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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1922-08-10, Page 3Ode Rural Rhymes moomenaconds '1'hemelley,! Fast xoth«, xg2 ItE W1NGHAM'ADV,A.NC,t Moini)'l ipiituonsiimiiioni IISIIa IILIIomiiio Mitis iii IlistiI 11II )iItliililMl] MII II !1 iii 1 INS IIMi >A m ii r ' • nion Stores ilk. Chain ,grocery' Stores of Canada=iNiiingl�am, itr' Ont,1' •:l ,w iaChi t 1111 :Choice ,•�_B+ansvviek III r,ho IM ,LC-ertR.;Per :illi.• ne:.Sliced�1. .i11 5 Peas, 2ti1 :...- 25c Sardines, 4 tins:25c t. ce':.Red Salmon, inion, lb tin got- 'bottle -....... 85c I A Matches, 3 boxes -_.� 31c s iCastile Soap, 3 cakes ._ xec =-. Rinso, 2 pkges __ +x5c I Soap Chips, ,2 lbs resp 11; I, Pure .Lard, ,2 lbs. . . 37c_I _ ,m, • 1 Butter and Eggs Taken. ,Ai �IilimilIY oolisilIIliIiimiilili!IMIiiiilil l imIIrliliilll®Iii■Iii 111®) ismoilitilis1III IJ csiiiiiii tits' I A FQRD 'When I rid e .•..,, and I striete el fume and •:language For': it seems"yours "For blamed tow id that folks thein down—ole. ant riding'! '['hough I honk my gears, to " der , Folks ;seem- plugged with my But—then 'oh and While the erstwhile nimbleclo tales:to 'Then I say that walk Deserve an 'It's a shame gawk) 1i ND- A -FOOT old tin, bus, the traffic, often ease ,in the .while on suiciiling„ me to ruin days when 1 and I grind my tonsils ;or to have 'brush them `'a flood . of inpeePer! change to tell their "Those' folks gape and Gee it's' tou g •h on the chap that's; riding-•" I ' When I'm all fussed up and the wifel. and I walk out for wee bit air - ing, We're happy as larks, but by and by, •truly" commences swear - :' ingl Hither and thither, hereand yon,_ - there': comes lie: wild rockets : shooting, - Leong streams of autos with engines a-hutn; lights e -glare, • and horns .-tooting: • And ve're'splashed with'mud, anour tempers rise, as we stand at some street crossing, Where eye` choke with rage at the heartless guys and the mud their ' cars are tossing. , We decide a2 last to make a'maddash ,nouns and putting xesolve into action, With prayers on our lips and with " teeth that gnash, we cross—miss- ing. death by a fraction! 0 .1 say to m ;< —when I get my "There is no use ]u l t in ak g Those hogs in cars should be •put to death! Gee, it's tough on the chap that's walking!" ar ' to in a. ou d a rfiy :to (dodge I fret and I' sitpergraphic;' to .me that -area bent jnet dare, the my barn, and.I' shout to be dumb, ears --till 1 fender-- bo '! hat y w of adjectives lame ns, as they w:"popper." 'theThen to -my elf: awful hiding! site way they • alllllllllllll'I •� ltd The calls a Can Ilse' Inand' �-. business, world—time. . I it IIIIIIIIIII Il I III k. \.. \ \ „ I y I I, 1 1111111111111 III , d a� fi ra sig, }�•- -1, 1 x1 i i � a. a. .1., S ,..{ EmergeneyHelper goes shouts 'the part. Y,:,• You'll bet �' Distance—the and .h Bell P I I it I II is ,a 11 5 Ii �!' v�� , IY ; when maiiufact a supply. C. 7 i 11111111111111111111111111 I i" ?' -. "�'1 l f I i 7 hl �} 1 i {�5 a, ,L,'ui. !, Long the the ..' get r 1 �• t .for . Hoe save B. III) 1 ,. I, r� I II„ rI J, fl �.N • �t A . ;,. machinepart—right- every'hour ' 1t replies. — the _ROBINSON, I II hill II I I r a, 111 �1 I ` I i II 1 S t t ;f n' c'' 1 ,Ia,t i ` 'i' :A:'r. farmer ,re�,•s this service.,'•; the Studyhow m le , DF ai l I I iII Illi 1 � 1 I I Iillillllllllill it I II IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIUIIIIInIIIIIIiIiIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIiIiIIIIiIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIiIIiIIiIIIIIIIIIuin - / / .mte 1 ' I pa e;r_ � _i^Lr1 .z.J.l � u l 1 I � I �. 'd , yy . M 'li; , 'kc•I;,�y "Crack!” of harvest, "Het !" _p up new Sure . manufacture you, Y Long mand and Every Telephone. t o _ ,vti Xi1137'Gs 4 an r 1 h�` 1 �r �. , in Rural. between Y it t h is a. C,i r -TT* s .u4aP ii J” 1. i I 'r ,I .I t JJ `f _ I I t1 ..,...-- G,. ,.,t r— = .ANT:- 1. t i .e ,�: = •9�— the middled as 'h and orders Mail,'.. ;. ' de- de _ to 'your i ng -in the • Long Lon • Station '' tl li q I I : . ,,AA Cl , �, c ,, I i. , ,fI In .�• • �i + '� i r. cavae �'. most most L. l r a +F At 4 Distantce. over: service f afternoon ? . � ,1l i, I f counts. ,: directline:' expensiven MANAGER. v'-. �t vel qt: .•ly r. y' %• � N - s the telephone, station by t o. apply .. pp • DfstartCe a 7 i ti, '1:":-4,111.,,,a1!'" , 1 4>Y ,.-Nt ois>�,Nn4�o6 ea eat" , .. ''Jill: arrive Special We have . a /Figs of good at $20.00 Bran, Shorts JOHN about. i e. i I this week ed ° it"ree d in wheat, o make 1i zr 63 Tiour is 'Vi the middle of prices oil tlueacar. quantity o Recleaned quality, heavy a ton,,whfch will GDo'd `Hog Feed.'' and Low rade at Lowest Prices. p �1. 9m� HOMUT-, SCJC10ESSOR TO 1IOWSON .IiOW O t y E3 "„"�, lrtir, feed, Seeds, Potatoes, etre. Pkavnest Resider to I'y5, Store 4: 11Fatllt)p5 British Explorer Coln jjARDLy Caught a 3O9 Lb. Fish' That interests cele It stS T '••R. The Americans' who- beheld the clamber t oft e 'Pa - ;Plesiosaurus m ou h to ,Soman ,Jake and swing his mailed ;body through the jungle the, other „clay, were scarcely - more surprised :thanthe • am $ 'famous: English explorer, F. A. Mitchell -Hedges, F,L,S., F.R. G,S„ when, in. Jamaica last winter, he landed a."360 -pound fish, which has en ancestry dating back', some hundr.0ds of tli•ousands of years. Aa ',exclusive aeeount sent the To- ,ionto .Sunday, World by Mr.0, .�k'raser, .explains the enthusiasm of 11[x. Mitebell-H-Iedgss for the scientific possibilities of Ca;•ibbean `�t�*aters, "1 Jzave been interested in the big dish and marine life of tropieai waters all my life, but anything• I lead iniag heed (has teen far surpassed „by `the diacove les of ow• visitor," writes Mr. Fraser'. "Ira one instance a line of the ea*olutionary ,ehaia has coma to light, ;tvhicli-will be a revelation: to_ scien- tist$. _On another .occasion it took the <:entiae'strength pi: ten. of: the aa- tivee to d;eg a -leviathan aseore." Can : it be . that the; descendants .of the great fish which. szi*aliotvea the Prophet, ,Tona,.h. and carried .him about the Mediterranean for three days are in the waters about Jamaieee Nica- ragua and other Caribbean•lands'r Mr. Mitchell -.Hedges, famed as hunter and big.game fisherman, left England' last September in an en deavor to ascertain in the interest of sport and science evat' giant fish and other marine life might ekist•in the .virtually' unknown waters of the Caribbean Sea and the Pacific Ocean! Ile also'planzie4 in the same expedi- tion to attempt an elucidation of' much of .the mystery surrounding the civilization of the ancient Aztecs. But he. never reached the Pacific and never dug into 'an Aztec' mound, so fascinating were his discoveries off Jamaica. Of these adventures, Mr. Fraser was an eye -witness. The 'which was the he 3G hugest catch, of the party, isnot the largest marine speeimen ever found. Whales, are, of course, `enormously mon' r iar • lastNovember a ate larger and , -e' feet in ` length and e ent i v Y ht g s g weighing ifte@ti ns was washed ashore- at Cape )4 y. But among h cr a,t ir�s�whigh Ye e r c�hare• ,, gt i o fi sh e ttclielet- �cteL st es '� s h Hedges. specimens are of unique im- agine interest. i in the minds The question raised h v ofour.of the discoverer and corre- spondent ia: ,t fish ofthe Jurassic Do the rest sh h g age still remain in the vast waters of g s_1 the Caribbean and Pacific? The' Cape May monster, its fifteen tons- being lmweight'o fivefull grown a o fthe f u w s g ofevidence ele harts is one bigpiece d p in the affirmative. "The extraordinary similarityto• a<. Y re file m ramal and bird life of the p , a J r -ssic -age which isexhibited in ua w a o fish 'I seen brought Haan f the eh have Yc e an his ashore byMitchell-Hedges d g native assistants, collectively. 'forge v - remarka.ble links in the chain of e o 1 •tion 'connecting ourswith thatby- one :- u ee g Y gone age," writes Mr -Fraser'. Some of these specimens were caught off. the mouth of the Black river, Jamaica; near Mr. Fraser's home; others were farther out in the Caribbean when first sighted and' g oar ooned: P Descendantsra hersurvivors t than of an age when euornious creatures swarmed about the globe, the whip- ays. of Jamaica are none the less related to the monsters of other days. h st d y The whiprays are _, also known as ting -rays and trygons. Their essen- tial mark is the tail which is of-uz;: ttanal length .and hast;* cliaracteris- tics. The tail is smooth, flexible and la''sh-like, armed . near the base with bony spine several inches: long, sharp at the point and serrated along , the sides.' It is' Capable of'inflicting L�' • severe and"'ve:'y •paiifful'wound, which appears'to be potsa,T�ed by the sliiue with which the sting Is covered. Such"is, the tail of the whipray of 360 pounds landed by ten natives un- der the. direction of eir-. 112ftc?7eil hedges. -There are other whiprays in other• parts of the Western• heni'l- splmere, notably in the North . tien- tic, blit so far none to riyal the Jing: tshman's catch.. It would, appear,. that 'the largest of these Trygonidae prefer the Caribbean. Possibly larger ones . than the one, captured will yet be discovered, but it is to be hop- ed, that few ,will have the Poisoned' tail, weich, according'to Mr. Fraser twill produce; a horrible death in three. .. minutes• if the end of the slimy swing - ng lash dots tato the human' body. Next winter, the explorer hopes. to return for a winter's study' in Janiai can waters. iza will have great sport; orae danger and a.possibiiity of find-• ng a fish with a mouth and throat arge enough• to, accominodeto the• i'noway Jonah. • CastlCszrions Tradition, Before' embarliag for, India, the Prince Of. Wales yisited:'the castle,of akham in Rutland. And follo'wiieg n' 'old tradition' he heti' to ray'the the. This tradition, over three 'hkn i•ed years ol'd;,'is •one of the' Most ttrious..' It imposes upon the visitor f note --for w=hom alone the gates re opened—the obligation to offer;a orseshoe. The Prince of Wales did of ignore this eustote, His horse-. hoe .vas placed above the flrst that gored in the collection, and. which vas received from the hands of Otteen .Elizabeth, Visitors to the London 'Foo, '.Che number of visitors to the Zoe tical Gardetie; Regent Park, fret= cnua y 1, 1921, to the end of .No- Itnber, totalled 1,536,283, showing a decicase of 203,393. as.dontpsrod with the corresponding period of last year The gate money for the •panic: pt;riee wvas :845,118, showing ii de- Cr'.aitee of -3,121'; MOVE.IN HER BED Eight Bozo* of ' IT -A 7'1lWFS" 0 C l I ttrp eta y #2alieaed. Iyer: MADAM.RICHER Labelle, P,Q,, April 18th, 1921 "I't bray duty to tell you andp ublish to all what your remedy "Fruit-a- tives" hese lone for me. 1 suffered with Rheumatism for ten months; could hardly move-. in bed; and waetniserable all the time. I tried several physicians and took many remedies, but they left me at the same place, in bed and suffering, the Rheumatism was so had. "finally started in taking"Fruit•¢-tipes" and continued the treatment regu- larly as egu-larly;as I found myself getting beater. After using eight boxes of "Fruit-a- tives" (which cost only $4.) I am completely well without a trace of Rheumatism." Madam J. RICHER, 0o a box, C for $2,50 trial size 25e. At all dealers or sent postpaid on receipt of price by Fruit-a-tives Limited, Ottawa. EASTW AWANOSH - Miss• En-una Tiay is visiting at the home of Mr. Patrick Gibbons. Mrs. C. Adams and babe of Ham- ilton,ar e visiting friends in this vic- inity. Miss Lyla James has accepted . a nositiQn as teacher at. Grand Bend, IVIis Kathleen 1 - O Ma le has return ed after taking a Kindergarten prim- ary ar co r inLondon. se FRIGHTENED! "Every ver morning 1, .woke up,I felt that something terrible' was to ha going PPen. Writes Mrs. M and sheoes on to say, y, nt I wonder if anyother woman ever had depression as I ha for o er such fits ofd v a year. • I was - utterly despondent that if it had not been for my children, ` a tit an endt I believe I world h, v to n e, PY and every 'ni h was a life. • Everydayt nightmare. I dreaded oing to bed • because 1 lay awake most of the' night.. When I' did sleep, I bad the iuost dreadful dreams. I couldn't eat. I was completelyrun down—nothing inter- ested me, nothing appealed to rue. I consultedanities several dodors. They pres - tiffereu tr m edies to buildme up but these -preparations didn't do me any good. Doctors told me]I had a nervous breakdown. I was tired all the time. I felt every day theft my strength was gradually leaving me. The least little exertion left me thoroughly tired out. 1 knew I was .gradually wasting away. I felt I was going to die and 1 was so thoronghlyniiserahle thatl did not care whether h liyed or not. And then . I heard about Carnol and what a fine tonic it vies. - At first I refused -to take it as, I was sure it'won1h'-'t do the anygood., Finally I did try it with the most won- derful, results. I am welland happy every minute of the -day now. I• eat. heartily and sleep soundly. My friends won't -believe that Caraol alone has done this for ane. I tam never despon- dent now and every day is a day of joy. What Carnot has done for me it will do for you." - r Carnol is sold by your druggist and if you can conscientiously say, after ,you have tried if, that it hasn't done you any good, return the empty bottle and he will refundyournioney. 2-122 Sold by I. Walton 1VlcKibbon CHEESE Onin r. nights w t y ago s and rainy days X often sit beside the blaze and Han- nah, whileIk toast my shins willread to Hie some bulletins. Among instruc- tive 'college prints, there's none more full : of • helpful hints than that which tells us forty ways to use the cheeses and the, wheys, h , wl ys, each one of which de- serves our. praise. Before I heard that treatise wise I filled myself with meat and pies, with four boiled eggs and things like these, and then I ate a hunk of cheese. I had the stomach- ache all night, and nightmares came my soul to fright. I tossed about with ,grief. and groans, while all the neighbors heard nay moans, From this good bulletin I learn, that when for cheese our bosoms yearn, we should not first take all that comes, then add the cheese to full -fed turns, but we should think of it as treat, and use discretion when we eat: For this my gratitude is deep I wisely dine, then sweetly sleep; no more I thrash around and weep. Instead of ghosts and specters grim, 1 dream of saints and seraphim. In loaf, or casserole, or rabbit, the use of cheese is now "a habit. No book of poems brings; me bliss to equal bulletins,like this. ' THE WONDERFUL, HAIRPIN Whenever her switch would grow sud- denly loose, She would fasten it up with a hair- pin;. And if her belt buckle grew too weak for use, She would fa,sten it up with a hair- pin. Or morning when she wished to open her mail; 11111111111111 opioxissiemnossiloommininiamimistivoill .. ..Flouse of Quality ' 1,) 'Dv ess *Dit at ex* ta CREAM SERGES --• 'fize wool cream serge, soft finish;, splendid quality, 40 in. wide al $1.0o a yard. ALL WOOL ,,SERGE -42 ii; all wool serge fine even finis:he, wonderful value at this low price,: • special $x.ro a. yard. 58 inch' Heavy Cream Serge-„ made frpin all wool -botany yarn w exceptional for suits and skirts, special at $4,25 'a yard.. CASHMERES — Cream ansa Red Cashmeres, best quality in. a fine soft finish,very suitable. for children's wear, 4o in.: wider at ;$1.65 a yard. SHEPHERD CHECK—Bros and white check dress goods,, fine quality, special value, Oce in wide, at 75c a yard: BOTANY SERGE. -54 ih- wool navy botany serge extra fine quality for dresses and suits; special at $2.75• a yard: ■ PANORA CLOTH—An all wool. Priestley's goods in ffra, ■ crepe weave, navy, garnet and copen, 44 in. wide at $z25 yard'-' ■ Or if in a magazine she read a, tale And wished to cut pages, this maid go young and frail, las. Reached up in her hair for a hair-' HOSIERY SPECIAL -Ail silk sport hose in ribbed and ' pin. ., drop stitch, grey and, black, red and black, purple and black Is tures, regular $2.5o, for $x.5o. A man might call for a whole box of tools— She simply reached up for a hair- ' pin: CREPE-DE-CHENE SPECIAL—Heavy quality . Crepe-- Cherie, fine and.closely woven, with a beautiful finish, navy aredil black, 4o inch wide, at $2.25 a yard. • a�r A man might spend g years in mechan-! ical schools, I ■ T4 leant what slie did with a hair -;S Pin'I ®- Produce Wanted Atnantioulget fl would flustered and frown ■ anders ire P P , And ask who the dickens had taken I 1®®®®®®*®®®* his wire I- Wen_ seme repairing such stuff he'd, d require -4 , She alwas felled on a. hairpin.. A scissors, or knife, or a tweezers pr awl She did very well with a hairpin: She found that thew tair •a that rose s e Y o from .her hall Was mea tired s quite well with a An egg beater broken? A laundry pipe; plugged? ed?. g A corkscrew not found? then her; shoulders she shrugged1 And reached, re while wlu a her sense of con- tentmentie l hugged, s Right up to her hair for a hairpin.' A manicuren et bottonhook and a bottoh ook too ' She always could .# find i in a hairpin., it w , In fact there was nothing a person' could do That she couldn't do with a hairpin.; One day she was wrecked in a pas -'u senger train; ' The crew cried: "Well have to send back for a crane." She` murmured,her. arm through a• crackedindo v ane: w � "Don't bother, I'll lend you a hair- pin!" air-pinl Recipe For A Good Town Pep. Grit. Push.. . Snap:' Energy. Schools. - Morality. Churches, Harmony. :Cordiality. Advertising, Persistence. Public spirit. Co-operation, Talk about it. Speak well of it. Healthy location. • Help to improve it. Advertise in its papers. Good country tributary. Patronize its merchants. Elect: good men to office. Support a- good band. A0 MILL Seeds A Speciatty. MM MMEIMMMOMMMMMMM 'Q rm r Residentent Dies In Spokane There passed away at her bonne in the Cecil Apartments, 812 Sprague tie Ave. Spokane, ash,July 12th, Mrs. Rhodenhaver, . her both year, after an illness ve Y of over a year's '.duration. great sufferer during Shewas a r the : ' f e last month of her illness and frequent- lyexpressed her wish to be taken p saes w home. Mrs. Rhodenhaver was born in Westport, Aort in the year 1863, an d came with her parents to Turnberry, when six years of age.e. Shewas mar- ried 'to Alfred Gray of Wingham, in 1885 and resided in that town until the of IS spring o,whenthey moved 9 to Marquette, ette, lich. One son and one daughter was born to that union, the daughter predeceasing in Marquette, in Gray away Mr. also passed away in x901 and Mrs. Gray with her son, Roy ,moved to Spokane in 1901.' She later was married to Edward Rhoden - haver of Spokane, who has since pass- ed awa. Since movinging toSpokane, , Mrs.Rhodenhe. er has continually v s Y owned and operated one of 7e largest w d 1 P g apartment houses in that city up till the time of her death, besides her sou, Roy L. Gray and two .grandchildren, Robbie, to years of age 'and June, 8, years of age residing in Spokane. She leaves to mourn her demise, 6 broth- ers and 4 sisters, namely, Martin of London, Ont.; Ezra and Mrs. R. A. Dinsley of Wingham; Henry and Mis. Geo. Simmons of Turnberry; Jas. of Waterloo, and John of Toronto; itfr•S: A. Runstedler, W Brampton; W m. G.Of F nP. F. A.. PA 1Agricultural Fairs I The following is a Iist of the ., of - , A,r u A r ri i. Lit -e r. Ya 4 Cil. tral. S.o�r fst~� 5 this section Win b*hamSept.eA 25thand2 ere ICincard e,Sept. eP a1s . and=ail_il.- Brussels,Sept.14thS .Se t. and 1. heal. n 28thand9 Chesley,Sept. , Se t. 2 tTi Dungannon, Oct. 5th and..alite egad Durham, Se ternbe>mat h.. .r Goderich, Gill to Sept. G ' Hanover, Sept. as t. and' ✓ted ' Harriston, Sept. 28th and .antare Hepworth, Sept.r t hand 2SPf tell Holstein Sept.i9 'tand h zcs tle. Lion's Head, October 3rd aaa.'t 41 Listowel, tin Sept. _1st. and 22nxfi. London, (Western Fair) 'Sopa. genre- Lucknow, Sept. 28th anc20:. Mildmay, Sept. 18th and saws Milverton, Sept. 28th and Vac. Mitchell, Sept. xgth and 2otk Mount Forest, Sept_ePt-2 i s� negate. Owen Sound, Sept'.. r2tli, tua�.. Paisley, Sept. 26th and; 27t1a._ Palmerston, Oct. 3rd. ant/4A. Pinkerton, Sept. loth. Port Elgin, Oct. 5th and 6tla . Ripley, Sept. 26th and 2etlL. Tara, Oct. 3rd. and 4tl1- Teeswater, Oct. 3rd. and 4tlli. Tiverton, -;Oct. 3rd. Underwood, Oct. loth,. Calgary, Alta:; and Mrs. Wm.- •At - ridge of Rapid • City, Manitoba, who was at •her sister's :bedside the last three weeks of her illness. Among the beautiful tributes l O a laid on the casket was a broken wheel from her brothers and sisters. Her death being the first break, iii the fami]v since DIED Hamilton—In Wroxeter, on Thurs- day, July »2eth, 1922, John Hamil- ton, aged 74 years and II days. KE OSTEOPATHIC PHIraCARli Osteopathy giettaikrzt All diseases freaitec Office adjoining resideneen Cesstergr Street, next Anglican Chereliie ail- -- erly Dr, MacDonalds.) Mame , The owner of'A Model 81 Overland (naive on request) tells us he recently made a 9017: mile.. trip using, only 2 quarts of Imperial Polarine Oil Heavy (as recom- mended on the l:i'nperial Chart). lig oil and kasolite Mileage is just one of the nnarny advantages of using the proper grade of imperial Polarine Motor Oils in aniy;'car or truck. Consult the Chart. IMPERIAL I . LIMITED Manufacturers and Marketers of Imperial ?olarine llfater Oils Marketers in Canada of Gargoyle 1Mlf'obiloil. • correctly Fisted Eyegta ssss,'r'. .flAMll.TON ` ld )i� fi io4 ' °Pry. `4M I Made, in five, tetaarl ';,. ftir the Reopen lash, ricat;><ot1 of AU aunt ydltts •cif a. to: 0mull:0iIorrti.. tt•lur11I5 and t:k'tte,tatetalet "see'