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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1903-06-05, Page 2ASJ,IiiSSMENT SYSTEM l'N ApIAN ORDER OF CHOSEN FRIENDS ' The annual report or the. Regis- trar Of Insurance furnishes indis- potable eyidenee regarding the STANDINts alld PROGRESS of this purely' Canzldian' Order. YEAR 1902 Total assets , $ $64,012 00 Total membership'; 23,829 es. Umbers added,,.,. 8.201 Amount . of insux•anee written 12,505,000 00 In!com 288,601 00 Inicrease .or . assets ],;25,652 00 ncrease per $1,000 at • risk .. b 00 Information cheerfully given and Irganizers wanted. write W. E. Montague, . Grand Recorder. • amilton, Ont, W. F. Campbell, Grand emilton, Ont, Organizer, 3� NTHUSIASfI AND SUCCESS. (Elia Wheeler Wilcox.) It is a. great thing to have enthus- asm. It is a good .timing to have a.n idea +d an aim, and to be interested in _our work. . I like the people who can talk of ,hat they love, and I do not enjoy e silent and conservative man, 'veto eeps everything; to himself and ex - eats us to consider hiim great be- ause he does. But the enthusiast needs to cults= ate discretion,' and to use. it occa- ronally. The man with an idea and an aim Dead seek for balance also, and the eaey talker wants to learn how to ell. This is an age of self-analysis. hien d women are continually "digging emselves up by the roots," to see w they grow. Introspection is excellent ; yet it Ir . r , be carried to an extreme.' I have en worn to shreds by having a oman pull her mentality and apir- uality to pieces said explain all its tricaciels to me, even while she id me the compliment of saying II helped her to understand her vn mecllrtnism. I would rather she had kept it bole and busy with weaving a. rest: and serene chara,ete.r. For beyond- enthusiasm, ambition aspiration is severity. I have heard a. man • tails of his ruggles, adventures, efforts and s achievements until my, head hided. I was moved with interest, sympa; my, admiration, `yet; alas, with la - gut; LA.'S well and with regret that nad not attained discretion and let, as wc11 as.success in life. It is a great art to learn to be nei- ler too reserved nor too communi- tire. t c The elan of .stupendous self-coneeit�, often oppressively silent. The deep - Ins silence the, more conscious you e of Ids self -appreciation. Yet that fact does not lessen the ue and importance of silence. In the mast profound ocean of e10- mma an occasional island of silence a !welcome haven. Learn to talk just enough about ourself, your ideas, your experi- nces, your beliefs, to interest your •eners. Then learn how; to avoid Orin,;, tiring, or over -taxing them. It'. is a great art,and a difficult one. Subjects of Thought. One oan go through his work well shirk it. One ca,n consider ilia 'd bar or neglect him. One can re " cps the fever -fit of impa,tience or e it wild iew,ay. And the perpetual refisence of such a choice leaves no without guidance. No man can safeily govern that ••,ouid not cheerfully become a sub - 'act ; no man can safely command that hats not truly learned to obey, alu,d no man can safely rejoice but hinm, that has the testirneny of a good cOin,Seletn ce. Beneficence ,should never be exer- cised alit random, nor upon irrational impulse, but should be the outcome and expression of a. disposition ;trained and nourished in the ,atmos- phere of human friendship. ,F;ram• a mere sense of consistency, S pejr,se•eutor is bound to show that ,the fallen pian is a villain ; other- wiee be, the persecutor, is a, wretch lrim,seif. Doing good is, perhaps, the only en- terprise in which there is positively 'mo element of risk. Mein are ,seldom more innocently 'employed than when they are hen- es'tllky, melding money. Great Warnes debase, instead of ':rasthg, those who know. not how to u19ca them. We prepare ourselves for eternity by doing oar day's work while it is day. 1 I ISI ft6:1'rtl Flowers that come from a roved hand should be more prized than dia- momd,s. You cannot make a man think if he bale not the n,pperatu:s to think with. What y•ou dislike In another take care to correct in yourself. 1' ,, Something Of Mere Importaltoe. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Yee, I explained the whole theory o 11 the new discovery to my wife." "And what did she say ?" "Sbe .en,iti, 'George, can you remem- ber who the Sourfieicl girl married ? I've been trying all day to think of his name.' " Cook's Cotton Root Compound. La1liee Favorite, Is the only safe, reliable regulator on which woman can depend, "in the :hour, and time of need." Prepared in two degrees of strength. No. 1 and No, `x. 1Vo. 1. --For ordinary cases 1s by far the 'best dollar medicine known. 240. S --For special cases -10 degrees Wenger -three dollar's per box. Tse.dies--ask your c1rud'glst for Cooles ilaittorr. Boot C eespostusi. Take no other ail all pillet inlxtures and Imitations are 'dangerous. No. 1 and No, 2 are sold and recommended by all druggists In the 1 0- t ienloa or Cenade. Mailed to any eddresd 'en receipt,: of r�ice and four 1 -cent postage litarnl,se. are Cook Octssoottnsyi, • 'S'pfncllnor„ 01114 , A WOI 1AN ON 11EN SI1OKERS According to a man's maztner of. smoking, yoil dean know him, is the opinion of a keen observer of balite and ebaracteristics. Let him glia:w at the end at his cigar and roll it between his lips and yon may depend he is cynical, likely to Look talways on the wrong side of human nature and not to trust any one completely. The man wlio smokes with his ci- gar tilted upwards has the traits that make for s.ccea , Is }brisk, ag- gressive, and likely to triumph over interference with his wishes. • T'll,e smoker who guards his cigar jealously and will smoke it almost up to the point of charring his mous- tache or burning his nose, is a tac- tician, scheming, self-seeking, and with an intense desire for power. The' cigar tilted toward the chin denotes the day dreamer, the per- son who may have ideas and ambi- tions but seldim, the practicability to Barry, them out. The cigar held steadily and hori- zontally indicates a callous, calcu- lating nature. strong traits, but poor+ principles„ the sort of man who could be brutal with indiffer- ence should occasion arise. Men who let their cigar go out, and then try to relight it ; also those who, after smoking for a while let the cigar go out, and then throw it away, are likely to be irrational amid( 'without the capacity to put their powers to use. Man of (iuiek,• vivacious temper hardly touch the tip of their cigar with their teeth, and after taking two or three whiffs' will remove it and hold it in their hand in absent- mi,Inc1ed lesbian. They ere men who change their opinions and ambitions often and require tbe spur of no- elty or necessity to make them ex- ert• tbeir best powers. The max who, after lighting hie cigar, holds it not only, between his teeth amid lips, but with two, three or four fingers of his left hand, is fas- tidious and possessed of much pe:- ecn•a1 pride. Such, a smoker will often remove tie cigar and examine the lighted end to see if it is burning evenly and steadily. Such actions in- dicate carefulness, sagacity, and a character worthy of confidence and esteem., The smoker who sends forth smoke from both corners of the mouth in two divergent puffs is orochety and hard to get along with, though he may have good mental faculties: • The spendthrift, sometimes the ad- venturer, is declared by the act of biting off thej end of a cigar. Lack of judgment, dislike to pay debts and not oyerrnlceness of habitu are de- clared by this practice. • The pipe .sunoker who grips his pipe so firmly between his teeth that marks are left an the mouthpiece is mettlesome, of quick, nervous temper, and likes to be tenacious of his opin- 1005, one wily or another. mho pipe held ,so thlmt it hangs somewhat toward the chin indicates the listless, a.mbftioeless person, who might stand up to such responsi- bilities as come to him, but would never seek them or strive for high placer The man who fills his pipe hastily, haphazard fashion, and exalts irregu- lar puffs of smoke, is of incautious, generous impulses, the sort of man who is a ,good comrade and has pow- ers of eneertaining, but whose friend- ship is not likely to be lasting nor to warrant iliaplicit confidence. Tiro man who fills his pipe slowly and methodically, and smokes me- chanically and regularly, is likely to be reserved, prudent, and a good, de- pendable friend, while not of showy exterior. Many smokers, no matter bow many cigar creases they. have, carry their cigars in the upper left-hand waistcoat pocket. Tens habit indi- cates alove of self-indulgence and disinclination to make the slightest exertion other than absolutely ne- cessary. These observations, it should be re- membered; are those of a woman who has been observing men who smoke. Gems From Vamous Authors. The world's a bubble, and the life of man Less than a span. -Bacon. Truth is the handmaid of Justice, freedom is its child, peace is Its com- panion, ieafety walks in its steps, vic- tory follows in its train. -Sidney, Smith. • To know, to esteem, to love -and then to part, Makes up Wife's tale to many a feeling heart 1 -Coleridge. If thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink; for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. -New Testament, Sorrows remembered, sweeten pre- sent jay,. -Robert Pollok. The man may, last, but never lives, Who much receives, but nothing gives, Whom none can love, whom none can thank, Creation's blot, creation's blank. -Thomas Gibboi;s. Censure is the tax a man pays to the . public for being eminent, -Jon- athan Swift. f On Going to Church. "It was the custom of Christ to attend tie synagogues, to. join in the songs of praise and thanksgiving, to listen to t.ne reading of the old testament a,nd''to'its lessons as en- forced and illustrated b3^ 'the op - pointed leader. From His earliest boy..hool to the entering upon His Ministry. Ile lid been a. regular at- tenclant upon 'the House of God and, when prociaimi,ng Bis Messiahsbip, still bath as a hearer and preacher, He was time keeping holy the Sab- bath day,'. Christ himself set the ex - apple of going to church. The Chris.- tian's reli:gione needs demand the house of prayer and the assembling of God'a 'people regularly wltimin Its wails. The disciple is not above 11S.s Lord." -Bishop Fallows. , ! Sbe Bad a. Sweet Tooth. Cornell Widow. Willie fell in the molasses Darrel, in the shed, "Nov I'll liek you, WD•iilie," Ills iutgry: mother said ' Vit GOING TO TELL IT, The Great South American Rheiltmatism Cure; the kind that cures in a few days the most ob- stinate and painful eases. If you have a friend suffering from that horror, or from lumbago or neuralgia, it is your dot at', least to offer it to him. It will re- lieve, with elieve,with the first dose. You too. William Marshall, of Varney Post Office,' County of Gray, Ontario, writes: "For the last year I was obntinuafly in bed. I spent hundreds of dollars in doctoring and niedisines whichroved of little relief. The first close of South American Rheumatic Cure gave me in- stant relief. I am c,mpletely cured." TEE GREAT SOWN AMERICAN NERYlee TONIC builds up into vigor and health the most shattered systems. It is un- matched in female complaints, . or general debility in either sex. Hundreds of testimonials from the cured ones. 19 Limerick Intelligence. Harvard Lampoon. Mr. Bagworthy rented a. suite, ' In a building without any huite, Ete lived there for six months, Bet never kicked on'the, For a, surgeon had out off his tette. O V - To prove Te yonethat Dr. P' I e s Chase's Ointment is a certain and absolute cure for each. and every form of itching, bleedingand protrudingSpiles, the manufacturers have guaranteed it. See tes- timonials in the daily press and ask yourneigh- bors what they think of it. You can use it and get your money back if not cured. 60c a box, at all dealers or EDnuesisoN,BATus & Coe Toronto, Dra'Chase's Ointment The Idiot Again. Columbia Jester. College Idiot (Indefinitely) - It strikes home doesn't it ? Kind Friend -Er -what .does? College Idiot -Why, I was just thinking of our pa,clor clock. FACTS .ABOUT (3OTJIAMi. New 'York's 250i,h Year Was Cele- orated 'Yesterday.., F'ir,st Settled in 1611, but no buildings were put up until tiie ,be- ginning of tjae next year, 1615, First flour ,mill 'and first lawyer, 1630. Clergyman' and schoolmaster ap- peared in 16133,' and whipping' nasi in 'x635, whop first artist also 'ap- peared ( , i , First physician is recorded as of> 1630. First Long Island ferry,, 1637. First hanging, 164,1 Thirst building 'lot. 1612, sold for $9.60, worth a million or two now. First public school, 1652. First city charter, 1653. City Hall opened, 1655. F'ir,st census, Population 1,000, 1656. First fire company, 1057. First poet, Jacob Steedmen, 1659. First Mayor, 1665. ) " Ivfercha,nts' Exchange established, 1670, First letter carrier route, 1673, reached to Boston. First regular dock, 1677. Finst professional undertaker, 1683. First printing press, Bradford's, 1694,. , First power house, 1698. Streets first lighted, 1697, lantern bung on a. pole at every, • seventh house. " First newspaper, 1725, i First public library, 1729. First college •esta,blished, 1756. Became first pity In the union, 1830. A' SIMPLE SHEAF OR BUNDLE CARRIER is one 'Of the many good features of the MASSEY-HARRIS Binder. You can see by the cut howl very simple and light it is. MASSEY-HARnIs It has great capacity, neverthe- less, and is strong and wiell-*made,. It drops beak from under the sheaves when dumping, without damaging the, heads of grain. f FOLDING DIVIDERS -Simplest of all. li child can unlatch them and turn them in. M•a,ny other ma.nufao- taxers are trying to oopy this fold-• a Some Fences • are Good. Some Fences are Cheap For a fence both good and cheap, write for our catalogue. It also tells gots about our New Steel Oates SELKIltliz *FENCE CO. Welland, Ont. Tabby Winds the Clock. p!d you ever hear of a. cat that "winds a clock ? There is one In North Dakota. Her name is Tabby, and die never has to be told when to wind the clock. She Just sits near it as tbe time draws near, and when the hands are at the right place, she climbs up and attends to the matter. Of course elm doesn't bare a. key. It isn't that kind of clock. There are weights, and,Ta,bby draws the weight down that has gone up during twenty-four hours. That keeps the clock going for. twenty-four hence again. • . Seasonable Speculation. Montreal Star. Miss Swellman summered at the Pier, She veneered at the Hall, Now, should she spring at Ligonier. We wonder where She'd fall. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There's only one way to cure deafness, and that is by con- stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in- flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper- fect hearing, and when it is entirely closet], Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam- mation eau betakes. out anti this tube restor- ed to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forer e- • nine eases out of ten are caused by Catar h, which Is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred. Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, Send for circulars, free, F. 3. CHENE'Y & CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, '75e. Hall's Family Pills are the best. One Draft Neyer 'Diattonored. N. Y. Press, There are no drafts oro the Rant Of Motherhood which are not hon- ored without di,scounit. Ask for Minard's and' take no outer. Crafty. Cornell Widow. Pecllar-Madam, I have hero a fine complexiotr beautifier which--- Laxlye-No. You don't work any skin game en 'me, .Mi,oard's Liniment Is used by PhyA bipra4n s, Ing device -because it Is so good. But MASSEY-HARRIS patents pre- vent them duplicating It. Remember it is the Massey -Har- ris. The Careful Burglar. a The cold grey of the dawn Is steal- ing through tbe windows. The burglar, is stealing inside the house. His foot strikes a chair., Crash! From the '1ipstair rooms come tile sounds of people moving about and eopversin g in sleepy tones. tatting With the quickness of one who bas a trained mind and under- stands human nature the burglar eeizes the call bell on the table and rings the rising s3Lmmons of the ramify, in a moment the sounds of snores [Ili the, house. AAh, the rising bell is better than the knockout drop. -Judge. Patient waiting is often the high' eon way or dolt trod' will; -Collier.` d believe MINARDSS LINIMENT Will cure every case o1 Diphtheria. 'MRS. REUBEN BAKER. Riverdale. I believe MINARD'S LINIMENT will produce growth of hair. MRS. CHAS. ANDERSON. Shanley, Ps E. L I believe IStIN ARD'S LINIMENT is the best .• household remedy on earth. k. 11i'.ATTHIAS FOLEY. Oil !City, Onto ; ' ► Llis Complaint. I am a baby, eleven months' old, and nearly Worn out already. Please let me alone 1 ' I am' not a prodigy, except to the extent that, not having' anything to say, I don't talk. 'Iwo big persons claim to be my parents -why, Gant they let it go at that ? I have never denied the charge. I haven't much data to go by, but I don't think I am either a magician, a learned pig, or a virtuoso. I don't hanker for applause , so, it will bo au ap- preciated favor if you won't pat me through any parlor tricks.. . If 'I have my wealthy old Ezra's nose, cbngratu)ate Uncle Ezra, but don't kll0$ne me, ,1;lnay be a kiepto- mainae, for .all I know, but Z can't help it. Don't rattle rattles 'at me -they rattle me. Don't goo -goo and oot- ete-kootsie at tee. I can't unclerstanrl it any better than I can the Eng- lish 'langur) ge. , Mlle Wail 1 have is not in my stom- ach, but to my neck. I don't want to be entertained or mystified or medicated or applauded. And, if you don't want me to grow up to be a "hypochondriac, a stamp -collec- tor, an awful example, a ping-pong enthusiast, or a misanthrope, you just lemuie be 1 -May Smart ,Set. Results from common soaps; eczema, coarse hands, ragged clothes, shrunken flannels. I EDUCES EXPENSE Ask for the Octtegon Bar 537 His Humble l3eginning. Philadelphia Record. "I began life without a cent in my pocket," remarked the self-made man, "I didn't even have 'a pocket when I was born," retorted the gilded y ouch. I NEW YORK AND THE EAST Are reached by the trains of the Nese York Central Railway. This great four -track line enters this only station in New York City, the Grand Central l,'tatlon, corner of 4th avenue and 42nd street. , '`t. He Doesn't Count, Exchange: ' "Well, how do you like married life ?" enquired the friend. "Not at 511," replied the man who had married money and was suffer- ing for it. "I'm a ease of matrimon- Lal dyspepsia." "Matriomonial .dyspepsia ?" "Yes, She never agrees with me; enee's too rich." Keep Minard's Liniment in the house. No Excuse for the Bunch. Fliegende Blaetter. Site (who arrived an hour late at a rendezvous) --!Excuse me for coming so 1a,te. You must have had a long wait. s He -Oh, no! I have jest come my- self. She -What, you would have had the Impudence `o make me whit 1f I had been punctual? Minard's Liniment Lumberman's Friend. , The Woman and Her Mirror. flow much time does a. woman spend before her looking -glass ? A German, with true Teutonic patience. Inas set himself to answer this tri- vial question with scientific ac- curacy. He estimates that a girl on 6 to 10 spends an average of seven minutes a day before the mir- ror ; from! 10 to 15, a quarter of an hour ie consumed daily, and from 15 to 20, twenty-two minutes. La- dies from 20 to 25 occupy twenty-five minutes: from that age to 30 they are at least half an hour at their toilette. Thence, he alleges, there is a decline. Painkiller is just the remedy needed in every household. For cuts, burns and bruises, strains and sprains, dampen a cloth with 1t; apply to the wound and the pain eaves. Avoid substitutes; there is but one 'Palnicilier"-Perry Davis',. Tb.e Poor Boy. • Chi'aeo Onrord•lferald. Little Herold -1 wlslr y;bu were my Materna. 1I'he mince -Wily, dear ? Lithe Ilar;'old-'Cadre you're b'o die- agreeable. The Nurse-l3ut wiry shouid' that ni;Lke, ya'i W41.111• in^ fol' yniii' 11141 Ill,';:*:.•?. Little I'Ia.rold-Well, then I wouldn't hardly isee' you any more, and 1 coule stood Follies of Long Ago. Philadelphia Ledger. Bibby -No man knows himself. Gibbs -That's true. I have just been reading over some letters I wrote to my, wife before we were married. Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfectant Soap Powder is better than other powders, as it 'is both soap and disinfectant. 34 A. Wise Father. Suitor -Sir, you are undoubtedly aware of the object of my visit ? Father -I believe you desire to make my daughter happy. Do you really mean it ? Suitor -Unquestionably. Father -Well, don't marry her, then.." --Stray Stories, ISSUE NO. 23 1903 Mrs. Window's boothing Syrup should always be used for Children Teething. J1 soothes the child, sot tens the gums euros wind collo and 18 the best remedy for Dtiarnccea. LEARN PROFESSION IN FIFTEEN DAYS by mail' SO you can make from FIVE To TON noLLAns A DAY, Por particulars write H. 11riNJEILt M. H.2 West Are. North Hatvmilton, Ont. LADY AGENTS WANTED Fite Af tIWAYS, REA111r 6KIRVABOPPORTER 0• t a Shit t wean MEP� Best Senior Skirt Sappestsr sad Walst Adjuster aver tneataced... Sells at apart. Good profit. Seed 25 teats for sas915 and germs to asents. BIRITSH & CO., DEPT. H., TORONTO. USE I,000.MILE AXLE GREASE It Has No Equal Manufactured only by THE CAMPBELL MFC. CO. of HAMILTON, ONTARIO. For sale by all leadin ea May Excursions Hamilton to Mont- real, Single 67.0O lit. 1512.00 Toronto tolliontreal Single $6,Rt.$11.50 Also to Intermediate Joints. Meals and berth included. Steamer s leave Mondays and Thursdays in May -Hamilton 1 p.m.,s1oron- to 7.30 p.m. Further information apply to' agents or H. FOSTER CHAFFEE, Western Passenger Agent 11. & 0., Toronto. KEf DALL'S sp�7 ERE the old reliable remedy) for Spaying, ningbonea. Splints, Curbs, etc„ and allforms of Lameness• it works thousands of cures annnany. Cures without a blemish, as it does not blister. Complete Cure fer Bone Spavte. Russell, Manitoba, Jan. ao, rge3. Dr, S. J. Kendall Co„ Gentlemen: I had to treat a young horse of mine four years ago which had a Bono Spavin and got kicked on the same leg and was very badly swollen • so bad that I had to bathe it in warm water, thea applied 1�entlall's Spavin Cure. I had Typhoid ',ever thesame winter and only gave the Kendall's Spavin Cure half chance, and it only took one and a half bottles to cure his leg with very slim treatment, and it did so completely that you would never know that Loma a spaVIn ; he never has gone lame since. Very truly yours, GEO. S HARRIS Such endorsements as the above are a guarantee of mer% Pride $1; six for 55. Aso liniment for Gamily use it has ao equal. Ask your druggist for Itondall'e Spavin Cur0. also ••A Treatise on the norao," the book tree, or address OR. B. J. KENDALL Co., ENOSBURG FALLS. lif. • t1..DP RiQc ro AA Io.iii-IE S E. D. EDDY'S NEW INDURATED FIBRE WARE TUBS, PAILS, ETC For Sale by all first class dealers 111144M1.5.511- C10 MI E TT 1 r a lE ist r i .,..s -631a �'•t. y:4' 0.11�G.,• st. with the, •old suretn aco tta clJtE't?i S Lumbago and Sciatica Thera 3s no such. Ward as Pail. Price, 25C. 'sold 5Oc. ,yyF�a. 5051',. l� `',•.'.1,•'• Or. Dick's Blood Purifier ier Is the best Tonle for Horses and Cattle It puts cows in perfect health, and increases the flow of milk. • IICii'S (rives horses a smooth glossy coat, and putts life arid spixit into them. Try a package with any run-down animal you may have and you will be convinced. 50 cents a package. LEEMING, MILES & GO,, AGENTS, MONTREAL. .41.•00 e, hid''0 Moxa t, ver,,,, ..•/,',t 1.� a