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)'e-rca-na is tie Basi Medicine in the
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I RECOMMEND ISE -RU -ISA..
M. EPa385_E MI ROIS..
EMIILE MARO1S, 1,879 Ontario
street, Montreal, Canada, writes:
"After taking nine bottles of Peruna,
E find that I am cured.
"I still take it occasionally. For me
it is the bent medicine in the world.
"I have recommended it to a number
of persons."
Mr. J. C. Hervus Pelletier, Dept. de
rAgriculture, Ottawa, Ontario, writes:
"The Peruna is particularly effica-
eious in the cure of catarrhal affections
of the lungs and bronchial tubes.
"Six bottles cured me this winter of
:bronchitis. I am completely restored,
z.rm I owe thanks to the Peruna.
'I have recommended this remedy =.o
e. large number of my friends afflicted
with the same trouble, and they have
verified my good opinion of this
ca'uable remedy."
GOOD FURNITURE CHEAP.
New Movement in Europe for Improve-.
ment of Dwellings of Poor.
The movement for improving the
dwellings of the poor has reached a sec-
ondary stage in Europe in taking up the
question of tasteful furnishing, Of what
use is it to give a family a sanitary
House, the leaders ask, if you do not
help to make it attractive to live in?
To further this object several exhibi-
tions of cheap but durable and attrac-
tive furniture have been held. 'The pur-
pose is a double one, says the New York
Sun. First, the interest of the manufac-
ture -re is to be stimulated by the offer
of prizes and diplomas for the best out-
fits offered at certain standard prices to
suit ,the needs of various classes, from
small shopkeepers down to laborers.
The second aim is to get the people
themselves interested. It is hoped that
by visiting the exhibitions their am-
bitions will be excited and they will be
brought to realize that their homes can
be made attractive within the limit of
their means,
The first exhibition was heldat Dus-
seldorf. The second was at Liege. Both
were successful considering the size of
the places.
Then Paris took up the idea, and the
Departmental Committee on Cheap Hab-
itations was placed in charge. The cir-
culars to manufacturers invited them to
send in complete outfits for small a.part-
merit, combining comfort, solidity, beau-
ty and economy. Above all, it was en-
joined that all vulgar pretence and false
luxury should be eliminated from the
designs.
A Modest Request.
Mr. J. M. Barrie, the author, tells of a
playgoer who received no response to his
repeated requests to a lady in front of
him to remove her huge hat.
At length, he said, exasperated: ''If
you won't take off your hat, my dear
madam, will yon be so kind as to fold
beak your ears?" ---Woman's Life.
His Crude Method.
Man With the Bulbous Dose—But
don't you believe in guaranteeing bank
deposits".
Man With the Bulging Brow—Don't I?
By George, I was one of a committee
that served notice on a bask president
'tl'at if his bank bueeed we'd tar and
feather hint!
...;aor-eousertl
There are typewriters whish sell for
legs than the Underwood, but the dif-
ference in cost does not compensate for
the lack of all-round efficiency. They
cost more in the end.
UNITED TYPEWRITER CO.
LIMITED
7 Adelaide St. East - TORONTO
Bein' Sick.
Wuc you ever sick—a little,
Just enough to scare your ma
Lest, perhaps you might get sicker—
Just enough to make your pa
Come home early in the evenJn'
Bringing things for you to eat—
Apples and bananas, maybe,
Ur anything that's sweet?
I have.. Gees when I been skattn'
Alt day long, an' catch a oold,
And come home at night a-ooaghd¢'
Then they all forget to scold.
Grandma, she runs after blankets,
If she's quicker'n Sister Nell,
An' they say: "011, dears Now Bobby's
Going to have another spell."
Ever hove a spell? It's jolly;
Just lie still while someone reads
To you about kings an 'giants,
Minotaurs an' chargin' steeds,
Or, if you get cross an' ugly,
Yon eau yell, an' fight au' kick,
An' they don't say nothin' to you—
Gee; It's jolly being sick.
—Cincinnati Conunerofal-Tribune.
German Proverbs.
Abroad, one has a hundred eyes; at
home not one.
(lold lies deep in the mountains, dirt
on the highways.
Love your neighbor, but don't pull
down the fence.
If you are an anvil, be patient; if you
are a hammer, strike hard.
The best is what one nes in his hand.
The key that is used grows bright.
'The wise man has long ears and a
ehort tongtte.
The eat loves fish, but doesn't like to
wet her feat.
I was cured of painful Goitre by
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
13AYARD McMULLIN.
Catham, Ont.
fr
IO Cre
The latest
success.
The big
black plug
chewing tobacco.
2285
+t,ri!L"s nee " .L` , tee
li
IN 4 HOURS
You can painlebleeasly remove anY corn, a tier
hard, soft, or dt1I , by npplying Putnam's
Corn Ji xtreetor. it never barns, leaves no scar,
oontainsne acids; Is harmless becanee eomposod
only of healing ems and balms. Fifty years in
use. Cure guaranteed. Sold by ali druggists
2Ge. bottles. Refuse substitutes.
PUTNAiAc'S PAINLESS
CORN EXTRACTOR_
The Oink of the Ice.
Oink of
Music, 1 dote on a sweeter
ton e
Than thro that hasuttered or ever the
e
When 1 wake at 5 in the morning with a
feeling tit my head
auggestivo of mild excesses before I retired
to bed;
Wheu a amo,it but fierce volcano vexes me
sero inside
And my rbroat and mouth are furred with
0 fur that seometh a buffalo hide --
How gracious those dews of solace that over
My senses fail,
At the clink of the ice in the pitcber the
boy brings up the hall!
May blessings be showered upon the man
Wim first devised Ole drink,
That heppens aloog at 5 a, m. with its rap-
turous cliukeiy-ohlnkt
I never have felt the cooling flood go siz-
zling down my throat
But I vowed to hymn a hymn to that clink-
ety-clink 'devote;
so now in the primo of my manhood, I Push
this lyric gem manhood,
For the uses of all good follows who are
thirsty at 5 a. m.
But specially for those fellows who have
nown the pleasing thrall
Of the clink of the ice lu the pitcher the
boy brings up the hall.
--Eugene Field.
Explained.
Hobo—No, madam, I am neither a so-
cialist nor an anarchist. I am a passive
altruist.
Housekeeper—And what in the name
of common sense is that?
Hobo—I believed in being helped all 1
can.—Boston Transcript.
Congratulations.
"Mother," he said, putting his arms
around and kissing her on the brow, "I
am going to marry the sweetest, the
loveliest, the noblest girl in the world."
Looking up into his eyes, the good"
lady by a great effort managed to keep
back her tears ae she answered in broken
tones:
" My—poor—boy ! "--Chicago
Herald.
What John D. Rockefeller Eats.
Breakfast—Ocreal, poached eggs, cof-
fee and rolls of toast.
On Golf Links --Oatmeal water.
Midday Luncheon at Tarrytown —
Soup, pot roasts or rib roasts of beef,
vegetables in season, milk.
L uneh Down Town—Roast beef, pota-
toes and milk,
Dinner at Tarrytown—Soup, beef stew
or rib roasts, potatoes, fruit and milk.
1 was cured of Inflammation by
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
MRS. W. A. JOHNSON,
Walsh, Ont.
I was cured of Facial Neuralgia by
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Parkdale, Ont. J. H. BAILEY,
Record -
Liquor and Tobacco Habits
A. 211oTAGGART.11I. D., C. M.
75 Yonge St., Toronto, Canada
References made to Dr Taggart's prefes-
sional standing and personal integrity permit-
ted by:
FOR FARMERS.
Distribution of Seed Grain and
Potatoes.
By instruction of the Hon. Minister of
Agriculture a distribution is being made
this season, of samples of superior sorts
of grain and potatoes for Canadian fann-
ers for the improvement of seed. The
stock for distribution has been secured
mainly from the Experimental .b'arms at
Iridian Head, Sash,, and Brandon, Man.
The samples consist of oats, spring
wheat, barley, peas, Indian cern [for
ensilage only), and potatoes, The quan-
tity of oats sent is 4 lbs., and of wheat
or barley 5 lbs., sufficient in each case
to sow one -twentieth of an acre. The
samples of Indian corn, peas and pota-
toes weigh 3 lbs. each. A. quantity of
each of the following varieties has been
secured for this distribution:
Oats—Banner, Danish Island, Wide -
Awake, White Giant, Thousand Dollar,
Improved Ligowo, all white varieties.
Wheat—Red varieties, Red Fife (beard-
less), Chelsea, Marquis, Stanley and
Percy (early beardless), Preston, Huron
and Pringle's Champlain (early bearded).
White varieties, White Fife (beardless),
Bobs (early beardless).
Barley—Six-roved—il2ensury, Odessa,
and Mansfield. Two -rowed Invincible
and Canadian Thorpe.
Field Peas—Arthur and Golden Vine.
Indian Corn (for ensilage)—Early
sorts, Angel of Midnight, Compton's
Early and Longfellow; later varieties,
Selected Learing, Early Mastodon and
White Cap Yellow Dent.
Potatoes—Early varieties, iioehestcr
Rase, and Irish Cobbler. Medium to late
varieties, Carman No. 1, Money Maker,
Gold. Coin and Dooley. The later vari-
eties are as a rule more productive than
the earlier kinds.
Only one sample can be sent to each
applicant. The samples vill be sent free
of charge through the hail.
Applications should be addressed to
the Director of Experimental Farms, Ot-
tawa, and may be sent in any time from
the lst of December to the 15th of Feb-
ruary. Applicants should mention. the
variety they prefer, with a second sort
as an alternative. Applications will be
filled in the order in which they are re-
ceived. Farriers are advised to apply
early. Those applying for iuthnn Corn or
potatoes should bear in mind that the
corn is not usually distributed until
April, and that potatoes cannot be inanl-
ed until danger from fruit in tr':tusit is
over. No postage is require.). on mail
matter addressed to the Central Experi-
mental Farm, Ottawa.---`,i'ni. Saunders,
Director of Experimental Farms.
Sir. W. R. Meredith, Chief Justice,
Hou. G. W. Ross, ex -Premier of Ontario.
Rev. N. Burwash, D. D., President Vic-
toria Colloeo.
Rev. Father Teefy, President of St. Mic-
hael's College, Toronto.
Right Rev, A. Sweatman, Bishop of Tor-
onto.
Rev. Wm. McLaren, D. D., ex -Principal
Knox College, Toronto.
Dr, McTnggart's vegetable remedies for the
liquor and tobacco habits are healthful. safe,
inexpensive home treatments. No hypodermic
injections, no publicity, no loss of time from
business, and a certainty of cure.
Consultation or correspondence invited.
A True Sport,
Jim Jeffries praised in San Francisco
the other day the grizzly that with one
punch he slew in the mountains above
Los Angeles.
"That bear was a true sport," said. he.
"He never flinched. He was game to the
death. So game, in fact, that Ire re-
minded me of a Philadelphia spot t named
Hoskin I used to know."
"Hoskin lay dying in Ids flat on Cher-
ry street. Ile sent for a frien dand said:
"`Here's $10. Take it, and the day of
my funeral use it to treat my pall -bear-
ers with.'
"The friend, much affected, said as lie
put the bill in his wallet:
"'Shall I treat, old man, going out to
the cemetery or coming back?'
'Going out,' said Hoskin. 'I won't be
with you corning back.' "Washington
Star.
The tea you buy may be good, but
you may be Quito sure it is if it is
"Salado." It is infinitely more de-
licious and decidedly more economical
than other teas because it goes far-
ther,
aao
Bad Year for Scottish Farmers.
It is difficult to estimate the total
loss on the Scottish grain crop of this
season, but if we put the deterioration
at the quite moderate figure of £2 an
acre for 90 per cent. of the lands under
crop the total is a sure considerably
over £2.000,000. The winter loss from
using hall rotten fodder and from pro-
tracted sales of di:oolored and musty
grain is not so easily calculated, --Glas-
gow Herald.
-- 5 9 09
Prizes for Aviation.
Ty a coincidence, on the clay that 1Far-
rna.n accomplished Isis voyage from Chal-
ons to Rheims., the Ligue Nationale Aeri.
erne received an offer of two new prizes,
each of 10,000 francs. The donor of one
of the prizes is the scientific journal, "La
Nature," and among oilier conditions the
aeroplane must proceed a distance of l00
kilometres under two hours. The seeond
prize is given by M. Alphonse Falco, for-
merly President of the Seine Commercial
Court. He requires the aeroplanist to
make a journey of about 130 kilometres
in his machine.
Just Provocation,
Judge—W'lty did you strike this man?
:Prisoner ---What would you do, Judge,
if you kept a grocery store and a man
came in and asked if he could take, a
moving picture of your cheese?--llarp-
e:r's 'Weekly.
6a1
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in corm!.
Vlimii our n:ei1tlhbor ,brdilele a sprite
lanae it's an insult that vim eftiet over
® LD Co "I IR Pi L
it must give
satisfac t I oil
or you don't
pay for it.
The "CHAMPION" Gas and Gasoline Engine
is the only Gasoline Engine that you can try
before
e will doyand Inow want you too be fut the "Cham-
pion"ky
setisfied with it before you pay for it, The
Price is low. Full particulars free.
Wm. Gillespie, Bis Front St. E.,TORONTO
•.
nil, air.
ISSUE NO. 50, 1908
AGENTS WANTED.
A GENTS—DROP DYERYTI1ING AND
C14 write for special terms on our latest
office specialty; sells ltseif; greatest money-
maker In years Canadian Lock -Crank Co.,
Woodhridgo, Oat.
A GENTS WANTP1D--TIauRE IS NOTHING
.C3. pays better than a tea route. Alfred
'l'ylor, London, Ont.
An Alibi.
The milkman stood before her nerv-
ously twirling his hat in his bands.
"So," she said, sternly, "you lfave
come at last"
"Yee, madam. You sent for me, I be-
lieve," he replied.
"I wish to tell you that I found a
minnow in the milk yesterday morning,"
"I ani sorry, madam; but if the cows
will drink from the brook instead of
from the trough, I cannot help it "—
Harper's Weekly.
4.0
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Taking it Half -Strength.
A gentleman to whom art was a
strange thing asked a friend to whom
the ways of its votaries were more famil-
iar:
"Why does Conneray stand off and
half shut his eyes when he looks at the
pictures he is painting? I was in his
studio the other day, and he made me
do it. toe."
"That's simply explained," replied the
other. "Did you ever try to look at them
near to, with your eyes wide open?
Well, don't; you can't stand it."Youth's
Companion.
As Modified.
The usual crowd of loafers were seat-
ed around the stove in the village gro-
cery,
"I never lied to my wife in my life
began one of the bunch, when
he was interrupted by a unanimous
laugh that was loud and long,
"That I didn't get caught at it,"
ended the speaker after the laugh bad.
subsided.
g --
(7(iiWca.goelQ 6W S. reigned ailpreme.
Don't believe rheuma-
tism can be cured by rub-
bing liniment or oil on
the sore spot. The dis-
ease cannot be reachedin
that way. It must bo
drivon out of the system.
Only Celery King will do
this quickly. 25 cents, at 817
dealers or bymaiL S. C. Wells & Co., Toronto
Th
ly
FOR SALE.
..ti
OR SALE-UP=TO-DAT.EI MERCHANT
tailoring business. Well advertised; long
established: Olean stool[. Address Box 04.
Bracebridgo, Ont.
I{,CONOMIC ACETYLENE BURNIORS,
i non-carbonlzng, perfect incandescence,
52,50 per dozen; samples 25 cents. Economic
Acetylene Burner Co., Dept. 0., 00 Front
street west, Toronto.
650 OL® TOME SONCS
Words and t9lueio Complete
110 COMIC RECITATIONS, THIO PRACTIC-
AL POULTRY KEEPER. 20 cents each or
2 for 25 cents and cur Catalogue of 400 Book
Bargains FREE.
The R. 0. SMITH 00., Dept, A., Orillia, Ont.
FARMS FOR SALI!.
FART S IN ONTARIO
Choice well Improved farms in every dis-
trict in Western Ontario for sale or excbauge
for city, town or village property. Address,
The Western Beal Estate Exchange,
LONDON, O1 T. LIMITED
LAND WANTED.,
•
Wanted Scrip
Ten South African Veteran Scrip.
Will Pay Cash. Write to
C. A. SHEPARD & CO.,
lox 1951 Calgary, Alberta
QOUTH AFRICAN VETERANS' LAND
1J grants purchased; highest spot cads
prioex, paid. Will purchase any number;
bundle your papers also. R. J. Ha41ey,
Temple Building, Toronto, Ont.
Good Advice for An.
A man advertised recently in a London
paper to forward; on receipt of postage
stamps, "sound, practical advice, that
would be applicable at any time and to
all persons and conditions of life,"
On receipt of the stamps be sent his
nuinerous victims the following:
"Never give a boy a penny to hold
your shadow while you climb a true to
look into tate middle of next week."—
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A Cul -de -Sac.
Curate (inquiring his way)—Can you
tell me if this road goes past the "Dun
Cow?"
Loafer—Can't say for certain, gttv'nor.
It goes to it all right, but (confidential-
ly) I've never got leo further! London
Opinion. _
The Value of a Good Laugh.
Dr. Patrick Scougal, a Scottish bishop
in the seventeenth century, was earnest-
ly asked to see an old lady whose cow
was sick. Tho prelate again and again
refused, but to satisfy the old body,
reluctantly agreed to go. Having been
the old lady, she wanted him to see her
cow, and, walking around the beast, he
said, gravely: "If she lives she lives, if
she dies she dies. I can dam nae more
for her."
In a short time afterwards the bishop
was afflicted with quinsy in the throat.
The good, honest woman, hearing of it,
and feeling that he had cured her cow,
got permission to see hire in his chamber.
She walked around the bed repeating
the words of the bishop when he walked
around the cow. At this ludicrous sight
the bishop was seized with is fit of
laughing, which broke the quinsy and
saved him much suffering.
Florida and The South
Via New York and Philadelphia are
reached by through trains from Suspen-
sion Bridge via the Lehigh Valley Rail-
road. For full particulars address R. S.
Lewis, 54 King street east, Toronto, Ont.
4e to
Too Easy for Belief.
Dr. Walter C. Smith, the popular
Scotch poet -preacher, on one occasion
tried to explain to an old lady the mean-
ing of the Scriptural expression, "Take
up thy bed and walk," by saying that
the bed Was simply a mat or rua, easily
taken up and carried away. "No, no,"
replied the lady. "i canna believe that.
The bed was a regular four-poster. There
would be no miracle in walking away wi'
a bit o' mat or rug on your back."—Ar-
gonaut,
4 e Cr-- --
A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEAL.
To All Women: I will send free with full
inatruotionu, my home treatment which
postively cures Leucorrhoea, Ulceration,
Displacements, Falling of the Womb, Pain-
ful or Irregular periods, Uterine and Ovar-
ian Tumors or Growths, also 2 -lot Flushes,
Nervousness, Melanaboly, Patna in the Head,
Back or Bowels, Kidney and Bladder troubles,
where caused by weakness peculiar to .our
sex. You can continue treatment at home at
a cost of only 12 cents a week. My book,
"Woman's Own Medical Adviser," also sent
free on request. Write to -day. Address.
Mrs. M. Summers. Box H, 8, Windsor, Ont.
Baby's Sleep.
Let slim sleep.
First he needs food.
And then he needs sleep.
Gentle bathing is a delight.
But after food he needs lots of sleep.
During the first month he should
sleep 18 hours a day at least.
He is a lot better off without being
rocked; his nerves will be upset soon
enough.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Will Green Shoos be Worn?
Tatnnei•s of green calfskin report that
manufoeturers of miens' and women's fine
shoes are making samples of that stock
to be hurried 'to their salesmen. New
York city buyers are said to look very
favorably upon green shoes, owing to
the prediction that green will be widely
worn next spring and summer.—From
the Shoe and Leather Reporter.
ii;.550 aiss •)es
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