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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1924-01-10, Page 8The Winglimn Mvattce t. WinollPera, OlrieRletee fayery Thursdae Morning] A. 0 Se11134, Publeaner letilsecription. epees. One leer, 62900; Inautbs, $1.00 let saveace. Sedltertising rates on epplicati°n. etevertleements without specific de Feetions will be insegted nude terbie and charged accordingly. Changes tor contraet edvertlee- eaents be le the office by neon, e clay. BUSINESS CARDS Wellington Mutual Fir InStaranee Co Established 1.840 Head Office, Guelph Risks taken on all claeses ot thee. ance at reaeonable rates. ABNER. COSe.INS. Agents Wingelane WIN ADVAN010 liDLEY HOLMES ARRISTER. SOLICITOR, 'ETC, ylotory end Other Bonds Bought and Sold. Office---Niayor Block, WIfeehare BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR R. VANSTONE Money Ito Loan at Lowest Rates. WINGHA.11.1 MK 4 HIeeHWAYS SAF'4 VOR MOTORIST AND IPEDBSTRIAN. The latest figures on automebile ace brake, and the drives were reeleteen cidents for the last year indieate that to report back with the deee,ctive breke the number of vietiene is on the in I •fi-xecl for re-inspectiosi. In 2,23'e eeeee crease. Consequently it is high time both brakes were defective and the that some resolutions be put an feet which will d.ecidedly lessen this slaughter of humeri, lives. For the pedestrian 1 suggest the followieg resolution: , "In 1924 1 will be thoughtful as I amble along the public thorouglafare. I will carefully observe traffic rules that have been passed in the interest of my safety. I will co-operate with erivere were fined, the penalty usually being e2e. INSPECTION OF MIA -Kele: it A brake inspection squad a ten po- licemen has aceomplished this work. They. were toicl to stop, delversof cars, particularly a the hea.vy type, Make rennireg tests or brake e and steering gears; and, if found faulty, to see that they -Were put in good,con- motoriets. I will -watch street caee and dition staad in the safety zone when, waiting Their method is first to signal an foe them. I will keep to the right and approaching truck or other motor ve- avoid jay walking. VESotarrioN Y mOroniST. Then let the motorist resolve as fol - serve signals. will co-operate withi man making a note of the distance it hicle to stop. One man gets ot ti seat of the ear by the driver'," and, undee his instructions, the driver will lows: "I will think ahead. I will obi proceed to start and stop, t e pa tol d trians I will demonsteate my, takes the can to stop under various pe es . erating a car in traffic. I will keep At a epeeeel of 10 miles an hour a ahn ability te drive skillfully before opispeeds. ne in good working order." 9 f eet. at 15 miles within 20 'feet; at FOUR LEGS The good old h rze I used to drivel rsometenee wish he wee° alive; he emmethitg lacked of pep and pow,er, he hit up zeven mileti anisette. He had his fa -alts, I must allow; but so has every eheen and cew, He'd, sometinies cut up menkey slines, and ver-ae hia tail areued the 'Mee, end use his feet, with iron eeles, ,to kleke the dashbeaae of holes, and driven batty by the filet; he'd grip the bit apd clese his 'eyes and try to climb a ,s , Dob - barbed wire fenee, an .animalebereft of eense. But taking Deb - bin pro and con, len sometimes eorry that he's gone; when my „ old bus is full of tugs, WI far/teas in the sparking A eg ,,evli n tires blow oat or strings break down, sonie fetteeeegen leagues . from town; when I am stalled for lack of ges, a long night in the rain to pass; King Richard'e pleeint I then indorse: "My tee cent kingclom for a horse!" When metercycle cops dravemear and was pushing my old wain earn° sixty parasangs or so, where tell me that I must appear before the jurist and explain why 1 and sceptre for a horse!" When reckless drivers hit ray car and thirty is the clip to go, I cry aloud in my remorse, "My crown from it e bearings knock the te,r, and 1 arn Itraticked about a vers,t,; I'cry aloud, artiid the gorse, 0 , ete theternyanink seapende.re burst, "My 'silver .coekeeieeeefiee, e'horse! • Sillkors? Sbalk) $mtise. The Boaee of Trade 'weary now be- ne held In London ; ieto the altelline- Eteneeseef the loes of the Ill-fated Tre- vesse: ilea elvep another opportunity foe tlie retelling of one a the greatest epics of the sea. . That amazing "sixth." sense which , enabled forty-four men to navigate two small boats for nearlY 2,000 miles over the Indiee Ocean is something feW lauds -men. eppreciate. Sea .instInet e,realite. A sailor pan feel his ship under him like a liv- ing thing. He knows its meo evell erhen he is asleep in his -bunk. 'He can tell by the feel of 'the deck under hie On her at nigetstee "curl orbed raoon iseetoWe Iced pool e that rairrer hack a dim re- flection. Gaunt shadowed syreenetey of leaf and • weed,. 'rest aeabeeques Am:ether important factor in the sail- , sel. As soon ai he eoes on board he snowS, good or badeship. But cennet des,- perfection. , cr - the difference hi these smells. Bleached silken grasses,- patter Although all the compliCated naviga- wind strewn seed tion instruments of the , modern liner With all unconseicias grace. . threeteri t,s kill his eietli sense, the —Marie Brunie Gila Thureday, Iantilarr 10, 19,14. 'VViPter 13eNitty. ni lime the, 'proud mile bsauty • cone scions earth nricites' fallow fields , 'geld, • eteeete Ole bowlder gems in einge ef feens And spends, nor entities' her wealth.. • , When pride is overcome by winter* , dearth, preoccupied, in guarding life from eeld, Herth dogs not heed when beaireeel ghost returns And fills'her hand by stealth. ailed feet if ths eeego is stewed properly mad the weight equally distributed. He ma,y not be an expert stevedore, and he knows nothing about reetacen- trie height, buthe has an. instinct for theee things.. • of lace. or's• sixth eense, is the smell of a ves- She eseare the vast enchantment of the can tell by her emell -whether she is a Rayed wheele and sieve/ star of brief sailer still • rethiae his stren,ge,senst- • ees-e—,stee---,.--- tivenese, and When he retires from his • Elizebeth Wins: naele beeelgee• est is. elle favorite name. erelong . . • ot ist. a human barometer end can foretell the giris of to•-deee4 ' ' -• • „ the approach bf wind, rain, or snow A census of girl students the fa - Gardens and the Thing• s a long before the Meteorological Office mous eseelle.sley College, Boston, Mae' tInal inechanical features of my rel iaa-1 car, p , _.__________„ to ass the test reust stop ea in miles an hour within 58 feet. This me draw sweet sustenance „froni the Grow in Gardens. For the we he leads thessalior has to the .surosris of the,authorities, that If the public, both pedestrians and 20 miles, within Se feet, and at 25 , Tree Doom. motorists, would make such eesolu- dons for 1924 and, taking then) seri- ously, would really try to carry them out, many thousands of homes would be spared the sadness such as has been brought about in the past by auto- mobile accidents. IVIunicipalities aleo have some re- sponsibilities in this matter. Ordi- nances can be passed foe 1924 which Will help the peosile in carrying out their resolutions. Some very good re- sults along this line have been accom- plished by the Bureau of Safety of New Yoek City. This bureau has been inspecting brakes of cars to see if the owners have complied with the local regulations. The bureau has just closed its first year's work, arid during the last twelve months '73,635 motor vehicles on the streets have been inspected. Of test is made with both the foot and the earth emergency brakes, and if either braise without devouring meat that's slain; will not stop within these distances at with casing bark to fit one's girth the ,speedeeneieated the brake is eon- Ancl stand unheased in wind, Bela, Sidered detective. rah, Gardens and t.tte things that g;re • gardens, I like them all! In. summer, peas and bea loupes ' And squash in fall. ia to be made of very T1Th tough stuff, but un- "Elizabeth" nevi heads the list; and detneath hie rough hide,he always re- that, of- a clase nuriabering 4n:there' , rnains a, eland of nature, a strangely are twenty-six girls of that nerne. and most responelve heart In the those whohiser them include: Dorothy, world. and cantee. sentient creature, with the warmest other names and the number of Gradt.ate Royal College apiritual affairs. "My dear, I belie you eay your prayers every night before going to R. G. ROSS sort of activities municipalities ca.n And a green color for a. face; To have ------a-ves inetead of hair This is ' only an indication of the ir_terest themselves in if they are real- Never to. move through life elzewhtre ly anxious to protect their eitizenstBut root forever in one place, from accidents. Theee are numerous' 0, what a strange life there must be others that might be incorporated in.I In a broad, earth -rooted tree! the New Year's resolutions of the I municipal officials which will take' And yet, men say, when stricken sore, . i • 20; -"Mary, 18; Katheeliee 18; Eleanor, of 17; Marion, 16; 1-lelen, 15; Margaret, raduate University of Toroeto 15; Lmulee, 12; Ruth, 11; Frances, 11; Facuity of Dentistry Gardens. and- the folks 'het work in gard.ens, , They are ray eriends. Along some garden evalk•I visit and talk, Till auteune, ends. OFFICE oVER H. E. Ise.RD'S STORE Alice, 3,0. lelioda, 3; Dorothea 2; . Amuses the Horses. He was a raw rearu.it, just enrolled in a, crack cavalry regiment, anC1 ,waS :paying his first -visit to tile riding ei1001. "Here's your horse," said the in - [Centel surgeons , ..Tuliet, e. ----.------- Lea mother,, who was partieular about Quite Safe. B Sc., eale, C.M. A. little girl went to see her grand - W. 11. itAhl Special attention paid to diseasee of Women and Children, having taken ltgraduate work in Surgery, Bac- teriology and Scientific. Medicine. Office in the Kerr Residence, between the Queenei Hotel end the Etaptiat Church. ea business given earetul attention. Phone 54. P.O. sox 113 kite!,,I)i. C. 11:, Ili() IVI.R.C.S. (Eng). L.R.c.P. (Lend). PHYSICIAN AND SURGEOS (Dr. Chisb.oines old sta.nd) nd DR. R. STE AR Graduate ot uneveceity of Toronto, Faculty of medleiee; Licentiate o' the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons. Office Entrance: OFFICE IN CHISHOLM BLOCK SIOSEPHiNE STREET PHONE 2e br. Mart C. Calder this number 10,517 had one defective . . Trees shever a space just ae they're felled; • A sentinence sweeps their inmost core operation by motorists, pedestrians quelled -- and community officials will greatly As if, from base to crowa, they tried —Harry Kemp. care of those people who haven enough interest in public safety to co- operate willingly.. A combination. of care and co - That by their downwa,re rush is' reduce met.or accidents in 1924. I-Iere To walk but once before they died! is a triangle a poever that should get irito action at once. Two Causes. 00.06•02.••••fimemarne...sporentil*••110*.*.:*0**....*..........•••eamoosammarilavap. General Practitioner Graduate University of Toronto. Faculty of Medicine, office --Josephine St. twe doors Boatel of BrunswiCk Hotel. Telephones--01thee 281, Residence 151 Osteophatic Physician My Radio,. When earth is iron hard with frost And skies portending enow, I love to sit beside the fire And hear my radio. It tells me of the barren wastes eVlaere summer never smiles, Alaska's frozen hills of. gold, Tbe gray Aleutian lees. No station do I have to call Nor to a wave length tune, But I can listen to the pines Along the Mohawk croon. The rush of icy Arctic seas Where terrible and white, The bergs are moving crowned. rays, Sapphire and chrysolite. VIM 11 a, T1 mcoullI) V. 8. Utilljauli, - 0ST7.F.0PATHIC PHYSIC1A.N All Diseases Treated. Office adjoining, residence next Anglican Church on Centre Street. Open every day except Monday and Wednesday afternoons. Osteopathy Electricity Phone 272 DRUGLESS PHYSICIANS Dr. J. A FO)C CHIROPRACTOR Office Hours: 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 pen, Wednesday After130011S by Appoint- ment only. Telepone 191. with A Good Answer. Condescending Lady (to her -part- ner)—"My b.usband is very jealous, se' I only dance with exceedingly plain people." The partner—"It's a good system; I follow it." No agriograras break in upon The monologues that speak Of snowy plain and frigid lake, And still uncoequered peak„ No static trouble steps glissade,s, Or blurs arpeggias, My radio's the winter wind blows. _ --Minna Irving. DR. W H. eINNES • Not to be Spelled. He had juet obtained a job at some diseases and disorders of t e • railway works. I This is the overshadowing news of the "What's your name?" asked the world ot medicine. :What this means timekeeper. to the ten -billion -a -year crime problem "Patrielt Cahill," Wae the reply. 1 is beyond immediate erase, says a "How do you spell it?" inquired the New York magazine. Its importance other. 1, to all mankind is incalculable. The Irishman seratehee his head It it almost childisll now to repeat thoughtfully. "Indade, 01 don't that something is wrong with the -know, sore," he said. "Oi never shpelt mind of every criminal. Men' do not It, all' me father he never shnelt it break laws for the protection of men, either, Faith an' Oi don't think it and in the face of almost certain de - was ever intended to be shp'elt at all., tection'and fearful punishment, unless Put it down without shpellin', sore.' 0 • Ws—, e -e -e esee "I say, Tom, are you troubled with 'sleepleesnese?", "I am. Some nights I don't sleep three hours,' replied Tom. "I pity you, then," remarked, Bill. "I've got it, awfully had. I've been of- flicted now foe' about two years. The doctor calls it "nenrio insomnia para- laxitise '" Tomtgrunt-ed, and said:--- el've had it about six • months; .bat we call it aliaby." Family Pride., "You should always be clean in your •person," wrote one boy; 'anon the sula And *hen it's -wintertime I read A catalogue of garden seed. ject of personal hygiene, 'especially on gymnasium days, because if you broke •your leg or ,anything you wouldn't want your family disgraced all over the town by an unclean skin." Emphasizing the Plate. Content makes poor men rich silver." ; How lovingly she regards her table , "Contem-plates it I'd ,say." content makes rich men poor. stmomacom...comomasedemamenv•anommmilemo...m.g..e.....n't..ton.aumormai....... C. Cheks structor. The , receuit advanced, took the bridle gingerly, and eXamined-,his sn.ounth , wit' great, carp. • Keep. Your e . , • "What's it got this strap around it 'A school teacher had found her clase for?" he asked poleting to the girth. of boys relEnglish compositions. At, last elm' emillYe., "you Se,eeeall our horses 'have 'uctant in their writing of "Well," explained the instructor, sbl- conceived a• great idea to stimulate a keen., sense of humor, and as they their interest—to write an account of scmetirnes have eudden ffts of laugh - a ba,11 game. • ter when they see the recrlits tryihg med that she was succeseful. i to ride, we put bands around them to keep them front busting their sides!" dis- With one exception, the boys threw tbemselvee at the task and evolved youthful masterpieces. 'I'he ba,ckwara one cheered reluctantly at' his pen and was struck by a buret of genius. When the teacher opened his paper, it read: "Rain --no game.' •" Looked Like It. The Waif—'Say, Mr. Pouter Pigeon did you swallow a toy balloon'?" A Thick Skin indeed. A Young travelling salesman in Eng- land -was dn his first trip to get orders. At Plymeuth, says Mr. G. B. Burgin in Many "Memories, he met an old com- mercial teaveler, • who expressed his interest in the young .man and asked • him how he had fared. •- • 'Badly," the young ruan replied. "I was Insulted ineIyery place I visited." "That'is strange," said the old tree veler, "I have been on the road forty years; I have had My gametes- flung into the street; I have been aa.ken bY • the scuff of the neck and pitched down- stairs; I don't -deny that I have been , rolled in the gutter; but insulted:— never!" bed?" said' the old lady. ' 'No, gren'ma," replied the ,young- ster. • ."Why, dear! Aren't you afreid -bed go to ea without a,sking that. the good angelse shall Watch, over you'dur- ihg the starkness of night?" • "No; grehensa. 'Pm not afraid, 'cause sleep ' in the mirldle.e,.,.. • Doctors are now teeatiag and euring had not yet guessed the secrets of the en _____. le _ El .C.....lith,____ •--Dy.t-arw al ei, e a,ae. .- ___._ ly dependent on him. He canie bank eaten. the night before and had had no , . worriedandharried, and was given a breekfast' that morning. He paused the eildocrines and of their influence position in a Wall Street broker's -of- before a :jeweler's window. He stood upon every function of the nervous fice. . - • . hesitantly in the doorway, with ae re systena promises to revolutionize our The strain continued, " foe the pay eolve half ferrned. Then' the telephone whole understanding of human ben- was small, the mother- In. bad health. bell.. rang, and the 'jeweler walked td havioe. ,• The elemeht of woery vva.s never ala the rear.ofethe store to ,answer. The • "We know now that many men cone- sent from the bop's mind. A hardier young man, slipped, into the. shop and. mit crime,s because their thytoid type would not ba.ve „been affectee, knocked him down with, the:pipe: glands or otber glands are out of 'or- But this boy was fine, of spotless re-.. At .lie saw thesman fall, all control. der. It is now certain that these putation, devoted to his Mother, and lett the boy. .1 -le made no attempt glands control the activities of our o . _ . e either, to rob the store or to flee, and , nerves altogether, including the work- It happened that an olcler employee he was arrested, . "This Means that science has churn of' this young 'man and soon cynical. to say .that the boy sinfply brought the matter of human conduct tempted him. He luta a tip that a cer- committed a preraeditated assault., but or misconduct down to a physiological tale stock 'would go skyrecketing and lost his nerVe at the sight of a falling . Couldn't Possibly Have se al,u,ch. Friend—"But, my dee,r, yeas. bus- . band • probably,' dias more sense' etlien, you think." e, • Wife (grudg(ngly)--"Well, .that may be; but he egulen't possibly have -as . much. a lie ,theeks." 4.,evosomeal • i lands But to -day our knowledge of ali opItAciro Qualified Graduate Adjustments given for diseases of • all kinds, specialize in dealing with childree. Lady ettendant Night, calla . responder', to. office on Scott St., Wingbara, Ont. 1 house' of the late Jae 'Walker) Phone 150. they are abnormal in ,some respect. But if abnormalities amounting to smile farme of. actual insanity can now' Small Sailor. be definitely cured, and if the next ,en Robert lived.. in the country anelehatle„years are likely to being ,forth ad - never seen a sailor. .. 1 vances undreamed of to -day, -it 1 begins must be very•small men.". "Papa," he said one day, "sallore 1 to look as if the criminal problem might have to be taken out of the "Why do you think so?" asked his 1 father, hands of the pollee and the lawyers and put enth the hands 'of' the cloctoes, "Because," answered Robert, "I roadi And e needieel men will do a 'Mech. In the paper about one who wept to , better job. sleep on his watch." . . Progress. am'Progrees. At my bide% Age old customs melt away; Constantly the warld I'm ridding 01. the things that eattee decaY, New inventions ever springlag At the beckon of, my hand, To a, futler Tito are bringing All the World whereort we stand. If you'd eerie me and adore me, Pmw, arid bend the knee before me." ings of our brains. of the same brokerage house made a Now, it is perfectly easy' for the .,Stronger Than t„pYe. Finally, he resolved on .suicale, went to New ,Iersey, bought a revolver,. and 'went hone to end his life: But desire to see the girl and. bid her farewell. oVer.came" hen.' He saw. her ',coining flownthe:etre.et, ran dut, pleaded in an. irra,,eional , manner, ensiled . happily , , when she seemed,. to. limner' hirn, bought hema drink in a soda shop, and staitee to ,wa.11.C. with her -again. She was_ nervoes lest she be seen. en', the street with hien .and 'the' acthe. report- ed, to.laer father, to she 'proposed that they enter the perk. , strange rage make big 'profits. All the boy nee e 'select' him. He 'w.hlepee 'out the re - • and even to a chemical basis. Men do man. But how explain such Premeri- aot err because they are evil, but be- cause of chemical disturbarices in that vedv,er and emptied it into the girl's,. to do was to take a little of h m s tat on in a boy of timid, sensitive body. , Then he turned it on lin self. money and plunge. HeSeoelld rePlaee ehe,raetee? Dr. Schlape ;Duna. that alit it was empty. He had to be drag- -_, it a few days 'and lie prosseeteus. s _ chid 'chemical btilance of the boy's ged away from his beloved victim- and 71,7 rnarvelloesly intricate machine, the human body. It would be going too far to say that we understand. the treatment of all criminals to -day, but. sve do Itnovs how to restore some to normal and, Ueeful. life, "Fee the peeisent we must not fell to He co t a ma alio 1 had been effneent arid trustworthy for Willie---eManama, will you answer I Dr. Schla.pp and other endocrine 0.., b 1 eked up for the safety of imeiety, I of money, ganabled in Che steals-, axed , , quiet, 'helpful, broken' man who teache Why, Indeed. . ment of emotionally instable types by ' ons and rapacious criminals Who intuit ) an worry. just one more question? Then I Won't gists, Dr. Sehia,eets clinic at•the,pase.' evee though we know that they are i loSts ,several Ye al a. • ,. .; . . , . • • There's a murderer now eerving a estheo,tnieepriseners 1:1. ttlie7 mtifcl bother you any more." grathiate'lleed',Ical School and Hospital, '' the victims es dieeaE,,es we are •onlYi He grew thInhind haggard. A. vir- . . se 00 an, s,,e,s scene ei p teteeee life serite.nce in Sing 'Sing, a yeuhe at night to a photo,graph of the giri. lViother--"All ether -then. NIThat is 'New York, is already takina eere es now beginning te untleretand, But 1 teeee eelieeet leaPed int° lite ,ntind-i.eee, ot tee meeere ts,,,pe He had faii., r i t. .1 ., d f ., la nember of these unfortunatee sent I, tb,ere are many ethers who can be !He rushee off in. en errietional storm. 011 in love . , . ' . • . . exam na ion e wee , o couise, , Wellie---"WhY is It that the little i from the courts for, treatment. fehe ' mired and ought to lie treatea. Prisoe.land eonfessed te hlis.eineloeers. ' TheYe, es 33o th \vetiehris a-Wel.°1eladgiMn9terldh, c>Wae°I.X1 'llstinagiblillYitydvaalleeded sgtlaancif deeine°retnig°enianl'eleT, fishes don't drOwn before they learnt t atment ee emotional instability ' only makes them. worse and makee 1 reeeeeieee teat the Yonne man Was 1 dr:17:1;:st ant ecopti,orkii, ant8neetaaily,,, ,, b , , ,„ The girl's ertheriox father forbade the de - to swim?", through the Medication of the, glands c thern a bureeii ,o ' , • lereal , anything u se ci nanal and -made ,an 1 17.nliiiteelityciains nemliraerameedc;rasaysislirl,eoplystaand ' is further ad.vancea and better' entice.", they eon be transformed Into medico- 1 arrangement to let him pay back the the, old eystemi Will eolne from this Whom we meet eerie cage in wir see% poverty began to eranip, him Woreel tedinediately there eves a obange in and t,he stresees and struggles of lace th shunned his tormenter. The bwlaosodteWoatneubeahdterlydroleitaehrboerdm,othheat(athheorre. Ito ivriiitaiccelli.. The boy was horrified at the zugges- advising hen against a false etep, but ed in one organ end carried to an- tele chair," but the law refused to re. legal aid savteedstitrah°enmYananfrdomintilhuoelletielaci- - flan and Int,ellectual center e of his ,brain ken moee' is a stilnulating substanee form -1 the emotional side kept Wh'13)Pin hiM ether)/ ane tliat he was everWeerled cognize the case even as insaeitY anqi 1 The email beginnings of this change b oy was already weeetened by- strain t d h. 't norrnal health, and h and Mederneerislied. Treatment re- sent the red-handed 'lever to prison' on, And the etnotions won, for the I are already to be seen he the treat-, recognize that there are many danger- H e ere him 0 ' a - t 1 e 11 i ni t e ' for life. He is stile in Sing Sing, a Pa KrieW, Toreries----"Pa, what is an equinox?" Pa--"WhY. er—it Tem - my, don't 'yeti lenow' anything' about mythology at 4.1? 'An equinox, was a fabled animal, herse, half cew. Its nalne is eerived. front the Words' 'equine' and. 'ex.' It does seem as it theS e public schools clone; teach ebilsh rein abylthieg nowadays!" G were nu?. into 'the world tO our lives, not tncr,-,,ly to kill ilina stood to -day than anY ether eaeeleitial tiveetinits, Mee assets. And there will 11' b t' or surgical treatment 1or ereniriale. cora° a day when .niedicine will no The young clerk was .deiighted, but . ' fallen away fro' t f t rn,the rict ai h,, and great, truth seettes 'to,. e ,t, attentions of the•Yeeng man, ee'he had me, abhormahs, The firgt attaoit on , doubt _relieve the dangerous men it wo; not long betere bit lherea6ed. was considered 6. , talreeerelliaraedcaoliitronatletSoe , , A Curt by Proxy. "Doctor," said he, "I'm a Victim eei Insomnia. I cen't isleep if there'e the, least noise, such ae cet on the beele feace, for instence." • • "'This powder will he ef/ectiva," 58' plied the physic:lam after eorapound- ing' a orescriothm. , "When do take it, eaCtor?" "You closet take it. Yea give the eat in some Milk." • 1,..„ocatlon oi Florence. Old wartt ticket for eller- cede." Tieket Clerk (after 8earohing 110 vain for ten Mintitee)—eweer; the deuce is Morence'r 0111 "Sittleg eivee ,the tee seat, t to 1 I and querter.',. defense." ,. than ever, Ile began o s ,,, the ng mans He begari to worry i relie,y need both nsoctication of the . , eou,, tt The Root a Evil, ', .'• The Men in the Street natUraily wondering what he otaild do to -d1s.lesid brood. 1 -le lost bit job fOr inaen-l.glandm s and soe eoe o e ' 're , . e Emotional ingi.tability has,ad. on gland ' lenete 1,0 knovs wimeger the§ ie all ere- eliaege elm deet ,and leetelnee his. Ise.' time .e -Ie weedeeed alule,111y,',ah0ut andeguleatice, Notaleg of „the sort is eerangerrierite efflicte AOnle Of f40 i'lliBe or 'whether, in bit terniinology, eerne. HO' PAW Isceeulete of Mteeeeiftil 'elle sti'eetg trying to, find another, bu't provided -for thein ilose; andethey lie 'finest and l'aregt minde araorg meu, ' therele immetliing to. it- I4as it been holdups, in the newtoapert. The ideal lacking the reselution to etter offices, cenie erinainale, These people form Tile Meet eensitiVe aed delicately , tested aeci preyed.? It has, arid the etrticle . hen that he Might get the Venally 'there was a, secret reconeinad the, wee:third ise ear greet erimenem, tuned. uatui'ae, the rime and women stoelee Of some of these cases a,re 1.1 nionoY for Ills /Mode bY softie see% teen, and the boy at once grew better, mitting class w,iiieli.cati be cured with 'but f,he young wonian's fathee diteov., such medical weepone as are aleoady Wb.o shelled do the world's eeeePtlenal genlitne romabce, 1 er1111°' ' , t started out aimlessly, with tho rather lter iover foreeer. The girl yee'Clede merits, with such types, arid other see. • The yOung 'Man tried to give her up cieliste have ,been me:icing' inany the. eande more, ' One 01 these ' flays out legialators :itn6.4'guoniraig)i:tiaedin)101:0,1111 1,ea:71ee,,rico'raoseitalt and work, aro Often lee Vietliee, Sonie Of , A 'ening eeeW Yeekee et the sense, I One morning, after a eleaeless titght ere(' a frYst ,(3 the lovers and demand,' known and teet,ed. Dr. Schlepp eloee gun into' his rocket eed et 'Of his.;fletieliter 'that he renetince has Made fifteen thousand exPere em wind no their days in erleee, tiye ye was celled to arnie in 00- the the 1MY Pet a while men say: "Ile is a 'brilliant man; , late War, but never a , . , a gebette. What a Pity he lereCI der fire, atc,,iverthelses ho had been , looee'idea in hie cline that omeortatity straight! subjeeted to long .sutoente and. au.' reeshiSeelhe svate He passed a nta,1 and forget, hnt, ho waii already erne- meerenty• ycart ago," Dr. schtaop I xiet,y, Which were heightened 10 ill ef. eitasie ehee and eleked. 115 5 eie.e0 laid, the task de., tele hee lei an interriew, "the verylfeet by the eaet thathe wee tins. only eeee,gai1i without, Imeeileg what Ite manded a will lie was ne iojge awe game, eadoorino,'dtd not ealet and meal chila o/ pooe wide;wo titothertew. intended d9b04 it- '110 liad not 't0 e6thintoid, I 4'1