HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1903-03-13, Page 6WOMAN AND
iER IWO FACES.
It Is a. plhysiolagina1i fact that the
two des of a woman's face are sel-
dom in agreement. It would be, per-
haps, uncharitable to oall the sex
Janus -faecal, but notwithstanding
the feet romaine that a person view-
ing but .one side of a fair !one's
face Rias no conception of what the
other side looks like. One side
shoves certain ebnracteristics which
the other does not, and each contra-
dicts the other,
The left side is nearly always thepa'ottier, although it would take a
very keen eye to detect any differ
enc but it le worth while to re
member tele when posing for one'
photogsaple.
The cause of this difference In the
two sides of the face is explained by
scientists, who tell us—wit we • al-
ready know—that the brain ii made
up in two tieetions, or 'hemispheres,
as they are, called. Those sections
operate qnite differently because of
the v-arit:cl functions they perform.
The hemisphere on the right has, to
do with the physical life; that on
the eft is concerned with the mental
qualities. As the brain is in close
communication with all parts of the
body, it i:4 natural to understand that
its markings can be easily lead once
its effect on any given muscle is un -
dr. rstood.
The physiognomists have learned
to read these muscles. Ordinary folk
cannot go so deeply into the subject;
they simply look to find the: result
of muscular 4Ievelolrtnent in the face.
Tlhrough the varied and different
workings of the two brain sections
the facial muscles are developed or
retarded In growt+11'.
For example, the physical charac-
teristics of the right hemisphere of
the brain produce an effect on the
right side of the face much more
quickly than the workings of the left
!hemisphere. 'Title effect on the right
•side tends to set and harden the
muscles on that side and to 'harden
'the features. To the experienced
eye the very complexion of the
right side of the face differs from
the left, the bone framework' of the
enemies coming nearer the surface,
to dhow their substance. in re meas-
ure, through the skin, so changing
in appearance tree outer color of the
fa ce.
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0 I Plain '.!'alk to the Czar.
,off : 1 beard az similar' story wale regard
.0, to the late Czar of Russia. Ho was
0l one night playing a game of rvleet
'at Romberg ; anti the present king,
yp then, of course, Prince of Wales, and
several o1 his friends, were of the
par't'y,. s' mong those friends ;was Sir
James illaokintosh, a well-known bon
vlvant of the eighties and nineties.
Sir James was one of those blunt,
downright, rough -spoken Scoteli-
men who didn't know fear of God
or an. In the midst of the game
S'i'r James called out to the Czar
"'You've revoked!" Everybody's blood
ran cold, The Prince of Wales, I have
been told, kicked the .Seotchhnan un-
der the table ; and the Czar, bLnsh-
ing and confused, exclaimed in be-
wilderment, "Revoked ! Why, I nev-
er did such a thing in my life 1" But
- JSix. James persisted, and the mon-
arch was proved to be in the wrong;
- whereupon Sir James replied to the
s observation of the Czar, "I daresay
but
you'vethis ioftenthe revfirstoked, time youryou majwereesty,
s
ever told so." --11. A. P.
The Quakers.
Tile Society of Friends througlh-
ou•t the world number 113,602, an
Increase of X37 compared with a
year ago. American meetings have
92,801 members. rr deereaso of 41:3.
The London yearly meeting has, 17,-
746; Dublin 2,528, European coun-
tries 247, and-tustralasia 550. There
are in the world 1,3x'6 meetings,
1,603 recorded ministers, 1.0,831
Bible schools, with 105,827
members, and 285 mission sta-
tions, with 4.647 native members,
110 mission Dilate schools. with 10,-
731 members, and 165 foreign mis-
sionaries.
Monkey Brand Soap makes copper like
,goad, tin like silver, crockery like marble,
and windows like crystal,
sol
Wants Protect km for Birds. '
Ex -Governor Slrmuel J. Crawford,
of Kansas, hoe printed an argent
plea for t•h • enactment of a laird-
prorteetin;; law. IIe says: "Birds of
every kina awl variety except the
hawk and the Englirli sparrow are
Is ,
useful, nod, many of th;'aa are in-
valuable. Th:'y should be protected
by a rigid, stringent law, with a
severe pt n pity attached thereto.
One quail will de troy a thousand
Insects in a single day, and many
other birds will do as much."
1iEIN'ARD ;Sl LINIMENT is the only
Liniment' risked for at my store and
the only ono we keep for sale.
All the people use it.
Eurtx,IN FliLTON.
Pleasant Bay, C. B.
A Kentucky Sti•aighi.
Montreal Star.
• Teacher (
eo-
,g aphy lientulease)—Tommy f B ood infant may
Reil
as what a strait i,s.
Tommy Blood—It's jis' th' plain
stuff 'thout nothin' in it.
(STATE Or OHIO, CITY o,M TOLHIIO,
LUCAS COUNTY SS.
FRANK .1, Cuminr makes oath that he is the
!enlor partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY s;
o„ doing bustnese in the City of Toledo,
unty and State aforesaid, and that said firm
'5111_ pay the hnrhh of ONE Hl•JNDRED DOL.
14.1W for en.eh and every case of CATARn5
thatcannot be cured by the use of HALL'S
CiTAnita Ct•RI .
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
preseuee,this 0t,h day of Dgeember, A.D.,1855.
L BEAU} A. WGLEASCN,
Notary Public.
Hairs Catnrrh (erre Is tarsen internally and
acts directly en tate blood and,nuebus surfaces
of the system. `lend; for testimonials, free.
F. J CTIENEY & 00., Toledo, 0.
Ratl'e Family Pillsstare the best.
. Not a Smooth Road.
Prudence—1 slroalld hate to go rid -
:beg in Freddy Ili chly's auto—she's
aaiw,ays xnnidng over someone.
Pre/mile—Yee, it must be terribly
'humpy rirlinit;.
A Heroic Little Lad.
Friends of 7 -year-old Wm. Dun
of well-toedo people, who live in Gu
tenburg, N. J., says a despatch t
the Rochester Democrat and Cru'
idle, were making n hero of him t
day for saving the lives of his tvv
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When you can't eat break
fast, take Scott's Emulsion
When you can't eat bast
and butter, take Scott'
Emulsion. When you hav
been living on a milk diet an
want something a tittle more
nourishing, take Scott's
Emulsion.
To get fat you must eat
fat. Scott's Emulsion is a
great fattener, a great
strength giver.
u, Those who have lost flesh
t -
t
d
5
e
d
a want to increase all body
°4= tissues, not only fat. Scott's
Emulsion increases them all,
bone, flesh, blood and
nerve.
ad l=3r invalids, for • con-
y
n valescents, for consumptives;
compantoans, Frances Bellew,
• year's old, and Johnny, two year
younger, who fell through the i
oil' a pond.
On breaking .through, the Belle
boy maaraged to keep his own he
and his sister's above the water b
clinging above the edge of the le
All of the children' en the ice ra
away, with the exception of the Dun
boy, who, procuring a couple
planks, pushed ahem slowly over th
ice on 121s stomach, Then, when th
planks were near the 'two children
he crept out himself and pulled ou
the girl. The two, with all their
strength, next managed to drag ou
the boy.
ONE-WAY RATES.
To many points in the States 01Cali-
tornla, Oregon and Washington.
EERY DAY.
Tihe Union amine will sell One-wayColonist Tickets at the following
rates from &Sleeour' river terminals:
825.00 to San Francisco, Los An-
geles and many other California
points. Tickets on sale Feb. 15 to
June 15, 1003.
820.00 to Ogden and Salt Lake City.
$20.00 to Butte, Anaconda and Hel-
ena.
$22.50 -to Spokane and Wanatcliee,
Wash.
$25.00 to Everett, Fairhaven and
New Whatcom, via. Huntington and
Spokane.
$25,60 to Portland, Tacoma and Se-
attle.
$25.00 to Ashland. Roseburg, Eu-
gene, Albany and Salem, via Port-
land.
Dun
for weak children, for all
e who need flesh, Scott's
,
Emulsion is a rich and corn..
forta•
ble food, and a natural
i tonic.
Tickets on sale Feb. 15 to April
30, 1008.
For full information call on or ad-
dress H. F. CARTIER, T. P. A., 14
3anee Building, Toronto, Canada, or
F. B. CHOATE, 125 Woodward avenue,
Detroit, Mick,
She Couldn't Wait.
Flubdubbe--When Dashitail called
upon his fiancee the other evening
he discovered her kissing another
fellow.
Pinlledde—What did he , do 7 t,
F lubdubbe—Apologized for being
late. , •I
,
Nothing is more
the blool can be
of rir, Koenig's
They strengthen
goons, regulato t
Ivor complaints,
stipation,
certain than that •
purified by the use ,
Hamburg Drops.
the digestive or -
he bowel:, mire
deepepela and con -
Christopher Columbus' Last leunera
Christopher Columbus has just be
burled again, and probably, for th
last time. The event took place
few weeks ago In the famous and
beautiful cathedral of Seville, Spain,
wherein a special mausoleum has
been constructed to hold the ashes of
the once despised by now glorified
navigator. The coffin 'was borne by
seamen, of the navy, and was follow. da
ed by a cortege headed by the Arch-
bishop of Seville, the Minister of
Marine, the Captain -General of
Cadiz, and other dignitaries. The
ashes of no illustrious man have been
honored 'with so many burials and
removals as those of Columbus. They
rested for two centuries at Santo
Domingo, and in 1706 were transfer-
red to the cathedral at Havana. Af-
ter• the Spanish-American war they ,
were taken to Spain, where, by de - l
sire of a. descendant of Columbus,
the Duke of Vera•gua, they have
been Interred in Seville Cathedral,
Surely ;the inscription requiscat In
pace written over this tomb would
have been of more than ordinary
significance. It is to be hoped that
this interment will serve to settle
forever the dispute as to whether
Columbus' remains were ever really:
removed from Santo Domingo. — •W
Leslie's Weekly.
Scott's Emulsion for bone,
flesh, blood and nerve.
We will send you
a free sample.
Be sure that this plcivra
in the form of a label Is on
the wrapper of•every bottle
of Erna Sion you buy.
SCOTT & BOWNE,
CHEMISTS,
Toronto, Ontario.
50c. and $11 al! druggists.
My Truth.
God's truth is In the mystery of
things,
And power is in the frailness he has
wrought;
So feeling hearts have songs of
noblest thought
When gentlest touches come upon the
strings.
The purple hour of vesper -worship
brings
Soul -flights less high than flower-
ing meals have brought
And in the world no sarplieed one
ha,s taught
What hearts may learn from birds'
low carolin,gs.
God lives in all the fairness He has/
made, ,
And Holy are the frailties of Hfs
!land ;
And I am wise when I have full
obeyed
The proraptinge can little under-
stand ;
A!n•d' I am strong when I have wept
and prayed
And loved the weakness of a wont-'
an's hand.
—Smart Set.
1. ' • Mill a,rd's Linimentfor sale every -
en where.
e
How it Worked.
Montreal Star,
Rinks—Why do you spend so much
time in saloons, old man ?"
would never
Jinles—'Wh , be poised my wife I
a et I
,saloon, and so I have ong twait
rk before I can leave.'
Halt' -way.
London Spore Moments.
One day army bad a number drill roof ant in t
recruits
drill, and wanted the married men
separated from the single ones, so
the formed 'them in line and gave
the word of command:
"Single men, adv.nce ; and mar-
ried men, fall brick In the rear."
All took their positions except one,
an Irishman, who snood still.
The sergeant asked the reason why
be 'had not mot ed, hut no'answer:
came from Pat.
"Gomre, my man, are you married?"'
No," replied Pat.
Then, you are single ?"
Women in Boys' Shoes.
For a Cold
that hangs on
For obstinate coughs and
colds there is nothing equal
to that old reliable remedy
Gray's Syrup of Red Spruce Gum.
Prepared from Red Spruce
Gum it is soothing and
healing to the Lungs and
Throat. It stops that tick-
ling in the throat, and after a
few doses that tight feeling
in the chest is relieved and
the cold and cough pass
away.
Try a 25 cent bottle.
Gray's Sym
o:
Red Spruce fin
"l'""-
tl
"Then what are you ?"
"I am courting ,Sally."
The et r'meant eol.letp•seri.
We make Granby Rubbers and Overshoes out of
pure>zew rubber. Can as much be said of any other snake?
4L
cost the maker more, but they cost the wearer lest for
one pair does the work of twopairs of ordinary rubbers.
rd b
u Granby Rubbers wear !ii;'r iron."
"You would hardly believe It." said
a fashionable shoe clerk yesterday,
"but the Swelfest of our womencus-
tomers are now Invariably asking us
for boys' boots. The masculine styles
of women's shoes no longer satisfy
them. They must have a. shoe made
exactly like a man's, and so we sell
twice 0.0 many boys' shoes as fornr-
erly and proportionately less of worn-
really, 1 ea,iint ot say,he rexcepting that
know thatthe boys' shoes es ri Of,
enot
really as comfortable, fier'they can-
riot be gotten to fit as perfectly as
those designed for women's feet, and
more titan one of my .fair customers
complain of blisters and calloused
est, bat still tliey Want the boys'
shoes, and insist upon the Strap being
eft on In the back,"--Plhlladelphia
ecord.
Ito Ilnen- His Luck.
Chicago Post.
"No, sir, I don't want any acci-
dent insurance!' exclaimed the ha
citable party, "It would be just
my luck to have a blamed thing
happen• to me if I was carrying an
accident policy.'
"A 'little Life insurance, then,' sug-
gested the agent.
"Worse and worse,' was the reply,
"Why, I wouldn't have one chance
in a thousand of dying in time to
Make anything out of the company,
11
luck.had a parley. an, I • know my,
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11llnard's Liniment Relieves Neural-
gia.
Cynic at Work.
Tit -Bits.
of a. very badly kept
hung up at the foot
card inscribed as fol -
wipe your feet on
underneath: "As you
.The concierge
home In Parifl,
of the stairs a
lows: "Please
the Haat„"
A wag wrote
come out."
Settlers' Low Bates West,
VIa Chicago and Northwestern Ry.,
every; day froze February 15th to
April 00tis. Colonist one way sec-
ond-class tickets at extremely low
rates from stations in Ontario and
Quebec, to points in Colorado, Utah,
Montana, Nevaea, Idaho, Oregon,
Washington and California; also to
Victoria, Vancouver, New Westmin-
ster, Nelson, Roseland, Leta Full
particulars, rates and folders can be
obtained from B. H. Bennett, General
Agent, 2 East King street, Toronto,
Ont.
A Mad Artist.
A curious question has arisen as
to the right retained ,by an artist
aver a picture which he has sold.
There 15 a certain eecentric Ameri-
oan millionaire who buys pictures at
the Paris Salon. This is pleasant
enough for the artists. But the mil-
lionai * disapproves of the nude. So
!having ;tiouglit a Psyche, he had her
dressed in a loud check costume and
a picture hat. You may imagine the
fury of the artist, whose name re-
mains in the corner of this mon-
strous production. As this is by no
means the first incident of the kind
the Paris artists are handed to-
gether in support of the painter of
Psyche, who is '!bringing an action
at law.
`,13401 Orldle.'11LYou
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Pay—
Yon
Choose.
There is
no case of
Rheuma-
tism that
the Great
South
American
Rheumet..
1c Cure
will not
conquer in
a few days
—acute or
chronic,
muscular
or nervous.
onIt gives ai-
m os t in-
stant
i-
stant relief and at once begins
to drive out tee disease, root
and brunch, cu'r'ing in one to
three Clare.
George Engla,.tl, a ship
builder of Chatham, writes:
rheuma ane tI pprocured a bottlex months lor
SOUTH AMERICAN
RHEUMATIC CURE.
In have not been hours
bled wi herheu-
matism
since."
South American Kidney Cure
speedily and thoroughly re-
lieves and cures the worst
Kidney and Bladder diseases,
Relief in a few hours. q,
ILeMercegeggeggelell
Would Not Like Heaven.
Henry, Dickens, son of the novel-
ist, who recently, spent some time
in America, is authority' for this
story, of the heir presumptive to the
British 'throne, the little George
Frederic Earnest Albert:
"Shortly, after tlie death of Queen
Victoria. the little prince earnestly
inquired of one of the ladies in wait-
ing: 'Is grannie in heaven ?'
"'Yes, your royal highness,' was
the reply.
Is there a king in heaven 7' next
inquired this princeling.
"Answered In the
he
future king of tBritainrmativeshook' his
head sadly( and said : 'Grannie won't
like that at all:"
Carrying Out His Instructions
Prior
f!soeetcolonel oa Germnregimnbf ise nfantry.
sent for his sergeant and ob-
served: "There will be an eclipse of
the sun- to -morrow. The regiment
will meet on the parade grounds in
undress. I will come and explain
the eclipse before drill. If the day
is ciouciy the men will meet In the
drill shed, as usual." Whereupon the
eergearn s drew up the following or-
C . "y
!lex of
the day, "To -morrow morn-
ing, by order of the colonel, there
will be an eclipse of the
regimens: will assemble on the per -
ads ground, where the colonel will
ecr iJe and superntend the eclipse in
parson. If the sky Is cloudy the
eclipse will take place in the drill
Shed."
Vlinarrd's Liniment pares Burns,
etc.
The Dark Fisherman.
'What bait do you use ?" said 'a saint
to the devil,
"Whom you fish where the souts of
meta abound ?"
""44Te11, •for special tastes," Bald the
king of evil,
"Gold and fame are are the beat, I've
found"
"But r general tufted thefor
enhe
Maid the dernon, "I angle for yuan,
, not men,
And the thing 1 bate
Is to eha,nge my bait,
Bol I fish, with a Wonsan the whole
year round."
—John Boyle O'Reilly.
Znd
There are very fey cleans-
ing operations in which Sunlight
Soap cannot be used to advant.
age. It makes the home bright
and clean.
A Black, ilarci Name.
Few persons are aware that the
Chinese language is dependent on in-
tonation for its meaning, and that a
slight difference in sound may so die -
tort a person's meaning that a cour-
teous salutation may be turned into
cause for regret.
A young woman in San Franciscoo,
ho had become interested in the
Chinese there, went to one of the
num who owned a paper in which
he wrote .both Chinese and English
editorials, and asked him to teach
her some phrases. When told that
the language consisted of something
like a smolt library or two of refer-
ence books, elle was about ready to
back out. However, being anxious to
learn even a few things about the
mysterious people, she undertook a
lesson or two from the young man.
Friends of hers soon joined the class
and they had a ,merry time.
The first young lady, being apt at
learning new things, thought she
was better posted than she was, and,
meeting the teacher on the street•
one afternoon, put her newly ac-
quired information to the teast.
114)
It was with unusual confidence thatnoo
she bade him "good afternoon" in a
blithe voice and was stepping down 9
from the curb to cross the street
" Wait," said the editor ; "I cann
t you go, Miss 0--, without e
aleing. You think you said a goo
er to me, but, instead, you 'ha
11ed me a very black, hard name
ew York and Boston Via New York
Central,
The numerous trains, the excellent
rvice, the uniformity of its trains,
s four tracks, and the localeon of
s depots in Boston anti New York,
ake the New York Central the !av-
ite line to those points.
Amy ticket agent will confirm the
Ove,
ISSUE' Na 11, 1903.
Mrs. Winslow's boothing" Syrup should
always bo used for Children 'Teething. Ib
soothes the obild, softensthogums, oures wind
colic and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.
AGENTS WANTED
JA.\!TPD—MAN OR WOMAN To REP -
resent us selling lampp that
makes its own gas for one cent a day. Liberal
otter to rightparty. Brass lamp free. Ad-
dress I eriect Light Co., 140 Nassau street,
New York.
ley-ANTED—Energeticr9s eanaen preferred, correonursery' stock
Mimed -
lately with SOUTHOO B13, VI,EL & RAMS-
DEN, TOILONTO, CANADA,
,far FO SALE
Crea:awry once Cheese Factory
- at Muirkirlr Station, III.C.Ry,
• Land, buildings, engine, boiler
and all machinery for butter and
cheese making.
Wlli sell who!. property—com-
plete or detached—very cheap for
cosh. Apply to
• GEO. ROWtEY
Box 355, St. Thomas, Out,
•r V -�(,�r
�'k17'�`r
Butter, New Laid Eggs
and Poultry Wanted
Ooeslgnhnents of Butter, Poultry and new
laid Eggs solicited. Prlees firm for choleo qual-
ities. Choice young Chick ens, dryplaited, diean,
selling 60 to 80e per pair. Will pay 80c
per lb. for BEESWAX delivered Toronto.
Correspondence solicited.
JOH1V J. FEES East, Toront t
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l 1L.E AXE„ E GREASE
tlt Has Bao Equal
Ot I Manufactured only by
x- j THE CAMPBELL Rare. CO.
d 1 of HAMILTON, ONTARIO.
ve For sale by all leading dealers.
Plod, Plod, Plod,
When your hands and head are
weary,
And your .Soul leas lora its song,
When the road is hot and dreary,
And the -way seems very long;
'When you have no heart for Action,
When you need the ,spier and rod— 1
There's a world of satisfaction
In a plod, plod, pion,
Just to see the task before you,
And forgot the distant goril;
Just to hid Renown ignore you
And to Tear r a ]nimble soul;
Ju.tt to trudge along contented
iVheere the many feet have trod—
There's no better rest invented
-Than a plod, plod, plod.
Let the genial leap to glory—
Wingers feet that spurn the soil;
Though I think the truer „tory
is
that tai':lits always toll.
We will nm ke a reputation
From a !,room, a hoe, a hod;
There are fame nn;1 fascination
In a pled, plod, plod.
For in this way and no. other
I)o the eve -eons come and go.
And the great world IN a brother
To tiie toiler with his hoe ;
Near to Nature working ;;lowly,
We are close to nature's god,
When 'ave five our spirits wholly
To a plod. pled, plod.
—Amos R. ,yells in the Ram's Horn.
CALIFORNIA
The success of orange culture in
Central and Nortnern California for
ten years past suggests the climatic
unity of the State. Some of the
most successful orange groves are
600 miles north of Los Angeles. The
long summer, the warm and dry at-
mosphere, the abunda> ee of water,
and the
ae
these f fields n the San Joaquin and
Sacramento valleys very desirable
for oranges and all kinds of farm-
ing and fruit growing. Just now the
rates are spenially low. From Feb.
15th to April SOth the rate from
Chicago will be $$3 to California
points. If you aro interested in Cali-
fornia, such publications as "The
Land of Opportunity" and "Califor-
nia for the Settler" will be helpful.
They are free, and may be bad of
F. B. Choate, General Agent, South-
ern Pacific, No. 126 Woodward,ave.,
Detroit, MLch.
She Knew.
T,o illustratel a point he w•aas mak-
ing, Joseph L. Barbour, a w;o11 known
lawyer of Hartford, Conn., told this
story ;• A woman with five small
children boareied a. 'horse car in New
Yorfilled. WhT,hewas
canduetoralready-
obecameabla
trifle Impatient because it took the
family so long to get aboard, and,
as
the mother finally reached the
top the ond1uetor ventured and the car to ask nto eer;
"Madam, are there all your children,
or le it a, picnic ?" `Iihia woman
flushed as she replied; "Yes, they are
an my children, and I tell you, it's
no picnic."
Min ,rd's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
Thio poorer a man Is the more dogs
be usually has to keep the wolf from
the door.
lleaffh
is one of the most important
things for every farmer to
consider.
kid's
Blood Purifier
will build up a run down horse.
It tones up the system, rids
stomach of bots, worms and
other parasites which under-
mine an animal's health,
5o cts. a package.
LEEMING MILES & CO.
AGENTS, - - - MONTREAL.
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Happiness is the absence of pain, and mil-
lions have been made happy through being
cured by ST JAcois Orr. of RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA. TOOTHACHE, H BAD -
ACHE, LAMENESS, SCALDS, SURNS,
San e external ramedr can rbe apPtled. al painsf It never
falls
tasuds nnsalsdo-
Sg carelcuabl. abaths and in hospitals have
thrown away their crutches, being cured after
jI using S•r. JACOB OIL, Dircctlons in eleven
g languages accompany every bottle.
Two Ways on Getting in.
Baltimore Herald.
Dolly—You say Grace married Into
the smart set. ,
Polly—Gracious, no ; she was di-
vorced into It.
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To prove to you,;.tliab Das
Chase's Ointment is a curtain
and absolute euro for each
and every form of itching,
bleeding andprotruding piles,
the manufacturers have guaranteed it. See tes-
timonials in the dally prow and ask your neigh-
bors what they think oi'it, You can use it and
gob Sour money back if not cured. 60o a box, a3
all dealers or EDMAinsoN,Itemee & Co.,Toronto,
r•+ rm'C •a,s`,e Oirti rn rut
Considerable Difference.
Harvard Lampoon.
'Tito Idiot --Bet you don't know;
wherein lies the difference between
a, good cook and a, poor printer's
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The Victim—Unburden your soul.
The Idiot—One forms the ple and
the ether pies the form.
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Can you arrange the above sets of jumbled tetters into the nnmes of eight wet knownwellui f s
SHARE IN T112 DISTRIBUTION Os TIIE ABOVE r I
sbvorencoyou can R 7.E. It is fr t!. It. o, YOU CAN
probably make but 5 or 6 of them. To the person who cap easy
etout the largest number we will
give the sunt of Ono Hundred Dollars, To the person franking out the second largest number the sum of rilty
Dollars, To the person making the third largest number the sum of Shirty Dollars. to
fourth largest number the sum of Twenty Dollars, Should two To the erect, making two
prizes will be divided between 'them (each receiving �r Should sena send is equally compel, the first te
first three prizes wni have to be divided, (each receiving, '600, 0 Should three send in send
equally
cot answers, thes
thewltolesumof$200,00willbP lr7 Dong Shoulds),ao 50 ens n likeproportions,
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they comply with a simpie ednd ton aly divided (each receiving a gs000l, and se rs In like rePolrWE'DO OS
WANT A CENT 011 YOUR, emer Y WIIEN we
OUTANSWER soon ns
ADVLR•pISEM7 NT.1.'rpm ti t NOT
out anything like a complete list. write us at once enclosing a.ctat stampfor our reply. no NOT DELAY,
WRITE AT ONCE, Address, PARISIAN MEDICINE CO., LONDON, ONs 5Uo.
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