The Herald, 1903-05-22, Page 5•
' iOUSB AND LOT FOR !.l•ALL .-In
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vitt good kitchen and 4 bedrooms, all in
.00tt repair. Tho lot 'contains a acre of
and, and willbo sold olzeap se. 'tile owner
ntends leaving the village. Apply to
Mrse. MARY Quitter,
3•pd. Blake I. 0., Hay Tp.
-"ARM FOR SALE. --00 scree, West
half,
Lot 20, Con. 10, Hay, one and
quarter miles North of the. Village of
nri.et, about 40 acres cleared, • belrrlice
c oc1 ;suture land. Good frame Immo
nd kitehen and frame barn 40 x 00 feet.
'his farm will be sold cheap. as the pro-
rietor intends going West. For puttee.
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VERYONE CAN HELP THE
CONSUMPTIVE.
he Now Free Consumptive Hospital
WIl1 Admit Consumptives Absolutely
W itllout_ohar ge.
The appeal being made on behalf of the
ew Free Consumptive Hospital, built
oder the auspices of the National Sani-
riutn Association -the first Free Con -
amp tive
on-amptive Hospital in Canada -is one that
•itches closely the heart -strings of every
an, woman, and child the broad Domin-
an over. Where is the community, far
r near, without its sufferers from this
read white plague? We are all in-
reeted in bringing these relief and re-
toring them to Health, family, and
etive citizenship again.
One important step in this direction
as been taken in the oreetion of the new
'ree Consumptive Hospital, due to the
eneficence of two Toronto citizens, and
•lnich is now nearly completed. When
he workmen go out of the building, and
hat will be almost immediately, all that
wanted to make it ready to receive the
onsumptive is that it be supplied with
eds and other furnishing appointments,
o charge whatever being made for
dmittance.
The National Sanitarium Association
re already carrying too heavy a debt to
ndertake the furnishing themselves,
ut the way is open for each one to help
raising the $10,000 needed for this c'
urpose, The stun is not a, lames one. is
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ZURICH-flEtiA.LU
The last lessor, we learn is to pardonAnecdotal.
ourselves. I '
every
art."
ulp-
ofaa
".tie combs his ' hair differently
time." "Yes, he hasn't learned his p.
--Yale "Reco%d '
Wigg -How -does he rank as a se
ter? Wag; He doesn't cut much
figure: Philadelphia "Record,"
Tencher-W'hat is a farm? Bright, Lit.
tle Girl -A piece of land entirely covered
by a mortgage. Detroit "Free Press."
First; New 'Yorker -You look happy.
Second New Yorker -I ani. I have found
a place where I coin sere a minute on my
lunch,
Johnson-IIe said I was an addle- ated
jackass. What do you. advise me to do
about it? Jackson -See a good vetcri•
nary.- Judge"
Wife -I found out something to -clay
that I promised never to tell. Husband
-Well, go ahead; I'm listening Cllioa.
go "Daily News."
"All T want is a little pin -money," said
young Mrs. Dashington. "I know it, my
dear/' answered her 'husband; "but don't
you use anything but diamond pins?"
"I understand that drinking is one of
your husband's failings." "You have
been misinformed. 1t is his most pro-
nounced success," -Chicago "Daily News."
First Neighbor (savagely) why don't
you stop your confounded dog barking
so at night? Second Ditto -Why don't
you go to sleep, then you wouldn't hear
it2
"I don't believe in early meninges. I
don't intend to be metaled until I ani
over thirty." "And I don't intend to
be over thirty until I am married."-
' Baza r."
Uncle John -Why,. my girl, you've
grown like a cucumber vine! What pro-
gress are you making toward matri-
mony? Clara -Well, Uncle, Pin on the
fifth lap -"Tit -Bits."
The latest novelty anent ;automobile-,
is the addition of a coffin fixed to the
front of the vehicle for the reception of
the body of the victim or victims run
over during the ride.
Mrs. Ntreme-What do you think of
niy new rainy -day skirt, dear? a
Xtronle-Is that a rainy -day shirt? "C
tainly. What did you think it w'a
"A rnilltr on your waist."
Mrs. 1Vitherby (at breakfast) -A
you well? Witherby-Yes. Wily? M
W'itherby-You look changed. I sip -
pose I notice it more than those w
are �withl you constantly.-"Harper's 13
zar.
According to Mr. Bernard Shaw, "1:i
by.' is slang, and "policeman" is situp
a vulgar La tini.,,,a,tion. "Copper," h
ever, he deems excellent Saxon for
scribing a man who pursues and ea
tures.
Managing Editor-V']Iot is your sp
cialty . Applicant (haughtily) -I hu
jtest graduated from college. `Well, y
might accept the position of editor -i
thief until sone of your knowled
wears off."ea"Life."
Just after the publication. of the in-
genious stories for ehildren that Charles
Lamb and his sister Mary wrote• in cal-
la:boration,'Lazmb asked' a. fellow -traveler
one day: ".Slave you read Lamb's Weer replied the other, "but I have a
black sheepskin rug!"
An unseated mennber of the Ontario
Legislature was 'condoled .with. by a po-
litical friend. "Anyway, you're certain
to come
n
ome back, so you eedn t take it so
hard," eaid 'Che latter. "Yes," answered
the ex -legislator, drily; "we all dllerish
Christian belief in the resurrection, but I
don't think that it entirely reconciles
to death."
The late Augustus, Hare was fond of
relating a"n amusing incident winchieh illus-:
Crated the absent-mindedness of his coo-'
sin, Dean Stanley, and Dr. Jowett. Both
were quite devoid of either taste or
smell, and for some reason both, were•
inordinately fond• of 'tea. One morning
they had each drunk eight cups, when
suddenly, as Jowett rose from this table,
he exclaimed; "Good gracious! I forgot
to put the tea in!" Neither had noticed.
the omission as they sipped their favor-
ite beverage.
Bismarck, on one occasion, told Sidney
Whitman of his well-known feat in oys-
ter -eating. He was once in Liege, where
he ordered some oysters in a restaurant
-fifty to 'begin with. He saw the lady
behind the counter look up in surprise;
so, when he had eaten them, wishing to
see what effect it might have ion ter, he
ordered another fifty, and so on, until
he had eaten one hundred and seventy
oysters. Mr. Whitman adds that "it is
only fair to remember that in all pro-
bability they were the small Ostend va-
riety."
Chaplain Russell of the Missouri House
of Representatives recently demonstrat-
ed the efficacy of prayer by a supplica-
tion that is said to have transformed the
attitude of the members of the House, a
majority of w1ionz formerly read the pa-
pers during the chaplain's petition. "0
Lord," he prayed, "I ask that those in
this house who rise to their feet for
fl.. prayer may not continue to read their
er- papers while the dhaplain prays. Grant
e�» that they may have some respect for
God if they have not for the ehaptain."
re Recently a Virginia girl went to Weslz-
rs ington to visit the parents of her 'homefiance.
Upon her return 'home her old colored
ee mammy came to see her, and said to her,
a- "Honey, when's you goiu' to git mar-
ried?" The engagement had not been
ob• announced, so the young woman replied:
ly Why, I don't know, auntie; I am not
even engaged- 1Vhnt do you think of
tt$
01w` that?" The old colored womau said:
ie- "Laws -a -me, but that suttanly sin a
pity! But, Miss Nancy, they do say
that ole maids is the' happiest critters
we •there is, once they quits strugglin'."
o,l Rear Admiral Frank Wildes, who died
e, recently, used to be fond of telling of a
ee great start that a Boston *clergyman
once gave This congregation. "I was born
in Boston," Admiral Wildes would say,
11e "and in my boyhood attended church
Ic there. Well. at church one Sunday morn -
to ins there was, it seems, a couple to be
married after the service. The minister
made the announcement in -this way:
`The parties that are to be joined in
matrimony will present themselves im-
mediately after the singing of Hymn No.
243 -"Mistaken' Souls That Dream of
Heaven."'"
"Now, Johnny," said the teacher, ww
ad been describing a warship to tl
lass,"how is the deck divided?" "A dee
divided,," replied the bright boy, "in
pastes, hearts. diamonds' and clubs"--•
iladelphia "Press."
Husband (irri'tably)-It isn't a year
since you said you believed our marriage
was made in heaven, and yet you order
'me around as if I wasn't any body.
Wife (calmly) --Order is heaven's first
ew York IN eekly"
A• little newsboy, who had been in a
ecident, came into his Sunday sato
ass with one of his ears bandaged t
s head, and said to the teacher, "I'nl
good one to preach to to -day, for it
oes in one ear and can't get out the
her."
Miss Softly (who has bean attending a
0'h
urse of lectures)-, professor, I saw
oh a funny old fossil in the museum
•day. I thought of you at once. (Pro-
ssor Pliocene, the eminent geologist,
es not know whether to feel flattered
or not.)
truth can no longer
be hidden, madam. I am obliged to tell
u that your little son is--er-weak
inded; that is -well, it must be said -
is an idiot. Mrs. Highupp-How for -
nate it is that we are rich! No one
11 ever notice it. -New York "Week-
))
"What can I preach about next San -
y that will please the entire con-
egation?" asked the new minister.
reach about the evils of riches," re-
ed the old deacon; "there isn't t
ember of the congregation that is
worth over two thousand dollars."--
Chicago "Daily News."
"Mr, Jones,' began old Skinflint, the
boss, as he cleared his throat, "you
have been in my employ just twenty
years to -day, and have proved a good
and faithful servant. I propose to make
you substantial recognition of your fi-
delity. Here is a 'picture of myself as a
•resent•" "Thank. It's just like you,"
*uttered Jones as he accepted the valn-
ablerift.
The physicians were holding a consul-
tation beside the cot of the man sup-
posed to. have appendicitis concealed
about his, person. "I believe," said one of -
the surgeons, `"that We should wait and .
Jet hint get stronger before tatting into
1." Before the other prospective oper-
rs could reply the patient turned lite
d and remarked. feebly; 'What do'you
take me for -a cheese?" •
'en thousand individual contributions of
1.00 each out of a population of nearly
1000,000 people would accomplish this
nd. Some, of course, with their hearts
eked by the sufferings of relatives,
tends, or fellow -citizens, will, out of their
bundanee, do better than this. Fifty
oilers will furnish abed . Whet is needed
that the amount be raised quickly, that
he many knocking at the doors of the
ational Sanitarium Association may
nd a place open for them. h2
Contributions for this purpose, $1.00
r more, will be received bySir Wm.R.
feredith, Chief Justice, 4 Lam port Ave„ 1 ot,
'oronto; 'W. J. Cinge, Esq., 51 Front St.
Vest. Toronto; or National Trust Co..
.imited, Treasurer, 29 Bing St. Fast, CO
oronto. Fifty dollars will furnish a SU
ed. to
fe
a
el
0
of
0
ONSUMPTION AN UNKNOW
DISEASE IN TEN YEARS.
do
tatontent of Dr. John Ferguson -The yo
m
lie
to
wi
ly.
rtowv i'roe uOnsulnpospltal an
Imu,edlate Helper to this lSnd.
The statement of Dr. John Ferguson,
e of Toronto's well-known physicians,
at "if consumptive patients were pro•
ray isolated and treated, within ten
ars from now tuberculosis would be
•
da
gr
1e of the rarest of known diseases," '
gr
ght to prove an encouraging stimulus ea
the friends of the new Free Consump- m
e Hospital to hurry along subscrip-
• ns towards the furnishing of this insti-
tion, capable of admitting at once fifty
ttieuts, and without any charge.
The curability of tuberculosis is clearly
evidence in the records of the Muskoka
ttage Sanatorium, under the manage-
ent of the National Sanitarium Associas
n, and under 'whose auspices the new
ee Consumptive Hospital has been
ilt. In four years 510 patients have
en treated, and more thatt 852 have
en cured or so helped that they could
back to work, caring for wife or child
those dependent upon them.
The new Free Consumptive Hospital is
.uated in Muskoka, not far from the
uskoka Cottage Sanatorium, the rave
ntlemen who have generously borne
o cost of constructing the building de- tin
ins that the same benefits that have tito
me to patients of the Muskoka Cottage hen
natorium, .by virtue of its excellent
nation, should go to the poorer. patients,
. ose only hope is in admittance to the
ee Consumptive Hospital.
All that is wanting now is the furnish-
g of this Hospital with beds and other
t.
ce_asa,ry aPp oln meats, 'The. National
nitarium Association, because of their
avy debt, are unable o undertake this
rt of the work. Only let. .the many
ose hearts are touched by such dis-
ssing eases as are constantly chronicled
newspaper columns, send their contra
Mons of $1.00 or, if possible, $5,CO,
1.00, or $50.00, and no time will be lost
opening wide the doors of the new
spiral. Contributions will be received
Sir Wm. R. Meredith, Chief Justice,
import Ave,, Toronto; W. J, Gage,
q,, 54 Front St. West, Toronto ; or
is National Trust Co., Limited,
easnrer, 22 King St. Fleet.
r esTo prove to you that De
Chase's OCntmontisacort.atn
and absolute euro for each
and evory form of itching',
bleediegand protruding piles.
manufacturers have guaranteed It. Seetos•
onials in the daily press and ask your neigh -
what they think of it, You can use it and
wour money back if not cured, Me a box, at
calors or RomANS011,13ATas R Co.,'1"oronto,
Chase's Ointnient
ao weather ;,o fur has been vc.,ry
nlld lately 'ye] y warns. A
ri shower would be welcome, at tl
ti
Who was that poor cuss that the
snob tarred and feathered, .•.ode on a
rail, horsewhipped, anti threatened to
lynch?" "1Vhy," said the leader of the
mob,•th
i
at s the fellow whor
l c wvoteto
the papers that the citizen this P i citizens town
had nn respect for Mw and order, We
show ed the cuss that we were law-,
abiding citizens, you bet!"-lnitimore
"Herald" ,
"Don't yon think that a newspaper in
smaller, more camped form would be ap-
pz'eeiated?" esker] the publisher. "No,"
answered his wife, "It must he large
enough for It inan to hold in front of
his face when there :rte women standing
in' a street car." -Washington ".Star,"
"ZZs„ gie., go ant? put the rubbish in
the dust -tin." "All right; wait till I see
if ,Beatriee Montmorency is going to
marry the Prince."
Expensive Fishing.
„t
Angry Sportsman (to Irish farmer who
has let him ;t salmon fishery for 4100)
--Yost may like to know that 1 have
,only caught three fish during the whole
season. So they cost me E88 Os Sd cash:,
apiece. Irish 1! armer-Faith, twas lucky
that yet honor did not catch any more
hat price! _.... _..
•
Senator Hoar of 111assaehusetts knows
his Bible Very well, from cover to cover,
and draws on it for philosophy and il-
lnstration with, great facility. Only once
in a great while is he caught tripping in
this field. One such occasion was while
the Senate was discussing- the Chinese
treaty of 1881. He quoted against the
exclusion policy St. Paul's declaration:
"For God hath made of one blood all the
nations of the earth." Senator Maier of
California exclaimed: "Go on -quote the
remainder of the sentence." "There is
no more of it," said Mr. Hoar. "Oh, yes,
there is," rejoined Miller; "for the apos-
tle added to the words which the sena-
tor ,has just quoted, and hath deter-
mined the bounds of their habitation.'"
In one of the towns which John Philip
Sousa recently visited in England,. the
March King met a lady with a great rye-
nutation for worrying celebrities of all
kinds to attend her dinners and "at
homes." She sent ]lin, a pressing invitee
tion to sup at her house after his per-
formance; but when Sousa learned that
she had issued invitations to her neigh-
•bors "to meet lir. Jolla Philip Sousa" -
an exhibition of "previousness" not to
be tolerated even by a Yankee -he de-
clined politely and With thanks. Having
counted upon Soust's'acceptance, and
held hie name out to liar friends as bait,
the lady was much disturbed on receiv-
ing his note, and wrote back to him with
desperate solicitude: "I am terribly sor-
ry to have your Carel saying you cannot
tome, but I still belie for the pleasure of
your company." To this the poor lady
eceived the following terrifying answer:
"Dear Madam --I have given your kind
message to my company, but I -regret to
say that only fifty of them will be able
to accept your invitation, the rest of
them having appointments. to keep else-
where."
Femi'line Frailty.
•
"Miy dear Gertrude, how glad I am to
see you! Do you lunch here often? I
come quite frequently. Fascinating
isn't it? I love tete music; it is so
weird, so delieiously barbaric. We will
sit here and eat together. Waiter,.bring
ole 0 salad, I+'renchdressing-see that the
oil is very fresh 1 -and va
y faze and tea.
Ge'rti•u d
t edear,! always \w a
run
, ys ch so light.
ly; 1 have really little appetite; shop-
ping is so fatiguing. Just the salad,
waiter, and a pot of tea, Why, here
conies Jimmie Gray! They say he is en.
gaged to Mrs. Kidd, the' grass .Widow. 1
dou't believe it. Hello, Jimmie! How
do you do? What a pleasure to see you!
"lertrude, you and Air. Cray are old
friends, aren't you? May you lunch with
05, Jhnluie? Certainly. We were just
about to give our order; you are quite
in time. Waiter, blue points and then
consomme. 1 hope they have a decent
entree fn -day. Yes. Jimmie will 'have
sauternes with the ]knell. You known my
old favorite.' Waiter, we will give you
the rest of our order when you bring the
oysters. I ant delhghlad to see you, Jhm!
Please tell me all of the newel" -"Towyn
I'opip as
Husband (irritably) --It isn't it year
since you said you believed our marriage
was made in 'heaven, add yet yon order
ale around as if I wasn't anybody, Wife
(eadnily)--Order is heaven's diet
$OW 'York "Weekly,"
"eeeky,"
Jewel -St., Mexico. Guaranteed
The jewel from which this well-known
street is Mexico City takes its name was Watches
a magnificent bracelet of g and
c „old, set with
manypreei•otis stones. The jewel was
made' for fatted de la Carsick y Tovar, as
beautiful Woman belonging to the most
exclusive : society of the capital' of
Mexico, bo• th by birth and marriage The e L I {
was husband, Sano. est in J'Cvvelery.
Clcks.
But, alas! it not her
Alonso Fernandez de Bobadilla, who pre-
sented the bracelet to ]ler. This gentle-
man had for a long time been muck more
unhappy than he appeared. In truth, he
was the .,most miserable of mortals, for
he was filled with apprehension that the
wife of ]lis bosom. whom he so ntueh
loved, did not return his affection and
was not true to him. They lived in the
greatest luxury in one of the 'finest
homes in the Street, and, indeed, in
Mexico. Senor eeernandez's offices were
on the first floor of the house, and their
Large and handsomely furnished living -
apartments were above. One day the
senor was sitting in his office, sadly
meditating on his lot, when a Setter was
thrown through the bars of the window
and fell directly in front ofhint, He
started as if from a dream, but even
before he broke the seal lie l new'u'het
the letter would reveal. It mentioned
no names, but between the lines he read
the guilty name of a professional friend,
Senor Raoul de Lora. Filled with sus-
picion :as he had been, the definite reve-
lation of the truth almost stunned hin7.
He thought of that very morning when
he had ridden forth with his lovely wife
by his side in an equipage that was
almost royal in its richness, envied by
all who saw ]rim, and richer than any of
his acquaintances, but also more un-
happy.
His first impulse was to rush up to
the living -rooms with the letter in one
hand and a dagger in the other, to
charge, the Dona Isabel with her unfaith-
fulness, and, if she could not deny it,
to stab her to the heart. But instead he
decided upon the cold plan of establish-
ing a watch that he might prove to him•
self the bitter truth. Accordingly, h"
went calmly -up to his wife and told her
that he had made an engagement with
the Government that would keep hien
away from hone until late at night.
Dona' Isabel Uncle him an affectionate
farewell and he departed. A few door,
away he secreted himself in the gathw-
ing shadows. light had jest fallen, When
a man, Well wrapped in a lour
blase cloak, which he held over itis
mmzth. as was the euetnm at niaht:t.int»
and his sombrero shndint securely the
upper part of his faee,•passed ,him hur-
riedly, and then stopped in front of
Senor Fernandez's own door. There was
no knock, but the Dona 'Isobel appeared
on the upper haleony, greeted hint, and
then the heavy street door opene'l
silently a little way. and the man in
the long cloak entered. Senor Fernnnd,r
waited no longer. Hastening into hi-
own house. he found his friend just
clasping a beautiful and costly lirncele'
on the arm of the Dona Isabel. Another
instant and a. dozier incl. penetrated the
Mark cloak end th-e Meeker heart 'ha
netith it. The Dila Tsnhel 'turned tt'
flee, but frndinq the doers barred sit
fell on her knete before her husband era
begged for pardon, mercy and her life
"'Tis thus I pardon you!" exelitimee
the outraged husband. 03 he plunged the
blood -dripping dagger into her heart.
The following day the two bodies were
found in the house. and on the door, will,
the dagger stuck thronnh it to hold it
there, the bracelet ns proof of tine erime.
Senor Alonso 'Fernandez de Bobadilla
entered a monastery. -"Modern Mexico,"
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The Humorist's Heroine.
I was awealy. li'or a whole evening 1
had sat, listlessly chewing the end of my
pen -holder and waiting for the ideas to
come: Suddenly she jumped right out of
the ink -well
"Who are you?" I asked. •
"I'nl the girl that goes into all your
jokes," she 'replied with some asperity.
"Wish you'd get into a few of then
right :away," 1 sighed.
"No, sir; not another one. You have
Stood me under the Christmas mistletoe,
hung my stocking up for my little broth-
er, made 111' listen to impossible New..
Year's vows, dressed me in bathing suits
in November for publication in the sura•
mer and in sealskins in July for printing
in the winter; y'ou• have made are tell
about Italy lying beyond the Alps as a .
graduate, and compelled me to make im-
possible pies in cooking -school; you Kaye
engaged me to the Wrong man every
time and nixed me- up in divorce cases
in Dakota on the scone day that you had
me shaking rice off my hat in New York.
I have stood it as long as I intend to.
I strike right now."
"Bat," I protested, "1 was just seine
to get you a nice new silk dress and the
prettiest baster hat you ever beard of
"I'm going to strike."
"And all the other girls would be dy trig
with envy—"
"It makes no dif —"
"And I was going to marry you to an
English duke—" -
"I don't care." -
"And he woeld.turn out to be a zna-
titree hero in disguise,"
"Well. 1 suppose it' would be mean of
me to quit without giving you fair warn-
ing," she smiled, gone; back into the ink -
Wel 1. -"Judge!"
Great -Grandma's
Prescriptions,
it
mot.
Th
rand Iter
The tamed
is
not al-
ways
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ways a thing to laugh at, for sometimes
it cures; but sometimes, too, the matter
Dr the manner of it seems to warrant 11
mule, ns in the ease of these health
lints, which, says the Philadelphia "Re-
rord," were written in a family Bible
righty year's ago by the great-grand-
mother of the present owner of the Bi
ale:
A stick of britnstoret worn in the pock
1t• is good for them as has cramps.
A loatdstoan put in the place ware tate
lain is, is beautiful :or the 1aheumatia.
A basin of water gruel, with fialf a
peat, of old rum in it, with lots of brown
;tiger is good for Cold in Head.
If you have h1eeupc, pinch one' of your
;w'ris'ts wile you 001101 sixty or get, some-
aody to scare you and make yoll pompe.
The earache -Put onion in your ear af-
;er 11 10 well roasted,
The consumption.-l',at as many pea,
,tits as possible before going to,bed.
Limited.
Clara" -Did he "kiss you more Linuxa
meet "Once and a half, ' Re only
04 an hour,"a'x',ife."
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"3/'there be some weaker one, give me strength to help him on."
"?find Hearts are more than coronets,"-Ta;\I-rsox.
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MUSKOKA.
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CANADIANS EVERYWHERE INTERESTED.
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auspices of the National Sanitarium Association, will
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charge.
—Over 300 out o,� 500 patients aclnaitted to the Muskoka
Cottage Sanatorium — the property of the National
Sanitarium Association —have returned home either
cured or greatly improved.
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delightfully heaithfitd locality, bringing the same ad-
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