HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1909-03-12, Page 6PROGRESS IN EGYPT.
Electrifying Khartoum, Now a City
of 50,000 Inhabitants.
The preerra:; in Egypt in the last
ticnati(' is Obit n in et minor way by the
recant it initg;uration at .!!iarount of 0
10U kw, c•enh'nl elation. On ,Sept. 1 and,
2, 1308, .Lottl I%itebener and his 22,000
troops utterly de,troy'etl the M:1htli's
army of :13,0110 warriors about seven
utiles north or Omdurnittn, A -few days
later a detuclintent front ee;ery battal-
ion of the Egyptian array went up the
river to Khartoum to hold funeri I se1'-
vicee for Cordon. It was then a place
of ruin, for it had been aibendoned by
the dervishete after they captured it,'itt
favor or the squalor of Omduxrmart.
North of tl + place, the Soudan is a
desert wilderness, south of it the Mandi
has devaateted the •country. 'Years ago
slaves a.n<t ivory were Its chief source of
wealth, but both have passed out -of
eotisideration, The Arabs say: • "When
Allah made the Soudan, he. laughed."
;Yet in ten years this, place of ruin los
become n eit'y of over 60,000 people, with
many cif those' luxuries 'which our city
dwellers have come to regard as. neves
cities, such as the new central station.
---New. York'Euriueering Record.
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AWWoman's Sympathy
Are you discouraged? Is youredoctor's
blit a heavy financial load? is your pain
a heavy physical burden? I know what
these -mean to delicate women—I have
been discouraged, ;too; but learned howeto
cure myself. z want to relieve your bur-
dens. Why not end the pain and stop the
doctor's bill? I can do this for you and
will if you will assist toe.
All you need do is to write for a. free
box of the remedy whish has been placed
in my hands to be given away. Perhaps
this one box will cure you—it has done so
for others. If so, I nhafl be happy and
you will be cured for Sc (the cost of a
postage stamp). Your letters held conft-
dentially 'Write to -day for my free treat-
ment. MRS. F. D P.
CURAH, 'Windsor, Ont.
Winter Sport at `the Farm.
Autoist (who has paid boy to bring
assistance)—Did you give the fanner
my`utessage, boy?
Boy—Yep; I told him ther' wuz four
antomobeeters stuck in a clriff' au' cud -
den' git out.
"What did he say?"
"He stud• `Hooray,' ate' gimme another
quarter."—Life.
Don'tliestwake nights,
nervous cud feverish.
Ten to one your 'sleepless -
nese la paused by r. torpid
liver, A feta days' troat-
ment 'with. Celery Rings
the tonic laxative,. will
make your nights restful
and strengthening.
25 oonts,atdealors or by
nail. S. C. Wella & Coe, Toronto. ate
Ten
fp
One
Historical Footnote.
Socrates had just swallowed the hem-
lock,
"There's ito benzoate of soda in it,
anyhow,' be said, "and .l'd rather take
my dose all at once and ,have it over
than to linger along for years as a mem-
ber of a poison squad."
}hit Plato, who was paid by the line,
workett up this simple incident into a
story of several thousand words.
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Peculiar Advertisements.
A western paper publishes the following
"liners;+,
Wanted, a female who has a knowledge
of fitting boots of a good moral character.
Wanted. a young man to take charge of
horses of a religious mind.
Lost, a Ceeneo brooch, representing venue
and Adonis on the Drumcondra Road About
10 o'clock on Tuesday o ening.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
am --
Another One Needed.
"Don't you think," queried the re-
porter, "there ought to be an honorary
degree to be conferred on men who have
distinguished themselves by conspicu-
ous acts of bravery?"
"I do," answered the college president,
"We have been discussing that matter
lately. and it is probable that at our
next meeting we shall establish the hon-
orary degree of 0. Q. D."
ISSUE NO. 10, 1909
1121,? WANTED, .
1MMn,nn/rWve•.M
ui:N'i'S WANTED-or1:IDns cl.Enit.`
twenty dollars weekly. Why not you?
Allis d Tyler, Louden, ant,
APV WANTlen. iN i✓yEELY LOCALITY
ILL to advertise our geode, task up show -t'
cards in all, c•onapieuour. places and dtstrt-
bete small advertising matter. Cpmmieslou
or ':.clary. $83 per month, and expenses, $3•
fie. day, Steady work the year round; en-
tirely now plan: no experience .rettuired.-
lvrite for particulars. Itoyal' Remedy Co„ -
London, Ont., Canada:
WE WANT RELIARL18, WOMEN, AT.I.'
over Canada to work for us during
their spare hours. selling our high grade '
Perfumes, Toilet Requisites, Teas, Coffees,'
etc. No experience necessary. Work pima --
ani and remunerative. The Home Spoitaitt4's
Co.. Treaty Aveaue, Toronto, Canada. !`
POR` SALE
IN sum, VOR SA.I.E—R ormeepe ON
account of age; best Place in allma`
ada for good plumber and tanner. VM•rian.”
Vance, Essex. Ont.
84500 bakery,B copieo(tElon yT audBEiloe
gr
cream businesses in live town in Ontario, large;
Premises; manufacture both lee cream and
candy. wholesale and retail; established *a
years; doing $14,000 business yearly; a snap
for good live man with a little capital. Ad
dress Bor 376, Lindsay, Ont. -.
TQ RENT.
1'1! OOLLI.W -M LLS, --A' TWO -SIR? MILL.
the' only woollen mill to M,ai4toba, 10.
rent ea easiest terms; it is owned locally
and -was successfully operated till the aid-
vance in price of wool, when it era* 'eased; at
present price of wool, good momey ,'can be
made; there is a local market" for enough.
baits. blankets and yarns to+'tee® the mill
gobia at its full capacity throughout the year?,
no lonal competition in btiytng•otu; aeXEln;;
c tpia:al required to Operate : SuCceaafuliy, -
000.00: lease° oan have motion to entrcmoaeeet
et;d of his lease. For particulars apply to
A. C. D. Pigott, SeoretatyTreasurer, Morden,
Man.
LAND''WANTED.
ANTED—SOUTH AFRICAN V,ETJSR-
�• vv ons' land trammels; spot Dash paid. W.
P. Rodgeme real estate agent, 6013' McIntyre
block, Wlanf'peg, . itfauu.
PATENTS.
PATENTS ARE EASILY
PROCURED
but disposal is more difficult. 'Write for cir-
culars explaining our now system of ,seIttag
to rho beat advantage. THIE PATENT
SA.,EmiLAN CO., Rochester. For circular ad-
dress. J. H. Rittenhouse, it) Pearl street,
Toronto.
Announced by the Chairman.
Last winter a • gauat.ieman was adver-
tised to sing at a charity coneert in an
English Provincial town, presided over
by a local city councillor, a self-made
man. The first song was "The Owl."
On rising to announce it the chairman
was informed that tho singer had not
arrived, a fact that he duly notified to
the audience.
A little later the missing baritone
anode his appearauee and was observed
bythe worthy chairman who rose with
evident pleasure, and innocently an-
pounced with marked confidence,:
"Mr. 'Ampton will now favor us with
the longed -for `Howil'•"—Tit-Bits.
Growing Old Before Your Time
33roken in spirit, weak in body, nervous
and discouraged. Something is wrong,
and each day sees you failing away. Just
one thing to do—Build up. To do this,
use Fet-rozone. What a tonin it isi Ap-
petite, why it makes you eat tremend-
ously. Digest, indeed you will. Rich red
blood will carry nourishment to every
corner of the body, tired organs take on
new life, color, spirit and ambition are
restored. Perfect manhood and abount-
irtg health is the unfailing product of
Ferrozone—try it, 50c. per box every-
where.,
et se
Mistaken idea.
"I don't know much about the polities of
your country." remarked the visiting Pam-
liahman, "but I have read of your Politicians,
,'Vlr, Bryan belongs to what is known as the
Democratic party, does he not?"
"No. air," answered the man with the
bulging brow. 'What is known as the Demo-
cratic party belongs to Mr. hryan."--Chicago
Tribune.
Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere.
Foster Homes,
(Toronto News.)
Canadian experience has amply proved
that children thrive and develop eharac-
ter and capacity in foster homes mush
r.tore rapidly than in machine -run insti-
tutions.
Write for Weekly Price Lists.
JOHN HALLAM - TORONTO, ONT.
mmagmammizzaztammomagnammatumnarimmanm
Shipments Solicited.
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ae Silent as the Sphinx ! ”
TECI MOT PERFECT MATCHES YOU EVER STRUCK
owl," everywi ave in Canada, ask for Eddy's Matches
terse Cent:veep
WAS TAKEN, SICK,
PROM CA;i'.141NQ'COLD ,,
RE -RU .NA RELWVED
Miss. B TINE„., BOU;1''AILD,
Suck Lake, Saskatchewan, Cau.,
writes; •
"At•the close of 1903,: toelt'sick as. the
result of catching oo1d. 'I became very
weak and could not• do anything.
"I consulted' tl. doctor' •who had me
take various kinds of medicine, but I
did not find any relief from my suffer-
ing. At the advice of a friend, I wrote
to you and you advised me.
. "After I had taken, two, bottles of Pe-
runa • there was noticeable improve-
ment, I , combined, the use of Peruna,
ltaanalin and Lacupia and after taking,
several bottles of each 1 find myself en-
tirely cured. • . ,•',
"I can ,certify that it was through
your medicines that: 1 re`cdvehed'my
health. 1 advise every bile who iii°
similarly afflicted to .obtain Dr. Hart=
man's adriee and be benefited.” .
Mrs. Wilda Mooers, R. ,P; 1). No, 1,.
Lents, Oregoet, .writes:
"For 'the past "four years' I was a
seretehed' woman, suffering• with severe
backaches, and, other pains, leaving -no
so weak and:., wearythat it was • only.
with difficulty that I waseable to attend,
to nay • household duties.
"I 'used different ` remedies, but
found nus relief'until i had tried Pe -
run a. • • • •
"Within two weeks there was a,
ehange for the better, and 'In less than
three months I was a well and happy
woman.
"All the praise 'is due to Peruna."
Peruna is not"a: local i'dilledg, but an
internal • systemic~ 'remedy. It, will' re-
liere catarrh in • its '• most obstinate
form.
Where Was 1t?
I sifted in a big chair;
I ehutted up my' oyes;
And when I opened them again,
I flnded a surprise.
I vented off in snow -timer
I -etted there In spring-
With fairies dowsing all around,
And roe, inside the ring!
1 hated such a nitime;
; t e
I tolled them I would stay;
nut at tate very bestest part,
I wonted right away!
And I was in the uurs'ry,
The very next I knowed•
How do you s'•pose I getted there.?
Where was it that I good? .
C. M. PLA'I'T.
THE "CHAMP1O
OAS and GASOLINE
E GI ES
it must give satis-
faction or you don't
pay for it.
SOLD CN TRIAL
Is the only Gasoline Engine that you can try
before you buy. 1 know what the "Cham-
pion" will do. and I want you to be fully
satisfied with it before you pay for it. The
slice Is low. Trull particulars free.
Wm. Gillespie, Dept. "M"
SO Front St, East, Toronto
Officialy Ignored.
On the relief train that had been rush-
ed to the some of the railway wreck
was a newspaper reporter.
The first victim he saw was a man
whose eyes were in mourning and whose
arm was in a sling. With his stair
full of dirt, one end of his shirt collar
flying loose, and his coat ripped up the
bark, the victim was sitting on the
grass and serenely contemplating the
landscape.
"How many people are hurt?" asked
the reporter, hurrying up to him,
"1 haven't heard of any one being
hurt, young; man,'' said the other,
"How did the wreck happen?"
"I haven't heard of any wreck."
"You haven't? Who are yott, any-
how?"
"I don't know that it's any business of
yours, but I'm the claims agent of the
road."—Ohicago Tribune.
Some women are such slaves to dress
that they are willing to work for their
clothes. --Dallas News.
No, Maude, dear; a snicker can't ex-
pect to get a pension for being half
shot.
DISMiS+ED SC..00L,
Eseex School Teacher Wou".i't .Work
in Dirty Room.
Essex, 'Vele 8. Mise l'unnirtgha.nt,. who
has been eetueel tt a her iu yelmoot ,'ec•tion
No, 5, Mal:Orton township, about a toile
troltt tilde term. for 'corps time, is a de•
termitle:I young woman, when she pie
ler temper up. She thoroughly demon
strated,this to the trustees of het' school,
ti'ith the outcome'that she was ael'etl
to. resign, but net before elan quit of her
owls account. This sate'', .mow has no •
teacher, and nwiug to the seare:Ey of
available pedagegues the rt: will undoultt-
ediy.be trouble in finding another teaelt•
er., •
The 'trouble arose out of the recent
municipal election. The sihoolltouse was
.used for a voting poll. After the elec-
tion the school was left in a somewhat
dieter condition, The plueky sehoolmar'nl
asked that the trustees have the school
cleaned up on [lie Saturday after the
tilections. She says• this wqs not done,
She told them to do it next Saturday.,
Again ie was not cleaned up.
Oft Monday, ,Tun. 26, all time, pupils as-
sembled, and when Miss Cunningham ar-
rived she found that tlto school Tomo
had not been cleaned up as she had or-
ttered, and as is required by• law after
ati election. '
Right then and there ;he dismissed all
the pupils, and said she would not teach
in the •se'hool until the trustees cleaned
it up. Then the trustees got 'together,
and Asked her to.resigneThe .resignation
will take effect in 30 days.
A Clerical Ambiguity.
Capt. 1'oretopp` tells a story of a cer-
tain noted divine who was on his steam-
er when a• great gale overtook them off
the Oregon• coast.
( "It looks pretty bad," said the bishop
to the captain.
"Couldn't be much worse, Bishop," re-
plied Foretepp.
Half an hour later the steamer was
diving under the waves as if she wore
a submarine and leaking like an .old
door.
"Looks worse, I think, captain," said
the bishop.
"We must trust in Providence now,
bishop," answered F'oretopp.
"Oh, T hope it has not come to that,"
gasped the bishop.—The Wasp.
Frerfch Priie to English Doctor.
The Freneh Academy of Medicine has
awarded the Prixcl rneet Godard, of -1,000
francs to Dr. he W. Davy, honorary phy-
sician to the K.ing.Fldward VII. Hospital
and consulting physician to Gay's Hospi-
tal, for his works on carbohydrates and
diabetes, •
—a.e- •
BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanking does not cure_ children of
bed-wetting, There is a constitutional
cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Sum-
mers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send
free to any mother her sueeessful home
treatment, With full instrutions. w strutia
ns Send
d
no money, but write her to -day if your
children trouble you in this way. Don't
blame the child, the chanes: are it can't
help it. This treatment also eures adults
and aged people troubled with urine dif-
ficulties by day or night.
Bruce's Mother.
Tho inspector was examining Stand-
ard I, and all the class had been spec-
ially told beforehand by their master.
"Don't answer unless you are almost
certain your answer is correct."
History was the subject.
"Now, tell me," said the inspector,
"who was the mother of our great Scot-
tish hero, Robert Brugef"
He pointed to the top boy, then round
the class. There was no answer. Then
at last the heart of the teacher of that
class leapt with joy ,The boy who was
standing at the very foot had held up
his hand.
"Well, my boy," said the inspector,
encouragingly, "who was she?"
"Please, sir, Mrs. Bruce."—Philadel-
phia Inquirer,
KEEP CHILDREN WELL.
An occasional dose of gentle laxative
such as Baby's Own Tablets wi 1 clear'
the stomach and bowels of all offending
matter, and will keep the Little ones well
and happy. For this reason the Tablets
should be kept in every Monte, Mothers
have the guarantee of a Governtnent
analyst that this medicine contains no
opiate or harmful drug . Mrs. Cleo. Mc-
Lean, Springfield, N, S., says: "I have
used Baby's Own Tablets and know
them to be a euro for all the minor
ills of childhood. I recommend them
to all mothers," Sold by medicine
dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box
from the Dr, Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
Contributed Spasm.
(Chicago :Tribune.)
Homy, menet', miney, mol
Has grafty Frisco by time too.
Hit 'em hard, both high and low—
Haney, matey, miney, mo!
ea*
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia,
The Tramp Evil.
(Toronto Star.)
The terrible tragedy at Hanmilton may
arouse public interest in the tramp dan-
ger. In the United States they are fully
alive to the danger, and there is are as-
soolation which distributes literature
about anemias, and discusses plans for
dealing with them. In many States the
tramp is handled with a severity which
we in Oanada might think severe. We go
to the other extreme of good nature,
buying boot laces from beggars, feeding
them, and handing them the dimes for
which they ask. Every man who bogs is
a publie danger, atmtl when we encourage
hini, instead of handing him over to the
pollee, we endiinger the lives of Helpless
women and children.
awkaraug
meetsyou half -way— does
s11 YOUR' work in kiaif the
time and at half the cost of
other snaps..
Sunlight Soap-absokitely
lustre—naves ciothes•from in-
Juree -Mattie front roughness—
from drudgery.
. Paper and Peat.
A generation ego, in the' . country
schools of Seotlstad the ehild.ren had to
bring with them each morning "one
peat," vehicle wee. to help to make the
school fire, All over Scotland and in
some parts of Ireland the farmers even
to -day burn nothitrg but peat, which
they dig out of a, bog or •mossy tract
of country. ,
A new use however, lute been .found
for pent.- •Irr Swt des •they have began to
convert it into 'paper. It is claimed that
only two hours as required to inal*e peat
into paper. ,
This is only another example of the
fact tht.t unpromising materials can be
turned into good uses. Even if only the
coarse grades -of paper can be made from
this material it ought to save Ike wood
pulp a great deal.
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Cja A new discovery, Has more
ta Na rejuvenating, vttaltziug
force than has ever before
been offered Sufferers from lade of vigor and
vital weakness which sap the pleasures of life
should take C. N. - One box will show wonder-
ful results. Sent by mail in plain package only
on receipt of this advertisement and one dollar.
Address, The Nervine Co,, Windsor. Ont.
Goats the 'Fashion Now.
The keeping of show goats is now very
fashionable: i.e England, and no wonder,
for the animals are both useful and or-
namental. They are plehsant pets if
well kept; amide big billygoat is as
strong as a pony mod eau draw a consicl-
erable weight, Showing them at dairy
and agridultural shows is a profitable
business. .k great many well known lad-
ies go in for this fancy, some being also
known in the doggy world.. Front the
Lady's Pictorial.
Q, 1t td`ations.
Eater -en e'rex therm re rt;3' work
on a .newspaper?
Applieant for Position Yes,. sir; for
nearly six Inoieths I contributed to a col-
umn in our home papefs under the head
of "For the Uplift of Mankind."
Editor --Go to the office of the build-
ing on the tole) floor a ti see if they want
an elevator :clan,
Minard's Liniment Co„ Limited.
Have used MINARX 'S LINIMENT
for Croup; found nothing equal to it,
sure cure.
CHAS. E. SHARP.
Hawkshaw, N. B., Sept. let, 1905.
Choice Names.,
"Demes," said his mother, etertl.ly,
"did you go into the library and disturb
your brother Tommy While he was play-
ing editor?"
"Yessum," confessed James, without a
moment's hesitation.
"And you called, lune a perverted fab-
rieator? Why, James, I am surprised."
"Oh, that's all right, maamma. You see
while he was playing editor I was play-
ing president?"
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc.
Smart Settiress.
Life rnust be pleasant,so many leave
complained the it ie ' short.
The man who condones a neighbor's
sin is often preparing his own repent-
anee in advance.
The man who is satisfied with himself
has a low estimate.of other people.
Knowing that money is the root of all
evil, most of us ate trying be dig it up.
The woman wilt) protests is half won.
We have all the time there is, but the
Devil takes care to supply a few of us
with time to burn. -February Smart,
Set.
Many grains of semi will sink a ship.
--Dan islet,
by tr :''taint lacy',
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Underwood. By buying Underwoods In
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86,000,
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