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Fifty Years' Use Proves It The
Strongest, Safest, .Best.
14,000,000 SarrLE3 SOLD' ANNUALLY
The unexampled success of ''Nervi -
Line" is due to the fact that it is five
times stronger, three times more pene-
trating, more pain -relieving than any
ether liniment,
One million bottles used last year—
.
think what this means! Surely stronger
proof is not possible that Nerviline is a
trusty liniment, a household remedy
upon which mothers can depend in case
of accident or sudden sickness. Scarcely
an ache or a pain that Nerviline won't
ours—among the hundreds of ailments
for which it is guaranteed are the fol-
lowing:
Headache Neuralgia
Sciatica Rheumatism
Lumbago Chest Colds
Sore Back Toothache
Earache Cramps
Diarrhoea Bowel Disorders
Doctors will tell you that nothing but
the purest and most healing antiseptic
drugs are used in Nerviline—that's why
Mt is so safe for general family use, for
there baby as well as the parent. If you
haven't tried Nerviline, do so now
your neighbors are almost sure to know
of its manifold merits and uses.
]Refuse any substitute for Nerviline,
sold the world over in large 25e. bottles,
five far $1.00, all dealers, of The
t:Sttarrhozone Co., Kingston, Ont.
REAL SOU'RC< PROFIT.
TROLLEY ROAD SPRINKLERS.'
In some citiec3 and eneelet towns end,
5 in the country trolley eal,;;umpanies run
trolley sprinklers over their linesto. keep
down the dust and wake travelling in
thin eters mere comfortable. '!'here aro''
various forms of these sprinklers, '
One 11114 a squarer tank carried inside a
hoe ear, something like the .and ears oc•
casionally seen on New York trolley
tracks, .and the water is sprinkled from
a perforated pipe that cul be swtiOg out
from the side cf the oar like a boort.,
This boom pipe /Ray be fifteen or twen-
ty feet long and it can be swung out at
a right angle with the oag to sprinkle a
width of street equal to the pipe's
length, or it can be swung' [beat any an-
gle to cover a narrow sweep of road or
to get the pipe out of the way of a. pass
ing vehicle. Carrying, also a sprinkler
at the roar of the car,.the boom trolley
sprinkler can cover a pretty wide stretch
of roadway.
Another form of trolley sprinkler is
used by the New York Gity Interlror•-
ough Railroad, running trolley cars from
St. Nicholas avenue and 181st street,
Manhattan, across 1 asizington Bridge
and around through the Bronx to Bronx
Park. This sprinkler has a big cylindri-
ca•1 tank mounted on a platform trolley
car, the trolley pole running from the
top of the tank to the wire, These
sprinklers are double enders.- There is a
sprinkling equipnnent at eaelt;end, and
they can be used''either end to. In use
the sprinkling, is done forward; not
astern.
Such a sprinkler of the size here useil
has a capacity of 2,480 gallons, and load-
ed it weighs about tevehty-five tons. It
sprinkles a width of thirty t{r ' forty
feet.
2isun of Italy was so unfortaunate as
faee the judge in the police night
..curt in New York not long ago, accord-
ing to ,judge.
"What do you do, Tony?' the judge
asked, in a kindly tone, not being hur-
ried, as it happened, and perhaps touch-
ed by the liquid softness of Tony's dark
,ayes.
'Slake da music wid de fina street
piano—oh, very fins music!" Tony said,
-with a bright smile.
"How much do you make in a week?"
`]`here was a flash of white teeth.
"`Make da much money—fifteener,
maybe twenty dol'."
"What? Get twenty dollars for play-
ing a, street piano?" the astonished judge
elemanded.
"No. notta for play," the music master
admitted; "maybe geta two dol' for
play—Beta rest for shut up noise an'
get off bo'k:"
BABY'S HOLD ON LIFE.
Baby's Own Tablets cost 25 cents a
box. A box bought now may save baby's
life. Summer complaints come suddenly,
and carry away the sands of little ones
every year. If the stomach and bowels
are kept in order there is little danger
of these troubles coming on. Baby's Own
Tablets is the best medicine in the
world for preventing and curing stomach
and bowel troubles. They can be given
with perfect safety to the new born baby
or to the well grown child. An occasion,
al dose of the Tablets will regulate sto-
mach and bowels and prevent summer
complaints. The mother who koeps these
Tablets beside her has a reasonable as-
surance that her little ones are safe. If
you have not got a box of Tablets, get
one without delay. Do not wait until
IItrouble conies, it may then be too late.
Sold by medicine dealers or by mail at
2a cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
No More Soon
CaiSUJI
A LONG DIVER.
circus came to a little town in
," said Colonel Robe
Gates, to the Saturday Post, "end one
of the attractions was a high diver, a
chap who dove from the top of the tent
` n shallow tank ....whielt is a feat
Vi -f talk in that Iocality.
c.: u n e ores were talking aobut it
ktril NKr ; `t r.�+ be done without' st P. :'Many. of them thought it
gd" °.
ices c 'c* an old man insisted that it
Tenne.:see
rt M
HBA PTOSSIVBf
Ea a concentrated ea a
ors catsup and bre. r .
.?any people have
cetaup because rt - ;'
now make bet'.er and n.,. dens 3
than you ever m:e
netting Par ke's Cat ,, r - 7
var
^ocer. It leaves the ::_ .:-a:V F
tomato and imparts r •,-3r ' ,
Skint post paid on re..e A ,;p ; lean.
ARE & PARKE
HAMiLTQit Druggists CANADA
His Benefactions.
"In my humble way," said the oil r:.a .
matte, "I have assisted many a young man
fo gain an education and fit hira,,eif
for a successful career in life.''
"I don't know of any instances in
which you have," comment. d the muck-
raker.
'Yon don't. Think of the many poor
b ys who have had to do ail their study-
ing by the light of a coal oil lamp'"
Practicallya Canadian drug-
gist; gists, grocers and general dealers
sell Wilson's Fly Pads. If your
storekeeper does not, ask him why.
UNIVERSAL OWNERSHIP.
"I am a socialist," said the man with
ea ownership ie n which believeaman's needs Brsal
and
hist aLility to use shall take precedence
over our preconceived notions of arbi-
trary proprietorship."
"That system is now being tried," an-
ersered Miss Cayenne, "with most un-
satisfactory results."
"In what way?"
"With umbrellas."—washington. Star.
.8
"I thought you and Mrs. Brown were
the best of friends." "We were, until
we rented a summer cottage—together."
lalling the
wag reerfe ''1y feasible.
de you know about diving?'
"'WA"he roolie,i. `nothing in parti-
r r about that kind of divin', but 1
retel to have a cousin who was the
ir,:na.est diver ye ever see.'
f.anr=t diver?' scoffed the other
deters. 111-t-re'cl he dive?'
•Onet,' replied the old man, 'he bet
a leusand dollars he could dive from
Liverneel to New York.'
'(Did he do it?'"
"Nop. not that time. Y'see, he kind-
" or miscalculated an' come up in Denver.
Colorado.'"
It is an undisputed fact that
one packet of Wilson's Fly 'Pads
has actually killed a bushel of
house flies. Fortunately rib such
quantity can ever be found in a
well kept house, but whether they
be few or many Wilson's Fly Paas
will kill them all.
HOW THEY LOVE SCHOOL.
Johnny --Hooray!
Tommy—Wet yer so happy about?
Johnny --I don't hafter go to school•.
to°dayl
Tommy—Ghee, y're lucky! W ''y don't
Cher?
Johnny --I gotta go to th' dentist's an'
have three teeth pulled!—Cleveland
Leader.
$11MO Atlantic City and Return.
From Suspension Bridge, via Lehigh
Valley Railroad, Thursday, August 12th;
tickets good 15 days. Particulars, 54
Xing street, East; Toronto.
BOTH ARE NEEDED.
It is a mistake to mix up playground
pleadings with small park agitation.
What the people want i, the parks.
Provision can be made as it is needed
for the playgrounds demanded by
many citizens, but the two schemes
should not be confused nor sought to
he run together.
The crying need of a large section
of the city is small parks. Those who
are most active in this matter recog-
nize the facts of the situation and they
are working on the straight line of
parks wholly separate from play-
grounds. The latter must be placed
by themselves in such situations as do
not intoafere with a reasonably quiet
life. Tlfey do not belong in closely
built up avenues and streets, for they
are no more attractive to a residence
neighborhood than an all-night factory
that destroys sleep. The playground
is net a night affair, it is true, but it
makes up for it by excess A noise
duriner the day.
01,.00...
The finest fabric is
not too delicate to
be safely sVashed with
Sunlight Soap: When
other soaps two injured
your linens
and faded
the coloured
things, re-
member the
word Sun -
1't1. ,� ilgietc a„
The Counting Man.
(William Vaugli. Moody in August St.
Nicholas.)
Eeny, rooeny,.•
!miney ' ma,
Oracka teeny, finey fo;
Onr:m,a nooja, oppa tooja.,
Rick, bick, ban, do,
• IL
Eeuy, meetly,:, minty, mo,
All the chilli -feu in a row.
Crecka. feeny,�lwho Is he,
Counting out 10 solemnly?
III.
Eeny meetly, look how tall,
Like a shadow en the wall!
When did heetteme .down the street,
Muffled up from head to feet?
Listen! Don't you hear the shiny
Shadow -marl eount weeny miney?
Hush! when .all the eounting's done
Maybe I might be The One!
V.
Cracka Teeny; .finey fo,
Watch his sheiging fingers go!
He can see enough to play,
Though he hici s his face away,
VL
Oppa tooja, rick, bick, ban,
0 the solemnt!%Counting Man!
forty -'levee tram the top—
Now where w' 1 his finger stop?
II,
' Eeeny, meetly, 'piney, mo,
•Oracka feeny ney, fo;.
Omma nooja, 1 pe, tooja,
Rick, biek, do I
d•
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rs
tTAS®
EDtJt ATIoN
THEOLOGY
I EDiC!NE
SCIENCE (Including Engineering)
Students registering'for the first time •
before October 21st, 1909, may cern'
plete the Arts course without attendance
For Calendars, Write the Registrar,
GEO. Y. CHOWN, B.A.
' 5 Kinuxton, Ontario.
RIFLE SHOOTING.
(Toronto GIobe.)
The strong plea of Lieutenant -Govern-
or Gibson for more 'widespread and per-
sistent practice of •rifle shooting will call
forth a very general and favorable re-
sponse. In his Honor's opinion, "any
man with an ordinary degree of intelli-
gence can be' developed into an efficient
rifle shot with careful instruction and
coaching and 'pie4ty of practice," and
no man has e. better right to speak with
authority on the subject. 'Without. any
special aptitude, nide without any other
training than the `one he deseribes, he
became himself a prominent prize win-
ner at the gre9.t British tournament.
Some men have a genius for rifle shoot-
ing, but the Lieutenant -Governor speaks
for the average map, who will be all the
more encouraged lig one who undoubt-
edly owed bis success to enthusiasm and
perseverance. • ^'
Minard's Liniment Cures •target in
bows,
Literary Note.
"Yon write too ]much," ;;aid the critic
to the author.
"But, my friend,'" replied the author
"I've got to live." '
"Row about you.: readers?"
r1Alr, well --•-we were all born to diet"—
Atlanta. Constitutil.>n.
5
MInard'e Liniment Cures Diphtheria,
LIG1I1 WEIGHT.
(Toronto Globe.)
There is tr new -finagled scale, much af-
fected by butchers, which reckons the
value of the joint or chop. These., aro
guaranteed to possess the accuracy of a
Euclidean demonstration. , It is related,
however, that not long age a gentleman
was doing some shopping for his 'wife.
At the butcher's he chosea promising
steak. "That will be 67 cents," said the
man of flesh. It was a hard fate that
the shopper should be a, professor of
mathematics. He "promptly said, "It
should be 55e," and after a painful
pause Mr. Butcher admitted that by an
Unheard-of mistake he was wrong,
'which shows that being a mathematician
has some practical advantages. It 'would
be an uncharitable person who would
suppose that there were many mistakes,
of that kind.
o s a Diamond.
'rim polishing of a' diamond is a .very
slow process, because of the great hard-
ness of the material; besides this, says
a writer in the Century, the work must
Ire
frequently.,Interrupted tor
to cool. but alter it • has become
overheated by friction.• Each time a
new facet is to be ',Cut the diamond
must be removed froin °tire. dop and
reset at another angle, and the diamond
cutter trusts to his eye. alone to guide
him in this' delicate adjustment, al-
though in the case of very snrall dia-
monds a magnifying glass' is necessary.
The skill shown iu placing the stone in
the treated 'metal, ,sometimes with the
bare hand, is surprising. The regular
brilliant has 56 facets, besides the table
and the collar 32 above the girdle and
24 below; but as eight facets" are first
formed, both above and below, each of
these being recut into three or four
more than 56 separate surfaces to be
smaller ones, there are considerably
cut.
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When troubled with sun-
burn, blisters, insect stings,
sore feet, or heat rashes,
apply Zam-Bilk
Surprising how quickly it cases
the smarting and stinging! Cures
sores on young babies due to
chafing.
tam-Buk is made from pure
herbal essences. No animal fats—
no mineral poisons. Finest healer I
DrUppista and Stores everywhere. r
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THE REPORTER.
(Ottawa Free Press.)
Newspaper work is very largely an
impersonal vocation. The reporter's
"stories" are read in hundreds of thou-
sands of homes daily, but his name is
an unknown one save among, the limited
circle of friends and acquaintances with
which his daily routine brio • s him •
touch. His identity is ,aver
larger identity of the new,..
which he is a component part. But this
does not entitle public men to use hire
as a door -mat whereon to wipe their
frequently, iniquitous and lrypocriticaI
feet. The reporter who is falsely ac-
cused of misreporting a man sustains
an attack upon his individual reportorial
efficiency, and his personal integrity.
If he is a meek, mild -eyed individual
he will allow the stigma to rest upon
him, and play the martyr, but if he has
the baokbone of the lowest right, he will
rise in his individual capacity and com-
peI his accuser to make good the charge.
ISSU
E. e32, 1909
AGENTS WANTED.
A GENTS WANTADTIingll IS NOTHING
ticutar, writeter Alfred Than yler. London, UcutPar-
HELP WANTED.
A Good General Servant who
can do cooking. Small Family.
HIGHEST WAGES
MRS. JOHN M, EASTWOOD,
Hamilton, Ont.
RIGHTS AND LEFTS.
"Aur I on the right road to Paipley?"
inquired the traveller.
"No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'd
aught to !nave turnfarmer, to the left ah the
brick house a couple of nr'f<els back."
But I was toki I'd have no trouble
in"finding the way if I kept on the right
roar d."
"That's right."
"So when I came to two roads I turn-
ed to the right."
"That was wrong."
The traveller was becoming irritated.
"'Then the right road was the wrong
one, was Int?" he asked.
"You're night."
"How can •a airing be both right and
wrong?"
"That only shows, mister," said the
fanner, calmly chewing a stranv, "that
you've never milked a cow. If you had
you'd know that her right side is her
wrong sade,"
m+s•
Bogy Man in England.
(New York Sun.)
It has a dachshund body
And wheels like pretzels fine;
It hisses through the heavens
Like beer upon a stein.
John Bull is filled with boding
And thinks beyond a doubt
The seareship's bound to get him
Ef he don't
Watch
Out
His children stop their crying
If but its name they hear;
Beside its nightly vision
Pink tats are naught to fear.
John Bull is filled with terror,
His calm is put to rout;
The soareship's bound to get him
Ef he don't
Watch
Out.
0.0.
PILES CURED AT HOME BY
NEW ABSORPTION METHOD
If you suffer from bleeding, itching,
bl.i rrh. • uq,rotrnding Piles, send me your
' ow to curer
w. 3lom oy the w absorption
reatmi'6 and will also send some of
this home treatment free for trial, with
references from your own locality if
requested. Immediate relief and per-
manent cure assured. Send no money,.
but tell others of this offer. Write to-
day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box P. 8
Windsor, Ont. '
DOG OUGHT TO BE TAUGHT.
Two men approached a house to ask
for something to eat,
"I don't want to go in," said the
first; "see that dog!"
"I hear him bark," said the second;
"but you know a barking" dog never
bites.""Oh,
first; "but that,"
does thedogknow it?d "ee
Roseleaf.
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gentlemen,—/ have used MINARD'S
LINIMENT on my vessel and in my
family for years, and for the every day
ills and accidents of life I consider it
has no equal.
I would not start on a voyage with-
out it, if it cost a dollar a bottle.
CAPT. F. R. DESJARDIN,
Schr. "Stroke," St. Andre, Kamouraska
IT ALL DEPENDS.
(Catholic Standard and Times.)
Miss Knox—There's a scandalous story
about her in this morning's Daily Howl-
er.
Miss Goodart—But you can't believe
anything you read in that paper.
Miss Knox --I can if I want to,
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Kansas Town's Slogan.
Cimarron is the latest town to con-
tract the slogan habit. The one chosen
is: "Simmer on, Cimarron."
The Cynieal Bachelor rises to re-
mark that a girl shouldn't marry a
rnan till she knows all about him, and • The
then she wouldn't want to. the p
Man is Often Not Much Better.
Animals do not reason. If any one
truth has come out of all the critical
study of the animal mind that has been
going on since this century came hi, this
is it. Animals do not reason; they
never have reasoned; they never by any
possibility can reason. The wisest of
them do, indeed, get into the borderland
that separates reasoning from other
mental processes; but no living creature,
except man, ever gets unequivocally
across theline: E. T. Brewster in MO-
Clure's.
Minard's Liniment Cures L!stemper.
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Birds of Distinction,
(Chicago News.)
The crow and the bird of paradise
were talking about fame.
"Why, you are so homely ' you are
only known to the farmers, sneered
the proud bird of paradise. "Now, 1
am so beautiful I have any feathers
on the hats of the society women."
The crow laughed sardonically.
"That may be, my friend, ' he
chuckled, "but I have my feet under
their eyes."
violinist may not be au artist with
encil, but he can draw ,his bow,
Dig' sOza
emotamsarreismermashavese
EST WHO " EN PAIL
Can't Help Bast Lose its Hoops and
rain to Pieces, You Want Some.
thing Better Don't You? Then Ask
for Mails and Tubs '. ; ade of
S;y. !BREW FRE
Each Om ' a Soled, Hardened, Lasting Masa
Withoist a hoot. et Seam Just ra Gadd na
Eddy's Matches