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Every 'Tletes'stine Merttlfl
A.; G. stlyra , Plo)us'har
leeptson Oi1.e ., ,S'ea'r
on six Monthrt,. e1.,00 in advanpe.
elves+,:tieing r'atce oe apjelicatiof,
hieivortiseti4tnts without specific dI
cl3Mte 'wrist bo inserted until `tartest
nd chargers accortltngly.
(at angee for centrect advertisee
feels lag to the °Bice by noun, r:ott•
j nny�:
LINESCARDS
Wellknoton IVIutual �` it'@
Insurance Co.
''Tstablisbed IBC/
Head Office*
Guelph
Risks teem. on all classes at insu:r-
is : orolierte on the cash or prestlutri
Yto t e :: y M "nt.
ABNER COSENS. Agent.
Winghacn
DUDLEY HOLMES
BAReit e'rER, SOLIGtTOR ETO,.
Yicto,y and Other Bonds Bought and
Sold.
office-ielayor Block, W Ingham
R. VANS .ONS
BARRISTER AND SOLICETOR
Money- to Loan ort Lowest Rates.
W1NGHAM
IR. G. It ROSS
Graduate .Royal College of Dental
Surgeons
Graduate University of Toronto
Faculty of Dentistry'
d9 �F!CE OVER b!. E. ISARD'S STORE
YOUR SHINY NEW CAR' S YO UR MASTER, BUT LATER IT'S
YOUR GOOD OLD SLAVE,
Servant or inaeter a car Most be. the upholstery when he was eating a
The "owner' is first the proud ser- cookie; : and Evangeline is 'paddled
vent, later the comfortable master. ferociously and with common consent
There is a certain joy in eachrelation. when she puts her foot up against the
But the vast bulk of satisfaction from back of one of the seats. That car
the possession of a motor is found to has, to be kept immaculate at any
the latter state, For cars really were cost. You are happy as you can be
meant to be used for the convenience in its possession, yet your sleep is
of mankind; they were not invented disturbed by agonizing visions of.
primarily and essentially for mankind somebody spilling 'something on the
to wait on and dry -nurse. 1 hood or some garage man tracking oil,
I have lived through both these and grease tin on the floor rug.
as:' But a change comes. The strain is
even
phases of motor association, too great to keep ftp. One at a time
you and the other fellow. I have
happen. You get caught in • a
slaved, band and foot, fora pieta of things
meehanisrn that .1 sort of worshipped, rain sterni end: can't help it, You l
with ayes and heart as idolatrous as
simply 'have to splash through a pud-
those of any pot-bellied Afrite before dle, which retaliates by shooting your
a jade deity. Later on that same ear with drops of soiled water. A
of its orig-
inal,
chap at a'gasolne station drops some
turnottt—or what wee left
pristine magnificence: -••has wait- oil on the fender when putting in a�
ed on ane, wheel and engine, meekly, quart. A. draymen gets too close in
faithfully, dependably, and pias proved the congested traffic and. rubs against
itself the good old family friend, the body near the rear. The lustre
When first the new ear arrives and grows less and less, the du§'t stays on
is delivered into your hands, it shines a little longereach time, the charnels
.
is Iost, the metal polish—where did I
like the morning sun on a clear day. put that stuff' the last time I used it?
Those makers certainly do know how —is not to be found; ever since that
to get a glitter on that finish that is bottle of milk was upset on the rear-
mighty alluring. The gloss is notice-: conipartnzent carpet, it doesn't,seed'
able, yet elegant; the metal work core to matter much what else gets on it;
uscates like a sparkling`streanilet; the
that suitcase of Aunt Neile's put a
varnish on the wheels throws off the permanent kibosh .on the back of the
rays of sunlight as though they were front seat so far as its old-time gleam
superfluous and intrusive; the whole is concerned, and ---you begin to enjoy
outfit is speckless and immaculate. the ear."
You look at the ' equipage and choke, --It is your servant now, It goes
i
with emotion. You call the family Y where you want it to, when you want
out. They must be impressed, as you it to, regardless of weather;' it hauls
are impressed, with one fact; That any sort of -load needed to be hauled;
that is the way a car ought to look, its furbishment is .secondary to the
not only at first, but afterward. family's happiness and convenience,
What's the need for a car's looking and everybody loves the old boat. She
any other way any time? You say: 1 is a member of the family—not uppity
`:There,, now, is the way we are go- or snippy or dressed up in the height
ing to keep that car. Look at the time of fashion and worrying you by telling
and pains and expense and labor that you: "Look where you're going! Don't
have been expended on this pieoe of get aneall smeared I" Instead she
work, and for what? In most eases says: "Let's go!" with all the rakish
to have it soon looking like a friend-: abandon of a two-year old; and the
less piece of junk. Is this car to look whole tribe looks upon her as a rollick -
that way? Are we going to make the ing playmate and good fellow, not as
mistakes so many people make—have . a touchy something to be handled gin
the thing soon dinged and dull and gerly and fearsomely.
banged and dented andscratched and The friends eve revere and have to.
be mighty careful lste we offend them.
may be and remain valued friends. t
Butt he old standbys are the ones we(
don't hestitate to run in on when they
are in their working clothes and can
talk to as we feel like without a feel-
ing that we are in danger ofhurting
them. .Familiarity is traditionally
go out in the rain with it,you would supposed to breed contempt; but it
stay at home from a show you had doesn't unless' there is something in -
tickets to. Youcwould wait an hour at1trinsically contemptible there to assist
an intersection to avoid the faintest in the Breeding. No one creature ever
possibility of the shadiest chance of a bred anything!
slight collision; you rub it with faint- Yes, • every ear passes through the,
ly oiled chamois before you drive it painfully new stage where we work
forth in the morning; you go over its for it and belong to it and are its
bright work with exactly the proper proudly unpaid, serfs; and then it pro
sort of metal polish; you avoid laying greases on to the more: soul-connforting
your bare hand an its hood. Yon' make;: stage where it belongs to ns and -is
Eddie _t, a dirk r]oset for two our wi1liug .side -partner and :ally.
:rcrclres .,�.s r.:: -_ _�_. o __ ., �' inboth ra 5'
hours because he - dropped a crumb on.Great is the car et ge -
W. R.11/11VIBLY
C.M. •
Special antteution'paid to diseases of
Women and Children, having taken
nest_graduete work in Surgery, /We
terielegy and Scientiilc' Medicine,
Of les le the Kerr Residence, between
the Queer's Hotel. Pnd the Baptist
Church.
All business given careful attention.
Phone 54, P.O. Box '113
.. aR
HRohtC
ond
(Eng).
L,R,C.P:. (Load)
IHYSbCiA1V AND S:URGEOei
t: Dr. Obisholm's old stand)
DR. L STEW
Graduate of University et Toronto,.
Faculty et heedieine; Licentiate of the
:Ontario College of Physicians and
room:.
°Mee Entrance:
Ca
FICE IN CHISHOL'M BLOCK
OSE•.PH1NE STREET PHONE 2e
alderr. Margaret C.
General Practitioner
Graduate University of Toronto.
Faculty of Medicine
d?trtte—Josephine St., two doors south
ef _ ! Bran isle- Hats
elepbones-Office :281, Residence 1.I
Ossteopbi tic Physician
DR. F. ,A PARKER
OSTEOPATHIC- Pl-YSIC1AN
4atooiaathy, Etectriclty. All diseases
treated..
Office adjoining adj � residence Centre
Street, nest Anglican Churele (former-
Dr,
formerDr, MacDonaid's). Phony :272.
ilfilo closed ou Monday and Wednes-
day afternoon.
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DRUGLESS PHYSICIANS
Dr. Jr, A FOX
dusty and scarred? Are we?"
With one voiceyour half -tearful -
With -pride family answers you:
"No, siree! We are going to keep
her looking just as she is!"
And the whole bunch of you believe
it.
You do so for awhile. Rather than
WEARINESS
1'iu tired of the voter who comes -to may door and brags of hie
meter for three hours or more, I know teat leis wagon no
triumph could win; it's nothing to brag on, its fee/honed et tin.
It's ole' ldntg awl. hissing and groaning Ina pain., lits cylinders miss
ing—a seedy old wain: And yet line a fetintain he gurgles his
yarn of climbing a mountain and jumping a tarn, of. whizzing
through gravel and swimming ;thxo:ugh mid—hrls triumlihs of
travel would curdle your blood. in vain my endeavor to boost
my own bus, for hours and forever he kicks up his fuss, I strive
every intuits to edge in a word, but when I begin it iris thunders
are Beard. His : voice is appaling, it stabs like 'a lenge, and when
he is bawling I haven't a ehanee; My car is a dandy and ;fain.
I'd trelste to anyone handy its eicto.ries great. Aly larynx is sag-
ging, my voice le too low; when people are bragging I haven't
a Show. So came dippy creatures to boast of their cars, and blow
in my features the fumes of cigars. They know I can't bellow.
and roes like a gale, so I am tht tallow who lists to their tale.
Discoverer`of insulin
A unique tribute is being paid to Dr.
P. G. Banting, the youthful discoverer Newfoundland 8shesinsn while en
of the'insulin cure for diabetes. Ile '
Crag
has been invited to open the *Canadian
gaged in cutting fragments Froin bergs r
National Exhibition at. Tcrouto, and to pack round their fish, have been
a hummock upon
the 'e
In g killed by
well, for he is very reticent a ;bout pub v'hieh they 'were standing rolling right
Wonder of Nature That
Sailors Dread.
No one what has• seen an iceberg can
ever forget the be+anty of the sight—a.
glistening meniitain :of the sea with
breakers roaring into its eaves and
streams of water pouring from its pin-
nacres in the warmew aT.
But this sight is more appreciated
by the passengers than by the Crew of
a passing step. Luckily modeu:n invert,-
tions
nvenrtions have made icebergs nigh less
dangerous than formerly, but woe to
the ship that through some mishap
conies iuto collision with ane!
4 Consider this remarkable fact alone.
A berg is sometimes se delicately bal-
anced that the tcueh of a man's"hand
would upset it. Thie :delicate poise is
causedby the constant rays of the sun
on the exposed. portion (only once-
eighth of the whole), and by the cor-
rosive action of the salt water on t'be.
submerged portion.
Thus it has atm Happened that
has accepted, though much against hrs
•
CHIROPRACTOR
Office Hours: 2 to S and i to -8 pen,.
Wednesday .afternoons by Appoint:
inent only.
Telepone 191,
H. MeINNES
CHIROPRACTO'R
Qualified Graduate
for diseases
�'ttijustnieuts given
alts kinds, specialise in dealing with
t%hiidren. Lady attendant- Night Calls
responded
Lathe 'onScott St,, Winghsm, OnL
(ie house oe the lute Sas Walker),
Haters 2 to SAO pan. Ev enlzrgs r to
g >x,xtt„ and by appaintrsent. Phone 166.
oey
NA l firs, ttil
tki lt�i
here
e �K l
bleat t
::Ilk@4 e yeti Wetted
4".tNaiId
t.
t He Qnty Stared.
ithiss Sharpe—"So that` your
scheme, Is it, lir. Sapp?"
Reggie'—"Yes: I see it all with my
--nw;--mind's ave.;
Mire Sharpe—"Oh. that accounts for
your wanting to get into a bind pool,
I'in sure.
Pop's Fault.
"Pop, I got in trouble at school to -
anti it's all your fault."
,`low's that, nay ,soar
"Wel, you remember when I asked
ou lxow much a. million dollars was?"
"Yea, I remember.
'1Veli, teacher asked Me to-dSy. and,
'hellura lot' isn't the right answer."
Taking off the glove when shaking
hands is a link with the time when it
' was done to show that no knife was
;'concealed.
Insurance Laughs.
They -ways in wl-lch application forms
for insurance are fired up are often:
more amusing than enlightening. Here
are some examples:
Mother died in infancy,
Father went to bed fern lig well, and
the next morningwoke u dead.
Grandfather died suddenly at the
tare of 10a Up to this time he bade
fair to reach a ripe old age.
Applitint did. not know anything.
about maternal posterity, except that
they died at an advanced age.
Applicant did net know cause of
mother's death, bat stated that she
tally reeoveeed from her last illness.
Aplilbeant had never been fatally'
;sick.
Father died suddenly.; nothing seri-
ous.
Grandfather died from gunshot
wound caused by an arrow shot'by an
bedlan.
Mothers last illness was: earned
from chronic rheumattem but she was
cured beteeredeath.
a.
A Perfect Right.
_ The lady would
bight on entering
the aura at s, -fashionable wedding.
"Friend of the bride or the bride-
groom'?" i eke1 the Verger.
"Neither;" she :aid with pride. "I'ai
the organ blower's y pinna lady:"
lic appearances: In Iris honor it is to ever -
be International an Science year, anc3
the foremost scientists in the Dominion with au iceberg she can be destroyed:
will be invited to meat him on opening in two ways: Tho Weenie of tons of
da He is at present in Great Britain. ice can fall down on her from the es -
r p posed portion,or her keel cam • be shat-
tered by the action -af tbe submerged
How to aunt. part -
Wb e i a ship comes into collision
To run eeroperly requires regular Sometimes it happens, that a vessel
traaning, bat Lente hints may be use- is scnor:ed right out of the water by
ful. Never lean forward. You will the sudden heaving of tills` sutmefged
never see a cranksprinter in any other part_ An almost incredible case was
posture except an erect ane. reported a few years ago of . the Por-
All disttanees up to a mile should be tic, which, when sailing for Newfound -
run upon the toes. For longer die- /and, struck a berg, with the result
ashe was lifted high: and. dr
that a y
*twelve feet above the surface of the
seal
There are people still living who can
recall the gruesome story reported in
1841 of an especially large iceberg
seen a the coast of St. John's Island,
heavily, for eau well .1,r -nae ,be f and Newfoundland. - Ica the . centre of the.
Jar the whole body.' Nothing causes' berg, embedded"between two hills of
fatigne more rapidly than this jarring, ice, were two ships, with no living be-
j` -
i gthem and their masts n
be -
Do not kick up Y$eis. behind you, for_ Ina gone,
this means wasted energy, and do not
spread your ,feet widely apart. The
best runnels put their feetout in a
perfectly straight line. -
Thie arms from the shoulder should
swing in unison with the legs, the
right arm moving with. the left leg,
and vioe Versa.
tanmes., tine should run on the bah of
the toot, -
Ile very careful cat to .over -stride,..
Anything over seven feet four inches
is too long a stride, and will speedily
tire the runner.
Care must he taken not to run
Not Active.
ieirs, X—"is Mrs. de Muir an active
member of .your sewing dreier
1llrs. y—" ikly goodness, no!
She
never has a, word to says—just sits
there and sews all the time."
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049.91.9
When it Is ice. c or/AC"'
else is so sore to pQlease"" at
home parties, where one*.
acted guests dropp in and
for just. the family. And
nothing is more convenient
to : serve—ordered by the
case from your. dealer likes
groceries, and a few bottles
kept on ice in your refriger.
ator. '
More and more a favorite
every year for 22 years --
since the first Canadia.a
plant was established in
Toronto in 1901.
Choicest products from an•
tare make' it wholesome.
Our sanitary plant, with
sterilized bottles, makes it
pure,
TIM COCA.COLA COMPANY
Toronto, Muatregl, Winnipeg, Vancouver
go:,vowcnwa v. o'Cv�?�td�.{�: �..v..•c,�v=�4::7'af r:.,<;.hGL�':1�OMi'.,!,Y
He's Still Under the Bed
Hubby—"'jlhleree: only one thing I
like around this house!"
Wife (bristling) — "Ind:aedl; And
what's that?"
Hubby—"The ya'd•„
Both Wrong.
The oldeset inhabitant wee: entex
twining his grandson with stories, of
the severe wixete.rs he had experienced
as a young man. s.
"I remember cce very bad winter,"
said the old mean, "when- it was se
cold that the river;h4ere was frozen.
nearly weal, and the thermometer
stood at fifteen degrees below Cattle,
and. --2"
"Below what?" asked the boy.
"Below Cairo. That's . a very hot
'
place in Egypt, and when it freezes
there it's mighty cold. so they say
that the teinperateire is so many de-
grees below. Cairo."
"Oh, I didn't know that," said the
boy «.x_. thougbt..it was called Nero
after the much who fiddled during the
Fire of London,"
Misunderstood.
Boy Scout (small hut polite) -"May
I accompany you across the street,
madam?'
OldLady—"Certainly Certainlyou may, y
y my
lad. How long have you been waiting
here for ebody W take you across?"
HALIFAX HARBOR MAY COME ,INTO ITS OWN
British shippers are being urged to transfer from New York and make Halifax their port of call on this side
of the .Atlautic to avoid difficulties With the United States Government over both prohibition` and immigration
regulations. Halifax has. the finest. 1 arbor on the Atlantic coast, and when its oonstructlon program is complete
will have one of the Burnt ports ill the world. A transfer of Atlantic shipping routes to Halifax would mean a
tremendous boom to Canada. British postai authorities are being urged in the Parliament to transfer the mails
to a. Halifax route. The ;Iiieture shows the harbor as it will appear when, complete.:
i-3; , SMD DUMMY " 64
A PF- , Cr WONDE..fr
OR HIS ACs
rrI3°p
Natural Resources
Bulletin
The Natural Resources Intel-
ligence Service of the Depart-
ment of the Interior, Ottawa,
says:—
It'
ays:-It• is interesting to note in
connection witlhe development
of Canada's natural resources
that Canadian tobacco is look-
ed
ooked upon very favorably by the
British importers and many
facturers on account of its sup-
erior flavor, and in this respect,
is superior to tobacco imputed
from other British colonies,
such as South Africa and
Rhodesia, while at the same
time it compares favorably
with that imported from the
United States.: So great is the
demand for Canadian tobacco
that over one million pounds,
grown in Essex county, Oxi-
eario, was shipped to Great Bri-
tain during 1922 to be used in
the manufacture of cigarettes,
pipe tobacco and twists. In
anticipation of increased re-
quiremeuts of this commodity
in Great Britain it is reported
that :a British tobacco Barin Inas
purchased' land at Kingston,
Ontario, and propeses'to %erect°
a modern factory there for the
r processing and curing of Can-
adian leaf tobacco. The Can-
adian Tobacco Growers' Co-
operative Company has entered
into a contract to supply the
new British .firm with 2,000,000
dark leaf tobacco.
pounds of,
ti
1
Keep Kendall's
always in the barn.
A strained muscle, a
sprung tendon, a jolt
or a knock demands immediate„"
attention. A few hours' delay wilt
result in a long iamenesss -perhaps.
in the loss of the horse. Kendall's
Spavin Treatment has saved mare.
horseflesh than all the other known
remedies. Under tine name of
Kendall's. Spavin Cure, . it is the
forty -year-old standby of horsemen,
fanners and veterinarians.
Geta boldo of kezdnl's today.
t .
tea, for the Free Boob or
w, ate for It to
DR. B. J. Kis,^dD. L •COMPANY,
Eb OSSURG PALLS. Vt.,U.S.A.
issuE' No. 28--'28.
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