The Herald, 1910-11-18, Page 2PILES MED at NOME by
Now Absorption Method
If you suffering from bleeding, itching,
blind or protruding Piles, send me your.
address, and I will tell you how to cure
yourself at honkie by the 'new absorption
treatment; and will also send some of
this lionie treatment free for trial,
with reference from your OW11 locality
if requested. Immediate relief and per-
maneet cure assured. Send no money,
but tell others of this offer. Write to-
day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box P. 8,
Windsor, Ont.
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FORTY CENTS A POUND.
(Cleveland Leader.)
"Say, what is a xnicrotonw?"
". delicate scientific instrument with
which shavings one 1,000th of au inch
trick can be cut"
"Oh, yes. The fellow 1 buy my baron
of has one."
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quickly stops coedits, cares colds. heels
the Caroni end hinds. • . 25 cents.
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Cat's Long Journey in a Bureau.
A tiny Maltese eat has completed
a trip from Molland, Mich., a dis-
tance of 2,500 miles, in n drawer of
a bureau Wrapped in sacking and
shipped by slow freight.
When freight hands opened the
bureau the cat jumped out, and al-
though lean and thin from its long
rill• without foots or water tea ap-
parently as good as ever and display-
ed n; keen appetite.—From the San
Francisco Chronicle.
AN OUT -ALL N IGHTER.
(Boston Transeript.)
She (rending novel) ---It nluet have
been awful for those poor soldier, to
hear the sentnuee, "To he shot at elm-
riee "
I4e-1 don't know. I've been half shot
sunrise, and it wasn't so had.
ad El 100d
is the direct and inevitable rr'stilt of
irregular or constipated bowels and
clogged-np Icidnc•ye and skin. The
Medigested fond and other waste
matter which is allowed to accumu-
late paisone the blood and the
whole system. I7r, t1orse.'s Indian
i.ot't-Pills-art directly on the bowels,
r r.guiating them ---ori the kidneys,
*riving them ease and 'strength to
properly filter the blood --and nn
the skin, opening up the pores. For
pure blood. and good health take
r. rts
t; 4`i tip {1 cx cx •fc Fzo
OHitDREN 'AND.NIONEY.
(The Christian Herald.)
My father was a minister with six
ebildren. My mother was ready to enter
college with her brothers before the day
of the woman's college. Now that I have
children of my own I em thankful for
the thoughtful training Which we six
children had. We each had a smell al-
lowance, and al the ciuse of the year,
if in our ]come-inade diaries we could
'Flow a balance in our favor, the atunlipt
of money we had ravers was doubled and
placed 10 our account in the savings
bank. We then became the proud posses-
sors of a bank book. The habit of sav-
ing. with wise supervision to prevent
mieeriines's, makes all the difference be -
twee') plenty and want in Inter years.
tc
.nets, Wenn. '¢%miry. LTnterq SIYca.
Relieved 13y Murine Bye liemedy, Try
Murtne For Your Lye Troubles. You
Will Like Musette, it SoothE•e. 50e At
Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books.
ieree. Aiurine Bye Remedy Co., Toronto.
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A LITTLE r' IXE( .
The following notes from parents were
rcernty brought by two pupils of a cer-
tain school:
"Dear 'i'cnc]ler—Kindly crease John's
absence from school yesterday after -
poen. as he fell in the mud. By doing
the :tame you will kindly oblige his
mother."
The tether read: "Dear Teacher—
l'lc'nae exeuse 'it'ilJics abeenee last Fri-
day, en he had to go to the Iteepital af-
t"
Mh ard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Cr-eiRGAiNS.
I:nib llfram-So `•e won't pay 50
r-"f:t5 to see "'Theo Life in Nrrw York" at
tlu' fr]-+rey house ic-eight?
`'nese ' ]:(len- • Nut to e.h, when I kin
wait till next week 11i' sl,, "L.uw Life
in Vii,"o" 1'r a grertir.
au5T TO r..,E fUYING.
I?ven •though radium liar been, m'in`ed
`laic fruln $3.000.0;0 t;' :$2.000.030 an
mime!, t.<.,e is no melee rot haying any
welt.. ...en rea'1t- ,'t'e'll
WHY HE WOULDN'T SHOOT.
A deputation of three soldiers once
carne to the late Dr. Lueger to make
some kind of a reQuest in their be-
half. The burgomaster of Vienna
turned to one of the soldiers with tho
following inquiry: "What would you
do if the Kaiser commanded .you to
shoot the burgomaster?"
"I would shoot him," said the sol-
dier.
"So!" exelaniecl Dr. Lueger, "and
what is your religion:'
"1 and a Protestant."
dierDr. Lueger spoke to the second sol-
.
"What would you do if the Kaiser
commanded you to shoot the burgo-
master?"
"Then 1 would &hoot him," said
the soldier.
"And what is your religion?"
"1 am a Catholic."
The burgomaster turned to the third
soldier.
"Would you have shot me if the
Kaiser commanded you to do so?"
"No," said the soldier.
"And what is your religion?"
"1 am a 7ew," he answered.
"What!" exclaimed the burgomas-
ter. "Do you not know that 1 am
the greatest anti-Semite in Austria?
Tell ole. why would you net have
shot nae:"
"because l: have no rifle; I am the
drummer of the regiment."—J'ewish
Chronicle.
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Home
1a the way to
Sava iMorey
and
Dress WeJ8
Try it 1
Sitrple se Washing
with
O"iEDYE roe ALL K1NDSofaoo0s
• JUST TRIM: OF IT 1
Dyes woos Cotton, Silk or Mixed Goods Perfectly
with the SAME Dye --No chance of mistakes. Fast
and Beautiful Colors10 cents, from your Druggist or
Dealer. Send for Color Gard and STORY Booklet. 76
The Johnson-R1..A,nrdaon Co., Limited, Montreal.
HOW THE WORLD WENT ROUND.
Little .Margaret had just heard from
her friends in the geography class that
tee world was round, and that it turned
once in every 24 hours. She put that
information into a little corner of her
brain and thought very hard about it.
That night after she went to bed she
soul'; not go to sleep. Nine o'elc is came
and 10 o'clock, and still she held her eyes
wide awake, staring out into the lark.
Then grandmother peeped in and found
little Margaret still awake at half -past
10. "Why, child, what is the matter?
Why aren't you asleep?"
Little Margaret .finally swirl, `s1Nhy,
gra ni ma, t ani afraid to go to sleep, be- -
eause when the ivorld'turns around t awn'
(raid 1'll fall off it:' -
Minard's Liniment too., Limited
(.b-entlomen,--My daughter, 13 years
old, was thrown from a sleigh and in-
jured her elbow so badly it remained
stiff and very painful for three years.
hour bottles of 'RNA.UD'S LINIMENT
cc•mpletely cured her and she has not
been troubled fur two yeare.
hours truly,
J. B. LIVESQUJS.
St. Joseph 1'. 0., 1Eth Aug., 1900.
NEVER HARD FOR HIM, EVi-
DENTLY.
(Louisville Courier -Journal.)
A Chicago policeman who has saved
$100,000 says he will now "take things
easy." It doesn't seem to have been
very difficult up to now.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Etc.
A TROPICAL SEA AT SUNRISE.
On earth there is nothing more beau-
tiful than the sea -foam touched by the
first rays of the tropic sun. Then, and
for a moment after, a breeze from some
seashore of the golden age seems to fill
the world with youth; a moment after,
and the sun, freeing himself from the
sea that seems to cling to shin, rises in
the blue rapidly, hurriedly, like a king
hastening to ascend his throne, and the
tremendous day of the tropics has be-
gun, ---The forum.
Alhant
quickly stops coughs, cures colds,
the throat and lungs. - . . 25
AN ENGLISH JOC'SS FOR
•
To make n, fortune of a quartet
million as a jockey is ;t feat which
the late Tont Loatos• at the pinna
his profession so far 114 urern w
wealth is coenerneri. Of course, tlt
in these days are Much greater
when I+r1ed Ascher, who left £Oi3,00
Fordham, who was worth under
000, were in the •prime of their
careers. Bnt then it is not ever
who IM's a Leopold de Rothschild
vie in the matter. of investment
-it is said that Tom T.nates was thu
tirnlarly fav orad Lottcion' Globe.
HOW IT HAPPENED,
They were satin; o.i the hotel
comedic n; •notes.'
"Well, iny•son-in-lave hasn`t whoa
unkind Word to me for ten years,
. qac olds ;lady. -
•'`rilly per Felly ipvelyf" sail the
hedearly`'',?"
`�o'f''rMp;lifd'the firs':. stnjlinP
her :frr'anr('h Kleialt^i.t•v•--"en.
hcen on 'spetakinng terms glace 1S
MOTHER'S UTTLE
TREASURE
What mother does not look
upon her baby as a little treas-
ure? '4J1tat mother would not
rather Stiffer herself than see her
Precious little one suffer? The
well child brings joy to the home
—the sick child brings misery,
despair and care, But, mothers,
there is' no need for your baby
to be cross asses ailing; even dur-
ing •teething time, What baby
needs to keep him well ie an oc-
casional dose of Baby's OWn Tab-
lets. These Tablets cure all
stomach and bowel troubles; de-
stroy worms and make teething
easy. Mrs, Pierre M. Cormier,
New Riehnhohul Centre, 'Que.,
writes: -"Baby's Own Tablets
have been of great benefit to my
little one axil now he sleeps well
and eats well and is happy all the
time." The Tablets are sold by
all medicine dealers at 25 cents a
box or direct from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
i°i-4}4•-444-4444-4444--f-+ rr
WALTHAMSTOW STRIP.
Most of Waltbalustow is too modern
to have much mystery about it, but
the "Walthamstow Strip" of Leytonpre-
serves the memory of a curious old
rule. Barely a hundred yards broad, this
strip of land, belonging to Walthamstow
parish, ran right.laross Leyton from the
Lea to Snaresbrook, parallel with the
southern border of Walthamstow. flow
came Leyton to be crossed by this alien
strip? Leyton, it was said, had once re-
fused to bury a body found in the Lea;
Walthamstow came forward to do it.
And in such cases it was the rule that
the volunteering parish might take from
the other as much land right through
to the other side as the xnen who car-
ried the corpse could cover walking in
line, hand in hand and arms extended.
The inconvenient result worried both
parishes until the growth of popula-
tion made new parishes necessary.—
From the London Chronicle.
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t-ar,xple tL 15ept. fila L.,
Chemical 00.., Toronto,
A PRESIDENT'S SON.
President Tait had just heard of one
of the liniment pranks of his young son,
Charlie.
"That reminds me of a good joke 1 had
on Roosevelt when he was President and'
1 was Secretary of.War,". said Mr. Taft.
"1 was walking up G street one after-
noon when an anxious mother stuck her
head out of a neighboring two-storey
window and called sluilty to a little boy
on the corner:
"`Johnny, if 1 catch you playing with
that bad little Quentin Roosevelt, l'fl
give you the whipping of your Wei"—
The
ife!—The Popular Magazine.
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in
Cows.
TIME -SAVING TUNNELS.
These tunnels will be of the greatest
assistance in solving the congest: et and
transportation problems. As an illus-
tration of how envie is saved fly the opt'n
ing of the new tunnels, it may be stated
that on the main lino on Lo xg island,
the old running time to many titbits is
,cut down more than one-half, cul to
ail points from. one-third ti one -halt.
Theis, the old time from New `;leek to
Jamaica, which was 44 minutes, is '.OW
cut down to 19 minutes, and to no. n
o11 the main line in proportion. On the
Montauk division, the time to 'Valley
Stream, til minutes, is 'reduced to 33
minutes; Freeport..77 minutes to 61 min-
utes; Babylon, 133 nlrenttes to 60 minutes.
On the Long Beach branch, the time to
'
at Rockaway is reduced from Ola min-
ter
in -
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YAWNING,
A good, wide, open-mouthed yawn is
a splendid thing for the whole body. A
yawn is Nature's demand for rest. Some
people think they only yawn because
they are sleepy. But this is not so, You
yawn because you are tired. You may
bo sleepy also, but that is not the real
cause of your yawning. You are sleepy
because you are tired. Whenever you
feel like yawning, just yawn. Don't try
to suppress it. If you are afraid of of-
fending- somebody, suppose you step out
of the room. Then yawn to your heart's
content. Put your hand over your mouth
if you want ,to, but let the yawa come.
And if you are where you cite stretch,
at the swine time that you yawn, just
stretch and yawn. This is Nature's way
of stretching and relaxing the muscles.
Don't be afraid to open your mouth wide
and yawn and stretch whenever you feel
like it. Indeed, if you are very tired,
but do not feel like yawning, there is
nothing that will rest you so quickly as
to sit on a straight -back chair and, lift-
ing the feetfrom the floor push them
nut in front of you .as far as possible,
stretch the arms, put the head back,
open tIhe mouth wide, and make yourslf
yawn. Those tense nerves will relax,
the contracted muscles will stretch, and
the whole body will be rested. Do this
two or three times when you are tired,
and see what it will do for you.
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A A.te s1
This elegant ewatelt,
stem wind and set, fancy
engraved .itil.In• SILVER
Yr t ase,, rt'LLlC Gram 1 -
"`II Temp, wilt bo Sent you
S FREE if you seri only
Masi) worth of our beauti-
fully colored and emboss-
ed post cards at 0 for10e.
These. are the very latest
designs. in, V lows, Floral',
Heliday, Comics, &c. The
swiftest seller's. Just show
them and take in the money.
Send your name and address
platnly written, and we will
forwardou a package- of
caress and our big premium
list. Don't delay, for we give
tuts extra present forprompt-
11034.
COBALT GOLD PEN CO.,
Dept. 301 Toronto, Ont
ISSUE NO. 46 1910
HELP WANTED.
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ANTED—AT ONCE., A GENERAL
5 5 doinestic, one Walling€, to learn, Ap-
ply 94 Duke street, Hamilton, Ont,
W7' ANTED — CAPABLE HOUSE:-
lnaid. Apply Mrs. A. C. Beasley..
435 Main street east.
AGENTS WANTED,
(„TART TEA - ROUTE TO -DAY. SEND
I. postal for circulars, or 10c for
samples and terms. Alfred Tyler, :Lon-
don. Ont.
7ANTL0D—ACTIVE SALLSM ON OR
women for holiday books that sell
at sight. Salary $;l per day guaranteed
and COMMISSION: outfit FREE. Write
immediately, J. L, Nichols Co., Limited,
Toronto.
Dr. Martel's Female Pills
SEVENTEEN YEARS THE STAr wAi w
Proscribed and recommended tor we
men's ailments, a scientifically pre
pared remedy of provon worth. She-
result
lheyresult from their use Is quick and per
manent. For sato at all d*ug stores
OVINGPICE CilT i
GOT HER 20 CENTS.
A well-dressed woman standing just in-
side of a pay -as -you -enter car taking
fares from passengers was recently one
of New York's queer eioenea. On enter-
ing the ear the wotn,ut dropped a 25 -
cent piece into the fax's box by mis-
take. The conductor souks do nothing
in the matter. "Very well," said the
woman, "1 will get nay. 20 cents from
the next four passengers" Site ex-
plained the situation to the first man
who hoarded the cur, took his nickel,
saw that the fare was rung rip •and stood
her ground till the change to which she
was entitled was collected.
t) -m
Too Near.
Mrs. Howard—Do come to see me
:loon. ;C' live right, around the corner
fret» your house.
Mrs. Coward—Thanks awfully, but
since we have our new motor I never
call on anyone who Iives lets than 25
miles away.—Life.
This wonderful in ported Moving Pie-
ture Machine with 2 films with 03 views,
Ali given free for selling 24 pieces of
our goods, at 10e each. Get this marvel-
ous Machine and earn plenty of money.
Write for goods., When sold return $3.40
and we send Moving Picture Machine
aid films with 03‘ views. FRIEND SOAP
CO.. Dept. 777, Boston, Mass.
STEAL WIND WATC1I
AND SING cr- „
!Genuine American Watch,
Stena Wirral, Stein Set.
Beautiful case,. Guaran-
teed time
keeper: also -5p ; ti'�'
n`,
Rtis>; with ^'"pp m!•
Spark 11 n g
Gear, both
given for selling 24 Jewelry Novelties at
10e each. Write for Jewelry. When soh;
send us $2.40 and we will send watch and
ring friend Soup Co., Depr. 780. Boston, Mass.
BOYS LOOKDIAIIEIF,FREE
This Gennleo, Ttckti Case. $tum
Winding toed SMIIng, telly 4ntsr-
nnteed Watch Wnl be gives p$ ES to.
any boy or girl devoting a few bears
eentug 2d psekets of ••Enttdrd" Shoot
Bluing at 10e. tool.
Send us year name nod
atdress plants writ en, unit
fru lvlli matt the Btull%with.
ourlustrucVlenshnrr tosettit.
When sold atod ua themeney.
told we will Ond the watch
prepaid, Write to -day to
Empire Household MfgCo.
suite 522 Board of Trade Bldg,
Geos. D, Montreal, Que.
This is a lino, handsome, cloar-tonod Violin. highly polished,
rich!y
colored.
complete with string bridge, terse gut sirings,ebony iinishpegs,
long bow
of white horse hair, and boz of rosin. blverything complete sent securely
packed in a box. Just send ns `your name and address, and agree to self
only 9 bores of Dr. llfaturin s romans Vegetable Pills, at Esc. a boa.
A grand remedy and cure for weak and impuro oondlttoas of the blood indi-
gestion, stomach troublos, constipation, nervous disorders, diseases of tho liver and kidneys,
rheumatism, and ]Finale troubles. A. mild laxative, Grand Tonle and Life Builder. They aro
easy to sell as each customer buying a box of pills from you, receives, at the same time, a nice
fancy Pin, which we send you 'with the Pails. Do not miss the chance of yourltfo.
Don't sendany money—Only your name and address, at once, and we will promptly vend
you by mail, postpaid, the 8 boxoi of Pills and the Pins. When sold, remit to us trio $2.00 tui
we will send you this handsome Violin, etc. just as represented. Write to -day.
Address: THE DR; MATURIN MEDICINE CO.,
Dept. 156. TORONTO. ONT
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ui Y'S "SILENT" MATCHES
ArE THE MOST MODERN AND PERFECT
A SURE LIGHT, THE FIRST STRIKE
They make no noire or sputter—a quiet, steady flame. The match
for the smoker, the oMee and the home.
11t good keepthem
m s
nd Eddy's s W
oodenware Fibre rare
Tithe, (ils and Washboards.
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st. Gants WC ladle* Solid Gold 'Shies coags From
1725 to $$05 De tout throw yam. peoosy auras,705 desire to secure a keep time
if
and last well will beyaech equal toich anyoSolid Gold
Watch, amid Ile your name and address immediato.
ly and agree to eon 10 boles only, of fir. Mntmria'a
l`'ontous Vcdotablo Pills, at 25o. a box. They are
the greatest remedy on earth for the cure of poor
and impure blood, indigestion, headaohes, constt.
pation, nervous troubles, liver, bladder and:iid.
nay diseases, and all female weaknesses; they are
the Great Blood Purifier and Invigorator, a Grand
Tou-e and Life Builder. With the Pills we send10 articles of jewelry to give away with tho pills—
this makes them easy to sell. This is ibe chance
of a lifetime. Da not taxon it. Bend us your order
and eve will send you the 10 boxes, post po.iti.
Whon you have sold them, Bond us the money $2,50
Iyiidwe will rend you
A GEAITS. or C.ADBfc S wirron
the saute day the money is received,
re giving these beautiful Watches to advertise
is is a : rand opportunity to se -
having to spend a
stem set