The Herald, 1908-12-04, Page 6CFll1LIC CATARRH
EUE1E BIPE-HL
MRS. f. CAR.
RS. F. Carr, Vineland, Ont., Can.,
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"For several years I was afflicted
with catarrh, which made life a bur-
den. The coughing and hacking
which accompanied the disease was
terrible.
"The complaint finally extended to
the stomach and I was in a wretched
condition.
"I tried different remedies and the
best professional treatment all in
'vain.
"Finally, as a last resort, I tried
Peruna upon the recommendation of
my sister in I-Iamilton.
"I could see steady improvement
and after using four bottles of that
precious medicine I was feeling well
again, my old trouble being complete-
ly a thing of the past.
"To -day I would not take one thous-
and dollars for what this grand medi-
cine has done for me."
Peruna is a universally recognized
catarrh remedy It will relieve ca-
tarrh in its most obstinate form.
All in the Size.
A story is told by the Chicago News
of a Chinese mandarin who went to his
doctor for advice. He could not s'pep,
had no appetite, suffered greatly from
depression, and nevertheless was taking
ort at an elarYning rate. •
•"We'll soon put you hi condition, again,"
said the physician. "What you need is
exercise, good, hard exercise. Four times
a week you may come here and put in
the morning polishing my floors."
"But why not my own floors?" the
mandarin inquired.
".line are larger," responded the doe -
tor, smilingly.
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Manitoba Man Tells How His Urinary
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HamrIik, Man., Nov. 23.—(Special).—
PrababIy there is no disease to which
man is heir that causes such a general
dread as Gravel, or Stone in the Bladder.
The frightful pains it brings and the
terrible operations it necessitates cause
a shudder of apprehension whenever it
is mentioned. But there is really no rea-
son why any man or woman should fear
Gravel.V It is purely and simply a Kid-
ney disease, and as such can be either
cured or guarded against by the use of
Dodd's Kidney Pills. Take the case of
Mr. Calvin 11. Snyder, well known here.
He says:—
"In the spring of 1007 I was almost
laid up from a lame back and was also
troubled with excessive urination. I got
a box of Dodd's Kidney Pills, and used
them,with satisfactory results. Dodd's
KidnePills are the best Kidney med-
icine I ever heard of"
If you follow Mr. Snyder's example
and use Dodd's Kidney Pills for slight
urinary disorders, you will never be
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Effect of Hard Times.
linicker--Whw don't you find
Week?
eary Willie— So many idle cars,
muni, that 1 can't travel around the
country,
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Kinard's Liniment Cures Garget in cows.
Stretched It a Little.
"You must have had some very nar-
row escapes from death in your event-
ful career," said an admirer to the great
detertive. •
"I have hacl a few,: • he admitted, mod-
estly. "Perhapsthe closest shave I have
had was when a band of South American
outlaws hanged me, and went away
without 'noticing that they had strung
me up to a rubber tree."-13rooklyn Life,
Repeat it:—" Shilt,h'e Cure rov111 al-
"eaye cure my coughs and colds."
THE PINOi-1 HITTER.
A Wonderful Part of the Up -to -Date
Baseball Nine is 1 -le.
"I have followed baseball for some
years," remarked the man, "and the
more games I see the mole I wonder at
the mental and nervous makeup of the
man who is sent to the bat in pinches.
"The pinch hitter, to my mind, is the
most wonderful player of them all, There
are men who can go through game after
game, hitting fairly well all the time,
but the chanees are that they will not
make a hit when it is most needed.
"On the other hand there are players
who can sit on a beneh all the afternoon
until the very last inning and then when
sent in at a critical juncture to bat for
some weaker man are able to laird on
the ball when a hit means a run.
"Bitting is so difficult an art, with
all the present day restrictions in favor
of the pitcher, that I admire greatly the
man who can hit at all. But the fellow
who is almost certain to get a hit when
it is needed in a pinch is marvelous to
me, especially when you realize that lie
has been sitting around idle all the af-
ternoon and the other fellows have had
a chance to size up the opposing pitcher
by facing him several times.
"And, curiously enough, when a pinch
hitter gets a regular place on a team
and plays the regulation length of 'time
day after day he isn't likely to pan out
at all as a hitter. He is very apt to fall
away down before three weeks have
passed."
Campaigning.
I doesn't undertake to say jes' what it's all
about,
But It's highly beneficial an' I hasn't any
doukY
Dat dlLs great an' glorious country would
have trouble foh to reach
Dis glorious greatness if somebody didn'
make a speech.
It seta my fit a machin' an' it makes my
heart rejoice
To hear some party celebrate de patriot of
its choice,
We Hoods, in order to conduct de business
of de Land,
Great heats of eonversation an' came music
by de band.
It's kind c' mystifytn', but to judge It by de
sous'
It's moa as abed as preaching' when camp
meetin' time comes 'noun'.
I listens very careful an' when all de shout-
in's throv.h
I goes an' volts de ticket, same as what I
always do, • • �'i
I'se feelin' mighty thankful to de men dat
comes alang
A pourin' out dein wisdom words so generous
an' so strong.
Of course dere matters mentioned dat I
doesn't understand,
But I like de conversation an' de music of
de band.
-Washington Star.
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He: First Composition.
A little sheet of paper white;
A little pen wherewith to write;
A little well of ink fresh filled—
A little more, perhaps, just spilled
Upon a litttic table -top.
A little blotter meant to blot
The little words 'that ought to slip
Adown the little pen's new tip.
A little wiper not for show—
For little pens get clogged, you know—
These little things each had a share
In little tasks to be done there,
But to a direful need was brought
A little head without a thought,
A little frown upon a face;
A little pucker out of place; 1 ,
A Iit'cle duty to be done . •
Before a record could be won..
A little yellow braid of hair
Just peeping o'er a little chair;
A little aching back is bent
Long ere the study hour is spent.
A little smile, a little tear,
A flushing cheek, a burning ear,
1 or little fingers never shirk
When little maids are hard at work.
A. little weary head bobs low;
A. little end of writing now.
A little page no longer white;
A little story still to write.
A little word scrawled there and here,
A little dream enfolds my dear.
A little picture is the rest—
A little maid on father's breast.
—Helen C. Balmer.
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Trying No Chances.
Edyth—"Mr. Wisewell seems to be
a cautious young man."
Mayme—"You bet he is. They say
he never kisses a girl without first
obtaining her written consent."
Repeat it:—"Shiloh's- Cure will
always cure my coughs and colds."
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Of Course.
Little Millie--Clranddad, what makes a
man .always give a woman a diamond en-
gagement ring?
Grandfather --Tire woman.
Kinard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
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Prevents Spontaneous Ignition,
The best preventive for spontaneous
ignition of coal, says Compressed Air
is a small cylinder containing compress-
ed carbon dioxide, fitted with a fuse
plug melting at 200 degrees F. A. cy-
linder 1 foot long and 3 inches in diame-
ter is sufficient to take care of eight
tens of coal,
The I LiihIe Point,
It was ah ati��fuiy old joke, but the
American thouglit•'it might cause his
:English friend to", generate a smile.
"Just Before I,, sailed for Liverpool,"
raid elle Ameiic ib "1 dreamed that 1'
was dead, and the heat woke me up."
"So?" rejoiired' the 1 nglishrnan, seri-
ously. "The weather must be beastly
hot in America," --Chicago News,
I was cured of Rheumatic Gout by
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Halifax. ANDREW ICING,
I was aimed of Acute Bronchitis by
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
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I was cured of Acute Rheumatism
by MYMINARD'S LINIMENT.
Markham, Ont, C. S. BILLING.
Not That Color.
Willie lostr iiis pet dog and was muoh
distressed. .He spent his time searching
for it, and so`often did he run into the
house crying; "Come quick, there's Fido!
I saw him!" %he family grew somewhat
dubious.
One day Willie rushed in more excited
than usual. "Mamma, mamma!" he
cried, "I've seen Tido! I've seen Fido!"
"Oh, no, I •guess not," replied the pa-
tient =there, "It must have been your
imagination."
Willie looked at her, much aggrieved.
"Well," he said, indignantly. "I guess.
my 'maginatioh isn't white behind."
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LONG WINDED PREACHERS.
Three Hours Once Considered a Fair
Average Allowance for a Sermon.
Dean Lefroy, who has expressed the
opinion that ten minutes is long enough
for a sermon, world have met with scant
sympathy , from some divines of past
centuries.
Thomas £eokfr :.considered.,three• ])..burs
a 'fair average allowance for a sermon,
though, on one occasion, when he was ill,
lie let 1318 congregation off more lightly.
Pausing'at the end of fifteen minutes, he
rested, a .while and then continued his
homily for two hours longer. Cranmer's
sermons were each a small book when
set up in type, and. Baxter, Knox, Bun-
yan and Calvin rarely reached "Lastly,
my brethren," under two hours.
George Herbert once said: "The par-
son exceeds not an hour in preaching,
because all ages have thought that a
competency"; but a certain rector of
Bilbury, Gloucestershire, was of an-
other opinion, for he never sat down
under two hours. The squire, we learn,
usually withdrew •after the text was
announced, smoked his pipe outside, and
returned for the blessing.—Westminster
Gazette.
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Loolcing. Ahead.
"I thought you had money enough for
your dash to elle pole."
"I have," replied the Arctic explorer.
"It's the expedition for my relief we're
asking funds for now"
Kinard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Rats in London's Tubes.
Rats, which have of late become a
great nuisance to the London tubes by
attacking the coverings of electric ca-
bles, have been driven from their haunts
by means of a virus which, when eaten
by rats or mice, causes them to be over-
come with a desire to get into the outer
air and to drink cold water. It is a cur-
ious and interesting fact that the rats
knew where the tube was nearest to the
surface as evidenced by the great num-
bers which found their way to the top
of the Trafalgar Square station. •
A curious inseet , has arrived from
Brazil at the South Kensington Museum
in London. It Is a beetle, At its head
gleams a red ruby lamp, and eleven
green lights glow forth from each side
of the little creature. These peculiari-
ties have earned the name of the "rail-
way beetle."
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England's Smallest Railway.
There still refrain in different parts of
this country a few quaint little railways
which have not yet been amalgamated or
bought by the larger corporations.
One of the most interesting you can
travel on is the Easingwold Railway, in
Yorkshire. This queer little public rail-
way has the distinction of being the
smallest in England. The Easingwold
Railway Company was formed on Aug.
23, 1887, with a capital of only £18,000,
this being the smallest capital of any
railway company in the kingdom. The
total length of the line is exactly two
miles and twenty-seven chains. The en-
tire stock eonsists of one locomotive and
two passenger carriages.—Tit-Bits.
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The Local Demand.
"We will give you some orators who
will fire your imaginations," said the
campaign worker.
"I dunno's I want any body's imagina-
tion fired," answered Farmer Corntossel.
"What we want is to get some of the
fellers that's holdin' office fired, so's to
give our friends a chance."—St. Louis
Republic.
Florida and The South
Via New York and Philadelphia are
reached by through trains from Suspen-
sion Bridge via the Lehigh Valley Rail-
road. For full particulars address R. S.
Lewis, 51 King street east, Toronto, Ont.
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Separation.
We had some words and separated, my
wife and I.
She went her way and I went mine.
She took the cars for the city.
There she lived amid the rush and
clash of trains, the whirl of trolley ears,
the shouts of impatient drivers and the
honk of speeding automobiles.
I went back to my lonely home,
dreary and desolate.
Did I think of her often?
Truly, did I.
Constantly her dear image rose before
me in broad daylight and in the darkest
night.
Time passed -
One day as evening drew on, restless
and disconsolate, I drove to the station.
Oh, joy!
There she was on the platform.
She dropped her packages and grabbed
rue round the neck.
She had been on a visit. -- Milton
Heathcote, 171 December Smart Set.
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Repeat
it:—"Shiloh's Cure will always
cure my coughs and colds."
A Family Matter.
One daffy as a minister was passing
down the street in Scranton where he
resided he was seen by some hangers on
at a public house which he was ap-
proaching, and one of the numer called
to him and said:
"We have a dispute here of some im-
portance, and would like you to decide.
It is in relation to the age of the devil,
Can you tell us how old he is?"
"Gentlemen," said the minister with
dignity, "you must keep your own fam-
ily records."—Philadelphia Record.
Panic in Africa.
First Chimpanzee—His license
hhn shoot only one of us.
Second Chimpanzee—I know
how many will he shoot before
the one?—New York Sun.
will let
it; but
he hits
s.®
Kinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
THE CAST OF A DIE.
Hopper—Marriage is a game of dice,
after all. Laura Lusher's husband
has left her and is boozing harder
than ever.
Sopper—I see your point. He shook
her for the drinks.
ISSUE NO. 49, 1905
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Johnny Couldn't Help It.
The teacher of one of the rooms in a
school in the suburbs had been training
her pupils in anticipation of a visit from
the school inspector. At last he came,
and the classes were called out to show
their attainments.
The arithmetic class was the first call-
ed, and in order to make a good impres-
sion the teacher put the first question
to Johnny ,Smith, the star pupil.
"Johnny, if coal is selling at £1 a ton,
and you pay the coal dealer £4, how
many tons of coal will he bring you?"
"Three," was the prompt reply from
Johnny.
The teacher, much embarrassed, said,
"Why, Johnny, that isn't right."
"Oh, I know it ain't, but they do it,
miss."—Tit-Bits.
The native purity and delicious
flavor of "Salada" Tea are preserved
by the use of sealed lead packets.
Never sold in bulk. It is richer, more
fragrant and stronger than other teas.
A Legal Point.
"It 'pears tew me," remarked the rural
philosopher, "that law air a heap sight
like a colt"
"How's that?" queried the hired man.
"Somebody has tew break it afore yew
kin tell whether it's enny good or scot,"
explained the old granger.—Ohieago
News.
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A Coming Financier.
"How is your boy getting along at
that business college?"
"Splendidly. When he sends me his
monthly statement of the debts he owes
it is drawn up in such an absolutely cor-
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without a murmur"
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"Now, don't deny it, Rose. You wore
my shoes."
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