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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1908-02-14, Page 2Shiloh's Cure Cures Coughs and Colds QUICKLY Use Shiloh's Cure for the worst cold, the sharpest cough —try it on a guar- antee of your money back if it doesn't actually CURE quicker than anything you ever tried. Safe to take,—nothing in it to hurt even a baby. 34 years of success commend Shiloh's Cure - 25c. 50c., $1. 316 Witty Lord Longford. One of the wittiest of our peers is Lord Longford, and he has also earned the reputation of being one of the worst dressed, in spite of the fact that for twenty years he has been in the Second Life Guards. The story goes that a friend once met him in Ireland garbed in a pair of con- tinuations which were not on speaking terms with his boots, and chaffed him mercilessly about the "lucid interval" that occurred between them. But "Tom- my," as Lord Longford is known to his intimates, in no wise disconcerted, bland- ly explained that it was really a matter of high politics. "You see, my dear fellow, the breeches melte made by a tailor who is a rampant Orangeman, while the boots are the achievement of a Fenlan cobbler, so how can you expect 'em to meet ?"—London Tit-bl ts. Useful Soldering Fluid. A soldering fluid, which has proved very useful in certain railway shops, is made, says the Street Railway Journal, by killing two quarts of hydrochloric acid with all the zinc it will take up. Then to the acid a quart of water is added, or it may have to he added before the zinc will fully dissolve. A quart of glycerine, which has previously been mix- ed with a quart of alcohol, is then added to the solution. This fluid is used for all kinds of soldering, and has been found especially desirable with greasy or dirty connections, as well as for soldering iron. It is claimed that the glycerine prevents ail rust, which plays havoc when many soldering fluids containing hydrochloric acid are used. EE Send us your name and addtw,a l er 19. pieces of 7rneli y to rell : 10 cents each. when sold. vend us the $I -no and ,rr will send you these TWO SOLID GOLD \otry., you with tho Jewelry e,' d sell iscvd I rel Ie:nr•-repaid. S.: nI us your name and audevesnow . ?4,1vto t.. ti r Foolish Boy. A small boy, who was dressing by the fire, called to his mother in another room: "Which foot shall I put this stock- ing on?" Without stopping her work, she told,ltint to put it on the right foot. In a few minutes he interrupted her again. "What do you want now?" she asked. "I want to know which foot the other stocking goes on."—Chicago News. 0 0 Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. Dictionary Fun. "Rob," said Tom, by way of the Buy Bee, "which is the most dangerous word to pronounce in the English language?" "It's stumbled," said Tom, "because you are sure to get a tumble between the first and last letters." "Good!" said Bob. "Which is the long- est English. word?" "Valetudinarianism," said Toni, promptly. "No, it's smiles, because th<ere's a whole mile between the first and last letters." "Oh, that's nothing," said Toni. "I know a word that has over three miles between its beginning and ending." "What's that?" asked Rob faintly. "Beleaguered," said Tom, ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT Removes all hard, soft and calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavin, curbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, stifles, sprains, sore and swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warranted the most wonderful Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by drag. gists. Easy to Send Telegraphs. When a, traveler in the Grand lluehy of Baden wishes to send a telegram while be is on the train, be writes the message on a poet card, with the request that -it be wired, puts on a stamp and drops it into the train letter box. At the next station the box is cleared and the mes- sage sent. 11� �r vt' •ria fllr •; "IA lOw T a1 `qCn9 •'i'11fAW !� 'n1" eif The strongest wind that ever blew can't rip away a roof covered with self-locking " OSHAWA" GALVANIZED STEEL SHINGLES Rain can't get through tt in 26 years (guaranteed in writing for that long—good for a century, really} --Oro cant bother such a roof—proof against all the elements—the cheri�ppest GOO1) roof there is, Write us and well show you why it costs least to roof right. Just address The PEDLAR People t%Ilii' Oshawa Montreal Ottawa noronto Loudon Winnipeg ,,r1P a' .Unit QUEER USE FOR BREAD. Watchmakers Qonsume Many Loaves in Their Daily Work. Perhaps the most novel use to which bread is put, says The American Food Journal, way be seen in the great faotorlea of the Elgin National Watch Cowpany, at Elgin, 111.. where more than forty loaves of fresh bread are required each day. Superintend- ent George E. Hunter, of the watch factory, is quoted as saying: "There is no secret regarding the use of bread in this factory, and I am willing to tell all I can conceralug•it.. From the earl- leet times in the history of watchmaking it has been the custom of watchmakers to reduce fresh bread to the form of dough. Th1e is done by steaming and kneading. They then use this dough for removing oil any dips that naturally adhere, in the course of manufacture, to pieces as small as to be barely visible to the naked eye. The oil is absorbed by this dough, and the chits stick to it, and there is no other known substance Which can be used as a wiper with- out leaving some of its particles attacned to the thing wiped, This accounts for the con- tinued use of bread dough in the watchmak- ing tudustry. The Elgin National Watch Company uses something over forty-two pound loaves per day, or about 24,000 pounds a year. See George's B ° f g Powder is best for Biscuits — best fo. Cakes—best for Pies—best for everything you bake that requires Baking Powder." "One can to try, will always • make you buy St. George's." Hare yon a copy of our new Cook Boot:? Sent free if you write National Drug & Chemical. Co. of Canada, Limited, Montreal, ,,, ,....,M,...,a ,.......,.,- ,,.,.,' �r! Facts and Figures. A gallon of water weighs ten pounds. The first cannon was invented in 1330. The Forth Bridge contains 48,080 tons of steel. The Sulphur mines of Sicily employ 1S,- 000 men. The Thames Embankment cost L1,- 710,000 to build. Australian mines yield £16,000,000 worth of gold annually. Holland has more than 10,000 wind- mills. Artesian wells were known in. Thebes 2,000 B. C. Prussia's zinc mines produce half the zinc of the world. Twenty-five million squirrels are kill- ed annually in Russia for their skins. The printing trade in Canada finds work for some 10,000 people. On an average 1,400 lives are lost by fire in England and Wales every year, Keep Hens Make Them Keep Yon! Get twice the eggs at ?!s the coat with feed at 10e a bushel, as used and en- dorsed by best breeders. Unequalled for layers and growing chicks. No man too poor to feed it and no man rich enough to hay better. No time to lose. "Do tt now" and win out. Send stamp to -day for particulars to Brant Poultry Yards. (Dept A.) Brantford, Canada. Botany and Anthropology, Dr. .J. B. Cleland. in a paper read before the Linneau Society of New South Wales, undertakes to attack the question of the antiquity of the ances- tors of the vanishing aborigines of Aus- tralia in a new way. If it can be proved, he says, that the vegetation of Aus- tralia has been modified in the course of ages so as to have become more tol- erant of bush fires, and ads a result of the frequency of such fires, and if such fires are due mainly to the agency of man, then there would be grounds for attributing considerable antiquity to fire - producing man on the Australian con- tinent. ace,• Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Moving•Pictures for Medical Students. In one of the. New York hospitals mov- ing pictures have been made of epilep- tic patients, as well as of persons affect- ed with locomotor ataxia. '['his is fol- lowing the example set in Vienna, where moving pictures have been made of cele- brated surgeons performing critical op- erations. The purpose in both cases is, of course, to enable students and prac- titioners to study the peculiarities of diseases and the methods of distinguish- ed operators. France Honors English Scholar. The French Academy of Sciences has elected as corresponding member of the Geographical Section Sir George Dar- win, of Cambridge. As the Echo de Paris points out, Sir George is the sec- ond son of the great English naturalist, Charles Darwin, whose great work is "L'Origine des .lspecse," Sir George, who is Plunnan Professor of Astronomy at Cambridge, was President of the Brit- ish Association two years ago, The Famous Pedestrian r`1 was a martyr to catarrh of the head, throat and stomach. I was so bad the doctors feared consumption, 1 triad many physicians and medicines. A friend suggested Psychine. I tried it and it: was the only thing ever did me an7 good.•l; am now perfectly well. It is 'the greatest remedy the world has ever known. I do not need it for my health now but I use it as a strengthener for my walking match - as. I owe much of my physical en- durance to Psychine." JAMES REYNOLDS, Port Hope, Ont. Psychine is the greatest cure for catarrh of the head, throat or stomach in the world. It is a wonderful tonic and strengthener of run down system, acting directly on all the vital organs, giving youthful -rigor and strength to the system. At all druggists 500 and $1ionto., or Dr. T. A. Slocum, Limited, To a. • What Newspapers do For the Mail. Many people have been led to believe that the cent -a -pound mail rate accorded under the lave to publishers mailing their papers and .magazines in bulk was the cause of actual loss to the government. In a recent discussion of the subject, a writer maintaining this thesis asserted that the publicittioits enjoying these so- called second-class privileges paid only four per cent, of the postal revenues. Whether this estimate is correct or not it is of little importance; the fact which is important, and which biased and thoughtless critics ignore, is that the granting of the second-class privilege has brought millions of dollars of profitable first-class business to the postal ser- vice. It is on •record in the archives of the postal commission, which sat in New York in October, 1008, that a single ad- vertisement in a publication enjoying second-class rates was the cause of the wrting of more than 3,000 letters. This case might be multiplied by thousands, and it would be shown that, far from being itself the cause of a deficit in the postal revenues, the second-class privi- lege, by the profitable business it creates, goes far to make up for the losses occa- sioned by rural free delivery, the ridicu- lous abuses of the franking privilege, and the failure to credit the Postoffiee Department with the mail carried for all other government departments.—Leslie's Weekly. Chewing Tobacco A new sensation. A real pleasure. f%e big black plug. A Severe indictment. Friday is the weekly fraud; every- thing goes wrapper -jawed; and the sail- orrnan who sails finds himsel.f food for whales, and the man who killed a friend on a Friday meets his end; on a Friday trade is slack, all the trains run off the track; William. Doe, to his amaze, draws $10 and ten days; brickbats fall from buildings high, break your neck and make you dry; fevers, fires, and frosts abound, earthquakes come and snort around. Old Snbscriber, ]n a pet, comes to swear at the Gazette; every one is feeling blue, everything is hind - end to; yet some comfort we may seek —Friday comes but once a week.—Em- porta Gazette. LIMON The publisher of the best Farmer's paper in the Maritime Provinces in writing to us states: "J would say that I do not know of a medicine that has stood the test of time like MINARD'S LINIMENT. It has been an unfailing remedy in our household ever since I can remember, an.l has outlived dozens of would-be competitors and imitators." Gentlemen :— Pennsylvania Teacher's Record. John M. Wolf, who began teaching in the public schools of Adams and York counties at the age of 15 and is now 75, has been absent from school on ac- count of sickneesbut four and a half days in his service of sixty years. He says that besiciee teaching fifty-six com- mon school term he has taught twenty seven local normal school terms of twelve weeks eaoh, making in all eighty three terms. He also elaims that he has during his eehootl work prepared more young ladies and men for teach- ers than any man in southern Penn- siy7ivanxva,.—k7rom 'thee Philadelphia Re- cord. Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows. TOO TRUE. Father (severely)—My son, this is a disgraceful condition of affairs. This report says you are the last boy in a claws of twenty-two, henry ---It might have been worse, father; there /night have been more boys in the class, GREATEST OF PATENTEES. Edison Holds the Record With Ono Thousand to His Credit. The greatest patented in this country—and that probably means the greatest in the world—is Thomas A. Edison. Ile has rolled up the enormous total of almost 1,000 pa - teats and shows no inclination to quit, Ask the patent office people who comes next to Edison, says the Now York Sun, and they will tell you that nobody is within hulling distance of the wizard. A good many men can count their patents by the scare, and, as some of them are much young- er than Edison, they may beat him out in time. Up to the present, however, he deserves the title of the Great American Patentee. 'Pkat means a good deal, for 11 is undoubt- edly a fact that an American will take out a patent on loss provooation than any other man or woman in the world. As a consequence, the Patent Office _le nil ing up a' swollen fortune whiclt makes It a bloated bondholder among the government departments. It has achieved a surplus of 36,000,000 and is growing higher every day. Yankee ingenuity is gorgng the Patent ()f- ree with records and piling up models by the hundred thousand. ZAII-BUIL CURES PILES. NO RETURN OF TROUBLE This distressing complain is suc- cessfully dealt with by the Zam-Buk treatment. The agony of Piles is as excruciating as the disease itself is weakening, and every sufferer should lose no time in giving Zam-Buk a thorough trial. Zam-Buk subdues the eallays rest and comfort ntoticome to the worn-out sufferer. Mrs. E. Boxall, of 75 Scott Street, St Thomas, Ont., writes: "I consider it my duty to write of the benefits derived using Zam-Buk. For some months Iwaa constant of- ferer from bleeding piles. I had used a great many ointments but got no relief until I had tried Zam-Buk. It cured me and I have had no return of the trouble. Since my cure, I; have advised others suffering with a similar complaint to use Zam-Buk, and in each instance have heard satis factory reports." Zarn-Buk also cures , burns scalds, ulcers,ringworni,ltiitch, bar- ber s rash, blood poison, bad leg, salt rheum, abrasions, abscesses and all skin injuries and diseases. Of all stores and druggists 60 cents box or from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto, post- paid for price. 3 boxes for $L25 Engineering Hint From the Beaver. Human science owes many et debt, especially on the practical side, to the instinct of the lower animals. One of these obligations is cited by an eminent authority. Engineers frequently build dams straight across streams, the object being, in some cases, to save expense, by sparing material. But the beaver arches his dam against the current, and experi- ence has shown that this form of dam is best to resist floods and the impact of floating ice. Acting upon the knowl- edge which is instinctive with the beav- er, and which human calculation ap- proves, the Great Bear Valley dam, in California, and some other dams in that State, have• been constructed and 'so made that their stability depends upon the resistance which their arched form presents. eeneteeeteneeeee Teem. MARK REGISTERED. SKIN SOAP Contains the famous healing principles of Mira Ointment, combined with the purest vegetable oils. It is really a medicinal soap and a toilet soap in one. Invaluable for all skin troubles. Ideal for the bath on account of its elegant perfume. sec a cake—at druggists or sent on receipt of price. The Chemists' Co. of Canada, Limited, llamilton. 25 What About Death Rate? (Ottawa Journal.) Montreal boasts a birthrate to exceed all those of other cities of renown. For the last ten years the rate has been 37.92 per thousand, last year it was 44.22 per thousand. This beats Breslau by 5.6; Prague by 13.18; Munich by 5.5; Vienna by 0.0; Milan by 10.0; Ronne by 12.3; St. Petersburg by 6.5; London by 8.7; Paris by 10.14; New York by 10.0; Philadelphia by 13.. Montreal was al - way's able to go some, and those of us who happened to be born there remain proud of it. West Lanebton Liberals have nomin- ated Mr, David Milne for the Lcgisla- 'lure, but he will require a little time to consider his acceptance. ISSUE NO. 7, 1908. HELP WANTED—FEMALE. rV ANPED—LADIES TO DO PLAIN AND 6 light sewing at home, whole or spare time; good pay; work sent any distanc(i; charges paid; send stamp for full particelaro. National Manufacturing Go., Montreal. v,..... FARMS FOR SALE. FOR SALE 320 acres near town of Saskatchewan; first class land; all arable; 280 cultivated; 200 summerfallowed ready for seed; 10 pasture fenced; good buildings; well; $34 per more; easy terms, Address W. N. Reid, Smith Block, Brandon, Manitoba, Hamilton Took Something. Mrs. Brown, living in the country, had five trunks carried up from the station, some three miles away, by an old man. The day was very rainy and the old fel- low was soaked through as Ile drove up to the door. Mrs. Brown (with sympathy)—Why, Hamilton, you must be wet. Hamilton (shivering)—Ye-es, ma'am. Mrs. Brown—Aren't you afraid you'll take cold, Hamilton? Iiamilton—Ye-es, ma'am. Rheumatiz pretty bad, ma'am. Mrs. Brown—Don't you ever take something when you are soaked through, Hamilton? Hamilton (eagerly)—Ye-es, ma'am (Rubs the back of his hand against his mouth.) Mrs. Brown—Well. here are four two - grain quinine pills, Hamilton. Take them as soon as you get home. The Source of Life. In Poleozoic times, then, writes Pro- fessor Lowell, in the Century, it was the earth itself, not the sun, to which plant and animal primarily stood be- holden for existence. This gives us a most instructive glimpse into one plane- tologic process. To the planet's owe in- ternal heat is due the chief fostering of the beginnings of life upon its surface. Thus a planet is capable of at least be- ginning to develop organisms without more than a modicum of help from the central sun. We talk of the sun as the source of life; and so it is to -day in the sense of being its sustainer, but the real source was the earth itself, which also raised it through its babyhood. BETTER THAN SPANKING. Spanking does not cure ohtldren of bed- wetting. There is a constitutional caaro for thi'- trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send free to any mother bar successful home treatment, with full instructions. Send no money but write her today if your children trouble you in 'this way. Lent blame the child, .the chances are it can't help it. This treatment also cures adults and aged people troubled with urine difficulties by 'day or night. Embroidery for George. Kid McOo —or Norman Selby, to give the noted ex -pugilist his right name --bought the other day a $350,- 000 office building in New York. To a reporter who congratulated him on his opulence, Mr. Selby said: "lt is pleasanter to be well-to-do than to be hard up. I thank good- ness, am not like the young man put in St. Joseph whom I heard about the other day. He and his sweetheart certainly have poor prospects. "A friend of urine called on this St Joseph fellows' sweetheart ono night, and found her embroidering. "Oh, I say," my friend exclaimed, what exquisite embroidery, don't you know. It is a little case of jewels, isn't it?" " `Well, no,' said the young wo- man; 'but you see, George, poor dar- ling. has nothing to keep his pawn tickets in.' " 1R"4cit i Bingo. Prairie Scratches and every form of contagious Itck on human or animals cured in 30 minutes by WoltoM's Sanitary Lotion. It never falls. Sold by druggfets, • se Dear Mother -in -Law. He—Your mother is becoming more and more a balloon, but less and less dirigible! — February Transatlantic, Tales. Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. Still Has Hopes. Trusty IIenchnian—Think you can get around this primary law? . Spoils Politician --I'm not going to try to get around it. But unless I've lost my grip altogether—and I don't think I have—I'll find some way to 1 climb over it. ,wdrttfI40 _. r�f�•.j Pnnl �hw: t .i . l.,. is A 11 ENT" MATCHES LO Silent as the Sphinx! ts