The Herald, 1907-01-18, Page 2THE ROARS
OF RHEUMATISM
ARE CHECI{ED BY BILEANS.
A Woman's Sensational Cure.
111:rs. Selina Davis, ti., resident of
Abingdon, has proved how wonderfully
effective Bileans are in ea.eo:t of rheuma-
tism"
and debility, She Qays r 1 had
pains in the limbs and acmes the beck,
weighing down symptoms and great
weariness. In October came a crisis. 1
wag rcn,ier,'ti t'nm',h,t„ly 1101Dims •1
ateute rhellmatie.m, 13y the doctor's a
`rice I went into the hospital. where
remained under tr'n.tnient for nil
weeks. On returning I wan confined t
any bed again for seven weeks. I read
description of the good work Bilean
were doing. This induced me to obtain
supply. By following the direction
given for their use .I improved in beast
from day to day. After a. little awhile
regained the use of my Umbo, and afte
that my progress was rapid, Fier coin
time now I have been able to r. cnnle m
ordinary- life and work, and and altoge
tiler a different person from what Ilya
during the last few years."
Rheumatism is due to the presence of
-certain poisonous Welds in the blood.
The "filter beds" for the blond are the
liver and the kidneys. Through these or-
gans the blond passes and when the or-
gans are in healthy operation they fil-
ter out the harmful substances, 'When
they are not in healthy operation they
fail, and rheumatism is one of the ninny
serious remits. Bilenns do not act
directly on the blond. but they act upon
and correct the real rause of rheuma-
tism by an indirect action. Weans are
also a sure cure for indigestion. liver
'troubles. headache. gas, helehing. pains
in 'the chest, constipation. piles. female
ailments. and all blood impurities. All
druggists and stores sell at 50e a box, or
post free from the Bilean Co. Toronto,
for price. 6 boxes for $2.50.
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HOW TO CURB THE NOVELIST.
Rules for Restricting the . Output Sug-
gested by an Authority.
The scheme of Legislation subjoined is.
.suggested as ameauis of regulating the
ellulnlouS output of modern fiction, a
problem well-nigh as so`rieu:s ae tllos'e
arising out of the growth of a-at•onuoinle-
]rsul
1, No author or authoree5 shall be
permitted to deive a quill eteel of fol:n,-
ttin pen of more that five-.p11a".l,•Ipd-t
power until be or elle be duly llcc ntted
and certified as ount'pi'teut to do so with,
Ont dneger to the public.
2, Every authoress angt author shall be
subjecteet to an adjective tax.
3, All novels shall be registered (for
o pwrpnses of identification), with' dearly
a nlarl:ecl letters and numbers, lindientin;
s the isehool or district to whiell-ithey be -
'a long, and no writer nlwull, to prevent
s Cllr tfic:tt1Oil, wilfully .G1)40114'0 his Beal
h eoloning or molal purpose. '[Plus, white
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KY 3,4!16 nliglit represent the latest re -
✓ ation of the laallvard romances, althea'
e upon Mayfair and the moneyed classes
- 4. No writer shall compose novels at e
s a faster rate than 330 horse power pe2.,.
paL',llsll]n, Qatar.
3. 10 apeed eo.1j titions shall .be ad-
lowed between novelists, except in such
areas as may be licensed ansi set apart
foe tare pna]so-a —c, g., the Damtenoor
country, the _lvuu (Wark:s,) district and
the Sahara.
6. Special licenses :,hail be ta.Ieen out
for italic', autobiograpliival prefaces and
replies- to reviewers,
7. Writers of novels shall be Despon-
sible for all sudden .shocker, nervous -
breakdowns. ,heart failures and (in. .the.
ease of feuilletons•) death; from suspense •
occasioned to their readers and may be
prosecuted therefor.
8. Novels shall be bound and colored.
aee:rding to their etentents. Thus, sem
sationai fictions must he issued in red
boards, idylls of rural tranquillity an
green or tree calf, while brown covers
are reserved for a enys of the rttrninat
ing type. dispatched from study windows
and the Iil:o.—London Punch.
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could be labeled it(` 666.
Propinquity.
in a ]ittle canoe, just made for two,
There's room fur the son of Venus;
For Cupid, auto chap, can sit on a lap
Or cuddle him down between us.
, Propinquity's song, as we paddle along,
In summery golden weather,
He sings low and sweet, and the words
we repeat:
"'Tis matter of being together!"
Now, two's company, and a crowd it is
three.
Yet without the dear boy it were stu-
pid;
He makes melody, singing "Propin-
quity." q
The popular song of Dan Cupid.
He's a good chaperon, don't you paddle
alone;
Two's solitude in any weather;
What you need is a song for the day is
not long;
"'Tis a matter of being togethert"
—.Neel York Tines,.
A Bronze Medal Calendar.
tis ,s
When Fish Don't Bite.
We who claim to represent the highest
fishing aspirations are sometimes inclin-
ed to complain on days when the fish
refuse to bite. There can be no wos e'
exhibition than this of an entire miscon-
caption of a wise arrangement for our
benefit. We should always remember
that we have about ,is on every side
thousands of those who claim member-
ship in the fishing fraternity, because,'
in a way, they love to fish when the
fish bite and only then, These are con-
tented only when capture is constant;;
and their only conception of the plea-
sures of fishing rests upon uninterupt-
ed. slaughter. If we reflect for a mom-
ent upon the consequences of turning an
army of fishermen like these loose upon
fish that would bite every day and every;
hour. we ee the, ttcif
tel"
,you e ones are ii s on9tant caro in
q Whiter we:,tliet to They will
Do,yOu', ism*hbout Shiloh's
Coni l p}iou Cort, the'LCung Tonic, and
41 i las doneftir so mane!? • It is said
ko
o I " reliable reee(ly f b �,, n�",for all
dwtt. of the air passages in children,
It i,s .. lutely harmless and pleasant to
tike,,;jiguarened Lo cure or your monay
rot, d. Thprine is 25c, per ixttk,
xnd"+cal
crs i zc
dicine sell
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I llia:s,�iatedyshculd i,- in every household.
C,iob,ilt'e in Norman Fashion,
' . P4 oliiae .. tete from France after Sev-
eral }ean.s :t Normandy town, serves
its eablrae aiten in Norman fashion,
sa the N rs irons, Livening Sun. She
tal;i? eteitre of 'a head of cab-
bage and h ; ps it .1 or cold slaw, Into
the hollow crit 1,. fills a dressing made
of eold ,eoee leteet cut fine, a minced
onion, ,riee and seasoning of kit-
chen. herb4.,•..,.t .t11d .pepper. Slee ties
the strife ,rage into a cloth and boils
it •foy an. •}•;a. A -sauce glade of the
liquor' ilia:dl it was cooked is served
with it
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Minard's I°went Cures Diphtheria.
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i'; Militarism.
01 r;,t105 News—+Seimitar.)
An inters, it r',authorilty says that in the
so-called S ,�,_ opus" victories of Caesar a
millioij men W. risked on the field of battle.
Napolunn 1• ft,1e short space of nine years.
was 'nisthos ! 0,1 to devote to "tho glory fo
Frantp' 2 fl,r,r0 of her sons. In the ten
years, foilotti CT, fie attacks on Fort Sumpter
the warm f5 5:yed in war 1,400,000 lives
and $644)$ " 1;C,t} • worth of property. Two-
thirds o.nlnined budgets of the various
states:main-
tain65 .i^ „rlape are.devoted to. the main-
tain er el (y $ass forces and to the service
.ot a flat pt a t;ra.ly the whole oY which was
incurre ;by Val-. . War expenses in Europe
absorb one fait -f. of all the wealth created by
groduetiye l.tnr. In the comparatively in-
sissnifioas •-War of England with the Boers
langiand lost„`• 2, i0 men and spent $1,400,000,-
000. Three hundred and fifty thousand men
were withdratwtn by hen from productive in-
dustry to engage in the destruction of war.
Military expenditures, iu the United States
during the last eight years have absorbed
$1,500,000,000.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Progressing.
Tont--How ere you getting on with
Miss Slippery?
Dick—Great!.
Tom—See mucic of her?
Dick—No, but I've got her mother
and her father and her little brother
down pat, and now Tarn cultivating the
dog. After that, getting her consent
ought to bei •rdllehi- Detroit Free Press.
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The 1907 calendar of N. W. Ayer &
Son, the Philadelphia advertising agents
is just out, and as usual it is one of
the season's best office calendars.
They have followed the same design
used in 1906, but their famous medal
and motto "Keeping Everlastingly At
It Brings Success" appear on a bronze
background, which gives it an exceed-
ingly rich appearance. While the calen-
dar is arranged with a month on each
flap the figures are clearly legible across
a large room. The blank spaces on the
flaps are filled with new and .pointed
epigrams on advertising and, business -
building in general,
The calendar is too expensive for gen-
eral distribution, but while they last,
Ayer & Son will mail a copy to any ad-
dress upon receipt of twenty-five cents.
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"Toffee" as Made in England.
It may be possible that there are some
:persons who grow old so thoroughly. that
they actually forget that they ever were
children, but 1 can't help wondering if
any pian or woman ever lived to such an
age as to become impervious to the die -
lights of "toffee," or the butter ec-oteh
that has made Doncaster as household
mord to every civilized station under the
61141.
Of course, you have eaten it—to the
joy of your sold and to the detriment of
ycsur teeth --and, if you evi]d promise not
to repeat it, 1 will give you the secret
:recipe for this cautdy, for it is lnacle no-
where as in England: "Talcethreo pounds
of 'coffee,' or 'C' swgar, butter to the
amount of a :pound a.nel a quaetes', with
half a teaspoonful of cream of tartar.
first dissolve the sugar in just as much
coiled water as may be required for that
purpose, then mix all the ingredients
together, and, boil them, without stir-
ring, the mixture, until it will snap when
dropped, into cold water. At this mo-
ment remove it from the fire: add eight
or ten drops of lemon extract, accord-
ant, to its strength; and po•tur the mix-
ture into well greased ,pans to be cut
into squares as it cools."—From "Odds
and Ends of Culinary Ceeo; rapleye I' Eby
Miles Bradford in the Bohemian for Jun-
uaTy.
"Fishing and Shooting
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Ancient Coal News.
The earliest mention of coal amongst
the ancient authors is by Theophrastus,
in his "History of Stone," wherein he
1 says: "There is a fossil substance call-
ed coal, which is broken for use; it kin-
dles and burns live wood. It is found in
Liguria and in Ellis, on the way to
Olympias, over the mountains. These
coals are used aa'e used by the smiths."
It is highly probable that the coal as
we know it was used by the primeval
Britons for metallurgical operations.
The Romans were undoubtedly acquaint-
ed with coal, for cinders, or coke, was
discovered among the ruins of their iron
forges, It was certainly used by them
in their pottery furnaces at Condata,
Warrington, where quantities of Wigan
cannel coal and cinders, or coke, have
been found. in connection with an. exten-
sive collection of pottery, now preserved
in the museum of that town.—Mining
World, Chicago.
Ever'cne Run Down
depressed—with headaches, indigestion, constipa-
tion„boils, tumours, scrofula or other results of
impure blood—can find speedy relief in Mira
Blood Tonle.
It draws out the poison from the blood and
tones up stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels.
Pure, safe, palatable --contains the medicinal
virtues of curative herbs which act in a natural
manner on the system. Price, $1 a -bottle -6 for
$5. At drug-stores—or from The Chemists' Co.
of Ca'ada, Limited, Hamilton—Toronto.
Be sure to get !!se genuine—ask for
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faEG ISTERGa.
He Wasn't Romantic.
She nrsitled her head on his manly
breast.
"Oh George,” she whispered, "slow
load your heart beats. And every beat
is for your own Angeline, isn't it, dear?"
He looked uncomfortable.
"Well, the fact is." he said, "that the
engagement ring cost so much that I'm
---er—obliged for the present to carry
one of those dollar watches. That's
what you hear."
Coughs and Cod. s.
y�aia"b* iR7N�tratory thent^
bad tagt,, I ,rte ,s eleven ntontlis- ,tdnfined
to eny rooan;, and for two years could not
dress myself; without help, your agent
gave ,me a bottle ,of bDNARD'S LINI-
Mfl1"C in May, 1S97, 'and asked me to
try t, wbieh I diel, and was so well
pleased with the results, I procured more,
Five bottles completely cured me, and
I have had no return of the pain for
eighteen months. The above facts are
well known to everybody in this village
and neighborhood.
Yours gratefully.. A. DAIHT.
St. Timothee, Que., 10th May, '99.
• NATURAL • PRUNING.
Ili the orchard Or ipark trees are prun-
ed by the baud of man; in a forest the
trees do, their own pruning. This 18 one
of tate striking differences between the
treatment of trees by the fruit farmer
and the arborieuitturist and. the fores
ter's treatment of them. 1n a forest no
very many years pass (especially if the
trees are nearly all about the same age;
or,in
forestry terms, '
it t l . $ •L � "S 1
the stand ] lU
even -aged one) before the light begins
to be cut off front the lower branches. of
the trees. .Now, light is essential for
the forniation 'of the tree's food and so
for its proper nourishment and growth,
as is the rase also with other plants. So
the lower branches of the trees, from
which the light has boon Cut off, die,
and the upper brandies ere left to man-
ufacture the tree's food anti so Main-
tain its life. Gradually the dead branch
becomes weaker and eventually it is
broken oft by the wind'or some other
agency. So the process goes on all
through the tree's growth in height,
branches growing out and in course of
years being discarded as the need for
them disappears. Finally, as growth in
diameter proceeds, the stab, if any has
been left, is surrounded by the new
wood and forms a knot in the tree. And
so, often, there is found a clear length
of fifty, seventy, a hundred or more
feet with no such stubs to be seen, the
dead stubs having been grown over- The
essential point /to be noted lin this is
that, in growing trees under forestry
methods, artificial pruning is not done.
In the vast majority of cases it would
not pay; and the financial aspect of the
question is ever before the forester's
mind.
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PILLS AND PILLS.
A prolific cause of Piles is the use of ca-
thartics and pIl1s of a drastic, violent, na-
ture, which is always followed by a reaction.
But no matter what the cause or what the
kind of Piles, Dr, Leonhardt's I'Iem-Road
can be relied upon to cure—to stay cured.
It's an internal remedy that removes the
causes of Itiching, Blind, Bleeding or Sup-
purating Piles.
A guarantee goes with each package.
$1.00. All dealers, or The Wilson -Pyle Co.,
Limited, Niagara Falls, Ont. 18
Saw Nothing Wrong.
(Buffalo Commercial.)
Little Elmer, a Chicago boy, who had been
listening for some time to the conversa-
tion between his mother .and a woman caller,
finally said:
"Mamma, are all your neighbors wicked?"
"Of course not, dear," replied his mother.
"But why do you ask such a question?"
"Because you and Mrs. Blank haven't said
a sinvIe nice thing about any of them to -day,"
answered the little observer.
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Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Joyous.
Visitor (to :artist's young wife) —
Whatever here you two Iaughing over so
e?
, 'WAS sileh fun: My bus -
'and painted and I cooked, and then we
both guessed what the things were
meant for. Fliegende Blaetter.
Gy'eatesct Foe to Physical Beauty.
If 1:•'lgwero asked what was the greatest
foe to beauty in bout man and woman,
1 would say, not errohs do diet, not lack
o f exercise, not ovetnvork, not corsets,
not any of these, but had :meatal habits.
If we dbseave Closely the. faces of the
people wemeet at random on the street,
at the theatre or in the great shops,
we will obaeree that nearly all of them
are ehamacterized by taxi lined month,
the drawn ;bows and other facial di3-
figur•emelits Which accompany mad men-
tal
gental states, .
What do + I mean by bad mental states?
I mean anger, J'ear, worry, anxiety, 15•
rit ulriUty, re eet,..envy, jealousy, lack of
t rust in oneself aaict in the Great Good—
all these are bad mental stlte:s; and tell
these destroy, +beauty; not only by anter-
fering with the action of the vital or -
gene, snit by directly disfiguring the ex-
pression of the shoe.
Unless thee -beauty- seeking young
woman is pre fid •to deliberately aullin-
vete .good ami ' ';,+ea. kindliness, calmness,
cheerfulness fleet to hilarity—untless she
is ,prepared alp; deliberately conquer ail
tendencies toi,thia bad • mental states
above mentaoliex1, there will dye little or
nn results Ito* her efforts to .develop in
herself that Ill.bst iclivine gift of ibeatuty.
--Tram "lIcakfth' the Basis of Wommnly.
Beauty," by Jir. W. R. Lateen, in the
Outing Magazine for January.
Minard's Linitnelat Cures target in Cows.
She Averaged Well,
Dr. Sawyer, of Williston Semintry,
in Easthamlltan, Blass., according to
"Everybody's• ° eitgazinei" was discuss-
ing the edneit` ion of the earlier genera-
time."It tvdt not, such a people get
how," he sai f`jut_1'.am not •ashamed
of it. Wheel t`,fiIfink of it 1 am always
reminded of a'l`e itaph I ogee sawe ill
o desolate, 11 a I e evn. It devoted two
dines to the v -a t ete of goal, hl t ne'n
lbii,rletd 'there `.Ctalaludiing rS 1tllt this
]lis':" tris
"'She aver ed` well r or this
vicinity;' ,>
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Faith and Works.
Friston" q irl. -Do you.' believe in nutr-
ia t ', k
04141p),C irid--Bo1ii'vp in it? Geo! I
plat fee'itl ,C>:letelltld T.cader.
Had a Reasonable Doubt.
(Cleveland Press.)
"I owe you a debt of gratitude, old man."
"Thanks. Shall I put that in my list of
assets or liabilities?"
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The Way He Felt.
Toni (dejectedly)-31:iss Oridgett went back
to Boston to -day. I proposed to her at the
dance last night and she rejected me.
Dick—Yes, I saw you just atter it happened.
Tom You saw me? You must have had a
magnifying glass with you.
Don't think a mita i,: a good thing just
because you hear him say, "My good.-
flees!"
oodgess!"
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''ISSUE NO. 3, 1907.
AGENTS WANTED, ,'
LOCAL
Agent Wante •
for this district to ,sell immediately
a block of stock in an inveet005•1t
proposition having responsible iikreot
ors and assurance 'of large pgo(itie.
Commission paid,References required.
Particulars furnished digi, application
by letter to t?r
7i'. D. DAGG•I+illi' ?," .
821. Traders Bank Bldg,, Torehto. 1.
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MiSCELL.ANEOUS.
Mrs. Wlnslow's soothing Syrup should a'1.
ways be used for children teething. It'
soothes the 01:115, soothes the `gums, cures
wind colic and is the best remedy for diar-
rhoea.
'egg!
DR. LkNt49Y'S
FIEMALE 'PILLS
A sato, sure anu reliable nontidyregula,
tor. These rills havebeen used to Prance
Mr over arty years, and found inyalupble
for the purpose designed, !unlit/re- gua1sn•.
teed by the :rakers. Enclose stamp for.
sealed elrnular, i'rlee 51.00 rer box of
; Yr uy maf1, securely sealed: on receipt of moo
LE ROT PILL CO -
Box 42, Fla tolltort, Osivakia .
How Many Fish t2 Catch.
What has been said natudally Ieads to
the suggestion that consistency requires
those of us who are right-minded fisher-
men to reasonably limit ourselves as to
the number of fish we should take on
favorable days. On no account should
edible fish be caught in such quantities
as to be wasted. By restraining our,
selves in this matter we discourage in
our own natures the growth of greed, '
we prevent wicked waste, we make it
easier for us to bear the fall between
decent good luck and bad luck, or no
luck, and we make ourselves at all points
better glen and better fishermen;
We ought not to forget these things
as we enter upon the pleasures of our
summer's fishing. But in any event, let
us take with us when wo go out, good
tackle, good bait, and plenty of patience.
If the wind is in the south or west so
much the better, but let's go, wherever
the wind may be. If we catch fish we
shall add zest to our recreation. If we
catch none we shall still have the outing
and the recreation-- more healthful and
more enjoyable than can be gained in any
other way—From Grover Cleveland's new
book, Fishing and Shooting Sketches.
Nurses' and
Mothers' Treasure
—safest regulator for baby. Prevents
colic and vomiting—gives healthful rest
—cures diarrhoea without the harmful
effects of medicines containing opium
or other injurious drugs. p,2
cures 25c.—at drug -stores.
National Drug & Chem-
DiarrDiarrhoeaieal Co., Limited
hoea' 14lontrcal. .,.
Not Arousing Indignation.
(Philadelphia Press.)
"I told you," said the merchant, "to mark
this box 'Handle with care.' What's this
nonsense you've painted here?' '
"That-" said the college graduate, "is the
Latin for 'Handle with care.' "
"How do you expect the haggageman to
understand that?"
"lie won't, and, therefore, he won't get
mad and smash the box."
211) CONEY HEMMED
i1 Think of It, n beautiful Ruff of Blue Fox, the most
fashionable fur worn, given absolutely free. Such an
a offer was never made before. Tho only reason we eon
r (/t afford to do it is that wo arranged for those handsome
Furaduring the dull season in the summer and got then,
d: nearly at cost. The stuff is 41 inches long, nearly
4 Inches wide, made of•tha handsomest Btu a pox Furs
very rich, soft and fluffy. It Is warmly padded,- lined with
4✓
thesameshade of satin and ornamented with four long
tensornluoFox also. Sucha handsome Fur hasnever
before been given away, and you can get it so easy. Just
sandusyour nnmoand addreas,Vle1eiy.badwewill mall
10 boxes of our femme Vegetable New Life rills at 25e a
box. A grand rented, and euro for e,ll. Impure an+l Wank
yh. Conditions of the /Mom), Indigestion Stomach Trouble,
r + Conetipatlon, weakneS41VerVeus 3Isordors,,B onmettsm
and Female Treubles.OS A Grand Tonle and Life 'solider.
These aro our regular Ole wtsol they are oasy.:tosonas each
customer who hays 11 'lox of 0)Ile frd.n yba receives a
prise ticket which entt)tlee them to a tine plero•or savor-
;{ ware. Don't miss the chance of your life Send:1m goer
order and we will send the 10 holies and r2lx0 Tickets by
mall, peetnpald. When sold yon =end us thelnenoY 152.50)
1111 50 iill.B0114 you this handsome IMO Fox.1lu1 nil
P today, Addrese'ihoNen' 1fffe
mot ..(1 t en..Dont.. Toronto. Condo.
2�sa. t'0000 _,apt. 01, axl,lam s ,n ,•::- t arx .:,,:.... •.
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