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The soap that saves
ke you work, and saves
you money without injury
to hands or
article., re'
Sunlight Soap
tarns wash-
tub drudgery
into pleasure.
Geta liar of Sunlight �t4r
to -day and try.
WANT GOOD COWS.
Dominion Deparlmeat o Agrica
tare—Branch of the Dairy and
Cold Storage Commi stoner.
A few days ago a buyer from the
'States gave the high price of two thous-
and dollars to a farmer near Brockville
for one tow; this is believed to be the
highest price ever paid for a Canadian
caw. What made the animal so valu-
able? (.ranted that she was a model of
beauty and an exquisite type of her
breed, the fact remain; that her actual
perfor'tnanee largely helped to effect the
sale. She has a record of 121 pound's of
butter in 30 days. The records. those
fid res down in black and white, as-
sisted in making the price. When farm-
ers generally commence to keep records
of individual cows, we may hope to de-
velop not only many more snch excellent
specimens, but a general improvement
in the production of the average herd..
:Records alone can furnish the informa-
tion necessary to enable intelligent se-
leetion of the promising cows, and the
rejection of those that are not profit-
able. Suelt selection, coupled with more
liberal feeding, will repay any farmer
abundantly. As scores of farmers in
Canada can testify, it has often resulted
in an additional fifteen and even twen-
ty-five of dollars extra for the farmers
of Ontario and Quebec, even from the
present number of cows. The Dairy
Commissioner, Ottawa, will be glad to
supply record blanks for weights of
:milk, and to assist in organizing eow
testing as:soeiations.—C. Fs U.
THE REMINDERS
OF RHEUMATISM
The Cowboy Serenader.
't'he're ain't no encores when I sing,
Awl there ain't no ladies fair;
There cin t no light guitars to ring,
Ault no one's nigh to care;
I've gilt one song—'twould snake you
creep-
.. Ws
reep -
It's all 1 ever knowed;
But the cattle illus go to sleep
When they've been Old Black Joed.
These here F,yetaliaus, so they say,
Blas voices made of gold;
I'll meet 'em even, night or day,
A-nmkin' cattle hold;
'Cause opery Music don't fit steers-
Caruso's voice be Mowed -
There's nothin' quiets cattle's fears
Like bein' Old Black Joed,
One night our foreman he gins gay
And takes me off the herd,
And lets a new hand try my lay-
Iie• • sung just like a, bird -
At 12 o'clock a steer grunts "Woof'."
And how that stampede grooved!
I'll bet they wouldn't stirred a hoof
If they'd been Old Beek Joed.
-Arthur Chapman in the Denver I:epub-
liean.
It is No Tr to hie
To _'. ork Now
So Says i"liss Elsie J. Allen
after using Dod.i's
Kidney Pills.
She Suffered From Weakness and kid-
ney Trouble, but the Old Reliable
kidney Remedy Cured Her Com-
pletely.
St. Croix, :N.D.. lfareh 1.1.,-{Spe rial.)-
That the pains and weaknesses which
slake life so unbeantl,le to eo many
remiss are easily and completely cured
by using Dodd's Kidner Pill is once
more shown in the ease of Mies Elsie
J. Allen, of this place:
"I suffered greatly from kidney trou-
ble and weakness before': 1 began taking
Dodd's Kidney Pills." Miss Allen says:
"1 was so weak I could hardly get around
and work was almost impossible. Life
was a. struggle till I heard of Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills. I began taking them and soon
felt titter. I took seven boxes in all
and they cured me..
"I can note d+, my work the year
round, and do not feel iL My .back,
which used to trouble me sn atttteh, is
well and strong, and I don't feel any
pains at all."
The root of women's troubles ie in the
kidneys. There is not sr weak, suffering
woman in Canada that Dodd's Kidney
Pills will not help, and in nearly every
ease Dodd's Kidney Pills will work a
complete cure.
. ---
VERITIES.
-- --
VERITIES.
The a tele from the west took •;rix- lit-
tle BBoyton nephew on his knee.
"R'adaworth," he said, "once there
wtti alttatt —"
"Then he still exists, Uncle Peter," in -
Cold, Wet Weather Starts the Pains, :ermined the little Boston boy. "No sen -
But the Trouble is in the. tient, rra,oning being within whom the
Blood. vital eparr has found a lodgment on
illjs mortal plane ever eleve s to be, al-
('•.eld, damp weather bring, on the ; belt Lis ortivitiee may seek expression
twinges and l.ains of rheum:Itiiia, but
ie not the real cause of the eumplaiat..
-Che trouble is rooted in the 1,1„od and
...an only be mined by enriching tlu, bl:,orl
and driving the poisonous acid out of
the system. This is a groat medical
tnith, which every rheumatic eu£ferrr
should realize. Linhments and outward
applications can't cure the trouble -
they rant reach the Mood. 'Tice suffer-
er is only wasting valuable time and
good money in experimenting with this
alert of treatment ---and all tate time the
trouble is becoming more firmly rooted
-harder to cure. There is just one
sure way to cure rheumatism_. -Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. They net directly on
the impure, weak blood. They purify
and strengthen it, and so root out the
rause of rheumatism.
Mrs, S. Bailey, Newcastle Creek, N.B.,
says: "In the summer of 1900 1 became
Laine in the ankles, but thinking I would.
soon get over the attack I did not seek
medical aid, but used liniments to allay
the pain and swelling. instead of get-
ting bettor the trouble increased and I
then consulted a doctor who pronounc-
ed it articular rheumatism, and treated
me for this trouble. Instead of getting
better the pain and the sweilina became
worse until I was hardly able io hobble
about the house. On rising in the morn-
ing I was unable to bear my weight,
exeept with extreme pain. slaving tried
so much medicine without benefit I be -
gen to think I was doomed to be a
cripple, One day a cousin advised me to
try Dr. Williams' Pink fills. She said:
'I take them every spring Sa 0. tonic for
my blood, and they make a new person
of me.' After some persuasion I decided
to try them. 1. had. taken three or four
boxes before I noticed any rhn.nge, and
- then it seemed my ankles were less pain.
fol. By the time 1 had used a. few more
boxes there tine a wonderful improve-
ment in may condition. Not only did my
• ankles get well, but 1 felt like a differ-
ent Woman and had not been as well in
Mars. In .speaking of this to a doctor
afterward he said that no doubt Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills bail enriched my
blood, thus driving out the painful dis-
ease."
Not only rheumatic sufferers, but all
who have 'any trouble due to , weak,
watery blood or impure blood can find
a Mire through the lair use of Dr. Win
ibns' Pint< Pilis. Sold by all medicine
dealers or by,tnail at 50. cents a box or
six boxes for $2.50 from the Dr. Wil-
• Berne' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Even whclt a. fellow is half•craekod
ire isn't always what he is cracked up-
.
in another term. Ansultilation ii abhor-
rent to the, esthetic sense.. Matter may
vanish from the sight, bat the elenrcnts
.of which it is composed are iia p�'rishable.
In like nutnner the intangible essenee
that eon4L]Lutes the real man, the ego,
survives all changes lead nutations. It
1. the iade;truetil,i", eempite.rt:al self,
that persists through then ripen. A little
reflection. uncle Peter, would convince
yon that the timeworn. phrase, 'once
there was a man,' is a solecism"
Cneb' Peter, after a little reflection,
put the boy down from his knee and be-
gan to talk of something else.
i,be.,
•
NS IN 24 NO
EU
You can painlessly remove any corn, either
hard, soft or bleeding, b applying Putnam's
Corn Extractor, It never Duras, leaves no scar
con Mina noaolds; is harmless because composed
only of healing gums and balms. Fifty years to
use. Cure guaranteed. Sold by all druggists
25o. bottles. Refuse substitutes.
PUTTNAM'S PAINLESS
CORN EXTRACTOR
Doubts, Ericssons invention.
In an effort to replace the name of
John Ericsson by that of Theodore R.
Timby as the inventor of the revolving
turret of the Monitor, the Patriotic
League of the Revolution is circulating
a petition for signatures. This will be
presented to Congress requesting that
a commission of army and navy men
be appointed to investigate Mr. Timby's
claim. The purpose of the action, re-
marks the New York Herald, is said
to be that the histories of the league
may have the sanction of official author-
ity.
Repeat it;-" Shiloh's Cure will al-
ways cure my coughs and colds."
A Sharp Retort.
"My dear," said a thin little Brighton
than to his wife, "this paper says that
there is a woman down hi Devonshire
who goes out and Chops wood with her
husband."
"Well, what of ItY I think she could
easily do it if he is as thin as you are.
I have often thought of using you to
peel potatoes with"
The thin man laid down his paper with
a sigh that sounded like the squeak of
a penny whistle.---Tit-Bits.
PLACING THE BLAME.
Seedie-So the moths can. -ed the
loss of your spring overcoat'
Hardt p --Yes. They ate a hole
through the ticket.
-4 a
Waiting for the Last Act.
Not long ago a portly gent.ieman
seated himself upon a bench in one of
the public squares, threw forth a news-
paper from his po let, and was soon
absorbed in reading.
After a while he begin to be an-
noyed. by a small boy, who persisted in
staring at him steadily. At last the min
demanded sharply:
"What are you Ioakang at, boy? Is
there an!rthing funny about me?"
"Not yet," replied ;the boy; "but
there'll be ae whole circus full of fun
when you get up. fliers benches has
just beta painted. =-Tit I3itx.
Minatrd's lentonent iiruros Burns, etc.
Het ratx3 Error,
He was suplioeedc to be a poor but
otherwise honest yeinig :ran, while she
was admittedly a airing of beauty.
"tiViII. you marry mer he asked.
"No," she 'answered.
"You are very short," he stuttered.
"Ditto," she replied. "That's why
there, is nlet.hing doing in the matrimonial
line." ,;.,
"Olt. 1 gle,n't know," he sneered, as he
extrarte1if nit obese billhook from an in-
side pnclnet and dfsplaycd a number of
$1,009 bilis, "I'nt not so shirt."
Whereupon the unwary maid tried to
fall upon his neck, but, he gracefully side-
stepped and she fell to the floor in :t
false--Chieego Views.
Repeat
it:--"Shiloh's Cure will always
cure my coughs and colds."
ro.
Ireland's Unstable Bog Land.
The bog slide in county Galway, which
beginning after heavy rains on Sunday
has already overwhelmed the 'village of
Kilmore and threatens disaster to a
whole countryside; is unfortunately not
a new experience for the sister isle.
Owing to the low level of the interior
and the excessi•re rainfalls, huge areas
are merely peat bogs, and one such area,
the bog of Allen, in King's County and
County Kildare, is over 200,000 acres
in extent. The worst hog slide of re-
cent years happened during boxing
night, 1890, when the L uocknageelta
bog, in county Kerry, gave way and
sweeping everything before it carried
away a cottage and a family of eight
persons, some of whose bodies wero af-
terward found in the Lower Lake at Kil-
larney. -From the Westminster Gazette.
Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere.
ago
Where the Miracle Came in.
3')e'•. 'Welter C. Smith, the popular
Scotch poet-preaeher, on one occasion
tried to explain to an old lady the
meaning of the scriptural expression,
"Take up thy bed and walk," by saying
that the bed Wa3 simply a mat or rug
easily taken up and carried away.
"No, no," replied the lady. "1 canna
believe that. The 'bed was re' ren rlar
four-poster. There would be no miracle
ill nnii leg away wi' a bit o' meat or rug
on your back. "-.:irgonsait.
A REST CURE
In a•l:ing due credit to Lite'wonderful
ren:ediini Springs of 'Europe we are apt to
lose sight of the value of the ones nearer
home. About one thousands spring or vex -
hen medicinal virtues exist in America. Cf
ono of them hare's System of Therapeutics
(1891). page 523, thus speaks: "A number of
*aline Springs exist in An:eri"t and Eugenie
very strong water of this kind being the St.
Catharinos Well in C.uieda, which contains
about 175 grains sodium cboricle to the plat,
as well as 515 grains calcium thlor1do,Its pro-
totype in Europe is the col;.'bratod Kroutz-
mach Springs in Prussia, which contains about
Ire grains sodium chloride (Karbruttnen)."
Other references are Encyelopsedia Briton -
Idea, Apriteton's• nierlebn Encyclopaedia, 'rhe
Allbutts SiStetn of. Medicine, ere. The Grand
Trunk Railway System's trains run direct
to St. Catharines and further Information can
be obtained from their represemtattvee.
Minaret's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia.
Repeat it:—"Shiloh's Cure will
always cure my coughs and colds,"
A+ 6
Not a Retrospective Reader.
Two Irishmen were discussing the var-
ious books they had read.
"Have you read the 'Eternal City'?"
"I have.'
"Save you read 'Marie ('orelli's
11'orks?'
"I have that.'
"Have you read 'Looking Deek
wards'?"
"How on airth could I do that?" -1,a -
dies' Home Journal.
PILES CURED AT HOE BY
NEW ABSORPTION ETHOD
If you suffer from bleeding, itching,
blind or protruding files, send me your
address, and I will tell you how to eure
yourself at home by the new absorption
treatment; and will also send some of
this home treatment free for trial, with
references from your own locality if
requested. Immediate relief and per-
manent cure assured. Send no money,
but tell others of this offer. Write to-
day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box P. 8,
Windsor, Ont.
Behold the Scenes.
The stage manager of one of the Glas-
gow theatres was, an the old days, well
known for lie's impetuous and hasty tem-
per,
On one occasion a drama was put on,
in which a snowstorm occurred. Some
men were sent up into the flies with
brown paper bags filled with little pieces
of white paper, which they let fall to
represent the snow. Suddenly the show-
er stopped.
"Wham's your maw?"' roared the irate
manager.
"We hae nae mair white paper," calve
a loud whisper from above. •
"Then snaw brain, ye fuses, snaw
Tinton," was the manager's response, -
Tit -Bits.
A"Wornan's Syrnpatl 'rr
Are you discouraged? Is your' doc s
bill a heavy financial load? Is your t in
hese mean toadburden?
keine Womene-I h. ve
been discouraged, too; but Iearned how to
cure Myself, I want to relieve your bu1•-
dens. ;Why not end the pain and stop tee
doctor's bill? T can do this for you and
w1l if you will assist me.
All you need do is to write for a free
box of the remedy which has been placed
in my hands to be given away. Perhaps
this one box will euro 33 ou-lt has done so
for others. If so, I sitall be happy and
you will be cured for 2e (the cost of a
postage stamp). Tour letters hold confi-
dentially. MRS, 1't E to
Hday
explanatory.
The Brat ocean liner was limping
into port,
"You see," lamely explained the cap.
Iain, "the injury is in the ship's fore-
foot. It got on the wrong tack."
Scowling at the reporters who had
come on board from the tug be nerv-
ously paced the bridge, after the milliner
of all great eaptains.
.s
Cn A new discovery. }tag:mare
INT
rejuvenating, vitalizing
t' force than has ever before
bean offered Sufferers from lack of vigor and
vital tsiaicuees which sap the pleasures of life
should take C. =%T. One box will ,how wonder-
.fui results, Sent by mail in plain package ooly
on receipt of this advertisement and one dollar.
Address, The nervine Co.. Windsor, Ont.
0;
Safety in Flight.
"I understand you have invented an
airship that won't tip over."
"That ismy belief," replied the cau-
tious inventor. "At least it won't tip
over awhile on the ground, and it hasp't
been anywhere else yet." -Philadelphia
Ledger,
Minard's Liniment Co., Litnited:
Gentlemen, ---Theodore 1)orais, a eus-
tomer of mine, was completely eured of
rheumatism after five years of suffer-
ing, by the judicious use of Mitt A11D'S
LINIMENT.
The a.bovr facts (.'1.11 be verified by
writing to him, to the Parish Privet or
any of hie neighbors.
:�.
COTE, 12erehaut.
Quo.. 12th May, '98.
Minard's . Liniment Cures Dandruff.
,``t. Isidore,
Setting It Right.
"In Iu vvur paper this morning,
sir,
you
called me a `bum actor! 1 want an ex-
planation."
"I shall be happy to explain, young
man. The word 'actor' was inserted by
the proofreader, who thought I had
omitted it accidentally. I shall take
dare that it doesn't happen again."
♦a♦
Cleaning the Stage.
"We hoped" said the spokesman of the
committee, ".o enlist your snpport in
favor of a clean stage."
"You have it," responded the theatri-
cal manager, heartily. "Why, almost ev-
ery one of my plays open with a girl
dusting everything in sight." -Philadel-
phia Ledger.
"Do you enjoy the holidays?" "In
some respects. They constitute the only
season of the year when I ata sure of
being able to find a calendar as soon as
I necd one." Washington Star.
ISSUE, NO. 11, 1900
HELP WA 1TED..
AGENT WANTED -WRY NOT HAVE
the best looking sample oaee, best goods,
and the boot terms? Alfred. Tyler, Teas, Loan -
don, Ont,
vii n WANT RELIABLE WOMEN, ALL
over Canada to work for us during
their spare hours, soiling our high grade
Perfumes. Toilet Requisites, Teas, Coffees,
eta. No experience necessary, Work pleas-
ant and remunerative, The Home Speolaittes
Co.. Tramby Avenue, Toronto, Canada.
FOR SALE.
9t IN SHOP FOR SALE -RETIRING ON
account of age; best place in all Can-
ada for gnod plumber and tinner. Vivian
Vance, Essex, Ont.
TO'REN f.
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DOLLEN MILLS -A TWO -SET MILL.
the only woollen mill in Manitoba, to
rent on easiest terms; it is owned locally
and was successfully operated till tho ad-
vance in price of wool, when it was closed; at
Present price of wool, good money can be
made; there is a loeai market for enough
batts. blankets and yarns to keep the mill
,ming at its full capacity throughout the year;
no local competition in buying or selling;
capital required to operate successfully, 82,-
000.00; leasee can have option to purchase at
end of his lease. For particulars apply to
A. C. D, Pigott, Secretary -Treasurer, Mordo¢t,
Man.
'l 0 RENT -COMPLETE, ONE SET W.OUL-
len mill; water power. Apply S11l &
Bro., Frankfort, Ont., for further particulars.
LAND WANTED.
J ANTED-SOUTIt AFRICAN VISTESR-
ans' land warrants; spot cash paid, W.
P. Rodgers, real estate agent, 608 McIntyre
block. Winnipeg, Man.
Peculiar Floating Dock.
The German naval constructors have
recently turned out a peculiar form of
dock -ship. intended particularly for the
salvage of disabled submarines and tor-
pedoboats. It consists of two hulls re-
sembling ships linked together, fore and
aft, high above the water, by steel
girders made up of angles and plates.
A torpedoboat, or submarine, can steam
between the two hulls and then be lifted
by cranes and tackles until it rests
upon a platform formed by hinged
beams projecting across from one hull
to the other. The propeller shafts of
the dock -ships are driven by electric mo-
tors.
THE "CHAMPION"
OAS and GASOLINE
ENGINES
ft must give satis-
faction or you don't
pay for it.
SOLD O14 TRIAL.
Is the only Gasoline Engine that you can try
before you buy. I know what the "Cham-
pion" will do, and I want you to be fully
satisfied with it before you pay for it. The
Price is low. Full particulars free.
Wm. Gillespie, Dept. 1"M"
9.8 Front St. East, Toronto
A Bernard Shaw Joke.
After addressing an Edinburgh meet-
ing for ninety minutes, Bernard Shaw
remarked that the time was a quarter
to 10, and he had intended to finish at
1) o'clock. He did not seem in the least
fatigued; the audience was also quite
fresh, and when the speaker was about
to sit down, loud cries of "Go on" were
raised on all sides.
"Do you really visit me to go on?"
Mr. Shaw asked.
Ile was answered by renewed. cheering
and more shouts of "Go on."
Great was the disappointment, there-
fore, when he replied, "That is the ex-
act point at which an experienced
speaker sits down," which he accord-
ingly did. -Judge.
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a
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FREE for selling it dotesCo-
balt Gold Inkless Eons at so.
each. These pens write a.
beautiful dolor by simply dip-
ping in water. No ink re-
quired. Write to-day,d We
trust you with the pons, sell
them and return the money
and win this ditto beauty
Gold Finished Watch and
also a lovely Ton Sot tercet
COBALT GOLD PEN GO.
Dopt Lib Toronto, Ont.
The Happy Family.
Mrs Scrappington-Mrs. Wigglesworth has
invited roe to make her is nice long visit,
Mr. Scrappington-When do you expect to
call her bluff? --Puck.
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Write for Weekly Price Lisle,
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