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DO YOU SLEEP
SOUNDLY?
In seeking sleep, litany pao,Ple make' nxIannle at. WUnInkt4t.
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`follireed. lens, , NOW* Toddliddeg .001.. fed, ' r,11
•flAerious. mistakes,
The first is that they ,"try toget to
This ls one ot the 'yerrw.orst
• ways, 'Sleep often domes when it is
not sought, and p,erhaps even when it
Is unties irable•, as in tantreli 'daring a
dull Eterinc.n.
Here are.a few simple and.liarmles•a
'helps to healthy sleep; • '
The, first is deep and fellbreathate,
have kno,wn pe,opte te, abject and say
that cle,en 114a tli11 bae,atielag fa a cure
for SD na,any thingssiteh as, worry
and neves., as' well ae
and . poor circalation—thet it cannot ,
be a good cure for any one; but surely
the more trouble,s , any one „practice
'Can, cure at the same time, the arto're:
arapoittant and yalti.able Allot pra,ctiee'
roast be.
righting DleOrn
'
If we. liave a tool that -can perform
Only one furietion, it is, less, yaltable
than a tool aavich ,can perforra twenty
taalee, Breathing may be, comuare,d 4
with a piece of inaChine,ry' which can ,
be :employed for a number of different '
uses.. , . •
„ But the deep end full breathing.'
must not be strained; tt must he Etc -
'carding to a rhythm. A ,certain num:'
•,•ber'' of "beats," 'far in.stence, maa:
;given fox tae n1ia1tn, a„ certain num-
bar fdr ti' e" iiclding n ntt hreabb
,ft certain number for the exhaling, and
a certain number ,<ifo'r rest befere, the .
:aeat: inilialang:e •• ' •
Tiaan theee ,are mental...helps, In, a
beak publlahea seme years age, ene
tailed "Tile 1Viy•stexy SaPep," •tliea
aathot pointed out how,' aariag abee,
•
the paita of its; of Watch we are, net
„.„aattecione (ft is ,not accurate to call
th.em uncours,ciOns parts.) are at 'weak.
A s'trileing theory is that we never'
reet completela. We axe alitays,arark-
• deg, •1 ot n the ,eons,cieus, plane,
then •On.thts.anberanScions or the super;
Cans:clone •p1aite, • • •
Wet liire,I'aW.ae 'of Work •oni the anus• culae alane, except for a good deal of
the internal -work--as t of digeition, and
eq, en; but we are little aware of the
Chemical work tha,t ,goes tin withi
Nine-tentha "•'.of thinking is- silb-
•consclic;tis-. It nalight' almost be said'
,-that,,We ureE,S•a•ce,rtar'n butten,and" the
tiiijiking is done for ,
During 5 sep sorne pert •of Cur mind
wetkin,g.; and it is best ,fOr us,.. net
to trY to stop, work iaitaget•her, to
direct the mind to do.the work that
wilif help tiiirs.elves7aInid"Otheris
'So it -may 1p4,1,:ye Meat effeettaa plan
to 'direate=tareeS4beetitacatua reiadeliirst".
to think 'oe,:"S4,inSthbig 'restfug' ;and to,
concenitrataCk.that;:and than to 41.eing
Useful !-Worlt." in.lielPing others who, are
tn ditlfaliltiaa';'' 0 therwjaa the,' A-4nd
• may 401.11.,,,,p!out at, Tv' a.om, and we
ma.a..•na.tf",a'at• really laialtay'sleea, We
shoittlatell. Our .eubcaieleeletia Mind
1,441at• 1.,C4!,!t0 o during•; aap
: Tao Diet Cure.'.
. Then .theris, the diet , cure, for
„,,-,*eeP le vsnegia ; and' here the iMportant
, En64,,ter is not What we .hTalie, just. be-
', fore. we want to to sleep.' The, an=
"leortaiet thing is te get the blood pure!
, and to get theatiacul.atian right. This
Is not a matter' Of the last mea,1 we,
:take in the day.; it Ina* recntire, Weeks'
and , eeks 05 sensible diet to get the
Tboie'.systin clean. . •
Often sleeplessne's's ,accompariked• ,
i3yCold, Eeet, Tbe ,coldness is! ,clize td•
• elog•glag 'of the blo.adistreani'a. ancl this
clogging is I.usually caused -by wrong
foods and &rinks,. Wlian Dace the
blood becomes pare and el,ean and
:.Strotig,' we .'ate.aliree-q-aartets of the
•way-, towards healthy sleep.
Any Old Bonds?
Most of us hav,e, a, clim idea that
bones are of some value,.
BOLO meal is one -et the most val.
able of fertilizers.. :It dis good ter finit
trees, roSe's, Potatoes, -and most' vege-
tables, for. it contains bath. pheophate
of lime and amm,ania, •
But bones prodike other valuable
materials . besides, fe,rtilizer. Treated
in a sort of steam. tank called a "di-
gester," they ,g bre large quantities f
fat and glue. Bones, flash from the
b'utcher's shop give twelv,e, per cent.
of. fat, which is u.sed principally for
making s•orap,
As for the gave,' this, treated so
that it is ,clividea into tWo. different
Eatialities, the finer of which becomes'
gelatine Enid the basis of table jel-
lies.
The glue made from bones' is put up '
in a titled, state, ..and before nee must
be allied with a 1,ibtle water 6.04
heeted,
The Father Who Is Not
Loved .or Respected
Can. pejltad Through Keeping
.thi WOOd RihAnd,
, •
A. girl's eomplexion. g 0113q,th1ng
..T.Oye tag rnatter Df concern to her
'Malty. It is en ,inditatlet of the state
'of her health.. Pallor in a ;rowing girl
means a lainaing of the -blood., Erup-
tioasameau• integrities in the 'blood.
Mothers amnia be watehlail of.their.
daughters' complexions aad see , to it
that these Signs are. aorrected.--nat
, .
covered '
roames an
LOCKYEAR
Variatioria-Lookyer, Lockman, Locke,
Loockerman,
Racial also Dutch,
.1*8ource—An occupation, •
Leeltyear, Lo.eleper, Lockman and
Loeireeaaa all only different forms of
aaate fain!aY Pante, which in its
o.i.iginal apa was, but deacriptive 05, the
a -tillage -at Its fiaat bee'reas.
LookyearI reaaY theta a "true" foam.
a - '
of the neme; a a a cbanged 'spellaria
'05 Loekyer. Toe "lockyer" of the
Middle Ages in Englaaa was, as you
rni•ght apine, 0 lreclarmith, aa 'was, al'oo
the "Loclemen," the tWo fo.rmai of the
' wora being intercha.ngeable, with'.the
former, perhaps in wider use. •
OrtainallY this name, like all others
whieh have bean derived!from tide,
was preceded by a "lea ' (meaning
"the") uteler: tile ' 'influence, of the
Feenech tongue of the, Normans. But
even before euch names' lost their dee-
criptiv,e eense, and virtually always
afterward; the, "le" was drapPed.-
The family amine of Lockman, how-
• ever, le ,sonletimes a contractiOn of
that of Lackerman, wklth is not Eng-
lieb at all; but Dutch, the true farm
being "Loncleermae." And though
this family name also. is, based, upon
an,e,ccupation; it Is not the same from
-which the, English names have de-
veloped. 'The, "loockerman" among
the Dutch Wan' a lean wile raised or
dealt in. leeks.
When a aaal fa her teems becomee
One ,o'f;the leittereet things in man7 pale andsallOw, espeCially if,' at the
a man's life has been the 'discovery same time, she shows inelination
otto: he bas made a fortune,,, that he to tire easily, a listlessness and Met -
ha lost his hold upon his boy. texitiow to her 'work' or studies, she
t -have been in homes w•he.re tars; re- needs Dr. William& Pink Pills, a tonic
latioaa between father and sons el'e which directly and epecifically tor-
so atrariae,c1, and formal that: the latter rects the 'cenaition from which she is
wouldno more think of making a con. suffering.' A' cherniml analysis 9f the
Adant of their father than they would. blood 02 each a girl would sliow it to
of a, stranger. t be deficient in' just the elements that
The mother de sometimes, respons- Dr. earilliame, Pine pals cart supply,
Ole for this unfortunate state of af-, .but the physical
signs are plain. The
fairs. I know mothers who have de- girl with, a bad cOmplexion, or who
libe,rately Pl'ejudieed their children suffers frosn. occasional hea.dachea,
rugaJalraq their father. Ther eeem to W110 is easily tired and breathless af-
be jealous, •of leini„ and do all they oali , ter slight exertion, should begin tak-
to poison the young peon' $ ininds ing DI, Williams Pink Pills at oace.
tegaerat half, to undermine their love A' good appetite, sparkling eyes and
arid respect for 'him. Sometimes, this rosy cheeks follow the fair use of this
le done by 'speaking slightingly of the medicine, -
father. Peeltaps he in not much of a You can get Dr. Williams' Pink Pias
basil:Lees man, and the inother will throfigha.ny dealer in medicine or by
eriticize hic m.ethails, before them, aria mail at 50 cents a box- from The Dr.
final fault with him regarding hia way Williams' Medicine Go., Brockville,
of financing the family. Or she will Ont.
magnify every wealuiese, 'and imper-
fection of hts character; make him ap-
pear weak and contemptible in their
eyes.
There are multitudes, of mothers but it can do so for all that. In emu -
who, while they have no intention oi _ _
tries like Northern Russia all spits of
injuring the father., in the. ca s
utenells, are apt to become useless in
,regand, un.conseiouvly do se by the Winter time.
methods, they *cleat to control. them.
A tiny greyish spot makes its, ap-
',rust as many ignorant aanale ia pea:ranee on theaurface of the tin. It
frighten small children by telling them , grew':
sisis4ze, and th,eu otaer,s appear:
that they- will eau in a big, policeman rill
course of time the _metal crumbles
to , aiaest ahem and put them in jail, in ta a dark -col ore d -powd er.
thousancli of, Mothers will encourage Some years ago- a, whole shipload of
fear of the father -by making them lie -
block's ot tin, pawed la tile Custoins
'Mate' he is cruel and, hard, and that heHouse of Petrograd during -the winter,
will punish them seVet'ely for every was: fctind the following spring to have
When Tin Catches Cold.
You would scarcely suepect a metal
such aa tin of being able to Catch cold,
little ferlishap ,or misaleed, ofavehich she
threatens la) inform him.
• This is very unfair to the father, ;Or
15 aciasalunr. 05 les moot precious poi-
seesien—thealove, admiratictia and re,
s,peet of his, Children. It helps, te build
a barrier betWeezi 'him and his child-
prejzitlice. which maY last a lifo:-
tame. allele deprive himand tbein of
xattehjosistlile hapPinavat• --To know
that WS children love him d.eariy.and
ivant bo,,be with hinicr that theaxe el -
ways delighted te, hate. liim at .home,
to, have him join them in their ,play,
is ,a,great compensation to -114m far the
,s'acriflaes he -makes' for .them.
It is a most lintel -innate thingfor a.
child to look udion' fatheray a
-cruel task -master Mste,ad of a. cepa-
-Denton, to dread meeting him becatee
beeitaVaas exaecte ;of -laicism or_ seOld-
big froth hini iastead Sympathy,
and earapaielonsaia.. lintartualately
some fathers enoeurage this, feeling.
Tliey will • eoaaltantly nag and Rad.
taula ;and never think ef pr,aisin,g their
children or expressing any- apprecia-
tion .of 'their Work, even when they de
it '
'A fatlier should ae•garci the. confiden-
tial Tele:Jan between, himself and .his
von as ,one of the most peecietia things
in life,- aria should never ta,ke ,eleances
of f•oareitin.g it. It ,costa acimetaing 1-0
keep it, bat it ia worth tate place. I
• have never. known a boy .to go very
San wrong who reganaled tatheeland
mother as his best friends, and keat
ito secrets' tram thein.—O. S. Marden.
• Flashing Light. .
Dr. A. M. Lw, an English inventor,
believesit posSible to get into coin.;
immicatien with, Mars by means of
light signalling '
:There are several known • chemical
means, of producing a light. screen bt
,inflicient, size. which would lastlong
• enough to. be n,otic,ecl by the Martians,
if such exist," he, said. "I think a
suitable screen could, be set out on a
high altitude by airplanes,, ta eliminate
as far as Paseible the effeet of air and,
Glottis, which combine to make .
dtffl-
cult any observation of:the 'earth it-
s'ellf)c. Loa/ constaers. wireleSs Waves
less praatical, rie they travel in curves, his eaalted tuacle.,
maxing ditncult to gauge the :target.
I-1,0 holds it ludicrous to .expect to ilnd
the M •life stmile,r to Mir own Cars by the Dozen:
• Undernott.ished, 'Doubt
Raggie leaks aa if lie's half
starve.di"
"Living. �n his Wits,,- I hear."
Story -books for blind children cozy-
pictuies which the little
ones linger over lovingly With their
Would Signal Mara by
• ,
crumbled into dust.
What really; happens is that the ,cOld
causes tin to chalage from one, oe
Sons to another. Tin is often found
in mines 113. the -grey powder foam
'which- is ciaite euselesa: 'When it is
heated it tuella • into. a well-known
shiny metal, but under the influen.ce
of cold it may return to 15 (her foam.
, -
Finger prints bf criminals are sent
by. telegraph all over Italy by a simple
inaeption, involving the use of from
300 to'400 numbered squares.
-
Salamanders small creatures .not
•
rieWtS, have been made to
change theirasex by alternately feed-
ing and starving them. •
a Common sense, is not -a common
thing.
Keep Minard's Liniment in the house.
• LARDNER
Yarlationee-i_arcliner.
ROcial Origin—English,
aeuree.—An ciecupetlen.
Lardaer is, by no meanie an infre-
tateent fetidly 'name, tatugh prelealay
it le mast evidely known when it bee a
"Itlfrnoga"linnftrotn:no!,lett from tile, first
eallalole that tile Dame origaially lrad
something to do with Vie word, "lard."
In many eases -when you f...m.yee
things like this. shoat a family nettle
you la -e wao.ng. a3ut in this CaSle, 34r01.1
wattla be night, There is a conneetion.
in feat the name is foundea upon at.
But the trade or oecupation through
whica the 'cannection, wee made is no
longer referred to as it wan in tbe
MISIdIa Ages at the time when farrala
names were formed.
In medieval Eagland the "lartiner"
er "lardinea" (for you will find both
spellings) was a specific kind of ewine-
bard. His, occupatien was that ot Tat -
teeing Or 41ardening" pigs. for the
market or for the tables, of the feudal
larde. • He ,had. to be a. good bit of a
fores•ter, for he took his, beras firto
the woods to fatten them up.ou acomns
and nets; and very often, he ale hald
a ,coramissien as, a forest warden from
his overlord.
Originally, .of coarse, the iiam'e was
cleseriptive of the individual's occu-
pation, and in the olcl 'records yoir will
find many entries tf such names. Ets
L"Haruagnoer17, Lardiner", and "Roger le
GOOD MEDICIFIE
FO THE BABY
Nothing ca.n equal Baby's Own Tab-
lets as a raealeine for little ones. They
are a laxative, mild but thoraugh in
action, and never fail to relieve con-
• stiaation, colic. colds and simple
Severs. Once a mother has used. them
she will upe, nothing ease. • Concernina
there ivrre.:galuete Pelletier, St. DamEis.
cles Aublines, Que., writes;—"I always
Iteea a. box of *Baby's Own Tablets' in
'the boaSe. ' They are the best Medi -
'eine: I 'know of for little ones and I
woield not • be without thein." Tae
Tablets are sold by Medicine dealers
or by mail at 25c a ,box from The Dr.
Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont. .•
Robert Burns.
,
Visitor-a"Dear mei Fancy yaw be-
ing 'called Rebert. 13.urne—way, that's
O very well-known name." .
• Native --"Nae doot it is e I've beem.
blacksmith in the plane ter nigh on
forty years':
.MONEY ORDERS.
Remit by Dominion Express Money
Order: If lost' or stolen you get your
money back.
• The worker bee lives six months,
-the drone four months, mid the female
be four years. .' •• "
tones About Welhown People
• Royalty Gets a Diploma,
. When the Wharton School of Busi-
ne,ss administration at the Dniversity
of, Pennsylvania held . its graduating
exercises this summer many .foreign.
studeiltd, received" diplomas' and none
shoWed more iiride in the hard won
bit of ,sheepalain thana scion of Orien-
tal royalty, Vara Virakorn, who is a
coustu of the_King ot Slam.
BY very ancient tradltion the busi-
ness activities of royal persons have
been limited, to the narrow but not
'Unfruitful fields imposing taxes' °a
'receipting for the. contents of the
arivy mirse voted th,em by. their ador-
ing subjects,. Common report has it
that SiallieSe a0eraltY has. also kept up
O herd of white .elephants to llet off its
excess energy:.
Whether Vankora 'wall stick to the
good old claya when he gets, back to
Bangkok or branch out for himself in
same new line, has not been indicated.
It may well be that the Siamese mon-
arch has a good many cous,ins, to keep
up, and -that the young graduate's
thoraugh acquaintanoe with .4.1118TiCall
Meth° CIS in commerce, industa7 and
finance will not prove unacceptable to
"Sem° years ago we thought that
animals and plants • were the only
thiage, which lived," he said, "eat lam
we kuow there is life in everything. I
haVe never seen anything Yet which
was not
"The Martians might be able to see
by heat waves. A email differenee isi
our physical makeup would revolution-
ise our world and ideas of living. If we
were born with eyes having only
slightly different lenses to normal we
would see the air around us full of
EiSa ancl our bath water a mass of b,or.
rible looking creatarea"
Dr, LW disagrees with those who
assert the Martians • are more Ade
vended than .earthings. "If they were,
they Would have found some means
ere this Of ooromunicating with us," he
said.
The only
• of Tashion"
long time
changed,
The Bey of Tunis, who isnow on a.n
afkcial visit to Paris, Is Nvell-known
O teller of good stories', and- figures
himself as „the. hero, ,or perhaps the
-of inany a true asic. The nsost
amusing of those about himself is per -
Measuring Things You Can-
not See. •
We are accustomed to hearing of
measurements of tremendous dis-
tances subli as those between the
earth and some of the stare, -which
ran lato thousands of billions of miles.
.But what do you think of measuring
,aecurately the 500,000,000th part ot an
inch?, , _
The raost accurate of ordinary in-
s,truments ,can meas,ure the '-500,000;-
000th part of a mile, which is less, than
three 10.000tho of an inch. • To mea-
• sure the 500,000,000th part of an inch.
an 'instrument intik be 50,000 times
more aelicate; yet it has been. done.,
The applianoe used is nothing like
ahe tuning circuit of a wireless valve
set. You know that if you tura the
knob of ,the.condeneer the wave -length
is altered. We can males a condenser
by Placing two, plates of metal one
above the other with an air space be-
tween. them. •• •
If the tuning circuit is a delicate
one, an almost indnitesimal bending of
one of .the plates; will make p. ;differ-
eaca, in the Wave -length. It is easy
to calculate how muoh bendhig causes ,
any .given differonsce. •
The measuring appliance employs a
aonaeaser of this, kind„ by pleats' of
which the tiny distances mentioned
can be measured with ease. If a had/ -
inch ba,r of steel is placed in a vice
,and connected with the apparatus, the
distance it -sags when a fly settlee up-
on it ,is instantly and acc.urately re-
coitled oyn waacliis.
• If
aflan a
piece of iron the
pointer records how the whole mass
quiters under its weight, and it will
haps lot when he first came to Paris even measure ' th,e expansion of the
and entered a motoiesalon., to look
over a selection of luxurious cars. At
last he picked out the most expensive
one. '
"I will have halt a dozen of these,"
stria bhe Bey calinly, and continued hes
shopping, making purchases on the
same scale- now and thou.
And hare le a good story told by
Mm. A Prep.& policeman stopped a
tear seater and, hailing the ch,a.uffeur,
asked him for his, permit to drive in
Paris, The man put hisband, in hes
pochet, but, as lie Waseabout to pro-
duce the necessary pap,ers, Monsieur
l'Agent stopped him.
"It is all right," he said, with a
smile. "I only wanted, to ete your per-
mit if. you hacliet got it!"
Sherlock -Holmes Methods.
.Si. joke was played on Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle by a French taxicab
driver recently. Tbie man had (leaven
She warld-tamots creator of "Sherlock
Holmes" froan the atation to the hotel,
and When he received his fare he said,
"lVferci, M. Cenem Doyle."
"Why, how do you know any name?"
asked Ste Arthur.
sir, I have sicen'im the papers
that you wexe coming. from the South
of France to Paris. Your general ap-
pearance told me that you were Eng-
lish; your hair had been- clearly last
cut by a baaber of the South of
France. I put these indications to-
gethea', and—I saW your name on your
luggage!"
Ralik el drc4 Gives
0
t S rprisi g F cts
"If any itamy faintly were sick with
Stomach. trcable or run-down condi-
tion, .1 would rather have one bottle
et Taliate than all the other retnedies
Mit together," is the positive state-
ment of F. A. Barrowaliff„ 8 Locomo-
tive 85,, Hamilton, Ont., well-knowri
yardman for the' Grand Trunk' Rail-
trouble with "the height "My Wife's health Was restored by
,haVing, to wear it aethe Taalac treatment in such abart ()r-
after • the "height" has' der ti was astonishing, 'tor. she suffer-
•' •ed so terribly With nereotisness, head-
anbas and lOse Of ap-
Women in Egypt are appealing 501. petite that.I thought she wotila break
down teninletely. She went Meal at-
a law to be passed raising the /liar-
, t t,e I ter meal withent eating, and Wail eVeryWhere,
fearfully weak the- oare of our 'five
an
children d the hoeseWork -was more
than she could de.
"After her litet few doses of Tanta°
my wife was:like an, entirely different
,h
person, andasn't had, a sick spell
since she quit taltiag. the medicine sin
'aionthE3 ago. Tanlite eertainly
been a blesetng in our house, and we
are glad to reeomitancrit."
Tanlec is for sale 1»' all good drug-
gists. Accept no Stbstitute. Over 37
million bottles Sold.
Taniac Vegetable Pills are Nature's
owe rentedy for genstipittion.,Por sale
kligers, riage ago foi girls ,o It en.
Iran. caused by the haat of the insect's
boclal
:The anventioa will be et great 'age
to scleatists, who hitherto hav6 been
baffled in their work 'when very tiny
meastirements, were needed.
/kik for Minard's and take no ether.
Althaugh some kinds of fungus are
imbued -with a deadly poison, no in-
sect or bird ever falls a victim to'
them.
Perfect evaporization and exaa
proportioning of gasoline and air are
claimed for a new carburetor.
p*E_
(9$.0.)6V-nr-N, • :•
Impatient. .
Spider—"I wish Mies. Muffet, would
hurry up; I'm tired of sitting on thia
tuffet aU day!
• In the last ten years,. 4,000 men and
women have been killed hi accidents.
in London streets, and. over 100,000
have been injured. .
America's Pioneer Deg Fternedies
Book on
DOG DISEASES
and now to Feed
Mailed Free to any •Address
by• the -Author.
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"Oceenica is that continent which
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"Parallel- limes are the same dis-
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"Loafs XVI. :Tee gelatined during
the Frenea Revolution." ..
-"Palsy is a kind of new writer's
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Winnipeg, Man.—" cannot speak
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pound has done for
me. 1 was a nervous
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to force myself to do
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nue feel as if I must
scream if they did
not get away from
inc. I could not eVen
• speak rig -ht to my ,
husband.The doctor
said be could do nothing for meMyhts.
band's mother advisdd me to take, the
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once. • I was able to do my work once
more and it was a pleasure, not a bur-
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ahd am able to nurse her and enjoy do-
ing my work. 1 cannot help rocom.
mending such a medicine, and alsr one
seeing inc before 1 took it, and seelpg,
Ito now, Call SOO What it dees for Me,
tan only too pllowied for yen to use my
testirebnia1.”-41r8. EMILY DAVIS, 72:1
lvioGeo Street, Wirmipeg,
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