HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1903-02-20, Page 6ASSESSMENT SYSTEM
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Canadians are patriotic.
Canadians eseouraye Canadian enter-
prise.
This 1s fully exemplified by tile wonderful
g rowth.. of
The CANADIAN ORDER OF CHOSEN FRIENDS
Twit 1.01; s,t this record, it is hard to beat:
Year. No.olmemhers
1888 ... 347
1889 1,85'J
1890 1,805
1891 3,7.45
1892 .. 5,932
189 , 7,805
• 1895 15 1,364
1896 12,693
1897 13,027
1898 16,450
1899 18,233
1900 20,197
1901.,..- -..,... ,574
There 460 Councils of the Order in Can-
ada, thus the average is over 50 members to
each Council.
These membere are paying $175,000 an-
nually to the widows and orphans of de-
eeaeed Canadians.
Just notice the small amount necessary
from each member to meet the death rates
and ciao set aside a little for exigencies—
Amount Monthly
At of Incur- Monthly Assess-
18$1,000• ene.Dues ntents
10.25 $0.58
20 1,000 26 .60
22 1,000 .25 .62
24 1,000 .25
26 1,090 .25 .66
28 1.000 25 .68
80 1,000 .25 .70
Join now.
For fuller information apply to the nearest
Council. or to W. F. Montague, Grand Re-
corder, Hamilton, Ont., or to W. F. Camp-
bell, Grand Organizer, Hamilton, Ont,
Organizers wanted; liberal terms.
rSAID OF L
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Cecile Fee—Do not take women
from the bedside of those who suf-
fer; it is their post of honor.
George Eliot—In a woman's face
we love we can see all sorts of
answers to our own yearnings.
Madame de Rieux—in all unhappy
marriages the fault is less the wo-
man's than the man's, as the
choice depended on her the least.
Sophie Gay -The best shelter for
a man is a woman's love.
Mrs. W. K. Clifford—Why should
man, who is strong, always get
the best •ot• it, and be forgiven so
Hauch.; and woman, who is weak,
get tile- worst and be forgiven so_
little, ?
George Sand -Tile love of a bad
woman kills others; the love of a
good , woman kills herself.
Margaret Ossoli—Woman is born
for love, lives for love and by love;
and dies of ,love.
Madame Guizot—Women use their
hearts as men do their brains—as
th`e directing power of their lives.
Madame Brisson—Women are slan-
dered for the same reason that
stones are thrown at trees loaded
,with 'beautiful fruit.
Madame Dunoyer—How better the
world would be if women would
only choose men who love them
instead of preferring men whom
they love!
Flora Tristan—Women do not
argue; they love.
Madame Mich:Act—For a woman
reminiscence is the perfume of the
soul. There are women so i;oted
tthat the flowers sent to them be
men can only give a faint idea of
,the fragrance that is left about
people who have come in contact
with them.
Mile. de la Fayette—It is through
•th'e lips of woman that the breath
of divinity passes.
Madame de Sauesure—Women have
been given a few faults by a
ith'oughtful Providence in order
that they might compete with men.
'Countess Dash—The love of a good
woman is enough to make the most
Inveterate atheist believe in God.
Madame Geafirin—A woman be-
longs by right to the man who
loves her, and 'whom she loves
more than leer life.
Information About St. John.
A few Sundays ago, in a Phila-
delphia church, the pastor was tell-
ing the children of the Sunday
school about the Scriptures and
closed his remarks by relating to
them the life of 51. Johan. When
he had finished he wanted to see
if the children had been paying at-
tention to his address and asked
!them 11 any of them could tell him
about the life of Sit. John. After
a few minutes a little girl in the
end • of the Sunday school raised
her hand and said: "Yes, sir! I
tin tell you about him." "Oh.' said
the minister, "I am so glad some
one, has been paying attention to
my remarks. Now let me clear
allout Sit. John." The little girl be-
gan:
"John. John, tine piper's son,
Stole a pig and away he run."'
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Down Sick with a Cold
r# we eonid only convince you how easily
you could cure A cough or a cold by using
fray's Syrup.
1f
ed SpruceCunI
there Woutd be less pnetirhonla and con-
aumption. It will cue eyour cold Its quick-
ly AS you caught it,
wit IDrugglstu sg tecta.
TIIOUtUITFUL ACT
-OU 1VELL=DICED MAN
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(New pork Times.)
There are some lovely men in the
world, even if they are scarce," . It
'was a pretty girl who• thus philo-
sophically mingled optimism and pes-
simism in her view of the loss assur-
ing half of humanity. She proceeded
to illustrate her position as follows:
"'The other day I had to go down
town by myself. I am not so very
used to going clown town, and there
is a preponderance of •masculinity
down there that always scares me a
little. This time I went on the
elevated and got off at Rector street.
It was about 10 in the morning, and
the train and station were blacL-
with men.
'There teas not a woman, a sister
woman, to be seen when the lace
of my skirt caught in something just
as I was leaving the car, and with
a loud, triumphant z -rip -p ripped off
to the extent of about two yards.
There was all this white stuff hang-
ing and I had to get rift of it some
way, I stepped to one sidle and began
trying to tear the lace across, but
it was as strong as the sewins had
proved weak ;- not a thread of It
would give. Every one of the stream
of men passing turned his head to
Iook at me struggle, and I could. feel
my face crimson with exertion and
mortification.
" That kind of a situation has a
hasheesh effect, and, though it seem-
ed like hours, I suppose it was only a
minute till a gentleman, busily talk-
ing to a companion, passed close,. to
me. and, hardly turning his eyes my
way, held out an open pocket-knife ;
then he walked on very slowly and
apparently absorbed in conversattoa.
It was the work of a second to sever
the lace, roll it up in my bag and
return him his knife.
" My gratitude was too deep to
express Itself in what the plays call
the 'smooth, hollow phrases of so-
ciety.' I am not sure that I opened
my lips, but I am sure that I looked
things unutterable.
" He took the knife with just the
slightest bow and touching his hat
returned to his mutons with his
friend.
It was a little thing, you may
say, but It was just the kind of little
thing that' tests a man's breeding
exquisitely,"
A Monument to Waft.
The citizens of Greenock are di-
vlded in opinion as to whether they
should perpetuate the name and
fame of their great townsman, John
Watt, by a marble monument or by
"something with a soul in It."
Ei,gb•ty Three years have passed since
the genies of the steam engine died
in Birmingham, and the canny Scots
of Greenock are still wondering
ti' hat they should do for him. Me. en -
drew Cornegie's suggestion that
the eubscriptiou should be a world-
wide one, has got the length of a
committee, but it is more likely the
£10,000 which the millionaire is pre-
pared to offer will tie accepted. Per-
haps it is fitting that the great
modern ironnlaater should build the
monument of a man who made mod-
ern material progress possible. But
there is a good deal to be said for
the alternative scheme of a school
of re,seatreh which some practical
neemhers of the committee yearn af-
ter.
CALIFORNIA.
The success of orange culture in
Central end Northern California for
ten years past suggests the climatic
unity of the State. Some of the
most successful orange groves are
GOO miles north of Los Angrdes. The
long summer, the warm and dry at-
mosphere, the abundance of water,
and the low price of land, make
these fields in the San Joaquin and
Sacramento valleys very desirable
for oranges and all kinds of farm-
ing and fruit growing. Just now the
rates are specially low. From Feb.
15th to April 30th the rate from
Chicago will be $33 to California
points. If you are interested in Cali-
fornia, such publications as " The
Land of Opportunity" and "Califor-
nia for the Settler" will be helpful.
They are free, and may be had of
Ir. B. Choate, 'General Agent, South-
ern Pacific, No. 126 Woodward ave.,
Detroit, Mich.
Menard's Liniment Cures Garget
in Cow's.
MEN OF TUE DAV.
A Pretty Story of Xing Edward's
Kindheartedness.
Here is, to my mind, says M. A. P.,
the finest story of the Icing's' un-
bounded sympathy for the suffer-
ings of his subjects that has yet come
td light. A young dressmaker was
threatened with consumption, fol-
lowing upon long and dangeroos
chest trouble, and was left nearly
destitute. The doctors advised her
to obtain admittance to an open
air home to undergo a course of
treatment. Meanwhile she was
taken into a convent and devotedly
nursed by the nuns; but, unfortu-
nately, all their efforts to get hes
admitted into a home of the kind
were quite Irultloss. Then the girl,
learning that the King was patron
of one of these institutions on the
south coast, resolved secretly to
write to him and plead for his as-
sistance. About a fortnight later
a gentleman called at the convent
and asked to see her. He gave no
naive, and at fleet he Was told
that she was too ii! to rhe him. He
then explained that it was necessary
for him to ,see her, as he had come
to inquire into her ease, and as to
the desirability of sending her to
an open-air house for the treat-
ment of consumption. She was aid-
ed downstalrs and he questioned her
as to what the doctors had said, and
then inquired to whom she had a•p-
plied for help. She mentioned several
names, and at last hesitatingly ad-
mitted that she had written to the
King. IN then informed her that
he hied come from the King to inquire
into her case, as Hie Majesty had no-
ticed her letter and wished to help
her. After further ,inquiries every-
thing was satisfactorily arranged,
and the girl was sent for a prolong-
ed period to the home, with the re-
sult that her health was greatly
benefited, and that she hoe since
been able to wprk. .
Don't forget the old man
with the fish on his back.
For nearly thirty years he
has been traveling around the
world, and is stilltraveling,
bringing health and comfort
wherever he goes.
To the consumptive he
brings the strength and flesh
he so much needs.
To all weak and sickly
children he gives rich and
strengthening food.
To thin and pale persons
he gives new firm flesh and
rich red blood.
Children who first saw the
old man with the fish are now
grown up and have children
of their own.
He stands for Scott's Emul-
sion of pure cod liver oil—a
delightful food and a natural
tonic for children, for old folks
and for all who need flesh and
strength.
SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists
Toronto, Onta,rlo.
50c. and $1.00; all druggists.
A National Air.
Buffalo Commercial.
"What Is the band playing?"•
asked a new attache to the diplo-
matic corps at a recent reception
in the White House. "Our national
hymn," responded oue of the most
popular belies and wits of this win-
ter's gayety. "And what is that,
pray?" "God Save 'errs. Roosevelt!"
was the solemn reply.
Mnard's Liniment Cures Distem-
per.
TIE LOSS OF THE BIBLE.
Old Saturation With Biblical Imagery
Thin;; of !rust.
One cannot well deny that the bat-
tle has gone against the Bible as
the only great literature (1n Ilux-
ley's phrase) within reach of the
common people. Too many archers
have pressed it sore. Cheapened and
mutltiplied newspapers and maga-
zines and books of all kinds have fal-
len in with, it they have not fos-
tered, an extensive in the place of
an intensive reading habit, so that
the Bible must now struggle for ex-
istence as literature, instead of be-
ing the "one book." Bible reading
has been bowed out of the Public
Schools, while the home, to which
it was again kindly oommended, has
politely; passed on the unwelcome
guest to the Sunday. School. But
that institution, with the best will
in the world, cannot recreate the
heaven nvhich lay about the infancy
of those, who, at a. mother's knee,
made their young imagination fam-
iliar with the racy, piquant English
of the King James 'version, and with
wealth of Oriental trope and alleg-
ory and parable and pastoral and
drama, ;which, from the Bible, has
passed into the masterpieces of our
literature.
The evidence is too strong, and
comes from tdo rnten9• quarters, that
the old saturation with biblical
phraseology, and imagery and illus-
tration Is a thing of the past. An
arid and astounding Ignorance has
too often succeeded it. Tennyson and
Browning, to say, nothing of Milton
and Dryden, are already in need of
scholiasts to explain, to ingenuous
minds in school and college echoes
and reminiscences of the Bible, which
were second nature to an earlier
generation. All this is a twice-told
if still sorrowful tale. And there
Seems no present hope of turning
back the tide of battle. We can but
sadly, reckon up our losses. --Century.
Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfeetent Soap
Powder is a boon to any home. It diem.
fects and cleans at the same time,
30
The Real Thing.
Pardon me, sir," began the ped-
dler of supplies, "but may Task what
is the style of your typelefeter'?''
" bight up to date," replied the
business man, enthusfastically. Bene
bow sleeves, lace insertion shirt waist
and all that sort of thing."
FRUIT AS A DIGESTIVE ALD,
Pineapples are Especially Good for
People Afflicted*With Dyspepsia.
fllllo partaking of a slice of pine-
apple after a meal is quite in ac-
coi'dan'ce with' physiological inclieu-
tions, since, thought It may not be
generally known, fresh, pineapple
juice Contains a remarkably active
digestive principle similar to papain.
Ills principle has been termed "bro-
melin," and so powerful is its action
upon proteids that it will digest as
much as 1,000 times its weight *itkl-
iu a, few hours. Its digestive ac-
tivity varies in accordance with the
:incl of proteid to which it is sub -
;looted. Fibrin disappears entirely, af-
ter a time.
With tho coagulated albumin of
eggs tlio digestive process is
slow, while with the albumin
of moat its action seems first
to produce a pulpy gelatinous mass
which, however, completely dissolves
al'tor a short time. When a slice
of fresh pineapple is placed upon a
raw beefsteak the surface of the
steals becomes gradually gelatinous
owing to tho digestive action of the
enzyme of the juice. Of course, it is
well known that digestive agents ex-
ist also in other fruits, when con-
sidered that an average -sized pine-
apple will yield nearly two pints of
juice it will be seen that the digestive
action of the whole fruit must be
enormous. The activity of this
peculiar digestive agent is destroy-
ed! in the soaked pineapple, but un-
less the pineapple is preserved by
ktoat there is no reason why the tin-
ned fruit should not 'retain the di-
gestive power.
The active digestive principle may
bo obtained from the juice by dis-
solving a. large qu'antitjr of common
salt in it, when a precipitate is ob-
tained possessing the remarkable di-
gestive powers just described. Un-
like pepsin, the digestive principle of
the pineapple will operate in an acid],
neutral, or even alkaline medium, ac-
cording to the kind of proteid to
whieh it Is presented. It may, there-
fore, be assumed that the pineapple
enzyme would not only aid the work
of digestion in the stomach, but
would continuo that action in the
intestinal tract. Pineapple, it may
be added, contains much indigestible
matter of the nature of woody fiber,
but it is quite possible that the de-
cidedly digestive properties of the
juice compensate for this fact.
We believe MINARD'S LINIMENT
is the best.
Matthias Foley, 011 City, Ont. ,
Joseph Snow, Norway, Me.
Chas. Whooten, islulgrave, N. S.
Rev. R. 0. Armstrong, Mulgrave,
N. S.
Pierre Landry, sen., Pokemouche,
N. B.
Thomas Wasson, Sheffield, N. B.
Appropriate.
Columbia Jester.
Police Magistrate—You say you
aro called Lily. Where did you get
that name?
The Tramp—Because I toil not,
neither do I spin.
Heart Strength is Whole Strength
THE blood is your life; when it stops
coursing you're dead. If it half stops,
YOU'LL BE HALF DEAD.
Your pain, your weakness, your eternal weari-
ness wilt all disappear if you strengthen your
heart. But you may take special medicine for
special trouble if you're in a special hurry.
Cheer up 1 Don't be moping! You can be
cured. Try it and for the first time you will
know the true meaning of that grand old word
—Health. DR, AGNEW'S HEART CURE
renews the vigor in thirty minutes after taking
the first dose. Will cuar the poorest heart and
strengthen the strongest man.
W. H. Medley, druggist, of Kingston, Ont., writes:
"Mr. Thomas Cooke, of LCingston, purchased
six bottles of Agnew's Heart Cure and says he
is cured of Heart Weakness, from which he had
suffered for years.''
Dr, Agnew's Catarrhal Powder relieves
catarrh or colds at once and cures forever.
Dr. Agnew's Ointment compels Piles to perish
permanently. It gives ease on the instant. Ban-
ishes alt manner of stein diseases and eruptions.
The safest and cheapest cure. Price, 35c. 4
A Guard on Bicycles.
President Loubet is well protected.
His secret guard consists of 12 men,
under the orders of a Police Com-
missioner. These men watch con-
stantly over his person. When he
receives they mingle with the guests
close by him ; and when he goes out
they follow him, and have orders
never to lose him an instant from
view. When he drives they accom-
pany him on bicycles, and, Itis only
then that they can be recognized.
This guard of 13 man alone costs
the State the nice little sun* of 715,-
000 francs a year.
The Frost 10 Wire and 6 Stay Fence
is the strongest and heaviest wine fence made—good openings
for good a ;gents ; write us at once for terms. Ask for catalog.
The FROST WIRE FENCR co., WtLLAND, ONT.
WINrliPEG, MAN.
Breath Disease.
Infectious diseases are breathed
into the system from those affected
with disease or from bad smells; yet
how many women breathe daily the
offensive steam from common soaps
made from rancid fats, and keep their
hands for hour's in such solutions,
and the clothing from such soap suds
is worn next the tender skin. No
wonder disease and eczema are
prevalent ! Users of Sunlight Soap
—Octagon Bar—know the difference
between that and the pure, health-
ful smell from the vegetable oils
and pure edible fats in Sunlight
Soap, 208
'Wounded Vi'ith a Stiletto.
New Fork Sun.
Hazel—Yes, I enjoy the society of
Mr. Westside, He keeps me interested.
Ile is always saying something that
one never hears from anybody else.
Helen—Really ! Has he. been pro-
posing to you, too ?
New York: and Boston Via New York
Central.
The numerous trains, the excellent
services the uniformity of its trains,
its four tracks, and the location of
its depots in Boston and New York,
make the ? ew York Central the Sav-
orite line to those points.
Arse ticket agent will confirm the
above.
Very Lychelh.
Answers.
A beautiful lady,' named Psyche,
Is laved by a fellow named Yche,.
One thing about Ych
The lady can't lych
Is his beard, which is dreadfully
spyche.
Settlers' :bow Rates West,
Via Chicago and Northwestern Ry.,
every day from February 15th to
April 30th. Colonist one way sec-
ond-class tickets at extremely low
rates from stations in Ontario and
Quebec, to points in Colorado, Utah,
Montana, Nevada, Idaho, Oregon,
Washington and California; also to
Victoria, Vancouver, New Westmin-
ster, Nelson, Rossiand, !etc. Full
particulars, rates and folders can be
obtained from B. H. Bennett, General
Agent, 2 East King street, Toronto,
Ont.
How it Struck Father.
Judge.
"This," said Mr. Justgotit„ who
was entertaining a few friends at
dinner at his club, "1s the charge
d'affaires of the feast."
Hero he indicated the choicest dish
on tho table.
"No, no, father," interrupted his
embarrassed son; "you mean the chef
d'oeuvre."
"I suppose I do," said Mr. Just-
gotit; "but tho word I used gives
mo more of an impression of the
cost of the dish"
GYPSIES ARE A NUISANCE.
Austro- Hungary :las Adopted Means
for Their Suppression.
In every part of Europe bands of
Hungarian gypsies aro to be en-
countered. As a rule tbey travel in
families, numbering from twenty-five
to one hundred souls and more car-
rying along with them all their var-
ious and strange paraphernalia
and domestic necessities. In most
countries of Europe laws have been
passed according to which these
vagabonds are a.lowed to stay only a
couple of days or a couple of hours in
oertain provinces or provincial dis-
tricts, wnen they are escorted by
"gendarmes" over the border. Their
principal business transactions con-
sist el fortune-telling, begging and
stealing. They are especially clever
in the latter branch of business, and
take everything from a pin and
needle to a horse and carriage.
The gypsies have been, a real nuis-
ance for Europe for centuries, and
the Austro-Hungarian Government is
now considering a plan to force this
most peculiar vagabond race into set-
tlement somewhere in the vast plains
of Hungary. Most characteristic of
the gypsies is the fact that they
never work. This Is one of their first
principles. For more than 600 years
they have been roaming over Europe,
and the up-to-date gypsy is by all
means the cleverest thief in the
world. Where no cat gets through
the little brown gypsp boy finds his
way. They have no religion, no mor-
als, no honor, or no fatherland. But
he is prouder, perhaps, than a Span-
ish grandee. He lies to perfection and
Is the greatest story -teller in the
world. Many other efforts have been
made from time to time to confine
the gypsies to certain territories in
Hungary, but always without any
succesS.
BAGPIPE MUSIC.
A Fool Chicago Jury Thought to
Ban it.
Bagpithrough hthe musice "suffered
fforts of well-meaning,
but
but mistaken people to lift it out of
its proper place and graft it on to
city life and its inside entertain-
ments." To compare its music with
"classical productions" is "like com-
paring 'tatted and herring with wine
jellies." A Chicago jury once decided
that the .bagpipe was not a musical
instrument at all. But why quarrel
with a definition ? Enough that it
has lived through some bad crises.
When that phase of life in which it
was ,born and brought up passed
away, it declined to be moved into
the ,backgound. In short, it had the
will to live without the adventitious
aids of cranks and of congresses, be-
cause It answers a primitive want.
Indeed, nothing could be more ironic
than the fact that ,the military
organizations which did much to
crush out everything that had made
e'ti a power should have been so com-
pletely linquored by it that there
are now two -and -twenty pipe bands
In the British army. The bagpipes
has been annexed by some of our
native Indian regiments, notably
those in the Punjab, and ii; eon-
tinues to spread there as a great
tltilltary, Instrument.—Athenaeum,
ISSUE .N0. 8, 1903.
Mrs. Winslow's boothing Syrup should
always be used. for Children Teething. It
soothes the child, softens the gums, cures wind
colic and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.
TEN COURSES BY MAIL Le eprofi ng
thoroughly taught. Expert instructors. Indi-
vidu;tl attention. Send for handsome cats -
lope, for particulars. Correspondence) Depart.
ment CENTRAL BUSINESS COLLEGE, Toronto Can.
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ALE—FARM, 40 ACHES RICH LAND,
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New York.
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BUTTER, NEW LAID EGGS
AND POULTRY WANTED
Consignments of Sutter, Poultry and new
laid Eggs solicited. Prices firm for choice qual-
ities. Choice young Chickens, drypicked,clea•u,
selling 60 to 80c per pair. Will pay 80c
per Ib. for BEESWAX, delivered Toronto.
Correspondence solicited.
JOHN J. FIJI8. 62 Front St. East, Toronto
The Flow of Milk
will be increased.
Why go to alt the
trouble of keeping
cows and get only
about half the milk
they should pro-
duce.
Dick's
Blood
Purifier
strengthens the digestion and invi-
gorates the whole system so that
the nutriment is all drawn from the
feed. It takes just the same trou-
ble to care for a cow when she
gives three quarts as when she
gives a pail. Dick's Blood Purifier
will pay back its cost with good
interest in a few weeks.
50 cents a package.
Leming, Miles fs Co., Agents,
tIONTREAL.
What Ile Thought.
Chicago Post.
"What was the first thought that
came to you when your automobile
collided with 'the lamp -post "
"I thought I was in a football
scrimmage, and immediately began to
give the college yolk."
URo A. W. CHASE'S f11". r..411\
CAT&IMI CURE et � 6 W:
is sent direct to the disease,:
parts 3y the Improved :liana
t 'y� Beals the ulcer.:, clears the tvr
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, passages, stops droppings in the
threat and permanently cures
Catarrh and flay Few:OD:llower
free. All dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase
Medicine Co.. Toronto and Buffalo.
Tint Proof Lacking.
Chicago Post.
They were exchanging confidences.
"No," she said; "he's not at all
jealous."
"In that case," returned her dear-
est friend. "how can you tell that he
is in love with you ?"
$100 REWARD, $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to euro In all its
stages and that is Catarrh. Hall s Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh, being a con-
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Hail's Catarrh Cure is taken In-
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby des-
troying the foundation of the disease, and
glying the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting natu re in doing
its work. The proprietors have so much ta,Ith
In its curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it false to
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address F. J CIIENEY 3c CO., Toledo, 0,
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Hall's Faintly Pills are the best.
And the Girl Turns the Crank.
Harvard Lampoon.
Softly—Love makes the world go
round. t , , •
Shortly—Yes, there's no crank
equal to a lover. 1
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds,
etc.
if You've diet the Dough.
Harvard Lampoon.
"They say bread is the staff of life,
but nowadays I think college is"
"Well, college is a good loaf 1"
Minard's Liniment Cures Diph-
theria.
A Poor Play.
Chicago News.
In Olden Days—Rome was burning.
" Where is Nero?" demanded the
ancient Senator-.
" He is playing on the fiddle," an-
swered the guard.
' Fudge and fury! He should have
a hose playing on the fire."
Grand Central Station, New York.
Tole only station in the city aqf
New Yorlc. This is the depot of the
New York Central, the famous four -
track Mince.
Fare same as by other lines, when
tickets are purchased in ,Canada.
'fake the best.
Discharged.
New York Life.
Judge --Your wife has shown `her
bruises 'to the jury. ,What have you
to say that sentence shall not be
pronounced upon you?
I:''risoner—I can prove that for the
last three weeks she has been do-
Ing her holiday; shopping, I . t