HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1926-04-29, Page 7"Thursday, April 04th,, 1926
'THE SUNDAY MOTOR TRIP
:(Scene: Any Family Garage)
Ma Speaking:
"Oh! 1Vlyhevens•! There's Baby. !.
all covered, with axle grease.
Johnny—get away from that lunch!
Mary -leave that horn alone! Can't
you see it's annoying father?
Johnny—just look at your waist.
Didn't I just tell you to keep,
your fingers out of that jam?
Mary—quit playing with that,
tire. That's the only clean dress
you've got. Stop it now—I say!
0-my-gawd! There—there—Baby. Take
that monkey -wrench out of your
mouth, Father, can't you keep an
eye on that child?",
(Rip) -
"There goes my stocking. And it's
the best pair I've got. ''Spore
have to .change 'em now. Oh, what's ...—
the use? Nobody'll notice 'em.
Father, haven't you got that motor
fixed yet? I'm tired of waiting:;
What's that? Don't growl at me.
Yes, the lunch is all ready. Come
on -Johnny and Mary. Climb into
the car. Here, father; .grab the
Baby until I get in." (UghJh-h.)
"Johnny, keep, your feet off those
cushions! Mary—quit sticking your
gum onthat window name! There—
now! Alright, father—let's go!
'Honk. Honk. They're off!
(Next scene: Five miles from home)
Ma gasps. Let's out a shriek. Pop
stops the car and gently (?) asks:
"What the h - - 'smatter now?"
And Ma gasps:
"Turn back, quick! -'I forgot to
turn out the: gas under Baby's
milk! And I'm surd the water's
running over in the 'bath -tub. The
house must be a,wreck. Turn
back! Turn back!"
Blooey! There goes another
Day of Rest!
MORAL -Fathers, with weak constitutions
should refrain from week -end trips!
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Husbands should remember that if they tell friend wife
to "keep her mouth shut," there's always another man
who'•l1 stand. for it being open. That's the—Dentist!
11 HAVE IWO
consouki torr!
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Happy Birthday—Daddy! Corne Across!
When a wife 'remembers her husband on his birthday—
;she surprises twice. With the Gift first and a request for
a check to cover the cost later.
moo—
There never wasand there "ain't" never gong to lie
some girls' idea of the man who would make an ideal hus-
band.
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Tell your wife another woman! looks "stunning" in
her
new gown -and you're due for a "stunning" when you see
the next bill from .your wife's modiste,
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FAMOUS
9_FAMOUS LAST LINES ,
"Yes, dearie—I'm working late.. How's that? No—
those are not chips you'hear. That's our cashier count-
ing the day's receipts!"
TxmOTNY'S WEEKLY LETTER
To the Editur av all Thim
Wi,ngham Paypers,'
Dear Sur,
Me dawter-in.-law used to be raydin
to me otit av as book Mishter , Shak
speare wrote about a fellah called.
Hamlet, who wtts ii a lot ay thrubble
an didn't know, ,what wus the besht
ting to do undher the circuxnshtances.
He nearly wint` crazy"' over all his
worries an taught av puttin an ind to
hmself, an got into the habit 'av talk-
in be his lonesome, as me bye that
wus oversays wud say.
"To be arr not to be," sez he to
himsi1f, an be the same token thim is
the wurruds Mishter Ferguson does
WXUGHM4 ADV4'NCE 1 IMES
HOME, SWEET HOME
By Dr. Arthur L. Forster
Who is there, when the day's work
is done in field or office, does not lay
aside the thoughts and instruments of
labor arid, with a thrill nothing else
can give, turn his footsteps home -
their :eattic'•fhan their children.
A Problem to Ee Studied
Obviously there isneed f a "Bet-
ter Homes Week" to study the haus
ing problem :and awaken a greater in-
terest in this vital question. The,
home should: be more than just , a
Place to go when one has nowhere:
else to visit, It should be .the one.
spot on earth where we . would be in
preference to any other. In .addition,
it should be a haven from the dangers
to mind, soul, and body that constant-
ly beset the wayfarer through life•
is no place like home and, next to I am 'necessarily concerned,' as a
ward? Be it a palace or a hevel, tlaere, physician, with only the bearing of
"Mother," there's no sweeter word in the home on the physical well-being;
any tongue, of the individual. In building, buying
Each year finds science giving more or renting ,a house the prospective.
be sayiu at the prisint toime, He, is thought and attention to the .building tenant should give attention to a num
tirikin whether it is betther fer him to of the kind of homes that will make ber of points, in this connection. 'I
take up arrums against a say av for a better race through making a cannot go into detail here. Nor do I
thrubbles an be an elickshun ind thinf'healthier race. The heating of our deem it necessary to do more than:
enumerate them. This, I orn
arr• to shtand the:sittings an arrows homes is nowbased on' figures pro -r n. s, do. s e
vided by engineers. The ventilation what as follows:
is founded on estirnates supplied by (a) Location (climate, altitude
sanitary experts. As a result we get neighborhood).
a definite amountof heat, a proper , (b) Construction .(b, ick is'best/.
quotient' of humidity and a' certain (c) Size of various rooms (Bed -
number of cubic feet of fresh air. rooms especially should b,e of ade-
There is a growing disposition on quate size).
the part of city dwellers to congre- 1 (d) Sewerage facilities (this is most
gate in so-called family hotels. These ii>,portant).
places are usually in congested sec -1 (e) Plumbing (the best is none too
tions where there is little sunlight, good).
fresh air, and quiet. This applies] (f) Ventilation (plenty of windows
chiefly to people who have no chil- and doors).
av thim wet M. P. P.'s anny longer.
Whin ,thim Grits brought in theer
wet resalushun, who do you tink sup-
ported it? Four Frenchies, two min
from. Watherloo county, wheer they
don't dhrink wather at all ,at all, two
from the rum 'runnin counthry, wan
from South. Aist, Toronto art wan
from South Wesht Toronto, the parts
av the' city wheer mosht ay the furrin
ers live; tin min altogether who be -
lave ye kin, make a counthry droyer
be rayson av turnin on the tops. Meb-
by thim tin lads wus sincere an meg- dren. Why they are called "family" 1 (g) Heating plant (hot water is
by they wussent, but annyway they hotels I have never been able to fa- best, hot air worst)„
knew how .mosht av the payple they tlrom. I (h) Garden facilities (everybody
reprisint in Parleymint wanted thimCouples who are fulfilling their ria-• should have a little flower and vege-
to vote, an •I suppose that wus the tural and divine . destiny—rearing a table garden)...
family—are, however, moving into the (i) Water supply (if from a well,
suburbs in increasing numbers. So this should be located some distance
much so, that statistics show the from barns, outhouses, etc.)
population of suburbs increasing more This list might be extended con -
rapidly than that of the cities. This siderably, but these represent the sa-
is..the ideal plan as it gives the cog- Tient points in home construction as
bined 'advantages of town and coup-. regards health considerations.
try. "Don't buy a house because it is of
In rural communities practically a certain style or color ---like you
everyone has a house, but not suffi- woulcPa gown. But buy it because it
tient thought is given to the sanitary is a place where your. health and the
elements in home construction. A ,well-being of. your children will be
great many farmers give more safe and secture for all time.
main ting wid thim. Min kin make
thimsilves belave almost annyting
whin they want to belave it, but the
thrubble is to make theer woives
change theer rnoinds, aven whin it is
a case av pollytickle necissity, as it
may be wid a lot-av lus tirnperince
Tories, if Mishter Ferguson • comes
out' wid a Governmint conthrol pot-
ishy. It will be party harrud fer a
good Britisher loike rnesilf to support
a law framed to plaze a lot av Frinch-
ies an furriness; an I wud rather take
a dose av boneset, tay anny toime,
but, shure, I can't tink av Meakin an.
unblimished rickord av Tory votes,
not oven •to .plaze the missus.
Wance more I advoise Mishter
Ferguson. to "lave well enough alone"
fer jist look at the mess the Grits hev
got into at Ottawa be meddlin wid the
dooty on autos, ars all be rayson av
throyin to pace wid thim Progrissiv-
es, insktid av goin theer own gait in
the ould shquare throt they hev been
used to all theer loives.
'Tis the curse av Cromwell on the
counthry, as they say in Oireland, to
hev so manny parthies. Theer shud
only be Tories an Grits, wid the Tor-
ies runnin the counthry, an the Grits
in opposition mosht av the toime. It
webby wudden't do to -exterminate
the Grits altogether fer, shure, ye
carat devilop fasht hockey widout a
putty shtrong tame to play aghast.
Yofirs till nixt wake,
Ti'mothy Hay.
BLYTH
Mr. Thos. King of Winghani was, in
town during the week.
The;. first of the weekly half 'holi
days will come into effect on Wednes-
day, May ,5th to October 31st, inclus-
ive.
A number of our citizens will at-
tend the inaugural meeting of the new;
Huron Presbyterial in connection wi-
th the United Church of Canada in
Ontario Street Church, Clinton on
Tuesday, 'April 27th. First session
will' commence at so a, ni. When the
officers will be elected and the work
for the year outlined.
Three new elders were elected to
the Session Board of St. Andrews
`United Church, namely' Messrs Colin
Finglarul; Daniel McGowan and Dav-
id Laidlaw were • the ones' selected.
The funeral of the'late Mr. Ardell
was held on Monday from his home
on Drummond St, Deceased was So
years, of age and leaves a'widow` and
grown up family. Rev. W. B. Haw-
kins conducted the services, Inter-
ment -in Union Cemetery.
thought to the housing and care of
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Qtuestions and Answers
Moles May Be Dangerous.
Mrs. W. 0. C. writes:
, "I always read 'The Road to Better
I Health' and in the Dec. 24th issue of
® the tllberta Farmer you answered a
it question concerning a pigmented.
mole.
"I have a pigmented mole at the
Reason No. 5 ® end of the abdomen near sight of the
The paid up capital and re - L pelvis. I do not know whether I twos
serve fund of The Old Huron P. born with it, but I seem to. remember
& Erie affords surplus security O when I was a very small child run-
= totalling $6,85o,000. ■ ning along with a stick in front of
m w me, and the pavement being uneven
5 PER CENT. - brought my stick up with a sudden
- Per Annum is payable half -year -
jerk. The stick slipped through my
- ly upon $loo or more for r, 2, 3, - fingers and caught the flesh on my
4 or 5 years. body
Select this time -tested trustee FM' -It was a small brown mark, then,
.= investment for your savings, like squeezed flesh and I believe i•e-
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mained like that until the last few
" . COSELNS r years. Now it is over i inch long and
f ; inch wide, and continually getting 1!
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badly and the top comes off in par-
tieles• There is no pain and no ulcer- =
'ation but it is enlarging I am quite
sure, because when I was a child it
was not xIS of an inch long•
About a year ago I went to our
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Something absolutely unusual.
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Wingham
Utilities
Crawford Block. • Phone
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MAITLAND CkEAMER
Phone 271,
Wingham Ontario
Our Trucks are on, .the road gathering cream and. eggs. Call us
by phone and we can tell you the day they pass your door.
This is a co-topersHve organization, the future never looked bri-
ghter and with yourassistance we believe this plant will see anoth-
er successful season.
At this date we cannot tell in dollars and cents what we may ac-
complish.
scomplish. The past of course it is Ancient History but yet it is
sometimespleasant to look back.
This past 'twelve months. we have paid out to cream patrons of.
this Creamery $15oo.00, this was based on the amount of butter fat
we received from them • PD
Then again the Egg Producers who took advantage of the Egg
Pool last year received $6633.00 more for their eggs than if they had
sold them out right.
We would like to have you co-operation; with us as regards vol-
ume. We will do what we can in price.
The United Farmers Co - p. Co. Ltd.
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Pns u ninia
Persistent coughs and colds
lead to serious trouble. You
can stop them now with Hamil-
ton's. Throat and Lung Balsam.
This preperation is guaran-
teed in the treatment of persis-
tent coughs or colds,.bronChial
asthma,bronchitis and other
forms of respiratory diseases.
May be procured from all
your local druggists or direct by
mail from
HAMILTON DRUG CO.
Windsor, Ontario
doctor about it and he. said it looked.
to him like a birthmark. He said he
could' not see anything to worry
• about but if l wished, he would cut it
out and send it away to be examined.
What do you think about it? I am
in my early forties."
Reply
I am inclined to agree with your
doctor that you• have nothing to wor-
ry about. It may, of course, be an
epithelioma (skin cancer) and the
doctor's suggestion to remove it and
have it examined is a very good one.
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Rheumatism and the Tonsils
Mrs." W. ,E. T. writes:
"Can you please tell us what to do
for our boy, He is nine years old and
has an attack of 'inflammatory rheu-
matism. The rheumatism is in - his
feet, knees and hips.
"He first had a, slight attack of ton-
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that lights up the dark and dreary places where tires
have gone to the bad. It is the revivifier of blowout
tires and encourages thrift. Our Vulcanizing Dept.
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silitis; he seemed to be well over that,foods for one with rheumatism. Also
so I sent him to school, and one,weelcplease name other treatments for this
later he took sick with rheumatism, disease."
caused from getting damp feet. Reply
"Please tell me what are the best The connection between the, attack
of tonsilitis and the rheumatic fever
THE FAMILY NEXT` DOOR'
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MADAME ZERO, FA' HUSBAND'
HERE DOESIgt ,e,Eue.ve '.'idIt'
MENTAL ''TELEP'AT - - MAYBE
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IT'S POSSIBLE, ,f
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tiONAI AS AN EXAMPLE7e
Mt2. ' b 'DOR- 1F I St.toULD
TELL `mil WHAT `MOIRE
THINKING RIG1T NOW,
WHAT WOULD. `OA.)CA1.1. -1141N-r?
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is so close that I am certain the boy,
has iiifccted tonsils, I am not :in the
habit of saying that every case of
rheumatism, meads that the patient
has bad teeth or tonsils. But I :do.
know tlmt, in certain cases, that is
where the infection comes from. 1
believe your boy is such a case. If
so, his tonsils should come out, be-
cause so long as pus is being thrown
into the blood stream from that focus.
he cannot possibly recover.
I can answer the second part of
your letter best by telling you what
foods to avoid giving the boy, vis.:
meat and meat soups, sonar, tea and
toffee, preserves, acid fruits (except
orange and lemon juice) and all rich,
sweet foods; Strawberries, tomatoes,
and rhubarb are to be especially
avoidcd. 'Have ;the boy drink large
amounts of water, particularly all.a-
line ater's,
'.Cakewhinr to the nearest eompetent
physician; Maybe the trial doctors,
they ddo,knowmors than ytsrt tlritrlw