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HALF AND HALF.
A Materialistic View of the Marriage
State.
•
General Young, at a wedding in Wash-
ington, was condemning materialists and
nnaterialisan.
"Wlat, precisely, is a materialist?" a
young girl asked.
"A materialist," said General Young,
"is one who sees .only the 'material side
of things, one to whole the spiritual side
is invisible."
He looked about bin at the happy
bridal party.
"Thus a materialist," he went on,
"would call marriage merely a state
wherein you give a woman hail your
'victual, to get the other hall cooked"
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Nerve.
"Mr. Farsyte sent me over to ask you
if you'd lend him your umbrella," said
the boy.
"Certainly," replied Suburbs, "but
what does he want with it? It isn't rain-
ing."
"No, sir, but he said it was pretty sure
to be rainin' some day soon, and he'd
need it then."—The Catholic Standard
and Times.
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Curious Incidents of the Dethroning of
Ring Oscar.
The Anises des Seiences Psyciques
publishes some ungainly stories in con-
nection with the substitution of Ring
Haakon for Ring ()sear as ruler of Nor:
way. On November 18, it says e nlina-
ber of officers were assembled in the
Casino of Agershus, where Ring Haa-
lion was expected to make his entry.
They awaited with impatience the first
cannon shot which should announce the
arrival of the war ship Heitndal in the
roadstead. Suddenly a peculiar crackling
sound was heard coming from the far
end of the room, and it was perceived
that a large portrait of Ring Oscar in
a frame, surmounted with a crown was
falling. The picture and frame suffered
no hurt but the crown was smashed into
atoms.
Several days afterward, at a supper
given by a former Minister, Herr Ha-
gerun, the incident was mentioned, and
a journalist remarked ironically thatl
the walls of the Casino were defective,
and indulged in other pleasantries when
the attention of the company was sud-
denly arrested by a grinding noise. A
second afterward a bracket supporting a
life-sized bust of King Oscar gave way,
and the bust fell with a bang. This co-
incidence created an immense impres-
sion, and the company separated earlier
than they intended. Similar incidents
happened in other places, says the An-
nales.
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The Queen Ant.
Dr. William Morton Wheeler shows in
the Popular Science Monthly that the
queen ant has not had justice done to
her by naturalists. As compared with
the famous queen bee, he regards her as
a far more admirable creature. In fact,
they are, in many iimportant' respects,
diametrical opposites. The queen. bee is
a degenerate creature, unable to nourish
either herself or her young, to visit flow-
ers, to build combs or to store them with
honey. With the queen ant quite the re-
verse is true. She is "a perfect exemplar
and embodiment of her species; and the
I worker ants suffer from incomplete and
I retarded development. The queen ant is
a very industrious and intelligent work-
er, and Dr. Wheeler points out that she
forms an exceedingly interesting subject
for study, and has not hitherto been well
understood.
Give the Boy a Pup's Chance.
If a man has a $10 pup he would look after
it carefully and not let it run all over town,
but if he had a boy it would be different,
He is turned loose at a certain age and let
go to the devil. The people ,wonder where
the great army of tramps, loafers, dead beats
and sots came room in each decade, fThey
are germinated from the pure seed gathered
from aur homes and sown broadcaste upon
our streets and alleys. It may be your 1s
starting In that direction. At all events the
boy ought to be given the Sante chance with
the pupa.
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On the Trail.
"Tommy, what ancient King was it
ho played on the fiddle while Rome was
rising."
`Hector, ma'am."
o, no—not Hector."
hen it wuz Dook."
flee? What do you mea▪ n, Tom -
1, then, it' must a been Nero. I
it wuz somebody with a dog's
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Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
India's Excess of Widows.
(Lahore Tribune.)
The number of widows 1n India is dally
on the incroase. ,Sucli a state of things is
attributed to
marriageisrespo siblefor the highest nuns
ber. The total number of women inhabiting
India is 143,966,447, out of which 25,801, 930
are widows, which means that out of every
five there is one widow. The Fundus carry
the highest number of widows, which is 19, -
We give below in detail the age and the
number of widow in India, of all religions
combined:• Widows.
Ago•
Under one year .....• ••• ••• ••• ••- 1,004
From 1 to 2 years 2,271 1,2'27
17
From 2 to 3 Years ... ... .. •... ••• 12,271
From 3 to 4 years .. ... ... ..• ••• 15,423
From 5 to 10 years ......... ••. •.• 595,403
From 10 to 15 years ... ... ••• ••• 673,662
From 15 to 20 years .. •.• ••• ••• 5922;167
Prom 20 to 25 years ... ... .. • 1432,725
3,725
From 25 to 30 years ... ......... • • • 4 432,408
From 30 to 40 years. ... ••• ••. 4,135,552
From 40 to 45 years ... ,. •• ••• ••' S 134,033
From 60 to 60 years ... ... • • • • •. 6,634,033
Above 60 years .,. ... .•.
Total .., .. ••• .•. ... .....25,891,936
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MERELY AN OLD WOMAN.
Her Social Position Didn't Affect Her
Digestive Powers.
A famous American physician was
sl lilnioned to the bedside of an, elderly
geese dame, of distinguished name and
iris millions, says the New York
Press. The physician examined her care-
fully. Then he said:
"You must get up every morning at 6
o'clock. Take for breakfast a cup of
weak tea and two pieces of dry toast.
From 9 to 11 exercise, either walking or
sweeping or dusting. At noon lunch on
a, slice of coldheat, filtered, uniced
water and stale bread. Don't sleep in
the afternoon; exercise again. For din-
ner take nothing but a little meat, a
vegetable and toast. No sweets, no
wines, no social dissipation of any kind."
The eyes of the grands dame flashed
with fire as she said:
"But, doctor, do you comprehend my
position? Do you know who I am?"
`4Perfectly, madam," answered the
physician. "You are an old woman with
a sour stomach"
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Exodus of American Farmers.
It is not to be wondered at that the states
of the northwest, and those especially abut-
ting Canada, (should view with regret that in
its intensity verges the alarm the constant
and Increasing trek of American farmers es -
cross the border. It is naturally dishearten-
ing to see coming into our our ports each
years aliens by the hundred thousand for
whom the cultivation of the soli has no at-
tractions, while from the other side of the
country the flower of an agricultural popu-
lation is forsaking its old holdings and clti-
zenshio and finding homes on the rich virgin
acres of Canada.
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children trouble you in this way. Don't
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adults and aged people troubled with
urine difficulties by night or day.
Getting Along in Years.
(Topeka, lien., Capital.)
We find that we have reached the poiht
in life where "you don't look so old as that"
la the most pleasing thing that can be said
to us."
Henry Elliott, of Sherbrooke, N. S.,
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The West Shore takes you through the
Mohawk Valley and along the Hudson
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steamers between Albany and New Lork,
if desired.
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Buffalo, X. Y.
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Sound Business Sense.
Smart wife—Don't worry, George; I
wrote an article for the paper to -day
showing how to get up a family dinner
for $1 and I took it around and the edit-
or gave me $1.
Husband—That's a rare piece of luck.
What are you going to do with the dol-
lar?
"I'm going to try the recipe myself and.
see if it will work.'—New York Week-
ly.
Looking Forward.
Scientist—I know I haven't long to
live, doctor, and when I die want you
to perform an autopsy. I'm very anxi-
ous to know just what's the matter
with me.—Translated for Tales from
"Filegende Blatter,"
Welcome Awaits Edward.
The suggestion has been made that it would
be graceful and appropriate for King Edward
oeeimake the
a istdoptiie
occasion for pytgavhe Unid
States. The suggestion is an exoelient ono
and it Is to be hoped that "the king and
emperor" may be pleased to act upon it.
He will convince shims of the e a lChospitome awhichre
hospitality and good
will of the American people. Nearly fifty
years ago, when a youth, the king paid a
visit to Canada and the United States and
was eVerywhersl,welcomed with acclamations.
ah Theking,t part of the United Statesthe Prince of . Theret is
not a city which he would recognize 1f he
Were to come here next year -and go over
the route he took !n_ il3i0.
A Family Likeness.
Some soldiers quartered in a country
village, when they met at roll -call were
asking one another what kind of quar-
ters they had got. One of them said he
had very good quarters, but the strang-
est landlady he ever saw -sloe always
took him off. A comrade said he would
go along with him and take her off. We
went, and offered to shake hands with
her, saying, "How are you, EIspa?"
"Indeed, sir," said she, `ye hae the
better o' me. I din'na ken ye." Mrs. VTlnslow's Soothing Syrup should al -
`Dear me, Elspa," replied the soldier, ways be used for alalldresl teething. it
"d' ye no ken me? I'm the devil's sister's °Ooh the 1111'
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w6 oo2io and ie the best remedy for ier-
son:' rhoea.
"()ear, save us!" quoth the old wife,
looking him in the face; "anon, but ye're
like your uncle!"
ISSUE NO. 30, 1906
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"I Love Youl"
(Life.)
A Danish paper compares "I love you"
in 2neny languages. Here are some of
theme—the Danish paper is our only au-
thority for their correctmeeu-: The China-
man ,says, "Uo ngai ni"; the Armenian,
"Ge einem ez hez"; the A'rabiam, very
shortly, "Nehabeeck"; the Egylptinn,
similar, " tvT'aclrkeb"; the Turk, "Ski sev-
ejorum"; and the H•indoo, "Main Lyne loo
gar kaarym": But ,oversvlaelming is the
declaration of love of 'an Esquimau, who
tries to win the chosen one by the pleas-
ing sound. of the dainty little word, "Uni-
figs aerntdiluinalerfimaajungnarsigujak."
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows.
1
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Something to Brag About.
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Brown were bos-
om friends. It was astonishing what a
lot they knew about other people's bust-
.
uss
i.ness.
,The conversation turned. in the di-
rection of a Mrs. Tittlesay, a new ar
rival in the next street.
"I hear she's suffering from appen-
dicitis," declared Mrs. Brown.
"Suffering!" echoed Mrs. Jones con-
temptuously.
"Why, yes; didn't you know that?"
asked Mrs. Brown.
"Yes, I heard she had got appendi-
citis," replied. Mrs. Jones, "but, Lor!
judging by the way they bragged
about it I thought it was some sort
of piano player. What is it, any-
way!" -'-Answers.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Stopped Him
(Cleveland teader.)
"Do you think your father would like mo
as a son-in-law?"
"Yes, I believe he would."
"Oh. Ioyt I—"
"Papa and I never agree about anything,
you know,"
Not Confined to Water.
Boarding House Beeper—Will you have
soup to -night?
Lodger—No ,thinks. I'm off the water wa-
on. +
AWMF
A true friend is ane who won't hold
you responsible to -morrow for what you
ear today.
How to Know Them.
The soda water man—By his phizz.
The temperance man—By his no's.
The conceited manBy his I's.
The surveyor—By his feet.
The captain of industry—By his hands.
Tro military man—By his arms.
The stovepipe man—By his elbows.
The rubber man—By his neck.
The miserly man—By his chest.
The tourist -By his trunk.
The dairy man—By his calves.
The iron man—By his nails..
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Between the Horns.
(New York Sun.)
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So It Does.
(Philadelphia Public Ledger.)
"You ought to take a trip through one 0'
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"What d'ye think of all that modern mach-
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