HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1926-06-10, Page 2r
WINOH AM• ADVANCE -TIMES
Thursday, June retia., z926
This
THE MOAN ADVMCE•TU ES
A. G. Smith, Publisher,
Published at
WINGI=IAM, ONTARIO
Subscription rates=One year $2.00
Six months $1.00, in advance:
Advertising Rates 'and Application
Advertisements without specific di
tections will be inserted until forbid
and charged accordingly.
Every Thursday Morning
wheel. They toss themselves into
the hands of fate, to be swirled
around the racing bowl at unbeliev-
able miles per hour,, not alone for the
purpose of thrilling millions but the
development and constant ini'rove-
anent of the car, that you are driving,
i Automobile racing was not founded
for financial gain but for the advance-
1
ment of automotive engineering
- � thi ough the competition of ideas. The
motor car of tomorrow will be as dif- i
le
efeut from car of today as the car
sof today, is tlifferexrt from the first
{"horseless carriage." Automobile,
'racing has been responsible for more
'than seventy-five per cent of the im-j
,provements of the motor car made in
the past twenty years, and racing may
.be expected to play at least as impor-
ant a part in the development of auto-
mobile transportation in the future.
Those that follow this sport know
that the pilots are not serious mind-
ed weaklings who know only motors
—men of theory. They know them
as well-balanced,keen-witted, steel-.
nerved men of inherent boldness who'
play, the game of speed with all seri-
ousness of men who strive to succeed:
Moreover, theyhelp each other . as
competitors inno other line of sport
do. Beginners, if they show proper.
attitude as well as aptitude, are given
ready assistance.
A racing ;camp harbors less enmity
and better fellowship than is display-
ed ° on any college campus, Before
the race—and after -the pilots are the
best of friends. They are clannish, to
a degree, have paralleling tastes in
many instances, and are aver ready to,
lift.up, without the knowledge .of the
whole world, a. struggling or Bean-
cially down trodden competitor,
1 But on the speedway they battle
with might and main. And they ob
serve ,the rules and play the game as
(it is written in the book 1
A little puff of air can inflate pric-
es, but it takes a sledge to reduce
them.
xxx
conservation of conversation would
belietoo much talk has spoiled many
a good thing.
xxx
Respect is something which a per-
son should be expected to earn before
he receives it 1
x x x
There are women whospend a lot
.of their time trying to disprove what
the wrinkles are saying.
x
Modern life is such that one-half
"the world is too busy to find out how
the other half lives.
ON THE KNEES OF
LUCK
.In which you are given some inside
dope on Automobile racing by Erwin
Greer, President Greer College of Au-
tomotive Engineering, Chicago, I11.
Stands and infield are' packed with
excited humanity. Everywhere is the
multi -colored hue of race day. The
smell of castor oil is in the air and all
eyes are turned towards the brick oval
where the mechanical greyhoundsare
beim tuned.
"Lookit!" shouts a railbird, "There's
De Palma, and he's driving a Miller.
My money on hint to win." •
The fellow beside him reaches for
his roll. •
May I call your attention to Ral-
ph's nephew over there—Pete DePao-
lo?" he inquires sarcastically, "Just
how much money d'o you want to
lose?:,
'"O00000h, Daddy!" screams a flap-
per, "There's Tommy Milton. I—I
want 'him to .win."
"Huh, not while Harry Hartz is
awake," rudely retorts her, lipsticked
buddy, "This is Harry's race. I like
the way he combs his hair,
And so on.
The tardy cars steal softly towards
the tape where other pilots are align -1
ing their mounts. The telegraph keys
and typewriters commence . their ner-
vous clatter to the waiting world out -
The referee dispenses eloquent cau-
tion, and drops his flag. Twenty,•
motored projectiles leap forward.
Despite your . protracted anticipa
tion, the start is unexpected, A blast
of violent, all -swallowing noise from
engines suddenly accelerated smite
your heart with a pang of sharply en -
'lanced apprehension. The roar of ex
•hausts swells and broadens—main-
stains itself -and temporarily breaks as
the pilots lift feet from throttles to
ease their mounts into the turn. They
circle the back stretch and soar down.
before the stands in perfect start for-
mation.-
or=mation.• Again the flag goalies a red
flame. They're off—to a flying start.
Lap after lap these daredevil hu-
mans flirt and kid with Death, the.
-wind crushing them back, ears splitt-
fug with the howl of wide open throt-
tles, and always with eyes front that
the curves may not slam them into
oblivion.
It always appeals to the spectators
to watch the cars roll into the pits o£ tea races will finish r the 1 1
Week
Number z2 nose out in front of the
iveterans at' Indianapolis and stay
there, was a thrill that comes only
once in a life time, To take those
four short 'terrible turns of the brick
saucer without juggling the accelera-
tor wasn't done for„ Death doesn't 'like
to be kidded. But led by two tiny
baby shoes young • Pete knew that
there was nothing in front but victory
and so didn't bother to lift hisacce-
lerator foot from the floor, turn orno
turns. Sheer guts and a.mechanically
perfect car won that race.
Peter, when he visited me in Chica-
go on his way back frons Italy, told
me that he would be able to achieve
the unheard of speed ofone hundred
and forty-five miles an hour on the.
Culver City, Bowl, in California
Thanksgiving Day. As Pete is a mo•
dest young man his statement bears
considerable weight. Itis doubly em-
phatic in view of the fact• that .this
year's A. A. A. champion—little Pet-
turn --for they are dice -wheeled dice
--that leave the loser no chance to
recoup.
No chance? Yes, the chances are
ten to one with hire if he happens to
"crack" on the latest of board speed-
ways, For out, in Culver City, Cali-
fornia, is the fastest race saucer in the
world.
Jack Prince, its designer, . figuring
that a marble would always' roll to-
wards the, center of a bowl, built his
track accordingly., The result was that
the few accidents that have happened
threw the pilots and their cars down
the steeply -pitched bank onto a wide
concrete apron where they slid into
a wire fence that acted as a life net.
No pilot has yet been injured -and
cannot be unless he collides with an-
other car: Even then the chances are
with him,' for the two cars will prob-
ably lock wheels and slide to safety.
Race day dawns' clear and bright..
The car is brought out early in the
er, himself, turned the Culver Bowl morning and given her final test.;' The
n Competition last April at 139,7 speed is there. Acceleration is right,
Somebody, with more romancing miles per hour, which, .as, the world (A racing carmustnot hesitate when
k w
Lu -
than truth -telling, has called the race no s, is moving right along. One a heavy foot "hits the button"). jpilots guinea pigs of the industry, liv- hundred and forty-five miles an_ hour brication is excellent. The ignition
ing subjected to strain. What hap -
mile
nearly four miles faster than. the nien are satisfied ;the spark -plug` men
'pens? An experiment with new means mile straightway record. for 122 -inch have added their O.R. ' And even the
for attaining still greater speeds. That cars. So you see what automobile pilot—the hardest_ man to satisfy of
his not true becaus`a the pilots are ear-
1
v- proveis doing. the whole lot—is Happy: Every one
yen more careful than thea designingFront drive machines and balloon is on their toes—waiting for the start
engineers. As an illustration; tures were the innovations at this ing flag. And then they are' off
The engineer makes microscopic year's Indianapolis race. The front again.
tests of all vital " the turns And now to answer in concise foist
these tests flaws show up Andheu under better,caand amanufacturers cla in it the many, many letters that I receive
1a1 exactly as do human bones when won't be long now before passenger -and which are sent nie by race pile -
1a1
1 -Ray is trained upon the .body.
ears are built along similar lines, ots—From boys who seek to become
But the race pilot takes nothing for : It is seldom that a tire "blows on race pilots: God knows why' they
granted. He hasn't nine lives and so rhe speedway. Tires on cars nulling want to be, I don't!
—dismantles his steering gear and re- into the pits for a change are more There are two ways' to get"on the.
moves the paint with emery cloth often removed because of loose treads track if you so desire. One is buy; a
from steering rod arms: and tie rods. thin. for any other cause. It is the : car yourself—and a racing car costs
With the metal shining like new he (pilot's job. to watch his tires carefully, from ten to twenty-five thousand doll -
soaks the part in dirty kerosene, af- and Boy! he does, slipping quickly airs—and the other is to have an "en-
ter which he wipes it dry and covers Tinto the pits when a tire commences gel" provide the necessary steed: The
it with chaise: ,.The part is then put ! to look fuzzy, other way, and one almost impossible
Dontget thei
in a'vise and subjected .to strain. den that race pilots now, is to serve an apprenticeship as
What happens? A crack even too strive constantly to set up new speed a mechanic in the hopes that you will
tiny for the misroscope causes the records. They don't! Their object be' able-sometime—to demonstrate
kerosene, which has seeped into the is to win the race, and good pilots, your mechanical ability and fearless
flaw, to come out again and reveal' a dike experienced baseball pitchers, win ness .thereby getting a mount of your
line along an otherwise invisible
contests with brains and control own.
crack: That part.is discarded at once. as much as by speed. I The first step is doing small bits
Another tricl..is heat the questionable 1 Wild stories of the immense earn- around the'pilo's garage at an . even
part o£ a cherry red whereupon the ings of race pilots startle' the world smaller salary: This and perserver
flaw shows us' as a dark line on the into believing that automobile racing ance pushes a mechanic zip the ladder•
cherry red surface. But accidents in easy money. But there is no pilot Since all of the work on racing cars
sometimes happen in spite of these •who earns oncatenth enough to war- must' be done by hand it stands to
precautions and such accidents are other car. Even• then the chances are reason that< the mechanic must be
extremely unfortunate. ,Yet the re- against him. Every so often some pilot nothing short of a wizard.
salting wreck furnishes the best ma- capures a big race with'a big prize, But The various parts of the engine
aerial in designing new models. The'there are hundreds of pilots and only must be made by hand. And these.
engineer, by carefully going over the a few big purses, And yet each of parts must be experimented with con -
wrecked machine, determines what the' race entrants is confident of win- tinually, for an adjustment of this or
caused the spill and remedies the part 'fling "first -money," And every one of that may give the car a speed of an
that defaulted—that it may never hap- them is planning just how he will additional fraction of•'a second;' more,
1spend that money. There isn't a more `This is decidedly :important: And the
pen again. f ,
One of the most astonishing things optimistic crowd in: the world. (real rnachanic naturally become a fa
about a racing automobile is the ease fa -
The chap who wins tate great races ,vorite with his pilot. To him aro in
with whicli it rolls. ' A racing car can today is the fellow who is best at the trusted the more intricate and import
be pushed along a level surface with tricks of the trade. Witness Tommy:ant details of the car which he does
one finger. That is -the test, For the'Milton—two-time winner of the In- under the fiilot's eye.
pilot• knows that unless his car rolls dianapolis 'classics -who in •nine out j When a race, is over and, the victory
n ' money. won—it is the pilo who gets the
Or, Ralph DePahna, idol of the racing plaudits and the money. Mechanics
fans. Ralph has been unfortunate of on racing cars are usually paid a
late• years but even so he brings his weckly•wage—»seventy-five dollars be-:
admirers to their feet with a gasp by ing consideree) high. DePalnia's.crew
some sort of superior driving.
for replacement work. Here is the
Pittman machine battling the clock to
a greater degree than where it is the
rnechanisin of i:he car annihilating
time. • And so thrill follows thrill .un -
i ll- 1 he checkered flag is flashed.
In no other sport are the haliards
as great as those of the speedways.
The pilots take their very lives m
their hands as they grip the ateeting
Ij
this easily he cannot hope to get he
maximum speed on the track. The
secret' is perfectly aligned parts, lubri-
cation and expert tuning, •.
A lucky year--x925—for Peter De-
Paolo, twenty-six year old nephew of
Ralph DePalma,. Ever since 'Peter
tied his baby's shoes to ' the front
springs of his Dueseuberg he°has fin-
ished in the money, To see his little
,get this wage and also seven and one-
Accidents? These, of course, are to half per cent of his winnings. This
be expected. is an itrcentive to ever be on the job.
The race pilot must naturally be a 1 Now for the last lap! Just as stea-
fatalist, When his turn comes to be idy and sweet as anyone could wish,
kissed by the icy lips of death he We're traveling some --wow! Perfect
wants to be gripping the wheel of the 'polo.. She never ran better. Gosh,
fastest car in the world, with his foot the good old home stretch. Here we
shoving the throttle wide open. He !come -the checkered flag -a blur of
wants the bands to be' playing, and cr.,ay spectators—bang! across the
the crowd • to say •-- when i the amb'ul- lime we sail. Slow' up, good of strai-
ance ' hauls hien away—`TTie drivin' ,ght-eight—.let's have a rest. Into the
fool!" 'pits old horse.
Sta&stics prove that a pilot who 1 We'ye'avon! Fine! I knew we
goes through twenty races unscather- would) And stow, tired as we are we
ed has passer, the favorable balance.'inust smile for the movie cameras and
lout then the percentage is against newsmen, We hate that. •
!him; At any moment the dice may! Yes, we do!
AI
i
•
WING1EiAr
lWS ,GREATEST STORE
THE MONTH
R
The loveliest month of the year, when folks are all aglow with excitement
and expectation for the wedding day. And then there is the Gift, something suit-
able and in keeping must be chosen, to help round out the happy event. At first
it looks like a problem, but not so, if you consult our staff, they are preparedand
willing to help you. From our immense stock many appropriate gifts can be se-
lected with ease and assurance of Highest Quality, and at most favorable prices.
Below we offer a few suggestions along this line:
Linen
Cloths
Linen
Napkins
Linen
Towels
Madeira
Linens
SilkSpreads
Sheets &
P/Cases
I .
Com forters
Pillows
or
Wilton
Rugs
Axminster
Rugs
Brussels
Rugs
- Small Rugs
Linoleum
Rugs
Cong oleum
Rugs
Small
Pictures
Trays
se
to be selected by herself, or by her many friends
for showers, etc. We would s ggest,
Dainty
Silk,,
U/wear
Vests
Blouses
-Teddies
Gowns, etc
Broad cloth
Bloomers
& Slips
Crepe
Dresses
Rayon
Dresses
Fugi
Dresses
Georgette
Scarfs
Printed
Scarfs
Handker-
chiefs
Leather
Purses
Pouch Bags
Beaded
Bags
Umbrellas
Kid or Silk
Gloves
Hosiery
Many other lines might be mentioned, but space will not permit, but. a brief
word to the intended Bride.' We are prepared to cater to your Dress requirements.:
In the Dress Goods Dept. you will find many attractive cloths suitable for the
Wedding Gown, and in'our Ready -to -Wear Dept. you will find many splendid lines
in Suits, Coats, Dresses, etc. sditable for travel and this special occasion,
Our]Eperience is at Your Service, may we be
priviledged to help
ae e�. •r WE AIM TO PLEASE s +Ie
EVA[
Fopnriterly tiapnaet Co.
u..,•Jai s,
STORE
hone 36-1). O. icor 464,
lir'. •
1
e