HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1909-08-27, Page 6Sprained Wrist ad Ankle
4,fter Being Laid Up With Great
Pain for Ten Days, Relief'
Was Gained. Instantly
by Applying
One .of the most soul-diebressing acoi•
lente that eau befall one is a bad ankle
rr wrist sprain, "If I had only known
If `Neryiline' 'earlier, I could have caved
yself an enortnolis amount of pain, and
any agonizing nights of sle'mpleste
s," Thus writes P. P. Quinu, a
on a 'farmeer..living near B•roikville. "1
"" uroe rom a
hay loft to the
barn floor and
sprained my right
ankle ana left
wrist. The y
swelled rapidly
and caused exam -
sans. it was not conveartent to
trete the city, and the liniment in the
come ewas useless, When I gat Nervi-
ne 'relief . ranee quickly. It took down
she. swelling," relieved the pain, and gave
be wonderful comfort.
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! can reoon`mnend Neavdine for
trews; leridles, swellings, mauseular
414krii,rirlesere back. I have proved it
Hua dure..ht such eases."
'ki ,what it might sone day mean
•jene • Y.d•tlr"to ' have right an your home,
,et1.4y for: stn accident or emergent sick-
seee• birttle or two of Nervaline. Get
trAer,, ;' $60., or five for $1:00, all deal -
ire o the 'Oatarrkozone Co., King ton,
TESTIMONIAL
NO.
4266
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• A PIOUS JO)zF-
the' R. Dr. Alexander relates that
reerq.livid in. Peebles-sbixe a ball -witted
iran; ho.;was in the habit of sayinn his
rayers ,in a field behind a stone -dyke.
e day he was followed to this spot by
pone 'wags, who secreted themselves on
#.e oposite side, listening to the man at
'els devotions, who expressed his oenvie-
iion that he was a very great sinner,
the opposite side, listening to the noun at
that moment to fall upon him, it would
be no more than he deserved. No sooner
*heal he said this, than the persons on the
• opposite side pushed the dyke over on
"hint when, scrambling out, he was heard
to ably: "Rech, sirs! it's an awfu' world
,.thus,: a body canna say a thing in a joke,
but its' ta'en in earnest?'
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NOT HIS FAULT.
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(Chicago News.)
Irate Woman—These photographs you
made of myself •and husband are not at
all satisfactory, and I refuse to accept
them."
Photographer—What's wrong with
them?
Irate Woman—What's wrong? Why,
my husband looks like a baboon.
Photographer—Well, that's no fault of
mine, madam. You should have thought
m that bef•, you ! shim taken.
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Parke's Pickle Mixture
In to eailon of vinegar, boil for fifteen min-
utes and our over the pickles This mixture
:Amos the pickles solid and nice the year
:round and imparts a most delicious flavor to
.the Dickies. Sold at 260, by grocers or sent
by mail, post paid, on receipt of 200.
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HAMILTON
Druggists
CANADA
Gender.
The other, evening Miss Y., a maiden
ladyo±'uncertain years, suspecting the
cook>was °entertaining her beau down-
stairs, called Martha and inquired whe-
thershe did not !sear some one talking
with her.
"Oh, no, ma'am," cried the quick-wit-
tcSd.,n,.tiaitl a. "It was only me singing a
„ cry good," returned Miss Y, sig-
eifiti Daly,: t"you may amuse yourself
with4aligg, but let's have no hims."—
New`; oY.k,e,Horald.
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Minar'd°s'. Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
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ON THE JOB.
(Louisville Herald.)
Stage'. manager—Now, Jenkins, we're
counting tie that baby of yours to cry
and yell in the third act, you know.
Will he do it all right P
Acting Father—Sure, the kid's been
rehearsing his lines night and day for
weeks.
GREAT TEMPLES OF ICE.
Have Endured for Ages—Discoveries
of a Recent Expedition.
Changeless Arctic temples of ice
amid the icy. deserts of Greenland
were leunri by the survivors of the ill-
fated Erichsen• expedition to the North
Pole. A, crystal palace of superhuman
architecture vaster than 'a dozen. cath-
edrals and Bgyptian temples; respond-
ent with jewels and' endless decora-
tions of ice, is °lescribed:
Created by nature in a forbidding
wilderness, it frightened and awed the
explorers. The dreams of poets and
the fancies of epic bards were sur-
passed by this vision, of colossal love-
liness, which the painter Achton Fries,
a member of the expedition, endeavor-
ed`, to carry away for the benefit of
the 'dwellers in civilization.
More than a mile in length, the lofty
nave of this temple ' was pierced at
intervals with windows through which
the gleaming sun rays sparkled on
columns and cubes and . immense
clusters of stalactitea like pendent
jewels. Through the centre of the ice
palace flowed, a stream of water whose
occasional ripple and splashing fall
broke the majestic silence.
Par north it la possible. that ice pal-
aces and temples should endure with-
out change longer than human struc-
tures of stone. The carcasses of pre-
historic monsters have remained in-
violate. in Arctic tombs for thousands
of years, while granite pyramids have
worn away and Babylonian civiliza-
tion has been buried deep in the earth.
From the Chicago Tribune.
QONTAINS
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yeiset nese 'ak CR/CKErERS,
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forLWOCATIO
When troubled with sun-
burn, blisters, insect stings,
sore feet, or begat rushes,
apply Zam-Buk !
&uprising how quickly it eases
the smarting and stinging! Cures
'sores on young babies due to
chafing.
Zam-Buk is evade from pure
herbal essences. No animal fats—
no moneran poisons. Finest healer!
Druug)Ge a and Stores everywhere. 6^
n.wwhx,w.tiuwn,.r,.x+wnra�m'....'.
Sleepy rass of New Mexico.
While making a trip through the
southwestern part of New Mexico Her-
bert W. Wolcott, of Alamogordo, N. M.,
found a grass from which he believes a
narcotic may be extracted which will
take the place of those now known to
medicine.
"The grass is known as `sleepy grass'
to the natives of New Mexico, near the
Apache reservation," said Mr. Wol-
cott. "Cattle and horses will eat it the
first time they see it. It makes them fall
to the ground in their tracks and lie in
a state of coma for two days. When
they wake up they have no ill effects
from the opiate. But they will never eat
it again; in fact they will run away
'f it is offered to them.
"This sleep grass is not to be confused
with the loco weed. The grass is a real
grass, not unlike the Kentucky blue
grass in appearance. The loco weed is a
plant and bears a flower. Horses and
cattle become loco fiends and are worth-
less after tasting the deadly stuff.
From the Kansas City Star.
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BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanking does not cure children of
bed-wetting. There is a conatitutional
cause for this trouble. Mrs, M. Sum-
mers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send
free to any mother her succe?sful home
treatment, with full instrutions. Send
no money, but write her to -day if your
children trouble you in this way. Don't
blame the child, the chances are it can't
help it. This treatment also cures adelte
and aged people troubled with urine dif-
ficulties by day or night.
Reward of Duplicity.
"Tommy, do you know whore little boys go
that telt lies?"
"You bet 1 do! That's the way most of
'em get to go to the ball games."
Don't experiment with unsat-
isfactory substitutes. Wilson's Fly
Pads kill many times more house
flies than any other known article.
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NUT DECAYING.
(Rochester Post -Express.)
But when it comes to a question of
war, the. Briton's blood boils. Ile pre-
pares to fight with the utmost delibera-
tion. IIe bas often a hard struggle be-
fore he wins, but he is rarely beaten.
The American colonists threw off his
yoke, but even the great Napoleon could,
not vanquish "perfide Albion" When
the Boers revolted, many persons believ-
ed. England would be defeated. But the
dogged Saxon spirit prevailed. The
Briton is, indeed, slow, but he is "hard
to beat.". , He. never travels too fast, but
in thefierce rivalry of nations he holds
his own; England may be declining, but
she is still strong, And Mr. Wells is
not exactly fitted to play the part of
A BASKET FULL
of clean, sweet-smelling
linen is obtained with half
the toil and half the time
if Sunlight Soap is used.
Sunlight shortens the
day's. work, but lengthens
the life of your clothes.
BEES THAT WORK ALL YEAR.
Indiana Apiarist Keeps Them Busy by
Sending Them South in Winter.
A quaint method of working the bees
overtime was given by one of the emboli.
asts, who claims that the bees really en-
joy the "bust life throughout the year,
when, they find themselves where honey
producing bi ins are plentiful.
"My bees n ork overtime," he said.
"No hiberna for them. In the spring
I send them: vn•south, and they toil.
like blazes ante g tie southern flowers.
In summer 1 bring -them here to the east,
working them till' the honeysuckle and
the clover are quite gone. The autumn
season finds them in Florida, where they
make a peculiarly rich and aromatic
honey from the Florida flowers. Califor-
nal gives them all they can do in the
winter.
"It's a splendid idea. I got it from
those hotel keepers of Europe, who have
winter hotels on the Riviera and summer
hotels at Dillaard or Trouville. My travel-
ling bees yield thrice as much honey as
stay at home ones. Th"v'
there are no labor unions among these
insects."
The beakers who, on the other hand,
are content to have their bees remain in
the some placepthroughout the year and
work during the blossom time of fruits,
flowers, the ba ley and clover and way-
side flowers, • eonsulted as to blue
best methods housing the bees during
the winter.
Some expert- re in favor of sheltering
the colony by ing all the hives in a
sort of open p , snugly enclosed on the
r -north and left ,n to the southern ex-
posure. These enclosures are preferably
long and narrow and but little higher
than the hives, e ich are set close toge-
ther in a sty t line. here the sum-
mer workers Mete. during the cold-
est winter w ex, and so eosey and
wean are their winter quarters that
they are strong and hardy and ready for
work at the first possible suggestion of
earl; spring hlgorn.—From the Indian-
apolis Star. 1
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MERELY INTIMATING.
"Do you mean to say that politician's
opinions are fel sale?"
"No," answered Senator Sorghum, "I
won't accuse him of selling his opinions.
But I will say that his attitude toward
some cases resembles that of an expert
witness."
The microscope in the hands of
experts employed by the United
States Government has revealed
the fact that a house fly some-
times carries thousands of disease
germs attached to its hairy body.
The continuous use of Wilson's
Fly Pads will prevent all danger
of infection from that source by
killing both the germs and the
flies.
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IN THIS INSTANCE.
(Su'es Magazne,)
Mike McGinn was being examined for
jury duty in a order trial.
"Mr. McGinnsd," asked the judge, "have
you fo'rmecl or axoressed an opinion as
to tslc guilt or innocence of the prisoner
at the bar?"
"No, sir," replied Mike.
"Have you any conscientious scruples
against capital punishment?"
"Not in this ease, your honor," Mike
replied.
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Minard's Liniment Cures Listemper.
CENTRAL CHURCH COLONIAL.
(The Presbyterian.)
Tho old Colonial meeting houses of
New England would seem to be a sub-
type, espeeiall't characteristic of that
part of America. Like the Norman, its
glory lies in its .simplicity and dignity.
Under certain conditions and in certain
parts of Canada, alis style might be cop-
ied with. good effect. The new Central
Church of Hamilton is a most successful
adoption of the Colonial idea, and bears
a pronounced resemblance to many
churches throughout Massachusetts,
Connecticut and Now York City. Those
of our readers who have seen the Brick
Church on Fifth avenue, New York, will
recognize in Central, Hamilton, an al -
The Shrinking Rio Grande.
The main current of the Rio Grande
swings 'from one shore to the other and
as a result the receding water has left
long stretches of river lied. Over a week
ago, ranchers and their employees began
digging acequias across the river bed in
order to reach the water and convey it
to their land.
The Rio Grande now flows in only one
small stream, but as yet there is suffi-
cient current to make it .adequate for ir-
rigation purposes where ditches are pro-
perly constructed. By extending the
ditches up the dry river bed for consider-
able distances and then cutting them
into the flowing water, the ranches be-
low the city have succeeded iii inereas-
ing the fall of the water and thereby
extending the volume for irrigation pur-
poses.
The majordomos in charge of the
ditches have been forced in most cases
to mount strict guard over the acequias
to see that in no case is the }Vater wast-
ed and that every landowner gets
enough but no more than is needed to
tide his crops over the drought.—Albu-
querque Citizen.
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ISSUE N0. 34, 19
AGENTS WANTED.
V ANVASSL1i,S 001' GOOD
J wanted to sell •teas, etc., to
families. Alfred Tyler, London, Ont.
i.s
A Good General Serva t who
can .do cooking. •Small Family.
HIGHEST WAGES
MRS. JOHN M. EASTWOOD,
Hamilton, Ont.
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A CARP HAUL IN ENGLAND.
How the Fish Were Moved From One
Stream to Another.
There was quite an exciting carp baul
on Thursday last at Stoneham Pond,
which is close to the high road bet ween
Lewes and Uckfield. It is a muddy, un
interesting bit of water but holds some
big fish, and the Ouse Angling Preser-
vation Society, wanting to replenish
their river with carp, set about dragging
it.
The owner of the pond, R. Banaisfer,
and others threw a leaded cork topped
net across the pond on one side. The
weighted net stuck several times in the
mud at the bottom of the pond. The
waders released it, but at last it got so
firmly embedded and its weight so in-
creased by the fish it enclosed that it
was impossible to move if, andlkke..tkaf
Biblical fishers of old the net,or rather • !G,'
the pulling rope, broke.
Another was soon fastened en,' .1autc.4,
the net was so heavily laden with : mud 1
and a seething mass of fish in the mid
dle that nothing moved it, 'so the big
fish had to be captured and hrought to'r,
the bank by the men wading �s
, Tj
somewhat lightened it was finally; ai,..iiL
a scene of much excitement . and noise,
drawn in to the bank, filled with carp,
small and big, old veterans and young
fry.
Between two and three hundred of the
finest from about four to six pounds in
weight were picked out, place in a wag-
on, the bottom of which was thickly' Lay-
ered in wet straw and driven off to Bar-
combe, where they were emptied into the
Ouse. Plenty of carp were put back in
the pond for a reserve.—From the Pall
Mall Gazette.
(;HITRCH MEMBERS.
Recently in a cozy south end home
I saw a little comedy clr,Lp'a enacted
that pleased me immensely. A mother
was striving to finish a tiny baby petti-
coat, a sweet little garment, where a
mother thinks embroidery is necessary,
while close by in a crib the three -
months -old youngster who was event-
ually to wear the artnent was hqwling
Tilt BEST PUN.
From one who signs "Subscriber,"
Santa Clara, California:
"Referring to your editorial on books,
your issue of June 19, will you kindly
print 'the best pun in the English lan-
guage' therein mentioned? I inquire for
to know"
It occurs in the last verses of Thomas
Hood's "Faithless Nelly Brown":
"His death, which happened in hisberth,
At forty -odd befell;
They went and told the sexton,
And the sexton tolled the bell."
The pronunciation of final judgment
on this pun does not preclude an interest
in other candidates.—Collier's.
Minard's Liniment Cures Gargot in
Cows.
that a mother co not e b older
a petticoat and toss up babies at the
same time, so she approached the crib
with great importance and addressed~
the crying baby sister:
"Katherine, you must stop crying.
We're all members of the church, and
we're glad because we are. We want
you to be a member of the church.
Mamma is making you a petticoat so
as you can go to church next Sunday,
and if it ain't done you can't be a
member of the church."—Boston Jour-
nal.
I bought a horse with a supposedly
incurable ringbone for $30. Cured him
with $1.00 worth of MINARD'S LINI-
MENT and sold him for $85.00. Profit
on Liniment, $54.00.
MOTSE DET OSCE.
Hotel Keeper, St. Phillippe, Que. •
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GREAT FISHING THIS YEAR.
(London Tyree Press.)
At one time it looked as if the Lake
Erie fishery was giving out and consum-
ers would have to fall back on the home-
ly and hitherto unattractive German
carp. But this season the catches have
been better than ever. Port Stanley has
had fine luck, being able to send ottt
tons reckoned by the hundreds to the
United States and local markets.
4.
Julia—Going to Marie's dance? Bertha
—I shall be out of town that night.
Julia—I wasn't invited either. --Cornell
Widow.
FAJMILIAR SCleVERY
"Your ocean trap was'pretty4 nue, 1
s'pose?"
"Ok, yes „
"Saw icebergs and smell thing's, eh?"
"Yes; but I missed the billboards, I
can tell you.'
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Lifebuoy Soap is delightfully refreshing for
Bath or Toilet in hot weather. For washing
underclothing it is unequalled. Cleanses and
purifies.
ENFORCED RACE SUICIDE.
(Niagara Falls (N. Y.) Gazette.)
Enforced race suicide among the mar-
ried employees of the Chicago Traction
Companies and marriage economically
forbidden to the bachelorsbecause of in-
creased cost of living and a stationary
wage scale was one protest raised during
the hours of impending street car strike
of the 9,600 employees.
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most exact copy.
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1dinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
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"IrV'a sue 'tan," answered Senator Sor-
ghum. "It's terrible to me to consider
the graft they. must have contended
Jeremiah' and to predict has country's i with to yut':.;g up .all those improve-
dewnfall. { menta," --Washington Star.
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