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Gientle<men,—I can cheerfully recom-
mend Peruna as an effective cure for
coughs and colds.
You are authorized to use my photo
with testimonial in any publication.
Mrs. Joseph Hall (Chase.
804 Tenth street, Washington, D. C.
Could Not Smell Nor (fear.
Mrs. A. L. Weteel, 1,0.23 Ohio street,
Terre haute, Ind., says:
"When I began to take your medi-
cine I could not smell, nor hear a church
bell ring. Now I can both smell and
hear.
"When I began your treatment my
head was terrible. I had buzzing and
chirping noises in my head.
"I followed your advice faithfully, and
took Peruna as you told me. Now 1
knight say I am well.
"I want to go and visit my mother
and see the doctor who said I was not
long for this world. I will tell him it
was Peruna that cured me."
Peruna is manufactured by the
Peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Ask your Druggist for a Free Peruna
Almanac for I909.
Propitiating the Weather.
Tom Staten has established a farm for
ilxe raising of mink at Rattlesnake Point,
on the upper Klamath Lake. About a
hundred of the animals are housed in
-ages or cabinets, and seem to do well
land thrive in captivity, as they are all
dat and sleek looking.
The animals are so'tame that they will
take food from the hand. aithotigh one
hes 'to be careful in handling them, as
the mink is treacherous end has very
sharp teeth. As mink in this county in-
crease about five fold, Mr. Staten ex-
peets to have something over 600 in his
rages next year. The value of their fur
alone will aggregate about $3,000, but
live female minks sell fol' a emelt higher
figure than their hide alone is worth.—
Front the Klamath Republican.
SLEEPING DRAUGHTS AND
SOOTHING MIXTURES.
A. wise mother will never give her lit-
tle one a sleeping draught, soothing mix-
ture or opiate of any kind except upon
the advice of a. competent doctor, who
has seen the e..iiild. All these things
contain deadly poison. When you give
your baby or young child Baby's Own
Tablets you have 'the guarantee of a
di ovemment analyst that this medicine
does not contain one particle of opiate
or narcotic, and therefore cannot pos-
sibly do harm—but always do good. Mrs.
Geo, M. Kempf:, Carleton Place, Out„
'says: "I have given Baby's Own Tablets
to my baby since he was two weeks old.
He was a very small, thin baby, but
thanks to the Tablets he is now a big,
fret, healthy boy." Sold by medicine
dealers or by mail at 26 cents a box
from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
ANTS GOOD EATERS.
There is a Perpetual Feud Between
Different Species.
"On the morning of Aug. 11," says a
writer in Suburban Life, "I gathered a
fear black ants and a number of their
small, brown, egg shaped oncoons from
an ant hill in my yard and placed them
in a shallow glees box, an artificial nest,
where I watched their behavior.
"Not long after this 3 discovered a
winged black queen promenading under
the apple tree ---vert likely n blood sitar
of the others, for when I placed her with
tli:em she was not attacked; as was a
large ant with a red thorax that later I
introduced azuong them.
"Strange how ants reeoguire both
friends and enemies through the sense
of smel rather than by the sense of
eight. No sooner do two ants meet than
they erase noses. so to speak, in order
to aeeertain who is who. If the insects
find that they belong to different com-
munities war is at once declared,
"This was the ease when the ant with
the red thorax was eonfined with the
black ants. How vicious both species
wore, how they snapped at and bit each
other! One black ant succeeded in grab-
bing an antennae, or feeler, of her antag.
onist, to which size held as the big red
ant dragged her from place to place.
"Another black smelled her opportun-
ity and caught the hind leg of the enemy,
who was thus greatly handicapped in
her movements. Still she succeeded iu
killing both black ants, although she
eould not free herself from their death
grip until I came to her assistance,
"The queen had remained inactive dur-
ing the conflict and had taken no part
in cleaning up the nest; when all was
again in order a worker ant approached
her and after a short antenna conver-
sation began to tug at her wings. Ap-
parently this was to give the royal sis-
ter to understand that she must now
discard them and assume the responsibil-
ities of egg laying, the work for which
she had been mast carefully reared.
"The young queen was not inclined to
give up her gauzy appendages, however,
so presently the worker resumed her ef-
forts to loosen thein, but with no show
of animasi'ty. Failing to aeomplish her
purpose, she next caught the queen by
her antennae and led her gently about
the nest, and then held her in a corner
for at least twenty minutes.
"During this time the other ants came
and 'touched her caressingly with their
antennae, and one went so far as to offer
her food from its mouth. It was a. clear
ease of coaxing. They wanted this queen
mother to deposit eggs and found a new
colony. I do not kztow what arguments
finally overcame tate queen's reluctance
to give up her freedom. The next day
I saw that she had yielded to the en-
treaties of her sisters. She was wingless
and depositing very minute eggs.
"The black ants have what appear to
be good natured wrestling matches
among themselves. They are constantly
on the move doing something, carrying
the unwieldy cocoons from one place to
another, regurgitating food for a com-
panion, or making elaborate toilets,"
Minard's Liniment Co., Liinzted;
Sirs,—I have used your MINARD'S
LINI3IENT for the past 25 years, and
whilst I have occasionally used other
liniimnents, I can safely say that 1 have
never used any equal to yours.
If rubbed between the hands and
inhaled frequently it will never fail to
cure any cold in the head in twenty -Tour
hours.
it is also the beet for bruises, sprains,
Ietc. "Yours truly,
i Dartmouth. J. G. LESLIE.
When Things Go Wrong.
(Christian Guardian.)
It is an easy thing to be kind and
pleasant -when we feel like it." When
the mind is at case, the body in full
vigor, the conscience at rest, how nat-
ural and easy it seems to speak kindly,
to smile cheerfully, aua to look at the
bright side of things. Some people call
this religion, and think it is tea only
genuine article. Surely this is a mistake.
This kind of amiability is simply the
result of bodily fitness, and may exist
with little or no real piety. The amiabil-
ity that eonnts is different to this. It is
all that this is—and vastly more. A
touch of indigestion, a twinge of rheuma-
tism, a trifling annoyance puts this kind
of amiability to flight. The smile dis-
appears, the kind word dies, the outlook
chance lese. Thank God, religion gives a
the mercy of every east wind, of every
chance lois. Thank God, religion gves a
smile that persists, kind words that do
not die with pain, and a cheerful out-
look that no misfortune can obscure. The
true Christian life is not at the mercy
of the "feelings." The . Christian smiles
when his heart is full of trouble; he
spe.tks kindly and scatters sunshine when
his cwn spirit is sore oppressed; he light-
ens the burdens of others when his own
burden is heavy and hard to hear. Have
you this kind of religion? Do not think
it is right to act as you feel. Christians
act as tbey ought, no platter how they
feel. If your heart be full of sunshine,
let it out; if it be full of lurid lightning,
shut it in. Your duty is to make the
world brighter, and in doing it your own
gloom will disappear. Costly goodness is
the cheapest kind; it always pays.
MEANNESS Or NATURE.
Teeeher-•-Why de the frozen rivrern and
lakes thew out in spring?
Small Boy—So as to keep us kids from;
ricotta' all stormier—Chicago Nows.
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PUTTNAM'S . PAINLESS
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DEKfl-1 IS, PAINLESS.
It Comes as Naturally, nd is as Wel-
come as. • Sle.p.;
The fear'' of death, which has been
so enormously exploited' in dramatic
literature, sacred and, otherwise, is said
to- be almost without extetence in sick-
ness. Most patients have lost it com-
pletely by the time they became serious-
ly i11.
Death and sleep are broth painless, ac-
cording to Dr. 'Woody itttttchinson, in
the American Magi`nce and . cause
neither fear nor an ;y by their ap-
proach. It is one of the most merciful
things in nature that the overwhelm-
ing majority of .'the px,isons which de-
stroy life, whether they are those 'of
infedtious diseases or- these which are
elaborated from the body's own waste
products, net as narsetiee and abolish'
consciousness long rbefure the end
comes.
While death is not in any sense an-
alogous to sleep, it resembles it to the
extent that it is in fa., east majority
of instances not only rot painful, but
welcome. Pain -racked and feverseorch-
ed patients long for death as the wear-
ied. toiler longs for sleep.
While many of the processes which
lead to death are painful, death itself
is painless, nattural, Bice the `fading of 'a
flower or the falling of a leaf. Our
dearones drift out ou the ebbing tide
of life without fear, without pain,
without regret, save for those they
leave behind. When "death comes close
enough so that we can see the eyes be-
hind the mask, his face becomes as wel-
come as that oft his "twin brother,"
sleep.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc,
Too Long a Route.
During a regent exanuantion of appli-
cants for the position of mail carrier, a
colored boy appeared before the Civil
Service Commission.
"How far is it front the earth to the
moon?" was the first question asked hien,
"How fah am it from de earf to de
moon?" he repeated, as he began to
reach for his hat. "Say, boss, if you's
gwine to put me on that route 1 doa
want de jb
ob."--Circle 3fagazine.
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Gone Likethe Wind.
Tho old broker touched the :passenger
boy on the shoulder.
"Say, sonny,' ite.. inquired, "didn't I
eingage.,,gnus broths o, hours .ago
to deliver a message and return with
the answer?„
'Believe you +`i,, boss, ° responded the
messenger nonczaatently.
"Well, he said.he would go like the
wind and, I haven't seen him since."
"And you won't see him, boss. Did
you ever sec the wind?" --Chicago News.
To Underwood users throughout the
Dominion we extend our very best wishes
for a busy and pros?erous New Year.
UNITED TYPEWRITER CO.
uitlren
9 Adelaide St. East - TORONTO
Hamilton, Montreal, London, Halifax,
Wiuntpeg, St. John, Edmonton.
An Electric Punkah.
One of the indispensables of torrid In-
dia is the punkah, or large fan, 'which
is operated by a colored servant to se-
cure a draught of air and keep insects
from disturbing the sleeper. The native
is not always reliable, being apt to doze,
and for tide reason efforts liiitve been
made to devise a mechanically driven
punkah. These efforts have failed, ow-
ing to the difficulty of duplicating the
action of the hand norked punkah, the
special value of which consists in the
sudden jerk given the fan by the native
at each turn. Recently an electrically
driven punkah has been devised in which
this jerking motion is perfectly imitated
by a "lath shaped spring" covered with
leather, which slaps the fan to and fro.
—Electrical Review,
ilia M.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Prophecies of 131g Ben.
Big Ben has been stopped three times
by snow freezing on the hands and jam -
rein then. A curious episode in its his-
tory took place ;in December, 1561, just
before the Prince Consort died, when,
owing to the failure of an experimental
piece of apparatus, the clod: struck a
hundred or more strokes without stop-
ping. People who were:unaware of the
cause saw in the oecnrrrinee an omen of
tba great loss which shortly afterward
befell the ra.tidn. Another seneational
prank was played by the eloek on April
0, 18136, when it stopped while Mr. Glad-
stone was making his famous speech in
favor of Hoine Rule for Ireland. This
was taken by some as an augury that
the bill would not pass,, and as regards
the event the prophets were justified.—
Prom the Captain.
Lots of fellows overestimate their
capacity even when they are looking for
trouble.
BANK NOTES IN A DUST BIN.
How They Were Curiously Discovered
and Returned to Their Owner.
Ten 1.,000 franc bank notes, represent-
ing the savings of a woman who lived
at Nanterre, near farts, were hidden by
her in an ala envelrpe, which was placed
in a drawer. en a moment of forgetful-
ness the envelope found its wily into a
dust bin,
In the morning the ragpiekera turned
out the bin, but tossed aside the tatter-
ed envelope without inspection. Some
carters happened to pass that \vay. They
picked up the now mud splashed piece
of paper, ono remarking to the other:
"Perhaps there is a fortune inside!"
They drew out the. notes.. "This is some
fool's pleasantry," they said; so' by way
of revenging themselves on the unknown
jolter and not believing the notes were
genuine they tore them to pieces and
threw them aside.
Two market women came along short-
ly afterward. With the shrewdness of
their class they recognized the scattered
pieces of paper and gathered them up
and took them to the commissary of
police.
There they were pieced together and
it was found that none was missing.
Two hours later the notes so curiously
discovered were restored to their owner.
--London Chronicle.
THE "CH MPIO u 9'
8AS and 9ASOLINE
ENGENES
it must give satis-
faction or you don't
pay for i4.
SOLD ON TRIAL
Is the only Gasoline Engine that you can try
before you buy. I know what the "Cham. -
pion" will do, and I want you to bo fully
satisfied with it before you pay for It. The
prioo is low. Full particulars free.
Weer. Gillespie, 98 Front 5t. E.,TOIWNTO
Mat infectious.
I used to be very much afraid that my
children while playing with others would
be exposed to some contagious disease,
and they were constantly on the lookout
for trouble of this kind.
One day little Louis, aged. 4, came rush-
ing in from the street where she had
been playing with a crowd of children.
In a very excited manner she burst out;
"heel, mamma, two of the Meyers chil-
dren have something, but sister says she
doesn't think we'll catch it, though."
"Well, what is it, darling?" 1 asked.
"It's the pigeon toes," she replied.—
The Decembee Delineator.
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BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanking does not cure children of
bed-wetting. There is a constitutional
cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Sum-
mers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send
free'te any mother her successful home
treatment, with full instrutions. Send
no money, but write her to -day if your
children trouble you in this way. Don't
blame the child, the ehancee are it can't
help it. This treatment also cures adults
and aged people troubled with urine dif-
ficulties by day or night.
Peppermint Farms.
The world's peppermint is grown on
peppermint farms in the neighborhood of
Kalamazoo. Over 300,000 pounds of pep-
permint oil, worth $5 a pound, is pro-
duced annually from the moist and -ink
black soil of southwestern Michigan.
Peppermint farming is simple. The
roots are planted in the spring; the
bushes, which are about 'three feet high,
are cut down in the late summer; the
stilling goes an through August and Sep-
tember.
An acre yields about twenty-five
pounds of oil. The cost of this produc-
tion—planting, weeding, stilling—is
about $15. The oil itself brings $125.
Thus every acre of a pepeprmint farm
gives a profit of $110.—Prom the Minne-
apolis Journal.
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PILES CURED iN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZ() OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind Blooding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to 14 days or oney refunded. Sec,
A Lost Subscriber.
Slips of the tongue are apt to be put
down to bad luck as much, perhaps, as
to poor elocution. A youug man who
was recently eituvassing for subsorip-
tious missed fire in a word, and as a
result was out one commission, He stood
in the front hall, explaining to the lady
of the house the merits of the paper he
was urging upon her.
"The circulation is enormous," he said.
"Every week this periodical reaches
something like 8,000,000 fireplaces."
The woman looked at blur keenly, "I
don't doubt but What you mean fire-
sides," she said. "But 1 guess I won't
take it to -day, thank you."—Youth's
Companion.
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Retribution.
We have a puppy at our hoose,
The cleatreet dog that there could be;
But the variety of things
Ile llke:I to chew amazes me. •
He chewed a hole in mother's dress,
And while she mended it wjth care
Be cralv:ecl behind her, seized the hem
And ehewed a bigger hole down there.
He chewed up one of father's sox,
He chewed some varnish off the door;
Ile chewed the eurtaino, rugs and chairs,
He chewed 'most everything he saw.
I never knew a little dog
Who ate such merlons things as that;
But, still he never came to harm
Until he tried to chew our cat.
Experience purchased by suffering
teaches wisdom, --Latin.
ISSUE NO. 1, 1909
HELP WANTED.
AMBITIOUS DIEM AND WOMEN, WORK
home, spare gine copying and awaking
our advertising mat -mini. Good pay, 141011
weekly: reliable, send stamp. Dept. 0„ Simp-
lex Mfg, 0 London, Oct,
AGENpis WANTED—WHY NOT HA'V6l
the beet looking sample ease, beat goods.
and the best terms. Alfred Tyler, London.
Ont.
FOR SALE.
MODERN HOTEL. FOR SALE.
TRH; MOST REASONABLIE PROPOSITION
ever offered—a golden opportunity to
purchase a modern hotel in the roost prosper-
ous town in Saskatehowan, on the Soo line;
inakos an annual profit of twenty thousand.
'It will require twenty-five thousand 'cash to
handle It. Reasons for seNitng purely domes-
tic. Will consider smaller hotel in exchange
as part payment, W. T. Moiionzie, Royal be-
tel. Weyburn, Sask.
Helping People to Self -Help.
In America we pare jurat learning that
the greatest gift you can give a blind
man is the ability to earn his own liv-
ing. Denmark extends that boon to the
halt and maimed as well ns to the blind.
A workmen crippled in a ,Danish fac-
tory knows precisely what to do. He
goes to the School for Disabled Workers
and learns to support himself without
the lost arm or leg or finger, as the ease
may be. The school has made an exhaus-
tive study oftrade chances for crippled
folk. It provides tools, food, medicine and
free orthopedic treatment for its unfor-
tunate pupils, buys their work as soon
as it is salable and once they know a
trade finds them p,'zsitions.-Woz'Id's
Work.
Motive Power.
"Yee, indeed, I've had many a good
time taking my motor boat out for an
all day fishing trip."
"About how much fluid do you use in
a day?"
"Awa don't ask a man that! How do
you. suppose I know—O, you mean how
much gasoline? About four gallons or
so."
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A Woman's Sympathy
Axe you discouraged? Is your doctor's
bill a heavy financial load? Is your pain
a heavy physical burden? I know what
these mean to delicate woiaen—I have
been discouraged, too; but learned how to
cure myself. I want o relieve your bur-
dens. Why not end the pain and stop the
doctor's bill? I can do this for you and
will If you will assist me.
1SII you need do is to write for a free
box of the remedy which has been placed
in my hands to be given away. Perhaps
this one box will cure you—it has done so
for others. If so, I shall be happy and
you will be cured for 2c (the cost of a
postage stamp). Your letters held confi-
dentially. Write to -da -yY for�__��� my free treat-
ment. MRS. P. E CIT�HAki, Windsor. Ont.
A Joke That Failed.
The smart cockney tourist thought he
would have a joke with the gendarme,
and handed him the restaurant menu
instead of his passport, while his friends
stood by to laugh at the puzzled 'T og-
gie."
But the Prenebman took the docu-
ment with grave politeness, glaneing
keenly at the cockney as if to verify
the description.
Then he read and translated slowly
from the menu: "Calf's head," "pigs'
feet," "pass on, m'sieu—quite correct."—
Exchange.
Don't lie awnee nights,
nervous and feverish,
Ten to one yoursleepless-
ness is Caused by a torpid
liver. A few days' treat-
ment with Celery Xing,
the tonic -laxative, will
make your nights restful
and strengthening.
26 cents, at dealers or by
mail. S. C. Wells & Co., Toronto. our
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According to Contract.
House Owner—You failed to pay your
rent last month. What are you going to
do about it?
Tenant—Oh, I suppose I'll do as you
said when I rented it.
House Owner—What did I say?
Tenant—You said I must pay in ad-
vance or not at all.—Chicago News.
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Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in
Cows.
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A Point Spoiled.
"Why," shouted the orator, pointing
to the national ensign, "why, I ask you,
does that flag hang there? I repeat,
what is the reason that that flag is dis-
played upon these walls?"
As an answer seemed to bo expected,
the janitor rose uneasily and explained:
"The feet is, they wouldn't let me drive
nails anywhere else for fear of cracking
the plaster."—New 'York Herald.