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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1908-11-13, Page 6Tin' ro ESCAPE 8 1Gt1i'S DISEASE Look Well to Your Kidneys—Keep Them Healthy end Thus Avoid Incurable Diabetes and Bright's Disease. If you would avoid Bright', disease, take Dr. Hamilton's Pills at oa„1--no delay about their action, which ie swift and thorough. In every ease complete cure attends their use. Read the following symptom„ - they tell if your kidneys are sick or well— whether or no your require a medicine such as Dr. Hamilton's Pills: WATCH YOUR WATER! Does it smell bad? It is red, bloody? Painful and too frequent? Does it drip? Discolor the linen? After standing 24 hours, if the urine is cloudy, highly colored, stringy, contains sediment like brickdust, then YOUR KIDNEYS ARE DISEASED. To protect your system agir:tst the further inroads of kidney compia.ne'fey on Dr. Ilamilton's Pills. They give in• stant relief to the backache, those drag- ging sensations, desire to urinate too often or too seldom. You'll feel invigor ated and braced, your appetiis wit im- prove, sleep will be restful. No rncdieine on earth will do you more ?astllg good. Price 25e per box, or five boxes for Si, at all dealers. Futile. Hamlet had finished his soliloquy, and the curious bystanders were waiting to see what he would do next. "No," they said, at last, "he isn't go- ing to do it. He talks eloquently about committing suicide, but he lacks the sand. Nothing doing." Thus it appears that the original Ham. lett, like all his subsequent imitators, was merely talking for effect. _a, HE DID ONLY HIS DUTY. But Still Some of the Automobile Tourists Might Have Got Lost. The Glidden trail up Main streea in Saco was lost on Monday because of the agility displayed by Charles Schofield, head pusher of the refuse department. Ile is employed in picking' up paper, slicks and rubbish that collect on Main street. He looks after this branch 'of work with sue?' faithfulness that a piece of paper larger than a postage stamp cannot be found along the principal thor- oughfare. On Monday morning when the advance guard of the Glidden auto tourists passed through Saco they left a trail of con- fetti. This was for the benefit of those who followed. The city man saw the streak of paper bits ou the pavement and immediately got busy. "Confound the scamps who dumped this rubbish!" he muttered as he worked. "If I knew who the culprit was I would notify City Marshal Wiggin" He had destroyed a good part of the white trail on the pavement when some one tumbled to what he was doing. About this time the tall marshal came along and said: "Mr. Man, you will confer a favor upon the Glidden tourists who are touring 1,000 miles in competi- tion for the Glidden and Howard trophies in the 1908 tour of the American Auto- mobile Association if you in your capac- ity of rubbish gatherer would allow the paper to remain where it has been depos- ited until the last automobile has pro- ceeded through this municipality. I hope that you will have no supersensitiveness regarding this request, for it is essential that this trail remain lest the automo- biles might make a detour about this city and eventually become lost in an- thropomorphoe ability." "I'm only doing my duty," responded Mr. Schofield.—Biddeford Record. o.s Test of Endurance. At the close of his speech the cam- paign spellbinder stepped down from the platform and grasped one of his hearers cordially by the hand. "I don't know who you are, my friend," he said, "but it's evident that you take a deep interest in the issues of this election. I have seen you at ev- ery political meeting that I have ad- dressed since the campaign opened." "Yes, sir," answered the haggard citi- zen to whom he had spoken, "and I ex- pect to hear every speech you snake till the campaign closes, if it kills me. I'm doing it on a bet." You can make richer, more fragrant, more delicious tea if you use "Salado." One teaspoonful makes two cups. Use absolutely boiling water. Steep five minutes. Asking Too Much. I believe there's a story told of Mark Twain that in youthful days, being sent out by his mother to weed a certain flower bed, and finding more weeds than flowers, he came baek ,and asked if he ° ''iriight'not "flower the weed bed." Our little Alfred probably has as great an aversion to work as had the youthful Clemens. Admonished to pull some rather large weeds in the back yard, after a faint-hearted lift at one of them, he shouted: "Mamma. how do you think I'm going to pull these weeds when the whole world is hitched onto them?"—Woman's Home Companion. Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. Not a Great Golfer. John D. Rockefeller, conversing amia- bly with a reporter, drove home a re- mark on inefficiency with a gold story. "There was a man," he said. "who had no success at golf at all. The more he played, it seemed, the poorer he became. One day his work was particularly bad. " 'Dear, dear," he said to his caddy, as ba looked ruefully at a deep hole in the turf that he had just made with his iron; `dear, dear, there can't be worse players than myself.' "'Well, said the caddy, reflectively, `maybe there's worse players, but they don't play.' "—Washington Star. A skeptic is a man who always puts Minard's Liniment Co., Limited: Gentlemen,—I have used MINARD'S LINIMENT on my vessel and in my fam- ily for years, and for the every day ills and accidents of life I consider it hag no equal. I would not start on a voyage with- out it, if it cost a dollar a bottle. CAPT. F. R. DESJARDIN, Schr. "Strokes`," St. Andre, Kamouraska. mucilage on the back of a postage stamp. Mrs. (tell entic MCKlerttaN. ISSUE NO. 46,, 1908 CORNsCU RED N2 You can painlessly remove any corn4H,4> eit..ei' hard, soft or bleeding, by applying Putasam's Corn Extractor. It never burns, leaves no scar, contains no acids; is harmless because composed 1 only of healing bums and balms, Fifty years in usc.oue guaranteed. Sold by all druggists figra PUTNAM'S PAINLESS CORN EXT:RACTOR-_„ ICTIOTHER AND DAUGHTER PRAISING IPE -RU -NA. MRS. GERTRUDE M'IilERNAN, 216 Neosho street, Emporia, E as., writes: "I suffered very much with a severe cold in the head, and was always com- plaining of feeling tired and drowsy. When my mother suggested and in- sisted on my taking a few bottles of Peruna, I did so, and in a short time I felt like a new person, My mother praises it very highly, and so do I." Confidence in Pe-ru-na. Mrs. M. F. Jones, Burning Springs, Ky., writes: "We have been using Peruna for some time and have no hesitancy in recom- mending it for the thousand and one ailments of humanity. "From a personal test I shall not hesi- tate to recommend it, especially to all suffering women. "Peruna has gained full confidence and a permanent stay in our home." A. Great Tonic. The Wrong Name. A prosperous young Canadian farmer was deeply disgusted some time ago with a girl from the city, who gushed in an irritating fashion over everything she saw. She called the pigs "the cutest things," and her favorite colt "a perfect dear," but almost brought on a brain- storm when she regarded a field of bar- ley and exclaimed with enthusiasm: "It must be lovely to have so much fancy grass1 "—Canar'-iar Courier. In the Vortex. The noises now increase; The hours of sleep diminish; But soon the woe will cease— This is the whirlwind finish. To revenge oneself is never a mark of greatness. MANY SMUGGLED DIAMONDS. Once They Are Stolen at the Mines They Are hard to Track. Although the weight of diamonds and precious t; tone imported into the United States is never given in the official re- ports, yet some information on the sub- ject is now being prepared by dealers in the Maiden lane clisitict.: It was said some time ago by an officer of the Dia- mond Importers and Cutters' association that the gems smuggled into this country are worth as much as those that come through lawful channels. By keeping careful records of weight as well as val- ues, it is suggested, something will be learned as to the smuggling operations. A clandestine traffic in the De Beers gems is known to take place, although a most elaborate system has been devised to prevent thefts from the mines and the works, in compounds under strict supervision. Some months ago an inspec- tor at the works committed suicide after it was learned that he had been trading in diamonds with an unlicensed broker. More recently the finding of diamonds on Guano Island, off the African coast, caused much excitement. it being herald- ed at first as the discovery of new mines containing stones of quality equal to the best of the De Beers mines. In- vestigations showed that the stones on Treasure Island, 'as it was then, called, had been taken from the De Beers works and buried in the island, awaiting the time when they could be safely taken away by the thieves, who try to smuggle their treasure into various countries. The smuggling of stones coming from this underground traffic is one of the elements which add to the difficulties of the customs officials. Mrs. Anna Linder, R. R. 5, Dassell, Minn., writes: "I took Peruna and am well. I would not be without that great tonic for ten times its cost." Rest for the Weary Scribbler. It is not at all surprising that a col- ony of newspaper farmers is being found- ed in Colorado. The proposition is preg- nant with possibilities. To get away from the rush and; the' roar, the heat and the smell of ! the, lees paper. shop is the ultimate, and erowning ambition of most men who live by their pens. That news- paper colony provides a long -felt want. It will offer opportunities for the jaded chronicler of happenings to get close to nature. Of course, the average news- paper man doesn't know whether you sow grapes in the fall or trim potato bushes in the spring. But he can learn. Hail, the newspaper farming community! Let us beat our pens into pruning hooks and our stereotype plates into plough shares. Hoe for the simple life!—Kansas City Journal. Free 2 andsolln Fur Scarf. This beautiful Fur Scarf made of rich black for is OVEI3 44 INC`.k'iES LONG. It is cut in latest up- to-dato fashion, and mado from specially selected skins, with four fall -furred black marten tails and neck chain and fastener. 'Very dressy and stylish, equal in appearance to the more expensive furs. To quickly introduce and advertise our Groat Family Re- medy, Dr. Maturin's vegetable Pills (the greatest remedy known for the our* of weak and impure blood, indigestion, rheumatism, constipation, nervous diseases, kidney and liver troubles, catarrh and all female weaknesses, a builder and system renovator), we desire a few honest agents in each locality to receive our fine furs. floo'tSencl Any Money—We Trust You. Just send us your name and address and agree to sell 10 boxes of our Pills at 26c. is box and we will send them to you post paid. Leery customer .who buys from you a box of Tills receives a handeomo piece of Jewellery which you give. This helps to make your sales quickly. when all sold send as the money received, 82.60, and we will send you without delay ono of our Fur Scarfs. Guaranteed a perfect and reliable Scarf. Address THE 113111. MATURE! ME531C5NIE CO.. Dr rT. 101 TOB.ONTO, ONT. *rete/ It e*: 5?4i'er•v ole E FAVORITES "Silent as that Sphinx!" THE MOST PERFECT 1 ATC 1' ES YOU EVER STRUCK Always, everywhere in Canada, ask for Eddy's Matches Juvenile Definitions. Marlyn Arbuckle always arouses the loyalty of his young friends in the audi- ence when he sadly murmurs in the last act of "The Round Up" "Nobody loves a fat man." Her' a few childish wisdom pearls Mr. Arbuckle has gathered front his little adorers: "Dust—Mud with the juice squeezed out of it." "Snoring—Letting off sleep." "Apples—The bubbles that apple trees blow." "Backbiter—A mosquito." "Fan—A thing to brush the warm off with." "Ioe—Water that went to sleep in the cold."—Youth's Magazine. '4r`¢Fa,. -�, atiiiw,n'.4., k a.6'„ak ,a »'. ,;,r Chewing Tobacco On the Same Terms. Diner (who he,s run up a heavy bill)— You are manager here, elf? Well, six months ago I dined here, and, unfortun- ately, being unable to pay my you kicked. kicked me downstairs! The Manager -Very sorry, indeed, sir, but business, you know—er—I had to— er— Diner—Oh, that's all right, old chap— but might I trouble you again?—London Weekly Telegram. Cause of Stammering. "Stammering is often more the result of habit than from any defect of the vocal organs,” says Prof. B. L. Pavyer. "It is generally, if not alsvays, caused by a spasm of the larynx, resulting from nervous contraction of the organs, thus refusing to permit a proper flow of the air current producing tone. People rarely or never stammer when singing, for then the attention is divided between words and music, the nervousness is' momentar- ily forgotten and the passage of the air current through the larynx is continuous and unobstructed. • "Stammering very often is the result of imitation, sometimes intentional, sometimes unconscious, and the afflic- tion fflicttion is much more generalthan might be hupposed. In one comporatively small section of the city there are thirty-five stammerers, and every one of them is able to demonstrate to his own satis- faction not only that he does not stam- mer very badly but that some other person lie knows sta,uimcrs a great deal worse than himself. Every stammerer is intensely sensitive'n;bout his infirmity, rarely forgives and never does forget any allusion to it which in his mind savors of ridicule," --St. Louis Globe -Democrat, In no modern mechanical devices is inventive skill displayed to a greater degree than in the Underwood Book- keeping Typewriters. They are an im- portant factor in reducing the operating expenses of the office. UNITED TYPEWRITER CO., Ltd. Adelaide St. East - TORONTO Women Stricken With Worry It is impossible of women not to worry, but whether they worry or not, it is every wo- man's duty to herself and fam- ily to save her strength and bui'd up her system to meet meet any usual demands. To prevent nervous break- down the blood must be kept pure and nutritious. No medicine is so beneficial as Ferrozone, which acts on the blood, the nerves the stom- ach and all other organs that need strength. [[R N-[ A WOMAN'S MEDICINE! No other medicine for the weakness, pains, discomforts and ills from which women suf- fer can possibly give more permanent re- sults than Ferrozone. It acts like a charm. Sold by all dealers. Goc per box, or six for 32.50. Was Supplied Without Delay. Spurred on by newspaper taunts, possibly, a pinyin-ctothes man of the Atlanta pollee set out one day to detect violations of the Georgia Prohibition law. On Decatur street he met an old negro whose appearance he considered ",.urns:ons." "Say, uncle," ae whispered with a wink, "do you know whore I can get some whis- kev Y' I spec' maybe I kin gat yet some of yet gin me de money," replied the suspected one. "Well, here is a 32 bill." said the platn- olothes man. "I'51 wait in the alley here. Now hurry back." "Yessah, boss, of saris jos 'hol' dis box teoes fmpoliceman bad box uvderhis arm before knew while the darky shambled off down the street, turning the first corner, Thinking he was on a warm trail and would soon have an important prisoner and witness "with the goods on," the sleuth waited in patience. An hour want by. He was getting tired. Two hours. Still no sign of the messenger. Weary and discouraged, be returned to the Police station. dernhisSarm and deckled he it haveha look. The box contained carefully wrapped a full quart bottle of corn whiskey —Every- body's Magazine. Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. Giving Them Their Choice. "Maria, where do you And the girls want to spend. the winter?" "We have been thinking we should like to go to the Bermudas, John." "Well, you can have your choice be- tween the Bermudas and the farm out on the Fox River; but I' may as well tell you that there won't be any money to pay for a trip to the Bermudas." Suiting Meat to the Season. Prof. Barrell Wendell, of Harvard, was laughing the other day at the British censor's refusal to allow the "Aedipus Rex" of Saphocles to be performed in London. "Censors," said the noted teacher and critic, "are always like that. Why, there was a censor once in Rome—" He smiled. "This censor licensed a play called `Widows and Septuagenarians.' The sec- ond act. of the play took place in a res- taurant. It opened with the words:. " "Waiter, a beefsteak.' "Well, to this speech the censor ap- pended the following marginal note: "'When the piece is performed during Lent the actor instead of calling for a beefsteak will order an omelet or fish." —From the Washington Star. Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in cows. His Marital Trouble. "Oa what ground," asked the lawyer, "does your wife want a divorce? Incom- patibility?" "Something of that sort, I reckon," answered the man. "My income isn't compatible with her ideas of comfort." Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Respectully Declined. Uncle Zebulon was on a visit to his nephew in +Le big city and the two had gone to a restatiraut for dinner. They had given their order and were waiting for it to be filled when tate younger man, who had been glancing at a paper that lay on the table, said: "By the way, uncle, did you ever have cerebro -spinal meningitis?" "No," replied Uncle Zebulon, after a few moments' mental struggle with the question, "and I don't want any. I'd rather have fried liver and bacon any day."—Philadelphia Ledger. PILS CURED AT HOME BY NEW ADSORPTION METHOD Still Unconvinced. , "So you cling to that ehildiath super- stition about thirteen being u±ilu.eky'," said one traveller. "Yes," answered the other. "Can't get away from it." "But see how completely it is dis- proved. This glorious country started with thirteen colonies." "Very true. But I am an Englishman" --Washington Poet. If you suffer from bleeding, itching, blind or protruding Piles, send ane your address, and I will tell you how to cure yourself at home by the new absorption treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, with references from your own locality if requested. Immediate relief and per- manent cure assured. Send no money, but tell others of this offer. Write to- day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box P. 8, Windsor, Ont. Work on the Campanile. The base and exactly half the tower of the Campanile of Venice have just been reconstructed. The height of the Campanile is now 49 1-2 meters. Next month the tower will be raised 5.58 meters higher, and then the "cella cam- panaria," or that part of -the tower where the bells are hung, will be com- menced. More, than another year will pass before the entire Campanile is re- constructed. emmammeizmasorsormassoss THiS ELEGANT STEM WINDING IS A BEAUTY CAN'T . BE TOLD 1,11011 COLD THE CHEAP. EST AND BEST EVER OFFEEED Wild be sent, postage paid, on receipt of 34.9i, postal note or express order, or for 500 extra will be sent by express on ap- proval, C. G. D. If not satisfied money refunded. Write address .plainly. Address DOMINION NOVELTY CO WOODST©CNC, - • ONT.