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The Herald, 1903-02-27, Page 5'°'Hk3'.( ZURACH HERALD M4,r.�+t�� .,,V,e'p'. ...:''^�SAC4dWgaM�nMna+'t�wi!>GbcM7.r,[iJn,bkYtrgb.7�,uW1ViR1U�11M!'�d�':,,YMLt�d,'�h`•' :•".+i^19+emF, _- A.!.•,�Pk�MWnYK/O,:zWGnI,F'+W.u1n�,N'�'•,�•V,+Y�'�iVYWWIY�,V.M•W1[A•J9PtlA•N•k."+n'Ma!d++NC2.i,MeG�iM 3, eedsesse. tereiteedie 'i ILI GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER AND SYSTEM 110,0- vr,A't'oR will cure the most aggra- vated form of Dvsnepsla and tudigei+ition I1. will cor- rect. That gull • Feeling A Fier gating " Nervous Tien, ache, Sour Stomach and Pia tulence, Why suffer when a. cure is guaranteed? 200 DAYS' TREATMENT $1,00. joner Tuve, nas'hwood, sans: "I was unable to get any relief from Asthma and Stomach Troftble until using Our Native Herbs," JOHN DUMART, AGENT. ZURICH, ONT. THE ALoNzo 0. BLISS Co, Sok Proprietors, MONTRB AL, CAN. Hoffman's Jubilee Laundry .. We use no chemicals to destroy or injure your Clothing, and we Guarantee our Work. TAIL©RING IN t,a CONNECTION W. it HOFFMAN ill • " Tri o Lion Stories.- •5ir C'ha'rles Warren, lb his recently+. published "On the Veldt in •the Seventies," tells two capital lion stories - that he beard while i1u'- 'i eying between the Orange and V ns)1 e ivory, "A man," he.writes, '`was driving in ]lis bullock wagon one clang night; along 'a road in the interior, Where there were big game, but he was not fearsome; -because he had several large, fierce 'dogs with Lim that barked at everything they. met. Ola a sudden .the oxen stopped, and, whip them as be would, they would not go on, but as the clogs did net bark, he did not think of danger. His, native `leader' called out that there was a mule lying in the road in front, and he went forward and Saw what he thought was a strange ox lying in front of them. Get- ting angry at finding his way stopped, he rushed at the beast and gave it a good kick, shouting 'Foot sack!' (get away). Then arose a majestic animal, which slunk with a roar into the bush. It .was a lion, just deliberating 'how he could make his spring upon one of the oxen, but the sudden onslaught of the Man so disconcerted him that off he went. When the driver rent back to his wagon he found all his brave dogs lying skulking under the wagon; they could not bark for fear, The morsel of this story is to put a bold front on matters and dangers will flee away. I rather distrust this story," adds Sir Oharles, "as improperly told. . .Another ver-. sion 1 have heard is that the driver did not go up and kick the lion, but gave it a good lash with his whip;, that seems •to me more probable," • The second story is as follows: "Some Iiorannas, when out hunting, carne upon an elephant just as they were passing•a lion's lair. The elephant, when he saw them, made after them, and they, in their .alarm, ran close up to where the lion was, and he also was disturbed. Looking round they saw the lion run- ning, also, but not after theta; he was running with, then', away from the ele- phant. • After a time they all got into a narrow path, where there was little room, and by that tithe the I?vorannas hacl got so used to the lion that one of them was bold enough to give hhn a push, and say, 'Give me more room to run.'" IlilURIEIMEZEEZEugelEalMESEINSIO Forecasts for March. --- DV I1tL 11. 11IC1 S. The fiest regular storm lioricd for Mare% is from the 2nc1 to the 7th. At this time the earth is fully under the influence of 'her own vernal equinox, blinded with a Venus disturbance. From about Tuesday the 3rd, to Friday the Oth; there are reasons to expect till the Changes and phenomena of a very decided store) period. A marked change to warmer and falling barometer will least rapidly into cloudiness, with general rain and thunder storms in the south. Rains may also be expected hi cen- tral and northern sections, but change to much colder will follow the rains, with boavy snow squalls generally along the northern side of the country. Sharp change to cold will bring ill) the rear of these storms, bringing the temperature quite to the frost line fur into the south. The Oth and 10th are central clays of a reactionary perturbation, intensified by Moon in perigee on the 10th. In all our publications, for nearly twenty rears, we hay° explained that an electrical crisis is annually to be looked for about the IOtll to 13th of March. The Moon being at hill and on the celestial equator on 13th, vwithin two days of its perigee, on the lOth, we are naturally to look for elec- trical phenomena out of the ordi- nary daring this annual period t1)is month. • The regular storm period, center ing on. the 16tH and extending from the lath to the 20th, will bring a thne of exceedingly unsettled weather, with probability of many heavy, and some dangerous stomas, The indications point to two decided disturbances during this central period in March, ono at the very beginning on the period., and the other about the 17th and 18th. The storms on and about the 18th will barely sub;licle before the en- trance to reactionary stOrill condi- tions (sue 21st and 22nc1, In a1)1 central-, western and northern sec- tions, mingled rain, snow and raw, depleting winds will render it exceedingly hard and. trying on unsheltered live stock, The last general storm 'period in March is central on the 27th, elver- ing the 27th to 30th. This period is covered, -also, by tt mercury per, turba.tion. The noon is on the celestial equator on the 27th atnd• at ) ti a - • It the � t l.. As -we ) its new a 1 l r O,L(1 these days5 It will hint Warm Phenomenally �v:tl n f x 'or the season, the barometer will fall to love and dangerous 1 llz ,S• trii t11 whereIL from Friday imy tho Z 1 t) Monday the 30th, it will be wise to keep an eye on the gathering storm indica- tiO ),S. Very wttILtl, humid WO3U ler, with greatly depressed barometer, will prestige violence and dangerp especially in all central to southern parts of the eotlntry. Lets snow • and sleet storm$ will be )oast natural northward, The month, in every probability, will reach its close in the midst ot the colli Waive at the end' of these storms, Ti3E rot 1Cielita.N`h it'IDEyOi1 Poliee)nan Peter Moi) i ;, Toronto, sltye that for years he wily "'rat Wed with habitual celestine t ion, an though he spent lmtich motley for medicine, was only disappointed with the results. Ido now recti mends Dr, Chase '8 Kidney -Liver ,Pills to his friends because it cured hila of his troublesome ;ailment. You can be cured of constipation bythis treatment. One ti)i.l 'a dose, 25 cents a boX, ` Legisifdtiop'on Osculation. Kissing will have to bc'elone surrellti. tiousiy Int Virginia, or those who kiss may be guilty of a misdemeanor and pun- ished by a fine of five dollars for each. smack --that --that is, if a bill recently intro - ducat in the Virginia Legislature be- comes a 1°1113', The author of tho unique measure in question le Dr. R. P. Ware, 0 physician in good standing, who,, like many other doctors, is firmly eolrvinced that osculation spreads disease. Briefly, the provisions of the bill require that persons who insist upon kissing s11a11 ob- tain a physician's certificate pronouncing theta free front all contagious and infec- tious maladies.• The text of the bill is as follows; " SVherees, •kissing has been decided by, the medical profession to be a mecliuin by which contagious and in- fectious diseases are transmitted from one person to :another, and whereas the. prohibiting of such an offence will be a great preventive to the spreading, of such diseases as pulmontlry tuberculosis, diphtheria, and many 'other dangerous diseases, therefore, be it enacted by the General Assembly of Virginia, that it shall be unlawful for any person to kiss another unless he can prove by his fain- ' fly physician that he hasn't any contagi- ous or infectious disease. 2. If physician testifies that the defendant has week lungs he shall be found guilty of a misde- meanor, and the same penalty shall be imposed as if he had some contagious or infectious disease. 3. Any person vio- lating the provisions of the first and second provisions of this act shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and fined not -less than one dollar nor more than five dollars for each offence" Com- menting on this unique bili, the Nev York "Sun" says: "Dr. Ware seems to re- gard kissing as a, masculine indulgence. But kissing loses half its satisfaction if not reciprocated., As well smack a Pail ian statue as a lass who would not kiss back. The learned doctor nnlst know this, and therefore he will amend his bill to cure the oversight. As it stands now, the gentle sex may osculate at will regardless of hygiene, but man must re- frain. Fathers must not kiss their chil- dren or lovers the maidens of their choice, unless they are free from • the suspicion of infectious or contagious dis- ease. We see Cupid in tears with his arrows broken, and the oecukiation of the amatory poets gone." Sunday as a Social Holiday. In all the larger cities of the United States there is nowadays no other soeal holiday equal to Sunday. There are some sorts of diversion that are still forbidden on Sunday by social conventions. Nobody ever heard, for in- stanee, of a cotillion on Sunday or a tea to introduce a debutante. But there are 'gallons of informal tea poured in draw- ing -rooms every Sunday afternoon, and there are dinners on Sundry* night—for. mal dinners at !tome and dinners at fashionable restaurants. Many hostesses prefer the latter, and as a. result Sunday night is the most difficult time of any to find tables at a popular. restaurant. In New York the vogue of the restaurant is even more pronounced, and it is very diflieult for people to get tables at Sherry's, Dehnonieo's, or the Waldorf- Astoria. At these places a certain num- ber of tables are always kept for guests who agree to come there to dinner every Sunday during the winter, or let the waiter know during the afternoon that they will not. "Then, on' i100(Iay," one manager informed it New York "Slue" •writer, "'lie orders for tables for the next Sundae begin to cone in. If there happens to lie a large party—six or eight —we sometimes get word two or three weeks in advance. That is necessary. Then, throughout the week the orders come in lentil by 'Saturday the two din- ing -rooms are filled, and we could seat twice as many persons. The orders con- tinue to conte in all day on Sunday, and we set tables in the 111111. That leaves no place for the casual guests who are certain to come without taking the trou- ble to telephone in advance. They make up el most Half the attendance, and there must be room for them. So we bring down tables and chairs from the ball. room upstairs and spread tables in the men's cafe. Then. with only room enough to pass between the tables. every inch of available spike is taken. This continues from the middle of October until May. And daring the past five years that I have been in this restaurant, I have no- ticed the Sunday night crowd getting bigger every winter." Devery's Warm Vocabulary. '^~" "Big 13i11" Devery has succeeded in haying ilio St purior Court issue ,an order restraining the executive 001111ni tree of. Tan= any Hall from taking any action until the loader of the Ninth Wand has been admitted to its fold. When he was barred out the other night at elle organ- ization of Tammany Hell's executive committee ,for 1110;1, because a protest 1311s mode that his election as distriet lender of the "Fighting Ninth" was se- cured by fraud and corruption at the primaries. ])every was enrngecl, and said: "Who 'threw um out? Why, the big four. There's (hand Central 1'lu3ikitts the truth about hint would poison the aur; Pennsylvania Charley (Murphy), who held lip the 101100l; Dago Dan, with )lis waxed )moustaches (Mcklabon); and Big Tin, W110 tries to skin the New York Central and the Pennsylvania. at the x311131 time. Do they think they can put np sncl1 a job o1 me? I'm no railroad to a ) l u) and no fainter to take • t. held the b 1, Itmand slid', home. Before Pm , milt13 e 1 dune 'With them F11 make them dance a Liverpool hornpipe, I'll go to court, and 1'11 win. They c11t keep ]E mit, These. r er • ' •1. Lr. Ilot tat'1I1 ri unt')in i1c � e t £ra)t- J , 1 b D . c'hi,. when they tale hold of ale. They've got .t live 0110 to deal with, I've got the law with pie, and P11 fight, fight, tight. 1 .feel disgusted enough with the. hang. to start an. independent Demoeru,tio 'Tither party over our Wily. But I'm going to tight: I want to fight, I'll fight every minute Blunders in Public Speaking. Mr. Joseph Malins, in the "Prize Re- citer," Nays: "A well-known public man was lately assured by the chairman that the assembly welcomed him 'with no un- feigned pleasure,' at which the visitor 'was so embarrassed as to say, 'I I'm 'always glad to be here—or anywhere else.' Those at the recent Birmingham town's meeting, on the bill touching the municipalization of the tramways, pro- bably err in asserting that it was the mayor who ordered ,an interrupter to 'sit clown and go out!' kle was not as polite as a suburban councillor who deli- eately intimated that an opponent was 'doubtless afflicted with a slight impedi- ment in his veracity! Mr. Joseph Cham- berlain, when Mayo' of Birmingham, was less polite when he denied the 'allegation' of ail opponent and repudiated the 'al- ligator.' In our presence a Gloucester- shire speaker suggested that the pend- ing proposition 'he postponed to the fu-• ture--or some other time.' The recent appointment by a Midland authority of a lady as medical officer brought a pro- test 'agi:hist s':oown becoming medical men;' which reminds one of the conven- ing of a meeting of 'women of every class—regardless of sex or condition.' Sir Francis Scott, who commanded the late expedition in Ashantce, in subsequently reviewing his troops, said that 'if there had been any fighting there would have Science on the Road, Tramp—Say, mister, gimme a tanner.. I want to (*it a drink, Person Accosted; --Drink wetter, Tramp --That's just it,; ger homier, .1 want the tanner to buy a filter so as 1 eon swatter the water with., out the tisk of being poisoned by mice robes. : Wife --I am goingdown town 'this morning to try to match a pieee of silk. flushand—Very well, my dear, I'll tell the cool; to save some dinner for you,: find I'll put the children to bed myself. "How about references?" enquired the mistress. "Oh, 1 loike yer looks, inuin,",• said the applicant for the position of 1oesema1d, "an' 1 won't twit yer fer re- ferenees." '1'110 lilz)cilx'dine ROt'IOW. gwehna'1sl;sctinn v)irlhd, inn 1(1'8 taofallnyin; eomltotS nal campaign and Ontario polities in(t0(11131- j e r . tit es and Clocks-. b c l aby Major Ifzgh Olulk, the on votive candidate in Centre 3rw'e, ''rhooulnpaignill Cezitre Brnto The Latest in devvelery. wee as (310)1n a e1,impnign as was ever waged The petition would — ---- ---__ have pony, tr> triol long ago if tee If in need of a gond Violin 11.111 been ntherWiue, It i,r llarinoilictt, I can supply was among the first filed; it was you. the last to go to trial. A go's'ern- nlent detective and several TnaChi V I lawyers scoured the victim lnokintr i pevidence. We u1'e in possession~--- — -- of facts which show that induce Fine We." --- 4 tc b a F1 `?i ments were held out to 'witnesses to swear falsely and that they were saliooled to give the sort of evi- dence regnired. •The election AN a- voided on evidence that four sup -71 porters of Dr. Stewart had. got X a liquor font a life-long Liberal who had turned ngainst the government a few weeks before, the election because his liquor license had been taken from him and given to tt 'wealthier Liberal. Agency was established by the respondent's admission that lie had. heard that McClure was 'working for hint, but that although. he had met lhiu) afterwards he had not checked or chided him for it. .4 i ceu Right. 'The Ontario controverted Art is now nothing but a weapon used by the political parties for political warfare. Tho ptuties go on the assumption that any election can be voided. Therefore protests are entered before there is any evi- dence of corrupt practices. The clean ones go to trial; the dirty ones are sawed off. 11 one man's election has been ' corrupt lie can usually find another lean on the other side in the same position. find both anxious to saw -off. The party managers, anxious to avoid dis- closures, do the rest. Only clean elections or elections in close Is open. daily except Sundays from ridings are allowed to go before 8 a. in., until 1) 1). 11.1., The mails are! Clad,: I;epalring. THE l iitl�L'ER. 50 YEASRS' EXPERIENCE TRADE: Mantis EDESIGN) COPY Roc rrs &C. Anyon sondl',g n sin l eh and description may q»Ieltly nsrert::,It our opini,nt free whether an invention is probably patentable. Communica- tions strictly confidential. lT, ndbnok on Putouts gout free. 01dest :money for securing Patents. Patents take, thr"urrit Munn 3 Co. receive special notice, without charge, in rho Scientific l ericano Ahandsomely illustrated weekly. Largest cir- culation of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 u year; four pmonths, $1. 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States and Canadian Patentees, Distribution of Cann- i clian Patentees amonr, the different I countries, the Inventivtvnese c f Canadian Provinces. the Coinpartr- been many absent faces here to•day.' tem Inventiveness of the United This reminds one of the scantily attend - States and Canada, the World'sed meeting at which we heard the chair- Greatest Inventors, anti 10gnl ratan say, 'I am sorry to see so•many ab markings for patented articles, in sent faces here. addition to the very full and use- 2id description of the mode c f patent and trade mark procedure and the extensive equipment of The newspaper report of the recent ad-', Messrs. Marion and Marion for dress of Dr. Stiles, a zoologist of the De-+, their k. A full sehedlule or" partment of Agriculture, before the Said-' oasts isw.o1rso riven, ru)d e highly tary Conference of American Republics, . b' t tl lig l ria' dfse1 h been; interesting list of seine of the tielde Lost. 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