The Herald, 1909-07-16, Page 8SCIATICA
EXPECTED DEATH ANY DA's.
Another Case Where Life Was
Saved and Health Restored
by "" Nerviline."
We; have ea lead 'and heard of the.
agonies of Seiatica, betonly those who
have been tortured by -(Lis • dread mal-
ady can fully appreciate. what it ruustk
mean to be cured after years of suffer -
fug,
it is because he feels it his solemn
duty to tell the world his faith in )Ver-
viline that Victor P. Hires • makes the
following declaration "For three years
I was in the Royal Mail, service, and in
all kinds of weather had to meet the
night trains. Dampness, cold and expos-
ure brought on sciatica that affected pry
left side. Sometimes an attack would
come on that made me powerless to
work.''I was so nearly a complete cripple
that I had to give up my job. I was in
despair, comlpieteiy cast' down because
the money, I spent on trying to get well
was wasted. I was speaking to my chem-
ist one day, and he recommended
"Nerviline." I had this good liniment
rubbed on several times a day, and got
relief. In order to build up my gen-
eral health and im-
prove ' my blood I
used Ferrozone, one
tablet with each
meal. I continued this
treatment for four
months and was cur-
. I have treed all kinds of liniments, and
can truthfully say that Nerviline is far
stronger, more peaetrateing, and 'nfin-
itely better than anything else for re-
lieving;pain. -I urge everyone with lum-
bago, neuralgia, rheumatism or sciatica
to use Nerviline. I know it will cure
then:"
There isn't a more highly -esteemed • cit-
izen in Westchester than Mr. ,Hires.
What he says . can be relied upon. For
six years since being cured he hasn't
had .a single relapse. Don't accept any-
thing from your dealer but "Nerviline."
25 cents per bottle or five for $1.00;
sold everywhere, or The Catarrhozone
Co., Kingston, Ont.
CURED
Sly • .
YEARS.
1 BLUE GRASS BON MOTS.
Representative Cushman was talking
on the lumber tariff, says The Washing-
ton Post, and a Kentucky member inter-
rupted. "Oh," replied Cushman, "the
gentleman comes from the glorious State
of Kentucky. which produces the best
whiskey, the fastest horses and the most
beautiful women; but what does he
know about this?
"I'm told they make whiskey there so
good that they have to blindfold them-
selves before drinking it, because if they
saw it it would make their mouth' wat-
er, and that would spoil the drink."
Mr. Stanley, of Kentucky-, was on his
feet in reply. "Sir," he said, "Kentucky
is justly proud of its horses, its whiskey
and its women. But it pays a tax of $1.-
10 per .gallon on its whiskey and pays
it gladly; its horses are being put out of
business as fast as anti -racing laws will
do it, and as to its women, why, sir,
I want to say that Kentucky will never
appeal for protection for her women .so
long as the angels in Heaven don't en-
gage in a beauty contest among them-
selves,"
And then Mr. Cushman went right en
talking about lumber, stopping occasion-
ally to pick a sliver out of himself.
A
E
FFE INO
Cared by' Lydia E..' Pink-
ham'sVegefableComponnd
Pox Creek, N.13.—:`t have always
had pains in the loins and a weak-
, „ .ness there, and
often after my
meals m y food
would distress me
and c'a u s e sore-
ness. Lydia 1.
Plnkham'sVeeeta-
ble Conapound has
done me much
good. 1 am strong-
er, digestion is bet.
ter, and 1 can walk
with. ambition. I
have encouraged
— - many mothers of
families to take it, as it is the best rem-
edy in the world. You can publish this
in the papers." — Mrs. WireetA1f
Boungt*l , Fox Creek, N.13., Canada.
The above is only one of the thou-
sands of grateful letters which are
constantly being received by the
Pinkhain Medicine Company of Lynn
lltass.,whiehprove beyond a doubt that
Lydia E. Pinkbain's 'Vegetable Com-
pound, made from roots' and herbs,
tactually does cure these obstinate dis-
eaaes of women after all otlier means
'have failed, and that every such suf-
feiing woman owes it to herself to at
least give Lydia E. Pinkha,m's Vegeta-
ble Compound a trial before 'Submit-
ting to an operation, or giving up
hope of recovery. '
ars. ?inkbain, of Lynn,' Mass.,
invites all sick rvon n to -Write
her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health and tier
iii itis is free.
THE ' DANGEROUS BOBSLED.
Any gee can take a loaded bob down
a hill, as numerous accidents testify,
though there are eases' where the steers.
man is blameless,' Iu feet Ireroie deeds
-are annually performed by paptains of:
these swiftcraft, deeds that eali for lee
stant decision` and grim self-sacrifice,
and are made neeessary through tate ab-
sence of rules governing the sport of
hill coasting.
The average bobs loadedwith boys on
an unieed hill is dangerous only to ear-
drums. The sante hill iced, the same
bobs, the same crew even in combine
tion constitute the maximum of fleeting
joy and the beginning of danger. It
only remains to put the boys to bed and
fill up the bobs yourselves to create a
situation in which' anything may hap-
pen.
The captain of a bobsled needs to be
a steady fellow, slowly turning to mutt-.
cle, who won't take chances. There
really is small range:of choice going
down a perpendicular -streak of ice two
feet wide, and• a man: satisfied' to stay
in the middle is none' too. conservative;
At the same time he must be equal to
emergencies, His order • "Lean hard to
the right" must carry instant conviction
as to its reasonableness.
If he . deferentially yells t'o everybody'
to put his feet down he must be the
sort no one would dare disobey,' fon it
requires courage to put your,ffet down
on that shiny path whlzzhig'ba'ckward
under you. The huge satisfaction in sit-
ting behind such a head' and shoulders
lies in the certainty that, he knows his
business and will risk •his• life beeore
he'll risk your new 'arctics.
And right there is the rub. 'Why need
there be risks about what' is primarily
pure fun? Isn't it about time our
towns woke up to regulating this sport?
It is. And here, according to the Circle,
is one way to do it.
There should be a town ordinance per
witting coasting only under the super-
vision of a hill committee composed of
ti.liout . six pairs of grown up bipeds
chosen at the regular election each fall.
No salary, but with special pollee pow-
ers and right to appoint deputies; coast-
ers themselves, of course. This com-
mittee should enforce rules promulgat-
ed by itself or by the police department.
—New York Sun.
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sore feet, ar heat rashes,
apply Zan! -Ellik!
Surprising how quickly it eases
the smarting and stinging!. Cures
sores on young babies due to
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Zam-Buk is made from pure
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no rainerol poisons. Finest healer !
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Sentence Sermons.
Conceit deceives gray its owner.
No man ascends above his ideals.
Every roan's life depends on the size of
his god.
No man has any rigb.te that lead oth-
ers. wrong. •
The man who has no piety to spare
has tante. to save.
It is easy to, mistake self -approbation
for refordiatiou.
All the stiffness in a man'e neck is
taken out of his back.
Piety adopted aecabrse• it pays costs
more than it is worth.
It is. always safe to idealize the real if
you realize the him!.
A life is holy in the rneeaurethat it
tnakee lives really happy
Resources for to -morrow depend on re-
serves made to -day. ,
The best proof of a great religion is Its
use on small oeeasions.
The only way to digest a good sermon
is to do what it suggests.
The pessimist, itliv-ays puts his best
eortts forward in a crowd. .
beanie folks try te.get rid, of a man's
faults by adveetisingethem.
You never can expres the f.tetor of
man in terms of the dust alone •
Every main knows just how :to itIay the
panne until he goes to the bat.
This would bt a dreary world to some
if tlinir rri •hl;ois were all g:
Faith is aiways fealish t'u these who
halve their eye in the feed trough,
efekiug old inert nut of bays often
means makint bad men out of them.
A sunny disnoeitinn does not come by
talking moonshine about sunshine.
'lVnrk for folks yell de not like is good
training' in a hoe aerie disposition,
'flee mast eernfortine truths we know
have (income ours when Been thritugh
tea re.
Anynne ran underatnnd the eiv:ri'n love
when it is in terms of h'imnn kin•elne'ss,
lee meat h' beee.slelited wlin thinks
he is liftine himself by turning up his
nn"n w.t nt1iet• .
It le not nocessery to Take ever
ennet'e renniteti,ne T,'fere you begin to
50" the geode of Ir:NInsLss.
Some men think !li'e's ars' feitiifnl h"-
"'ruse. Hier' Would welter fig'hl for old
fore' than fu•" new flee*
-7Tenry i'. Cope, in C'h.ie1go Sunday
'T"rib Lime.
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t1oUSE3 CLBANwo
Instead of being a mono-
tonous drudgery becomes a
Labour of love when Sunlight
helps you.. Remember—Sun..
light does all the work,
at' half the cost and in
half the time of other
Soaps.
• NO NIDIDD OF T t tF)sRIANCD,
The two neighbors who were passing the
little pottage heard sounds as If a terrific
conflict inside and stopped to listen.
Presently they heard a loud thump, as if
somebody had fallen to the floor.
"Grogan, is beating his wife again!" they
said,
t Be uhorsuse:ting thed oor open they rushed into
"What's the trouble here?" they demand-.
ed.
"Ther' ain't no trouble, gentlemen," calm-
ly answered Mrs. Grogan, who had her hue-
band down and was sitting on his head.
"Gowan!"
The microscope • in the hands of
experts employed by the United'.
States Government has revealed
the fact that a house fly some-
times carries thousands of . disease
germs attached to its hairy body.
The continuous use of Wilson's''
Ply Pads will prevent all danger
of infection from that source by
killing both the germs and the
flies-
LANDSMEN AND SAILORS.
To the landsman the sea must always
possess dangers that to the sailor appear
only as casual phenomena upon which to
exercise his skill. The prayer book has
a speieel petitions for the safety of those
olio go down to the sea itt ships, and
every one who vetnures to leave the
shore goes forth with a consciousness of
awe at his own daring. Yet in the intri-
cate complexity of modern civilization
safety on land and safety at sea have
walked by no xuean, with equal step.
Every mornieg brings isp some story of
death in- ateid' nt1 on lend, while the
great pn sel,yw r tensile .owe and go in
monotonoute ra' ;clarity, bringing no re-
ports more stirring than those of high
seas that have kept them from making
new records. With the present madness
for speed and its attendant recklessness,
our streets demand constant alertness,
if one would cress them with safety.
Speed at a'a has come through larger
and more stoutly constructed ships. So
the familiar old story of the sailorman
at sea in a storm who, serene in his eon.
aeiousnt'ss of ample sea room, piously
ejaculated: "God help the poor folks
ashore to -night!" is not wholly. fantah-
tic.—leront 1. Frank Tooker's "Safety
aI: Sea" itt the July Century.
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gents, ---I cured a valuable hunting
dog of mange with MINAR1YS' LINI-
MENT after several veterinaries had
treated him -without doing him any per-
manent good.
Yours, etc„
wIi,PRin GAGNE.
Prop. of Grand Central Hotel, Drum-
mondville, Aug. 3, '04.
A SCOTTISH STORY.
One day a tramp fiddler was display-
his
isplayhis musical abilities before a meagre'
audience in the street of a small High-
land village. Having played to his own
satisfaction, the fiddler then proceeded
to take en a collection, bub with scant
success. This somewhat roused his anger,
and approaching the last man in the
audience, he met with a curt "Get out."
This put him on his mettle, and, star-
ing fiercely atthe man in the audiencee,
he angrily exclaimed:
"What else wad I expect free a big
raw Ilieiand laddie."
"Ye expeeted money, enyway," replied
the man, "but mita asked you to play?"
"Who asked roe to 'day! Naebuddy,
but ye listened to ma music."
'Is that the were wi' ye? Och, well,
ye can just listen to the sound o' tea
money.' said Sandy as he jingled a
pocketful of coins.
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Minaret's liniment Cures Garget in
Cows.
ONE QUIET SPOT.
"This," said the'ehaufi?1ir, pointing to
n large and imposing mansion, surroenrl-
ed by beautiful and well kept grounds,
some distance hack from the roadway,
'is the only piaoe around here where they
have an absolutely safe and sane ljourth
of .Tilly."
What hlaoe is it?" wiredone of the
passengers,
"It's the onrrnty insane asy'litut," an-
swered the chauffeur.
fOinard's Liniment Cures' Cold,:. etc
SIS NEW NEIGHBORS.
(Tit -Bits.)
Inmates had lived itt his new home but
a few weeks and scarcely knew his neigh-
bors by sight at the time of his fire. On
rushing out of the . front doors he found
two of his neighbors already on the
scene.
"1 say," Harkins cried excitedly,
"will you run to the corner and give
.the alarm:?"
"Very sorry," explained the man,
"but I have a wooden leg and can't
run."
The . other neighbor pressed forward.
"I say," said Harkins, turning to his
new ally; "while I am getting the
things out run over to the corner of the
street and halloo 'Fire!'
"I'm suffering from laryngitis and
can't hallos," said the other neighbor,
in a stage whisper.
There was not a moment to spare, but
Harkins found time to turn to them and
say politely:
"Suppose both of you go into the
house and bring out easy chairs and sit
down and enjoy the blaze."
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FAMILIAR TRAGEDIES.
Full many a man has found,
On wedding his affinity,
That there were others 'round
'Somethere in the vicinity.
Bewailing his sad fate,
He moves amid the thick of them,
Convinced, when 'tis too late,
He hasn't got the pick of them.
Thing? go from bad to worse;
His °case is quite deplorable.
He gets a quick divorce—
And weds a new adorable.
Some mocking fate attends
This luckless museulinity;
Whatever shapes his ends,
It isn't a divinity.
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BABY'S GREAT DANGER
DURING HOT WEATHER.
More children die during the
hot weather than at any other
time of the year. Diarrhoea, dys-
entry, cholera infantum and stom-
ach troubles come without warn-
ing, and when a medicine is not
at hand to give prompt relief, the
delay may prove fatal to the child,
Baby's Own Tablets should be
kept in every home where there
are children during the hot weath-
er months. Au occasional dose of
the Tablets will lirevent deadly
summer complaints, or euro thein
if they come unexpectedly. Mrs.
0. Moreau, St. '.Cite, Que., says:
"My baby suffered from a severe
attack of cholera infantum, but
after giving him Baby's Own Tab-
lets the trouble disappeared, and
he regained health splendidly."
Sold by medicine dealers or by
mail at 25 cents a. box from the
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock-
ville, Ont.
The Torpedo in Warfare.
The day has gone by when the torpe-
do can be regarded as an unreliable in-
struanent of war of strictly limited use.
To -day the Britreli navy is about to be
equipped with a torpedo which will car-
ry a destructive charge of upwards of
200 pounds, and will possess, an effective
range of over 7,000 yards, wheel). it will
be able to cover,at. an average speed of
31 knots. Such a weapon is bound to
ttfluenoe battle tactics, twin gto its
range said the accuracy with which it
runs. The new torpedo, in aesaciation
with improved gunnery -methods, has al-
ready banished the familiar 8 -inch gun
from the newer' battleships and battle-
ship eruieere.-- issier's Magazine.
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Minard'a Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
NO VACATION.
"Is your wife going to asummer resort
this year"
"No,.slt.e'll have to stay at home. The
doctor says she needs a rest," ---Cleveland,
Leader. 1 a. ; til;
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A LA. STANILPYY,
Climbing out of his airship, the explorer
who had gone in search of the north po10
approached the man who was already there,
Commander Peary, I presume?" ue eatd,
raising; his fur cap.
"Yes," answered the other explorer. "This,
I presume, is Mr. Wellman."
"The came,"
"Well, I'm glad to See you Walt. Leta me ?'
offer you a pup of train oil. You will find
it nutritrious and satisfying. Oogloo, bring
the gentleman one of the fattest and largest '•
tallow candles."
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BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanking does not cure children , of
bed-wetting. There is a constitutional
cause for this trouble. • Mrs. M. Sum-
mers, Box W.8, Windsor, Ont., will send
free to any mother her successful home
treatment, with full instrutions. Send.
no money, but write her to -day if your
children trouble you in this way. Don't
blame the child, the chances are it can't
help it. This treatment also cures adults
and aged people troubled with urine dif-
ficulties by day or night,
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FENCH AND GERMAN JOKES.
Simplioissimus strikes hard at all the
current events of the day, no p bn
being too high or no •topie too sacro to
be cut at in the most sensational tiiay
possible. Royal personages of a
tions conte in for e. good share al' 'this
sport, any small domestic difference or
scandal being hailed with almost fiend-
ish
iendish delight, for a man or woman's repu-
tation.—royal
epu-
tation royal ar otherwise—is not worbr
a candle's flame to these men behind the
talent on Simplicissimus.
Therefore its dividends run high, for
the greater portion of the world loves to
have scandal and other people's trage-
dies dangled before their eyes. As for
the journal's jokes—one can scarce re-
call e. solitary instance when the point
could be called a genuine bit of pure
humor undefiled by either coarseness or
vulgarity.
In truth these two qualities seem to
sum up the German idea of what consti-
tutes a, joke. And here is just the small
difference between the Frenchman's joke
world and the German's joke world. We
alt know that few things on earth are
sacred to either of them, but the French
ideas of humor differ in one respect
from the German. It has almost entirely-
to
ntirelyto deal with the domain reigned over by
the sex problem, while the German ex-
tends his to every topic, animal and
human, that falls under the category of
unrefined subject matter.—From "The
Comic Journaals of Europe," in the July
Bohemian.
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Benches.
L isternper.,
First Thespian (as they trudged wear-
ily along) I've had melt share of hard
heir, but, by Jupiter, I've never yet
bean in the poorhouse!
Second Thespian —Well, I have.
Lounds ! I've played to many a one!"
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Wilson's Fly Pads, the best of
all fly killers, bill both the flies
and the disease germs.
. Rare.
«w
guest—I understand that you do li ,
your cooking by electricity)
Waiter—Yes, sir; we're quite up -to.
date, sir. :-.1
Guest ---e oukd you mind giving Any:*
steak another shock?—Cleveland Lead.
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