HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1912-05-10, Page 7G RAMPANT ON HIS GATE
THE SAUSAGE KING OF GREAT
IflU:aIN:
One of the Best Known Men in the
United. Kingdom Has rassed
Away.
William Harris, who for a quar-
ter of a century in London (Eng-
land) bore the title of "The Saus-
age King," is dead. He had nearly
completed his seventh decade; he
could neither read nor write, and
never wanted to, and yet he
amassed what is expected to prove,
when his will is made known, one of
the largest fortunes ever reacle, by
any tradesman in London.
It was in 1887 he proclaimed him-
self king of the sausage world, and
when Punch caricatured him and
Judy followed suit, none dared dis-
pute his title.
To ensure his name in full for
posterity the "sausage king" chris-
tened all his sons William, and to
distinguish them they were num-
bered one, two, three. His daugh-
ters, in the same way, were, all
named Elizabeth.
In 1887 he, was summoned for not
sending "his son William" to
school. He promptly took all three
before the magistrate and asked
which one they meant. The School
Board Officer was puzzled, but it
developed it was the eldest whose
education was being neglected.
CHARGED IT TO ADVERTISING
The father explained that he was
teaching his sons his business, and
he thought it would be of more use
to them than going to school. He
was fined half a dollar, but he con-
sidered that the advertisement he
obtained was worth $100,000.
In his own particular line be was
looked upon as a pioneer in adver-
tising. He would remunerate gen-
erously any artist who drew or
painted a novel pig poster. A pig
'winning the Derby with Harris,
sr., on the pig decorated all his
earts, and some of his shop signs.
Outside another shop he had a big
oil painting of his sons, the three
Williams, and a huge gilt figure of
a pig adorned the, iron gates of his
house at Clapham.
On one occasion, when in his shop
at Brighton, a hungry man dashed
ixt 'and caught up a long string of
ages, but he....was caught.
''AMATEUR DOES WELL."
'"Don't lock him up," said Har-
ris, who saw the starving man.
"You want a good sausage meal,
don't you? Well, then, you have
got to ,eat them against me in the
window."
Both got into the window, ,and
before, a large crowd ate sausages
as fast as they were cooked ; but
although the man wasstarving, Mr.
Harris beat him by six sausages.
"I won't lock you up," said the
sausage king. "You have done
very well for an amateur."
When the I3ritish fleet was at
Southend and a friend remarked
ow well the bluejackets looked,
r. Harris replied, "They ought
o; they have had two toms of my
ausages."
.11E QUEEN'S EXAMPLE FELT.
nglish Society Girls Turn to Do-
mestic Science.
Ever since his widowhood, Lord
rzon has devoted himself prin-
ally to the welfare of his three
ung daughters. Periodically a
or is circulated that the distin-
shed widower has chosen a suc-
sor to the stately Mary Leiter.
names of half a dozen eligible
en have been mentioned as the
nd Lady Curzon, but it is his
led determination to remain un-
.ried.
'though prospective • inheritors
brilliant position, with all the
from arduous duties that a
e fortune commands, the Cur -
girls are being educated in a
practical fashion, indeed. Lord
011 is so intent upon inculcat•
he domestic instincts, for in-
e, that he has arranged for
to learn cooking and various
of old-fashioned needle -Work.
s attention to the practical de-
f ordinary life is in keeping
he spirit abroad in the more
d circles of English society,
doubtless due in. some mea -
to Queen Mary's influence.
1 society brides of the imme-
ast were instructed in cook -
ore their marriage. The
s of 4utherland had Lady
ry Leveson -Gower taught
e Scotch cakes and biscuits,
the. Duchess of Rutland's
era know the mysteries of the
as well as their own chef.
, many of these titledfolk,
g Led Curzon himself,
horror of the domestic re-
ttu;f ragette.
ALL CO1E FIWII
TUB SATIE CAUSE
WHY DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
CURE MME. DUFAULT'S
ILLS.
She Had Diabetes, Sciatica, Back-
ache and Meadashe, but Found
Speedy Relief in the•Great Cana-
dian Kidney Remedy.
St. Boniface, Man., May 6.
(Special).—After suffering for three
years from a complication of dis-
eases, Madame Oct. Dufault, of 84
Victoria -street, this city, is once
more in perfect health and Dodd's
Kidney Pills are credited with an-
other splendid cure. Speaking of
her cure, Madame. Dufault says :
"Yes I am again a well woman,
and I thank Dodd's Kidney Pills
for it. I suffered for three years
and I may say I had pains all over
my body. I had sciatica, neural-
gia and diabetes. My back ached,
and I had pains in my head. I was
nervous and tired all the time;
there were dark circles around my
eyes which were also puffed and
swollen, and heart fluttering added
to my troubles.
"But when I started to use
Dodd's Kidney Pills I soon began
to get better. I took thirteen boxes
in all, and I think they are a grand
medicine."
Every one of Madame Dufault's
ailments is a direct result of dis-
eased kidneys. That's why Dodd's
Kidney Pills so quickly cured them
all.
IF
The man who has created more
talk than any other person in his-
tory is the inventor of the tele-
phone.
A Thorough Pill.—To clear the
stomach and bowels of impurities
and irritants is necessary when their
action is irregular. The pills that
will do this work thoroughly are
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills, which
are mild in action but mighty in re-
sults. They purge painlessly. and
effectively, and work a permanent
cure. They can be used without
fear by the most delicately consti-
tuted, as there are no painful ef-
fects preceding their gentle opera-
tion.
More young men might manage
to earn a living if their fathers de-
clined to do it for them.
Somebody has discovered that the
hobble skirt does not prevent a wo-
man from jumping to conclusions.
It Will Cure a Cold.—Colds are
the commonest ailments of man-
kind and if neglected may lead to
serious conditions. Dr. Thomas'
Eclectric Oil will relieve the bron-
chial passages of inflammation
speedily and thoroughly and will
strengthen them against subsequent
attack. And as it eases the inflam-
mation it will stop the cough be-
cause it allays all irritation in the
throat. Try it and prove it.
It is Cri n rr in 1
to Ncg1cct the
S4 ®3�� �l,t t Ilair
THINK of the suffering
entailed by neglected skin.
troubles — mental because
of disfiguration, physical be-
cause of pain. Think of the
pleasure of a clear skin, soft,
White hands, and good hair.
These blessings, so essential
to happiness and even suc-
cess in life, are often only a
matter of a little thoughtful
care in the selection of effec-
tivt remedial agents. Curti-
cu :a Soap and Cuticura Oint-
m ent do so much for poor
complexions, r e d, rough
hands, and dry, thin and
falling hair, and cost so
little, that it is almost crimi-
nal not to use them.
Although Cuticura, Soap and Oint-
ment are sold 'ay druggists and dealers
everywhere, t; 6 postal to "Cuticura,"
Dept. 5M, Boston U.S.A., will secure a
liberal sample off each, with 32 -page
booklet on Skin and Scalp Treatment.
'TES OF THE SHEEPFOLD, r
If the lambs are to befattened
market start them en llttle
in just as soon as they will learn
9'iFp eat it and feed until they go to
he block,
Prime fat lambs cannot be pat
idueed`by alternate grass and grain.
:They roust be pushed to lee on fat
;Glom start to finish,
A man who will keep his sheep in
a muddy lot has small conception of
iiia duty.
A sheep is the most nervous ani-
mal on. the farm and gets into low
condition quickly and recovers
slowly. Therefore, they must be
handled gently and kept in quiet,
clean surroundings.
g.
BADLY ULCERA'T'ED LEG.
TWO.LFFECTIVE COAT SETTS.
Last season's suit may be given
an up-to-date appearance by the
addition of a set of new collars and
cuffs, as shown in the illustration,
The upper set is of black and
white striped taffeta, with over -set
of Irish lace. Below this is a wide
collar of white flannel, trimmed with
tiny buttons to match the suit.
Tommy, aged ten, had a sister
named May, of whom he was very
fond. May had also a lover who was
very fond of her. One night when
their grandfather called he asked
Tommy—"What do you call May's
young man?" "I call him `April
showers,' " said Tommy. "Why,"
asked the old man, "what on earth
makes you call; him such a silly
name as that?" •"Well, you see,"
said Tommy, "he brings 'May
flowers.'
Some persons have periodical at-
tacks of Canadian cholera, dysen-
tery or diarrhoea, and have to use
great precaution to avoid the dis-
ease. Change of water, cooking,
and green fruit, is sure to bring on
the attacks. To such. persons we
would recommend Dr. J. D. Kel-
logg's Dysentery Cordial as being
the best medicine in the market for
all summer complaints. ..If 'a, few'
drops are taken in water when the
symptoms are noticed no further
trouble will be experienced.
GOING TOO FAR.
The Husband—"Well, say what
you will, my dear, you'll find worse
men than me in the world."
The Wife—"Oh, Tom, how can you
be eb bitter ?"
Minard's Liniment Co.. Limited.
Dear Sirs,—Your MINARD'S LINIMENT
is our remedy for sore throats; colds, and
all ordinary ailments.
It never fails to relieve and eure
promptly. CHARLES WIIOOTEN.
Port MuIgrave.
The real thing in honest men is
one who pays the widow that $5 he
borrowed of the late lamented just
before he left this vale of tears.
Protect the child from the ravages
of worms by using Mother Graves'
Worm Exterminator. It is a stand-
ard remedy, and years of use have
enhanced its reputation.
THE PROBLEM SOLVED.
In sinking a. shaft at a colliery
near Doncaster, England, water
was 'encountered. It was pumped
out at the rate of 7,000 gallons. a
minute,, but the supply seemed in-
exhaustible, and the engineers weer)about to give up. But some Ger-
man engineers came to the rescue.
They bored holes around the shaft
to a depth of 400 feet, lined these
with steel tubes, and pumped down
a freezing mixture, which soon
turned the ground and the water
into a great block of ice. Through
this the boring was continued as.
through rock; then the shaft was
lined with iron plates. This done,
warm water was pumped down the
tubes to thaw out the ground gra-
dually. The .frost, wall was'. so
strong that it has required three
months to thaw.
"Eh, dotter," said a gillie of a
small Scotch town to a friend, "he
mann hae been' an extraordinary
man, that Shakespeare. There are
things hae come into hishead that
never would have Dome into mine
at all."
7,ani-fink Cared Her when so Bad
She Had to Use Crutches.
For varicose sores, bad leg, or
chronic ulcers, Zam-Buk is without
equal as a healer. A proof of this
is just to hand from Montreal. Mrs.
T. Edwards, of 164 Amherst St.,
,rites ; "Some time ago a bad sore
broke out on my left leg near the
ankle. For a week or two I did not
heed it, but it got so bad that I
"could hardly walk. I sent for our
doctor, and he told me that I would
have to lay up with the wound. I
did so for three weeks. At the end
of that time the ulcer healed a lit-
tle, but I could only move about by
using crutches.
"The sore then broke out badly,
and the doctor told me that the only
thing that would cure it would be an
operation, and that I should have
to lay up for a year.
"Mv son had cured a bad cut on
his finger by using Zam-Buk, erect
he advised me to give this balm a
trial. I did so, and in less than a
week's time it stopped the pain,
which had been so bad that many
nights I did not get a wink of sleep.
In a very short time the wound was
so much better that I was able
to move about and do my work. I
persevered with Zam-Buk, with the
result that the wound is now per-
fectly cured, and the limb is as
sound and strong as ever."
Zam-Buk is just as good for piles,
abscesses, boils, scalp sores, blood
poison, festering wounds, cuts,
burns, scalds, eczema, eruptions,
and aul skin injuries and diseases.
1I druggists and stores 50c. box, or
ieali`Bek flet,,._ -Toronto; far price.
THE DERIDED OBESE.
"Laugh and grow fat."
"Yes, and then get laughed at."
If one be troubled with corns and
warts, he will find in Solloway%%
Corn Cure an application that will
entirely relieve suffering.
"I saw Pibble standing on a cor-
ner yesterday winding up his. es-
tate." "His estate?" "Yes; a dol-
lar watch."
Whet Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remcdy. No Smarting—Feels
Fine—Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus-
trated Book in each Package. Murine is
compounded by our Ocullats—not a "Patent Mod-
icine"—but used in successful Physielans' Prac-
tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub-
lic and sold by Druggists at 25e and 50e per Bottle.
Marino Nye Salvo fn Aseptic Tubes, 25'e and ile.
Y�ltririe Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Don't be a quitter. There is still
plenty of room in the hall of fame.
Ask for Minard's and take no other.
. INDEMNITY REPAID.
A German statistician declares
that the war indemnity of $1,000,-
000,000, paid by France to Germany
in 1871, has been almost completely
repaid, as German losses at French
gambling resorts have amounted to
$1'4500,000, a year.
PURIFIED HIS U
Ors Morse's Indian Root Pills
'Healed Mr, Wilson's Sores
Wizen the sewers of the body --bowels,
kidneys and shirt ducts—get clogged up,
the 'flood quickly becomes impure and
frequently sores break out over the body.
'The Way to heal them, as Mr. Richard
Wilson, who lives near London, Ont.,
found,, is to purify the blood. I3e
writes:
"For some time I had been in a low,
depressed condition. My appetite left
me and I soon began to suffer from indi-
gestion. Quite a number of small sores
and blotches formed all over my skin. '
tried medicine for the blood and used
many kinds of ointments, but without
satisfactory results. What was wanted
was a thorough cleansing of the blood,
and I looked about in vain for some medi-
cine that would accomplish this.
At last ]Cir. Morse's Indian Root Pills
were brought to my notice, and they are
ene of the most wonderful medicines I
have ever known. My blood was puri-
fied ht't very short bane, sores healed up,
mlyindigestion vanished. They always
have a place in My home and are looked
upon as the family remedy."
1)1. ,Morse's Indian Root Pills cleanse
the sysletu thoroughly. Sold by all
dealers a,i g5c a box. 8
Tll RIG11T WAY
In all cases of
DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, INFLUENZA,
COLDS, ETC.
of all horses, broodmares, colts, stallions, is to
"S011N TH E "
on their tongues or in the feed put Spohn's Liquid
Compound. Give the remedy to all of them. It
acts on the blood and glands. It routes the disease
by expetling•the disease germs. It wards off the
trouble no matter bow they are' exposed." Ab-
solutely free from anything injurious. A child
can safely take it. 5oc and 55,00; $5.5o and $rr.00
the dozen. Sold by druggists and harness dealers.
Uisiributorsr
All Wholesale Druggists
SPO IN MEDICAL CO.,
Chemists and Bacteriologists
GOSHEN, IND., U. S. A.
Paha eah.
MISCELLANEOUS.
101 AY. ale and
WForksARM 9 EeSCALES.ulanndr. WilsonTornnt0's
1. Pe,
L I ANCER, TUMORS, LUMPS, etc. In-
ternal and external, cured without
pain by our home treatment. Write us
before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical Co..
Limited, Collingwood, Ont.
V TON SCALE GUARANTIED. Wilson a
U Scale Works. 9 Esplanade. Toronto.
PURIM
cuteE.s
TWO TARTARS.
Hobb—"Is your wife critical ?"
Nobb—"Frightful ! She is almos
as bad as my 15 -year-old daughter.'
Minard's Liniment used by Physicians.
FARMS FOR SALE.
H. W. Dawson,
WRITE FOR Toronto.
PROOF
Ninety Colborne Street
J1 UNo 1nED tyof ACRES IN CALEDON
eel.
P
�N�EANDTU 0RTWO HUNDRED ACRES IN CALEDO
nadian Branch: Purifico Co., Bridgeaurg, Cnt
FObACH•CLEANE0 ens S its
DYED
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DYES SO
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With Maypole
Soap there is no
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in home dyeing.
Dyes cotton, wool,
silk or mixtures. 24
colors -will give any
shade. Colors 10c.
Black 15e --at your
dealer's or postpaid
with booklet "How
to Dye" from
io8
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A BRIGHT OUTLOOK.
Mrs. Muchblest—I feel uneasy.
The baby hasn't cried all day.
Mr. Muchblest--So do I. He will
probably cry all night.
A Pleasant Purgative.—Parme-
lee's Vegetable Pills are so com-
pounded as to operate on both the
stomach and the bowels, so that
they act along the whole alimen-
tary and excretory passage. They
are not drastic in their work, but
mildly purgative, and the pleasure
of taking them is only equalled by
the gratifying effect they produce
Compounded only of vegetable sub-
stances the curative qualities of
which were fully tested, they afford
relief without chance of injury.
The modern girl is never satis-
fied until she gets a hat too large
for her head and shoes too shall
for her feet.
Keep Minard's Liniment in the house.
THE WRETCH.
"Now that our wedding day is
drawing near," she said, nestling a
little more closely in his arms, "I
am beginning to be awfully fright-
ened. Sometimes I almost feel
tempted to run away and never
come back."
"I didn't intend to tell you about
it," he replied, "but I frequently
feel that way myself."
"Why; Fred l I don't believe you
really love nie. You—you heartless
wretch! I shall never speak to you
again."•
Physical culture doesn't •necessar-
ily make a woman , strongminded
lax UNDRED ACRES—GOOD BUILDIN
• Orchard; near Oakville.
A N IDEAL FARM OF TWO RENDRE
t'9._ and Ninety Acres in Township c
Hilton; ten minutes' walk from Postofft,
or Wharf; Fine Stone House and Go
Bank Barn and Outbuilding. Implemen
included in the price. • Buildings alor
cost nearly as much as price asked. It
a snap.
Minard's Llnirnent Lumberman's Friend.1
FINE THIRTY -ACRE FRUIT FARM.
Good Buildings; well planted:
Dm/des:
riN EN ACRE FRUIT FARM --
Catharines. Catharines.
• WENTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FARr12
IL St. Catharines.
.A LBERTA, SASKATCHEWAN, BRI
.f-). ish Columbia. and Manitoba Ian
in small nr large blocks.
H . W. Dawson, Ninety Colborne Stree
Toronto.
Y 00 AURES IN OXFORD COUNT
seal, elav loam; frame hevr
r•"mher of out -buildings; price, ari.00
1Vi11 exehangP for city, town or villa
nronerty or for smaller farm. Wester
Real Estate, London.
AGENTS WANTED.
A GENTS—SURE MONEY-MAKER I
t% our Dollar Book, "Destruction o
Titanic," best book printed: commiesie
50 ner eent; outfit free; freight paid
credit given; Enclose nostago, ten rent
Nichols Co., Limited, Toronto, Canada.
MALE KELP WANTED.
AILWAY AGENTS, TELEGRAPHER
IA, and Clerks: in great demand throng
out. Ontario end North West. Six mon'h
will qualify you. Day rad broil ceruse
Positions seenred. Free Book 10 explains
Dominion School Telegraphy, Toronto.
FOR SALE.
ONE LARGE PACKAGE OF FANC
silk pieces for patchwork, gun ran
teed best on the market, postage paid, 2
rents. Canadian Household Supply, 13
Simpson Ave., Toronto.
13 ARBER SHOP AND POOL ROOMS
An excellent proposition. Price
52.800; terms. W. R. Scott, Whitewood'
Sask.
EED POTATOES—"DAVII;S' WARRIOR''
L. —highest yielder Guelph tests 1911
bag 53. Liney, Merritton, Ont.
SOME OBJECTOR.
• "Does your wife object when yet
stay out late at night?"
"She couldn't file more objec'
tions, my dear sir, if she were
corporation lawyer."
He Who is most slow in making el
promise is the most faithful in th
performance of it.
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