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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1906-02-09, Page 6"BWilia L SAO11.T lite t, sm %marl Elimination of the Superfluous :Engages Attention of Critic, .Ells English writer has boon devoting his .foltentien to the cli nlaatlon of unueeessarY Wes" sial hat. succeeded In presenting a : ttuat, ttve list. of articles whieh mankind 'loses not need. Lite many other prupa- 1,stro fists cf a new ('Lilt Ile goes to extremes am Ccrimp instances, but, on the whole, ?.,ai:.e.s out a pretty good case. IIe holds, to 1iteigsla with, that the resident of a city does .'bet require a watch, Ile goes so far as to oar that an umbrella is not indispensable, .40o'CL cites Lord Beaconsfield, who never ear - n:44 an umbrella, as au illustrious e:.ample. n'Whisu it rained he `oolc refuge under the te:ubrslaz of the prettiest woman he could the silk hat is tabooed by this iconoclast. inventory we Marl the flapthasuperfluous t eoversthekeyholenof the eirstral door, vrhich often sadly interferes sit the entrance of the belated, and per- haists bibulous, householder. 'It is re- deemed from absolute futility by its power c5d occasional annoyance." Ile inquires as "B?•tabodY infhisese�neslwvantsea tax el oulaa.n umbrella." Thy aro there two buttons, or even one, 6•s..' fIle sleeve of a coat? The writer took ,a toms of his -buttons, and found that tis of them were unnecessary. He is par- iahs/laxly anxious as to the two buttons be - &led on a frock coat. Taking a survey of Ole whole human family, he finds that there saws fftt4t,000,000 buttons worn, all of them use- tiesL No one has discovered the necessity See fourteen or sixteen pockets concealed lGa men's clothes. This is the limit of super- ekgit? :r Mother Your little ones are a constant care in Fall and Winter weather. They will catch cold. Do you know about Shiloh's Consumption Cure, the Lung Tonic. and what it has done for so many ? it is said 8o be the only reliable remedy for all •diseases of the air passages in children. 11t is absolutely harmless and pleasant to take. It is guaranteed to cure or your money is returned. The price is 25c. per bottle, and all dealers in medicine sell ;r:; 1-11 L This remedy should be in every household. His Ghastly Jest. Tete eilderiy cannibal greeted the new re:legionary warmly, says the Chicago CU -ankle. Jaekson," he said,. 'with a vigorous p�eessure of the hand. `Surely 'not K. *it'6aolaer Jackson III.?" "Yes." said 'the young man, beaming. '"s: es The ,same." • I'hen it will interest y.ou to know, ,,air,," said the savage, "that I once served yaxur grandfather, the first K. Hooker." d4Indeed? And in what way?" the mis- . ttauary said. Broiled," the. other answered, grin - ominously. e>o I E HAM [N IT 11113 RE 8k18 aslicrs Kidney Pills Cured Robt. Bond of Bright's Disease. SC& Doctor Who Said There Was no Hope for Him, Now Pronounces Him Well rFe Tells His Own Story. Mt. Brydges, Ont., Jan. 20.—(Special.) —among the sunny .people iu this neigh- !atthcod Who tell of the great work 113nadrl's Kidney Pills are doing, none is mate emphatic than that old and re- arpent d. citizen, Mr. Robert Bond. "I believe I owe my life to Dodd's lrlaey Pills," Mr. Bond says. "Aly aattearding physician said I was in the ?asst stages of Bright's Disease and that there was no hope for me. Then I corn- eae -aced to take Dodd's Kidney Pills essi. used in all twenty boxes. Now I mat well, sleep well, and my doctor says if stn well. Dodd.'s Kidney Pills and . =thing else cured pie. Do you wonder ' f am alwaysreadyto say a good word Ear Dodd's Kidney Pills?' What will cure Bright's Disease will ,easily cure any other form of Kidney ?,Osease. Dodd's Kidney Pills will al- : sways cure Bright's Disease. They are ate only remedy 'that will eure Bright's Disease. Be sure you get Dodd's. V CI RE NARD will + be paid to any person who proves that Sunlight Soap contains any injurious chemicals or any form of adulteration. is equally goad with hard or soft water. If you use Sunlight Soap in the Sunlight way (follow directions) you need not boil nor rub your clothes, and yet you will get better results than with boiling and hard rubbing in the old-fashioned way. As Sunlight Soap contains no injurious chemicals and is perfectly pure, the most delicate fabrics and dainty silks and laces may be washed without the slightest injury. Lever Brothers Limited, Toronto Your money refunded by the dealer from whom you buy Sunlight Soap if you find any cause for complaint. :se White Pine About Exhausted. The Bargain, There is food for natural reflection in Housewife (to new domestic)—There is the statement by a newspaper represent- one thing I wish to say to you. The last ing the 'Michigan lumber interests that girl had a habit of coming into the par - "to all intents and purposes there is no tar and playing the piano occasionally. white pine here any more." The fact You never play the piano do you?" can hardly be ignored that the case pre- New Domestic—Vs, mum, I plays; but sents an example of undiscriminating tar- I'll have to charge yez half a crown week iff policy. 'No intelligent protectionist will deny that the purpose of a protective tariff is to foster and increase the do- mestic production of the staple on which the duty is laid. No man with his eyes open can dispute that the effect of teh tariff on. lumber has been to hasten the destruction of the white pine forests. When forty years of that duty has end- ed in wiping out what was the most im- portant supply of lumber in this country the reason for continuing the obstacle against drawing ou other countries for our lumber needs is hard to perceive. 4•p Lord Rosebery. (Chicago Chronicle.) There may be two opinions about Lord IYosebery's character as a politician, but there can only be one as to his occasional ap- pearance in the capacity of a man of let - Sera. In the domain of history and litera- ture he touches nothing which he does not Morn and hie range is a wide one—from the eamerial captive of St. Helena to the inspired o".retseman at Dumfries. Hls address at Dumfries some years ago on Burns was ono 4:2 the finest things of the kind to which klkotsmen had ever been treated. STRONG WORDS BY A NEW YORK SPECIALIST.—"After years of testing and comparison I have no hesitation in say- ing that Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart is the quickest, safest, and surest known to medical science I use it in my own prac- tice. It relieves the most acute forms of heart ailment inside of thirty minutes and never fails." --35. T'airville, Sept. 30, 100e. >8'9in.ard's 7'.,iniment Co., Limited: li)ear Sirs,—We -wish to inform you .t we consider your MINAB.D'S LINI- ;t1fiT:_VT a very superior arbiele, and we case it as a sure relief for sore throat and chest. When I tell you I would not be without it if the price was one dollar a, bottle., I mean it, Yours truly, CII -4„S. F. TILTON. A Mince Pie Story. "Once when I was reporter," said David Belasco at a. holiday dinner, "I spent two days with a gang of tramps in order to get material for an article on tramp life. "These tramps were a merry lot. They had as many stories to tell as the end man of a minstrel show. The excellent mince pie that we have just been eat- ing reminds meof a mince pie episode told by one of the wanderers. "He said that a friend of his, one cold. day in January, knocked at the kitchen door of e. farmhouee. "'Well,' said the farmer's wife. 'You here again ?' "'Yes, ma'am,' said the tramp respect- fully. 'I want to know, ma'am, if you'll be kind enough to give me the recipe for that there mince pie what I .had here yesterday.' "'Well, the idea!' cried the farmer's wife. 'Land sakes, pian, what do you want that recipe for ?' "To settle a bet,' replied the tramp. `My partner says you use three cups of Portland cement to one of molasses, but I claim it's only two and a half.'" Summer Colony of Doctors. When the Smile Comes Off. When he goes to pay his life him-tr- ainee nanir-ai ee premium these trays," ,remarked the home-grown philosopher, "the smile of she most confirmed optimist is likely to ;scale to a sickly grin." aixtry if I'm to Burnish inusis for the family. -L• ondon''iit-Bits. hlisard s Liniment Cdares Diphtheria. The Fire Fiend at Work. The fire bell clanged about 11 o'clock on Wednesday forenoon, and there was unusual commotion and excitement. The high wind � made it a mighty dangerous time for a fire to break out and everybody was scared. For some reason there wasn't a dray on the public square, and the result was the fire - boys had to pull the cart themselves. BY the time they got around to the west side of the square their tongues were hanging out of their mouths, and Deputy Sheriff Wal- ters, who was on :horseback, grabbed the rope and pulled the cart after him. Ono of Tom Carleton's cab teams grew frightened at the pandemonium and dashed off down the street from the Pickwick at a furious gallop. Bert Castle overtook him on his racer ani brought them back. Let's see where we are at, anyway. Oh, yes, the fire, why it was a .panful of _grease got afire down at Tom Snorgrass', Burnt all 'of the grease up. but Tom says he's willing to give this much toward making the old town lively. -a KIDNEY CRY.—Pain in the back is the cry of the kidneys for help. To neglect the call is to deliver the body over to a disease cruet, ruthless, and finally 111e destroying. South American Kidney Cure has power akin to miraculous in helping the needy kid- neys out of the mire of disease. It relieves in six houre.-33. 4 + S. "Nine Tailors Make a Man" In connection 'with the recent discus- sion upon the origin of this saying, the Rev. D. P. McPherson writes in the Liv- erpool Ooraileteagethathe effect that the phrase is a corruption of "Nine tellers mark a man," whieh is used in describ- ing escrib- i. gthe telling or tolling of a funeral For the purpose of forming a colony of medical men a syndicate of twenty- five Manhattan and Brooklyn physicians, of which Dr. Henry Kane, of Brooklyn, is a prominent member, has purchased a tract of 7,000 acres of land. near Yap - hank, Suffolk county. Plans for its de- velopment include the erection of a ho- tel, a railroad station and many cot- tages. The tract is a part of the Wil- liam Sidney Smith estate, known as Longwood. It is in the central section of Long Island, part of it heavily cover- ed. with timber. The cost of the land is more than $100,000. SCIATICA PUT HIM ON CRUTCHES. ..s//as. Smith, dairyman, of Grimsby, Ont., r at+rites: "My limbs were almost useless groin sciatica and rheumatism, and, not- ( Withstanding my esteem for physicians, I 1 Must give the credit where it belongs. I arm a. cured man to -day, and South Ameri- an' the rest o' the lads' mothers won't let "but I can tie ii, first-class beauknot if team Rheamatle Care trust have alt the 'cin .play with me. I got no friends ut you'll bring your sweetheart around to lgaelttlt. It's a marvel" -44. 1 .. 1 ,..., 1 :Lek) alL the parsonage some evening." ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT Removes all Bard, soft or callpused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavin, eurbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, stifles, sprains, sore and swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save $50 by use of ane bot- tle. Warranted the most wonderful Ble- mish Cure ever known. "With His Wife's Money." (Atdtison, Kan.. 01 ,')e.'• Once upon a time a man married a woman who had inherited lii:i110 from a grandfather. This was all she ever re- ceived, but the man never trot tt:d,i for rt•+ the rest of his life. a He built a new store. "Did It with his wife's money," the areighbors said. The home was made over and enlarged. Ilis wiles „Soucy did it," u'ns the only comment. ity of deportment; for be sure that if the animal betrays either excitability, nervousness, or "lee in the dealer's hands he will be far worse with you, for you know you don't know, and be will know you don't.know—and those combinations spell trouble, In the same• way see him led out and put to the vehicle to which he is to be driven, noting each stage of the process, viewing him always with the icily critical eye of the individual who does not (yet) own hint. Excuse noth- ing, and make no allowances for less. If he snakes a move you don't fancy say so frankly, and tools further— there are plenty of horses,—F. M. Ware, in The Outing Magazine for January. Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Guarding the Public Eyesight. There is a controversy in England between the doctors and the opticians, who have been increasing their scientific equipment and Prescribing at a much lower price than the oculists, while general practitioners as a rule know little about optics and the prescription of glasses. It is a curious thing that there has been no organized crusade by the pro- fession against allowing the public to select its own spectacles from the exposed stock, as has been the practice ever since glasses came into use in the seventeenth century, though this is obviously more injurious. But now that the opticians have undertaken to prescribe the doctors want that forbidden by act of parliament, leaving the public free as before to choose their own spectacles. The opticians have prepared a counter bill pro- viding for opticians' diplomas to be awarded by a central council of the whole trade. o.+ "ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE."—If the thousands of people who rush to so worthy a remedy as South American Ner- vine as a Iast resort would get It as a first resort, how much misery and suffering 'would be spared! If you have any nerve disorders you needn't suffer a minute long- er. A thousand testimonials to prove it. --36. e6 HOW TO KNOW THE 8085E YOU BUY. Never have a horse brought out, or up, or down, to you, but go to the stall, and investigate for yourself certain de- tails which, once you know them. re - quire no special acumen to decide upon, or to be aware of: For instance, is there grain in the manger. and the hour of feeding some time past 2 He may be a bad feeder, nervous delicate—well to call the veterinarian's attention to this point. Is the straw under his fore- feet unusually trampled: or broken? May be one of these irritable, nervous "weav- ers" (horses which constantly sway from side to side), who are generally also bad feeders and poor property. Are the stall posts or sides battered or kicked? He may be a .kicker (by clay or night, spoiling his own rest and that of the other horses•), Does he tear, or eat his blankets ? Is he tied in any special way or simply and as other horses are? Is he gentle to approach and to han- dle—no nipping, kicking, or pulling back on the halter? Does he stand square on both •fore feet, or rest one or both alternately? Does he back quietly from the stall, picking up each hind leg with- out sudden spasmodic jerking? And when he turns. in the gangway does he do so smoothly, or does he flinch (in front) as if the boards wore not even, or his feet hurt him more or less ? Are his eyes, starifg and expressionless, his ears always forward! --indicating defect- ive vision. Once out of the stall, notice that he submits quietly to being wiped over, and betrays no resentment, while harnessing, at accepting the bit, bridle, crupper, eta, etc., and decorously permitting all ne- cessary alterations and attentions. Ac- cept no departure from absolute doeil- A Puzzler of the Sixties. If your mother's mother was my mother's sister's aunt, what relation would your great -grand -father's uncle's nephew be to my older brother's first cousin's son-in-law? 1Answer: As your mother's mother is to my elder brother's cousin's son-in-law, so is my mother's sister's aunt to your great- grandfather's uncle's nephew. Divide your mother's mother by my elder brother's first cousin's son-in-law, and multiply my moth- er's sister's aunt by your great-grand- fathers' uncle's nephew, and either acid or subtract—'we iorget which—and you will have the answer -4n the spring. •.O Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way. Buytunlight Soap and follow directions. The little measly $500 she hacl =berated was given the credit far everything he did during life, and when he died and his widow put up a monument with his life insurance, I -ler money paid for that," was said again. But this is what her money really went for: During her engagement she bought Herself a. $350 piano and a $150 diamond ring and in a few weeks lost :the ring, and there was always some regret {Shat slt'e didn't also lose the piano. Minard's Liniment Cures Oarget in Cows •-O- Caught Coming and Going. Johnny—I gotta reform an' go ter Sun- day school or else git a lot tougher. Sileie—What do you mean? Johnny --Ma won't let me play with about half the kids in this neighborhood Business: Gospel. Loyalty and a harmonious working to- gether of its several parts are assets of such pararnount importance to a business house that'no merchant can safely dis- regard their reaching a full growth. 4•o Many a man has become great over night, but he always 'wakes up in the morning. ISS x F Ca 6, 1906 Mem WANTED. FARMERS WANTED AS LAN I AGENTS FARMERS wanted all over Canada ae agents for Western Canada land, All se- lected lands, Liberal commission. Address ,S,F IR INfil,:ski„,51N1 CO a, P. 0. Box 525, Winnipeg, Man. ANTED, Rwlth a ELIALE rig, N50 int oduceAN IN Eana county, sell our goods. Permanent employment to good man. No fake. Address Box 952, Mont- real. A GENTS, WE ARD PAYING LARGEST 1-3. commissions or any company doing an honest business; we manufacture the high- est grade of flavoring powders in America: you can make from five to six dollars a day. Apply to us for particulars, Iwanta Manufacturing Co., Hamilton, Ont. MISCELLANEOUS. QW AT GORDON press feeders; wageN37 to go, ac- cording to qualifications. Robt. Duncan Co., Hamilton. ELEGRAPH OPERATORS ARE IN DE - mend by New Grand Trunk Pacific Company and other Canadian lines. We are exceptionally well prepared to trainyoung men for railroad operating and to supply competent graduates. Address Central Tel- egraph School, 3 Gerrard street east, To- ronto. W. H. Shaw, president. "STOUR FORTUNE 'TOLD FROM THE Y cradle to the grave; matters of busi- ness, love and marriage made clear. What I tell comes true. ,Send birth date and 100. Prof. Lavas, box 16, Ste. Cunegonde P. 0., Montreal, Que. Souvenir Post Cards $5;12 alt different. 60 for Largest0,and finestt stock in Canada; 600 mixed, $3; albums, all prices. W. R. Adams, Toronto, Ont. ICTURE POST CARDS, ENGLISH Olt Scotch, 6 for 16 cents. Dominion Sup- ply House, King street, Hamilton, Ont. A 111=0F?t -r -r f G=oL.L.c*NA/ The "PURITAN MAID” is the lat- est and richest idea in silk patch- work. All the col- ors of the rain- bow nicely blend- . ed. We send silks, sample u C block and instruc- a;a, tions for making for 86 cents. Sample blocks and particulars, for 4 cents. Address, BROWN MFG. CO., HAMrrmON, ONT. Mrs. Wlnslow'e Soothing Syrup should always be used for Children Teething. It soothes the child, soothes the gums, euros wind collo and is the best remedy for Diar- rhoea. Was She "Saving Her Face"? He (cautiously)Would you say "Yes" if I asked you to rn rry me? She (also cautiously) Would you ask me to marry me if you thought I'd say "Yes?" Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Ice. Long -Distance Courtship. Bell—They are the homeliest pair I ever saw. I wonder how they came to marry? Nell—They courted over the telephone. 1 co m cm That precious remedy, is a positive cure for all female illtscassts. Write for des rt/41 s ciranlar and free sample. R. S. ticGILL, Sisson, tat - FARMERS AND DA!RYNEN _. when give roqu@» to Tub, Pali, Wash Basin or MR Pan ask your grocer few E B. ED DY5S FIBRE WA'a:E ARTICLES YOU WILL, FIND THEY QIvO YOU SATISFACTION EVEi$RY TIMI3 THERE Is. NO SUBSTITUTE E INSIST ON rIBING SUPPLIED WITH EDDY'S EVERY Tt?1I3 • But He Couldn't Warrant It. "I wish you'd tie my cravat for me," said the young man to the dominfe. "I can't tie a bowknot," replied he; Et' a l.W.AY FREE F'or Correct Answers to this Puzzle The letters to the left of this advertisement when properly arranged spells four words. Can you :a spell outithreo of them it sothe grand prizes we offer are surely worth trying for. Throe Correct Anewere in. It you cannot maleathem out yourself, got some friend to help you. The Drat word when the Iotters are properly arranged spells the name of a large Canadian pity. The second word ed a elle thletters name re of some arranged fid" 2 when properlysarraTnged third the name of something we alt do. The aoellehwoPsoetno No. 3 ptename f something well MeehInnn order to help yon a little wo have put as marktandor the lot letter h>' ^ No. si In each word. Now can make k i "at thorn out. L It deco not oust you one cent to try and solve this puzzle and if you are correct, you may win alarge amount of Cash. We do.not ask any money from you and a contest like this e very interesting. It does not matter where You live, wo do not care one bit who gets the money, it you earl spell out three of these words, write them plainlyand mail your answer to us, with yi our name sad address plainly written, and if your answer s correct we will notify you promptly. We are giving away 8100.00 or correct answers and a feet minutes of your time. Don't delay, seed in your answer at 0600 We ore spending thousands ordains/Ito dollaril tai altvertlee our business. a THE GERMAN PINK PILL 00., Dept. 56789 TORONTO O1'T