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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1911-07-14, Page 2OMAN'S FR ND 4 aspiring Testimony That Tells How •..Sick Woman Can Quickly Re- gain Health and Strength. `iter years i was thin and delicate. J. Wit e:olor and was easily tired; a yellow I,aailer, pimples aad blotehos on my face were 'net only mortifying to my teelings, but •because 1 thought my stein would defer look slice again 1 grew .despond eat. Theca my appetite failed. 1 grew wer;y weak. Various remedies; kills, ton - tee and tablets I tried without permaa- eat benefit. A visit to my sister put bet;o my panda a box of Dr. }Hamilton's kills. She placed relianoe upon them and mow that they have made me a well wo- man 1 would not be without them what- ever they might cost. I found. Dr. Ham- Rotn's Pills by their xnild yet seafching *melon tivey suitable to the delios•te char- saer of r woman's nature. They never sauce griped ine, yet they established r;egula•ri'ty. My appetite grew keen—my blood red and pure—heavy rings under nutty eyes disappeared and to -day my skin is as clear and unwrinkled as when I was a girl. Dr. Hamilton's Pills did it all." The above straightforward letter from !tlrs..1. Y. Todd, wife of a well-known ember. in Rogersville, is proof sufficient t,ltsstJ Or. Hamilton's Pills are a wonder - fel wontan's medicine. Use no other pill hat Dr. Hamilton's, 25e per pox. All dealers or 'The Catairhozone Co., Kingston, Ontario. se• THE OPTIMIST. An op:linist who paused a while Where all the scene was fair, leerrelved a man whose look was sad, Arid thus addressed him there. "Y we've lost your right arm, I perceive— il..p near the shoulder too; Mot why permit an empty sleeve To bring regret to you? You cannot nope with other men, Vet why should you be glum? 'You've lost your good right arm, but then, You cannot pound your thumb.' '3:1u* optimist could bravely hope, When he was well or i11; When Trouble pounded on his door i3e was undaunted still. .3. mule once kicked him through a fence But, though he could not rise ,And suffered pain that was intense, ts's% could philosophize. "'Why should I mourn my thought, "Or speak a foolish oath? :She kicked me with one hind foot— ah, what if she had kicked with both? Vane day tyhen poured to stove oil; wood, He left hias ss native soil; could Sat as he soared away, he said: "How fortunate am I; The kitchen roof blew off just as 1 started for the sky, And if this had not happened, who Can entertain a doubt, That I would have been injured by The rafters, comnig out?" --S. E. Kiser SPOTLESS TOWN RULES. (Galt Reporter.) New Britain, Cone., dans not believe that a "city beautiful" is one built up of skyscrapers, immense public buildings, a ring of boulevardsand a bunch of mar- ble monuments, The residents of that New England city have gotten into their heads: "That a city beautiful must first of all be a city clean." They had a general cleaning day, giv- ing the backyards, vacant lois rind neg- lected alleys and side streets a• thorough scouring. And having administered the cure" they also applied this preventive for future reference: 1. Dont' throw anything on the side- walk or street. Find a rubbish can. 2. Don't tear up paper and scatter'it anywhere. 3. Don't let any piles of ashes or rub- bish stay in your back yard. 4. Don't mix ashes and garbage in the same ean. Pigs don't like to eat coal or clinkers. 5. Don't fill the ash bin or garbage can too full. 6. Don't chalk the sidewalks, fences, buildings or pavements. 7. Don't deface park benches, school furniture or any public property. S. Don't forget that horses love ban- ana skins. A banana skin isn't danger- ous if it is inside a horse's stomach. 9. Don't do anything that will bring disgrace to the city where you live. 10. Don't ,expect your city to become clean and perfect all at once. It will be- nome an ideal city only when everybody does something every day to Help make things better. lot," he Digby, N. S. anard's Liniment Co., Limited. Gentlemen, -Last August my horse • vrvs badly nut in eleven placed by a isarb- e•tl wire fence. Three of the cuts (assail ,ones}, healed soon, but the others be- taame foul and rotten, and though 1. tried. many kinds of medicine they had no beneficial result. At last a doote ad- -eased me to use MINAR.1)'S LINIMENT anis in four weeks' time every sore was •sled and the hair has grown over each tine in fine condition. The Liniment is rrerfainly wonderful in its working. JOHN' R. HOLDEN. 'Witness. Perry Baker. RETURNING THE COMPLIMENT ..I wish no pay for this poem" remark- ed the long-haired individual. "I merely seteinnit it as a compliment." ~'Thena my dear- sir, permit me to re- turn the compliment;' replied the editor, with true journalistic courtesy. w • Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. Bronchitis increasing. That ISOM= n ( -lea oaths will vanish If you take "IVA,0:yes E .0 CO" tai' eadache Wa: e1•S barmiu to the heart uick. our* ori nervous and systemt1t26c, e a box contain all drugglatsnothing 2G National Drug and Chemical Co. of Canada, Limited, Montremi. More Cases Reported -.Symptoms More Severe Than Last Year. Fortunately there is a prompt cure, one that everybody Can use, day or night, at home or at work. Catarrho- zone is a marvelous cure for bronchial affections. Relief conies Constantly iu every case. Capt. Dunlop, the well-known steam- boat owner of Kingston, says: "Along with many others I have pleasure in expressing my grateful thanks for the benefits derived from using Catarrho-- zone. I suffered twenty years from hronebitis, and experienced my, firet re- lief from Catarrhozone whioh I am Con- vinced is the best .bronchial remedy on the globe." The dollar package of Catarrhozone lasts two months, and is guaranteed to cure permanently; sample size twenty- five cents at ail dealers. Beware of substitutes, which are not so good. as "Catarrhozone." • ►l. „,s ��6F��i6T�lr,E _�'�'•rI?Jtn� NE BRIDES �Vu What more appropriate Wedding Gift for a young housekeeper than a set of E. B. EDDY'S INDURATED FIBR'EWARE Comprising Tub, Pail, Dish Pan, etc. iilaadsorrie In .appearance—Lasting a lifetime All Grocers. The Autornobije ,• Will . Supplant the Horse. Our remarks on this subject may be taken seriously If you wish: Whether prccrastlnation is an art,a sulenoe, or a habit we willnot attempt to define. In this particular instance we would call iL a certainty'., Ater the horse has se long has faithfully performed the duties host a saorilige o on the ikr ennui lits retirement. ;But tite inevitable must hap- pen. and. instead of treatitig the subjeot as one to be 'deplored. we must be pre- pared to enter tato a. new era, one in which the horst figures a.s a curiositY instead of a ixecessity. As the horse tuppianted the ox -cart, and the steam engine .and 'trolley took a a great many burdens off the horse, the automobile will supplant the horse en- tie.s it rely work with many me? the the, aid thexn my. It •is logical to ttonoiude that the most sluggish minded person will awaken to the superior ad tntages of the automo- bile in the next nine years. We cannot conceive of any tl.l.ar, condition than that o -Z the automobile taking the place of the horse in every lutge town and city in the United States. The larger bu.-'mess Interests through- out the country ,lave all turned to the motor stof transporte.tiott and most economical C. i Julyof the Abbott Motor CoznpafY. o•• AMERICA NOT SO YOUNG. There is a runt of a Church in New- Mexico, ewMexico, at the Clete of the Waters, not far from Santa. F", which is said to have. been. 101» years tad when the Spaniards came there • in „P140. There ie a stone face carved on a +:tiff in New Mexico, near Coehiti, that is said to have been carved before the Pharaohs reigned and is claimed therefore as an antiquity of. greater interest :han the Sphinx. Our cave dwellers, tot?, are of so ancient ori- gin that Aom 'heologists data them at 8,004,' it , "'. '44.),Mv,.,!c r-� erste say, ' t 6 . ' ttmong'thesdcave dwellings are f ti reline . sitcla as cloth that was made before Europe knew the art of weaving, TWO EXPLANATIONS, For many years we have been told that Necessity isthe mother df .Invert - tion. Satisfied only is "peat with •that irfer• xnati`on, Have wondereii who wal.;-tile` father of the interesting chili. Applying pure reason to the peel lean, we find that we have two hypot it's s, so to skeap. First: We axe frequently told that the Wish is father to the Thought. An Invention is a concrete Thought. Therefore the Wish is the husband of Necessity. Again, we are told that the Devi is the Father of Lieu. Lies are intentians. On this basis we discover the Devil is married to Necessity. Which may bo the correct solution we are not prepared to decide. We only know Ehat a Wish and Necessity go bet d in hand, also that the Devil apt,eare with Necessity also. Furthermore, a Thought can be a Lie, and a Lie is an Invention. And a Wish is the Devil to grant at times. Se there you are. --Chicago Post. RISE AND FALL. (ideas.) A boy was driving a donkey and• cart whioh belonged to his widowed mother, when he WW1 accosted by a snobbish young clan, who, wishing to impress his cleverness upon a young lady who se eompanied him, said: Watch me take to rise out of this boy," Tin eh$uted to the boy." I say! do you i•ktink your mother would sell mo that Eon key 9" The boy took it good look at hint and sutswered: "Do you think your mother could keep two ?' it was plcasing to see that the young lady smiled. Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows, . • CHINESE POLITENESS. titre. Fourthly was showing them "through. the parsonage. "you have it cozy little attic, of cour- se?, one' of the visitors said. "Yee." she answered, "but there is' nothing up there except the barrel that my husband keeps his sermon. in. We'll go and ]ogle at his etudy now." A REMARKABLE TOWN. Probably no town in the United States can show a cleaner bill of health thou Morehead City, N. C., says the National Magazine, In a population of about 3,- 000 there is not a family having a crip- pled child or one who is idiotic or in- sane. There is here, too, a very homo- logous population. There is neither an Irishman, German, Italian, or a ,Tew in town, althought there is no ban on any race or creed. The white population out- numbers the blacks four to one, the latter having their residential section and their own churches and schools. Morehead City is also remarkable for its simplicity in its religions doctrines. There is neither Catholic, Episcopalian, Presbyterian nor 'Unitarian, although there are eight churches and several de. nominations, A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEAL To All Women : I will sand free with full instructions, nhome Leucorrhoea. which positively cures Ulceration. Displacements, Falling of the Womb. Painful or Irregular Periods, Uterine and Ovarian Tumors or Growths, also Hot Flushes, Nervousness, Melan- choly. Pains in the Head. Back or Bow- els. Kidney and Bladaer Troubles, where canoed by weakness peculiar to our sex. You can continue treatment at home at a cost of only about 12 cents a week. My book, "Woman's Own Medical Ad- viser." also sent free on request. Write tto,dsYiy�ildsor. spMrs. M. Summers, Box H. SUPPLY. (Exchange.) New Minister—Tow, lust one thing more. before 1 aceept this charge. Have you got a "supply?" Deacon—Weil. yes,though we neversaid anything to the last preacher about it. I'll show you where it is, and you get a -Iiey..but I tell you tyou'll have to be just as 'careful about using it as the rest of us: Terrible Back Pains They fairly agonize your life. Some- thing powerful and penetrating is needed. Doctors know of nothing so swift to relieve as Nerviline, a strong; penetrating liniment made to cure just such pains as yours. Nerviline is very concentrated, about four times more powerful than ordinary, liniments. In the worst cases Nerviline is extraordinarily good All muscular pain flees before it. Nearly fifty years in use—a good re- commendation, surely, price 25c. i•• AFTER rH.1R 12ICN1C. (Detroit Free Press) The picnic to over And homeward we start. Dusty and weary With sunburns that smart; Eyes that are heavy And feet that are sore. Little ones peevish, Their happiness o'er. Crying and whining, Worn out with their play, This is the end of The great picnic day. What's in the basket The weary man lugs? Uneaten sandwiches, Butter and bugs; Knives and fork greasy, A slab of plum pie That back must be taken, But no one knows why; Jammed in with cookies, Bananas and cake, Oh, what a mixture That homeward we tape. Jars that held salad Now "oozing with goo"; A bottle of pickles, The juice leaking through. A mbleof jelly A auTt fill i of beans— Th eans sand, The variety—canned. Where will you find Sueh a mess, let me ask It, As thts we bring home • Late at night In the basket? ABRUPT. Judge Stevens naa a slight hesitation in his speech, but that affliction did not prevent leis using long words. One morn- ing his dog ,Snip got into a fight with a- nother dog. Tappin€t him with bis Dane Judge Stevens exclaimed ' D-d_d-dis-eon- t-t-t•tfn-ue. —•-• (From ` Suceeas Mag- azine.") "..., arc ... Yotl will find relief in Iain -Sok! It eases the burning, slinging pain, stops bleeding and brings ease. Perseverance, with Zasl— Suk, meansCurt; Why not prove this? di; Piyrgacafn and Xerra— smo beg. t: } rov, t. 51.31_ Nuect sort. MODERN NATURE LORE. To write of the wonders of Nature Is novo the acceptable dodge; To trace the Nannook's nomenclature And learn whore the Lorises lodge. To set forth the habits of rabbins, To sum up the porcupine's spines, To mention the uses of tuooses and gooses, And tell. how the ocelot dines. To teach us to know the gorilla, And how to tell llamas frons. lambs; About what to chin' the chinchilla, And how best, to entertain clams. To post us on pigeons and widgeono, And tell' how to make beavers heave, Or how to inveigle' an eagle or beo.gle His highest and best to achieve, To state all the traits of -the wombat; To show why the:koulan and vole ISS1J , NO. 28, 1911 WOMEN WANTED. OMEN WANTED, To TAXA Old- ders in spare time ; no experience necessary. Our lines especially used bY mothers .and girls. Apply, Dept, A, Erg - lab Canadian Industrial Company, 22,8 Albert street OttaMMa w AGENTS WANTED. A GENTS W.ANTBD—A STUDY OP ..M. other agency propositions convinces us that none can equal ours. You will always regret it if you don't app1Y for Particulars to Travellers' Dept., 228 Al- bert street. Ottawa. FARMS P011 SALE. 1 OR SALE—SPLENDID FARM, 1Q' I? acres, frame buildings, near City of, London; cheap under mortgage. Last' terms, Apply at once. London Loan Company, London, Ont. very '=.yell alma is interested andshould know about the wonderful MARVEL Whirling Spray The new Vaginal Syringe. Best —Most convenient. 11 cleanses instanrly. Ask your druggist ror�ri ,,,,rti Ube cannot supply the M AKVFt. accept no other, but rend stamp for illustrated hook—sealed. ttgluesfullpartic- ulars and directions invaluable to ladies. WINDSSOR SUPPLY CO Are always engaged ed in acombat These steries 1 lwallow down whole. But still with- two questions I wrangle, And help will not come at my call'. Why an angleworm hasn't an angle --- And a monl'!petse is no goose at all. —Carolyn Vale* in Harper's Weekly. Windsor. Ont. General Agents fnr Cann TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS AS EVIDENCE. In a. recent case it was admitted that a telephone conversation had taken place 'between a representa- tive of the plaintiff and the defend- ant, but it was claimed on the part of the defendant-asppellant that each party to the conversation could testi- fy only to what he said and could not testify to what he. heard. through the telephone, presumably upon the ground that he might have mis under- stood what the other party said. In declaring this objection untenable the Appellate Division in the Second De- partment pertinently said that such a rule would admit fragments o. conversation, perhaps meaningless and probably uninstructive. "The conversation, that is, what one said and the other replied, is the only intelligible and helpful evidence." -- From the Bench and Bar. WONDERFUL LUCK. o•• Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Etc. MADRES MOSQU ITOES. The late Henry Guy Carleton, the playwright, lived at ,Atlantic City, and when the mosquiIOdS were had he would tell his Madras Mosquito story. "There are no mosquitoes," he would. begin, "in Britanny, and a Breton woman, about to emigrate to Madras, was warned by a. friend. "'Beware of the ,M.rladraa mosquitoes. They have long suckers hanging from their heads and they will draw the very life blood out of you.' "The Breton woman arrived in Madras duly, and as she dieembar ed she saw three elephants drawn up near the pier. `Ciel l' she cried. 'Are these mos- quitoes?' " -• The female house fly lays from 120 to 150 eggs at a time, and these mature. in two weeks. Un- der favorable conditions the de- scendants of a single pair 'will number millions in three months. `herefore all housekeepers should commence using Wilson's Fly Pads early in the season, and thus cut off a large proportion of the summer crop. all• THE ONLY THING. (London Opinion.) - Guest (after a particularly bad lunch) —There Is one tiring on your table which is unstirpassed in the finest ho- tels in London. Seaside hotel Proprietor—Very kind of you to say so, sir. May I ask what you refer to? Guest—Thr sni.lt! (Pathfinder.) Book -Taylor was always it fortunate man,but doesn't it seem wonderful that. his luck would stay with him to the very last? Raleigh --Bow was that? Rook—Wy he was operated on for the removal of a pearl which he had acci- dentally swallowed while eating oysters and when the pearl was examined it was found to be valuable enough to pay for both the operation and the felteral. THE STING OF CORNS RELIEVED IN A NIGHT. Never slit your boots -that doesn't , cure the corn. Just apply that old stand-by, Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Extractor. It acts like magic, kills the pain, removes the corn, does it without burn or sear. Get the best—it's Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Ex- tractor, the sure relief for callouses, bunions, warts and corns. Price 2.1e. As substitutes are dangerous, insist on get- ting "Putnam's" only. tosommossmagersismIssgm SAVES you MONEY To buy the Sugar that saves you money person,ns a greatry deal to te every has, as so much is used by y y. BECAUSE less of this Sugar. is required for sweeteriiug than other Sugars, and as it has the greatest amount of sweetening to the pound, the Sugar that saves you money is MAN AND THE CROWD. President Schurman's address to the graduating class at Cornell was an elo- quent appeal for the individual against the crowd. "Would you abolish poverty, world you advance civilization?" he ask. ed. "Then educate individuals one by one to be more virtuous, mote intelli- gent, more skillful, more industrious. Upon the soundness of the plea there will be general agreement. It is but a new statement of the philosophy `of Jesus that each roan should take care of his own soul. But It is a creed that has been much more successfully taught on lonely farms and pastures than in uni- versities. You also get full measure,'and all packages contain absolutely correct weight, arid, When bought this way, substitution is impossible. Try . St. Lawrence Sugar to-day—and SAVE MONEIC. Tut X511, it.AgArnENcie SUGAR REFINING CO.. LIMITED. MONTREAL Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. SUBSOIL. OF PARIS. Some time ago a well was driven in the Place de 1']3otel de Ville, in Paris, for the purpose of ascertaining the me ture of the subsoil of the French capI' tai. The revelations threw light on the manner in which great Cities, in the course of centuries, bury the relics of their past. First comes a layer of rubbish, nearly four and a hall feet thick, dating ira:n the sixteenth century to the nineteenth. A. second layer, a little over . two and a half feet duel:, consists of rubbish recognizable by the character ,of its fragments as belonging to the period from th fourteenth to the sixteenth century. This is searated from the first layer by a thin deposit of sand, and a second sandy deposit covers the third layer, which plainly shows .relics of the eleventh and twelfth centuries. At the bottom is a clayey deposit filled with fragments of pottery and bits of oak timber belonging to the Gal- . lie and Gallo -Roman periods. .. -. ttermany invested more then 3,00() tons of fruit waste in 1010, principally apple and pear peelings and *ores, to be used by telly manufacturers.