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The Herald, 1906-07-13, Page 6Sentossaasdloosrmosssosossmookensnoosos READ THEM. .Educational Epigrams in England railed '' v:rrc11is1ns." .ugrletine firrell, the British minis- ter of education, who is now facing a great deal of criticism in his country, as an able epigram -maker. In a reeent address he said: "If the children of the future are to be wiser than their forefathers in pro- portion to the superiority of the build- ings in which they receive their educa- tion all the young people in the gallery will be Newtons or Darwins." • "Deputations are a form of torture of which I have had quite sufficient ex- perience." "I regret that some of the fine trees that were in your grounds have had to be sacrificed, but it is a most disagree- able thing to have a fine four -hit at cricket interfered with by the boughs of a tree, however beautiful," "Since I have been at the board of education, I have become acquainted with a great many hard words." "Difference of education is the dif- ference between people who are well educated and those who are badly edu- cated," "No momentary education can ever crake me otherwise than nervous in the presence of the headmaster." "Though Shakespeare was not a pro fessor, he occasionally said a thing worth repeating." MARTYRDOM' D[SCE 1B1 l'!. Kington Man Tells Bow He Suffered and How tic was Cured. "For years e. mar- tyr," is how Chas.. H. Powell, of 105 Raglan street, Iiingston, be- gins his story. "A martyr to chronic constipation, but now I am free from it and all through the use of CHAR. H. POWELL Dr. Leonhardt'e Anti - Pill. "I was induced to try Anti -Pill by residing the testimony of someone who had been cured of constipation by it. I had suffered for eighteen years and had taken tons of stuff recommended as cures, but which made me worse rather than better. Doctors told. me there was no cure for lee. Dr. LeonhaAir:'s Anti - Pill cured me." A11 dealers, or the 'Mimi -Pyle Co., Limited, Niagara Palls, Ont. Aid $ Bridal Gifts. They are sent early. They are acknowledged immediately. They are sent, by intimates, when the engagement is formally announced. In case the announcement is missed they should be dispatched as soon as the invitation is received. It is very wrong to make one's gift at the hist moment, as the bride is bound to acknowledge it herself, if possible. In ease of a semi-official or other wed- ding, when gifts are received in such quantities that a personal note to each would be impossible, it is usual for the bride's mother, or her mother's or fath- er's secretary, to indite these replies. Any such arrangement is avoided when passible, though, as the appreciative per- sonal note affords the giver much plea- sure. Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. Sambo Bowles' New Poem, This is the woc.ing,, the winning, the gracious, the maidenly June—ready for bridal, for the true love, for the long love, and capturing all. And now there are calopogons, pogon- ias and the supreme arethusa that fol- low. And now, too, how rich and voluptuous are the mountains, with their woodland advancement.—Springfield Republican. Somniloquy. Talking in sleep is more common than is generally supposed. Of two hundred students between the ages of 20 and 30 years, 41 per cent. of the men and 37 per cent. of the women talked in their sleep, and most of them could answer gw'stions—Ilarper's Weekly. !4,17' IS J J11J11.4CLE1 s, --say Hamilton People Bleeding Piles Cured —after Years of Suffering. Miracle -days may be past—but the day of saving people from suffering is ever-present. What is more distressing than Itching, Bleeding P11w? Some say the only cure is the knife. We say, operations are unnecessary. Read this letter: "Foryears I had Piles, which Prot, ceded and bled freely. The itching pain was sometimes almost stobearable, Often I suffered so severey it was neat to impossib1 to remain on duly. It was a hardship, to wclk. t tried many remedies, but with poor ssccess. " This winter, in New York—at lheienck Show - 2T suffered greatly—was almost compelled to remain ser my room. I b icd several re»,edies—without relief, " On my return home, Mira Chanter! was advised trued it. In only a shad time, all the irritation and pain ceased. I can now walk with ease and attend eery duties as a member of the Fire Deftest amen!. ' I strongly recommend lifira Ointment to anyone iatferingfrom this annoying complaint. "Hamilton, March s, zoos," (Signed) Mark O'Rourke, :86 Hess Si. N. isn't that the sort of proof you want ? Mr. O'Rourke is the well-known breeder of bull -terrier dogs. Everyone in Hamilton knows him. Mira )intment brings quick, laming relief, and permanently cures the worst cares of Piles, Eczema, Ulcers, Sorry, Chafing, Burns and other skin ilrestbles. 50e, a box -6 for $2.50 At dmgitts' '--oefrons The Chemists' Co. of Canada, Limited Ili (awiltcn—Toronto. t Look for the tradensark— ,I Il indL46 MARE FLEW Tzs.EID, CUT OF "IMPERIAL" PUMPING WINDMILL Outfit which won the CHAMPIONSHIIP OF THD WORLD against 21 American, British and Canadian manufacturers, after a two months' thorough trial. Made by GOOLD, SHAPLEYa'2 1MUIR CO. LIMITED, Brantford. Canada. Berry -Time Suggestions. A delectable combination of vanilla ice cream, strawberry ice and while straw- berries: Put a tablespoonful of vanilla ice cream in a punch glass, cover com- pletely with strawberry ice and arange strawberries on top. Another good ice cream and straw- berry dish: Make balls of vanilla ice cream, roll in cocoanut until they are very bristly and surround with berries. This berry pudding is recommended: Sift together three cups of flour, a lit- tle salt, a teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda and a litle cinnamon to flavor. Mix with a cupful of molasses and half a cup- ful of water. Stir in a pint of berries and steam in a mould for an hour and a half. It is strawberry season, The best way of serving berries, especially at break- fast, is with the hulls left on. If the fruit is large and perfect no washing is necessary. Simply wipe three or four at a time with a small brush. If berries nnlst be washed, be sure to let the water flow over them after hulling, as they cannot be handled well after they are wet. Wilson's FLY ADS ONE PACKET HAS ACTUALLY KILLED A BUSH1L OF FLIES Sold by all Druggists and General Stores and by mail. TEN CENTS PER PACKET FROM ARCI-IDALE WILSON, HAMILTON, ONT. GREAT FLEETS OF THE WORLD. War Vessels Built and Building by Lead- ing Maritime Powers, A return showing the fleets of Great Britain, France, Russia, Germany, Italy, the United States of America and Japan on March 31, 1906, distineruishing battleships built and building, torpedo vessels, torpedo boat destroyers, torpedo boats and submarines, built or building, was issued as a ParIianrentary White Paper yesterday. The number of battleships of these countries is as follows: Great Britain, 61; France, 29; Russia, 12, Germany, 31; Italy, 16; United States, 15; .japan, 11. Coast defence vessels, armored: France, 9; Russia, 6; Germany, 11; United States, 11; Japan, 3. Cruisers of all classes: Great Britain, 114; France, 57; Russia, 13; Germany, 47; Italy, 25; United States, 35; Japan, 36. Torpedo vessels, torpedo boat de- stroyers and torpedo boats: Great Bri- tain, 251; France, 301; Russia, 247; Ger- many, 128; Italy, 152; United States, 54; Japan, 111. Submarines: Great Britain, 25; France 39; Russia. 13; Germany, 1; Italy, 2; United States, 8; Japan, 5. Great Britain is the only country re- turning scouts, the number entered being 8. Under the building return it is shown that Great Britain is building 6 first- class battleships, 10 armored cruisers, 1S torpedo boat destroyers and 15 sub- marines. France: Six first-class battle- ships, 23 torpedo boat destroyers, 52 torpedo boats, and 32 submarines. Russia: Four first-class battleships, 4 armored cruisers, 1 first -elms protected eruisers, 29 torpedo boat destroyers and 15 submarines. Germany: Six first- class battleships, 2 armored cruisers, 6 second-class protected cruisers, 6 tor- pedo boat destroyers and 1 submarine, "experimental." Italy: Four first-class battleshops, 2 armored cruisers, 4 tor- pedo boat destropers, 20 t'"'.pedo boats, and 4 submarines. — London Daily Graphic. a se. He Had Tried to Please. She—Here we've been married just one month, and now you no longer love me, He—But, my dear— "Don't try to explain. I'm not blind. You made a mistake—you ought to have married some silly, stupid woman. "Bu, dearest, I've done my best."--- Translated. est."--Translated for 'Tales from "De Biro." ( INVENTED '3Y IVIADIIIEN, Lunatioe W110 Suceee3ed in Devising Really Useful Articles. It Is stated in ali seriousness by the resident Physician of a large asylum for the insane near \✓ashington that per- sons confined in such institutions fro - display nln.ventive tura of umind, One of Ills own patients, declares this offloialgvently, believes u the asylum because ofhimhisself inshabilitytup Lino pay iho uationai debt, and in the hope oef raising the wherewithal to defray this trif- ling obligation, slid eo obtain release, ho has devoted himself to Jnventtag things, n; monht surdStraideasge,to hesayJxadaprodguacedostwoof that are readily Praoticahle. Hlest! riends andq rho Physician quoted have pplied him wuithires; such harmlesshehas matelately flinchrials as he ed re - a simple automatic contrivance for the bead of a tennis racket, to pick up the balls and abolish stooping. It acts per- fectly, and so convinced are a number of officials in the institution that there is money in the idea, that they have advised the lunatic's friends to secure a pat- ent for him, in case he becomes cured. His other invention is of a different kind, being a really efficacious preven- tive of seasickness. It is very simple; two of Its component parts aro In every kit- chen and the rest In every drug store, n insane,it instance cainterestingclevernessto noteof that a very valuable improvement connected with machinery, now in daily use every- where, was invented by the inmate of an asylum. in Massachusetts, wall known to every one by name. As he Is now quite cured, and is a somewhat Prominent man, his name cannot, of course, be given; but his invention, de- signed and modelled as a diversion while absolutelythousands of insane, dollars. has since brought him in A lunatic at an asylum in Louisiana in- 1 vented a flying machine, together with an unique method of suspending 11 in mid-air. "Atmospheric pressure being fifteen ponds to the square inch," he said, "I have simply to exhaust all the air from above my air -drip by an eonr- mous air -pump fixed over the whole deck, and the air pressure underneath will sup- port the ship." The ficiby tellinghim the idea �washia gogoodeman but that he would reed a second one, pupump on top of the first, to exhaust the that would be pressing down that pump, and another, that, and so on, but he declared he once made a model that worked splendidly. He said: "It flew about the room like a the window chanced to bbedUnfortunately, atthe time, so it flew out and I therefore lost it." The superintendent of another asylum tells of a patient who evolved a plan for laying a cable around the world in two days. His idea was to send up a Powerful altitude withloa cable t attached. et possible the revolution of the earth on its axis the lybaround ltheheatheinw eats -four chours, Women Money Minters. Unfortunately the majority of wo- men money earners remain amateurs in their work as well as in their ac- complishments and studies. They often work for years without considering if their time and labor could not be spent to better advantage. If a woman is to earn money at all, why should she not put ambition and + en- ergy into her work to accomplish as much as possible. She should not allow herself *?, ly: satisfied with doing anything short of her best in whatever she undertakes. It is by no means desirable that all women should be money earners, but it is most import- ant that all should be capable of earn- ing enough to support themselves and those dependent upon them.—American Magazine. Digby, N. S. Minard's Liniment Co,, Limited: Gentlemen,—Last August my horse was badly cut in eleven places by a barb- ed wire fence. Three of the cuts (small ones), healed soon, but the others be- came foul and rotten, and though I tried many kinds of medicine they had no de - suit. At last a doctor advised ale to use MINARD'S LINIMENT and in four weeks' time every sore was healed and the hair has grown over each one in fine )Condition. The Ilnimlent is certainly wonderful in its working. JOlaN R. $OLDEN. Witness, Perry Baker. A Blooming Fraud, "A good old man was accosted one dray in the suburbs by a robust chap of 35 or so, who said in ahusky voice: "'Kin ye gimme alittle help, par•dner? The price of a eup o' coffee and a roll? I'm paralyzed in both hands and can't work.' "Suspecting the fellow to be an impos- ter, the old gentleman said: "I'm deaf? I don't hoar you. Write what you have to say. Here is a pencil and here is an old envelope.' "The beggar thought intently. He mut- tered to himself: "'Write with paralyzed hands! I hadn't possible. But he's deef, and didn't hear me. I'll chuck a different bluff.' "So then he wrote with slow pains: "Am destoot with six children starven at hum crin for bred please help for the love of heaven.' "The old man read this note and smil- ed. Then his brow darkened and he cried in a loud voice: "You villainous imposter! I thought you had paralysis and couldn't grasp any- thing.' "The beggar looked surprised and hurt. "Didn't ye say ye was deof 2' he gasp- ed. "`Yes, in order to find out if you were deceiving me! "`Well, cried the beggar in a tone of righteous indignation, 'of all the bloom - in' frauds I ever seen you're the biggest! The idea of your pretendin' to be deef and tryin' to impose en a poor feller wot.—" "And here, his feelings overcoming him, the man raised his paralyzed hand and gave the aged reformer a box on the ear. Then he made off on a run." --Chi- cago Chronicle. Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows, +.s The longest tituo a banknote has been away from Threadneedle street is 111 years. It was for £25. $5,000 REWARD will be paid to any person who proves that Sunlight Soap contains any injurious chemicals or any form of adulteration. 1 is a perfect cleaner and will not injure anything. • Best for all household pur- poses, Sunlight Soap's super- iority is most conspicuous in the washing of clothes. Common soaps destroy the painted or varnished surfaces of woodwork and take the color out of clothes. Even the daintiest linen or lace, or the most delicate colors may be safely washed with Sunlight Soap in the Sunlight way (follow direc- tions). Equally good with hard or soft water. Your money refunded by the dealer from whom you buy Sunlight Soap if you find any cause for complaint. Lever Brothers Limited. Toronto r57 - The Thrifty French Peasant. (New York World.) Nothing else has so impressed John D. Rockefeller during his stay in France as the thrift and industry of the people. "There is no waste," he says, with ad- miration, "in farm or field; there is no waste in the kitchen." Mr. Rockefeller put his finger at once upon a source of France's strength. Kings have gone, and come, empires crashed in the dust, fash- ions in republics changed, but the French peasant has gone on steadfastly tilling the soil with a passionate love of produc- tion. The revolution made him a land owner and no shift of governments or chane of industrial conditions has wean- ed him away from the land. Snail ht Soap is better than other coapt., but is beet when used in the Sunlight way. 'Any Sunlight Soap and follow directions. Does Sot Blame the Church. • (Philadelphia Press.) "Can't I induce you to go to church?" asked the earnest evangelist. "Oh, not fur mine, doe," replied the hobo. "Perhaps you have some feeling against the •church that may be—" "No, I ain't got no grudge agin it; mine wuz a home weddin ." ISSUE NO. 27, 1:906 MISCELLANEOUS, ENVELOPES All sizes, any quantity, fifty cents thousand and up; receiver's clearance sale. W. R. ADAMS, 401 Yonge street, Toronto. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup Ahould al- ways be used for chDldren teething. It soothes the ohild, soothes the gurus, cures wind colio and Is the beat remedy for Diar- rhoea. • 'SDR. jjLEE OY''S FEMALE PILLS rs sure ,hmonthly safe, 5111aabeene Prance for over fifty years, and found invaluable ford bby then makers DeEnclosearea mpfor sealed circular. Price 61.00er box or gr y mail, securely sealed, on receipt of price LE ROY PILL CO., Box 42. Hamilton, Canaria. Where Will You Go This Summer? • It you desire rest and recreation, wby not try "The River St. Lawrence Trip?" Folders descriptive of the Thousand Islands, Rapids, Montreal, Quebec, Murray Bay, Ta- dousac, the far tamed Saguenay River, etc., on application to any railroad or steamboat ticket agent. For illustrate guide, "NIAGARA TO TH2 SEA," send six cents in postage stamps to H. Foster Chaffee, Western Passenger Agent, Toronto. ae1' Wipe Out the Vermin. (London Globe.) Mad or sane, Anarchists are vilely and abominably wicked, their enthusiasm for humanity is a sham, and they have no purpose beyond the gratification of the most bestial cruelty. They deserve no pity, and should receive none. They have appealed unto Terror; to Terror let there go. We would not hesitate to inflict upon them the tortures they de- sign for others; and since they maintain that death by high explosives is com- praatively merciful, we should not have the least objection to seeing them made to test their own theories. In the mean- time an agreement among civilized na- tions to give them a sound dose of the cat before execution might ant as a de- terrent upon Reasons tempted to join them. Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Drummer and Boy. A drummer was passing a corn field in Floyd County, Va. He saw a boy in the field. The corn did not look very promising, and the following conversa- tion occurred: Drummer—Your corn looks very yel- low. Boy—We planted the yellow kind. Drummer—It does not look like you will get more than half a crop. Boy—It makes no difference, as we only get half of it, anyway. Drummer—. -you must not be very far from a fool. Boy—No, sir; the fence is just be- tween us.—Judge's Magazine of Fun. We like best to call SCOTT'S EMULSION a food because it stands so em- phatically for perfect nutrition. And yet in the matter of restor- ing appetite, of giving new strength to the tissues, especially to the nerves, its action b that of a medicine. Sand for free sample. SCOTT r BOWNE, Cbagr{stsA, T• oronto, and P.m; all druggists. rano, Willing to Divide Time. Mr. Spat—Now, if you'll just listen to me— Mrs. Spat—Oh, you can't convince me. Mr. Spat—Probably not, but if we're going to spend the rest of the night in argument I want my share of the time. Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. Scribbler—He's a most forgiving sort of fellow. Serawler—Yes, he can forgive anything except a friend's success. rrta lconac•rna._ That precSous r 5, !e a iwosttive cure for ed; female diaeeraes. Writs icor demeeiytiose etrenlaa and free samrple. R. S. McGILL, Simcoe. OM. ereseawrcnw,mr , Fanners and Dairymen When you regvfiro • Tub, Pall, Wash Basin or Milk Pan Ae,k your gr'ooea tics E. D. EDDY'S FIBRE t , ARE ARTICLES You will find they give you satis- faction every time. THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE Insist on being supplied With EDDY'S every times avoli atrawAdr smeworgpratriceleg