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The Herald, 1903-06-05, Page 4iViSESSMENT SYSTEM E CAIIADIAN ORDER. F CHQSEN FRIENDS The • annual report of the Regis- trar or Ineerance furnishes indie putable evi,tienee• regarding the STANDING atld Fl3OfaRESS of this purely Canedt ii 'Order. REAR 1902 Total assets .. ... $ 264,01200 Total membership 23,829 a. Diombers added ., 3.g01 Amount • of insurance written . 2,505,000 00 Inlcoixu.. 288,,60100 Increase of assets • 125,68200 Increase Per $1.000 at b 00 Information cheerfully given and Organizers wanted. write W. F. Montague, Grand Recorder. amilton, Onto W. F. Campbell, Grand aznilton, Ont. risk ... Organizer'. _ NTH USIASI'I AND SUCCESS. (Ella Wheeler Wilcox.) It. Is a great thing to have enthus- asm. 11 is a goodi thing to have an idea +d an aim, and to be interested in our work. I like the people who can talk of hat they, love, and I dp not enjoy Jae silent and conservative man, wbo eeps everything to himself and ex- ectls us to consider him, great be - use he does. But the enthusiast needs to culti= ate discretion, and to use it oeea- onally. The man with an idea and an aim outd seek for balance also, and the ea,djf talker wants to learn .how to em. This is an age of self-analysis. Men d women are continually "dig -ging eimselves up by the roots," to see w they grow. Introspection is excellent ; yet It + + be parried to an extreme: I have en worn to shred& by having a. ocean pull her mentality and spir- uaiity to pieces and explain all its tricaciels to me,. even while she id me the compliment of saying I helped her i;o understand her vn mechanism. I would rather she had kept it hole and busy with weaving a rest: 1 and serene character. For beyond• enthusiasm, ambition aspiration is severity,. I have heard a man ' talk of his • ruggles, adventures, efforts and achievements u.ntii my head liirled. I was moved with interest, sympa- ly, admiration, 'yet, alas, with ra- ges. as mall and with regret that ))ad not attained discretion and let, as well as..success in life. It is a groat art to learn to be net - ler too reserved nor too colnmuni- ,live. The man of stupendous self-conceit, often oppressively silent. The deep-'' his silenoe the more conscious you e of his self -appreciation. Yet that feet does not lessen the ue and importance of silence. In the most profound ocean of elo- eice an occasional island of silence a hvelcom.e haven. Learn 'to talk just enough about ourself, your ideas, your experi- noes, your beliefs, to interest your en ors. Then learn how, to avoid ming, tiring, or over -taxing them. It: is agreat art,and a difficult one. gemeatesemeseettesstanannamameeestameete A WOMAN ON IIEN SCIOKERS C,neeteees e©CtteQGOGGb :GeCasVG A'ecording to a man's manner of smoking, S*,olii isbIidl know• him., is the opinion of a keen observer of habits and characteristics. Let liim gnaw at the end of hie cigar and roll it between• his lips and yen may depend he is cynical, likely to look always on the wrong slide of human nature and not to trust any one completely. The man who smokes with his ci- gar tilted upwards lids the traits that: make for s'uccese, Le brisk, ag- gressive, and likely to triumph over interference with iiia wishes. • The smoker who guards his cigar jealously and will smoke it almost up -to the point of charring bis mous- tache or burning his nose, is a tac- tician, scheming, self-seeking, and with an intense desire for power. The' cigar tilted toward the chin denotes the day dreamer, the per- son who may have ideas and am1:Ii- tions but selclim the practicability to carry them out. Tire cigar held steadily and hori- zontally indicates a callous, calcu- lating nature. strong traits, 'hut poor, principles, the sort of 'man who could ke brutal with indiffer- ence should occasion arise. ;Men who let their cigar go out, and then try to relight it ; also those who, after sm.o'king for a while let the cigar go out, and then throw tt away, are likely to be irrational and 'without the capacity to put their powers, to use. Men of ;qulck,. vivacious temper hardlly touch the tip of their cigar with their teeth, and after taking two or three whiffs will remove it and h:old it in their hand in absent- minded fashion. They are men who change their opinions and ambitions often and require the spur of no- elty or necessity to make them ex- ert their hest powers. The man who, after lighting his• cigar, holds it not only, between his teeth axle! lips, but with two, three or four fingers of his left hand, is fas- tidious and possessed of much pis: - sone," pride. Such a smoker will often remove the cigar and examine the lighted end to see if it is burning evenly and Steadily. Such aotiens in- dicate carefulness, sagacity, and a character worthy of confidence and esteem, The ,smoker who sends forth smoke from both corners of the mouth in two divergent puffs is crochety and hard to get along with, though he may have good mental faculties. The Ispendlthrift, sometimes the ad- venturer, is declared by the act of biting off thej end of a. cigar. Lack of judgment, dislike to pay debts and not oven -niceness of habitu are de- clared by this practice. Tile pipe •e'nolcer who grips his pipe se firmly between his teeth that marks are left on the mouthpiece is mettlesome, of quick, nervous temper, and likes to be tenacious of his opin- ions., one way or another. The pipe held so that it hangs somewhat toward the. chin indicates the listless, aznbitionless person, who might stand up to such responsi- bilities as come to him, but would never seek them or strive for high place. , The man who fills his pipe hastily, haphazard fashion, and emits irregu- lar puffs of smoke, is of incautious, generous impulses, the sort of man who is a .good comrade and has pow- ers of en:2rtaining, but whose friend - ,ship is not likely to be lasting nor to , warrant iMplicit confidence. The man who fills hie pipe slowly and methodically, and smokes me- chanically and regularly, is likely to bo reserved, prudent, and a good, de- pendable friend, while not of showy est error. Many smokers, no matter bow many cigar cases they have, carry their cigars in the upper left -band waistcoat pocket. This habit hell- cates a love of self-indulgence and disinclination to make the slightest exertion other than absolutely ne- cessary. These observations, it should be re- membered, are those of a woman who has been observing men who smoke. Subjects of Thought. One *an go through his work well +r shirk it. One can consider his .eighbor or neglept him. One can re- +ress t,h.e foyer -fit of impa,tience or e • e it wild sway. And the perpetual saessenae of such a choice leaves no ''Aur without guidlance. No man can safejly, govern that ould mot cheerfully become a sub- eet ; ilo man can Safely command that has not truly learned to obey, and no man can safely rejoice bat him that has the testimony of a good coin isscaenen. Beneficence should never be exer- cised at random, nor upon irrational impulse, but should be the outcome ag;nd exprasslon of a disposition trained and nourished In the atmos- phere of human friendship. ,F;rom a mere sense of consistency, a, pejr,secutor is bound to show, that tiie1 fallen man is a villain ; other- wJrse he, the persecutor, is a, wretch himself.. Dolm.g good Is, perhaps, the only en- terprise in which there is positively 'Eo element of risk. Men are Iselclom more innocently employed Ulan when they are hon- !elstly making money. Great manes debase, instead of 1trai,sin'g, those who know, not how to :nee them. We prepere ourselves for eternity by, doing one day's work while it is clay. 11 lel f£1 I t Fdowors thla.t come from a loved hand should be more prized than dia- motnds. You cannot make a man think if he has not the apparatus to think with. What 5%ou dislike to another take seers to correct in yourself. Something of More Importn,uce. Cleveland Plain Dealer. e/YeLs, I explained the whole theory Of the new discovery to my wife." "And what did she say 2" 'She :said, 'George, can you remem- • bet who the Sourfield girl married? I've been trying all day to think of his name.' " Coon's Cotton Root Compound. Ladies". Favorite, Is the only safe, reliable regulator on which -roman can depend. in the iliouxi and time of need." Prepared in two degrees of strength. No. 1 and ,No, 2. No, 1.-FOr ordinary cases is by far the best dollar medicine known, Vo. 2 -Fee special cases -10 degrees Stronger -three dollars per bon. Ladies --ask your druggist fOr Ceo&'s tlotto* Root i;oanliou d. Take no the and station re 1 mixtures .•nd ilii s a as � ll pills, iris a p i n 0 2 dl nei .1a and are da can eTCt18.. NO recommended by all thuggiste in the De. ialnlon ia1 Canada Mailed to any txddresiS on receipt or rico and four 2 -cent postege l6iahill8.. L" Cooia Cormintny+4 d '0'ffia theoro Doll, Gems Prom Famous Authors. The world's a bubble, and the lite of man Loss than a span. -Bacon. Truths is 'the handmaid of Justice, freedom is its child, peace is Its com- panion,'safety walks in Its steps, vic- tory follows in its train. -Sidney, Smith. To know, to esteem, to love -and teen to part, Makes up life's tale *Co ma lij a feeling heart I -Coleridge. If thine enemy huklger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink; for in so doing thou shalt he:a.p coals of fire on his he..a,d.-Nese Testament. Sorrows remembered, sweeten pre- sent joy. -Robert Pollok. The man may last, but never lives, Who much receives, but nothing gives, Whom none can love, whom none can thank, Creation's blot, creation's blank. -Thomas Gibbons. Censure is the tax a man pays to the . public for being eminent, -Jon- athan Swift. ( Ora Going to Church. "It was the enema .of Christ 'to attend the synagogues, to' join in the songs of praise a,nld thanksgiving, to listen to the reading of the old testament and' to its lessons as en- forced and illustrated by the ap- pointed leader. From Hie earliest boyhood to the entering upon Blet Ministry Ile had been a regular at- tendant upon the Ilouse of God and, when proclaiming His elessiahship, still bath as a hearer and preacher, He was 'thus keeping holy the Sab- bath day. Christ himself set the ex- ample of going to church. The Chris- tian's religious meds demand the l Ouse of prayer and the assembling of God's people regularly within rte walls. The disciple is not above his fLord."--l3.ishop Fallows. , She Had a Sweet Tooth. CoWidow. oW. Cornell Wi ;Willie fell in the molasses ;Darrel, in the shed. "Now 1'11 lick yen, Willie," His angry mother said. GOING TO TELL IT. The Great South American Rheumatism Cure; the kind that cures in a few days the most ob- stinate and painful cases. If you have a friend suffering from that horror, or from lumbago or neuralgia, it is your duty' at least to offer it to him. It will re- lieve, with the first dose. You too. William Marshall, of Varney Post Office,' County of Gray, Ontario, writes: "For the last year I' was continually is bed. I spent hundreds of dollars in doctoring and medicines which proved of little relief. The first dose of South American Rheumatic Cure gave rile in- stant relief. I am c,mpletely cured." THE ORIIAT SOUTH AMERICAN NERVINE TONIC builds up into vigor and health the most shattered systems. It is un- matched in female complaints, . or general debility in either sex. Hundreds of testimonials from the cured ones. . 19 Limerick intelligence. Harvard Lampoon. Mr. Bogworthy rented a suite, In a building without any hurte,. He live there for sir months, But never kicked onths, For a, surgeon had cut off his fulte. P' l es To proveio yon'„ that, D6 Chase's Ointment is a certain and absolute cure for each and every form of itching, bleedingand protruding piles, the manufacturers have guaranteed it. See tes- timonials in the daily press and ask your neigh - bars what they think of it. You can use it and get your money back if not cured. 60c a box, ab all dealers or EDetASSON,BATE5 & Co..Toronto, Dr.'Chaso's Ointment The Idiot Again. Columbia Jester. College Idiot (indefinitely) - It strikes home doesn't it 2 Kind Friend-Er-wba,t .does? College Idiot -Why, I was just thinking of our parlor clock. FACTS ABOUT OOTUUANI. New York's 26004: Year Was Cele- brated Ylesterdae.. First 'Settled ha 1614, but ne buildiegs were put up until the be- ginning' of the ,nest year, 1615. First flour mill 'shad first lawyer, 1630. Ole:rgymanand schoolmaster iip- pea•recl In 1633, and whipping' post In '1635, when first artist also lap- peered,.. ( First physician is recorded as of 1.630. Vest Long Island terry, 7,637. First hanging, 1641. First building; 'lot,. 1642, sold for $9,60, worth a million or two pow. First public school. 1652. It'icst city charter, 1653. City Hall opened, 1655. First census, populatj,on'1,000, 1656. F;lt'al fire company, 1657. • First poet, Jacob Steed'ma.n, 1659. First Mayor, 1665. 1 ' e Merchants' Exchange establislied, 1670, First letter carrier route, 1673. reached to Botsten. First regular dock, 1677. First professional undertaker, 1683. First printing press, Bradford's, 1604. First power house, 1698. Streets first lighted, 1697, lantern hung on a pole at every, • seventh house. ' First newspaper, 1725. First public library, 1729. First college •established, 1756. Became first gity in the views, 1830. Results from common soaps; eczema, coarse hands, ragged clothes, shrunken . flannels. At SIMPLE SHEAF OR BUNDLE CABRLER ie one 'of the many, good features of the MASSEY-HARRIS Binder. You' can see by the cut howl very simple and light it is. • . . MASSEY-HAAAIS It has great capacity, neverthe- less, and is strong and well -made. It drops back from under the* sheaves when dumping, without damaging the, heads of grain. f +- FOLDING DIVIDERSI-Simplest of all. A child can unlatch them and tura them in. Many other manufac- tuners are trying to copy this fold Some Fences are Good Some Fences are Cheap For a fence both good and cheap, write for our catalogue. It also tells you about our New Steel Crates SEL,EIR IE FENCE. CO. Welland, Ont. Tabby Winds the Clock. Did you ever hear of a. cat that winds a clock ? There Is one lo North Dakota. Her name is Tabby, and she never has to be told when to wind the clock. She just sits neer it as the time draws near, and when the hands are at the right place, she climbs up and attends to the matter. Of courses elle doesn't have a. key. It isn't that kind of clock. There are weights, and.Ta.bby draws the weight down that has gone up during twenty-four hours. That keeps the clock going for, twenty-four houses again. ' r Seasonable Speculation. Montreal Star. Miss Swellman summered at the Pier, She wintered at the Hall, New, ,should she spring at Ligonier. We wonder Where She'd fall. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There% only. one way to cure deafness, incl that is by con- stitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in- flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper- fect hearing, and when itis entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam- mation can betaken out and this tube roster- ed to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed fora em dine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces, We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh. Cure. Send. for circulars, free. F. J. CHI:NEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, i 5c. Hall's Family Pills are the best, One Draft Never 'Dishonored. N. Y. Press. 'There are no Cilrattson the Bank. of Motherhood which are not hon- ored without discount. Ask for Minard's and take no other. Crafty. ' Cornell Widoly, Pedlar -Madam, I have hero a fine complexion beautifier which -•-- Lady ---Ne. You don't work any side game on me. Milria,rd's Linilnesit 10 used by t?hy sip! G a,ne. Patient waiting is often the high- est way, of doing 0od'0 will, --Collier. Eng device -because It Is so good. 13ut MASSEY-HARRIS patents pre- vent them duplicating it. - Remember it is the Ma,ssey,Sar- rit. The Careful Burglar. The cold grey of the dawn is steab- ing through the windows. The burglar, is stealing inside the house. ,His foot strikes a. chair. Crash; From time 'upstair rooms come the sounds of people moving about and conversing In sleepy tones. d4.oting with the quickness 'f one who has a trained mind and under- stands human nature tble burglar seizes the call bell on the table and rings the rising summons of the fnmilya In a (moment the sounds of snores 11,11 the, house. JAS, the rising bell is better than the knockout drop. -Judge..- -... believe MINARIYS LINIMENT Will cure every case of Diphtheria. 'ZEUS. REUBEN BIKER. Riverdale: I believe MINAHD'S LINIMENT Will Irrodtiee growth of hair. M.R.S. CHAS. ANDERSON Stanley, I s E. L I believe M1NARD'S LINIMENT Is the best licusehol,d remedy on earth: k 11TATTHLIS FOLEY. Oil !City, Ont.' ' REDUCES EXPENSZ Ask for the Octagon Bar o37 His Humble .Beginning. Philadelphia Record. "I began life without a cent In my pocket," remarked the self-made man. "I ,didn't even have 'a pocket when I was born," retorted the gilded youth. se 1 , NEW YORK AND TIIE EAST Are reached by the trains of the New York Central Railway. This great four -'track line enters the only station in New York City, the Grand Central Station, corner of 4th avenue and 42nd street. , He Doesn't Count, Exchange. ' "Well, how do you like married life?" enquired the friend. "Not at all," replied the man who had married moneyy and was suffer- ing for it. "I'm a ease of matrimon•- Lal dyspepsia." "Matriomionlal dyspepsia ?" "Yes, She never agrees with me; etle's too rich." Keep Minard' s Liniment in the house. No Excuse for the Bunch. Fliegende Blaetter. She (who arrived an hour late at a rendezvous) -Excuse me for coming so late. You must have had a long wait. t He -Ori, no ! I have just come my- self. She -What, you would have had the impudence -`o make me wait if I had been punctual? Minardie Liniment Lumberman's Ylrlend. The `V Milan and 13er 5Iirror. Bow much time does a womark spend before her looking -glass ? A. German, with true Teutonic patience, has set himself 'to answer this tri- vial question with scientific ac- curacy. He estimates that a girl of 6 to; 10 spends au average of seven minutes a day before the mir- ror ; froml 10 to 15, a quarter of an hour 19 consumed daily, and from 15 to 20,, twenty-two minutes. La- dies from 20 to 25 occupy twenty-five minutes: from that age to 30 they are at least half an hour at their toilette. Thence, he alleges, there is a decline. Painkiller is just the remedy neederl In every household. For cute, burns and bruises, strains and sprains, dampen a cloth with It; apply to the wound and the pain Ieaves. Avoid substitutes; there Is but one "Painkiller" -Perry Davis'. Elia Complaint. I am a baby, eleven months' old, and nearly worn out already. Please let me alone l ' I 'am! not a prodigy, except to the extent that, not having anything to say, I don't talk, T,wo big persons claim to be nay parents -why, can't they let it go at that ? I have never r denied the charge. I haven't much data to go by, but I don't think I am either a magician, a learned pig, or a, virtuoso. I don't hanker for applause , so, it will be an ap- preciated favor if you won't put me through any parlor tricks. • If I have my wealthy old Ezra's nose• congratulate 'Uncle Ezra, but don't Islalue me. Jitney be a klepto- maniac, for ,all I know, but I can't help it. Don't rattle rattles 'at me -they rattle me. Don't goo -goo and oot- sle-kootsie at me. I can't understate] it any better than I can the Eng• lif h language. rLlhe pain I have; is not in my stom- ach, but in my neck.. I don't watt to be entertained or ryetilLed o$ Medicated or applauded. ,1.nd, if you don't want the to grow up to be a hypochondriac, a stamp -collet- tor, an awful example, •L ping-pong enthusiast. or a misanthrope, you just lemma he !-May Stuart Set. The Poor Boy. Chirnro llccord-Tler,dd. Little flaroid---x wish you were my tnamma. The Nuese--Why, dear ? Little' Harold -'Cauda you're HO eO dis- g tt t• kb E le T�: Nurse -But Why sLof is1' that maes; oe wens in' for your mnlean Little Iiarcld--Wc'hl, then I wouldn't hardly See& you any more, and I could stctxid it.. Follies of Long 'ego. Philadelphia Ledger. • Bibbs-No man knowe himself. Gibbs -That's true. I have just been reading over some letters I wrote to my wife before we were married. Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfectant Soap Powder is better than other powders, as it is both soap and disinfectant. es A Wise Father. Suitor -Sir, you are undoubtedly aware of the object of my visit ? Father -I believe you desire .to make my daughter happy. Do you really mean it ? Suitor -Unquestionably". Father -Well, don't marry her, then.." --Stray Stories, ISSUE NO. 23. 1903 Mrs. Winslow's' boothing Syrup should always be used for Children Teething. It 9oothos the child, softens thogums euros wind colic and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. LEARN PROFESSION IN FIFTEEN DAYS by mail so you elle) make from @'ivaa TO Tale DOLLARS A DAY. 11'or particulars write A. HANSEL, M. H., Ave. North Hamilton, Ont. LADY AGENTS WANTED Best Sailing Skirt Separator and Waist Adjuster over Introduced.. Seib at slght. Good profit. Bend 25 cents for rawer and terms to agents. BIRITSU & CO., D1PT. H., TORONTO'. USE 1,000 MILE AXLE GREASE It Has No Equal Manufactured only by THE CAMPBELL MFC. CO. of HAMILTON, ONTARIO. For sale by all leadin es May Excursions Hamilton to Mont- real, Single $7.00 Rt. $12.00 Toronto toMontreal Single $6,Rt. $11.50 Also to intermediate )(Mits. Meals andberth! included. Steamer d leave Mondays and Thursdays in May -Hamilton 1p.m.,s.Coron. to 7.80 p.m. Further information apply to agents or H. FOSTER CHAFFEE, Western Passenger Agent R. & 0., Toronto: KENDALL'S ". tRE the old reliable remedy for Spavins, Ringbones, Splints. Curbs. etc., and all forms of Lameness. It works thousands of cures annually. Cuss without a blemish, as it does not blister. Complete Cure for Bone Spavin, Russell, Manitoba, Jam. 2o,rge3. Dr. n. J. !Condall Co., Gentlemen : I had to treat a young horse of mine four years ago which had a Bone Spavin and got kicked on the sane legend was very badly swollen ii so bad that I had to bathe it in warm seater, then applied Ken'dall'a Spavin Cure. I had Typhoid Fever thesame winter and only gave the Kendal's Spavin Cure half a chance, and it only tools one and a half bottles to cure hit leg with very slim Mamma. and it did so completely that you would never know that he had a spavht ; he never has gone lame sixes. Very truly yours, GEO. S. HARRIS Such endorsements as the above are a guarantee of menta: Price $1 • e is for $5. Asa liniment for family use it has no equal. Ask your druggist for Sendali'e Spavin ()tiro. also ••A Treetieo on the Eton e," the book tree, or address DR. B. J. KENDALL Co., ENOSBURG FALLS. VT. sti.II IEF2rCaR T'C0 A1v. Aa,Q ai'1-IMIRs E. D. EDDY'S NEW INDURATED '---�--�:---�---: FIBRE WARE TUBS, PAILS, ETC For sale by all first class dealers - 111%11 ate' 4014 ® M-1-"1" 1 1%9 IC» V'S" -en • ..,Ir4 :1. 11With.. the •olad surettn s toacoFa ittb care. Ott uSmba o and Sciatica Thera baa 1s.0 such, ward as fail. Price. 25elatta 5O . ,4. 5', 1 5r li i.'r. I,i.',.; Dick's Blood Purifier Is the best Tonic for Horses and Cattle It puts cows in perfect health, and increases the flow of milk, DICK'S gives horses a smooth glossy coat, and puts life and spirit into them. T �a package with any run-down n aniia1 you uiay have and you will be convinced. 50 cent„ a package. LEMMING MILES & GO., AOON'r$, MONTREAL r,,R ..,sn;-,' POO i.iWt,t,,,iS' 4 1 'I •• `' l 4 , ty.d.lr"', ', ry, Ire,.! 14! v.,•.1