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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1923-03-15, Page 6its Inti lV!! .VANCWi Thulzs9, 1lMClli iltl (1II d8 ,111 1lll til lltlllllI !JP d,WW 91fJN cin JL JIVI 11 , FIJI, AND SAT.1 yw rziatior?al' Middleweight Battle Between .,,lar ("Scrap Iron") 0 ur Champion of Milltown vs. 19 aset laA � t3S Milling,Ur ere Welterweight Champion of the Middle West THE CTRE'ATEST RINE F;9GXIT;EV'ER SCREENED Get every thrill of it in 11547-7-7 tt =1 I Four rounds , of the Fastest -' Fighting You've Ever Seen. Ring -side Seats 25e. Saturday Matinee at 3 o'clock. 1k1 arte Admission -to. Ring -side Seats, Mat: ,Children toc, Adults t5c Evenings, Children /5c, —t Adults 25c. 6 2 Shows Saturday night at 7.45 =11 and 9.x5. P�4—II 11III »111- i II111E111'II 111811I1II 411113111 aat 11 Income Forms 4 rirved Winghasn is uow supplied with"in- tatrme tax forms. A large number of the various forms arrived at the local post office ' the past week to he dis- tributed to the people ofJinghani and district. There are four varieties ef fprms: Form Ti is the form on which every'individual whose in - came is assessable is to be made. Foran Txa is the form on which farm- ers must make their returns. Form Ta is for employersshowing the wag- es showing the wages paid their var- ious employees,. while T5 is for cor- porations showing the ' dividends is- sued ,to the shareholders. The post office is simply the medium through which the forms are issued to those, who require them. The post office officials are not authorities on income tax and so will be able to do little but give the forms out. u!aml:�waapw atliaa n�. IR+aaWlataa,aAmW!mwa;saaaarete w+asaa mgpaf l Dailies and Weenies I read each day the deity preen, but oftentimes it is a mess, Z do desp;ee the useless daily, which, with red type is lit tip gaily, len gives us only sins and scandals, wild acts of murderer's and vandals, If what they serve for our inspection, were of our life a true cross section, I'd think the earth was on the skids and sliding down toward Satan's grids, that Eve's fair daugh- ters, all were scutal, and all of Adam's sons, by gum, were mall with dope and soaked in rum. But in my daily walks I find most folks are patient, true and kind. They do an honest daily stint and seldom find themselv- es in print, for if they're short on wicked capers, they are no asset to the papers. 0, I am glad these. wholesome rhymnes are published in the Billville Times, that 1 may air my half-baked viewswithin the :weekly Honiebur'g News. Jones builds a barn and builds it goad, then paints it red- .1 knew he would. A simple rule tale, and yet, when printed in the last Gaz- ette, that item brings to you and me, some visions others cannot see, of rad barns where we used to play and jump from big 'beams to the .hay, which rose beneath in "springy swells and filled the air with pleasant smells: The country weeklies now and then print common facts for common men, the old old facts of death and birth, of iovend life :upon the earth„ but in a lot of city journals, too many shucks come with the kernels.—Bob Adams.: THAT TOWN HALL PIANO The Advance, Wingham, Ont. Dear Sir:— Several weeks ago I noticed in The Advance, you would like sugestionsw, whereby money can be raised to se- cure a pia.•ao for the Town Hall, My idea is to':-;ive a high-class concert in the hall, and I will provide the best talent Toronto has to offer. I would ask fifty per cent. of the receipts and expenses. ri.. Mr. Prank Blachford, a brilliant violinist, well known throughout the province, pianist; and myself, soprano soloist of Bloor St., Baptist church, well known to. Wingham as ' Laura Homuth; will comprise the list of art- I ists. . Every Sunday evening 'I sing to over three thousand people, as awe hold our evening service in the ma - 'town 'theatre and our quartette is the►' highest paid in the city. I I feel sure if the concert is properly , advertisedeyou will have no difficulty in filling the hall and be able to make money. I will be glad to hear if this suggestion meets with your approval, and when a date can be arranged, 1 would suggest right after Easter. Laura Hosnuth Marshall. Spa • 11hictiv You .w tocrease u)r Profits If you'll talk over with me the advantages Toronto Stable Equipment will bring to your farm. Toronto Stable. 'Equipment is _designed to save ;you .labor, keep the stable cleaner, peep • your •cattle healthier, more con- -tented, more 'profitable, Lt's talk :this great"''irprove- meant over. :Toronto "Stable E•fquip- ment includes : Stalls, :Bull Pens, Water Bowls and •Litter•.Carriers.,, . WR IFL Davidson t PI°' �l:CTIC HEALTH RESTS upon' the proper vertebral adjustment. The entire nervous system of the body is Connected with the spine. I shall ke glad to explain fur- ther in consultation, the great benefits of Chiropractic in re- gaining and maintaining health.; a.. ALVIN FOX, Chiropractor Hours to -tat 2-5, 7-8. Phone xg alga.tk' -t atrt :4i}.mv-;•;::";`'t;;;:.,.J;:'r: aa'r:, k•:•wa'isr:u!; y t• N• ,- ,k J ; ,w t, k ,s,.:4 f hk }a,+ ::r: •:j11 i'st1'4ei?,.=.,:•:;,i:i'r`11 ; a r.. a4 p-". .4lata t,r °d'•.':' I"I�: I-�'Nf'�'i to' �'.:1�'•;n;l 1113 2`:Ifits:t;:l.;,.{r�,t;+;;,:•:r:; fi.ot t�, �k� ,�; Gg� i :... r 1,.:�f'.'tr4, .,lu , I` g • -''"'�-`' is WALL PAPER is one of the most impotta.ntt &dares of lacune decoration With, it you can turn dull rooms into bright and cheerful onee. ,Ask for the new and artistic papers produced by 1 ail wp tl l J. .. " mr� d, • c5114 4el s 14 t,A You have never seen n atytilng this new width, but 3mt can also quite so'fine wall decorations or ' paper a room more easily and with so full of new ideas for the adorn, fewer rolls. Thera too, there is the rent of the home,improved appearan whigh t'u .bltt The new Boxerl.'apers e.,2 from fewer sea, finches wider thanthe old type of The are ideotffied bythe sane �:. `� Notartl e :, � C7 � �., Vali Papa, yarn. fox � � on the selvage of every beautiful designs madeadeossible possible" by roll --your assurance osatisfaction, roR 6,61L13 13Y MASON . N. t it Ui 16 I AN ,14,ET111 NFXT Editor of Advance; Frequently, very often indeed of late have .l told to myself, you "Herr Krockman,' 1i1'.ve not, the business to adopt -a procrastinating standoffness, as averYpermanent policy, when You see other countries, just as much for ,eign than your own to Canada, devel- oping patriots, who write to the pap- ere to show up their own country, and expose its tongue to what, they liken to its great advantage., The time has come for you, Krockman, with less. than no deubt, now that one of the "Ladies of Hell," has danced into the local papers, to take up your ponder- ous pen, and give the fatherland, and its tale -telling tongue, a better,reader; and more reliable exposure than the swift, swords of its mighty war -lords ever indulged. [Peace be with, and from them.] - With Timothy tuning up his Irish harp, and Jocly blowing his Scotch. bag -o -pipes, and mineself tooting. the, German trombone, it is, maybea good orchestra have come to Wingham, which will boost thetown divinely better than a Lions Club or a bored -o- trade. I would have broken into the col- umns of your very modest paper long ago, but my broken. English,or dis- rupted Scotch, •I don't know. which- ever it is, has very decorously, and fittingly tied 'my tongue. Howsom- ever, the many subscriptions I have paidyou'for your priceless, four cent paper, so 1prtg, Mr. Editor, tokens me the right to write, now-aftd again. aSo, if you are as hospitable as you look, maybe you will print my stuff, once in awhile. If you do, I hope you will break it up into sentences, short and sweet like Timothy's, as. I ,am, very long in 'the ,wind, and know besides that the 'bulk 'of your -readers, or may- be I should say the balkiest of your. readers, are Scotch, who can't follow the expression ofconsecutive thought, when built intotthe Jong sentences us- Bally;favored by great German writ- ers, like mineself. Maybe a few of my choice 'satellites. You have got a good -staff, I know for .breaking things up, which breaks them up where they, should be broke too, with- out. murdering then, like .some of the other papers .'do, one of which you could throw a stone at from yopr, of- fice door, knowing as you did so too, that -you were not living in a glass house yourself. It is a many years since I left the fatherland, and might have been many niore, if I could have dodged the con- scriptions laws. Law's ' over there, libwever, then were laws. Laws will- ed into life by autocracy. They were sacred' things, inviolable, oathless, in- escapable. Laws reverenced by the common people; whom they enslaved. Laws over there were fine "pieces of mechanism, absolutely flawless, al- most unbreakable. When I think of some of our Can= adians laws, -our Divorce laws, our Prohibition laws and some ofour oth- er sham preventive laws, I' ,realize how as laws, German laws, excel ours; how �Gentian thorou thoroughness `bet betters ' g to s ou eCanadian makeshifts. Note, that I favour thoroughness;' Mr. ' Editor, for indeed I detest the word, I loathe it. It poisons the sweetness, the viv- acity, the healthiness, or all of us, whose likeness to either angels or dev- ils, is neither pronounced nor 'desir- able. But I have'taken up too much of your space already, and though my first wind is not nearly exhausted, your space is limited and your pat- ience may not be too extensive; so, wishing you many good-byes, and hoping that this letter may leave you and my readers better and easier than it left me, and promisiiitg you , will hear further from hie in a'short dis- tance, 'I arn, ' Yours respectfully,' Herr ICrockman. MISS DOLLAR Have you seen Miss Dollar Tripping down the street, Trim from hat and collar To her dainty feet? She has come to Winghann--` Just for Dollar Day, Dressed in silk or gingham, Black or brown or gray, On her face, Miss Dollar Wears a worried look, Like a High School scholar, Studying a book. Eyes .serene or saucy, Pink cheeks like a rose, Fluffy hair or glossy, Freckles on her nose, She's a song or sonnet, She's a tricky kid, She may wear a bonnet; Or a fancy lid. Search then for Miss Dollar, With• persistence fine,, Like a :British trawler,` Hunting German mane;' If you find Miss Dollar, By some lucky chance, Right hand touch her collar, Left hold "The Advance," Say, "You're mite, Miss Dollar, Long has been my search, That's the way to call her Down from off her perch, Neutulcs, Four Eclipses In uszg In the year. 1923, there will be four. eclipses, two of the sun and two of the moon, x—A partial, eclipse of the moon on Mareh 2nd; visible in Ontario;, the be- ginning `visible generally 'in Western Asia, Europe, Africa, the Atlantic', Oce n, South America, except t the ex- treme north western part of the Pac- ific Ocean, 2 -'-Mn annuat eclipse of the sun on March 16th and x)th„;visible in the southern halt- of South America and: South Africa, 33--A partial eclipse of elle moon on August 2Eti z,, the begyining and end- ing visible generally in North Amer- ica, except the extreme north, eastern part. ,4--A total eclipse of the sun on the lobi of September, visible in Canada; as a Iartiai eclipse. i1.1.1-111111E111 ismiummimalmi; 4,1114 ease, na sienecanalearatuarataatiaMel a ) �n1p11111 111111 111 1111111 I!iillhu!!Il/11111111111��,�1 1jVI il�u��ll (I1Dj , lI. t , l 1 ► I. ��� ►_ roti 5 5 01.4!W.s un HnP„e!'j' GgOnPayge ,,,,p0.0.11 .• "Wizen the Nord ten truck was first exhibited in Western Canada we pur- chased a number of them for use at Calgary,:and this fleet was rapidly added to until to -day we have thirty- two Ford Trucks in use throughout Western Canada These Trucks ire used stat,+br 50 re• tai deliveries, and for that purpose we dif: d the= very Satisfactory, e,. irillE trade -mark of P. ' Burns & Co. Limited, Calgary, Alberta, appears on 32 Ford. Trucks, The Popularity, of the ``Shamrock Brand!' has bee "establishedH and is , being maintained 'throughout Western Canada by rapid and dependable delivery through the aid of Ford Trucks. The Ford Truck has accomplished.' big things for hundreds. of large ;,:>,a.dian th'ms. The same economical and dependable service can be applied with equal effective- , to smaller firms by the use of a Your order „placed to -day will assure you 'one at the present low -record price. The one -ton truck chassis sells . for . 93 f. o. b. Ford, Ont. Government taxes eta. Standard , truck bodes are avail- able t: t low prices. You can buy on time. Ford Dealer your o r at )Ince. • Id, am, FORD MOTOR COMPANY OF CANADA, LIMITED, FORD, ONTARIO n 61. °1141,16+4 ,III 4i' • FI'! ua,R.il: . L,,41 m.�_aea,m Maketh A Ready Man For the cultivation of mental read- iness and of fluency, accuracy and crispness of speech, as well as of ease and grace of manner, young people should take 'part in debates. If the school curriculum does, not offer op- portunities of the sort, they should organize meetings to discuss topics of public interest making"it a rule that there should be no speeches that have been framed in advance and committ- ed to ptemnry. Each speaker chn,ila. read and study on the question as much as possible, but he should not resort to the tise of , pencil or note- book. Training of that sort, if persist- ed in, will enable even the slow and. inarticulate to formulate their thought clearly and ;logically and to clothe it in adequate words. KEEP A GOIN'1.' If you strike` a thorn or rose, Keep a-goin'! If it hails, or if it snows, ICeep a-goin'.!, 'Taint no use to sit and whine, When the fish ain't clothe line, Bait, your hook and keep on tryin'; Deep a-goin' I When the weather kills your crop, Keep a-goin&l' When you tumble from the top, Keep a.-goin' i' S'poseyou're .out of every dime, Giffin' broke ain't any crime, Tell the world you're feelin' fine:— Keep a-goin'!' When it looks like all is up, Drain the sweetness from your clip,. Keep,argoin'! See the wild birds on the wing, Tear theebells that sweetly ring, Whett you feel like singin', sing Keep a-goin'! RELIGION AND COFFEE The editor of the Smith Fall's News finds himself' entirely out of accord with the plan, conternpl'ated by some Toronto churches, of serving' coffee and cake during a social , hour after the close of the' regular .church ser- vice, and he warms up and delivers thus: "When churches and, niinister,s of the Gospel have to resoFt to such ,means to attract young uteri, the church had better lock its doors and' the preacher take to farming, Relig. ion we snean "church rel, ioii is 'be- coming such a farce, that itis hard for good •isnd true nten and women to continue to identify themselves isclves with it. True religion, on the teachings of J'estts Christ, cannot be found fault withbt, causc of the cowardly hypo - crate who t?retendlta be'its exponents: acid representatives, but the rmdefn 9liurch is to be fotuid fault with be- cause it allows such . "hypocrites to. i5 ttol it.Prominence in c i 1 u rr',I i rvorl;, today means a ready talker, plenty of gall, and 'a fair showing of wealth, l.f onelues those, requisites, he has no trouble in secutieg the leading posit- ions in the ehtarch. They may be the nr ' alt kind of grafters, political 101 1.4 Bel Saateaaeaa \AilmpJApa/}W41..l!SJ:• • r\Vry\!k°\TJ"';lVMIK,,'MISSJ.'LCGJ=$S4.I JS USE. V LILIES FLOUR FO OUR PRICE LIST Five Lilies Flotir Quality Flour (Blended) . , . , ; ,, Pat -a -Pan Flour; Pastry Flour is 15e per bag less in buyers' bags"and a reduction in five hag lots. Samson Low Grade Flour Feed Flour Shorts Bran We have a quantity of Spring Wheat 64 lbs. to the bus. It is suitable for sowing crop: Price $x.so per bus. IV 00013 BREAD .$3.70 per bag ....$3.50 perlaa.g, 90c per 24lbs. further 15e per bag $2.00 per hag 11,85 per hag., $29.00 per ton $2II.9Q;Pea too for seed, testing over alone or for a mixed 6.."11.9 Five Lilies Flour Best of All Flour.` iY aul? iiiVim Vial, ill, 11 ai dam, i f i 's'',-114T,g I.tra Ftakl®86 eep r ft, —•, AND -- . e Peel YOUR. POCKET -BOOK W0137 GET TRIMMED We guarantee r.B oz, to every pound and only the best quality. Bulk goods solei from Dust and Vermin proof bins ving the North End will appreciate oar effort to serve them inn courteous manner, we extend an. invitation for 'their' inspection of our stored Try our i3ulk Teas,. w'e know''what they are and stand behind them' Teas are advancing Orange Pekoe Black ,;.: Gunn: IE"owrla y' Green • �P er lla. _„ ,.... � �i p w-- Salada Tea, any kind, at the old Price. Inspect our store and be convinced: •Highest Cash Princes,, paid for ail Farm Produce, Ir 16111111ilillill nehMervetr taitattailtwilt''m OGS kalif P r „ .sox A( 11.1 flllPa 01.4.11 14n(111101 ,' %1 ylil ,tM �',lul a k{'/4.11. W i l'Ifl:i I,' im Nlevnulmaatlm mo-:lr�miAnml,awmnmatn+nmmM��f.alu� �I�Y liberail y. 'Clic yoirl�; mean' of tad.tty 1 True earnest, slrnple 'Gospoi' preaoiling. a,i tricksters and robbers of the widow and their unsuspecting friends; they may : hatre contributed, Jorge, sums to the church oat of the funds of those who have --tritsfed'them with their say- ings, it"'makes no difference so Iotig as they put up a respsictable front, talk well, entl eoutinue toctntribtite, i INI'tr IIPh, JiI �a lll�lltl�� 'Nl,it f If"�i1Nii N�ilY� 1 ''t: a {4:lai ik.II�.li4�o 4Wt!I�. x61. !1.iI 4 . j'. see : t all ,has they i tit r a de Stan it Cpl Y d and true, as .well as trusted men as church officiate, will do more td at- tract young moll to the church that, alt the rake aixd coffee ever Inanu- f,tetured,"