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Fanny had .read In one of the no- morning and order some of the
vele Which deal with the experiences
of detectives full particulars of the
mode in ;which keys are copied, and
she bad, very soon after her arrival
at the castle, taken impressions of
her aunt's keys in wax, and had
them copied; ane often when the old
lady firmly, 'believed that her niece
; awes asleep or reading in her room,
Miss Fanny ,was examining with
eager curiosity, some of the disused
apartments, or turning over the
• marquis' rooms—the rooms which
were so sacred to the rest of the
household that the maids, when they,
entered them, almost did so on tip-
toe
Mrs.Inohley was also quite ignor-
ant that Fanny, had obtained a key;
to the marquis' private entrance,
and that it was through the small
tower Fanny glided to her meetings
,with Captain Sherwin beside the
stream.
Mrs. Inchley, saw, the marquis so
seldom that she was considerably!
fluttered when, on the morning af-
ter the ball, Me. Ingram entered the
housekeeper's room and announced
that the marques wished to see her.
Fanny, looking fresh and bright in
her ta,stefuLmorning gown of white
pique, Was eating her breakfast
daintily, an open novel beside her
plate, and gave a sharp little nod
of greeting to the steward, whom
she treated with a condescending el.
vility; which he had grown to ac-
cept as quite natural and proper ;
though he was, as a matter of fact,
her aunt's superior in the house-
hold.
A few, moments later, a footman
opened the door of the library, and
ushered errs. Inchley into the pre-
sence of the marquis. He was seat-
ed at his writing table smoking a.
cigar, ;which he laid down as sho
entered, he turned ;with a bow and
a, smile.
" Good morning, Mrs. Inchley," he
said, pleasanter "Sorry to trouble
you—hat T dent do it often, do I?"
" N=. indeed, my lord," assented the
old lady, dropping him another cour-
tesy. "I hope nothing is amiss. I
was most careful with the clothes,
and gave orders to the cook—e
" Everything is in admirable order,
thank you, Mrs. Inchley," he 'said;
"and I have nothing but praise and
approval for your kind services. I
sent to ask you to see me, because
I wanted to tell you that I am going
to stay at the Castle for some time,
and I wanted to know if we could
ask some people down. I know I'm
giving you short notice ; but you're
used to Clint, I'm afraid."
" Yes, my lord," said Mrs. Inchley,
�luly
The marquiis smiled.
" How many ?-1I I may mak-e so
bold, any lord.'
, How many ?" repeated the mar-
quis. " Oh, a dozen or so. I suppose
we have rooms enough ? I don't
know. I don't think I have been all
over the place for years, and for-
get."
" Oh, there's room enough, my
lord." ,
"'Very well. Then as to servants:
If you haven't enough, engage some
wore. Do whatever you think neces-
sary, in short. If any of the rooms
want refurnishing; see Mr. Ingram
about it. 1 expect my aunt, Lady
Scott, down presently, and she will
remain while the visitors and I are .
here. You will want some money.
Have whatever you want from
Zr, Ingram. Don't spare the
expense. I should like my friends .to be e
comfortable, you understand. Good f
morning."
Mrs. Inchley cowrteseyed herself M
out, and flurried back to her' own
apartment in a estate of excitement. E?
"Weil, aunt 7" said Fanny. ,
"To think of it 1" exclaimed the old P
lady,. "The castle is to be filled with
;Visitors, Fanny! The rooms are to sl
be got ready, refurnished, if need
be, and —and no expense to be spar-
ed! Whatever does it mean?"
Fanny smiled thoughtfully,
"It means a lot of work for you,
aunt dear," she said affectionately,
°land you must let me help you. Let
wee see. I can go to Porlington this
t
hinge.
The Grange was just outside Por-
lington.
So you can* that's a good girl!"
said Mrs. Inchley approvingly, "I'll
see Mr. Ingram, and make out a
list for you. You're' quite thoughtful,
Fanny! Oh dear 1 If the marquis
hadn't been so kind I should have
dropped when be told me 1 leun and
put on your things, there's no time
to be lost. He always likes things
done straight off, and all in a min-
ute like!"
Fanny went upstairs with dutiful
promptitude, and put on her neatest
jacket and hat ; then she took a small
velvet -covered box from the back of
a drawer, and, unlocking it, took out
the letter she had purloined the night
before from the marquis' escritoire.
But, alter reading it and pondering
over it, she put it back in its place,
and, carefully locking the drawer,
went downstairs to her aunt.
The marquis was in the best of
humors that morning, the servants
declared, and one footman went so
far as to assert that he hear., his
lordship humming a tune as he passed
through the hall into the ,gardens.
There he induced the gruff old gar-
dener, Mr. Blacker, to select the
flowers for a beautiful bouquet. This
he carried himself to Major Delaino'•s
cottage, and placed It in the hands of
Bridget, with directions to give it
to Miss Elaine.
Ae the marquis was returning to
the Castle grounds, he met a neatly
and simply dressed young woman,
who kept her eyes fixed demurely
on the ground as Ile passed. He
scarcely glanced at her, and went
on his way, little guessing that the
email and insignificant !coking girl
was to exercise so vast an influence
over his life and that of the woman
he loved.
,Fanny Inchley walked on with her
short, mincing little steps, and
reached the Grange in due course.
If possible her shrewd face grew a
little paler, and certainly a little;
G
Grange and aver. as shaskednfor thebell
lat Delai the
When Greek meets Greek then
comes the tug-of-war ; and Fanny
felt that in Lardy Blanche was a
foeman who would call forth all. ber
(Fanny's) sharpness and astuteness.
The Grange, though much smaller
and less important than the Castle,
was a fairly good specimen of an
"-;glish gentleman's eountry seat,
and Fanny was ushered into a hand-
some old hall, while the footman
went in search of Lady Blanche.
CHAPTER, XIII.
"Step this way, please," he said,
when he returned. "Her ladyship
will see you."
Fanny followed hrvm up the stair-
case in the meekest and humblest
of faslilons, and the footman shovr-
ed her into a small room which
served for Lady 'Blanche's dressing -
room and boudoir.
Lnche was
ning in a
iaivalnndiandy achar. She wanenv loped
in a morning 'wrap of palest blue
satin, and a breakfast service stood
on a Small table beside lior. It was
evident that she had not made her
public appearance that morning. On
the back of another chair Fanny's
quick eyes saw the dress which Lady
Blanche had worn the preceding
night, and which Fanny had presum-
ably come to mend.
Like most extremely fair women,
Lady Blanche looked beet at night,
but the cold blue eyes were keen
enough as she raised them at Fanny's
ntrance, and said with, real or el-
ected la,ngour :
"You have come about the dress,
ass--"
"Inchley, Fanny Inchley, my lady,"
aid Fanny, respectfully, and with
er eyes fixed meekly on the car-
et.
Lady Blanche looked over her
toulder.
"You will find it on that chair,"
sho said.
Fanny took off her gloves--sho had
put on a pair of cotton ones, much
too big for her, instead of the nice
fitting kid sho usually wore—and
taking a neat, business -like little
work -case, went and got the dress,
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and seated herself with it by the win- ,GOOD HEALTH.
dow.
Lady 13,lanehei took up a paper and
pretended to read it, but her cold
eyes watched' the pale face opposite
her with keen scrutiny.
It did not take long for Lady.
Blanche to learn,. through adroit
questioning, that Fanny was not
friendly. to Mise Blaine, and that she
was opposed to any alliance between
her and the marquis. ,
"I could be, of mach service to you,"
said Fanny, as she put down the
dress, having announced, after half
an hones labor upon it, that it was
finished. As site arose and began to
pull on her big cotton •gloves, she
added, glancing keenly , at Lady
Blanche. ''It is in my power to pre-
vent the marquis marrying Miss
Elaine, my lady."
The assertion, uttered with such
apparent eoni`idence, 'almost took
Lady Blanche's breath away. ' She
Laughed, an incredulous, contemptu-
ous laugh.
"It is too ridiculous," she exclaim-
ed. "You come here, like the conspira-
tor in a French play"—she was
speaking more to herself than. to.
Fanny— "and offer -offer to break
off the match—engagement between
Lord Nairne and my cousin, and—
and you expect m,e to believe you
possess such power. Regally, Miss
Inchley--•' And she laughed again.
Lady Blanche walked to the win-
dow and the back to the table
again, her color coming and going,
her eyes hidden under their white
lids.
"Haw can you do this?" she de-
manded.
Fanny was silent a moment, tben.
elle looked up with a smile. Lady
Blanche bit her lip and frowned.
"That is' your secret, I suppose
you will say ? It is a secret you
want to sell, not give away."
Fanny was still silent, as if as-
senting,. and Lady Blanche, with a
z'estiess, inpatient movemeart, sank
into the chair again.
"And—and suppose I am foolish en-
ough to place crelence in this extra-
ordinary statement of yours',
Miss Inchley, and — and accept
your assistance 7" Her face
flamed. ",Bind, I do not say
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I do so, or I will ; but suppose I am
willing to—to--ed
"What shall I ask in return, my
lady. ?" said Fanny, as Lady Blanche
hesitated.
"Exec the"
Fanny paused a moment.
"Not money, my lady," She said,
quietly and slowly.
"Not money 1" echoed Lady Blanche.
"No, my lady, I do not want money.
I mount something more precious to
mo even than money. I shall be
content if your {ladyship will pro-
mise to be my friend and help me as
=as I am willing to help you."
Lady Blanche stared at her in curi-
ous uncertainty.
"I do not understand," she said.
"I will tell you, my lady," said
Fanny, speaking slowly and with a
by no means ineffective intensity.
"Your ladyship may smile, but I am
ambitious."
Lady Blanche was now too sur-
prised to smile, and fixed her eyes
in cold astonishment on the sharp,
shrewd face.
"You aro ambitious?" she repeated
vacantly. "You want to bo--"
"Different from what I am," said
Fanny, with the first sign or a
flush on her face. "At present I
am just nobody. Your ladyship, who
is so clever, mistook me for a
dressmaker, you remember. I am
just the niece of the housekeeper
at the Castle, but some day I may
rise above that position, and when
I do, and not till ,thea„ I shall ask
your Ladyship to help me. I shall
want to be presented at court,
my lady," she said quietly. "I shall
ask your ladyship to recognize me
as a lady, and help me to become
one."
"And that is all you want 7" said
Lady Blanche.
"It is a great deal to me," said
Fanny, "As I have said, I am am-
bitious, and I do not mean to re-
main as Ian:. 1—I may marry some
day, and then--"
"You will marry a gentleman,?"
said Lady Blanche.
Fanny raised her head.
"A gentleman, or no one," she
said,
Lady Blanche leaned her head on
her hand, and looked at the small,
humbly -dressed figure and the
plain, but acutely intelligent face
far a moment in silence, •
She had read of such cases as
this, of women of the lower class,
as Lady Blanche would have put
it, being devoured by an ambition
to climb the social ladder, and de-
termined to do so at all costs; but
she haat, never met with one until
now, and the situation interested
and amused her.
""A,nd for this, to bo presented at
ourt, you would do what you 4, -ay
you can oto ?" she said in a low. voice.
Fanny made. a gesture' of assent.
9"X am ready and able," sho respoud-
emplaatloally. "If I thought your
adyship doubted my capacity, or
bought that I had been indulging
vain boasting, I could give you
moof ; but I see your ladyship docs
et doubt ane."
And she spoke the truth, Something
her manner, in the tone her
c
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'Thousands of cases—zea,ny of thein in
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For fully a year I rarely got a good
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voice, had convinced Lady Blanche
that this pale -faced, insignificant -
looking girl had uttered no empty
threats,
"'Yes, I believe you," she said re-
luetantly. "By what means you
can effect what you say--"
"I can break on' the engagement
between the marquis and Miss Ela-
ine at any moment," said Fanny.
"And I will do so whenever your
ladyship thinks fit, on the condiLlons
I •have named. They are not hard,
your lade -Alp will admit."
"No," said Lacey Blanche. " they
are not hard, but they are—extra-
ordinary,"
"Tour ladyship must allow me t0y
be the judge of that," said Fanny.
"Do you accept them?"
Lady Blanche rose and walked t0
tho c.ressing'table again.
"I must have time to think," sea e
said. "All 'thatrd." you have sac
seems 80ab
su
d
Fenny rose, her thin lips compress-
ed with an air of determination.
"I have made a mistake," she
said, "I came this morning thinking
your ladyship would not object to
be the Marchioness of Nairne.' I
beg your ladyship's pardon 1 I will
go now, only asking your ladyship
to forget that I have troubled
you."
She turned to the door and had
touched the handle, when Lady
Blanche, with a face changing
from red to white, put out her
hand with a gesture half of en-
treaty, half of command.
"Stop!" she said, "I—I cannot
decide whether e ou are deceiving
me or not, but I will trust you."
"You must," saki Fanny, quietly.
"nate I will trust you," said Lady
:Tanabe, pale now- to the lips.
A queer smile played about the
thin lips of the little adventuress
for a moment, then with admirable
gravity she dropped a courtesy.
"Thank you, my lady," she said.
"You will have no cause to regret
having done so. Your cousin, Miss
Elaine, will never be the Mar-
chioness of Nairne," and before
Lady Blanche could speak again,
Fanny opened the door and left
the room, .leaving the haughty
beauty still half doubting, not a
little resentful, but wholly con-
quered. •
.CHAPTER
1,
A week has passed since Fanny
Came to terms with Lady Blanche,
and during that time, with the aid
of painters and upholsterers, great
changes have been made in the Cas•
tle.
Lady Scott has arrived some days
since, and has taken her position as
hostess with that graceful facility
which seems the birthright of an
English lady. She is a tall, slight-
ly -built woman, with iron gray hair
and calm placid lips. Her voice is low
and deliberate, and there are indi-
cations of her relationship to the
marquis in the clean-cut foaturee
and straight dark eyebrows.
Of the marquis she stands a lit-
tle in awe, and though curiosity
would ander the circumstances be
both natural and pardonable, she has
refaainecl from questioning him as to
his reasons for his sudden hospital-
ity. For years past the marquis
bas made her a liberal allowance,
and Lady Scott has come at his birl-
iiing, prepared to play the part of
hostess for a week, a month, a year,
if it so pirase him.
fro be Continued.)
An Irish Heart.
Take innocence and candor and a
love tor every right,
And mix them up together with a.
goodly' share of fight—
And add a dash of pathos an of
sympathy a share,
And equal parts of faith in God and
fervor in the prayer,
And charity's sweet emblem might
bo tucked in there to show
That hope is e'er resplendent in a
soft, ecstatic glow.
Then label it with courage and a
sense of wit and fun,
Nor be ashamed to claim it, nor) to
stand by what' you've done;
But simply pour in humor of the
brilliant, wholesome kind,
And all the loved ingredients of the
helaaitl:y, h:unta,n mind, -
And set it on a pedestal 'of onyx
grand and write
And then call all, the people in, to
to witness while you, write
This fond and true inscription taken
from life's every part,
"Tele is, dear friends, a common
thing, 'tis just an Irish heart."
, t —W. 141'. Fogarty.
The ProperTime.
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Anzy, Said ga{bel, "when do yoga
intend to weer that stunning bath-
ing suit of yours 7"
i "b'lien the men arrive," * e1)11od
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TIDE FIRST BRIDESMAID
It was late when Eleanor arrived.
rt'here was a hum of voices and rustle
of soft gowns in the long white and
gold doable parlors, She sought a
glimpse of palms and smilax, and tall
clusters of 1ilies. standing imperially
over all.
She went 'upstairs hurriedly with
tears in her eyes and gladness in her
heart o'rer the .beauty and fitness• of
it all. Beatrice in • her youth and
bridal sweetness, and the fragrance
and flowers everywhere with the
plentitude of the •springtide. And
only a. few short months ago, and
hope and promise hied been her own.
They had planned it together, Rex
and she, thee° first happy days when
t
h@ira
1 Pe had ad been so 'wonderful in
its new born strangeness. The wed-
ding was to bo just after Easter,
when all was white lilies and open-
ing buds. It wens tyre only true time
of the year for .bridals, Rex had said,
when the bride herself was young
and fair es one of the golden -hearted
lilies.
And it had ended even before the
storms of February had passed. She
had almost forgotten the cause, it
had been so trivial. A word dropped
in jest of an old sweetheart whom
he had met by chance at a reception.
He thad said laughingly that she
was prettier than ever, and Eleanor
had been tired and petulant, and had
answered in a few sharp words, re-
gretted as soon as spoken.
She had just time to /catch a
glimpse of herself in the mirror of
the (bridesmaids' dressing room.
Beatrice was dark, and had chosen
her (attendants for their fairness.
They were dressed in, white and
green, and carried great shower bou-
quets df lilies of the valley, her fav-
orite flower.
The wedding party formed in the
library. Eleanor .was first brides-
maid on the right. ,She held her
flowers closely, her heart beating
fast as the soft, slow strains of the
wedding march sounded. Beatrice"s
little °aurins, Nannie and Bess, were
leading the way with broad white
satin ribbons to form an aisle
through the .parlors. To the first
bridesmaid, as she followed them
dreamily through a maze of blossoms
and bright faces, it almost seemed as
if it were all for her and Rex, and
suddenly, as they reached the bower
of lilies and palms in the south bay
window, she glanced up and met his
gaze as he stood opposite her beside
the bridegroom.
"How white you are, Nell 1" genie -
one whispered, as she moved to her
place.
"It Is the odor of lilies," she an-
swered, and wondered if anyone saw
the tears in her eyes.
It was not fair. Beatrice should
have told her he would be there.
She wondered if he, too, was think-
ing of what might have been.
Against ber will she looked at him
again.
Beatrice was speaking, her voice
low and sweet and tremulous.
"For better, for worse ; for richer,
for poorer ; in sickness and in
health, until death do us part."
The glorious, sacred words thril-
led leer with the fullness of their
meaning. This was the vow she
would have taken for love of him.
Her love had been strong enough
then. Ars she ,gazed at him, she knew
it wads as strong as new. f
"Till death do es part." And she
had thrown aside her troth as care-
lessly as the lilies would be cast
aside when their color and fragrance
were gone. .,... :a
It was over before she realized it.
She kissed Beatrice, standiu,g, tali,
and /slender, and proud -eyed, in her
white satin, beside her husband, and
went out into the library away
from the crush of people, and the
la.ughtem and gaiety. It was quiet in
the cool, deserted room. There would
be an interval of a few minutes be-
fore the reception, and she hoped she
would not be missed. A divan stood
in ono corner, halt concealed by a
tall, Pe'r'sian screen, and she sought
lte shelter instinctively.
Ile had remembered. She knew
that he had by the look in his eyes,
but there had been zea tenderness or
regret there, merely, grave, disinter-
ested recognition. She closed her eyes
ads if to keep back the tears that
filled them, and !aid her head on the
pile of sofa: cushions back of her. The
shower bouquet fell on the a •ug at her
feet. She did not care. It all seemed
a mockery of their love and faith and
broken troth—the gladnese of an-
othor's bridal, and the two meeting
AO strangers.
Someone entered the room, hesi-
tated, axed walked deliberately over
to the screened divan. She knew his
step before he stood beside her.
"Mrs. Langdon sent 211 to find
you," he said. "She wants you."
How; queer it was to hear Beatrice
called Mris. Langdon, She almost had,,
to think a, moment to know winenie
he meant.
"I wi.ii come at once," Abe answers
ed, and stooped for the flowers.
He lifted It for her, arid their'
handle met, •
"Nell 1" he exclaimed, as be wells
that she iila,d beer: crying.
what is it 7"
She tried 'to be dignified and
brave.
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Please
go away.
"You've been; crying."
"Please go away."
"I won't. At least, not until, lE
kkneadw t
the ha hs t e
i roub .
be"
She was silent.
"Is it because I am here, and
:you are angry'?"
x
"I am not angry," she said, al'
most eagerly. •"Not a bit. Only—Hr
"Only what ?"
"I didn't expect to see you,' she,
faltered, not meeting his gaze. "`Ami,
when, I did see you—why,it was'
just unexpected, that was 'ale"
"Dkl you come here to cry; over.
the unexpected ?"
She rose indignantly. He did ` not
have th!e slightest right In the
world 'to question 1rer, see Shie
would not listen to it,
"I wish to go to Mrs.' Langdon.
please," she said.
"Don't go, Nell. She, doesn't want
you very much. I asked where you
were, and she told me to find yo
It was I who wanted you really.
"But I want to go."
He bent toward her with plead.:
ing eyese
"Nell, didn't it make you think of
anything else ; Nell, the .flowers:
and music and what they were
sa yiog ? Why, whz!en I heard Lang-
don saying all that about love and
cherish and forsake and all the
resit of it, I just wanted to gather!
you up in my arms before every-
body, and say them too. Didn't yore
almost wish it were you and nae,
sweetheart ?"
She bowed her head over the 111.
les in sic@nee{
"I didn't mean tell mi." he
went on. "I only wanted to see
you alone and speak to you, and
hear your voice, don't you under-
stand? It isn't an appeal or re
grets, Nell, I couldn't botherr you
with that sort of thing. It's only,
the remembrance of it all, and
wish it had been you and me, dear,'"
He stood aside to let her passi
but she did not move, only looked
at him .wlitb' the old love in her,
eyes. ,
"I'm glad you came, leex," she
said, softly. "I wished it too."
Conumdrums.
What two letters represent the
fate of all earthly things ? D 1
(decay). : •
What is a man Eke who: Is in the
middle of "the river, and can't
swim ? Like to be drowned.
What letter is it which has but
five letters, yet when two are taken
away it leaves one? Stone.
When fee a,candle like a tomb-
stone ? When it is put AA for a Latesban
when is an author like a gbast
When he appears in sheets.
Name a !bank there is no discount
on. A' bank of earth.
What can pass the sun without
making a shadow ? The wind,
,What is the hardest thing to deal
with ? An' old ,pa.ok of cards.
Row do lbees dispose of their
honey ? They cell it, of course,
When does a woman's tongue gq
quickest ? Whenit's on a railroad.
Of all the Percy family which was.
the noblest ? Percy -were (persevere).
Which the most crueL? Percy-cuta1
(persecute).
What extraordinary kind of meat',
is to he bought in the Isle of Wight e,
Mutton from Cowes.
ii'hen is a ,blow from a Lady Wel-1
come ? When she strikes you agree -1
ably. •
When Is a black dog not a b'la'ck i
Tt'
dog? When he's a grey -hound.
•What Letter in the Dutch alphabet
will make an English;,lady of title 1F
A Duteh: S.
Why was the whale that swallow-,
ed Jonah like a milkman who bag
retired on an independency ? He took
a great profit (prophet) out et the
water.—Boston Globe.
i,
The Safety Value of Objuration,
Chicago Record.
"Clergymen 'feel the heat more
than other men."
How do you know ?" '
" They are under professional
obligations not to say, violent things
about it."
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