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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1906-11-30, Page 2.e...s,e....m.., y-e...>..m �......., .�..w , .. �..�.....� BRINGS LANDLORD TO TIME. anent Pasta Up a Notice That Gets Him the Desired Repairs. rd a certain London suburb, which need emote be named there is a row of typical modern twentieth century, jerry-built semi-detached villas. The houses, al- though quite new, are jerry-built struc- tures of the most perfect • stamp, with damp, cracked walls and plaster and windows and doors which rattle at the slightest breath of wind. The tenant of one of them had re- peatedly petitioned the landlord to make ;the necessary repairs, but each time he was put off with unfulfilled promises to attend to the matter as soon as pos- eible. At last, rendered desperate and reek - /less, the tenant painted the following 'notice on a big board and stuck it in Isis front garden: "Caution! Pedestrians are earnestly re- quested to walk softly past this house. Drivers of vehicles of all kinds are im- plored to slow down when passing, or, preferably, to go around by the other road, as the slightest disturbance may briny the building down. the cobwebs which the spiders have woven in the corn- ers of the rooms being not yet quite etrong enough to hold the walls togeth- er." The landlord has capitulated -London Tit -Bits. elle rn"ka4' _ •t''1."` .r ij?Ni ' Li'l C1tJ � r Can cure your Cough or Cold, no question about that, but - why go to all the trouble and inconvenience of looking him up, andthen of having hisprescription filled, when you can step into any drug store in Canada and obtain a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE for a quarter. Why pay two to five dollars when a twenty-five cent 'bottle of SHILOH will cure you as quickly ? Why not do as hundreds of thousands of Canadians have 'done for the past thirty-four ,years : let SHILOH be your doc- tor whenever a Cough or Cold appears. SHILOH will cure you, and all druggists back up this statement with a positive guarantee. The next time you have a Cough or Cold cure It with Selfish Interests. (Chicago Chronicle.) "Nature knows no political Parties, no race exclusiveness, no division of territory by artificial boundaries." So says James J. Sill, and he speaks the truth. But selfish Interests know all these things and profit dry them to the enormous injury of the •reneral interests. Theytake advantage of them special viees promote cruel injustice, toinstillthligantt virus of race hate and to plunge nations and races Into bloody and destructive ware with one another. When a Horse Gets Hurt usm Fellows Essence But don't wait until an animal is injured. GET IT NOW -and you have the remedy that CURES all lameness in horses. If your dealer does not handle it, send 50c. to National Drug & Chemical Co., Limited, MONTREAL. 1 3 CUT or " IMPERIAL" PUMPI D A powerful ex'mple cf the healing virtue of Zam-liuk is provided by the case of Mrs. Lizzie Gilmour, Princess Street; Kingston (Ont.), She says "Five years ago I bruised my leg, "and caused an ulcer which developed "into a *erioue wound. 1 was in the " hospital nine months, whore the doct or "wanted to amputate the limb. After "leaving the hospital I hoard of Zatn- "Buk. I tried it, the uloors bega•e to "heal, and new pink flesh began to grow "where before was a raw and inflamed "sere. I can now walk about, and can- " not feel too grateful for what Zain-Buk "has done for me." All druggists sell it at 60o. a box, or post free from the Zam-link Co„ Toronto, upon receipt of price (6 boxes for 52,30). A Feathered Quadruped. Professor W. S. Campbell, the super- intendent of the Indian school at Pine - stone Minn., was talking about the ex- aminations which, at this season, rack and harass the breasts of the young of America. "The stoical young Indian, no less than the emotional young paleface, is scared," said Professor Compbell, "at the June examinations coming. And in examina- tion he, hie the rest of the juvenile world, make a great many odd mistakes. "At Pipestone, at a recent examina- tion in etymology, a teacher said to a lad: "'Black Eagle, what is a quadruped?' "'A thing with four legs,' the boy answered. promptly. "'Good," said the teacher. 'And are there any feathered uardqupeds?' "'Yes,' was the reply. "'Oh, there are, are there?' laughed the teacher. 'Well, name one.' "'A feather bed,' said the boy." The Lord Mayor's Coachman. The Lord Mayor's coachman is still the theme of the Paris papers. "Nobody who has not seen him can imagine him," says Le Maths,. "He is as roujd as an apple, as round as a ball, or rather, as round as the earth itself. He is rosy and chubby of face, and his body is a formidable paradox. And this astonishing man sits enthroned with a won- drous dignity midway between earth and sky. His lip is scornful, and he heeds not the re- marks of the crowd, He sees or hears noth- ing but his horses. Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. o . e Vegetariub Rules. 1 T. Owen, of Oewestry, who is a vege- tarian of 00, stated at the vegetarian conference in Manchester that for some time he • has made it a rule to fast twenty out of the twenty-four hours of each day, He allows himself two meals a day, and these consist invariably of a little bread or biscuit, fresh dried fruits, and a few nets,' To eonsume these he takes from forty to forty-five minutes, and to each mouthful he administers front fifty to a, hundred bites. Mr. Owen claims that on this diet he is able to cycle considerable distances and undergo severe. mental strain without the least fatigue. -London Daily Graphic. I Dissipation in Reading. (Ohio State Journal.) One must do . nometbtng besides read. Fie must digest what ne reads. He must in- crease the range of his perceptive powers, start up a new 'set of relations and draw some fresh conclusions. There are people who but know aead a reat greatpeopleeal more than other deal les. Theyread just to read—to put in time; or a pleasurable sensation that one gets lying in a hammocir or drinking a glass of soda. There is no digestive force', in it that builds up brain fiber. It is the sort of reading that sustains circled turn awayminkdisgust iwhenitaleserious subject is referred to. The fact is, the only kind of reading that is worth the time em- ployed is that which arouses reflection and builds up ideals. Why She Fails. . "I don't see why it is," said a girl the other day, "that I never seem to do any- thing as well as other girls." Anyone else could see why it was per- fectly. She never finishes anything. She rushes into each new thing as though her life depended upon it, and tires of it before she is half way through with it. She does nothing really well. She sings a little and plays a very little, dabble, at painting, plays an indifferent game of tennis and the same kind of golf. "Jessie tires of things so quickly," sighed her mother. "I am afraid she will never be successful in anything. She wants to try a new thing before she has half learned the old." It would be very much better for that young woman if site could be thorough in any one of the many things she dab- bles at. If you are going to try a thing at all you might as well put your best effort into it. Whether it is work or play, it is worth doing well. If you have a piece of uncongenial work to get through with the quicker you set to work to thoroughly master it the quicker you will be rid of it. If you want an accomplishment pick out one that you feel you, will be most likely to succeed in, and put your whole heart into mastering it. Don't shilly- shally over it and break off when you are half proficient in it to try some- thing new. One real accomplishment is better than half a dozen sham ones, And don't im- agine m•agine that you can work in a half-heart- ed manner and succeed. Success in anything means hard work and courage in face of repeated failure. The more hardly won the sweeter the winning. The girl with an accomplishment is never without some interest in life. She is sought after by other people interest- ed along the same lines, and the keeping herself up to the mark is a constant stimultis to her mind. A great many girls have no time for any occomplishment-these words are merely for the girle who, having time, scatter their interests, thus achieving nothing. A superficial smattering of many things is not half as useful as knowing a fesv things really well. Learn all you can, but Iearn one 'thing thoroughly before you begin another. 4•A Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. IRS, (HUNTER'S STORY Says Results aro "Truly Marvelous." Mrs. I. Hunter, of 111 Raglan Road, Kingston, Ont., says: "I have suffered with kidney and liver trou- ble and chronic consti- pation for some time. I was subject to dizzi- ness, bilious headache, nervousness, drowsi Mrs. I. Hunter. Bess, pains in the back and side, and a tired, weary feeling nearly ail the time. "I tried. almost every medicine, was treated by doctors and druggists, with' little or no benefit. "I tried Dr. Leonhardt's Anti -Pill, and the results have been truly wonderful. I am so much better. Anti -Pill is a most wonderful remedy." All dealers, or the Wilson -Fyfe Co., Limited, Niagar Tal1s, Ont. 603 The Power of the Prune. Weatherwise prophets are predicting a hard winter, but there need be no. hun- ger. The giae`' +lug news comes from California that elude 110,000,0 will reign in e country. Bre evaporated fru' dull upon the j fronts and hal prune, plum. -p perennial pet lady. -New Y WINDMILL Mutfit which won the CHAMPIONSHIP OF e81 WORLD against 21 American, British end Canadian manufacturers, after a two tatonthet thorough trial. Made by SCOLD, SHAFLEY MUIIt CO. LI?'iITED, 1rantford, Canada. harvest there will in- ounds of prunes. Joy boarding house in the et foods may pall and es and puddings grow taste of second -floor omers alike But the e and palatable, is the e hand of the land- iail. -Eczema, Ern -the moat intense No News of Importance. (Adams, Ga., Enterprise.) We are eorry to record that an unfeel- ing sawmill cut off the left leg of one of our leading citizens last week. The accident was caused by his losing his head from getting tangled in the machin- ery, after which he lost his leg. There is no news to speak of. .Ague is one of the things that will give a fellow the shake and still stay right with him. PILES i5implas—are surely cured ering at once relieved --by 'RADE MARK REGISTERED Ointment --the safe and speedy remedy. "I was'iroxbled wifirchin Piles," writes one man whose address we ill furnish on request ' I used all ane. selves and remedies I ever heard of. Then I used Afire; Ointment—and obtained more relief ram it than all the others. I recommend* all a :tied with tins com Hosni." 5 . each box -6 for $2.50. Used with Mira Blood Tonic and Tablets means a quicker etre. At drug -Mores -or from The Chemitts' Co. of Canada, Limited, Hamilton -Toronto. Exchange of Compliments. (Detroit Free Press.) Mrs. Rapes—My Husband says he wouldn't give two cents for your husband's opinions of Mrs. SIapps—Of course he wouldn't. In my husband's opinion he isn't worth two cents. Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria Inemmee Berl is At Arius eJagweeJW4vviiordeia,eveittievils totel1,ftveourdedsolorewQ eoneoisbevivbfiv edW'L' e 2 i3 REUArIIOE, BA WA Pard COSTS LESS TO USE GIVES BETTER RESULTS A trial will convince every housewife in Canada that "Reliance rta!eing Pow- idess� canrbepueodtandbtielttor resulover s obtained uses it ie more effective and "iReliance leaking Powder" it' u'nuposed of the very best and purest materials,. under the personal supervision of an export manufacturing chemist, therefore we are able to sell it en a Cash Guarantee of Saticrfaction. Being pure and healthful, "Reliance Binding Powder" insures perfect baking•—cash baking as you would give to young children and invalids because of its easy digestion. Are You Interested in Picture Post Cards? Almost everyone has the postal card craze. A set of our colored post earth' is pet a set needed Co complete overt' jcjolloebion. They aro not for sale, hut yon can g not overlook this opportunity to geett a sot free by simpare ly dropping ar ' postal it' you can - BEAUTIFUL PICTURE POST CARDS ER F To anyone writing us, answering the following questions, we will gladly send absolutely bac postcards,e,li�hog postage npd rs bald, at colo your of our latest edition of beautiful 1st. Name your Grocer. and, Name this Paper. 3 International Food Company, Toronto, Canada "Ask For tho Purple Package." e� wtrasitii Ar otiwa.'ara,'ww m "'ern,'afaro rma wti°aoro FARMS FOR SALE. Choice Far Properties For Sale or To Rent 1. The Lassert farm, 140 acres, adjoining the east side of the Town of Preston; one of the best farms in Waterloo County; brick house and large bank barn. 2. The Robert S. Smith farm, Township of Glanford, 7 miles from Hamilton, 65 acres, good buildings and orchard, 20 acres of large beech, maple and pine timber, 12 acres fall wheat in ground; fall plowing done. 3. The Sharpe farm, lot 13. concession 4, West Flamboro, 7 miles from Hamilton on good gravel road; stone house, large bank. barn; magnificent stock and dairy farm; 100 acres. 4. 00 acres. 114 miles from the Village of Smithville, on tee T., H. & B. Ry., with fair buildings. known as the old Morse farm. 5. 25 acres in the Township of Willoughby, northwest part of lot 8, in the first eros concession, 12 miles east of Welland, known as the Sauer property, with fair buildings and some fruit, 3 miles from railway station. 6. 60 acres in the Township of Nelson, 17 miles from Hamilton, known as the Harris farm: good bang oarn and good house; some small fruit and timber. 7. 36 acres Township of Binbrook, 14 miles from Hamilton on new county stone road; no buildings, but fine soil. 8. The south 3 of lot 10, in the second concession of Glanford, near Hannon P.O., 88 acres. good buildings. 100 acres in Grimsby Township, lot 7, con- cession 7, formerly known as the Hanigan farm; good buildings and orchard; about 4 miles south at Grimsby village; price $3,200. Good 100 acres in Binbrook with orchard and' buildings, all under cultivation; 15 miles from Hamilton, near new county stone road; Price, 82,600; a snap. In all the aeove we can give immediate possession; small payment down and low in- terest and easy terms for the balance. For further particulars apply to T. D. J. FARMER, Barrister, Etc. 37 James street south, Hamilton, Ontario. Capital Idea. "I have come to ask your advice and assistance, old man," said young John- ston, as he dropped into Watson's smok- ing room the other night. "Xou know I've been courting Miss Meredith for about a year now, and I'm not euro if she really cares for me, you see. How am I to find out ?" "I'll tell you what to do," replied his friend. "Send a tele- gram to yourneif-`Situation in India waiting for you. Will you come?" "Cap- ital idea," said Jolmston; "I will try it." He was back next night looking rather excited. "Well," said Watson, "how did the scheme work?" "Work!" groaned Johnston; "it worked only too well. I showed her the telegram and said, `Would you mind if I went away?' and she laid her head on my shoulder and said, 'Not a bit -I'll go with you.' Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows. Suggesting a Better Course. (San Francisco Call.) "That's my best work," said the Moet after reading the verses to Crittick. I'm When in Doubt. thinking of Navin§ it copyrighted." By Jerry J'. Cohan in The Spot Light Copyright?" said Crittiek. "If I were When the sky's kind o'eloudy, ole feller, you I'd have it patented." An' it looks jest e. leetle like rain, Don't s safer to wear thastout aneberel0r If ye ketch yerself coughin' or sneezin', Got a pain, a head -ache, or a chill, Kind o' reckon ther's atl'ers a reason, Nip th' cause an' yer save doctor's bill. Likely folks learn. etch signs o' 'th' weather As fool folks don't think much about, 'Till they bunch many troubles tergether, 'Cause they didn't steer right, when in doubt. If ye let yer friend borrer yer money, Ye may lose friend and cash if taint paid, Drones and bumble bees never give honey, An' mistakes are best check'd b'fore made. Ye needn't go fussin' ler worry, It'll come with a rush, when it's due. If ye burnin' yer bridges, don't hurry, P'raps yer may need to cross one or two. Never put off yer chores 'till to-morrer, 13eJest mas God'Wade eyr eiit tuckered ut. skip sorrer 'N grab bull b' the horns when in doubt. •.+ The "SALAD A" Tea Co. up to the be- ginning of November have had an ell around increase •'in their business' in Canada and the united States of 26 per cent. over the corresponding period of last year. This is the most extraordinary increase they have ever known, and is the reward of serving the public well. Cure for Ailing Wives. You men with delicate wives, why not give up doctors for a while and try entertain - Ment as a euro for them? It le noticeable that the women who are always complaining ment. Their hehealth have are htosotalktheir wh4 of ve no amuse - pains. That is all they have to think of. Pack 'em down to St. Joseph every few welts and give 'em a dose of vaudeville. ,E7011 run up to Chicago with 'ern. Let 'etn ride en the sleep- ing car and oat in the windows, go to a few good shows and take an automobile ride. This is not nearly so expensive as doctors. When they take is trip do not let it be to at watering Pince 'where all they see is others afflicted with shnblar woes. Tho same old stenos and feed and, .above all, lacir of entertainment is what ails nine -tenths of the women who aro nffiidted with achsl an4 pales. ISSUE NO. 48, 1906. MISCELLANEOUS, FA :1ER'S 543@:5 THE FARMERS' MANUAL °entalt s a ser- ies of special lessons in farm bookkeeping, with full instructions, separate rulings and printed headings for grain account, poultry account, cattle account, hog account, labor account, dairy account, expense account; department for each kind of grain, cash received account and cash paid out account. The Manual also contains a complete insect department, a veterinary handbook, a per- fect system of horse -training according to the methods used by Prof. 0. W. Gleason, besides the farmers' legal department. 400 pates. The J. L. NICHOLS 00., Limited, Publishers, (Mention this paper.) Toronto, Canada. Agents wanted. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should al- ways be used for children teething. It soothes the child, soothes the gums, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for diar- rhoea. DR. LE1ROY'S FEMALE PILLS A safe. sure and reelauie monthly regula- tor. Those ails have be:nulle,l in France for over fifty years, and 'Nand invaluable for the purpose designed, and aro gnaran. teed by the makers. Enulose stamp for scaled circuits. Irice 51.00 ger box of ugglste ;. or 7 mall ,e n::eev ;.,.led, on receipt of Noe LID ROT PILL 00.. Box 431, Hamilton, Canals Might as Well. When a man ceases to aspire he might as well be dead, for his soul is stagnant. And, vixen be contemplates what social- ism really means sad is, where is the m®.n who wo11d find life words living om any plane above that of the brutes that perish? -Chicago Inter-Oeean. I was cured of terrible lumbago by. MINARD'S LINIMENT. REV. WM. BROWN. I was cured of a bad case of earache by M1NARD'S LINIMENT. MRS. S. KAULBACK. I was cured of sensitive lungs by MIN ARD'S LINIMENT. MRS. S. MASTERS. Correct. "In this instance," explained the pro- fessor of surgery, to the group of med- ical students, "the left leg of the pa- tient is somewhat shorter than the right limb, thus causing the patient to limp. Now, Mr. Fresh, what would you do in a case like this?" "Well," responded the alert Mr. Fresh, "1 guess I'd limp, too." -Brooklyn Life. F4 lrC s a Colds. MIS ES-rAeLiBip ED itis04. l L L IP @-'N LP F' NPVdrA.X — Ask Ask for `- EDDY'S SAFETY MATCHES F013 HOTELS, 'WAREHOUSES, HOSPITALS, ASYLUMS, ETC.