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Home My WebLink AboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1926-12-23, Page 2WINGIiAM ADVANCE -TIMES Thursday, December 23rd, x9x6 Last Minute Gift Suggestions. For Men and Boys. DRESSING GOWNS SWEATER COAT'S PYJAMA SUITS BROADCLOTH SHIRTS BOXED TIES BOXED BRACES ARM BANDS AND GARTERS CUFF LINKS AND TIE CLIPS BILK CREPE HKFS. SILK SCARFS GLOVES SILK SOCKS SILKIWOOL SOCKS CASHMERE SOCKS UMBRELLAS CAPS HANDKERCHIEFS. SHAVING MUGS ASH TRAYS ALARM" CLOCKS FANCY BELTS 'BOW TIEIS MOUTH ORGANS JACK KNIVES (4 1 mosamaimalimaaramalintrnamonsaaransisamarmosimur , Tarr on lEart4 nub 1t.IijU Tnwa h ,ir r . ' Our Sincere Wish is that each one will join this day in helping to stake some one else happy. And may God's blessing be upon you and giant you Peace, Happiness and Contentment throughout the year. Pay a 'Visit to Toyland — on the Second Floor -- for last minute suggestions: Dolls, • Toys, Ganges, Sewing Sits, Dish Sets, Picture Books, Horns, Animals, Fancy China, Christmas Crackers, F ncy Brasses, Fancy Glassware, Artificial. Flowers, Shell Flowers, Fruit, Etc. PRICE TA LES WILL BE ARRANGED TO HELP YOU. The alker Store, ' in ham r 0W:A Problems Solved For Late Shoppers For Women and ' Girls. HOSIERY GLOVES SILK UNDERWEAR BOXED HANDKERCHIEFS BOXED FLOWERS TIE SETS POUCH BAGS & PURSES BOXED UMBRELLAS SKATING TOQUES, SWEATER COATS HUG ME TIGHTS JAZZ GARTERS 1 COMPACT SETS PERFUME LUNCHEON SETS LINEN CLOTHS AND NAPKINS FANCN TOWELS IVMADERIA LINENS. COLLAR & CUFF SETS FANCY SCARFS POWDER PUFFS PAPETERIE•S PERFUME SPRAYS BEADED BAGS GILTED PURSES *mvxv CRISPCOMMENT For creating a better world there's nothing like a good right's sleep, Kitchener Record. A little bit of "applesauce" blinds the eyes to a great number of human frailties.—Guelph Mercury. What Chicago needs is a few arres- ting personalities on its police force. —Little Rock (Ark.) Gazette. What .a lot of beauty sleep some young ladies must have had since they bobbed their hair!—Toronto Tel- egram, ! ber twinty-foive, arr mebby fifty years arr a Grit in Pollyticks, an if he had i THE FIRST CHRISTMAS STORY 1 ago, (a matcher av a year arr two, had anny koind av religion he attind- j don't make much differ to an ould ed his own church, an if he hadn't And there were in the same coun- fellah loike 'me,) whin ivirybody was , anny he shtayed at home, but at the try shepherds abiding in the fields, within fer sleighin fer Christmas"Thim i prisint toime ye can't tell what a man keeping watch over the flock by the wus the days whin min wus min, an is in ayth.exollyticks arr religion, fer night. P g' byes wus byes' an girruls wus girruls,1 Dories an Grits. an saints an sinners And to the angel of the Lord 1 but now the girruls want to be byes, are so mixed up that it wud take a shone about them; and they were the byes giant to be min, an the min i woise man to see anny differ. ' sore afraid. want to be mimbirs av Parleymint,'i 'Tis the shoppin sayson wid the And the angel said unto them, The town payple want bare roads fer wimmin, an they do be crowdin the Fear not for behold I bring you G In the matter of skirts woman wants but little here below, and she does not want that very long.—Sim- coe Reformer. A village is a place where four - tenths of the wives originally " came' from other towns to teach school.— 'Vancouver Sun. The problem before many a young man, is how he can marry a pretty girl and a cook cook without com- mitting bigamy.— Chatham News. When they make a mirror that will enable a girl to see herself as others see her, there will not be so many flappers. — Kingston Whig -Standard. WHIN MIN WIR MIN To the Editur av all thim Wingham paypurs:— Deer Sur.—Sonne payple are harrud to piaze, so they are. I kin remim- Christmas so the counthry payple kin'shtories buyin pink nick-toies fer theer good tidings of great joy, which come in wid theer autos, an the Farr- min, an paynuts an popcorn fer the shall be to all people. umers want sooral mail delivery to childer. The lasht necktoy the mis- theer dures, an tillyphones an radios, ( sus bought fer me wus sich a florin so they will nivir need to go to town ;° rid color that it made me look loike at all, at all. 'Tis quare payple in -'the dicktater av all Europe. I' asked toirely we ane gittin to be wid iviry-' her what she tought I wus—a Bol - body throyyin to git the shtart av the shevil., arr a Fascist arr the captain other fellah, inshtid av wantin to hilp `.of a baseball tame, 1 said' that him. At the prisint toime-too manny blue wus the Tory color, an I didn't payple do be lookin fer soft shnaPs, : belave in .been made to look loike a •aven the farruiners hate to droi.ve out howlin, rid republican revolooshunist, ,in a sleigh arr a cutter now, but wud'. be rayson av army wurnman's whim. 'loike to be able to run Closed in cars "Hould yer whist, me man," sez she, all the year round. In the ould days "fer 'tis the dead shpit av yer tom- whin we used to hew shtiddy winthers,' plickshun at this minnit, an the mad- ' shtraight trop from hog killin toime i der ye git the betther the rid nicktoy to the ind av maple sugar ruskln, it i soots ye. I belave in haven tings to i was considhered a disgrace fer army s match," sez she: 1 fellah to be lookin fer an aisy way to ', "Ye do, do ye?" sez I. "Ye rnoind Imake a livin. Thim wus the happy i the shtory me brother Matt tould us days whin min tuk the harrudest pia ' av the ould say cook he had on. board Ices at the barren raisins, arr ,trashins,; his ship whin he wus in the . copra' arr loggin bees, an considhered it a ,business in the South says. This ould complirnint to be asked to take thine. biirrud always; wanted tings in har- In thigh days iviry man wus a Tory mony, he said, amen the food he got ready fer the crew to ate, an iviry ss»nsssscal THE HYDRO SHOP . maimn i?e wed come up on the deck nampon®os to 'see which way the wind wus blow ite in. Now in them parts av the wurruld•: • it gineraily blows from the South, an; la the ould cook wed say, "Wind son, ispork fer dinner," about twine toixnes le out av tiin, an Matt said he wus of -1 r ther atin so much pork thim days ISthat he had been ashamed to look II a pig in the face'ivir since. 1 • "Wan ting I know," sez she, an is that is that Matt's thrubble didn't 1A to the resht av the family, be: al the, number av pork sausages ye got • outsoide av at dinner toime, 1 didn't see anny use in kaypin up III the argymint, fer a wumman will niv- ir shtick to the point, but as soon as she sees she is gittin the wursht av it, she will shtart makin personal re- marks, an whin that happens it is toime to shtop. Yours Till Next Wake, a JI.1ST ARRIVED! -- AN ENTIRELY NEW •' LightingFixtures ■ c1361 ■ LINE OF Our prices are very low and the quality of 1 ,or our fixtures is the best s Winghan ; Uti1ties 'a Crawford I;IoCIi Phone 1664 1110111111.10 1111111411 Sae $111111M11010111 H Titnioth Hay. Call at The #Advance,Times office nd look over our splendid assortment of Christmas cards, `which we are aging at 5 cents each. Envelopes included For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a 'Saviour, which' is Christ the Lord" I (By Rev. George G.. Phipps) CHRISTMAS PRESENTS And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly ost piaising God and saying: Glory to God in the highest, and • on earth peace, goodwill toward men. --Luke 2;S -t Canadian World's Gr • More sweet, more strong, from year to year, • Christmas returning, freshly brings „ Love's greetings, souls most gladly hear:— ,._ But love the greatest love beyond All human loves, is Lord Divine, Mary tended, The Babe—byfond,;-- Golf's Christmas Gift was -be it thine! 1 1 AT CHRYSTEMESSE • TYDE "They presented;unto Him Gifts."— Matt., i:ax. 1The Christmas spirit—it is love, God's love revealed at Bethlehem, Love that illuminated heaven above, Sent down its rays to enlighten 1' men: Enwrapped within the manger lay,. The Babe whose love wide earth shall fill, Cleansing vile selfishness away, Ennobling all Men of Good Will i Champion !Through love, gifts from hand , to 1 hand, Love given, more blest than love re - 1 • ceived, Fragrance of love scents all the land,' In every horse its sweets perceived: "What shall, to friend, our present be?" Simply what best one's love may 1 . show;— Love's eyes will love's true value see. 1Through•trifles friends your lovemay know. Though hushed byangel songs, love sings When Herman Trelle, of Wembley, Yr' Aiherta,commerieed homestead- ing m 1920, he confessed that he knew very little about farming. But when the awards were made at -the 1926 International.Live Stock Expo sition-and Grain and. Hay Show at ChicagoHerman Vella had broken a world's record; he had won the grand championships in both wheat and oats and was the first exhibitor to win both of these crowns. The new wheat and, oats champion' was born at Iendriek,• Idaho, 31 years 1 sits with his a h ago andcame g parents in 1900. He was educated at Edmonton andraduated from the University of Alberta as• a civil engineer. During the war, he served with the Canadian Air Porce, and in 1920, while on a survey in the Pease River country, northwest of,Edmon- (Old English) - Two sorrie Thynges there be— Ay, three; A Neste from vvhicli ye fledgelings ,• have been taken, A` Lanib forsaken, A Petal from, ye Wilde Rose rudelie shaken— These are the three. �h Of gladde Thynges there may be more— Ay, four; "` A Larke above ye old Neste blithely singing, A Wilde Rose clinging, In safetie to 'ye' Rock, a Shepherde bringing A Lambe, found in his arms, and Chr•ystemesse Bells a-rnging. ton, he located on his original home- stead of 160 acres. He no* farms 800 acres and in ten years has made lxina self independent, to this ne'w agri- cultural area where millions of acres of good land still await settlement. In the sixteen years of the Inter- tnational competitions at Chicago his is the fourteenth time the award of the grand championship has come to a 'Canadian. Trelle's prize-winning wheat was of.,the 1Viarquis variety, which was originated at the Canadian Government Experimental Farm at Ottawa, by Dr. Charles Saunders in from a 58 -,acre 1904. it was a sample field,. which yieled about 4,000; bushels or approxirnately70bushels to"; the acre. His prizewinning Date were ", Victory .strain, which yielded about 1 150 bushels to the acre.—Canadian rl National ltaiiways photograph. MAITLAND CREAMERY Phone 271 Wingbaln Ontario Final Returns on the Spying Pool areNow Ready, Kindly Call, The United Farmers Co -Op. Co Ltd. WINGHA1iV1[,` ONTARIO