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SMP Enameled Ware. It is so clean
and so pure. , As‘Smooth as china
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touches the food. Be sure you et
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inside and out. Diamond Ware; three coats, light blue and
white outside, white lining; 'Crystal Ware, three coats, pure
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You cannot go wrong in making -jams and
jellies with Certo, because it is the natural de-
ment of fruits that makes jelly 'jell."
Complete Booklet of Recipes with every
bottle tells you the exact amount of
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Use it with
Plums
Elderberries
Peaches
Pears
Quinces
Graeae
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end other,'
fruits in
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required to make your fruit "jell" without fail. You
do not have to boil away your fruit to reach. the jelly-
ing point. And you•will have such wonderful natural
flavor. •Certo is pectin, "Mother Nature's Jell Maker."
If your grocer does net have Certo, sendlis name and
40e and we will mail you a bottle. Write for new re-
vised and enlarged Certo Booklet of 73 recipes (free).
Douglas; Packing Company, Ltd. - Cobourg
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How to Make Delicious Grape Jelly
Stem, and crush thoroughly about
3 lbs. grapes. Add Va cup water, stir
'Until boiling and simmer 10 minutes
in closely -covered saucepan. Place
cooked fruit in cheese -cloth bag, and
squeeze out juice. Measure 8 level
cups (31/4 lbs.) sugar and 4 cups of
the juice into large saucepan, stir
and bring to boil. At once add 1
bottle (scant cup) .. Certo, stirring
constantly, and bring again to a full
boil for 37.2 minute. Remove frora..
fire, let stand 1 minute, slim an
pour quickly.
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$12.00 to 15.00 Women's Coats, sale... , $9,50 I
$18.00 to 20.00 Women's Coats, sale........ 15,00 I
$22.00 to 25.00 Women's Coats, sasle • • • • • '• • 18.75
$30.00 to 35.00 Women's Coats, sale. .. 27,50
Girls Coats, new models, lined, plain and Pile• m
collars, reduced to....6.50, 7.50 8.75, 9.90, I10.95
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• To the EdRur av the Advance
Deer Sur,—
Did ye ivir link how sildom a fel-
lah has his own way aven in a frce
counthry loike this? Ye are born in-
to the wurruld widout yer consint, an
have to lave it whether ye want to go
arr not, barrin, afew fellahs that com-
mit suicide, Whin ye are a baby, the
dochtor,an nurse (if ye have wan) an
awl the nayber winimin comen ar-
round tellin yer own mother how to
dale wid ye, an Jade ye on cashtor oil'
an are afther doin awl koinds av
shtunts wid ye, an no matther how ye
yell it won't shtop thin). Whin ye git
ould enough to go to school, the tay-
cher will lick ye if ye don't do as
ye's towld, an tis a happy day fer ye
whin ye lave school an kin droive a
tame av harses, fer thin ye kin do a
little bossin yerself, barrita whin yer
dad comes oat to the field an tells
ye that ye are not plowin straight, an
be the looks axthe harses' hales he
doesn't belave ye hev claned thim pro-
perly fer a wake. "Ye'lliP hev to do
betther than that, me bye," he sez,
"arr. I'll be afther takin the tame away
from ye," sez he, "fer I won't hev
anny aa'r me harses gittin the scratches
fer want av proper attinshtm. An, be
the way, that inksloike a bog shpay-
in shartin on the noigh hoind leg av
that aff harse, he sez, "a .foine lad ye
are wid a tame, indade. Why didn't
ye tell me about this? Didn't notice
it, ye say! What pre yer dies fer
annyway?, A purty tameshter ye are!
If ye wud shpind less toime runnin to
dances at noight ye wuctden't be goin
arround half aslape awl day," he §ez.
It takes yer ould dad to give ye a
thrimmin whin ye nade it, h,n. ye are
lucky if it shtops wid a tongue thrash -
in. Well, afther a whoile ye tink ye
hev found a girrul ye loike betther
than anny other, an she turns ye
down flat, an thin ye hey to troy to
nealce yersilf belave ye nivir wanted
her annyway, an whin ye see - her
foive years aftherwards ye are shure
ye didn't. Annyway in the ma.netoime
ye hev married another girrul, afther
yer dad objecktin,.13f:ea-yes a'e WILS
young, an widout sinse enough to
kape a woife, an yer mother sayin the
girrul wus a useless •dawdle who let
hermother do awl.'the harrud wurruk
an didn't aveti mind hee own stock-
ings.Av coorse, no mother ivir tinks
.anny girrul is quoite good enough fer
• her bye. 'Tis the way av the mothers.
Well, ye are married now an inusht
make the besht av it, wid a woife to
cool< yer males, an to kape thrack av
whin ye shud change yer socks, an to
remoind ye to clave the mud aff.yer
boots befoor ye go in on her freshly
schrubbed kitchen flure, an, wid the
hilp av her mother an sisters, to pick
out names fer the babies.
An, shure, 'tis the same awl troo
•loife, the dochtor an dintist an •pray -
cher do be afther, tellin ye 'awl the
toime what to do an what not to do
fer yer own good, yer dawters grow
up are troy to learn ye not to come to
the table widout yer coat, and not to
lave yer shpoon in yer cup fer fear ay
shpillin yer tay, an not tocome into
the parlor at noights in yer ould clo-
thes shmellin av the shtables.
'Tisn't an aisy loife anny man duz
be havin,'so it isn't. Av coorse he has
the privilige av votin fer the Tory
parthy, which makes up fer a lot ay
thigs, hut mebby half the While' the
• Grits are in power, an it makes hiin
mad to tink that iviry toime he buys
a plug av tobacky arr a postage
shtanip it manes that much • more
money fer thim lads to shpind. An.
thin we grow oulder iviry day an the
childer go ,away to homes av theer
own an lave us be oursilves. 'Tis a
quare wurruid.
On Thanksgiving Day noight I wus
talkin in this shtrain to the missus, fer,
shure me oyes do be botherin Inc av
late so T can't ' rade be eliektrick
loight.
"What's got the matther wid ye
Tito?" sez she, "Are ye goin to be
sick? 'Tis no way at all, at all fer a
well man to shpake. Indade ye ought
to be thankful, on this day ,at laist,
that ye are not livin in Rooshia, arr
Choina, arr -Germany arr 4vert ould
Ireland, wid iW1 thim ruclashuns goin
on. Yr childer are all well, not to
minshun tree as foine grandchilder as
ye cud foind in the counthry; ye 'hev
a good home, an a clane wan, if I do.
say it rnesilf, an enough money to
kape us as long as we live. Ye hey-
en't annyting to worry about, Inc man.
Ye betther take a drink av hot milk an
gt, to yer bed, an ye' -will fate betther
in the marnin. It isn't up to you to
carry all the burdens av the Wurruld.
Ye don't aven nade to run fer the
council u.elesa ye want to. Shure,
there will be plinty av yotinger min,
if not betther watts, lookin fer the
.javyb,"
I tink mebby the misses wus roight
to some ixeint, but the hot milk tasted
purty flat, which proves the truth av
what 1 said at the shtart air this let-
ther, that ye sildom git what ye want.
A lot av sinsible women are no jud-
ges av hot dill -inks at all, at all. •
Yours till nixt wake,
• Timothy Hay. •
Rude Rural Rhymed
• Democracy
0 darn the man who does no work
aticl thinks because he's rich, his car
should take the good hard pike while
flivvers take the ditch. For no one
three to hirnself alone, and nobody
dies that way; he has needled, help and
he will again, however strong today.
Sortie wothan brOught him into life,
in. danger and pain of birth, and some
one elge will carry him out and bury
hint ib the earth. 0 you may walk
with a lordly tread so straight you
backward lean, but' you need help in
birth ancl' death and all the time be-
tween. Tho world has need of manly
men whose heads and hearts are
high, but only he who serves his kind
may look there eye tt. eye. The Man
'Who toils may wear patched pants
and a shabby last year's hats but let
na see in him like Burns, i matt for all
are renker yet; the men who eats and.
lyCrLrS 01.1t pants, butdoes no honest
labor, he is a cootie and a flea bloode
sucking on his neighbor.. 1 do not
.arc how great his wealth, how freely
1 e may give, there is no other coin
hut workthat buys the right to live.
--BOB ADAMS
Howdy Neighbors, The motorboats
on the streets of Venice probably
sport signs reading, "Please Excuse
our Splash."
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THE DIFFERENCE
Burmese girls can't enter society
without car plugs. Ontario boys
can't enter without sparlc plugs, rem-
inates, A. M. Crawford.
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The chief cause of divorce is that
the menu isn't so thrilling after you
have (lined.
Long haired -men are 'kill held in
eontempt, but short -haired women are
held otherwise.
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You can prove anything by the Bi-
ble except that "Ialillimis.now living
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There's one big point a e ,ut
"Toronto" Stable Equip -
met which makes me spec-
ially proud to sell it. It's
the fact that the galvaniz-
ing thoroughly ravers and
completely coats both the
inside and the outside of the
steel tubing with lure zinc
epeltex. This " process
reals it absolutely rust.
dying and proof against
strong stable acids filar th• e
maximum period.
This is a mighty *Anal&
latt mesplain raze of the ream
others. Or get some of tato tap.
eating Toronto literature.
H. Davidson
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It is just
half -past eight
The dinner dishes are wash-
ed, the children are in bed,
and Mrs. has settled
down to a night's darning.
A himdred miles away, in
the Hotel, Jim has fin-
ished dnuter, written the
day's report and looked over
the kcal paper. Time hangs.
heavy till, happy thought, he
remembers Long Distance.
"Hello Mary! Row are the
ehildren? 1.16w are you?"
Stitt thtee minutes at hanne,
and yet, it makes all the.
difference. The hotel swans
brighter. And Mary --
well, the holes le the socks
don't seem quite so large.
Just the effect of a Voice
you love to heat.
• 'teen the hoine bat; stron,
the Long Distance way
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will never die."
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So far as bobbed hair making some
women look girlish it is about as suc-
cessful as a belted coat is in making
some men look younger.
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The women are good at taking
hints, especially beauty hints.
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Dear Colyum:
Another advantage about the days
of• old when knights were bold, the
gents didn't have to worry about hav-
ing their breeches pressed.—Dyna
Mite.
True enough, but s'pose a gent far-
ed forth in one; of those castiron suits
and then Iost his screw driver, how'd
he.get it off?
When circumstances parka one near
a courting couple, one wishes love
were deaf as well as blind.
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Many a tramp would change a seat
in. the Senate for a seat in his trousers.
J. Walton McKibbon, Wingham
• and by all good druggists
A hick town is one whose inhabi-
tants get their tonsils sunburned
when visiting a city.
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Husbands are supposed to be pro-
tected against testimony by their.
wives, but listen to this statement
from a Chicago Wife who just filed
a damage suit against her mate.
"He wears long ink stockings and
fastens them with small gold safety -
pins to his B. V. .D.'s. He has 34:.
pairs of extra long ladies silk stock-
ings—for hirnSelf all right. He says
socks let his knees get cold."
• Any other nominations for the title
of "meanest woman"?
Petting Song From Rushin' Opera
"Neckervitch"
I stood there in the mist L.
• With a longing to be kissed,
So I asked the pretty miss,
For a little loving kiss.
But she said 'T'would be amiss
"To give you such a kiss",
And I said I'd love a kiss '
When it came from such a Miss.
While she pondered over this,
I tried to steal the kiss,
But I missed her in the mist—
Missed the kiss and kissed the mist.
Dead Arm Disease of Claps.
.- This disease is apparently becom-
ing more serious each year in un-
tario vineyards, especially on the
Concord variety, and growers would
do well to examine their vines care-
fully for any sign of it.
Concerning its appearance, control,
etc., IL P. Hedrick, of the Geneva
Experiment Station, says; "A trouble-
some disease of recent appearance is
now doing considerable damage in
the Chautauqua grape -belt, being
most common on the Concord, From
the fact that it is usually found on
one arm of the vine it Is called "dead
arm disease" (Cryptosporella vitt-
cola). The disease is caused by a
fungus which passes the winter In
small, black fruiting bodies in the
dead parts of the vine. Early in the
spring the fungus preads by means
in epores to the young shoots and
later in tne season attacks mature
berries, predueing etnall, black, ob-
long spots of black -rot. Sooner or
later, if the diseased Shoot is not cut
off, the fungus spreads to the aruis
or trunk of the vine, producing a
slew, dry rot whien eventnally kills.
the affected part. it'ortunately, the
presence of the ot.,,,aso is quickly de-
tteted by small “alowisli leaves,
maeh Crimped ab. t the margin. 'rite
Wilgus Is easily c iio11ed by mark-
atg the diseasee arms when the
arst symptoms pear and cutting
atose off at prita.ag time. If the
vine is much mut eater by such prun-
lug, usually suek rs can be brought
up from beneath ,ne surface of the
ground to renew ,mek vine. The ap..,
plications of bor,eatiia mixture, ee-
commeuded for Mack -rot, are vain -
able In preVentia a the dead -arm dis-
ease. The diaeasc „a largely prevented
by renewing the QJ (1 wood of the vine
as soon as the irenk begins to show
a gnarled appearance."
For control, are advising the
immediate cuttin,.; out of diseased
arms, rather than :narking them and
cutting out at prtming tithe, Cut the
.,'nn well belotv any shote ShoWing
ovidenee of the disease.
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pNDOWMENT Policies
-La issued by the Mutual
Life of Canada give the full
benefit of the profits earned
by the Company, and the
cost of protection is re-
duced to the, vanishing
point. Gradually these pro-
fits help outweigh the prem-
iums until in the end you
receive more money back
than you paid in, and your
insurance all these years
has cost you nothing.
Take the case of Mutual
Life Endowment Policy
Number 28083. The holder
of this policy took out a 30 -
year endowment at the age
of twenty. At the close of
the contract the total prem-
iums paid in amounted to
$708.15. The Company paid
back to him a total of
$1,272.61, representing a
net gain of 064.451
In other words, this pol-
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cyholder received $1.79.7i
for every $100 invested with
the Company.
Pill in coupo11 and mail
it today for particulars.
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