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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1909-03-05, Page 2',at p . ``1;53-01AP 'tv No trouble with Sunlight Soap. Just follow the d>recttotts on the wrapper and Sunlight does the rest. Costs 1ittl.'—goes far -- never injures bands o:' clothes. 6A0 gym: Seeing His First Submarine. Speaking once o1. inventions, Mr. If. 0. Wells told of an old .fisherman who was out rowing in his. boat one lay, when a motor canoe sprung a leak near him, and immediately sank. To the in. di.gnation of the canoe's occupants, the ,old' man paid no heed to them, but row- ed calmly on his way, serenely puffing at his clap pipe. however, the wrecked canoeists managed to swim to him, end a•s they clambered to his boat, one &p'it- *tered angrily: "Confound you, why did- n't you lend up n•hand? Didn't you see we were sinking?" The old fisherman took the pipe out of his mouth and star- ed in astonishment. "Blest," he raid, "if I didn't think ye wuz one o' them new -tangled submarines." --M. A. P. Marion Bridge, C. B., May et), ene. 1 have handled. 111IN)Ri);S 11.N1- 1.1.ENT during the peen. year. it ie al- ways the first Dinimcrtt asked for here, atnd ungnestionably- the beet e.eiler of all the different kinds of Liniment 1 N i f L le 81.11 Ann. IN A QUANDARY. Floorwalker—is there som.th'ug we can stow you sir? • Absent Minded Professor—Er—I don't know. 7(y wife told me to purchase r Christmas ora- tor our eldest eon. It Ls either a safety razor or ;a safety bicycle, but I have forgotten vlbicii. . ht'd's • tiro ant Cures Dandruff. To Start With. Ladies may all be taught, to swim Ninth little work, upon the ocean green and grim. Grave dangers lurk, :And we may save disasters dark And sadden jars, By teaehi.ng them to disembark From trolte- ears. —Philadelphia Bulletin. 4 e T O LITTLE LOOD4 HE WONDERED. Joeir--Wily are you gazing so earnestly at the dancers in the ball- room? Bertio--l'm wondering if it's in the winter or summer that one gets to see the most of you girls? edge THE "CHAMPION" GAS and 0ASOLINE ENGINES ft tnnat give satis- faction or you don't Fey for it. SOLD ON TRIAL Is the only Gasoline Engine that you oan try before you buy. 1 know what the "Cham- pion" will do, and I want you to be fully eattsfied with it before you pay for it. The Price is low. Full particulars free. Wm. Gillespie, Dept. "M" 28 Front St. East, Toronto Cat vs. Rope. (Montreal Star.) Leniency in the treatment of certain classes of criminals is a capital snis- talre. Criminals who employ violence should be made to feel it in return. It is very likely to be the only sort of puniehmeut they really fear. Of all criminals, the systematic wife -beater is the most cowardly, depraved and Jost to every sense of manhood; and he should be as certain of the lash when convicted as winter is certain to be followed by spring. The thug, ton, should get the lash when ]1e em- ploys violence; and the criminal with a, record should be locked up indefin- itely. Jack's Faux Pas. Maud -I noticed that you had Jack Clubberly •to church with, you Sunday,. Belle--Tes,.and the poor heathen is so unused te. gaing that he wanreti tih!e Asher, to (-heck hi„ hat anti coat.—•Boston Tran- script. II"rl!.• o f4.'. to Caarantee £for 20 years FREE Goltti,Inekless Pdozen ns at be. each. Those pens write a. baa :i£uloolor7hysimpl dip- ping in water. No ink re- quired. Write to -days Wo trust you with the pens, sell thein and retnns the money and win this little beauty geoid( Finished Watch and a till a lovely Tea S' et Free DOB ALT GOLD PEN SCO. P ve Toronto, Responsible for Nearly all of the Misery Women Endure. Anaemia is written on the features of ninety women cult of a hundred. t n- xnista.kable are the signs of "tuo little blood." The weaker sex is as -wailed at all ages by the evils re*ulting frolo ibloodlessneae, from the .girl who is weak nand languid, with dull eyes, pn1e lips, fitful appetite and palpitating heart, to the woman who feels "never well," with pains in the hack and aeross the shoul- dere, fainting fits and aching limbs. Aed Tates' at life's terniree point, net'vous• dis- orders and heart troubles make grt'at calls on a woman's. strength. At all age,s Dr, Williams' Pink Pills are especially valuable to the female sex. dor they alone poscee,s the power of making in abnclance the riot, red blood .fief health. They fill the starved veins `veitie now blood. see that enfeebled iodise are strengthened, weak nerves are toe - tined, and robust health is restored. ' 19(rs. E. Smith, Windsor, N. S,, says: "A few years ago my health began to fail. 1 suffered greatly from inward ' i ill ' � Troubles, andandin about a year's a.t'3 ti iley whole system was almost a wreck, My ,kilos d had turned to water. and my Heart had become so badly affected that I could searcely go about. In filet life had almost, become a burden, and these seem- ed little hope for ire. One day a friend. asked me if T had tried. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and told me that she had been in almost the same condition I wee and •tli.at the Pills had metered. bar to her present splendid health. T took cour- age from evhnt inn friend told me, and began to take the Pills. T took theist regularly for several months. eon.tantlyr growing c.trohio'or, and the internal trou- bles from whi'dh 1 had hero erflieted were disappearing. and my vvltnle systom wetted to hare tanned tem strength. T wanted to miler rottein that there would 11e no return of the trniih)e and T rem - :tinned. to take the Pills for a time after T had really Fully recnverecl. Sinha T• 'have proved for nrrself that Dr. liIl- rams' rink Pills can (10. T howl vermin - mended them to a number of suffering people, aril those w11n here irivan them ' e flair trial have proud with me that 'Y)r. Williams' Pink Piffle are just what they are reerimrn•nclr:l to be." Sold by ail meal -eine divalc1' fir 1 - man at f.0 cents 11 1'11'; ret• eav hexes for 12,110 from 1'11'•. 1)r. 1,'r illiam' 'N1.414110 f'o,, T roekt ills•. Ont. ti.r, " CURED . iiN. 24HOURS YOU can painiessiy remove ally corn, either bard, soft or bleeding, by applying Putnam's Corn 1,xtractor, it never burns, leaves no sear, contains no acids; is harmless beoause composed only of healing gums end halms. Fifty years in ase. Care guaranteed. Sold by all druggists 210. bottles. Refuse substitutes. P , TNAM'.S,r PAINLESS CORN E)X`l! ALTO t1 Fox Skins From Maine. No .accurate statistics are available as to the number of foxes captured in Maine in a year, hut some time ago Charles E. Oak, of Caribou, then land agent, said at a committee hearing that more than 50,000 fox skins were sold out of Aroostook county alone every year. Outside of Aroostook county, where sev- eral men make a busiuess of fox hunting, perhaps 25,000 pelts are taken in a year, makiaig'the total output of the State 75,- 000, The price of good fox skins reached the highest notch last winter, even red pelts commanding $4.50 to ;i5 each, as against $3.50 two years ago and $2.25 five years ago. One fox skin in 200 is from a "cross" fox, and is valued at $30, one in 10,000 is a silver gray and is worth from $200 to $300, and per- haps ONO in 500,000 is a pure and radi- ant black, which may bring $800 or even$1,500, thus snaking the coat of the black fox the most valuable gar- ment worn by any animal on top of the earth.—Fran the Portland Press. --- Strict Sahbatarians. Dean . Ramsay knew of Sabbatarians among his countrymen even stricter than those wise "a'most killed" a man for whistling and looking happy on Sunday. There was the eouutryman who, asked by an English artist to tell him the name of a, local ruined castle, replied: "It's no' the day to be speeriu' sic things." And there was the cook whose kitchen was provided with a fine new roasting jack which never stopped. On Sunday her mistress found it put out of action, and the cook explained that "she was ane gaeing to hae the fele thing clacking and rhnnzngaboot in her lcdtchen a' the blessed Sababtb day." But over some things even Scottish Sabbatarians had no power. A henwife, selling her fowls, remarked; "Indeed, say teddy, they lay every: day, no' excepting the blessed Sabbath." ---Froin the Lonion Chronicle. A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEAL To All Women: I will send free with full instructions, ny home treatment which costively cures Leuoorrboea, Ulceration, Diap2acelnefts, Falling of the womb, Pain- ful or. Irre ;alar periods, Uterine and Ovar- lea Tumors or Growths, also Piot Flushes, >\arr Idtlenoitoly, Pains in the Head, A42 Vowels, Kidney and Bladder troubles, by_ weakness %mealier to our nus treatment at home at 22. Dents a week. Ialy book, r'ylrgangne Oven' Medical Adviser," also sent free on equest. Write to -day. Address, 2trs If. uinmers, Bos H. 5, Windsor, Ont. First Oranges in Europe. At a time when tiny orange trees are to be ;,glen as table decorations and or- anges innumerable on sale, it is not in- appropriate to trace the introduction of the: fruit in Europe. According to a Paris euntemptn- ry, after it8 introduc- tion into Europe from (']hint a Cartha- ginian comet -heel the idea of gr.;Ms., the allow mandarins orange upon the grenadier. with the rr'. 1111. that we have the blood orange, .lean de ('antro intro- duced the orange from the \feet Indies to J?nrtpgnl, and the first attempt to enllivnt•e 1t uac mildo by Contubie de Bourbon, bolt after his revolt hrnnels I. eemeentlr'tl t11r evperimeme. At the time Louie visited Toulonthe Chevalier Paul, 11t compliment to. that King, placed some, ioneert'ed oranges en trees in the orangery. Ladies 111 11111 retinue, it is added, were under the impression that th.c''r. re :igen rear .ugared eel snndon (lube, A Change of Mind. nee— A. Wellesley College student rnehed into a telegraph office a few days ago and asked the clerk for a message blank. Shewrote immediately v u to a message and after she ltad fiuilied it she toxo it in two and began another blank, This was also torn in two and then she wrote a third, which she handed to the telegraph operator. After the lady departed the operator became melons and picked up the torn pieces of paper. The first read. It is all off. Never want to hear froith you again." Tho se- cond read, "loo not write to hae again, as I never want to hear from you." The third metsage, which was sent. read: "Come at 0100 011 the first train."— From the Boston Herald. New York Excursion. $10.00 round trip from Suspension Brldge • Ila Lehigh Valley R. 1t., Thursday, March 11;.b. Tickets gcotl 10 days. Particulars 11 King street cosi, Toronto. • In Prohibition Tennessee. "Are there any spirits ]sere?" The little group about ilia table lis. 1,P115r1 12n7:.1(111'ly. " t,rc there any- spirits?" repeated the spoke :•n1n 11, "Wan." said the 11121dlerd. "ass' lain hustle yot1 nil a 11111' moonshine, if that will dr>.' It did. Pelt oh tpli:a Ledger. ' Two Players. When Ihuleitewski was dining out one night lie diet a young society man who bad won for hime:elf a reputation for his elcill at polo`. Being praised by the pian- ist for itis clever playing, he said it was different. indeed, frost leaderewske's per- formgzMas. "Oh," replied Padereiveki, "the differ- ence between us its perfectly elear. You are dear soul who plays polo, while 1 am a poor Pole who plays solo," ---Phila- delphia Record. • a Repeat it:—"Shiloh's Cure toil) alvvays cure my coughs and colds." Electric Exhibition at Brescia. Arrangements are being made for ay international exhibition devoted to the application of electricity, to be held at Brescia this year. The Province of Bres- cia is one particularly rich in water- power, and it is hoped that the exhibi- tion will give an impetus to electrical power developments therefrom. The ex- hibition will be also under the patronage of the rnunicipality of Milan. The 14 groups iitto which it is proposed to di- vide the cxhbits cover a wide range of engineering' and other applications of eleetrieitry, and historical and statistieal information relating thereto. oe• Repeat it:—" Shiloh's Cure will al- ways cure any coughs and colds," • ° Generosity Appreciated. "I've ;you Dr. Pendent" asked a tall, lean ratan. walling into the consulting raonltiolter. of a fashionable Chicago practi- x "f 22221," replied the doctor. "Well, look a -here, okt feller," re- marked the visitor, "I'tn glad to find yer at last;. D'ye remember in '98, when you was in London, how you set a fetter's arm and didn't charge him for it?" • "Yes," said the doctor, with the pros- pect of e big fee rising before him. "Well, sir,'' said the visitor, "1'm that, feller, an' I've broke the other arm, AO 1'm: come to have it fixed on the same tennis."—Tit-Bits. -•o Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. • Uncle Jerry. "f sliotzldhi t wonder," said t:nele :fer- ry Peebles, "if there was something in this Iden that the condition of a man's teeth has a whole lot to do with his moral character. The biggest liar 1 ever knevt in hay life wore a full set of false teeth." The Apple on the•1 erry Bush. To those particularly interested in the growing of apples an experiment made at Delta, Nelle, will be of value. In the spring of last year Thomas and Francis Mauck, two miners, who keep a garden and grow strawberries and vegetables, experimented in grafting a scion of a four-year-old apple tree into a serviee berry tree body, and to their delight the limb not only grew but blos- somed this year and two well devel- oped yellow apples ripened. The tree from which the scion was cut has never bloomed, yet the scion •sv hen grafted into a berry bush blossomed and bore fruit the next year.—lea Ceramic Observer. CAN'T PRAISE THEM TOO MUCH. So Says Charles Bell of Dodd's Kidney Pills. He Had Rheumatism for Ten Years and the Old Reliable Kidney Rem- edy Cured Him Completely. NORTH RANGE, DIGBY Co., N. S., March l: •-(Specnal)--"I and s0 well fill- ed with gratitude to Dodd's kidney Pills that I cannot praise thein too highly." These are the words of Mr. Charles Bell. well known here, and they are euhru'd by many another who hits been freed from the tortures of rheumatism by Dodd's Kidney Pills. "I suffered terribly from rheumatism for ten years," Mr. Boll continues. "I was so bad 1 could eoarcely get in and out of bed. After trying various medi- cines, without, getting relief. a friend advised me to try Dodd's kidney Pills. Six boxes cleaned the Rheumatism right out of me:' Thai's what Dodd's Kidney fills do to Rheumatism --clean it right out of you. They do this simply and naturally. Rheumatism is caused by uric acid in the blood. When, the kedneys are healthy they strain this uric acid oat of the blood. With no uric acid in the blood there c'an be no I.hcunhatiem. Con- sequently to cure Rheumatism, cure your 1.-idrtr'ys. Dodd's Kidney fills al- ways cure the kidneys. Mr. Kelso's Work. (Toronto Star,) It is not going too far to say that J, J. Kelso, in what he has done to se- cure the sus'ntl tidings of proper home in- fluences for children whose parents were unfit for parenthood, has performed a more valuable service in preventing erimt, than half the police force of Onta- rio have performed in the suppression of crime. There are huudreds, possibly thousands, of young men and young wo- nieri ' 1i' ing respectable, useful lives to- day, who, but for Mr. Ielso's work, would have gone to destruction. Repeat it:—"Shiloh's Cure will always cure my coughs and colds." •*o At the Market. Mrs. n. -----:Good morning, Bridget. I hope your master and mistress have not for- gotten that they are coming to dine with me to -night, Oook—indade end they're not—they've or- dered a good nearly meal at home at six o'clock--11arper's Bazar. 4 . Minard's Liniment Cures e_o- An Echo of Modern Journalism. "I do miss Map. Jones. She told nee all the news of the pariah." "Oh, that was only gossip. --no truth in it" 'Well, there, I liked to 'ear it. Truth or lies, 'twos all news to me."--Pnncb. o! rl'erel 1-lerel "The winter poet is more to be pitied than oensttt'rd ' said Scribbles. "Because why?" queried Dribbles. "Be:esluse mercury' and 'theinnometer' are tavcee of the hardest words in the English lanxtt;.ge to fine] ritymes for, uniitiered i-111i1)1m,, Burns, etc. ISSUE :NO, 9, 1809 I ELP WANTED. A GENTS WANTED. TI£Enu IS NO`1'11It1 1'1 pays better than a tea route. Alfred Tyler, London, Ont. 11 WANT ralluABLE WOMEN, AL'ix over Canada to work for us durinl2• their snare Hours, sede. 1'erfu>i1es. Totlet Requtsllingltes,our Teas.bigb Ootfegrflos etc, No experience necessary, Work pi'sas" ant end remunerative. The f£ome Speeitition co.. Trau•by Avenue, Toronto, Canada. FARMS TO RENT, LTOCK 1rAR,li FOR RENT—A1'INS $TOOK I- farm of 121 acres, ttve amiss north of )o0don. 011 Proof Line road; grand opportun•f. ity for right party. )inquire Wm. Sitton,. Arva P. 0., Ont, FOR SALE. rrIN SHOP FOR 1ALP-1113TIRING ON account of age; best piers In all Can- ada for good plumber and firmer. Vivian Vance, Essex, Ont, mrrs)umJ ba.kery,B c fife tt ;ce1y11andISEa1� cream buainesscs In live town 111 Ontario; lac7,a Premises manutaetctro both fee cream 1.1141 candy. wholesale rsd '.'4 years; doing $17,000 bandusinessretail; S'early; atabtishece>30 for goad live man wilh a little capital. Ad- diess 13ox 376, Lindsay, Ont, ASa Tt-1 MA. 1Run» CURE FOR TITS NEXT TUmTY days; $2.00, one half regular price. Cur- tis Asthma Remedy Co„ room 2, Vancouver Hotel, Ilamilton. Ont. PATENTS. PATENTS ARE EASILY PROCURED but disposal it; more difficult. Write for sir milers explaining our new syateni of tselling--- to the best advantage. TITS PATENT' SALESIAN CO., Rochester. .For circular BA: - dress. J. B. Rittenhouse. 70 Pearl street. Toronto. ANSWERED. "Is that the president':" asked the dis- tinguished statestnnx1 through the tele- phone. "Yes," reepoided a voice at the other end of the wire. "Tide Senator T,otsmun. I wish to ask you, Mr. President, not fruit ldtel curiosity, but to establish a point I am trying to make, what you would do is such an emergency as that which con- fronts (len. Castro, who—" There was a rending, (raslhing sound, tis if the telephone at the other end had been smashed to atoms. Then all was still, A—Woman's Sympathy Are you discouraged? Is yourte'dootor'n bill a heavy financial load? Is your palet a hear physical burden? I know what these mean to delicate women—I have been discouraged, too; but learned how to cure myself. '( want to relieveour bur- dens. Why not end the pain and stop the doctor's bill? I can do this for you and will if you will assist hae. 1£ you need do is to write for a free box of the remedy which has been Placed in my bands to be given away. Perhaps this one box will cure you—ithas donaso for Others. If so, I 'shall all be happy sant you will bo cured for 20 (the cost or rt postage stamp). 'Your letters letters held con - m La.II Write C1aF.R.f'ti1. WiITIV ndsor,ee Or, inescapable. King Arthur had just invented the Round Table. "The shape makes no difference," they cried, "the landlady will give the chick- en's neck to the man behind in his board." Herewith he perceived the scheme was ineffective. ---?sew York Sun. m Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere. Succinct. "Bello, Swingle- 'i'hat under the sun have you been doing to your nose?" "I called a bigger man a liar the other day. Looks ILS if we were going to have. a snowstorm, doesn't it?" •t,c ,i,i�«r a, Write for Weeti ty Prince Lists. JOHN H A L LA M - Shipraaents Solicited. TORONTO, ONT. yW. ISI !�•1.�1'n'� dk k•:Yp�!4V ri VORITES 5 .5 LEa,r T" MATC E5 "Shoat t affi the - „phlrn I" T ,;;:: MOST PERFECT MATCHES YOU EVER STRUCK gyre, fferyliexae in Canada, cask for Eddy's Notches • ,„s t , •f",ya r 9'�'r1 �S>k£ 1� t' > iy- Id'it�'rii3. t'"',4:1 uw. aetvir g,, a, Y.•3'?'" r, �!;'�. 'N les+r, r„ 'l `', ,:syf .,��4,•:a der".r�. r....e>ifGb'' .r,,.r. e•>h i(`�.. 3rlt,n...le�,a ,r.N 100,000 MUSKRAT 50,000 COON 5.000 REO FOXD8 c"'0,000 SKUNK WANTED 1MIMCDIATEI.Y WE ALSO BUY OTHER 1 Ut2S, Ship to us at once and satisfy yourself that WE are the tV EI.Y BEST bu 'ots of Raw Furs in Canada. P.S.MONTEITB, SMOTHER co, 11 13 CIIURC1I ST. 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