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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1926-10-14, Page 9• Thursday, October, 14th.,.. 1414 •I've" 't. WINGHANi ADVANCE -TIMES 11111110111111111111011111110111111011111111"111111001101111111111111111111iiiliiiiiiilliiMMINIMMill • Big Stock ISARWS BI0 Values • • • • • • • • • • .• • • Lvery Coat Is made in the latest style and of the most popular cloths and best colors. Some are Fur, Trimmed, others.plain. Soirne °genii good values are priced at tht ta.411 s for-: h Is Ong the the All be - acts. lead aL i* • is and >rig- , ores, • En ai • the, ,rrYei tope , id is to a caper,. tlie :oofs ehen, into, ance .y be ot inters'. Jinn' .ches the'e etecel ough :here; If a woe - loon 17 to cars* lance stak - Pore LOUth with rfec- nish- Bated racy. ionae were )ping ad to spec- rk of I the', emian i•ango htch. - ted :eve' Maxie eurcet rorget ...cause id anters a. In en he iseum . con- ncient ie war mark- • osities ley of large kept dark g lord eV Up ridged. t the tion rio, ,rtined Goths, rds in. , lasted years., all et called over, , eighth. Tra,3 ire og ARM, fleecy ektes resent. , e and sleaPes ies. It; t one ' none • , nee. to.,. .t1 rock' Is intl. ±. 'their Is' and, ' tO the: x.t. reek .1')n the .itta t .nnd thttiled ,A.13„,1 k eit of neettiVee ItittaiXee 00 WiTINT COATS 00 We halie just passed into stock a Manufacturer's Clearance of Women's and Misses' Winter Coats --Bought at REDUCED PRICES , and are now on sale at -CUT PRICES. DRESSES - IN Another shipment 'of Wornens •and Misses' Crepe, Flannel and aPoiret Twill Dresses are here in for your inspection. Some spe- ll cial values at • nu $6.50, 8.50 9.50, 11.95 SWEATERS , • Best makes and colors 'in M Chappie Coats and Sweaters are ▪ now in stock. See our specials ▪ at $4.00, 5.509 4.95 IN • ▪ EXTRA SPECIAL IM YOU SAVE HERE - READ ▪ • OUR LIST �F BARGAINS IM Ladies' Silk and Wool Hose, im ▪ best colors, reg. value 98 C M -11.25, for • SILKS - I° ends Taffeta and MI Duchess Silk, good shades, $2.5o m value, Cut Price 1.89 III Now • - al \ $18,75 21.50,24.50 SEE THEM - BUY HERE AND SAVE MONEkt KID GLOVES'- French Kid Gloves, Brown, prey or Black, reg. $x.5o...... 1619 FLANNELETTE -Striped flan- nelette "wide", fast col- 21c ors, Bargain CORSETS -Clearing lines, val- ue up to $2.5o, now 39 HOSE 5 doz. Ladies' Silk Hose, new colors, reg. 125 $x.5o, sale • COTTON - Factory Cotton, "wide", Cut Price 14c TOWELS - Extra large anct ; Heavy Bath Towels, , 49c -------- PONY CONTEST Now on in full swing, vot- es given at this store in 25c purchases and up. Help your favorite Boy or Girl win the Pony. TOWELLING -Bath Towell- ing, per yard, Cut 15c Price .. , SHEETING --Cotton Sheeting, heavy, 2 yards wiae 49c at FLANNELETTE -White flan- nelette, wide on sale 23c in DRESS ;GOODS -- Ottoman • • •:111 Cord, all wool Dress Gdods, reg value $1.5o, Cut Price I (13 I et Co J Now MEN'S WEAR • ' We are ready to serve you with a complete stock of Men's and Boys' Overcoats, Suits, Id Sweaters, Underwear, Shirts a Socks, Stnocks, Overalls, Mack- m inaws, Boots, Shoes and Rub- • bers. Special salSof Overcotas now on. Our prices will save you money. • • • Isard Wing-harn. • 1 , • Alton. • Fall Wheat, red - Andrew Schmidt Sam Alton. Fall wheat, white - Andrew Schm- idt, A. &. W. McKague. Small White Peas - Andrew Sch- midt, Sam Alton. • Peas any other - Andrew Schmidt, Sam Alton. • White Oats -- A. & W. McKague, Andrew Schmidt. • Barley, any variety -- Andrew,Sch- ankle Sam Alton. • -Field Corn, Dent, 6 ears - Andrew Schmidt, W. .j. Henderson. Field Corn, Flint, 6 ears - Andrew Schmidt. Half Doten Stalks of En• silage Corn - W. j. Henderson, Sam Alton. Sheaf of White Oats, 8 inches in diameter --- A. dz. W. McKague, Wm. Vjellings. Bushel of White Oats froin field en- tered in Field Competition not to be shown in any other class - W. Well- ings. e Best collection of Grain and Seeds net bottles, open to boys under' 'ears, no entrance fee -- S. Al - toe, A. Schmidt. Best collection of ;Weed Seeeds, in hail oz. bottles - 'W. J. Henderson, P. Gibbons. e ,Best collection of pressed injurious Weed Plants--Andew Schmidt. Roots and Vegetables -Beans sMall vhite, one quart - Dr, Grieves, Sea - (nth, Frank Beninger, Beanslarge white one qttart - Mrs Geo. M. Roberteen, Mrs. Dippel, Beems,,any other, one quart - Mrs. Mary Cartwright. Beets, long ted, -Andrew Schmidt, Beets, any other .-Andrew ,S.elt- nidt, Isabel Campbell, Carrots, field --Andrew Schmidt, Mary Cartwright.Carrots, table short -Andrew Sch- midt, Oliver Campbell. Carrots table intermediates -Frank eninger, Andrew Schmidt. Mangold) Wttrteel, long by weight • and - Andrew Schmidt, Mangold, 'Wertzel, interfriediate -weight end - Wm. Welliegs, An4tew Schmidt, snips -Andrew Sehmidt, W. 31. • erten. • !adishee, winter Ahdreve Sehmi- t, j,. lifendersed, Sugar ,Mangold weight and quality named - Wr,n .McGill, Oliver Camp- -Andrew Schmidt, Thos. Congram. 'bell. Turnips, swede - Thoxnas Taylor,Baldwin --- Oliver Campbell, Isabell Andrew Sehmidt. 'CaMpbell. Turnips, any other -- Andrew Sch- 1111111111118111111111111111111115111111111111110111111101111111 MI . Potatoes, .--, Early, properly namIed Le Owen Sound Motor, Coach i -Andrew Schmidt, Thomas Congram, Transit Company ill Late, correctly named - Andrew 12_ i Schmidt, W. J. Henderson. III = i Best collection Potatoes, five of i Owen Sound -Walkerton i each, corerctly named --Andrew Sch- i 1 midt, Eji, D. Beecroft. ' i and Goderich • l - midt. Onions, yellow, from seed in 1926 - Dr. Grieves, Robt. J. Powell. Onions, red from seed of 1926 - Sam Alton, Dr. Grieves. Onions, white, from seed of.1926 -- Mrs. Geo. M .Robertson, Dr. Greives. Onions - Dutch or Top sets, r gal„ Mrs. Geo. M. Robertson, Andrew Sch- midt. Onions from Dutch or top 'sets -An drew Schmidt, Robt. J. Powell-, 9nions, any. other, one gallon --- Theop. Finnen, Andrew Schmidt. Tomatoes, large red, scarlet or pink -A. Schmidt, W, J, Henderson. Tomatoes,' any other - A. Schntidt, Celery white plume -- Mrs. S. Young. •- Celery, any other - Mrs. S. Young, Cabbage, early - Andrew Schmidt, G. H .Orvis, • Cabbage, winter - Andrew Sch- midt, Mrs. S. Young. • Cabbage, pickling - Andre. Sch- midt. e, Citrons - Dr. Grieves, G, li. Orv- . f 12 Cauliflower - A. Schmidt. Cucumbers, gi'een or ripe 7-- Isabell Campbell, G. H. Orvis. • Table Corn, six -- Andrew Schmidt, E. W: Orvis. Musk Melons --- Miss M. •Living- stone, W. J. •Henderson. Pumpkin, °tie - J. S. Scott, Mrs. Geo. M. Robertson. Senflowers - Geo. Orvis, Frank Benieger. Squash or Mammoth Pterripkin --- G. Orvis, E. W. Orvis, Collection of Garden Produce -- A. Schmidt, j. D. Beecroft. Fred - Alexander - Oliver Camp- bell, Isabell Cattnibell A. 0.. V.. red, correttly named - Mary Cartwright, Tho M H. Moore, A. 0. V., green or yellow, correctly Ben Davis --- Mary Cartwright, M. E, Casemore. Blenhehn - Mary Cartwright, Baxter - Walter Carruthers. Crab, any variety --- W. J. Currie, Mary Cartwright. 'Fanieuse or Snow -- Mary Cart- wright, P. Gibbons. Golden Ressett -- A, & W. McKague. Gramenstein -- King Thos, Campbell. Maiden Blush -- Henderson, Northern Spy -- Isabel' Campbell. Ribston e-- Mary Mary Cartwright J. D. Beecroft. 11. Moore, Isabell Sam Aloe, W. J. Mary Cartwright, Cartwright, Thos. Taylor. R. I. Greening -- Mary, Cart*right. Roxboro Russett -- G. H. Orvis St Lawrence - IVIa.ry (.:artWright, Geo. Orvis. Tolman Sweet - Mary Cartwright, Jas. S. Scott. i -TIME TABLE - Leave A.M. P.M. . g_ Owen Sound __-- 7.30 4.00 i iKilsyth ........_-....... ry.so 4.25 7= ..----- Tara __._-.__-...:. 8.15 4.50 T-1-Invermay ____._..- 8.20 455 i _i Dobbington......____ 8:35 5.15 i I ElmwoodChe sl ey_ _..... ..T....-..---- :8:.534 55:3555 I : Hanover • ---- :..3100 alk rton(Arr.) _ 9.50 (Leave) 6.5o 1. i Walkerton -=- Formosa , 10.05 7.05 i i,y.iinn_g_ahvaetn..___..-.............1._____... 1111..0205 7.30 = gli reeswater .. •10.35 ill iii-ytii „.... ..........._.........- 11.35 7.55 = 8.xo ill 8.25 i Auburn _ ............. 11.5o g -40 MI = Royal - - 8-55 fi = Dunlop ......-._._..... 12.10 9.00 _f_i• 111 Godetich (Arr.) ......10.20 , II leave A.M. 1 - - P.M. i ElGoderich ......----.... 7.3o, 4.00 = i= Royal ......„.._--.L._- 7.55 • 1:2005 : Dunlop -.....---,- - 7.4o - LI Auburn . - _ 8.xo _ i Blyth • ....,,,..........._-___ 8.25 5. Belgravd_.---........- 8.40 P.,._ Wingharn .......-.,............ 8.55 E Teeswater ...... ... ..-___. 9.20 Iff Formosa -- .... .. ..... ........ 9.55 ---Ni Walkerton.' (Arr,) xo.o5 -E- Walkerton (Leave) RI HanOver ................- 10.25 fi -Elmwood ....,_.............. let.45 - thesley - 11 .05 = Dobbnigton -................ xt.x5 iil Invermay ._.... . . . :..,.......... eX,2o illTera .. . .. ...................,.. .. _ .... - 1/.30 Kilsyth -......„...e.......,xx.55 I Owen Sound (Art',) 12.20 i Wagner - Mary Cartwright Thos. H. Moore. • Wealthy -' Thos. Taylor, W. J. Henderson. croft, Peaches 'local grown -- J. D. B,ee- • Quinces - Sam Alton. Pears, Bartlett - Walter Carruth - es, Sam Alton. • Pears, any other Fall variety - S, Alton, J. D. Beecroft._ Pears, any other Winter variety - W. Carruthers, S. Alton. , Plums, Blue Mrs. Dippel Wm. McGill. Plums, anytother - W, 'J. Hender- son, M. E. Casernore. 'Plums, yellow. -- W. J. Henderson, Mrs. S. Young. Grapes, any white variety, open air, 3 bunches - J. D. Beecroft, Mrs. S. Young. Grape, red variety, open air, three bunches -Mrs. S. Young, Dr. Greives. Grapes, Blue or Black, open air, three bunches --- Foster Marshall, Mrs S. Young. 5 varieties of apples, correctly nam- ed, dessert valuable for export use -- Mary Cartwright. 5 varieties of Apples, correctly nam- ed, dessert, 5 of each -- Mary Cart- wright. Display of Apples, •any variety to be displayed in cone shape, with cir- cular base, 17 inches in diameter -- Isabell Campbell, Sam Alton. Dairy and Provisions - Bread, one loaf home made brown -Mrs. Coul- ter, Mrs. Geo.. Orvis, Mrs. Geo. M. Robertson. Bread, one loaf, white, homemade - Mrs. Wm. Wilson, Mrs. G. M. Rob- ertson, Mrs. Geo. Orvis. Half dozen, homemade Tea Bis- cuits, - M. E. daseMore, Mrs. W. J. Henderson. Half dozen, homemade buns -Mary Cartwright, Mrs. Geo. Orvis. Ginger Bread - Mrs. Geo. Orvis- Mrs. E. W. Orvis. Fruit Cake -- Mrs. W. •McGill, M. E. Casemore, Mrs. E. W. Orvis. • Fruit Cake - Mrs. W. McGlli, M. E. Casemore, Mrs. E. W. Orvis. Layer Cakeelight -- Mrs .Geo. Or - vis, Mrs, Geo. M. Robertson. Layer Calee, dark - Mrs. Geo. Cur- rie; Mrs. C. R. Copeland. Pie, apple - Mrs.T, Finnen, Mrs. G. M. Robertson. Pie, pumpkin - Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs. Wm. Wilson. Pie, Lemon - Mrs. W. j. Hender- son, Mrs. Geo. Orvis. Cheese Tarts dozen -- Mrs. T. Finnen, Mrs. Wm. Wilson. 6 Doughnuts --- Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs. W. A. Currie. 6 Oatmeal Cookies - Mrs. E. W. Orvis, Mrs. Geo. Orvis. • 'Plate of Cocoa Nut Kisses - Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs. W. A. Currie, Mrs. C. R. Copeland. Short Bread -- Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs. W. A. Currie. Jelly, e pint, apple - Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs. W., J. Henderson. Jelly, 1 pint, any variety - Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs, Chas. Carter. Maple syrup, .1 quart -- Mrs. Wm, Wilson, Mrs. Thos. Taylor. Maple Sugar, 2'tbs-Mrs. Geo, M. Robertson, Mrs. W. J. Henderson. Collection of vegetable pickles, epjr 6 varieties in jars - Mrs, Frank Ben- inger, Mrs. Dippel. Marmalade - 3 varieties in half pint glasses - Mrs. Dippel, Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Collection Fruit Pickles - Mrs. G. Orvis, Mrs, G. M. Robertson. Tomato Catsup --- Mrs. Geo. Cerrie, Mrs. Thos. Kew. Pickles, vegetable -, Mrs. M. W, Telfer, Mrs, Thos. Kew. Pickles, freit --- Mrs. Geo. Orvis, Mrs. W. McGill . Pickles, any other, -- Mrs. G. Rob- ertson, Mrs, C. R. Copeland, x doz, Hen Eggs, fresh, weight and (Continued on Page 7) 4.35 450 5.05 5.20 5.45 =- 6. x o 6.25 6.45 , 7.05 -•3 7.5 7.45 '= 8.p5 8.25 a 8.30 8.55 n. 9,20 it- _ III EFFECTIVE stFT i4th, 1926 P. Stop me at any cross ebarl or 1 faxen gate arid drop' you any where on route 115 I' Fares between towns 25c ExCepe Formosa Teesevatef and,1 o and ,Teeswater and Which is: go cents. 011111111101111111111111111111101111111 1101131111111iiii ASHFIELD Mr. and Mrs, Sid Gibson of Strat- ford, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs, Diaek, Crewe. Mr, and ars. Robt, Edwards, and Mina, cif •Derham, visited at the home of Mr. Geo. Heiry, Crewe. Mrs. Edwards is stayiug to nurse her sister, Mrs, Geo. Henry who is very seri- ously ill. Don't forget anniversary services at Hackett's church on Sunday, Oct- ober 7th. Services at et am. and at 7 p.m. , Rev. 5. Durant'f Varno will be the speaker. Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Cook of Belfast, and Mr. J3-16 .Cook of Toronto, spent last Monday in, Hensall. Mrs. Gilbert Vint, Belfast, visited with Mrs. Geo. Tulford- o Goderich one day last week. Alarge number fromhere attended Wingha.m Fall Fair last Friday, and Teeswater Fair on Wednesday and reported both fairs very good. . Mrs. Samuel Sher -wood, Lanes, is spending a few weeks with her daugh- ter, Mrs. Jas. Barbour, Goderich. 1VIr. and Mrs. Elmer Mood and family of Kincardine, a d r. Milton and Miss Helen Grebe of ingharn were recent visitors o and Mrs. Jno. Black, Mafeking. Mr. and Mrs. karold Ferguson of I.arcknow spent Sunday with the form- er's parents at Lanes. Miss Margaret • Mallough of Luck - now spent a few days with Mrs, Al- bert Alton, Selfa.st. Mr. an dMrs. Jno. Mullin and Miss Elsie Fint, ,Belfast, spent Saturday at Goderich. BLUEVALE • Annual anniversary services at the ducted by Re. Mr. Chandler of Ford wich, Who gave two helpful and in- spiring ,laddresses. The choir was assisted by IVIiss Margaret Ajlson of Goderich, whose singing was much appreciated. The church was taste- fully decorated with autumn leaves Misses Mabel and Eva Killough of Dungannon spent over the week end with their grandfather, Ma. John Mc- Dowell. Dr. Albert McDowell and his sons Keith of Michigan;are spending a few days with the formers' father, 1VIr. John IVIcDowell and other friends. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wikhtman, and Misses Elsie and May of White- church, spent Sunday with the form- er's son, Mr. George Wightman. Mrs. Wightman, and Miss May intend stay- ing a few days. Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Stackhouse and family of Brucefield, spent Sun- day with Mr. and Mrs. Will McDow- Mr. ancl Mrs.Will McVittie return- ed home on Tuesday from Mountain Grove. Mrs. McVittie was called to Mountain Grove last Tuesday on ac- count of the death of her father. Much sympathy is ,extended to Mrs, McVit- tie in the bereavement. • Mr. Jimmie Stonehouse of near Brucefield, renewed old acquaintances on Sunday. t Very successful anniversary servi- ces were held this last Sunday in the Westfield -United church. Rev. Dr. Barnby of Blyth the speaker, for the day, gave two very interesting dis- courses. The Thank -offering amount- ed to $175..00 • Mrs. Wm. Stackhouse of Blyth is spending a few days with her niece, Mrs. Wm, McDowell. Miss Fisher is visiting her friend Mrs. Albert Campbell. Mr .and Mrs. R. Stonehouse and son Donald, ^Spent the week end with Mr. and Mrs. j. N. Campbell. Mr. Jim. Woods has purchased the parsonage at Auburn, which was sold at the sale held, • Saturday, Oct. g, paying $x800. Mrs. R. S. Longley is to be on the Auburn circuit for Oct. 315t, tak- ing charge of the following services: At Auburn 10.30 a.m., at Westfield at Leo p.m., Donnybrook 7 p.m. WELLINGTON MUTUAL FIRE INSVIRANCE CO. Et tablislied 1840. • • Head Offic0, Ouelph, Ont, Risks taken on all classes of instn, ince at reasonable rates. ABER COSENS, Agent, Wingharn Bake and Heat with the same Fuel Tie13enuer Compact Cook has all the features of a Quebec Heater with a perfectly -efficient, oversize oven attached. Large, Oval Firebox and Feed - door, etirns coal or wood. A warm, cosy kitchen and perfect cocking, with a minimum of fuel. Equipped with 131ack's Patent Flue ensures a supply of hot water in a contact reservoir. Beautiful polished steel body and nickel perts, attractive and easy to clean. BANNER COMPACT COOK Ask your dealer alt about the Banner Compact cook or write direct for literature describing' Banner Stove& The Galt Stove & Furnace Co., Ltd. • Galt, Ont. Wingham Representatives W J. BOYCE . . ammiquiliousimitimonoinitomplimuollismitinunnicionmmilimmi, SPECIAL PRICES, IN, MEN'S OVERCOATS .84 SUITS •'1 Q • i . YOUNG MEN'S OVERCOATS New .models for the young' man who is iiarticular about his clothes, light • and medium shadeS, the season's new - 14, est styles. . Special values at $2o.00 d $4.s 111 '4 . ! J. A. MILLS,:WINGHANI TrumumumumumumemumumumiMummumumumumumumumumumumum mum OVERCOATS $29.50 All Wool materials in Fawns, Greys and Blue Tweeds and Chinchilli in Winter weights.' New models, many of these are worth considerably rnore • and cannot be dulicated at this ,price of $29.5o. • BELGRAVE The Women's Institute will meet at the home of Miss Celia Coultes, on Tuesday, Oct. eeth, at 2.30 p.m. The topic will be taken by Mrs. Jas. An- derson, "Making the Best of What We Have." Roll call -First Aid Rem- edies -Music -Mrs. D. Geddes. A cordial 'invitation is extended to the ladies of the community, In one column of an ordinary news- paper, explains Th.. Kingston Stan- a.rd, there are 50,000 pieces of type used; there are seven possible wrong piesitieps for each letter; there are 70,000 chance to make errors, a nd millions of possible transpositions. In the sentente "To be or not to be," 2,759,022 errors an be Made by trans- positions alone, and yet you hear peo- ple kick about the number of tills - takes which actually occur . 'With the high rate of speed at which a modern newspaper is produced, the wonder it that erorts ere the excep- tion rather than the rule. Odd Caps Felt Pants _...._...- Hats MEN'S SUITS $29.50 All Wool Navy Serges and Worsa- eds in Greys, Browne and Navys, in two and three btrtton models. These are from our regular stock, worth $35.00 to $37.50. Sizes 36 to 44. Spe- cial at $29.50. YOUNG MEN'S SUITS $24.5o Young Men's models in All Wool English Tweeds. Every suit specially tailored to give wear and satisfaction. Sizes 36 to 42. Regular $30.00 value, ,Special at $24.50. 1 - kis TIM'S WEEKLY LETTER To the Editur av all thim Wingharn • paypers. Deer Sir,- tink I tould ye lasht wake that wan rayson a lot av fellahs vvus de- fayted whin we had the eliskshun wus be rayson av bad breaks they made on the platfoorms whin they wus shpak- in. Sharttin wid the oidea in me head I began to tink av how manny diffrunt koinds av breaks there do be irethe wurrttld, some av thim good, an some av thim bad, some ye kin git minded an some that ye catrit, fix up at all, at all. Fer inshtance, ye kin break in a pair av woild shteers an they will turn out to be a foine shteady yoke av ox- en, ye kin take a young coule• that has nivir had a halter on, an break him into a good droivin arr wurrekin har- se, arr ye kin break up, a field av oulcl sod, overrun wid wades, an be plow - in an harryin an summer follyin make it grow the besht fall whate ye ivir cut. Thirn is whet ye rnoight call good breaks, buOthere do be lots av bad wans, an, as 1 said befoor, some av ,thim ye kin fix an some av thint ye can't. If ye shlip on the sidewalk an break a leg ye kin go to the Hoshpital an in a few wakes the dochtors atm nueses will hev ye goirt arrdund.' as well as iviel if ye break yer auto ye kin take it to the garage an hev it minded. Ae- coerse thine places do be ixpinsive, but, slime, it is betther to pay the proice than be gOin arrotmd wid wan leg, ars to hev yer auto shtandin. in the barn fer the resht av the sayson. If there's a break in the wather main Herb. Campbell will hey his min on the )evifb fixin it as soon as the day breaks. If ye break yer harness ye kin take, it to Tam Kew arr jack Johnston, bnt if ye break the 0. T. A, ye are in a bad fix tulless ye kit git a lawyer to hill) ye out. Whin the misses 'breaks a dish she troWs it on the ask poile an sez it wets tracked befoot, so it doesn't make much dill ler. If ye break the shpring in yer watch ye can git a new wan from Miehter Stepheeson, arr Miehter Ha- milton, atr Mishter Yerome, but if there's a break in the Sitio& Market ye had betther pay up yer Ioss an say. nothing about it to the missus. Whini a war breaks out ye may be glad if ye' are too ould to go, an if the eoun- thry goes broke it will sarve ye roi- ght fer votin Grit. If ye go broke yersilf ye"'gin.git to wurruk an make. some more money to shtart up in bus- iness agin wid, but if ye break yer- wurrud no man will depind on yeean- ny more, an ye moight as well close up shop. • Tevas the cause av the big war that a solemn(promise wus called only "a shcrap av' payper", tis the cause av all the divoorce cases, because a,yther the parthy av the fursht part arr the parthy av the sicond part, arr mebby both av tlem, don't kape the praw- Daises they made whin they wus mar- ried. wance heard an ould man. Say that a loier wus werse thanethafe, be- cause ye cud lock yer dure agin a thafe but ye had no protickshun agile a hater, at all, at all, An tink av how mainly diffrunt koinds av loies there do be in the wurruld, half loies, an whole loies an business loies, loies the nurses tell their patients, an San- ta Claus loies, an April Fool loies. tink rnebby more loies are tould on Christmas Day, an April I, than on army elickshun day we ivir hed, arr in anny c.ourt in the counthry. Shpa,kin of coorts reminds me that the law coorts are not the only wane where loies are tould, Tink ay. the loics ye toihd the diffrunt girruls ye coorted. Some av thim ye cudden't decave, but at lasht ye found wan who had no more sinse than to mar- ry ye. I don't mane to say ye tould what moight be called direct loies„ but ye fooled her into tihkin a, betther man than ye are. Ye pur- tinded to be always good thnpered an, ginerous, an to prefer her eoinpany to an wan isle's, but now ye growl. if dinner is late, .an whin ye have to, hand out tin clolleas to buy tings fer the thilder, an ye shpind yer noights at the lodge ars the pool room.• Are 'tis ting.e loike thin,. that breaks up, homes, which is inebby the wurst: breelc av all. I forgot to minshun broken hearts, an there do be lots av thine in thiee ould wurruId. Yotire eill nixt wake, Timothy Hay.