The Herald, 1910-12-23, Page 6r
For those whose enjoyment of Canadian winter
weather is marred' brfrost-bites, eczema's, rashes,'
chafings, chapped faces and hands, and other •t•
annoying; conditions incident to cold, wind, Ina -
tender skins, there is speedy and grateful relief in
Cuticura4$oap and Cuticura Ointment. For many,
alone, used regularly for the toilet, and bath, is
sufficient to preserve skin comfort in the severest
weather. Skin and scalp troubles, from pimples
and dandLu{f to eczemaand psoriasis, yield to
Cuticura Soap and Ointment when all else fails.
OFFICIAL OATH IN SIAM.
If any farm of otitis i5 (lll•tittLt(d to
impress one, that which is prescribed to
the .state official; of Siam is likely to
do so. Each official has •to say: -.Slay
the blood. fLow•,from my veins; may croco-
diles- devour me. May I. be contemned to
-carry water to the flames of hell in -res.
eels without bottoms. After death may
1 enter into the body of a slave. May 1
'stiffer the harshest treatments during
ash ,fiine. in years as numerous ns the
_Needs of all the seas. May I be reborn
+leaf, dumb and blind and aflfeted with
dire maladies. May I also be thrown
into Narok—tbe lower reg?one--and tor-
tured by Picea I' am, if I break this
oto ter."--'tb1n the London Globes!"
BETTER THAN SPANKiNB.
Spanking does not cure children of
bed-wetting. There is « constitutional
e.aui,e for this trouble. Mrs. 'M.' Sum-
mers, Box W. S. Windsor, Ont., Will send
free to any mother her successful home
treatment, with full instructions. Send
nu money, but write her 'to -day if your
children trouble you in this way. Don't
blame the child, the chances are it can't
help it. This treatment also cures
adults and aged, people troubled with
urine difficulties by day or night.
Swiss Guns Buried Under Snow
Artillery and troops from Fort Sava -
tan. near tSt. 'Maurine, while manoeuvr-
ing at ai. altitude of nearly 8,500 feet,
were overwhelmed by a snowstorm end
obliged to abandon four guns. The wren
hastily descended to the huts nt Riontial,•
where they stayed.snowbound for tw
days,
On returning to the Mille they failed
to Lind the guns under ,.he snow, and
a.bandoaed the search. There the guns
will remain until the first melting of the
snows iu spring. --Geneva correspOndenee
London Chronicle,
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
OPPORTUN I TY'S M I STAKE,
(Woman's Home ('ompnuion.)
1Lli£ is the opperttinity of a lifetime.
r'lada.rn,' declared the smooth-tongued
canvasser as he stood at the door. •
"Seams to me I've heard that before."
thought the housewife.
"Opportunity knoeke it every ,one's
door—but only once," continued the
ra leer.
"That's where you're mistaken, young
feller," snapped the women as she reach-
ed behind her. "Opportunity has knock-
ed. at soy door eight times this week so
Sar. I'm out four dollars and ten cents.
a ti nothin' to show for it. Jest in csise
be should knoek again 1 he'n Savin' this
kettle o' hot suds-----"
But •Onnortunifv den'irted hnrrieaily.
'Twas Ever Thus.
Cne night when: putting on "Sfarbeth"
-Caine Burbage, in a rage
To Shake: 'ear', who was seated
On a box behind the stage.
"Good lieavetis, Shakespeare!" he ex-
claimed.
"This piece will die the death.,
t'nles"t•ou give sotne decent lines
To help out poor Macbeth."
":111 right," said Shakespeare, rising,
.With •t sad., dejected air.
"Lion's this-:•- er `sleep'--anis'sleep
kbits up
The raveled sleeve of rare'?"
"It isn't much," said Burbage,
"But well let it go to -night.
To -morrow l will get a man
To fix it who can write,"
"Here. Bill," suggested Burbage,
As at beer and cheese they sal,
"Just write a. part in `Henry'
For a fellow who is fat.
I've got: a half -ton actor,
Pay him one -and -six a week.
And you've simply gut to give him
Some few lines that he _an speak"
Shakespeare scribbled for 'an Hour,
A pad upon his knee,
Then he answered, "Beres' •a part, sir,
That looks pretty good to me."
I have.calied him Sir John Falstaff,
Do Itis lines appeal to you?"
llurbage read and answered; "Rotten;
Butes-Oh. well, well make them de"
-->-L'indon Globe.
ibM u
quickly stop, coughs, cures colds, heals
the throat and tongs. - - - 23 cents.
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CLERICAL SLIPS.
One of the best-known bishops has a
funic of execllent clerical stories at his
disposal.
A certain preacher, discoursing npon
Bunyan and his work, mused' a titter
among his hearers by e+.ehririring:
"in these days, my brethren, we want
more Bunyan:"
Another clergyman, pleading earnestly
with his parishioners for the construc-
tion of a cemetery for their lowish, ask-
ed them to consider "the deplorable con -
clition of thirty •thousand Chriet.ian Eng-
lishmen living without Christian burial."
Still more curious was this eleri.tal
slip:•
A 'gentleman said to the uriiii1ltr:
"When do you expect to see 1)2lcon r.
again?"
"Never," said the reverend gentleman,
solemnly; "the deacon is in sleeves."
WINDOWS
. � l
Should Be 'Always O.pert and at the
Top.. .
Windows were made 'to be .oIJert-.
ed, axid.siiaulrt ' never: be entirely
closed, except for good and suffie;.
tent reason. The present mile of -
actual practice is precisely the re-
veres of this, 'and not one window
'in' bin is ever coinsttintly.open, if tWo-
thirds of the family can prevent` it.
So abject is 'ettr dread .of fresh air
that some of, the wurat vettt.il.ateci
rooms to be: foUlad anywhere"are ilr
farm houses. As e01110 cynic) has re=
marked: "'Tae air in the country is
always good, because the fanners
keep all the bad air shut up in their
bedrooms,"
Always opera the window at the
top; (never at the bottom except as a
supplement), for by so doing you
let 'out the foul air as we11 as let
in ;the fresh, which is alutoet equally
• irnportant,
Paul air, comina wenn. from your
lung -s, is li Alter and rises toward
the ceiling. No si fount of cold air
let in ori Mie floor of ri room will
bring this vis=en foul' air down again,'
nor drive it o'ut unless there be.
some opening nearthe top of the.
room.
What often }tap, .ells when you open
a window Froin the bottom is that
you
ur l feet and 11, i.s of
which at
naturally
Cannot breathe much of it. ,
foto '• rx+,owr-,,.,, r=. -.r tt� r.G^, r;,� i.
EDDY'S "SILENT" ATCHES
ARE THE MOST MODERN AND PERFECT
A SURE LIGHT, THE FIRST STRIKE
They make uo noise or sputter—a quiet, steady flame. The match
for the smoker, the office and the home.
All good dealers keep them and Eddy's Woodenware, .Fibreware,
Tubs, Pails and Washboards.
The E. B. EDDY Co., Limited,
HULL, CANADA
art.•:..,1 d.,�;i''M4tbn;..Y•;4iliryv8t It!! :F."r`.. £'
PHiLOSOPH'• POINTERS.
It .is welt iso ra'racmber-that if We, are
not paid full: ler our efforts, neither
are we paid re'r tltleesly for, our errors.
Yes, people ..May think you are sin -art,
•
but gill it 0r4;>to13. a real heart achy
when you are r•iane?
We all want .to get to heaven, but
don't wish to avis.., anything of real im-
portance here. -
1Iistrust is the mother of security.
To eat as ox and faint -sit the tail.
Children and fools should not meddle
with edge tools-
A eat With gloves on catches ne mice.
A mill cannot grind with water that
has passed.
Better to be the head of a mouse than
tile tail .of a. lion. ' _ .
Everybody's .friend is nobody's friend..
A fault once denied is twice commit-
ted. .
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HE KNOWS WHAT
FIXED HIM UP.
Dodd's Kidney Pills Curers S.
D. Vickar's Lumbago.
He Suf#ered Three • Years, But the
Great 'Canadian Kidney Remedy
Made. Short Work of 'His %Trouble:
,F.de.nh :". assn, Dec. 19.—(Special).
r
--"It
was ono' box of Dodd's Kidney
Pills that fixed me up." This is the
cheerful answer Mr. Salm D. Vickar is
giving hie inquit1n'g neighbors in this dis-
trict. Everybody around here knows
that for three years be has been suffer-
ing from Lumbago. Now he's strong
and well again.
"My Lumbago developed from a cold,"
Mr. S iekar goes on to say. 'My head
would ache.. I was always -tired and ner-
vous. I.had a bitter taste in my mouth
in the morning, was troubled with dizzy
spells and was always thirsty. The doc-
tor told me I had Lumbago. but did not
help me very mach. Dodd's Kidney Pills
cured toe:'
Dodd's Kidney Pills went straight to
the root of the trouble. They cured his
kidneys. The eurecl Kidneys strained
the mkt acid out of the blood, and Mr.
Vickar's Lumbago vanished. Dodd's
Kidney Pills are no cure-all. They sim-
ply core siek Kidneys. They never fail
to do that.
THE SPRUCE GUM DiGGERS.
There will he a crusade in :spruce guru
digging in the Maine woods this winter.
About twenty hien will leat'e ` 1t'owhegan
within a short time to bean gain dig-
ging olutratiuu . near .Taekm111. Ghon has
grown wares in the ;art few ,-earl; and
the demand h;=so great that it has
eonte a. bu iness to many Maine men.
Last year ,lames Carey. 1?roek Cronin
end doe Ce,,. dug 1..300 pounds end ' ':old
it all in Maine. It is (ieltirt0t:ed that
from :10.000 t;, 10.000 pounces will be dug
this, season.. -Front the Keneebee Jour-
n;t1,
lyiinard's Liniment Cures Garget in
Cows.
SLEEP.
It and Some Others of 0.1r Require.
ments,
Spoil; 'like fund' and drir'c, is iota of
elle ('s,entials of life. S';v,•^., •eight, c r
pos6d I ' ohm hours. in .fli, of ini »t: of
Good 11ext11lt are required ,foe the
`tr 1.
and the refreshment. (ef +pit picrei el .li-
•
ergies, lie, who time down Itis deer •i i?•
burning .s he NI Milt. :A l,c'tit ctaiif: MO'
niers Or woman eue,•r-,.5f,t.iy",eilnrts.
sound. sleep onre aeliug t}1r.
Wile' takes as mush ae nature 1vr:luiree,
is capable of doing an en.:insane :Lam int
of hard work daily.
Sleeplessness is u l;,•:tv;s• symp,tini. 1,
warning should lie promptly lieeded be-
fore it istoo late. fur insomnia is of-
ten a preeur'sor of mu -t ;grace nerve and
brain disturbances.
And oith feeis to 1:1,1 :t words of ritlt•
tion to those Who art' slighting' in vex.-
ious nays. Not a few ore planning; to
earn money while working at cu'le thing
'to 'fit themselves for another sphere.
If it can be dune, well and good, but
it is suicidal not to take necessary time
for sleep, good regular malls and some
outdoor exercise.
I bought st horse- Stith la cupposrdiy in-
curable ringbone for MO. thtred hint
with $1.00 worth •of \illi AR.li',; LINI-
aL\T and sold him fn. $55.00. Profit
on Liniment, X54.00..
' ifCtISl, DE1t,OSt:E.
Hotel Keeper, 't. Phillipe. Qrne:
,
THE ANIMAL MIND:
When an au;mal ' lets i.:. ebedierirt to
its purely physical need- and „:•: urtling
to its anatomical tmurt.ure, es when
ducks take to the water, or hens serateb,
or' hogs root, or w uo 1pseker e drill, Vit..,
wc: . do not credit it with pow'ere of
ttought. 'These and similar things .,.r
vials do instinctively. Where the Wood -
mice got into my cab}r, the other day
and opened two srnnll glass jars of but-
ter that had loose tin tops. I, did not
credit them With anything like li;unau Lrt-
telligenee, becau's to ties. their paws
deftly—digging, climbing. nlaniltulating
—is natural to mice. I have seers 11 itip-
rnunk conte into a house front his den in
the woods and open a pa *(beard box
with great deftness, and litip himeeif to
-the nuts inside,' which, a conrsp. he
smelled. We do not Credit a bird with
rational intelligence when it builds its
nest, no matter how skillfully it may
weave or sew, or how artfully it may
hide it from its enemies.- It is doing
precisely as its forbears have done for
countless generations.. lienee It nets
from inherited impulse.
But the monkey they told me about
at the Zoological Park in Washington
that had been seem to aelc>.c•t a stiff
(straw from the bottom of its cage, and
nee it to dislodge an insect from a•erack,
showed 0 gleam of free intelligence. It
was. an act of judgment on the. Art of
the 'monkey akin to human 'judgment.
In like Planner the chimpanzee Mr.
lToruaday- tells about, thet used the
trapeze -bar in the eage as a lever with
which to pry. off the.Itorizonuil baro on
the side of the eage, and otherwise to
demolish things. showed a kind of in-
telligence that is above instinet, and
quite beyond the cap:wily, say, of a .log.
—John Bnrroughr.. in the Atlantic,
WHERE EVERYONE FACES DEATH
Eserywlrere {n New Guinea the trav-
eler is continually brought face to face
with death, and the natives are devoid
of the slighting pity or respect' for the
dead or dying, although after a death
they will (.'fien wan and mourn for a
considerable Stine. llurder i,i ;tn two ',"
day occurrence, and nothing could be
worse than the morals of the natives. In
feet, they have noire; they thieve and lie
with a perrsistence and cunning which is
surprising. •
The Papuans Trace a cheerful custom
which demands it life for it, life; should
anyone die, al. the first oportunity they
kill someone --they are not verb' par -
titular whom ---to `snake tip for it. While
we were at 1tuinboldt Bay, says Profes-
sor. Pratt in Wide World Magazine, a
Malay died of dropsy; he was the first
Malay who had ever come to that part,
and the Papuans greatly respected him.
"Very' well," they sid, "we roust shoot
a Malay with, our, bows and ..t•rows to
pay for his death," Am', sooner er la-
ter, some innocent' person would be kill-
ed to square the account; when ever
pretttmably, the victim's
friends'-•ward:a lie'srtisfied,,.
Y�.
COMMENDABLE CARE.
(Puck.)
Lncle Ezra—How's your daughter do-
hig in business college?
Uncle Eben ---Fine. She can't spelt very
good, and she ain't very fast on the
typewriter, but I tell you she's keerful.
When she gets through writin' a'lettet
on that machine every "1" is dotted and
every "t" is crossed.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Etc.
THUNDERSTRUCK INDEED!
While ,1n Iris travels be was thunder-
struck at, remixing front Iris wife a tele-
gram which ran as follows:
Twins this morning. More later. •-Lip-
pineott's.
see
Syria is soon to here its first tele-
phone system, linking the towns in the
Lebanon mountains.
1.SS;Ii E `�i•E A. • 51. -1910.
• AGENTS WAI I 1 D,
ANVA +SKITS WA1`T1I,:p. WIDEN:LT
salarY Paid. Alfred Tyler, :155 (:lttr•-•
(-Per street, L,u ftio1, Out.
Agents s' tv anted
trio
now lines, App;,', Selltr'y, =1' :•:
i'CI't street:, OttiMil..
FARMS FOR SALE.
Di'. %aid es Female Pills
S1.VEfa 1• ;JN /EARS ThE S'f'A!t JA:til
Prescribed and recommended tar we
men's' ailments, a scientifically pre,
pared remedy of proven worth. t ne
result from their use is quick and Per.
manent. For sale at all deur, Stores.
What?
Vila ,ace:e,an retg:ted 1.ng•-t ta,et-
(ir'(';tt liri t.il ll?-• (111,m•n Victoria.
\\'hu Was the fin;t. Prott•ttniit ft:•i'srui• '
01• of : rat}:Ind: --Jnsa hn:,x.• •-
(111. 3'101 ref(FJner..,. ,i1'1311't i; Gil. Liliit-
ra states ('nil';. ltilt1:131 t1Wug1tt. 'LJ 0,'
p313 tented. ?• -,lulus ('altin's la we et teen
ova.
1'ntler What emperor did Monis t,c cite
gteateet in extent of territory'-Ift.i'
rian, let t•t•ntlil•y _i. 1).
Before what. king did Pats! make Ills
defense': -Agrippa II. -
11'hat emperor Look ,Terrtsalern ,' ,l tie•
-
stroyed it' I'lt•ns, born 40 A. D. -
\V111l warm Lite founder of 1ieteeell in'
._..John \\'e.ler.
\1 -hu was the first saint of the I: itu:ilt•
Catholic. ciuueitz Peter.
What- emperor i. said to hese s.,'• fire
to stone fur his oWWn pleasure? • Nero;
died (18 A. 1).
Who Was called . weet Singer ,;f Is-
raelr ethir,il.
what :t u;rl:rn armsng the flrto'h- tete.
famous feu' her..11ev1• songs: atee for
her beauty".- Sappho.
9
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quickly stops coughs, cures colds, heals
the throat and lanes. - - - 23 cents.
e .
Portraits. •
When J'ilonlpsn:t'�.tnkes Jny photograph
• there's always 513013 n fll51:
11c be yo stiff and ,•,ean.
wurls 1 most 111111 111110-.
And Whenry cw•e i•sach the gallery tic- stay
a dreadful while!
Tie puts a (•lamp against *ray heal- and
asses isle please to ;sndle.
Tie stands me up and "pose;" n:. send
tries this way and that;
Then Mother sans she'd like lint one
with muff and coat and hat -
And then she starts to fix wry- hair in
• • quite another way,
•And .f get er•osa and eros•ter, 'e.i313" 1
went to go• 051(1 play. •
But now an artist`s painting me. and'
that's the worst of all:
1'd rather have a tooth pulled net, or
• go in make a eall i
Why, even Thompson's gallery -T;
shouldn't mind a bit:
For here there's not a thing to do but
cit—and• sit•—and sit!
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
SENTENCE SERMONS.
Z ai 1 . 13 'eoU5linnng tare,_ eat,
Intakes it burn on an altar.
The here:'y hunter will never find
cniliodoxy° save in a phonograph.
The greatest force for good ie afith
In the possible good in a :van.
Folks who really- have halos are never
discovered before mirrors.
Many cllnrohes mistake raking :n the
shekels for bringing in the sheaves.
Men never get to know their Father
in heaved by going to church to find out
the faults of one another.
The poorest wad for tile preacher to
n•tike slue of the love of people is to
worry over whether they like his preach -
Ing. --Henry k'.- Cone.
MODERNSTEL CARS.
The meet, modern development in the -
construction of steel cars are thosu to be,
•used by the Pennsylvania Railroad for
thesuburban ser'viee ou tof the new•
station in New York, They are a}1 steal
and are ti.t feet long, seating -83 people..
'Through special &sirens which have been
need the weight- of the car. has been eta.- '
terially lessened. compared with the
w'ooden'cleaehes, The fiondres have vesti-
'i,ule ends anti are made entirely fire-
proof.
tote
A New Head hi 30 Minutes
Exchange that aching, throbbing, suffering, muddied head
for a clear, cool, comfortable one by taking a
NA -DRU -CO Headache leer
25c. a bor at your druggists' or by mail from
Natiotlal Drug and Chemical Co. of Canada. Limited. Montreal,25
T
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• In all eases of
DISTEMPER, IPINIC EVE, INFLUENZA,
COLDSS, ItTC.
of all horses, broodmares, colts, stallions, is to
" U"N OEN THEM"
an their tongues or in the feed rut Soohn's Liquid
Compound. Give the remedy to all of them. It
acts on the blood and glands. It routes the disease
by expelling the disease germs. It wards off the
trouble no platter how they are .it
Ab-
solutely free from anything ininrious. A child
can safely take it. 5011 and $toes $5.50 and sr Lon
the dozed. Sold by druggists and barnesadealers.
Distributors!'
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