HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1909-02-19, Page 6LENT AGAIN. A.
prompt remedy is what
every one is looking for.
The efficiency of Peru -
'la is so well known that
its value as a grip rem-
edy need not be ques-
tioned. The grip
yields more quickly if
taken in hand prompt-
ly. If you feel grippy
.get a bottle. of Peruna
at once. Delay is almost
'certain to aggravate
your case.
For a free illustrated booklet en-
titled "The Truth About .Peruna," ad-
dress The Perinea Co„ Columbus,
(:thio. Mailed postpaid.
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Tonsorial Tale.
"By Jove, Carl!" said Bentley, as the
barber rubbed the top of his head, "that
feels mighty good, i can tell you. The
WWI W110 invented massage was not only
a genius, but a benefactor to the whole
human race. They ought to put up a
status to hits. There's nothing lige it
when a fellow feels seedy. There's only
one trouble about it."
"Vot ise it?" asked Carl, honing that
perhaps he might overcome the d.fficttl-
S t'.
"Why, its' all on the outside," said
Bentley. "If there were only souse appl-
ra'tus that would enable you to rtes in-
side a, fellow's head and clear out the
pains of the morning after, what a bless-
ing it would be."
"Veli," said Karl, "I t'ink that nf:ivba
some day dose vacuum -cleaner fellers
will do dot already yet. Vot' Flar-
=,er's Weekly.
LOOKING FOR THEM. '
Wood 13. Booth—How are you feel-
ing, old luau?
Manager—Pretty good, but I have
trouble after meals.
Wood B. Booth—Queer; moat of my
trouble is before meals.
The Charm of Algiers.
A celebrated Anglican divine, the lite
Bishop of Rochester, who had been ail-
ing for some month:;, decided to consult
Sir Frederick Treves, the noted surgeon.
.After a careful examination Sir Freder-
ick pronounced his verdict and added,
"Your Lordship ntu.t go to ai.giers or
some winter resort on the Riviera."
"Impossible," replied the bishop;
"quite impossible. I have too much
work to get through,,"
"Well," said the doctor, "you must
make your choice. It either Algiers
or heaven."
"Dear me," said' the bishop with a
sigh: "then I suppose it must be il-
giers."---S uceess -Magazine.
BAB'1(S OWN TABLETS
A BLESSING TO CHILDREN
A medicine that will keep babies
and young children plump and good
natured, with tL clear e3 e and rosy
slain is a blessing not only to the lit-
Sle ones, but to mothers as well. 13u,by's
Sawn Tablets is just such a medicine.
They cure all the minor ailments of
children and make theist eat well,
t+trop- well and play well. 7`htitsaxaldt
f mothers <
s use the Tablets and praise s
e
,
them. Mrs. Lorenzo Rnat, Lake Talon
(Me.. says: "I cannot bay tot) much
for Baby's Own :tablets. 1 have prov-
ed their value in cella, constipation
and other ehildhood troubles." Sold
by medicine dealers or ty snail at Ya
-encs a box from The Dr. Williams'
?Medicine Co.. Brockville, tint.
The Latest "Hit."
'Te celebrated soprano was in the
middle of her silo when little Johnny
said to his mother, referring to the eon-
t'.utto-r of the orchestra.: "Why does
that ntan hit at the. Fernee With tilt
stick?"
"He is not hitting at lit;r," replied his
soother. "Keep quiet."
FREEGGGOLO SHELLARINGD
PRACTICAL POINTi.
The meek may inherit the earth, but the
mortgage is held by the other fellow.
Don't bide your light under a bushel—
m.• a reflector and make th.a most of it.
t i .cess is the ability to forget foliar:.
You can't play hooky from the School of
01erlenee.
'1':.e reason that babies are so expensive
:yecouse the stork baa such a long bill—
i,ohemian, e e m
for selling only 01-1 dozen;
Gold Point Iukiess Pens at,
60. each. These pens write a
beautiful color by simply dlp-
ist Plug in water. Writeto-day
and we will send pens and;
big premium list. In a short time you eau
win this "Electric Sparkler" and also an
elegant chain.
QUEEN CITY SUPPLY CO”
Dept.30L Toronto, ut.
'hso.tdri sosestmo
A new tubercular theory as to leprosy
was suggested some time ago by Dr,
Charles E. MacDonalt.l, of the army, who
noticed in the Philippines the same•facts
as to, fish diet which have long been held
by Hutchinson as the cause. The present
idea Is not that the diet quills at fault,
but that there h au infection from tu-
berculous fish-- -rather startling, to be
sure, but not at alt improbable.
The matter is of timely interest in
view of the differences of opinion its to
the trausntission of bovine tuberculosis.
The vast difference between bird tuber-
culosis and the human variety has long
boon known, and it raises the suspicion
that there may be very many kinds of
tubercle bacilli, some of which produce
in man other condit!ens than tubereulo-
sis as we now t.rtusider it.
The revelation that bubonic. plague is
in reality a rat disease and that some
rats have a "tolerant immunity" to the
germ has raised o•atnparative pathology
to extreme importance. It is now neea-
sary study th.) paeve
lower to truintal with a viewrasites of diseovofetittryg
which of diem can rrist in man, either
harmlessly or other'.vise.—Front Ameri-
ictut Medicine.
THE i;.sCHAMPION"
A Deadly Offence.
"Well, sir," remarked the somewhat
garrulous landlord of the 1?uxien tavern.
"Thogmorton, the constable, arrested a
feller, Clay before yesterday, fur walk-
ing down Maiu street here, in the 'mid-
dle of the afternoon in his stockirt' feet.
He's in jail now. and—"
"But—great Scottl--ejaculated the
washing machine agent, "We not a
crime,, is it, for a person to walk in his
stocking feet, •' hy, my dear sir, per-
sonal 1 ]iUerty—
„
"saw. personal liberty is proper en-
ough as long as it don't interfere with
the rights of other people. Anything
that tends to add to the sitence of nur
prontisin' little city is an offer se against
the general weal. We're pubis•' -spirited
here, even if we ain't exactly utetropol-
BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanking does not cure children of
bed-wetting. There is a constitutional
cause for this trouble: Mrs. ,M. Sum-
mers. Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send
free to any mother her successful home
treatment, with full instrutions. Send
no money, but write her to -day if your
children trouble you in this way. Don't
blame the -child, the chances are It can't
help it. This treatment also cures adults
and aged people troubled with urine dif-
ficulties by day or night.
Might Not Bark Forever.
"Conte right in, ,ambo," the fainter
railed out, "Ile won't hurl; you. You
know a barking dog never bites"
"Sure, hose, ah knows dat," replied
the cautious colored man, "but ah don't
know how soon tae's going to stop bark-
Success M.agariee.
The Girl—liow did he lose his ideal?
'file Bachelor—Well, he marrieds one of
tbons—New -York Telegram.
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GAS arni GASOLINE
ENGINES
It mist Sive satis-
faction or you don't
pay for it. •
SOLD ON TRIAL
Is the only GesolOoe'Engtne that you can try
befopion" will doyand 1 want you to be fult the ly
satisfied with it before you pay for it: The
price is ioW. Full particulars free.
Wm. Gillespie, Dept. "Ilii"
98 Front St. East, Toronto
THE CRI0i0Rf''UL GIVER.
"dere. Benny." said Mr. Btoombumper to
Lir young eon, as Clip litter started to onuralt,
"here is a 5 -cent piece and a quarter. You
eau tint which you please in the oontribu-
tton b 0:..•'
Beaay thanked Lia papa and went to
church.
Curious to know which cols Penny had
given his papa asked him when :to retern-
ed, and Benny replied:
"Welt. papa, it was this way: The prcar.her
said the Lord loved a cheerful giver. and
knew I could give s tooket a gond deal I;+ore
cheerfully than 1 could give a qunrtor, , o
1 out the uleket iu."—Phtladeiphia ! edger.
The Nova. Scotia "Lumber umber Kin„" says:
"t consider 1\I IN 1101>,S 1.1Ni 1LNT:
the 'BEST linitneitt in use,
I got my font badly jammed lately. 1
bathed it well with INARD'S LLti 1-,
MENT and it wa., as well ns ever next
day.
Yonro very truly,
T. O. Meal;;H.L8.N.
61.19.11
re
Pale, weakdndrtxervous
people need. , t "o that
will build tht and
make them Weil and Th
strong. Celery Ming is
the h tonic
that win do
these things. Large
package 1S cents, -at deal- 11.8
ars or by mail S. 0. Iarells & Co.. Toronto.
Valued Advertising.
Fifty years ago Mr. Thomas Be'erllam,
who recently died, and who founded the
famous pill -manufacturing firm, was sell-
ing pilla in the mark. t -plan of tit. Hel-
ens. The stall from which he sold thein
consisted if a fish -tub and a tray which
was ft rmerly part of 0 door. One day a
woman cane up to hint and said that his
pills had drone her so lauds good that
they "were worth a guinea a box." The
phrase gripped Mr. Beecham, and he
t hundreds of thousands of pounds
A BASKET FULL
of clean, sweet-snoeiling
linen Is obtained with half
the toll and halt the time
if Sunlight Soap Is used,
Sunlight :shortens the
day's work, but lengthens
the life o1 your clothes,
spell
to advertise it, and to point the moral
of the pill The vast business at St.
Helens is the result. Mr. Beecham was a
model business man, and a great believer
Talking Post Cards.
The talking postal card is the inven-
tion of a French engineer, and has be-
come so popula • in that country that
the American rights have been secured
and the device will he placed in the cit.
les of the United. States. The person
wishing to send a talking postal can
to a friend, enters the booth and talks
roto a machine that, records the words
on the specially prepared postal card.
When the recipient receives • the carer a
hundred or a thousand utile, away, he,
or perhaps she, takes the earn to the
nearest postal booth and inserts it in a
machine witiclt talks the message it con-
tains. The record on the postal earl is
indestructible and the exact voice of the
sender is heard.—Popular Meehanics.
The Bald Truth. in the value of arlverirising. Ile once
"Barber, do you know of anything . year la letting the public know all about
that would be ;ootl for that bald spot
on the crown of my head?"
"Yes, sir, but it would be pretty ex-
pensive,
"Now much?"
"Probably not less than $25."
it a sure thing1"
"Yes, sir."
"What do you call it??"
'A wig, sir„
That was the time the barber didn't
get any tip.
Also he lost a eustotner.
.m
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in
Cows.
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stated. that his firm spent £100,000 a
the value of Beecham s pills. He ;b.+'rinself
managed and controlled his advertising
department for a great number of years,
and no man knew better how to get the
greatest possible value from an ,outlay
on printer's ink,
Descriptive.
Operator ---What do you think of the i
new Internet), •lintlnie?
Devil—Say, dot feller could print all
be knows in display type on a postage
stamp without cancelling the stamp.-
Monotyrit. -
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Monumental hinder.
It was while Charlemagne Towner was
Antbassa.dor to Russia that a newspaper
"spread itself" upon a fete held at St,.
Petersburg. A green copy reader pro-
(lueed this result:
"As pleasing to the eye as was all this
decoration there was additional pleasure
in the sight, as one stood at the head of
the Prospekt Nevska, of Charlemagne
Tower, brilliantly iliumhtat•cd, looming
grand and imposing against the winter
sky."—Success Magazine.
VERY SLIGHT INb11SD.
1110110 (who has given Jinks a cidai—Fou'I1
finar.
d, +Iks faal)t r that few putisl—By tJ!ove! there
la a slight resemblance. What Is It? -Royal
liana zine.
At any rate the blink sheep lives long -
Q"uaeanteetifet' 20 years
FREE tor selling s dozen Co
batt Gold inkless Bens attic
each. Those pens write c
beautiful color by simply dip
ping in water. No ink re
quired. Write to -day., W
trust you with the pens, ser
thein and return the moue;
and win this itttlo fseauti
Goid Finished Watch ant
also a lovelyy Tea Set Fre+
COBALT�OIJJIPEN Qts',t+
Dept i; 0
All the Pleasure Taken Gut.
The young Seotehman never liked hi
mother-in-law and this weighed heavil
on the mind of itis wife, ho was ill.
Calliug her husband to her bedside sh
said to hide. "Sandy, lad, I'm verra i1
and I think I'm gang to dee, and be
fore I dee I want you to gic me a pr
mise."
"VII promise," replied Sandy, "Wha
is it "
"Wel, I ken that when I dee I'll ha
,1
Want you to r
fine furel•al
ani I a t
a ,
up in front in a carriage wi' Icy mot
er."
"'Weel," sadly responded Sandy. "I'
geed ye my word, au' it's nae me that
gauin back on that, but I'll tell ye o
thing, ye've spoilt the day for ine."
Success iJagaziue.
911 Washington, D. O. and Return,
via Philadelphia.
From Suspension Bridge, Friday,
February i th, via Lehigh Valley R. R.
Tickets good ten days. Particulars, ii4
King street east, Toronto, Ont.
BRUTAL.
He --This is heaveialy, darling!
She—Divine!
He—Celestial!
She—Angelio1
Servant (entering)—Miss Alice,
your tripe and onions is ready 1
"Well, then, whatshe hoilerin'
f' ? Sono Ma ammo
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, et
!ra
Some Satisfaction in That.
Mrs. Hewligus—"'You say that
a burglar wants to get into the hou
he'll get in stn shite of everythit
you can do to keep nitn out. Thf
what, is the use of your taking
much pains to fasten all the doo
and windows?
Mr, Hewligus—"I want to give hi
all the trouble I possibly can, blas
him!"
ISSUE NO. 7, 1.9-09
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HELP WANTED.
c.1ANVASSb7RS WANTED TO BELL IMAM
v line of supplies used daily in every
house. Apply Aift'ed Tyler, London, Ont. •i
TYiiEN 'WARTED IN EVERY LOCALITY
Co advertise our goods, tack up ahow-
cards in all conspicuous places and dletri-
bute small advertising matter. Oommiasion
or salary, $83 per month, and expenses, $L
Der day. Steady work the year round; en-
tirely new pian; no experience required.
Write for particulate. Royal Remedy Co.,
Loudon. Ont., Canada,
VYL WANT RELIABLE WOMISN, ALL
over Canada to work for ua during
their spare hours, selling our high b'l'ade
Perfumes, Toilet Requisites, Tees, Coffees,
ate. No experience necessary. Work 'pleas-
ant and remunerative. The Homo Spotiaitien
Co.. Tran'by Avenue. Toronto, Canada.
--` FARMS TO RENT. _
STOCK FARM .'0R RENT—A FINl7 STOOK
farm of 125 acres, five miles north of
London. on Proof Line road; grand opportun-
ity for right party. Enquire Wm, Sifton,
Arca P. 0., Ont.
FOR EXCHANGE.
FARROPERTY
• MOntario. IN ASyd eyASmythe, FOR P404 Talbet
street. London. Out.
MEDICAL,
(,y-' l;RE Ct?RE FOR THE NEXT THIRTY
k-' days; $2.00; one half regular price. Cur-
tis Asthma Remedy. 51 Richmond East, Tor-
onto, Ont.--,,,
LAND WANTED.
$460.0' CASE,
PAID FOIL
South African Volunteer Land Warrants
It substitute papers properly executed.
Make sight draft with papers attached.
First National Realty Co.
Winnipeg, Man.
reference—Merchants' Bank.
.,, Sweet Rumination.
Jacob Riis tells many amusing experi-
cnees about street archins when they
first see the green fields and the wooded
hills. I -Here is one of his best:
"A couple of waifs, who for the first
• time were watching the cows being milk -
eel on a Cattskill Mountain farm, seemed
i very much puzzled. The farmer, noticing
the peculiar expression on their countess.
an000, inquired the cause.
The reply was, "Say, mister, do pot
, keep dem animals in chewing gum?"—
Judge.
AWoman's Sympathy
v Are you discouraged? Is your doctor'.
bill a heavy financial load? Is your pair
a heavy physical burden? I know wha
1 been discouraged too but leixrned how t
cure myself. I want to relieve your bur
- dens. Why not end the pain and stop th
doctor's bill? 1 can do this for you ani
w11j, if you will assist me.
need do is to write for a fro
All of the
1 iin my ?lanremedy given away, been
this one box will cure you—it has done s
e for others. 1f so, I shall be happy. an
you will be cured for 2c (the cost •of
Your letters e 1
destiae stamP3 held confl
entiily, Write to -day for my free treat
tient. MILS. F. E CUItRA11, Windsor; Ont
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'sHeard in a Restaurant.
Gerald—On account of their similarit
— in dress, it's hard to tell a gentle n
from a waiter.
CCeraldint--But doesn't a waiter u
c. nally own his dress ,suit?—from TI
Bohemian -Magazine f or November.
e to
if Minard's Liniment Cures Distempe
:e o.a
u; ! Not Profoundly impressed.
in
so Mrs. Upsome--So you took a tot
rs through Switzerland, did you? What d
you think of the Matterhorn?
in Mrs. Pmeurieh—To tell you the trut
nea_,A _. n,. T a...P+ +,hinle "Introit
these foreign beverages, anyhow.
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Write for Weekly Pelee Lists.
JOHN HALLAM -
S hipereenta Solicited.
TORONTO„ ONT.
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