HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1911-04-14, Page 2OLD FOLKS NEI)
LLD BOWEL `!
id Should Avoid the Use of U'ash
Pat aai11 Lruutic Purgatives.
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When people get up in years, say froth
forty-five on; they usually notice a
slowing down in vitality and a slight
tendency •to ,constipation. .It's costive
,bowels' more than anything else that
cuts off elderlypeople—not directly,
lank Ily :letting• :loose poisspns that en-
gexlder rim'numatism, gout, fevers and
other weakening diseases.
01d 'people, no matter how sound and.
. healthy, should avoid cathartic pills;
purgative *eters, salts and all such tem-
porary relief. measures. 'I'itey ease con-
ditions to -day, but bind 'y'oti u} worse
than ever to -morrow.
Tt is better to flet the bctvels into the
habit of performing their needful func-
tion et a certain time each day, and
this ean be bone bye strengthening the
unseats of the stomach a.nd bowels by
the tonic; action of Dr. Hamilton's Pills,
a mild laxative that arts as close to
nature's way as possible.
Thousands of people, old and young,
prevent and cure habitual •e'nnstipation
by using Dr. Hamilton's fills, a. 'mild;
yet active medicine that is noted for
ate promptness in miring headaches,
belching gas, sourness in the stomach.
fullness after meals. liver soreness and
muddy complexion. You'll have the best
elf health. feel good, eat well, digest and
sleep well if you regulate the system by
Dr. Hamilton's. Pills or Mandrake and
Butternut, 250 per box at all dealers.
REFUSE A SUBSTITUTE, and order
from the •Catarrhozoue Co., Kingston,
Ont,
THE MAN FROM GLASGOW.
A 'Scottish tourist wandering about
!be streets of Paris some distance from
i,is hotel found ltimsetf in a maze front
wirirh ke eould not escape, and to make
things worse he failed, through ignor-
anet of the language, to get any light to
glide )tile homeward.
'firer; a happy thought struck hint. By
.dint of signs he concluded a bargain
with a fruit. haw:.er for a basketful of
gooseberries, And then, to tate amaze-
ment of everybody. he went about shout -
lug, "Fine Scotch grozers, a penny a pun,
a penny a pun!"
This went on for a while till a fellow-
elouutryrnan rushed forward to hint and,
,,siring him roughly by the shoulder,
asked, "Mata, d'ye think ye're in the
streets et Gleska, that ye gang, about
crying like a madman?"
"Etshl" he -replied, with a sense of re-
lief. ""Ye're just the man I wis looking
for., D'ye ken the way to my hotel?"
CORONATION i'EIL'T'.;
New Scottish Court of Gala Cos -
Cos turns.
os.
Costure.
The London Evening Times learns. tical.
the Coronation ceremony is likely to be
market, by an intori;sting novelty affect
-
jug the court dress of Scutland.
The lion. ft, Erskine, of Grosvenor
square, has designed a new $t:ottish
Court or gala 'dress, to be worn' -un:
state occasions,
The 'ltrts condhts of. ashort .black
vaivet jacket- and vest, .with silver bate
tons, audit is suggested that two sliver
piataole should be wore in- slanting pool•
tion--oue rierosa Ito chest alid the other
lower down above the eporraii—whit's, it
iaa proposed, should also b.e of tinter. •
On the left aside, above the sword. it
is proposed a powder bora should be
hung.
The tartans, according to rank,., will
eortlilose the gilts.
Grey' silk ntoekiitgs and patent shoos',
with silver buckles, go to complete the
costume.
At present, Scottish titled folk ]lave
no recognized court or a Late dress, and
there is every reason to believe that
the dress will be adopted at the C:oroua-
tiou.
The design of the new caress hue been
executed mn color by Mr. Alexander
Shaw, of Grays Essex, a ]tell -know fash-
ion artist in the West End, and has been
submitted to the proper quarter for ap-
proval,
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VAGARIES OF FINANCE.
understand you have paid the
mortgage off on your plice."
"Yep," replied Farmer Corntosse1.
"Then why do you complain of hard
times?"
_A11 the neighbors have clone the
same thing. That leaves me with money
on my hands thiat uobodywants to bor-
row." ---Washington Star.
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ft
FOR
K EYE DI5't•Ehtr'Eit
•
AND ATiINOAT 110$3EASE3
Cures the alek and acts as a preventative for others. Liquid given en
the toAlruir. Safe for broad mares and ail others, Best kidney remedy;
se eons a bottle; 16.00 the dorsa, Sold ley all druggists and harness
houses., Dintributorsa--ALT, WROVESALE DTtTIQGtS'1 ,
erQHN .MEDICAL CO., Cbamistl. Gashes, lad., n. 8..11.
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
CURE CONSTIPATION
Pew other troubles affliet the lit-
tle ones its aloes constipation. livery
ehange of diet seems to bring this
trouble on and baby suffers front head-
ach.ea, fever, disturbed sleep and often -
vomiting. No baby who suffers from
constipation ran thrive well. Constipat
ed betties are eross. all the time and
give mother constant worry. The one
sure relief for baby constipation is'
Baby's Own Tablets—they never fail to
cure this trouble and can be given to
the little one with absolute safety. Con-
cerning them Mrs. W. S. McKenzie,
Prairie Grange, Alta., writes: • "1 used
Baby's Own Tablets for my baby.who
was constipated from birth and they
rapidly hefted her and left her bowels
in a natural condition." The T+itblets•are,
sold by medicine dealers or at ;2;i cents
a box front The Dr, Williams' Medicine
Co., I3reekville,,Ont,• -
• o: 1o, Not, .1
it&any people are subject to cold in the
head. - A dust storm, any rapid change
in temperature, exposure to drafts,
ext:ses them a weak or ten days' misery
No occasion to suffer longer than a day
when so prompt, efficient. andperma-
nent a remedy as Cntarrllozone can be
Itac1. Yon breathe C'a.tarrhozone into the
nasal passages and throat,. C'atarrhozone
IA simply healing oils in minute drops
winch the air retries to every part of
asfia.ined surfaces. it relieves iiunted-
a.tely the inflammation that produce the
eeld. Catarrhozo'e is delightful to use,
very prompt and. effective in results.
c'tatarrhozone is the only rational cure
for cold in the head ever discovered. It
also cures Catarrh, Bronchitis, ,Astluna,
lmritahle Throat. Sold everywhere, 35e,
Ks. and $1.O0 sizes.
?AGE SAYINGS.
It •doesn't take a young ratan long to
discover that rhs, kiss rind. bhsfs rhyme
together.
dust about thy• time. when a 'man
leer's how to live tate undertaker takes
him for •u ride.
Most Inert are willing to pay the piper
,sen if they have to stand off all their
other creditors.
Some people may not believe it, but
it 14 la fact, nevertheless, that there are
no millionaire poets.
Contentment may by better than
rkhrs, but a little of both is more satis-
faetory.
Statiatios may be made to show any
old thing that the malt behind the
figures wants them to.
No woman ever awakens !tor husband
from his afternoon nap to show him her
dressmaker's hilt more than once,
A RULE OF THREE.
'rc govern: Temper, tongue. conduct.
'To lure : Courage. gentleness. affection.
're. detest : Cruelty. arrogance, mantel -
1, Lae
1'c tseliXht In : Frankness. freedom,
Len .m.
v
Ti.. wish for ; Health, friends, cheerful
sv:rity.
To avoid as a pest : tdienexs, loquacity,
f'.tmar:ay,
'c'c, fight for : honor, home. liberty.
TT. 'ender : Life. death, eternity.
DON'T' WAIT.
(Pittsburg Gazette.)
"Do not wait for appendicitis before
leaving your apenditi 'removed," advises
a. Chicago surgeon. Even in the inedisal
Wellness it is necessary occasionally to
drum up trade.
a-�
i
Quickly stops coughs,, cures colds, heats
llyc throat And muss, • - • 2.'5 cents.
SOME EXCUSE l'OR HER.
"Mrs. Newrich has no idea as to how
to treat her inferiors."
°'Weil, you Must remember that if'a
only been a few months that she's had
any,
'irw South ]Ylides has reclaimed 'L.•
luall.Ofin saves of land by irrigation.
EDDY'S "SILENT" MATCHES
An TUE. MOST'MODERN ;ANIS tntrrer
di SURE, LIGHT, ,;THS 1 RST S RIir .
nay teak, no noises or oputtlNr—s quirt, etsady Came, Th. ivatek
for the *meter, the offiee and the fame.
11t good dealers keep boas and Viildre Wvsdenware, If`Vbrewar.,
r1bs, i ailo.&nil Washboards.
The E. 3. EDDY Co., Limited,
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ULL, CANADA
, PPIVDiCiT1S.
•
(:fete n.'k World.)
"Upton Slticialt"", . iscussing .the railing
Cure that. he hoe lone so meati to ad-
v3tnre, `acid in Nee. York :
"Fasting ltas . i.ectoilt8 an popular as
appendicitis. sr 1 ooe, though, it won't
fall lotO the setae disrepute. -
"It's currently 'selleved, you know.
that a leading *moon said to itis wife
one 3av ;
I operated on r,trs, Gubsa Colde for
aooendtcltie last right.'
` `Gooducee said, the lady. 1 won-
der vvlto'lt baits, next
"'I don't know ! the ;surgJ(on•'aoswer-
ed. absently, "1 ha -isn't Lie -titled yet."
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc.
ONE OS TOMMY.
A recruiting sergeant one day suet Lan
ignorant country 1outh idling with itis
hands is. Itis pockets and standing be-•
fore a house on. the front of which was
aa'notios informing the public that the
building was to be sold.:The notice ran
thus; "To be Sold by Private 'Creasy:'
The'1'sergeant - approached the youth
and asked him if he haat ever thought of
joining the army.
"Net ine," was the reply. "You'd
had 'nothing to the army worth talking
about."
"Is Haat ao;" said the other. "Wets
how is it then Private Treaty has a
house for. sale, 'and him only a private
yet I" ,
Theyouth looked thoughtful • and
puzzled, Wand. presently, .over, u. pleb of
ale, the possibility of owning a.Ttouse
by joining the' army ,grew into a cer.-
tainty,.-and. the_shilling changed . hands.
Tit Bits.
Bronchitis
7 waz aures] of :lance. by
MT\ARI)'i LINIMENT
Bey of Islands. .T. NI, CAMPBELL.
was mired of Fiteiai Neuralgia' by
:1 I ARD'S LINIMENT.
Springhill, N. 5. W:4C. DANIELS.
I was cured of Chronic. Rheumatism
by MIN ARD'S 1,TN iMENT.
Albert Co., N. B. (,EO. TIN(LEY,
SHE.
Is to use OtlE Dye
that will motor either
Woos, Cotton, Silk or
M!xed Goods.Perfecelya
You. will find this in
REVENGED.
(Clevelv.rd Plain Dealer.)
A real jots was sprung by a student
to, the western
Rersrfeounitythe las 'creels.
ofhle student ,l
t:besity ' it ae
pi .ar:. that even professors
do not love a at man. Atter a particu-
larly ansuueeaslul recitation In English
ill. the pr0t2RSOr ?Rid, Alas. Mr, Blank , You are better fed
tho•”, taught.'
"That's right. professor," sighed the
youth. subsiding heavily;, "you teach me -
1 feed myself.•,
p.®
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
sood f or Sample
Cord and Story
Booklet's,
Thu JOHNSON.
RICHARDSON
CO„ Waited,
Montreal, Can.
"With this Modern Dye altyou have to do is to
ask for DY•O+I.IA then you CAN'T =aka a.
Wake.bane and use the Wrong Dye for the goods
got* to Coler., •
Crime to Have a
Ruddy Complexion.
Irs,the days of the Puritans the
stocks were not unknown as a penalty
for looking too' healthy. Ruddiness
of complexion was a crime whell a
gaunt visage was regarded Ad art out-
ward sign of sanctity.
'Dr. lycbard, writing in the early
eighteenth century, remarks: "Then
it was they would scarcely let a round
faced man go to heaven. if he had
but a little blood in his cheeks hia
condition wasaccounted dangerous,
and I will assure • you a very 'honest
man of sanguine complexion, if he
Chanced- to- conte- nigh an official
zealot's house, might be set in the
stocks only for looking fresh on a
frosty morning."—From the London
Chronicle:
PILES CIRO at HOME by
New Absorption Method
THE CLEAN PAPER BEST.
(Christian Science Monitor.)
The merchants can 111 -afford to ignore
the value of Atom iournailstn, both from
Its news and a�0r t
value stand-
t sIn
it
d
td v
point, ,Accuracy In both departments o[
the dally,papers appeals to those'I0 mer-
cantile as well as In professional walks
of life. where mistakes a.14e costly. acid
cohere .destructive effort is in such con-
stant demand, —
SILVER IN ENGLAND
Deposits of lead and silver have beea
found in the village of Buttertou, near
Leek, btaffordshi e. The • neighborhood
W85 formeenz fairtr•us for its lead 'nines,
the moist notable being Came at Beton,
which yielded a entetant het I:motile, to
former Dukes of Devonshiir: One year's
profits alone, it is said, ;sufficed to de -
'fray the cost of building the Crese'nt at
Buxton. The new seam lits close to the
surfaoe; a.nd three substantial consign -4
meats. have already been disposed ow,
afld several tons are now awaiting drret-
in . A muntber of spneimeee have bean
submitted for Expert ''xarnins•tion; anal,
the results show that the lead contains a
hood percentage of silver, It is hoped
that the discovery will load to a revival
If you suffer front bleeding, -itching.
blind or protruding Piles, send me your
address, and I will tell you how to cure
yourself at home by the new absorption
treatment, and -will also send some of
this home treatment free for trial, with WHY?
references from your owtt locality, if re' A little boy drove his family nearly
quested, Immediate relief and perinea-. crazy asking queaaions. One day, after
eat cure assured. Send no money, but he°had asked his mother several million
tell' others of this offer. Write to -day 'questions, she said to hila: "Jimmy, for
to Mrs. M. Summers Box P. 8 Windsor -pity's sake, atop asking questions. You
' ' ' I drive me frantic. Don't you know that
Ont.- .
ISSUE NO, 16, 1£911.:
HELP WANTED.
NJ LitS.GS WANT D --YOUNG WOMEN
to enter the Training ,sohool for
Nurses: three years' comae ' exot•.,lent
t,ractioal course and full corps of lec-
turers, Applloatton and Information
i.,anits sent on request 1» Maty L. jj�,
havel•inteOdent irrederIek City Ilospital.
a•'red eriok;.„MO.
AGENTS WANTED.
t ,1,NVA88B 1 S WANT: 1D, WEEKLY
V salary paid. Alfred Tyler. XI (;irr-
enee street.. ..ondon, Out.
Cr1NN7'S WANTED--1d7GPE1RTENCll»
1X` .agents only. for ] twoimi ir} epopi isir
Idles:; good salar7;'-att commission. on p
o,d Belden CanBdiall' Industrial • 'Com
pany. Lilmted. Albert street, Ottawa,
r F YOU ARE: LOOKING FOR TILE
.L best PREI,IT17M proposition in Can-
ada: one that appeals to everyone. apply
to Sellery, Advertising Dept., 228 Albert'
street, Ottawa.
TYU7 1VI►N OR WOMAN WANTED
for work at line paying $2.00 or 08,00
her day, with opportunity to advance.
Soars time can be used. Work not diffi-
cult and retmulres no experience.. Win -
Ater., Limited. Sodding avenue, Toronto.
INNIWY ISA
1►,t Ot3L3 OIL. Quarter and Dollar Stops
pain and soreneas anywhere. Dyug-
eists everywhere. R. McKay & Co.,
Hamilton.
Every Woman
, 6 interested and stwol,l know
about est wonderful
mare! L Whirling Spray
'vita oeerVuglaee Sy,inio. Bost
—Most convenient. 11 cleanses+
Instantly. Ask yens
&urea%
tr be cannot supply tun
MARVE:I..accept no otter,
but send atamp for iituatrated
book --sealed. 1teyes Wiper*.
Ware and directtona lavatuabls to lana.
till iWSOR SIMPLY CO..
Wiad.or. Oat. Gettatat Agnate kir Cana
We will adv. you a handsome
wateb•or Fountain ren .or 01.00
Cash, wblcLenrr you wish. for
sallay 14.00 worth of
our aplondtd Post
Duda They are .any
to yell—everyone asks
for nwreoftbem. Bend
us lour name and ad-
dress and we wllt smolt
yon the cards ptepaid
Qom em and
st
nes Our mosey 0nd 00
wilt send yen your
prnsnt. or yon roar
kosp.O.ue and rend to
talaara,ahicbevenyoet
prefer. write to-day—
we ciao en additional
present If On sen t:a.
,sada within 10 days.
Overland Mlerchaadise Ea., @Cpl, 33 Toronto
SWEET FELLOWSH 1 P.
(lA)txharlge.)
leiggs—You should Join oto' club, old
marl tt only fur the good -fellowship or
time tiling.
r, lgsre—T Intend'' to, Drown. One of your
tnembers took lay name only last week.
Hasn't he Baits artythleggsbotit it ?
Diggs -No : we don't speak to each
direr,
ONLY ONE "1BLLOI'40 'QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE,' BStOMO QUININ'IO.
Look for the signature of 16. ¶V, GROVEi.
Deed the World over to Cara a Cold in
One Day. 21e,
TWO TRIES.
(I Ochester Post -Express,)
4 t:4.
REED yON TIED BY HUNTER.
Beeauso he; had forgtittert'itis ""climb,
ere," C. E. Qrdisii,• Montana lion banter,
had to walk back five miles after thi u.
through the snow to Libby, Mont , yrs=
terday before he could elimhs tt. tree, lop.,
and capture tt lion which his dogs had
cracked.
Leaving his doge, he walked five 'riles
to Libby and returned with A. G. 1,eager;
Fred Bookman and Dr. Auld. ;air. Ord.sh
climbed the tree, roped the Icon. tied its lyd,ugincEyeRemedyCo.,Chicago
legs together and dropped lite end of the
rope to.the ground, it was brougnl to
earth, where a collar and chain were put
around its neck and th.e trio et:arted for
the sleigh, one of the mea hoidiug the
animal by the chain and colter, another
by the Mild feet and the Baird Dian helot
the rope around the body. :). eaagt was
ninth when they reacher] Libbyn fir.
Ordish has captured sixteen lions alive
nue "fes. ---Spokane eorrespottuencs of
Portland Oregonian.
• ♦I.
CURED IN ONE MONTU
i f every woman, wbo has Kidney or
Bladder trouble could 6
o to
Uavisvtitr
,
Ont., and talk t,o
'Mrs. A. ,Simpson, they
would do just as she did, take Gin Pills
and cure themselves. "For 14 or 15
year I had Kidney or ]Madder trouble,
suffering at times intense pain. I doc-
tored continually, but nothing gave me
permanent relief, until I was persuad-
ed to try Gin Pills.
"Within a couple of
great relief, and after
was completely cured.
Write National Drug
('Dept. R. L.), Toronto,
60 rents a box. 6 boxes
dealers,
A youth Who was gong out to his first
formal diOit r party. rt.ls mother said
"Now 'dots t Igort."et your manners, James.
BE sureto etf tegnetrang complimentary
when the foois gassed." He endeavored
1704641
to de 80, t hent butter was served he
remarked .-n ,,ntly, 'Ehla le very good
butter what ere is of It." Thos remark
curiosity killed a eat?" Jimmy was
erushed, and for a Ion» time was silent.
At last he went to lois mother and ask-
ed: ,"Ma, what .did the cat want to
1111EME AYE HE
£xlrlFt+wd,5'Ysnieolt�eelry,Wntery Eyes and.
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IGRANULAT]EI) EYELIDS
Murine Doesn't Smart—Soothes Eye Palo
nratelas SID Mete Ear Isamu. livid, Ile, 502. 1100
Morino Eve Salve. in Aseptic Tubas, 25c. SIAM
EYE,BOOKS AND ADVICE PPJIO BY MAIL
days I received
talking -one box
,-ft:,t. A. Simpson
c7hernleal Co.
for Lee sample,
for $2.1'). At all
HER AWFUL SECRET.
(1Tsrpers 'Weekly.)
•yes." said Little Btnks, `• Miss Payn-
- is a handsome woman, but some-
times when I look at her she seems to be
I like a woman who has a terrible secret."
"She has," said. Whitley. •
" 1 was sure of it." said Little Rinks.
"Slave you any idea what It is ?"
Yes; said Whitley. 'She's 48 years
old 1"
was nota well:'reoeived': he saw that he Italokly at°g.. coutihs, cures colds, heals
lead made a nttstetre, and Ice endeavored » throng and mannas. • - 20 cents.
to correct. It W' srmytarr. ' And there's a TAM of It
s: eli.68 It (s_ BRILLiANT METEOR SEEN AT SEA
A GOOD CORN qiiELTAII, A• remarkable 'meteor of great bril-
Roots out ;thy kind of a corn, hard, ]Lances wasseen by those on board
soft or bleeding; teures it without pain, the3kitisli steamship Prineees Mary,
acts at night 14'4 B you leek -its 'amt
which arrived yesterday morning
is i'utnaa"s Painless
Corm, ti aetat from Glasgow, on her way to Frit.
tire p
e only •painlessess remedy that acts ani
twenty-four kraals. i'ptnhm's rainless ish Columbia, when that vessel was
Corn and.c rt,;E' 'xtba,etot', is sure . anti passing through the Strait of Magel-
'safe, price LCi ecnts. 2ar •
v ap
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•ent:..
One e
THE NEW POLITICS.
(Life.)
First New Woman—It's •very important
La ;:et alt the cooks interested in the suf-
ira.fCl, movement.
Second New Woman—Why so
First New Woman—Because every cook
controls,two votes—her own and that of
her 'mistress,
when the 's.ky was euv-
WHY SHE THOUGHT SCI, en'cdwith a toasts of strange looking
"Was your, huabanct a bear to Walt clouds of a peculiar grey color the
'•
(sea eim was lit up by a Clear white light,
•>: re, lied young' Mrs. Tor- as though an ittimense aro had been
I thigk Ot p ctea like one
when he got beet, seconds it was as bright as day and
kin,, ale cettenniy a switched on, h'o't the apace of thttty
of wis wets y prosper.
what fottnerl. a itigbly -
Minard's Liniment for sale every-
where
PLEASE REME1 SER.
That salt should be Rept in a dry
place.
That melted butter
good rake.
That veal ehoutd be white, dry and
close•grained.
That the colder eggs are the quicker
they will froth.
That nutmegs should be grated at the
blossom end first.
That the best poultry has firm flesh,
yellow skin and legs.
That to make good pastry the ingred-
ients must be very cold.
The 'love Or Money may he the root objects about the dee k coal li be plaln-
at"1 evil, blit the Hive of baseball no- ly seen,-I+'ro::D the San Francisco
,
ons industry daces the rooter: Chronidle.
will not make
THE BEST MEDICINE
OF COURSE NOT.
(Tlliegende Blotter.)
"How can you let your Italian plaster
kiss you, Amalie?"
"Well, mamma, you can't expect me
to know enough Italian after only six
lessons to forbid him:"
a►>
PILES CURED IN 6 '10 14 DAYS
your druggist will refund money if PAZO
(ilNThi1N 1' fails to cure any Case of
Itching, Blind, .Bleeding or Protruding
Picea in 6 to 14 days, 0Oc.
.* *
WOULD WIN `iHiE CASE.
A leading barrister tei,ts, the story of a
littler girl who was in the witness box,
alnd was examined to see wheiheri she
understood the meaning of an oath: The.
dialogue was
"Do you know what ,anoath is?"
"Yee, sir"
r"Do yon know wlmat _will :,happen if
you tell a lief" ui,
"Yes, sir." ' l`
"What will happen?" 'a•
"We'll win the env,. sii.o
Minard's Liniment iielioves,Neutalglit
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