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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1908-10-23, Page 6WES CURE TO ZAK-BUK eylaixzeaat 1fl riager's Telling Teetdanony. lr. D. R. Gourley, advertising mana- for the well-known piano- firm of urlary, 'Winter. & Leeming, Toronto d Winnipeg' is amongst the prominent n and woiuen who testify to 'Lam- lc's great ettrative power. Re writes the company -.as follows: `Gentlemext,--+-•I htcve pleasure in stat - that upon the recommendation of a alive I purchased a box of your rem- (Zam-Buk), and by a few applica- ns entirely cured a very severe sprain the back. While not given to indis- inate use of, or belief ix, patent dieines, I can conscientiously recom- nd Zam-Bi*. "Sincerely yours, "(Signed) D. It. Gourley." at is just where Zam-Buk proves its periority! It is treated by men and men who have triad it, as altogether erent to ordinary preparations.. Doe- rs, hospital nurses, trainers, matrons convalescent homes—all give Zam- a good word; and better still they e it. Zam-Duk is as good for musen- ✓ stiffness, sprains, rheumatism and atlas, as it is for skin troubles. ockey players and athletes in general it invaluable. For eruptions, pus - des, scalp sores, iteh, eczema, ulcers, Is, abscesses, blood poison, cuts burns, wises, and abrasions, it is a elpeedy re. Takes the soreness out of wounds most instantly, and kills all disease rms, thus preventing festering and in- animation. All druggists and stores 11 at 50e. a box, or post free from the -Buk Co., Toronto, for price. 6 boxes ✓ $2.50. Send le. stamp for trial box. China Has Few Trees. Frank N. Meyer, the scientific ex- orer for the Government, in his cent penetration of China, saw farms at had been under irrigation since efore Columbus discovered America. o the credit of the pagan priests, e it said, all forms of plant and tree owth were cherished and encourag- d around the temples. The priests ave Meyer what information they ould. The extent to which forest evastation has gone ii China, says he Outing Magazine, can be inferred rom the fact that the Chinese have ooted and grubbed out every vestige f tree growth the size of your finger bove the graves of their revered an- :estors. • It Was All Within. A practical joker carried an onion in s pocket to the depot when bidding rewell to a young lady, and took a rte now and then to induce tears. Be - ore the train departed he had eaten he entire onion. The young lady, per- eiving the situation, remarked: "Ah, ou have swallowed your grief!"—Har- *r's Weekly. Of what value is your opinion of teas if you have not tried "Salads"? VEXING. "Pa, they say the rain falls alike on the just and unjust. don't they? "Yes, yes. Don't ask silly questions. "And it isn't just to steal another man's umbrella, is it? "Certinly not! If you ask any more "But. pa, the rain doesn't fall on the man that steals the'umbrella, and it does on the man who has his stolen. Funny, ain't it, pa?" Repeat it:—" Shiloh's Cure will al- ways cure my coughs and colds." Lost Her Chance. Matrimonial troubles were under dis- cussion. The eldest son of a rich manu- facturer remarked: "I hold that the cor- rect thing for a husband is to begin as he intends to go on. Say that the ques- tion was one of smoking. Almost imme- dialx.ly I would show my intentions by lighting a cigar and settling the ques- tion forever." 'And I would knock the thing out of your mouth," cried the im- • perious beauty of the group. "Do you know," rejoined the young man, "I don't think you would be there."—Chicago ?News. Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff, m � Nearness. "What is this `near' beer they are talking about in Georgia?" "Don't know. But it's something that indicates a ecuulition of 'near' prohibi- tion." ----Philadelphia Ledger. • Where ignorance is bliss a lot of peo- ple are extremely happy, FRUIT CROPS. Weather conditions have been fairly favorable for plums, peaches and grapes, but not for pears• and winter apples. Apples—Early and fall fruit nearly all harvested. Winter fruit ripening pre- maturely and dropping, reducing the •crop already below medium, Pears are ripening rapidly, and are of good quality. Exports to Great Britain larger than usual. Peaches—All harvested but a few late varieties. Prices have been below the average. Plums—Nearly all harvested except in northern diatricts. Grapes—A full crop of excellent quali- ty. Prices lower than for several years. Tomatoes—Have ripened too rapidly for the canning factories, but are of ex- cellent quality. Cranberries—A good crop. There is a demand for the Canadian berries in the United States. Insects and fungous diseases have de- veloped slightly this month. Pink rot has developed to a serious extent. Winter apples in the United States have depreciated in quantity and qual- ity, Prices for Canadian pears and apples in Great Britain have been good and shipments larger than usual. J. A. Ruddick, Dairy and Cold Storage Commissioner. A. McNeill, Chief Fruit division. lie Survived. During a snowstorm in the Highlands the express was held up for an hour or two. The guard, a cheery Scot, with a pawky humor, passed along the car- riages trying to cheer up the passen- gers. An old gentleman angrily com- plained that if the train didn't go on he would "die of the cold." "Tak my advice and na'dae that," replied the guard. "Mind you, we charge a shillin' a mile for corpses."—Lowlen News. e s MOTHERS FEEL SAFE. Mothers who have used Baby's Own Tablets for their little ones say they feel safe with the Tablets at hand, for they are a never failing cure for all the minor ills of babyhood and childhood. Mrs. Urias Creasman, New Hamburg, Ont., says: "I have used Baby's Own Tablets for stom- ach trouble and constipation, with marked success. I always feel that my little one is safe when I have a box of the Tablets in the house." Baby's Own Tablets are said under the guaran- tee of a Government analyst to contain neither opiates nor other poisonous drugs. They always do good—they can't possibly do harm. For sale at druggists or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. "a 0A Horse Sense. A certain man living in a New Eng- land village lost a horse one day, .and, failing to find him, went down to the public square and offered a reward of $5 to whoever would bring him back. A half-witted fellow who heard the offer volunteered to discover the whereabouts of the horse, and, sure enough, he re- turned in half an hour; leading him by his bridle. The owner was surprised at the ease with which this huff -witted friend had found the beast, and on pass- ing the $5 to him, he asked: "Tell me, how did you find the horse?" To which the other made answer: "Wall, I thought to myself, where would 1 go if I was a hogs; and 1 went there, and he had."—Kansas City Star. -e-r� Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. Widely Travelled. The skyscraper had at last reached the limit. "You are quite a traveller, I hear," re - :narked the man who lived on the ninety- sixth floor of the Skyhy hotel. "Yes," replied the man who lived. on the one hundred and thirty-sixth floor, "Though less than 40 years old, I have already visited every floor in this build- ing."—Kansas City Times. Repeat it:—"Shiloh's Cure will always cure my coughs and colds." Dublin Street Children. The street children must surely be to our visitors the most surprising of all our institutions. In ready wit and in bright good humor, in an unquenrh,able spirit of playfulness, with the mots dili- gent and painstaxing attention to busi- nr .es, reinforced by the most surprising art of coaxing, these barefooted citizens give us a day -long comedy. Sometimes they seem to embody and symbolize a.11 Ireland, its gay poverty :Inti its good humor in depressing circu:n- stnnees..--Pram the Freeman's Journal. THE FAVORITE/8 9 NT •(/E T " Silent es the Sphinx m " • o e -le THE NOS'T PLI FECT MATCHES YOU EVER STRUCk Always, everywhere in Canada, ask for Eddy's Matches DR. HUNT'S BUST DEVELOPER Will develop your bust Tren sum re three inches in a very short time, ABSOLUTELY IiAI%MLESS, Price $1.00, express prepaid, The Edward's Medicine Company, 611 Bathurst Street, Toronto, Ont. The Great Trouble. "What we need to beat the corpora- tions," said the reformer, "is strong, brainy men who can be depended upon in every emergency.' "Yes," answered Senator Sorgghum, "but every time such a man is discov- ered some corporation is sure to want him on its pay roll at a fabulous salary." —Washington Star. Buy a of Rab € ilt" A "Rebuilt" is a typewriter made over again; every worn part replaced. It is as flood as new, and the cost is small. Write as about it. UNITED TYPEWRITER CO. TORONTO Love's Laws. Be sure you're right, then lose your head. A ring on the hand is worth two at the door. A fool and his money are soon mar- ried. A little debutante is a dangerous thing. Proposals make cowards of us all. There's no fool like a bold fool. The longest way round is the sweetest way home. One good kiss deserves another. 'Tis love that makes the man come round. Kisses speak louder than words. He loves best whose love lasts. People who live in glass houses shouldn't hold. hands. The woman who deliberates is won. Where there's a will there's a wed- ding.—Carolyn Wells in Broadway Maga- zine. I was cured of severe burns by MIN- ARD'S LINIMENT. R. F. 1 f1 iWSON. Oxford, N. S. I was cured of a terrible sprain by MINARD'S LINIMENT. FRED COULSON, Yarmouth, N. S. Y. A. A. C. I was cured of Black Erysipelas by MINARD'S LINIMENT. Inglesville. J. W. RUGGLES. Druggist Who Missed His Calling. "I inclose an order recently handed to a local chemist," says a correspon- dent. "After some thought, he supplied the article required, whish was 'ipeca- cuanha wine.' I think this beats anything you have yet published." The order, in- cicsed, is in its entirety as follows: E. P. QY. That chemist, is a Sherlock Holmes manque—London Newts, Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere. Tommy's Tact. There was a slight commotion under the sofa. The pretty girl and her fiancee peeped under, and were startled to see Brother Tommy's toes protruding. "You, Tommy," said his sister with much emphasis, "what are you doing under there—watching us?" "Naw," grumbled Tommy, "I ain't watching you." "Then what are you doing?" "Why, I'm playing that 1 am mending an automobile --that's what."-- Chicago News. Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc. fforthwestern Wyoming. 'When I was Governor of Tennessee," said Senator Bob Taylor,• of Tennessee, "1 received a letter from an inmate of the State penitentiary of Missouri. 'ley dear cousin,' it ran, 'it aiet fitting fer one :iv yore kinfolks to be in the pen, end 1 wish•t youd git ire out of you kin.' It was signed `Bob Taylor,' which look - e•1 as if the writer ought to be mighty ('lose kin, • "I sent it to the Governor of Missouri with the following indorsement: 'I wish, is you can conscientiously do so, that you wcald turn the fellow, loose, and if ever day of your relatives get in the f noeee penitentiary I'll return the Never.' 1 heard Teem" concluded the Senator "that lob had ;aired his 'freedombut , whether throe:gh' any efforts I have nev- c,,, learned. And he hssn't thanked me yet." ---From the Washington Herald. should ncaer give up hope," re- marked the. Wise (guy. "No, even the I married. man has a fighting chance," sniekercd the `Sim;rlr ling. ISSUE. NO. 43, 1908 HELP WANTED—FEMALE. NVANTED—LADIES TO DO PI ATN AND light sewing at home, whole or spare time, good pay; work sent any distance, charges prepaid; send stamp for full particu- lars. NATIONAL MANUFACTURING COM- PANY, Montreal. Spike Mackerel on Maine Coast. No little interest was aroused among the fishermen at Portland on Wednes- day when the herring catchers brought in goodly quantities of so-called spike mackerel, which are said to be the first caught along the coast for some few years. The spike mackerel are smaller than the tinkers, which are moat desirable for packing purposes. The smaller fish is claimed to be the most preferred for ta- ble nae. The small fish have been found into the small baye and inlets of the lower bay, and this also is considered strange.—Lewiston JournaL Repeat it: —"Shiloh's Cure will always cure my coughs and colds." Elephant. The large and awkward elephant Is not a beast of prey; At least he never goes to church On Sundays anyway. He never is a household pet, And never sweetly sings; The ladies cannot trim their hats With feathers from his wings. The milkman cannot milk him, and He never lays an egg; To keep him in his place yon have To hitch him to a peg. He is of little use to man, His charms are very few; But if he was unknown what would The poor cartoonists do? —Chicago Record- Herald. 0 • • PILES CURED AT HOME BY NEW ABSORPTION METHOD If you suffer from bleeding, itching, blind or protruding Piles, send inc your address, and I will tell you how to cure yourself at home by the new absorption treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, with references from your own locality if requested. Immediate relief and per; manent cure assured. Send no money, but tell others of this offer. Write to- day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box P. 8, %Vindsor, Ont, YIELDS OF MILK. In one British Columbia Cow Testing Association last month the average yield of one herd of 10 cows was 1,143 pounds milk, 39.2 pounds fat each. Another herd of eight cows gave an average of only 568 pounds milk, 20.5 pounds fat, or only a fraction over half as much. The ..ighest individual yield from any single cow was 1,580 pounds milk, test- ing 3.4; the lowest yield in this herd was 200 pounds milk, testing 5.2. One herd of cows had an average pro- duction of 1,034 pounds milk each, test- ing 3.3. The lowest yield in this herd was 485 pounds milk, testing 3.5. In 13 out of 19 herds were es•veral in- dividual cows giving 1,000 to 1,590 pounds of milk each in the month. Several cows, gave less than 400 pounds of milk each. -.ee general average production of all the 260 cows recorded in this association was 812 pounds of milk, 3.5 test, 28.7 pounds fat. This last statement, it will be observ- ed, completely obscures the individual extremes noted above. Although a good average and one full of encouragement to dairymen, it is manifestly only valu- able in so far as it is typical of general results in 19 herds. The shrewd dairyman goes much fur- ther. He inquires into and ascertains the ability and performance of each in- dividual cow in the herd for the whole year; then he uses the inforivation gain- ed, and retains in the stable only such COWS as attains an economical and pro. fitable standard of production. C. F. B. Poor Material for British Army. If there be any doubt that physical deterioration in the submerged classes is more serious than it used to be the report of the Army Bedical Department pins one down 'between that opinion and the conclusion that the army is recruit. ed from a lower social stratum. "Aver. age British recruits," the report states, "are not only the youatgest but in the poorest physical condition of those in ams civilised army. They cannot stand work which did not injure well fed con- scripts of twenty years of age; still less can they face exercises which would clo harm to robust men" They are in fact from want of food and from the cigarette habit such miserable specimens of humanity that it takes two years to make ,nen of thein. The report confirms what we said the other clay, to the ef- feet that •a British. army is painfully produced from the army of the British unemployed; as many as 05 per rent of see pte(1 recruits arc hopeless "out of works." There is a good Ileal amiss• with the conditions that melee these degener- ates and the report gives one to thins; furioesly; but the larger question rais- ed by it is whether nay amount of learning and !ficin^tine ran produce nae ' fiedei't ermy out of swab material.— 'From Pall dull (1c:;ritte. CORN' 4r CURED You can painlessly remove anyq2corne idler bard, soft or bleeding, by applying Yutnam's Cora Extractor. It never burns, leaves no soar, contains no acids; is harmless because composed only of healing guars and balms. Fifty years in use. Cure guaranteed, Sold by all druggists 20e. bottles. Refuse substitutes. PUTN/AM'S PAINLESS CORN EXTRACTOR , Our Own Minstrels. Bones—Mista.h Walkah, kin yo' tell me de diff'unee 'tween a man pilin' up de goods in a 'lectrio light faet'ry an' a p'litical, campaign boss wot-cairt't git no cont'butions to de campaign fund?" Interlocutor—I couldn't guess that in a million years, George. What is the difference between a man pilix g up the goods in an electric light factory and a political manager who is unable to ob twin contributions to the campaign fund? Bogies—De one stacks de lamps and de udda'h lacks de stamps. Interlocutor—Ladies and gentlemen, the renowned Tyrolese warbler, Prof. Tatter de Mallon, will now sing the soul- ful and pathetic baled entitled, "I Could, Love Hun Like a House Afire, if He Wasn't Knock Kneed." It 144 Lr Remark- able for richness and pleasing flavor. The big black plug chewing tobacco. 2267 ate Hard Work "Scalping." They say we are having a creeping bull market. The brokers who are waiting for busi- ness to start up call it Sitting Bull mar- ket.—Boston News Bureau. The Heiress Abroad. "On your trip abroad did you see any wonderful old ruins?" he asked. "Yes," she replied archly, and "and guess what?" "Well?" "One of them wanted to marry me."—Harper's Weekly. 4 Hit and Home Run. Maud—I suppose you made a ,hit with that big red hat in the country. Belle—Hite I should say so. It struck tb.e bull's eye the very first time I wore it,—Boston Transcript. You won't tell your family doctor the whole story about your private illness — you are too modest. You need not be afraid to tell Mrs. Pink - ham, at Lynn, Mass., the things you could not explain to the doctor. Your letter will be held in the strictest con- fidence. From her vast correspond- ence with sick women during the past thirty years she may have gained the very knowledge that will heli your case. Such letters as the fol- lowing, from grateful women, es- tablish beyond a doubt the power of LYDIA EP! ``,`, K i . ;'l ` ' VEOETA LE COMPOUND to conquer all female diseases. Mrs. Frank Emsley Lindsay, Ontario, writes to Mrs. 1E''inkham: " When I wrote to you some time ago, I was a very sick woman suffering from female troubles. I had inflamma- tion of the feminine organs and could not stand or walk any distance. At last I was confined to my bed and the doctor said•°I would have to go through en operation, but this 1 refused to do. "A friend advised Lydia E. Pinleham'e Vegetable Compound. After using three bottles of it, I feel like a new woman. " I most heartily recommend Lydia E. Pinicham's Vegetable Componnd to all cvonaenwbosuffer with femaler t oubles." FACTS FOR MN N. For 'thirty years Lydia E. Pink - ham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and. herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of womenwho have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera- tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, baeltache, that bear- ing°-downfeeling, flatulency,indI es; tion, di2ziness,orner'voft5 prostration,