HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1922-05-25, Page 7Thursday, May 25, 1922,.
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IN• THE FACE
OF DEATH
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
When tie' Blood IS Out .of Order
the Nerves Are garVeil.
• The nereeee, system is the gairerniag
The aernelese hex° 'of the Grontoft, syetem ofthe whoa° body, oontrolliug
the radio operator a •the Norwegian tee beat, divattowand :bming
st earner who jested with, death as' lefiel so a is nee surprising thee 'nervous
shit> ma in a laird-Ablantho litiirricialle disturbances owls° acute distress. The
first stages of n.ervous, debility are
noted by irritability and reetlessenes,
to whielythe victims seem to be op -
Dred by their neryes, The niatter
requires' immediate attentiou, for
nothing hut suitable treatment will
Prevent a breakdown. The victim,
however, need not despair, for even
Severe 'nerVoue disorders may be re-
lieved 1JY-improvingthe conditioa of
the blood. It is because Dr. Williaine'
Pink Pillenrich the blood that thie
"We -are sinking stern first," -came, medicine as proved beneficial in ner-
ihe •final menage, "The beats are 'atolls disorders: The nerves thrive en
,smaehect. Can't hold out any longer
Where did I put my hat? Sorry
can't wait for you. • Pressing lona-
, ness elsewhere." ,
During the great , war: it was fre-
quently observed that the British
soldiers were wont to dee with %tote
this spring, has .caused, several null-
/lona to ask themselves how much
nerve they have and what their words
and action's; will be when it at last
b.ecomes evident to them. that the fight
le flickering. .
"Vt,re?4,. the: steward is 'Making sand-
wiches for lifebeats. Looks -like we
. ,
Were going on a picnic," Wired the
Grontott .dperater in: one. iof his jest-
ing eenameute which were Picked up
by the .Danish steamer Estonia.
the better blood made by these anis;
•the appetite improves, indigestion is
better, •stleepleSsuese no longer
trOubleS the nerve -shattered ,viOtini,
and 'life generally takes on a cheerful
aspect. The valve cif these, .pile in
cases of ,this kind is shown by the 'ex-
ealareV' that ' the ..eniational, nature of,' Peeience or Mrs, John W Macdonald
the Franehmareofters expressed itself,
tot unmainfnlity, Itears, and" that
the Americans' in many owees Were
• known to, die ,Wittle laugh -or -a' joke.
•, en their lips.
'nlearY • Tari-eitieq
eneetion. during the laat herr, 'arid the
Viffer ieiCdoesi not Seeni to he teentined.
to -any nationality.
• Thomas HOodc;ttlie English.poet,
said to -have remarked that he .was
• dying out of 'charity to the undertaker,
expressing MIMS& 3m a lawlY piln
" H& referiedeto:Nehei undertaker as'. 'Wish-
ing "to uan a lively Hoed!'
Cerdigati, P.E.L, wlio hevo
thstohctmse te grateful to , pr.
Hams' Pink Pills. I was suffering
-from,nervous breakdown, and. nay. OOTh
diticen gave alarm to both MY -friends
and myself. suffered alieSst con-
' nervous teadatheSaMY
aPPetite was..tpbor, I 'hercfiy;t got. anY,,
sleep, and in every way I was badly,
rundown. A friend. advised nie to try
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and after I
had taken themafor a while there was
noticea,ble iiii"-preyeiaent iny;:cone
dition. I continued . using the 'anilla
until I had taken twelve. boxesasehen
The seaffoldorthe':elielentifiner'.was "eq 83711Pteni of the trouble wee
th
'si•
gone'
f bitter lataiiiiinte
and
best of health
I hav.e since enjoyed the
e scene o
many • I>
'No; no Yoneaurs getY it can get Pr. Willianee' Pink 13111e
them off raeireeasilY afterward,. Make through. any dealer in medicine' orley'
• mail- at .50 . cents a box or six boxes
for $2.50 frere The Dx:: Medi-.
eine CO., Brockville, Ont:
• Slrow rivers Ina four miles an hour;
rapid .ones ,average Iseven miten.'
' haste!”. auid Louis
• JoSeph to his exeentioner
Whd ''attern.Ptedi topull" off his long
and :
1and5e11-0 aiding boobs, ..wthich
fitted tight to his .lege.
"It is Elalan: very., small, indeed,"
-
said Anne Boleyn, IcIasping her neck.
,Rotbert Burns rernained true to ,type
•-•;till the ' end, .ekpressing timpelif 'WM
bithut Steetell . "Don't let...that
tawkWard 'Squad 'fire, Over i-ny grave,"
110 jts reported as .staying.
Lord Cliesterfieldia lag 'WM-di 'COO-
folined properly t the social emeriti,
. 'ties which his life exalted, . :"Give Day-.
,
robbe ,a chair," he said, .
The maaine 'expressing the futility
of earthly pos-sessionie, "Shrouds.'have
'no Poeiteas,"' waS recognised with
frank esaeret by Rachel, the French
:actress,• Fondly lc ontempla ting her I
lewels;- she said, "And ninst I part'
with these so soon!"
While even the basest of monarchs
ustaa'y conarnemited• their spirits to
tGod when the Mur of death approach-
ed there were come who with their
last breath gave voice to a regret or
oven a curie. "0 'slime! shame!" ex-.
claimed unhappy Henry 11. "1 ani a
'Conotetred: king—a 'conquered king!
'Currie he the day on which 1 i'lraS born
and cursed be the 'children that I leave
behind me!"
— Alexander Pope at the „last ubbei!etl.
a good-naturei .parado-X. A friend
catlIc..tcit to s.ee lahn as 'he sat in a chalk,
dying, just 'after his .physician, Who
• had spoken enechragingly .of his con -
d ition, had gone out.. In answer to the
friend's inquiry relative to "lairs death,
"I am dying_tof a hundred
god sympl•Joins."
Illindrode 'Of , dying people, whose
words have been reaeaded; -leaye eptike
• en of , the plea.seettnese of !death, -"If
• I had the ,strerigth tie d•rold a
said Wiiniain Hunter, "I would write
idetillififliFit to die."
'I feel, the daisies growing oyer tne.;!
the poet-KeatS. •
Among the 'chine words most rfre'
clumsily quoteed are tih,cse ouf Williatin
Si;daey Porter (O. Renew), Se typical
ef the men himself, 'When, hewas
r.:tr.t:,, in a New York hospital in
:I he said to the nurse: "Tan uP
the lights. I den't..Watirt, 'to go home
in thedark," applying . the :Words of
the, ats.nrCer song which was" thenbe-
lag in the streets• :
Reateeeata not unlike 0. Henry, ask,
• c,.I. for Mare light, •Siddinghis wife to
open: Idle, window that he might. see
onore Mol'allie magnificent 'scene -of
e. •
There i,Jacertainly nothand of lereve
esenee mast of the bitter, laconic
aapreevicries ,ef rhose who ham Sicbusi-
rteee ea.:, heee.! It is -re s et .sitalif as
• weil as," if prayers' and humble' eon.
f•iat ' human drama . is
uteele. ,The routee,:cous Mariner -AO
•elitere the grieiatest of mysteries with
tecut laart and a -sznile on his' NIA
15 w'rrthY is
1.110
Coeds ieurdod.
.Aet to.ypileet wee, beteg
•11w31 over ,C7,7aewielS Castle, .
• \Al 01,1tguiie °so:tette-6 ettoritien try,
a,nd nt length, the lareetty alibis of. the
.At 1 Vte..t7 came to a pa,rtleularly
cW tower.
twwer," (t1il.. guide explain-
t:vely, "goes b.aok to William
the. c'ontoceror."
•
ThA American looked et. IL critica,tly
• 0,44 ea'rervill:1% for a nteluent, and' then,
• -00:05 b•rt,i:,k to William cite non.
tairear?•eWlry. what's the Matter with,
Alrtt it is atiefaetory
fieartteri tthottean.el persons
the BtiLish lkla.,•etrzu every year to
Mena °habit, 'Mir Most Droptda,r
taanus erin t.
•
0
'TEM *INGE...A:51 AlYVANCE
The''Brirld Side,
'Tes,efraid,, deater, that religion
doesn't mean anything to me," the boy
said. with embarralfinent, q'rn re-
loctant te, ea,ait, for yoteve been
to help Tee vidth this Greek I made a
Mese of last tern nt 'btit I...guess my
.ettitiecle is a family tradition., Thouglh
'atiter never made 'light .of re'ti-
giea; 'Said that it had served its
ip.,07potOt!elexp,svvielt,e:a,. apte7111:0,d.courajtcl•Ttni;otretrhak,
cite- it :than he Weald snub an old,
tattering, gray-haired,. man who had
outlived he .iteeftlinteas,. That's how
'fathea looked at". it. He Was bitter
against Setae of the old doetrines.-,--;
the .Trunty, for inretanee, future
piteignaent, and the idea that no one
had a chance of being saved nrileSs •
he was in the cleurchee He said that
th'ese .cloetrines had made Men' nier-i!
reW and'intelerant 'and unchairitable.;
TheY'Ve. bleeri's laid on the Shell as
curiosities—tliat'S how he dirpaesieed
it'S and. he said that all religion Was
headed the :same way."
. A ...simile showed on the Min4ttier's
Ane, etai&rtr, 4`You'Ve'revarked
"that 'theie, roan -id , are pleasant and
cosy in the eying," be said; pek-
ang "hen 1.ytiti propested
.reeding. Creek With Me thei.t'.irrioritirig
over. at Prestoa didn't know wheme
1/Yekt, and lYiStt. may reli1entber that
I gave you nsintate" direetiens how to
:ftia the honse..!* It ,was late, When you
'get :here the. first evenang.; .:at. was al-,
most Mine o'clock. ,. Suppose
structed :you " teams up.the Street.
• over across, through Mat,3alimiSithaek
.yard." andup 'against the 'blind, Side
id the onanise;. yoried. „have found ; a
Solid brick. four. high windows
a,nd not a, glirianer of tlight., That
rear' Vv.alifia iritegral 'part .of the
hitilding,4the hOus.c . watildn't: attend -
„a Minute eeithent, it, -but it isn't 'a'
good side for a Stranger to get iffieat,
"I've been 'Vriendering Henry,
7igbietonheernY1(1111te illsagdn'ts,.1-._dle,v.179)P''S%171(illeraP;''-
-People.::•:10- just: that; they Accent :all
*.the..iii.ard, Stern elements Ged's
the mysteries ef the', Christian fauibh
Moral goverment, and eVerything
between the ocivers, CO; theaBible 'that
eeente. to melte it an antieinatett:beek.
It never oecurs to them to go retina to
e front .eistrance, where 1thera's
Pe'reh lamp and .siveli cosy lighted;
rOnnl4 as rightemispees goodiese
an.d. love and tope and GoCT',$ tender,
f'oarthdenioliet;otclii, eyTnheveseer,thvvilinirsboa;raIn;t
oiit
niai
01,7,214. lay them ort the shelf as inere
curiosities, our Old. world evatild he
headed for .ohaes.
"The blind side of religiceu,is part
of it, eXactly as "-the dark rear wall. it
a part of this heave; but we've got
to a-repreaeb, by way of the lighted
rooms. That is -God's in:amiable rule,
'Here tQltr-;:raselotvheat'5 tire il/Yradl itnotertaPiricleberr-
stand. • We've got to be .at home in. the
cosy, lighted rooms before we can
if;ire 'Lai': the rear
"The blind side." . The boy spoke
• the word.s softly. "Yes., it might be." ,
He looked up 'brightly. "Thank yea,
do,Obee, for giving Me a new clue.
Secretly I've wanted to find one for a
tong 'time.'"
,tr,t ttil'Ott t7T
Stirnaipie ing Their 6rigin
ZENISTIMAN.
Variations-Peueman, Pertman, Pen-
,- Main,
Racial Origin—Welsh.
Source ---'A
•-Enowing • how .'easily family. naMee
haare 'developed froin nielonames ead
eeenpatiOnsi. one is tenipted. to 'believe
that that ,of:Pennittan'and "its varia.,
thing Made their "first appearance' aa
surname% deeceaptive of an occupation,
say that of the Maker- of pens.
While 'this origin is not an 'impos-
sible one and, indeed, in •some, eases
may be the true one, the medieval re-
cords. and tax listseoffer pretty good_
indications that it la a family name
which has developed. froin a loc.ality.
, Such afar= as '"Iteget de Penernan"
Must not he read to ineare'Reger the
Peninan," a notwithstanding th e, fact
that in 'Certain: 'crim.inal cirales. of our
own.' day • ",I.(oule'. de Dip" would iie
mere correctly rentde.rect "Lettis the
Pickpocket."' Phe found in medit
eval English naines ,is not , the same.
as the -"de" Which ier a 'dialectal varia-
tion eni "the," tier yet the Dutch varia
lien _Of thst, Gerrinin "der," which,
strangely eriougibahapperee to corre-
spond with it in both spelling 'and
moaning. • It : was, of . course, the
• French,. word ft r "4of," :Which was near,
ly always usied deSeriptive ant/lamas
indioating.. , leCaliaes. Penang:in is a
place name in Wales. Those. who beae,
thisafamilyerameaareeeither •Weislain .,rionie:Daniels,,bloed in his veins or not, ,e4aalieas ea, baumey, FuinIUkle
deSoent o'r else traea their iancestry to who might have beer. .sturnanied,' ac- workmen, "therefore, 'aseendect with
9,471.1v in t°, thia Dlarsi'shPfluiPP'P'ed dia-1 paraphernalia te ,eitt off several thou -
Wales+.• -- ,V1 jeCk. of .:the ".the sand pounds here .and, several li:undred
pounds there, according. to the tinatruc-
tier of experts. • Lilitie by little
Paris has watched the 'great "roue"
disappear. The sons and deughteris
of de ttn d reds Of , thousands' of
tourists who have„ already mar-
veled at or "gone up" on the big Wheel
wilil new find:, a more .siombre Paris
,Skyline than their fathers and mothere
famed, .
The question its now. How many
years befo:re the Eiffel Tower, rising,
nearlY 1,000 feet, will he found un-
aafe and %condemned to destruction?
M. Eiffel, the lemons engineer who
oonStructed the lofty, pile .of stime-
tural steel, lived to see it perform
valuable service :during the war a,s an
-Observation Station and wireless post.
He is still living teeday to announce
that it is almost as ,sound and safe as
tlhe day it was completed and with
mailer repair ' frdnn tiine to time, will
continue so for decaci,es. '
The Eiffel Tower --like the Wool-
worth 'fforweitipays its way by ad-
misSion charged visitors. Me -eaters
are eioneitellitlrY„ climbing to the top
With an average :of 1,000 p.ersons
To. see Paris lying :at his feet 'costs
the tore:let five :francs.
How ,Niary starteil a Forest Fire,
Mary 'hied 'a little Match.
And torato.hed. bead to see
44,• •If ebald 'find the gasolene.
She elitt—but where's Marie? •
. ' .
'Ilhe sound tot 'Cigarette ash falling
on ce,ipcb ds like rocks falling, while
grass seeds burst :Event their pods with
a treks like a repoot of a, guns when
heard through a wonder Cul new tip-
',
pirates, !the radiophone.
Covered carriages Were first used
IDngltend. in 15,80,
• COTTER.
-V:aidations-Kotter; MaCCotter.
•Raeihl origin—Irish,' banish.
Source—A descriptive Time. -
Here is an ,Irish family 'name con -
Naming whose' origin there is some
room for doubt. .-"The • question is
whether it de a nazne of purely Gaelic
origin or a Gaelic adaptation of a
Danish word. .
While the period of Danish incur-
• sions in England and Ireland was sev-
eral 'centuries prior to the time when
fanrily names began to form in: the
former 'country, it by no means auto -
dated the widespread use of surnames
in Ireland, though it was prior to the
establiShment of surnames by the mw
SATISFIED MOINE
• No other medicine 'gives the Same
satisfaction' to mothers' as 'thi.Baby'e
Own Tablet:a, They' are equally good
for the newborn babe 'or: the grbiking
Child, and are 'abiSiOlutely guaranteed to
be free frein opiates or ether harmful
druge: They are" a mild but thorough
layative and cannot possibly do ' harm
`-they -always do good. • Cancel...Meg
them . 'Mrs: Jos. Aolie, Coteau Road,
N.B.,- Writes think that. Baby's
Own Tablets are a ..ma.rvellbrUS
eine' fol....little one.S. 'I giaVe"thein 'to -my
,little -girl .with ,snich, geed resititsthet
I now, strongly recommend them to all
mothers." • The Tablets are paid by
meditine dealers at by mail at 26' cts.
a box' from .r.rho,., Dr. Willianes'. Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont'
ThankfUlness.
If, when the evening slea,deans. falI
ar.onird Me; •
I can look deep -within my heart and
"I have been true unto. the best within
• me,
• Have tanie,d to live just as I should.
• to -day,"
1 ,ean be glad, though failures press
upon me •"e -Se
AS • dolielet end' grief oppress and
.•weigh my soul,
And icnevt that 'some time, though the
• Way be Weary,
• I yet will reach a noble, worthwhile
,goal.
-Ka-therine Edelman.
WItt
The Highest Form,
Teacher --"Now, wune, what does
animal life reach its highest form?
Willie—"The giraffe, 'ma'am, •I
gueee,"
, ---
If Nht Up, Down.
Tourist (in miaing town)—"Is this
a good healthy place to setae in?"
Hotel -keeper --."It ise stranger. Fact
is ye can't get away fa= here alive
unless ye do settle."
Can't Fool This Boarder.
Fisherwoman--"Don't you want to
buy some fine crabs, air? Look—
they're all alive.
Suiximer Boardele--"Yee, but are
they fresh"
No Place to 6, taY.
(Little Iielen breaks in on, her new-
IY engaged sister and her laeam).
' 'Big' Sister—"Why, Helen; ha-Ven't
told you to stay in the 'kitchen •with
Jeseie till mamma comes home?"
• ""Heilen—SY'a, 1' knOW;* but Jeseie's
sweetheart just now came, too!"
. What the Reindeer Does.
The teacher had been givina, an ac-
count of the relledeee, its Itaunts,
habits,' and its4s. 'One 'little -ierehia
-Was not ,payjng the slightest attention
so the teacher asked him:
'a•"Nowa whet is the use 'O.f the rein-
-' "The startled urchin looked up, and
said:
, "It Makes everythin,g in the garden
lovely, teacher."
Smart BeY.
• "Here boy," exclaimed the excited
elittleinan,' as he rushed up to a page
in a big' hotel. "Run up to my roora
and seee if• my umbrella ds there.
Hurry now, because I've just -got five
minutee to eatch a train"
Three minutes later the boy came
-blipping down th,e stairs. '
'"Yes, sir," he said, "It's there '
right"
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgla
The ig Wheel Falls.
The "Grand Roue"—Big Wheel—or
"Ferris Wheel," as Canadiaae knows
it, is no mote a part of the Path sky-
line. •
The big -wheel 'of Paris which has
stood in. the Champ de Mars foy more
than twenty-two years, 'sharing attenc
titan with,the Eiffel tower as one of
the lofty sight.s of the Fnench
Of King Briar Born.
Cotter appears to be the develop4Vneage
was condemned in November, 1920, as
and- the work of demolition
rnent of a Danish- word;, meaning "cot- abetted. Before long, engineers found
tageir" or "boat -builder," a word; -which
is to .be found t01,clay in the modern
Danish family name of Kotter, The
'Gaelic form of the name of the clan,
County Cork, which bore
thig name was "O'Calteeir," .er more
anciently "Ua:-C.oiteoir" (the prefixed.
&�tfl is a development of "Ua" and
"Ili"). Earlier Anglicized forms of
the name were •"MacCottyr''' and
to"MtaeheCoGitleloirie,'.'' forms somewhat closer
Such a clan lor slept" name as this
would develop naturallt from the sur-
name of some chieftain, Whether:with
that tearing dawn the big circle was
a greater engineering task than the
erection hf it in 1900 GS, one of the
wond.ers of the Paris expositien.
The cars were , first detached , and
sent' to the devasted regions for
homeless families. Next came the
,very dangenous .oPeration of detachimg
'great girders Of •steki weighing tone,
and lowering them to the ground: As
the 'structure had been erected -with
a •oomparatively delicate balm* it
beearae.impoSsible to continue the de-
molition except by intricate mathemat-
ical precision, which might be term-
.436..V.iegto.W.2a6 'CO
namtroto,..........nateummunusto.
t the Chi].
ren
It's no longer necessary to
maintain„ a d.ividing line
at the breakfast table—tea
• or aoffee for strown-ups
no hot cup For the yoandsters
eac meniber of' the fa
iljt; and all will be..Y)leased
arid benefited, by this Imre,
wholesoine cereal drink.
1),
a eason iGr SOUR
id.
rocers
Cana.dian. Postum Ci
Wthasor,Oea
GRII TO
•NTo Ws
Was Afraid to Eat, Grew
Weak and Dizzy, But Tan.
I4c Soon Ended His Troub-
,
les, Says Quebec Citizen.
"Ta.nlac has done me a world of
good and 1 anl a firm belieyer in it,"
said Narcisee Descombes, 79 Franklin,
Quebeo, Que.
"For ever a year my stomach was
badly out of order and I didn't relish'
a thing, in fact1was almost afraid
to eat, because I knew of the euffer-
bag that was sure to follow, At times
I was SO weak and dizzy I could hardly
vuoia up a,nd' while I managed to hold
on to my Job, it tcok all my grit to do
•so, Indeed, I was ahnest a nervous
and physical wreck.
"I took only a few bottles of Tanla,c,
but to -day I feel better, work better
and sleep better than I hieve iii yens
It hes just made a new man out of
me."
Tanla,c is sold by all good druggists.
Advt.
• Flight of Pigeons.
Experiments have shown that
pigeene are able to outstrip the 1' a* -
est ' expmess trains,. although on the
average they fly at the rate ef •only
thirty-four miles an hoar. A French
expert expresses the opinion that they
an , attain 'a velooity of more than
seventy miles an hour. They are Sralti
to be =able -to ,fly lon-g distances in a
perfectly iltraight line; apparently
they are easily driven ?side by shift-
jng-air 'currents.
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iL ()nt„ print ie book xorre various isco-
partmornal and Matriculation ,04.00,1111a -
tion papers el' the Lowey and the Middle
ir.diools. 1912 to 1921 Inclusive. Writ,i
for Wee llst or set ready for distri-
BELTING FOR SALE
KINDS 00 AND 1.181Sti
telling, pulleys, saws. eable.aoas.paeldrotr.
eieeehteene eusiect te :Iv pro val rkt uswa
vrtoax In C`atfada. 'YORK aszt..TINO
s sTatevar. „TOROTV20.
Jtaliam I.,etteries Avoid Eitaz.e 13,
The anarnhea thirteen is never li-sed
by the Italians in rhaking up their
lotteries'.
Of every 100 peopte. in he world,
18 live in Inel".a„
AG ES1
STOMACH „
It .Neutrapzes Stomach Acidity, Pte -
vents Food Feftneritation Seer Gassy
Stornech and ./.),i'cid Indigestion.
• Doubtle.ss if you are a suffeper trom
indigestion, ,you have already trzea
pepsin, .paucreatin., charcoal, drugs ant
various digestive aids &ad you knew
these things will not care your trouble
—in sof= eases do not even give re-
lief. ,
• But befere giving up hope and de-
ciding you. fcrO a chronic dyepeptic
• • • jtitit t'ry, the effect of a little 331eura,ted '
Matrimonial Shrinkage. .
It was a well-known • Writer of
verses' , to whom a lady
"I have just seen your wife for the
first time inee your marriage; but
1 bach suppos.ed she Wats a taller wo-
man. • She seernis shorten" than when
I saw her .
"C.ertainly," said • the writer,
solemnly; "She has married, and set-
tled down."
Against the Sergeant.
• An kith soldier was 'crossing a
barrack square with a pail in which
he was going to get some water.
sergeant pee,sing at the time noticed
'that Pat ha,d a very disreputable look-
ing pais of trousers on and, wishing; to
make a report, stopped tihe mar and
ask.ecl:
"Wherre are you ;going?"
"To get some water." "
• "What, in those trousers?"
"No, Sergeant; in the pail."
"Hair eut, please'," s,aiel tale custom-
er, dropping into the barber's chair.
He had that tired look that stamped
him as an over-worked editor.
"I don't know, air," began the bar-
ber, "whether you have heard the
story about the Man frlao-----"
With a sudden attentam to his job,
he broke off short and %aid:
"Like it sholt, sir?"
"Yes, please," a,nsweredethe custom-
er wearily. "A brief sync:pas will do."
How 14e Remembered.
A. man went into a ch-eap restaurant
ansi asked for the nYeau., The waiter
said:
"We 'ain't got no menu, base, bat I
can rattle the grub list off for you out
of my head, if you like."
"All right," said the man. "Let's
have her." ,
So the waiter rattled off a list of
dishes 'about three yards long. Tbe.
maft said in a,stoutehreelt:
"You must employ a very reinack-
able memory -training system. I-Iow osl
earth eau you remember all that?"
"Basy enougfle," said the waiter. "I
just look at the tablecloth."
A New Sensation.
Little Alice had visited one of the
larger seminar atims,ement parks for
the fleet time, and with the oeUrage
posseseed 'only by those girls whose
plaYmates are boys 'crIcler than them-
sel/es, she liad not hesitated, when. In-
vited, to take a ride on one ot the
"thrillere that abound int each places.
To her mother, on her return from
the park, She confided tile emotions
she bad experienced as she swung
round the curves, of the "figure eight"
with her elder brothere• .
"Moiler," she said, '%hen I went
round those awful turtle so feat 1 felt
juet as if 1 had freckles ot ray stom-
ach!"
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Nearly- 50,000 separate items aro
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ISSUE No, t0.--,'22.
DOGDISEASES
and Blow to Feed
lfeipid Free to emy As' -
drab 'by the Author:
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Pure Bisurated :Magnesia• Whieh you
• c?,n.olotaia,p793.p„practically any dru.g-
gist'in eithe,r pOweieredl or tablet form.
Take a teasaeanfal of the pileeder or
two corapreased tablets with7a little
Watee after, your next -meal, aucl sea
what a difference this Makes. It ,will
hasten -say neutralize the dangerous,
haranfill' acid in the Stomach which
now causes your food to fermeut ad
n
sour, making gas, . wind, flatulence,
heartburn. aad the bloated. cyheavy,
luinpy feeling that seems te:;f011ew
most everything you eat.
• You will- lindetha,t provided Yea takem
a little Btsurated Magnesia . imedi-
ately after a meal, you, can eatrahnost
anything and enjey ftwithoutery dan-
ger of paha or ,dtace-mfort to follow,
an.d moreover, the continued' , use of
the bieurated ina-gnesia caundt:.injuve
the stomach M any way so 1,olig as
therey are ansymptcens of ad
A
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Min,ard's Liniment Co., Ltd.,
Dear Sirs,—Sine the start of Oa E
1, AIL ENTS
• Yarmouth N.S.
I
baseball seaseri we have heen hindered ,..,
. .
a
etc., but just as soon as we started " IL'
,
with, s.oee muscles, sprained ankles,
using MINARD'S LINIMENT our '
troubles ended. Every baseball player I
should keep a bottle of your linemen: -
handy. Yours thily,
W. E. Mc-PHERSON. i
Sec. Armstrong H. S. Baseball Team. i
HEAD COVERE
7.IT'l Pi PIES
Mrs. Sherman Helped by
Lydia E Pinkham's Veg-
etable Compound
Lake, Michigan. --"Ab outone year age
I suffered w ithirregularities anda weak-
ness an d throes wan
obliged to stey off riv
feet. I doctored with
our fanaily physieian
andhe finally saidho
could not unoierstanci
mycase, sol decided
to try LydiaE. Pink.-
harn)s V e g.et a.b 1 e
Cempoutid. :After /L
had taken 'the first -
bottle I &mid . se e
that I was getting
better. 'took several
bottles of the .Ve etable Compound'and
used Lydia E- Pin FYI'S Sanative Wash
and 1 am entirely Cured Of My ailments.- i
You may publish this letter if you,
wishtf—Mrs,MAFY SlielIdia.a, Route?,
Lake, Mich, •
• There is one fact wizmen should con-
sider and thatis this. Women sufferfronz
iriegularitiezz andirakione forms o£ weak-
• toss. They try this and that doctor, as
• wellaidifterent medicines, Finally they
• take Lydia E. Pinkham's OolnPpund,
• andMrs.S.herman'e experienceissumply
another case showing the merit of this
.welhitnownmedichIS.
If your ?Amity physician fails'to help
you and the same old .troubles „persist,
•.why isn 't it reasonable to try Lydia E,
1,Pialtharri's Vegetable Compound?
Etched Bad y. Bnily CHIA
At Night. Cuticura Heals.
"My baby's head was covered with
hard, red pimples. They itched so
badly that she scratched them until
• they developed into sore eruptions.
Her hair began to tall out, and " at
night she cried and kept me awake.
"I tried different remedies without
relief until I started using Cuticura
• Soap`and Ointment:After one vveeles
-use I saw a great improvement, and
after using two cakes of Cuticura
Soap and three boxes of Cuticura
-Ointinent she was completely
'healed."' (Signed) Mrs. M. De ,te-
• fano, 76, French St., Bridgeport,
•.COnn., 11/fay II, 1921. .
Use Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Talcum exclusively for every -day
toilet purposes.
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millions for ,..•
,
Colds Headache Rheumatism
• Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis
Earache Lumbago • Pain, Pain
•
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