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The Wingham Advance Times, 1926-06-10, Page 7• For the 'Greatest Bargain .ver ffered in Electric ashing Machines I Something absolutely unusual. a 5 Phone x.56® I MINIVEREMENEINIR • -Thuxsday, j'une loth., rg'26 E THIS MARRIED •LIFE! Love is a . cold proposition for husbands who, on arriv- ing home, have to seek their dinners, m the ice -box, —o-- Husbands like to bo Patted on the back—just so wives "don't rub the fur the wrong way." Talk about writers getting fabulous sunis at "so much per word" what about the wife five ,seconds after,,she's told her husband he's "the sweetest ream in all the world!:' • . Beauty may be only skin deep but it . malees many a husband dig deep regularly for the beauty parlor bills, WITHOUT MUCH ARGUMENT When a wife says "we're going to the seaside for a va- cation" and the husband loudly proclams "nothing doing" —they usually agree on the "seaside." —.--o— When a wife asks her hlgsband to "fine the big Swede Cook" -he doesn't knop whether she's recognizing his au- thority in the home orjust asking a favor, —p- Lose your temper an .a wife and she'll only smile. But if she loses hers and she as much as saes a twinkle in your eye—you're going to be out the price of a set of new dishes. —o— Even after he's married, a man still has many childhood experiences. If he .doesn'.t like the food served him for. dinner, his wife tells him to "get away from the table and go hungry." _0— HOW ABOUT IT? Two .sides to every question em married life -especially .for husbands. Either "Yes, dear" or "No, dear." .1 Many ,a 'husband has to "hash" things over with his 1 ;wife quite frequently. It's .served him • sometimes as , much as three ,times a week, Before .marriage, a man does himself proud trying to " •:E teach his prospective bride to swim.' After marriage, he doesn't make a grab for her until she's swallowed enough water to float a battleship and started for bottom the third time. ---o They ought to drop the "H'' in Honeymoon and substi- stite an "M". It` costs enough. - o_ WHY SOME COUPLES DON'T EAT BREAKFAST! The first few years it's: "What'll you have for breakfost, dear." And the an- ewer --"A. kiss.,, >. In later years, it's: 3 "Whadiya:want for breakfast." And the answer—"Not a damn thing. I'm late for work now!" -0 'Never break a promise` to your wife. If you do, she'll break you financially trying to atone for it. —0— FAMOUS LAST LINES ,a (FOR WIVES) "If, at first, you don't succeed --cry, cry again!" .011211111111111 BOUND ;JUDGEM1aNT. BUT: To the Editor av all third Wiragham Paypers, Deer Sur,— A lot av fellahs do' be askin me i iry day av me loife nearly, Whin tink Mishter Ferguson intincls t shpring an elickshun on the Prawvi ce, Av coorse I tell thine I don know, an ave`.. if I did know I wu den't give the saycret away to ann body, barrio mebby to a few av .tip cold identities- loike yersilf an,. Jarg Shpotton an Davie McDonald, fer i shtance; min whb are reloyable a who hev sinse enough to !rape th Grits guessin for a:tiwboile longer, a Tis the way we used to trate th me bye who wint oversays wud sa Huns" sez ho, "We nivir cud hev.t kin Virny Ridge if thin lads ha known all about our plans befoore hand," sez he. But it is the that wurrtid I am afther tellin ye that don't know mesilf yet, fer, whin I wu in Toronto talkin wid Mishter Fergu son we cudden't decoide whin wud b the besht toime tohould an elick shun, so we lift it.,that way an h tould me -to kape him poshted as t how tings wus shapin in the bac blocks, an let him know whin I tou ght the oats wus ready fer the boin der, so, to shpake. I hevn't done s yit, an wan ting I know, theer will b no elickshun till I do, Another ting the byes kape aski Me is what I tink the U. F. O.'s ;wil do now that the Grits hev put a far rainier in. the, field. They musht tin I am loike wan av thin" encyclopay dies that .a slick tongued fellah go me to buy wance, makin me/ belay that if I shpint me shpare toime ray din it that I wud soon bethe besh informed pian in the Township at mebby cud be elicked to the Rave's cheer. Well I shpint a lot av toime on thin). books an I found out that theer wus a "lot rnore tinge in the wurruld that a fellah didn't nade to know than I ivir tought . theer wus. I wus lookin troo thiin wan day lasht wake an found'§oviets, an Commun- ists, an Socialists an a lot av other tings but not a wurrucl about U. F. O.'s arr Progrissives. Mebby me books are not up to date. But I hev wandhered from me sub- ject, which I am Could is a habit wid ould min. The quistion befoor the House, so. to shpake, is, what are the U. F. O.'s goin to do in Nort Huron. Av coorse I am not in theer saycrets, an wudden't want to be, but shpakin fer mesilf, I wud advoise thim to put a man in the field an come out wid a polishy ov Timpirince, Tractors an Turnips an they wud mebby win; an - flyway they wud be the manes av de- faytln the Grit, which wud be so mu- ch to theer credit. It wad be a bad move fer thin to let the Grits' break into 'theer parthy. They shudrade. the shtory av the camel who asked lave to shtick his nose into the thrav- eller's tint to warrum it. (I mane the nos; not the tint, fer shure the nose av a camel is always, could an wud- den't warrttm annyting.) Well, the thravellen, bein koind hearted, con= sinted, an purty soon that ould camel sthuck his whole Bead an neck in, an thin his whole body, humps an 'all, an shtarted a rough pause shtunt, an turned the thraveller out av his own tint. . That's me advoice to thin.. U. F. 0.'s an they kin take it arr lave it. Wud- den't it be betther fer .thin to kape theer parthy together an hev a Tory elickted, than, to hev it bruk up in ordher to help 'elickt. a Grit? I hope they hev sinse enough to see this, - Yours till nixt wake, Timothy Hay. BELGRAVE Anniversary Services in connec- tion with the Presbyterian • Church, will be held on, Sunday July 4th,, ser- vices at if a, m,' and 7 p. m,, conduct- ed by the Rev. T. D, McCullough, M. A, of Knox Chtinh, Kincardine, • Airy make of ewing Machine, made to run as new. Call Phone 110. 227. WINGHAIV1 ADVANCE -TIME Ito RoaetJo:`l ' elle OUTDOOR SPORTS By Dr, Arthur L. Forster Of all nations the English-speaking peoples are most devoted to sports They love the great outdoors an al it offers '.hove everything else. And this ,devotion has paid big dividends in the superlative mental and physica vigor they possess. Among the otitdoor sports golf is rapidly moving into first place in po- pular favor, and is destined to super- sede baseball and cricket 'as our na- tional games. Thousands, who a" few years ago were in the bleachers, are now on the links." And there, is a reason—no other outdoor: sport can approach golf in the training of mind and body that it affords. Swimming probably comes next in popularity and there is no more healthful sport, provided one refrains from diving into two' feet of water. From the "old swimmin' hole" of the past generation to the marble pools 0f today, swimming has been the great summer pastime. Thereis no- thing more invigorating and rejuven- ating than a good swim. Some spoil its good effects, however, by going into thewater too: soon after eating, staying in too long, and other indis- cretions. Nextin'order, conies tennis -too vigorous for older people and for many young persons as well. Tennis puts almost as great a strain on ' the heart as the "Charle'ston:" I't has a further disadvantage in that itis play- ed in the hot sun. If 'you want an A -x case of colic, imbibe two or three cold drinks after leaving the court. Otherwice, tennis is an ideal outdoor sport. Baseball Always Enjoyable No discussion of summer sports is complete without including that most popular of 111 games—baseball. There is nothing more diverting and exhil- arating than a snappy baseball game. It isfull of action, and no one ever gets too -old to enjoy it. 1 am speak- ing, of course, of playing, not watch- lug,, a game. The increasing use of "indoor" balls contributes something toward making the game Iess hazard- ous—people have been killed by a blow on the head with the official hard ball. But the percentage isso small as to be negligible. Some people go in strong for rid- ing. Personally I have never felt much at home on a horse's back, and the steeds I have ridden apparently felt some hostility toward me. And so my horseback riding has been confin- ed to two occasions, on both of which I looked like the Prince of Wales at his worst. I do not therefore pose as an authority on riding. But I'm told by those who can and do ride that they prefer it to any outdoor sport It is supposed to be especially good for sluggish liver; it gets people out- of-doors, and et affords an ideal pass- ive muscular exercise. Perhaps the rnost important feature connected -with outdoor sports is one's selection of that form best suit - 1 ed' to his particluar needs and reg;ttire- mentis, People with heart disease should indulge in golf rather than'ten- nis. And so on throughout the entire list, indications and contra-indica- tions should be carefully ,c'onsidered; preferabiy,with the counsel of a phy- sician. - Many persons feel that they get enough exercise in connection with their regular occupation, but that thecr 'my is all wrong. "A laundress gets plenty of exercise, but you wouldn't say that she enjoys it, - The benefit in 1 sports is that they are different and diverting, and their good effect is a much mental as physical, The mind is taken off one's daily routine, giving it a change that is to the brain wha a bath is to• the body. We are made to forget cares and worries that too often lead to an introspection which is the gateway to numerous physical' dis- ..orders—fancied 'tis true, but none the less real to the sufferer. Even though a man's work is largely physical he needs to indulge in sports that 'call into action unused sets of . muscles, thus leeping himself from becoming lopsided. So everyone should engage in some form of outdoor sport during the summer months. It gets him ; into the big outdoors -into the fresh air and stgishine;,wirich are better tonics than all the sulphur and molasses, all the iron and arsenic, all the oil from the liver of deceased codfish that have ever been poured down an unsuspect- ing public's throat! —0— Questions and Answers "Foot and Mouth" Disease Mrs. G. G. writes: "(i) Clan you give me any cause for yawning except sleepiness and lack of oxygen in ilio lungs? Seems to me I have enough of these but I yawn more or less all the time, • "(2) Have discolored patches on the legs which have been diagnosed as 'varicose capillaries. The legs are ti tender and, at times, ache severely. Have been bothered with neuralgia in head and considered the pains in legs were neuralgic. Would they be due to any other cause?" Reply (r) Your yawning is probably just a habit. You may be able to over- come it by going with your mouth held open for several minutes at a time,,a dozen or so times a day. (2) The diagnosis is very likely cor- rect, as it doesn't take a genius to recognize varicose veins. The pains are due to the pressure of the disten- ded capillaries on the nerve -endings. There is no connection between - the paihs in the legs and the head. Keep off your feet as much as pos- sible, and when seated have the legs elevated. Get some suitable tape and wrap about the legs (elevated) in the morning. This will keep the veins empty and do away with most of the pressure. Rub the legs every even- ing, the movement being from below upward. Put cold Epsom salts com- presses on the legs at night. Persis- tent attention to these measures some- times/cures the condition, —0— Blood, Pressure "Bugaboo". J. M. D. writes: "Last October I was examined by the local doctor who said I have high blood pressure I ami 51 years olcl. "The pressure registered 163 points. Two months later it was 553. At the end of the third month it. was 120. Four weeks later"it was 148. "T am bothered. with what seems to be lumbago, and my pressure feels pretty high although I am dieting ac- cording to his directions, I have cut out all things tending to increase the pressure. 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It s not at all unusual to find a blood pressure of 54.0 to 16o in men of your years, and with just ordinary precautions it can be kept at a level taallemtkIffitsmemarronsesItose MAYBE SO! J ALL Or 1t'% E SToStes l►EAD E P iii.'`ft4E WED€IN ANb lr b:M RS — ' olrt$Y OOESW.c SOYA AUTh Q CONTINLI ..QN dV.rFt 1�1 wrtktia MAR,AAt.4 'LIFE? IL. that is entirely `negative. Cut down on proteid foods (meat, eggs, etc.). Take a rest of all hour or so at noon. Exercise moderately, Keep your bowels regular at all times. Avoid all emotional stresses, and stop worrying. BLUE VALE The Annual •Meeting of.the United. Church, Bluevale, was held in the ba- sement of the church on Wednesday!; ,rube 2, The reports were received from, ull departments and showed the church in a flourishing and healthy Condition. The report of the treas- nary showed a balance of $264,, after all expenses .were paid,' The church decided to hold their Annual Lawn Social on the Church grounds on Wednesday, July 7th. An unanimous vote of appreciation was tendered the Pastor Rev, A. V. Walden for his splendid services during the year ata;d the efficient planner in which he con ducted the affairs of the church, through the trying experience s of the rear, Officers including Members c1 the Session, Stewartte, rte., were eleel: ed for the year.