HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1903-12-25, Page 2THE STORY TELLER'S '
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A good ,sSory hes been said to con-
tain the accumulated, wisdom of the
vane, and the man wlio makes it may
be only tatting together the labor of
thousands who went before him, says
Yout,h's COSI pailion. But in telling a.
story one voice is better than sev-
eral. ;\lost persons have had, at one
time less another, the sort of expert-
CMCe 1111 ch this dialogue embodies:
"We were down town last Mon-
dka.y," b,cga,n the husband, "and--"
"Partial' me, dear, it was Tuesday."
"Ye!s—er—yes, last Teesday we
were down on High street."
"It was Cannon street, dear."
".Thank yau, darling, yes. i thowxht
it' was cold, and pat on my over-
! coat--"
"But it wasn't very cold, Henry, at
lust not so cold a s you said it
!would be,"
"Ic tvas pretty coach, anyhow. We
,hard just pabsscd Clora,u & Piper's
'Wore."
"It isn't Moran & Piper's any more,
Tau know. It is Moran & Co. now."
"Yes, of course, since the failure."
"They didn't fail. Piper sold out.
Bat go on with your story, dear ; I
l;.ir.now Mr. Barney wants to hear it."
"Well, I hasi my pockets full of
'things that Margaret had bought
"'My, Hc!nr; , I didn't buy many
Things. You know we had just paid
0e rent, and I didn't have my' Mon-
day ,shopping allowance at all. That's
telly I waited till Tuesday."
Henry is silent far a few seconds,
with a weak, concave expression on
his face Margaret waits in smiling
t+exp'ectation, then says;
"Go on, dear."
"Ah -h. oh ! Wasn't it at the corner
I!that we met Timkins? That is, it was
;est theao1•ner that we met Timki ns -
1 sand—we met Timkin's at the e,orner."
• As there were no objections. Henry
regains the courage of the declare-
; tine sentence. • e
"Timkins was carrying a big bag
lot 'things--"
"Not a very big bag, Henry : that
I is, not big for such a huge man as
i he is." ,
"To be sure, he is a large man, my
I -dear. You are quite right. How are
your stocks panning out, Barney ?"
"Pretty well. Come in and see me
I MO -morrow. I must run along, 110w."
So sorry, Mr. Barney ! I'm sure
1 Flcrlry and I have enjoyed your call."
i "I think he might have let you. fin-
i;Sh your story," said Margaret, when
i Barney had gone.
rPill-osophy.--There are pills and pills—
but Dr. Agnew's Liver Pills at 10c a vita
idead in demand. The sale borders on the
iphenomenal. Sluggish liver, constipation
or irregnlar bowels are the precursors of
• many physical disorders. T11ese little won-
ders remove the cause. 40 in a vial for 10
cents. -45.
)punishing a Cranky Bride,
Atchison, Kan., Globe.
• A wedding occurred last night that
the Globe haat concluded not to men -
mention. A reporter was sent to the
bride yesterday afternoon to inquire
the particulars, but she acted like
j a crazy Terson. So we have con-
cluded not to make any reference
Ito the wedding; the bride may shoot
the editor or set fire to elle office.
We never saw a woman act as she
'did.. If she wants her wedding no-
tice printed let her get out a
ihlar;dbill.
Twitchy Muscles and Sleepless-
ness—The hopeless heart sickness that
settles on a man or woman tdhose nerves
are shattered by disease can beat be pictured
M contrast with a patient who has been in
the "depths" and has been dragged frcm
• them by South American Nervine. George
Webster, of Forest, Ont„ says: "I owe my
i fe to it. Everything else failed tocure."-44.
Curiosities of Cut Glass.
The process or glass cutting res
quires great skill and care. A: de-
sign is first lightly copied on the
glass and the cutters take it in
'hand. A tine 'stream of sand and
water falls continuously on a rep -
idly revolving steel wheel. To this
the glass is applied and the cutting
, is really accomplished by the Eric-
! tion which the, sand sets up. Then
another workman with another
I steel wheel and plain water brings
I the cutting up to a sharper edge.
A third workman with a softwood-
; en tool takes.off the cloudiness eaus-
ed by the friction of the steel., a
i fourth polishes .the glass, • a fifth
:with a preparation of oxide of tin
I gives to it that iridescent lustre
(which makes us Value cut glass so
, bigbiy.
I'wax cured of Acute Bronchitis by
MINAII•D'S LINIMENT.
J. M. CAMPBELL,
Bay of Islands.
I was cared of Facial Neuralgia by
MINA1ID'S LINIMENT.
WM:. DANIELS,
Springhill, N. S.
I was cured of Chronic Rheumatism
by MINARD'S LINIMENT.
GEO. TINGLEY.
AIbert Co.,'N. 13, .
marmunoniamm
Our Forefathers.
Arguing on the sublet that man is
desended from the monkey, the Bos-
ton, Globe cries out to know what
;the monkey wad descended from, and
!'blinks maybe plant life is the an -
ewer, Well, then, what was plant life
descended ;ram ? Slight as well have
;this question of ancestry settled. ,
A SOUTH AFRICAN
'TRIBUTE.
At €i, practical test of self -binders
held at 1S2ooresuurgs Cape Colony,
South Africa, on Nov. 5 last, under
the auspices of the Western Province
Agricultural Society, the 1llassey-
Harris Binder was awarded the first
prize of £10. There were seven com-
petitors, three Massey -Harris, three
McCormick, and one Champion. T11e
judges, in determining their awards,
amongst other points, also took into
consideration the length of the stub-
ble .end the tightness and compact -
nese with. whie;, the sheaves were
bound. ,
About s1x hundred agriculturists,
some of whom came from a consider-
able distance, witnessed the interest-
ing competition, which was a co.u-
plete victory for the Massey -Harris
Binder. ,
Uses of the Sermon.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Teddy and Mary bad been taken
to church for 'the first time, and
on th!e way home they discussed
what they had heard and seen.,
"Well, now," said Teddy, with! a
a frown, "I'd like to know what the
sermon was for, anyhow."
"Why, Teddy," said little Mary.
with a superior air ; "don't you
know 'thlat yet ! It's to give the
singers a rest, of course."
La grippe, pneumonia and influ
enza often leave a nasty cough
when they're gone.
It is a dangerous thing to neglect.
Cure it with
Shiloh's .\"' .
Consumption
Cur The Lung Tonic
The cure that is guaranteed
by your druggist.
Prices 25c,, 60c. and $1.00
5. C. WELLS & CO.
Toronto, Can. LeRoy, N.Y.
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But Think of the Teacher.
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
Surenuff—Gosh. I wish I want to
school in Russia. ,
Satysfied—Why?
1Shureenuff—It must take all day
to call the roll there.
BIood is Worthless
UNLESS CIRCULATED.
Health Is assured by the new pro-
cess of curing disease.
RELIEF IN 30 MINUTES.
Sick headache, indigestion, loss of vigor,
failing memory, nervousness are ail Infallible
signs of weakening nerves, and indicate that
your nerves lack rich blood with which to
build up their broken tissues. Dr. Agnew's
Heart Cure heals and strengthens the heart
and gives it the power to send rich blood
coursing through the veins, when most
diseases disappear as by magic. It relieves
heart disease in 30 minutes and is a wonder-
ful euro.
Dr. Agnew's Ointment cures piles
In one to three days. 35c. 17
Not Quite as Bad. As Reported.
Boston Transcript.
Midge—They Nay your mother takes
in washing?
Marge. --No such thing ; she hasn't
come to that yet. She only goes
out washing. ,
Vakes
Womans
Work
Spenallaallanitela
Childs
Play
INSONINIOMINP
With the !'
New Century Ball Bearing
Washing Machine
and a couple of five year old children—
the washing need not stand over.
Five minutes to a tubful and you will
have no u20 for wash boards. It clean-
ses perfectly.
Von cannot afford to be without it.
Order through your dealer. We will
mail you a booklet on application.
The DOSWELL MFG. CO., Limited
HAMILTON, ONT.
And So ;He Did Not Say it.
Philadelphia Lodger.
Mr. Elder—There is something I
want to say to you, Bessie—or—that
is, Miss Iiuteley.
Miss Kuteiey—Call me Bessie 1 fyou
wirgh.
Mr. Elder -011, may I ?
Miss Is.uteiey—Of course; all old gen-
tlemen call me Bessie.
Dolls blade of Steel.
There is a big factory in the Uni:ed
States now—in New Jersey—accord.og
to Good Housekeeping, which makes
dolls, very perfect and durable ones, of
sheet steel. They are light an strong,
so strong they cannot be broken even if
stepped on. Their smile is the kind
which Will not come off, for their com-
plexion is of baked enamel, not to be
. WEDDED Di MODERN STYLE.
How the. American Heiress and the
Foreiga Lora Wer.•e Linked,
There was a wedding yesterday In
Graceless Church.
Lord Baldknob, of i(i1tshire, Eng.,
married Miss Sallie Panhandle, of.
East Pittsburg.
The bridal party, inoluding the at-
torneys for both sides, fot'ined in the
alcove promptly at 11.30.
At 11.45 the real estate in the
bride's name was transferred to bis
lordship.
At 11.50 a million dollars in legal
tender en:sa •ed hands.
At :High neon all the railroad first
mortgage bonds known to, be the
bride's possession,., were handed over.
A vote of thanks was then passed
to his lordship for leaving the bride's
father enough to live on comfortably
until the next dee in Wall street,
which Is predicted for next spring.
At 12.15 two bishops, four clergy-
men, two real estate lawyers and a
barrister, representing the plaintiff,
pronounced the benediction.
The groom will pass the next three
weeks with his bride at his estates
in England, after the roof has been
repaired.
After this, it is understood, they
will separate, and enter society.—
New York Life.
'Wash greasy dishes, pots or pans with
Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It will re-
move the grease with the greatest ease. 36
Odd Litigation Over Body .
A case came up before the Supreme
Court of New York the other clay for
which no parallel exists. A rich man,
who all his lie had been a Protestant
and •wlro ha.d buried a wife and child
in a Protestant cemetery, recently
marred a Catholic woman, Last week
he died, and his wife had the body
sent to a Catholic receiving vault
with the purpose of subsequently
having it interred in a . Catholic
cemetery. The dead man's son ap-
peared and demanded that his fa-
ther's remains be buried with those
of the deceased members of his fam-
ily. The case went to court, and the
decision is foreshadowed in a remark
made from the bench by Justice
Scott, who said ; 'When a man pro-
vides himself with a graveyard it
seems to me he has a, right to be
buried there." t ;
DR. A. W. CHASE'S 25c5CATARH CURI
is sent direct to the diseased
parts by the Improved Blower.
Heals the ulcers, clears the air
passages, stops droppings in the
throat and permanantly cures
Catarrh and Hay Fever. Blower
free. Alt dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase
Medicine Co., Toronto and Buffalo.
Riebest or Beggars.
In the Austrlanaournals is record-
ed the death of °tie Sinton Op'pasich,
who was, it appears, the richest pro-
fessional beggar in the entire world.
He was born without arms or legs,
and for more than half a century he
exploited this terrible infirmity for
the purpose of; making money. First
he begged in Tienna, where he was
born in 1832. and afterward he plied
his calling in all the cities and most
of the towns and villages in the
Austro-Hungarian Empire, with the
result that in a few years he acquired
a considerable fortune.
After his death the authorities
found among his papers account
books very well kept, in which he
had entered each evening his pro-
fits for the day, including the result
of his stock exchange transactions,
much of his money having been in -
visited in this way since 1880. Up to
that time he had received as alms
from charitable souls in the streets
of Vienna, Budapest and other places
$115,000, and of this sum he had
invested $60,000 in foreign securi-
ties. The exact amount of the oid
man's wealth at the time of his
death is unknown, but that he was
very rich is certain.
PTURE CURET
A Remarkable Discoverer
Celehrates3 Toroaatto
Specialist
Rupture has always teen ese.
sidered incurable., but it can be
cured at home, without operetion,
pain, danger or loss of time. MR.
11Y. KNIGHT, 71 Locomotive
St., Hamilton, Out, whose pos.
trait here appears, suffered 10
years with two ruptures and now
• rejoices in a radical cure by this
discovery, and never lost a mo-
i mens from work. Free trial.
DR. W. S. RICE,
2 Quecn St. E., (Dept.200 ), Toronto
Defiicient in Sense of Value.
N. Y. Sun.
Mrs. Knocker—So your husband has
no idea of the value of money?
Mrs. Bocker—None whatever. He
absolutely doesn't . realize `what a
lovely bonnet $50 will buy. !
$100 REWARD, $100
The readers of this paper will bo leased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In alt its
stages and that is Catarrh, Hall'e Catarrh
Cure 113 the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh, being a con-
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Ball's Catarrh Cure is taken in-
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby des-
troying the foundation of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature in c ulng
Its work. The proprietors have so much faith
in its curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it falls to
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by ail druggists. 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
While living on hope it is weld to
?hustle for a nneal 'ticket.,
The satisfaction of having the
washing done early in the day,
and well done, belongs to every
user of, Sunlight Soap. 1073
Before and Atter Marriage.
.Atchison, Ilan., Globe.
'An Atchison bride had printed on
her calling cards, "At home Wednes-
day afternoons:" After six month's'
marriage she has had added ; f`And
every day in the week and ean't
get' the work clone then."
Minard's Liniment cures Distem-
per, ._1.t
Below the Age Limit.
Chicago Tribune.
Dickeys and bbs younger sister had
quarrelled,
"I'll 'go to heavens when I die, and
you won't i ' she said, making a face
hat him.
1 "That's eau you cango any -
!where you want to, 'th,out ha.vin'
ito fpalyt a,nylt fare," he retorted, can*
emptuouslyj, ,
Minard's Liniment cures I411k
theria, • i I
:I44, - ..
Can't Tell,
Chicago Record -Herald.
' "What are you going to give'your
wife for Christmas this year ?"
"1 dunno. She locked it away in
a closet before I had a chance to
see Vit"
In Going to New York
lin sure that your tickets read via Grand
Trunk and Lehigh Valley route of the "Black
Diamond Express." This is the direct and
best route from all Canadian points. By this
route baggage Is now checked in bond and
from Canadian points. The Lehigh Valley
has three stations in New York, up townnear
all first-class hotels and down town near all
European steamship docks, saving passen-
ger s for Europe a long and expensive trans -
your tickets of Grand Trunk
agents. Robert S. Lewis, Canadian Passenger
Agent, Yonge street, Toronto, Ont,
Always in the Fierce Light.
Life.
Queen Alexandra has just celebrat-
ed' her fifty-ninth birthday. This
is another one of the unpleasant bits
Of publicity that is in the list of
penalties for being a queen. Birth-
day ,juggling is impossible.
Minard's Liniment cures Garget la
cows.
•
Quite a Boom for the Poor.
It may comfort the consumers ot;
meat and butter and eggs and coal
to learn that a German scientist
claims to leave discovered a process
by which the price of radiata man
be reduced several thousand dollars
an ounce.
Minard's Liniment cures Colds, etc.
No Other Course Open.
"It's a very old plot."
"Yes, but whlat is a plagiarist
to do ? If he steals a new plot
threre'll be twice as mach com-
plaint." 1 .
RAILROAD MEN and others subject to severe
exposure find the greatest relief In the use of
"theD. & L." Menthol Plasters for all mus-
cular pains, whether in the chest side or
back, which aro he fore -runners of chronic
rheumatism. It stops themalmostinstantly,
ISSUE NO. 52, 1903
Ctrs. Winslows boothing Syrup should
always fro need for Children Teething. 14
soothes ton child, softens 'legume, cures wind:
code anct is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.
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it J. CUMMINGS 8 CO.
Rooms 98-0 Victoria Arcade,
18 Victoria Street, Toronto, OM.
'phone Main 3704.
nr]ALrns rN
TOCKS, BON,' S, GRAIN
AND P."'OI/ISIOf1S.
Direct private wires to all exchanges.
Bt ,:
v,.- VWHE
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May wheat will cell $1.00 per bushel before
this option expires. We handle accounts of
1,000 bushels and over on 1 percent margin.
Write rite for our speclat letter.
Branch Office,166 Simeoe St, Pe terboro
'PnoNE 360.
Stocks Are Cheap!
So. Pac., B. & 0., Un. Pae., Mo. Pace R. L
Com., Eries, heading, N.Y. Cen., and 'Penn.
R R., we regard as PARTICULARLY AT.
TRACTIVE at present LOW prices, and
trades in these securities conservatively
handled will, without doubt, skew substan-
tial profits lathe near future.
While you are waiting for things to settle
down the quiet, steady accumulation of the
Standard issues is apparent +.o the close
student of conditions.
A Word to the Wise is
Sufficient.
Our beard room Is public, make it your
headquarters. Exceptional exchange con-
nections enable us to execute orders in 10
shares on as favorable terms as 100 share
lots.
Write to -day for our booklet: entitled
" Wall Street', Opportunities."
Special attention given to out-of-town
orders,
JAMES & CO.,
Standard Stock Exchange Buildings,
Toronto.
HOW SUCCESSFULLY
SPECULATE
on the STOCK EXCHANGE without
margining.
All losses, if any, reduced to 20 per
cent. A plan placing you on both sides
of the market. $75 enables you to
operate 50 shares. Write for particulars.
MILLER & CO.,
P. O. Drawer, 2630,
TORONTO, ONT.
FRUIT LANDS
In lots of 10 to 100 acres for sale in the
heart of the Niagara Fruit Belt, near
Grimsby. Steam and electric roads pass
this property. All conveniences of the day.
Terms very reasonable. Apply
J. CARPENTER,
0. Box d8, Winona, Ont,.,,
TOR SALE—ESTABLISHED TAILORING.
1' business. Population twelve hundred.,
malleable iron factory, good farming coun-
try, steady trade, up-to-date stock and fix-
tures complete ; about $1,500 Will,
sell or rent house and store. Proprietoty
going to British Columbia January 4th. .ea
bargain, Act quick. R. E. G. Burroughs,
Westport, Ont.
STAMMERERS
rT UE ARNOTT INSTITUTE, BERLIN,
J. Ontario, for the treatment of all forme
of SPEECH DEFECTS. We treat the cause,
not simply the habit, and therefore produce
natural speech. Write for particulars,
ALWAYS SEE THAT THE MATCHES YOU BUY BEAR THE NAME
Our Parlor Brands-.
"KINA EDWARD"
"HEADLIGHT"
"EAGLE"
"VICTORIA"
"LITTLE COMET"
A QUICK, SURE LIGHT
by using any one of
Our Sulphur Brands
"Telegraph"
`°Telephone"
Is ensured EVERY time
these brands :: :: ::
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Dealers Everywhere
That Cough
which ordinarytremedies have not reached,
will quickly yield' to
GRAY'S SYRUP OF RED SPRUCEOUM
It cures those heavy, deep-seated coughs—takes away
the soreness—heals the throat—strengthens the lungs.
None the less et ,:tive because it is pleasant to take.
Just try one bottle and see how quickly you get rid
of that cough. At your druggists. 25c. bottle.
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C ta. NADIAN ORDER OF CHOSEN FRIEN
FIVE YEARS' PROCRESS
Year.
Members,
r1
Surplus.
e�.
18,233 1899 4204,025.00
20,917' 1000 208,620.00
22,574 1901 288,330.00 i
25,829...., 1909 364,012.00
25,000 1908 . 400,000.00
,;Special Inducements to JOIN NOW.,
Apply to the Recorder in your own town or W. R. Montague, Chinni Recorder, Haut ;-0i
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