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.Mrs.Pratley's Opinion
of Her Husband.
"The question is.," said Mrs.
Pratley, "am 1 to have a new
louse, or am •I net?"
p ;"Ohl He shrugged his shoul-
€ dens impatiently, caught up his hat,
and daxted toward the door, But
his wife intercepted him.
"No, you don't, Bill Pratley 1"
"Not until I've, told you what 1
think of you—and that ain't much..
"Then you oughtn't to take
long," he observed.
"You're lazy ! You're mean 1
es You're a fool and a coward! You
haven't got any natural love for
your children. And as for your
poor wife—" Then suddenly she
pawed as a knock came at the
front -door. "Bill," she pleaded in
an, altered tone, "you go and sTee
who it ins, while I make myself fit to
be seen." And she ran into the
back room.
Her husband, with a grin, went
to do her bidding, and did not come
back. When Mrs. Pratley returned
la , to the parlor she found a neighbor,
Mrs. Cantrip, installed there. They
oroogxchanged the usual polite greet -
e of UP.
ie "I hope I haven't come at an
dred•
;n`kward moment, my dear," said
arty 's• Cantrip. "But I thought I
and '; ; rd words between you and your
las 'iiieband."
"Yes, we always use words to talk
ith," said Mrs. Prabley, bridling
t once.
"No offence, my dear. But I
hought Mr. Pratley looked a bit
iid-like, and naturally--"
"Naturally you prefer 'em tame
nd meek and mild, like your own
do d,c1 man."
Mrs. Cantrip flushed red with
rath.
"My husband is a hard-working,
onest man 1"
"No doubt he has to work hard
keep pace with your extrava,-
nee and bad management."
"One thing, there's. nothing mean
out him."
"Nor about mine, Mrs. Cantrip.
ine's the kindest, most genesous-
arteci 1"
firs. Cantrip smiled:
lard you telling"bim. a 1.j
knocked," eau
ob'veil
'he he fled felts the Iuouse,:
dense:ye Be couldn't bare so'
ch flattery."'
"Oh, you listened, then?" sneer -
Mrs. Pratley.
"You don't need to listen to a
horn to hear it 1" was the sting -
reply. "'You're lazy!' I heard
u say.'
"That's a lie!" interjected Mrs.
atley.
"Very likely. What comes from
it lips generally is."
'T mean that it's a lie to say he's
on
t fa
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SHOUT 'THE 115
FP1ON TILE HOUSETOPS
TILA.T .DO>!DD'S 1r,IDN11Y PILLS
CURE SUFFERING WOMEN,,
11lrs.
y
'I suppose that's why you said
es
'I never did say it 1 At least, if
id I never meant to. I Iost my
per. I--"
re. Cantrip titte' ed.
'But when you called him a cow-
" she. continued, "I couldn't
p but feel you were wrong there.
must have had pluck to marry
Savard Tells How They Cured
;EIer Kidney Disease From Which
She had been a Sufferer for Many
.Tears.
• St. Simeon, Doriel, Charlevoix
Co., Quebec, March 11 (Special). --r
Only those who have suffered know
the blessings of perfect health. The
joy that it brings into their lives
makes them want to shout the good
news from the housetops. They
want. other sufferers to know the
road to health. Such is the case
with Mrs. Alfred Savard of this
place.
"I have been a sufferer for many_
years with Kidney Disease," Mrs.
Savard says,• "Reading an adver-
tisement telling what Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills had clone for a similar
sufferer I decided to give them a
trial. Six boxes cured me com-
pletely."
What Dodd's Kidney Pills have
done for Mrs. Savard they have
done for thousands of other suffer-
ers in Canada. The daily papers
tell of cures made by them every
day. They always cure Kidney
Disease and Kidney Disease is the
cause of nine -tenths of the troubles
from which women suffer.
If a liar forgot to do it for a whole
year he would not get out of train-
ing.
"A Grand Medicine" is the ec-
comieun often passed on Bickle's
Anti -Consumptive Syrup, and when
the results from its use are consid-
ered, as borne out by. many persons
who have employed it in stopping
coughs and eradicating colds, it is
more than grand. Kept in the
house it is always at hand and it
has no equal as a ready remedy. If
you have not tried it, do so at once.
rs. Pratley laughed hysterical -
Let ing tell you, ma'am," said
"that there never was a man
re fond of his home and his wife
his children than my Bill is.
ry night when he comes home
finds me, waiting----"
'Al, my husband never keeps me
tints! Ire's got too much re-
ct for me."
If he'd got as much respect for
.as what you've got for yourself
nd that's precious little T
li le o
r you
ldn'tt wear a hat like that -he'd
e a sight too much 1"
After all," murmured Mrs,
trip, "I don't sse why I should
in this house to hear my has -
d run down."
You don't need to stop here,
;'11 hear just as bad about him
ever you go," said Mrs. Prat -
"Everybody knows what he
Yes, I know what he is," flashed
s. aanti ip- "And glad I am for
And you know what your hus-
d it, for I heard you tell him.
orgy taught to make ,you."
nd-.with:'this parting shot she,
ineed cut of the mons, re-admit-
M''r, Pratley, who, returning to
scene of the conflict, found a
ngely chastened and dutiful
awaiting hirre—London. An-
.
es.
MA.RCOISI'S IiIU`l
Gugilielmo Marconi, the wire/
wizard, who has been much in
publics 'eye lately by eeaaon of
part he has played, in the ,;war
tween Italy and Turkey and bees,
of his reported discovery of mast
wireless, had an Irishmother,
naturally possesses a sense of
mor,
The first time Marconi visited'
WHY ORU'ST IS BEST.
.,at the crust ofbread in prefer-
CR to the crumb. This is the ad -
e %of The Lancet, for a century
more a sort of doctors' Bible.
it London medical publication
is , that analysis shows that the
exult b contains on an average 43
r cent, of moisture, while the
t
s,00ntainss• only 20 per cent,
important dietetic difference
betiteen crust and crumb is eke fact
that the former contains an in-
reared amount of soluble carbo-
,k4 drate,s owing to the •notion of in-
trense`1heat which the crust receives
eoiripared with the crumb during
baking. ' Moreover, the crust has a
more: pronounced bready flavor
than the crumb,, a flavor which is
attractive and which stimulates the
ow of digestive juices.
h , A. FIRElLVN' S PERIL.
KITCHENETTES.
A -cook who keeps in the damper
deserves a kitchen that keeps out
the damp.
Treat your servants well, for, in
ease of good ones, fintlin sic not.
essaral/ keoprngsa
A maid goes ° out to servie h oee`
rr'iage—then she goe9 into it.
A good mistress may be born—a
good servant must always be, made.
It is more pleasant to give than
to reeeive this is especially true of
notices.
Give your servants a good table,
and they will be less apt to eke out
the same with the family skeleton.
A maid shouldn't try to dress like
her mistress, for if she fails, she
only loses her temper, and if sae
succeeds, she only loses her place.
If- you talk before your servants
as though they were deaf, you will
soon find out that they are not
dumb.
Each year 3,000 foreign waiters
find situations in Great Britain.
ix
an is" said to be subject to over
different diseases. -,
bigger the sign a rii7.n has to
there is behind it.
DASH SO DAD BABY
CAME NEAR DYING
Head Broke Out Spread to Arms,
Legs and Entire Body. ►tched So
He Would Scratch Until Blood Ran.'
One Box of Cuticura Ointment and
Nearly One Cake of Cuticura Soap
Cured Him. Has Had No Return.
"When my boy was about three months
old, his head broke out with a rash which
was very itchy and ran a watery fluid. We
trued everything we could but he got worse
all the time, till it spread to his arms, legs
and then to his entire body. He got so bad
that he came near dying. The rash would
itch so that he would scratch till the blood
ran, and a thin yellowish stuff would be all
over his pillow in the morning. I had to put
mittens on his hands to prevent him tearing
Isis skin. He was so weak and run down that
he took fainting spells as if he were dying.
Ile was almost a skeleton and his Utile hands
were thin like claws.
"He was bad about eight months when we
tried Cuticura Remedies. 1 had not laid him
down in his cradle in the daytime for long
while. washed him with Outicura Soap and
put on one application of Cuticura, Ointment
and he was so soothed that he could sleep.
Yeti. don't know how glad 1 was he felt better.
It took one box of Cuticura Ointment and
pretty near one cake of Cuticura Soap to cure
him. X think Mar boy would have died but
for the Cuticura Remedies and 1 shall always
remain firm friend of them. Ile was cured
'more than twenty years ago, and there has
been no return of the tiouble. -, I shall be
glad to have you publish this true statement
of his cure." (Sigued) lire. M. C. Maitland.
Jasper, Ontario, May 27, 1010.
Por more than a generation mothers have
found a speedy, agreeable and economical
treatment for thelt'skin-tortured little ones
In Cuticura Soap and. Ointment, • Although
they ate sold by druggists and dealers every-
here,a;1iberalsanipleof-each may be obtained
tree, from the "Totter Tlrug 8t' Chem. Corp.,
sole propa,. 53 ColurrIbus .Ave., Boston, U,S,A.
Mr. G. ]Marconi.
IClow Zl m-:Buk Delivered Rim.
Et 215 Fraser Ave., Edmonton,
sta,,. lives W, P. Matey, a former
terubor of the local fire brigade,
to has wonderful cause to be
t
:Alai lei for the curative powers of
Zem-Bek. He says: "A. serious
akin disease broke out on my face,
axil Mpieacl until I was in a. terrible
state The .spots and little ulcers
ronto, some years ago, he was given w t r frightfully irritating, and yet
a big banquet. One of the 'speak-
ers.
speak wsllell t'cratehed or rubbed they bled
ers. a prominent citizen, in heap.- and' 'smarted. Shaving caused me
ing eulogies on the guest. by a slip sa°' Y1 and sometimes I would have
of the tongue,used the wordito,-go. two• weeks without a shave.
"done" when hshould -have said I. trlecl home-made remedies, herb
"did." Signor Marconi's English sallies., and various other prepare -
is excellent, and in the course -of trees, but the sores got no better.
his speech he remarked, in refer- When • Zam-Buk was mentioned I
ring to a phase of his work: "1 Wattle faith that it would be able
scarcely know how I did—I mean, to; do me any 'good. I gave it a
done it." There was a twinkle in
his eye, and everybody roared.
HIS TRAINING.
"Well, boy, what do you know
Can you write a business letter?
Can you do sums i"
"Please, sir," said the applicant
for a job, "we didn't go in very.
much for those .studies at our
school. But I'm fine on beadwork
or clay modeling."
CRIPPLED WITH RHEUS1ATtSM.
82 University Street, Montreal.
•
"Just a -word of praise for GIN PILLS,
About fifteen months at;a I could not walk the
across pie room, suffering severely with ,be
rheslljaatisni 1 took 41N PILLS and be
ratpmp.<.FcaLre -Xw4t1' -
fair;trial, however, and the first box
*de such a wonderful change for
the better that it gave me encour-
e argent to continue. I did so, and
to out a long story short, Zara-Buk,
in the end, quite cured me."
Zam-Buk cures eczema, blood
poison,' ulcers, chronic sores, piles,
ringworm, cold sores, cuts, burns
and akin injuries. .A.11 druggists
asld' stores at 50c box, or post free
from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto, for
price. Refuse substitutes.
0 ,t 7T EL T+0*(45!
• TOO TENUOUS.
There is only one family line in
con t ry which can bear the
irkif put...unon it-"
Write us for free sample of Gin Pills to , An That is Prized Every -
try. Then g €
et the regular size boxes at thele. -.1`)r. Thomas' Bcleetric Oil
9; was put apon the market without
any nourish over thirty years ago.
It , *as put" ftp to meet the wants of
a small section, but as soon as its
merits became known it had a whole
continent for a field, and it is now
known acid prized throughout this
hemisphere. There is nothing equal
to it.
your dealer's, or direct from tis-50es
box, 6 for $$2.50. Money refunded if GIN
PILLS fail to cure. National Drug &
Chemical Oo. of Canada, Limited, Depart.
ment W.L„ Toronto.
NOT HIS FAULT.
Liveryman (to rider)—` [Here,
what's this? Half a dollar 1 Why,
you've been out two hours."
Rider—"So I may have, but I've
been on the brute's back only about
ten minutes."
The Best Liver Pill.—The action
of the liver is easily disarranged.
A sudden chill, undue exposure to
the elements, over -indulgence in
some favorite food, excess in drink-
ing, are a few of the causes. But
whatever may be the cause, Par -
melee's Vegetable Pills can be re-
lied upon as the best corrective that
ean be taken. They are the lead-
ing liver pills, and they have no su-
periors among such preparations.
The only time a henpecked man
is allowed tet head the procession
is when his wife thinks she hears
burglars downstairs.
As a safe -guard buy nothing in
the baking powder lisle unless all
the ingredients are printed on the
label. The manufacturers of the
brands of baking powder in which
large quantities of alum are used,
are afraid to print the ingredients
on the label as no person would
buy it at any price. Magic Baking
Powder is pure and guaranteed not
to contain alum.
CELESTIAN SWATS.
Mrs. Willis --I suppose that in
heaven we will be disappointed in
not finding certain people there.
Mrs. Gillis—Yes. Btit we'll be,
more disappointed at finding cer-
tain people there. '
RE WAS DEAF.
Old Lady—"I want you ` to change
that parrot I bought from,; you -he
doesn't speak at all, and you said
he'd repeat every word he heard."
Shopman—"Yes, madam, and so
he-would—but you took him in such„
a hurry that I hadn't time to .tell,'
you he -wasdeaf."
ginned s Linliitent num
VERY WELL PLEASED.
Collector—"Say, look here! I'm
tired of calling here about this
bill!"
The Debtor—"Well, I'm mighty
glad to hear it."
On. the new Cunard liner, Laco-
nia, which is now in the course of
construction, passengers may have
moulits on mechanically -driven
home.
Only One "BROMO QUININE."
That Le LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
World over to Curef a Cold in One DE. ay. 25e
c.
Tommy-Huh1 Ir bet you didn't
have a good time at your birthday
party yesterday. Jimmy—I bet I
didl Tommy Then why ain't you
sick • to -day ?
Mlnard'e Liniment Cures Burns, Eta
TWO TOGETHER".
It does seem hard to understand
each
at.
fact
wag-
whY some people marry
other," remarked the Sociologi
"I suppose it's due to the
that misery loves company,"
:ab^
HIS WAY.
"I won't defend nd a man whom I
believe to be guilty." "Now, my
boys" said the older lawyer, "you
mustn't : set your judgment up
against that of the majority. I
hate defended plenty of men whom
I believed to be guilty, but the jury
decided otherwise,"
Comfort foe the Dyspeptic.—
There is no ailment so harassing
and exhausting as dyspepsia, which
arises from defective action of the
stomach and liver, and the victim
of it is to be pitied. Yet he can
find ready relief in Parmelee's Ve-
getable Pills, a preparation that has
established itself by years of effec-
tive use. There are pills that are
widely advertised as the greatest
ever compounded, but not one of
them can rank in value with Par -
melee's.
ITS MORAL.
"The thermometer is
men in one respect."
"What is that?"
"When it once begins to
it falls by degrees."
much Iike
drop
take
a
s
ISSUE 12-42
Marion Bridge. C. B„ May 30, '02.
I have handled MINARD'S LINIMENT
during the past year. It is always the
first Liniment asked for here, and un.
questionably the best seller of all the
different kinds of Liniment I handle.
NEIL FERGUSON.
A. grl° ksassys e `,
be lrtst c eolur„ -
are.
•
H. W. • DAWSON, Ninety Colborne'Street,
Toronto.
F ORT' i'. ' ACRE FRUIT EARN.--NEAH
191 Niagara River, well planted. Reverrica
1911 nearly thirty per cent, oft price
asked.
A BEAUTIFUL FARM OF TWO ri
HU -
Bred and ninety acres on St.
Toseph's Island, with fine house, up -to-
date barn and outbuildings. Owner wiphes
to devote his time to other business, so
will sell cheap for quick' Pale. Full pia
titulars furnished on application.
J' UNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN A'' RE;1
in Norfolk County; six acres fru'';
up-to-date house: new bank barn; a very
desirable property at a bargain.
HUNDRED AND FIFTY ACRES—WITH
good house; two barna; ten aures
orchard; in County Peel. A real snap,
0 NE HUNDRED ACRES—GOOD HOUSE
and outbuildings; near Teesw^ter.
A first-class farm worth the money.
AN IDEAL FARM OF TWO HUNDRED
acres in County of Wellington, with
fine brick house: good outbuildings; cars
be bought on ease terms.
Tis HUNDRED ACRES IN COUNTY
J1t' of Simcoe, with Hundred Acres Good
Timber; 20 acres apple orchard; good
Frame house; two Barns. Can be bought
right.
mwisNTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FARM—
!. Near St. Catharines; Brick House;
Barn; twenty acres planted. Can be
bought very reasonable.
O7NE OF THE BEST FRUIT FARMS IN
�Q.St. Catharines District --Fifty acres.
thirty of which are planted; Elegant
House, also Cottage and fine outbuildings.
Will be sold on easy terms.
FORTY ACRES — ST. CATHARINES --
Bungalo and Cottage and good out-
buildings. Thirty-four acres Planted in
fruit, and a money maker. The owner
wishes to retire and anxious to sell.
ir HAVE MANITOBA. ALBERTA. SAS.
katchewan and British Columbia
lands, both improved and unimproved, in
quarter, half or whole sections, also in
larger lots up to five hundred thoupand
acres. If thinking of investing in West-
ern lands it is to your interest to consult
me.
',hones: Main , 6990, Park 527. H. W.
DA , ON, Teresa• ,
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
Your druggist will refund money if PA''O oi'rr-
lvf t;N'1' fails to pure any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 0 to 14 days. 500
Did you ever hear of a woman giv-
ing to charity the money she had
saved up with which to buy a hat?
Minard's Liniment for sate everywhere.
The cheapness of Mother Graves'
Worm Exterminator puts it within
reach of all, and it ean be got at
any druggist's.
Over a hundred thousand pedes-
trians pass over London Bridge in
one day, while the number of ve-
hicles which cross this bridge ex-
ceeds twenty thousand.
Astronomical observations in
China were carried on as far back
as 2353 B. C.
Try Murine Eye Remedy
Whe
No Smarting—reels 101 nc—Acta Quickly,
Ire.Try Ittor lted, weak, watery Z+; es and
a' Granulated lyetids. Ittustrated nook
1n each Package, DIUitl$E Is eom-
Eke ' pounded by our oculists -seta ',Patent
stediutne" but used In successful I'hr,t-
1 man care, Now
q�� clone matt ce r r y y
y/ f' Uedleatsd to the Pobllo and ,old by
CareBye
Druggists et etc -60e pec Tuebottle. aturtno
atyo Salve in Aseptic Tnbee,- 25c -66o,
c Murine Eye Remedy 0o., Chloapo
The sun never shines for a m.an
whose only joy is money.
Running the furnace can teach a
man about as many swear words as
anybody can learn. -
No man or woman should hobble
painfully about because of corns
when so certain a relief is at hand
as Holloway's Corn Cure,
11I,5 FAVORITE PARABLE.
A country clergyman on his round
of visits interviewed a youngster as
to his acquaintance with Bible
stories.
"My lad,rr he seal, "you have, •',f
crnirse, heard of r al ables l"
"Yes, sir," shyly answered ;he
boy, whose mother had instructed
hint in sacred history, "yes, cir."
.t,pood,' • said the - clergyrnnn.
"Now, which of them do you like
the best?"
The boy squirmed; but at last
heeding his mother's 'frowns he
replied :
"I guess •I like that one where
somebody loafs and fishles."
Minarti's Linitnent Kleiloves tisuratgia.
ronto.
r 3 acid TeIegrap re a: -0
n. • We qualify you eurekly
in denude, Prete Book 18 ex -
Dominion school Telegraphy, To -
SOUVENIR POST CARDS,
C1 END 10o. FOR 15 BEAUTIFUL, POST
1.'1 Cards, all different. Agents wanted.
Smith Card Co., Parry Sound.
MISCELLANEOUS.
HAY and FARM SCALES. Wilson's
Scale works, 9 Esplanade. Tut onto.
d y ANCER, VIrelORS. LUMPS, eta Itr
. ternal ak exrvr-1:,1, cured without
pain by oar imam treatment. Write us
before t,Call late.
Willman
il man Medical Co..
Limited.
de, TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson
!D Beale Works, 9 Esplanade, Tort -into.
Your } _ vercoats
and faded Sults would look batter dyed. if no agent of
ours in your towe, writs diroat,to Montrowl, Box 158.
Orltlsh Arnersaaan Dyeoing Co.
The Soul of a Piano lathe
Action, insist on the
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e
Testimonials from all
parts of theone yearworld., Over
1,000 in
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