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Spring Speqais
FORMALDEHYDE 35c Lb.
Full strength, Government Standard
SIMMERS SEEDS
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Garden and Flower
Regular 1Oc .. 4 packages for 25c
ERAS US WILLS SALT
ASSISTS NATURE
Relieves Biliousness and Derangement of the Stomach,
Liver and Kidneys.
Manufactured by "Boots" of Nottingham, England.
Sells at 50c a can.
McKibbon's Drug Store
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WINGHAM ADVANCii4.11111 S. ,
I ERGIE KNOWS THE; RQADS
To the Editor av all thim
Wingham Paypers,
Deer Sur,-
Ould King Winther is slltaying wid
us shtill, havin outlived his wilcoine,
loike the King Governmint, but,
shure, it is purty harrud thravellin
wid bad roads fer the both av thirn, at
prisint.
I totiid ye lasht wake not to worry
about tings whin ye naydint, an "twas
a thrue wnrrud 1 shpoke. It won't be
long now befoor both King Winther
an the King Goverment will be out
av biziness, and inshtid av seein Grit
buggies an Progressive sleighs makin
shlow tonne over the wurst roads ye
ivir saw, the good ould Tory limou-.
seen, will be bowlin along the hoigh-
ways at sixty arr sivinity, moiles an
hoar wid Mishter Meighen at the
whale an mesilf in the ront sate be-
soide loin tellin him how to droive.
These young fellahs mebby know a
lot more about some tings than us
ould indintities do, but they rade a
wurrud av advoice sornetoimes, so
they do. That is the rayson I tink I
shud be in the car wid Mishter Mei
gen to warn him av the bad shpots in
the road, an to tell him whether to
turn to the lift arr the roight whin
we come to the crossroads. 'Tis; a
crooked road, the pollyticicle wan,' wid
r turns
in it, ana f
ellah
a lot av sharp,
who hadn't been over it befoor moi
ght git l9shtr arr upsit his car throyin
t6 the etiriief a'idoet slilacken-
tri .shpade. I don't troll theer are
manny min+who cud bete., Ivtishter
Meighen at makin e quick turn, but I
am afraid the bye may, throy it wance
too often, if some ould head is not
wid him to tell him whin to tarn aff
the gas an put on the brakes.
It takes Mishter Ferguson to run a
tar, fer shure, he is not afther takin
army advoiee' from the back sate, so
he isn't. He has his hand on the
whale, an, if he doesn't know which
way he is thravellin, he, isn't ;;oin to
lishten to anny av thim lads throyin
to till him. If he runs over army
Grits. arr Progressives who are too
shlow to git out av the way, he just
droives on, not shtoppin fer annyting,
hangs theer hoids on' the fince an
barrin mebby to git a dhrink av foor
be foor beer, to squinch his thirsht
wance in a whoile.
'Tis a foine, car he droives, an ix-
pinsive wan, wid a lot av good fellahs
roidin wid him, an not the kind av
lads to let thimsilves be outclassed
be what thim U. F. O.'s used to
droive.
Av coorse I don't minshun the
Grits, fer it is a long toime since they
had a chance to sit in sates av the,
moighty an do the droivin so to
shpake, an annyway, thim wus shlow.
days wid shlow min runnin Rings,
afraid to shpind anny money. In thim
days they tought the ould dimmycrat
wagon, wus good enough. 'to roide in,
wid the droiver half-'ashlape an ould
Dobbin wid his tail over the loine
half the toime.
Av coorse it. takes a lot av money
to run tings in Ontario now, the ray -r
son av the Iioigh cosht av livin, but
what differ does it make 'whin the
Tories hev the shpindin av it. Tlie
thrubble is how to git it out ov the
payple widout losin theer votes. Meb-
by Mishter Ferguson will hev to take
over the liquor biziness in ordher to
kape up wid the Joneses, an, if he do-
es, I intind to support hint, but am
afraid I may hey thrubble wid the
rnissus.
Yours till nixt wake,
Timothy Hay,
AUCTION SALE—Horses, Cattle,
Pigs, Poultry,' Implements, House-
hold" Articles, also -the fifty acres,
Tieing lot 16,. con. 12, Turnberry
township at .x o'clock on Monday,
April 19th. See bills. T. R. Benn-
ett, Auct„• Jos. A. Gray, Prop.
BULL FOR SALE—Durham Short-
horn eligible for registration, bred
from. Culross Fancy No. 135-o82, a
heavy milker. Apply John Moir,
Phone 23-602. Route 2, Wingham.
CAR OF B. C. SHINGLES -To ar-
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rive in a few. days. Parties taking
same off car will get .a reduction on
price. Thos. Stewart, Bluevale.
BABY CHICKS AND EGGS F
HATCHING- From large strains,
pure bred to lay White .Leghorns
and Barred Rocks. Healthy vigor-
ous stock bred for size, large eggs
and heavy production. White Leg-
horn Baby' Chicks, 25, $3.75; 5o,
$7.00; too, $13.00; White Leghorn
Hatching Eggs, 25, $1.25; 5o, $2.25;
ioo, $4.00; Barred Rock Baby Chicks
25, 'i $4.50; 50, $8.5o; loo, $16.00
Barred Rock Hatching , Eggs, 25,
$1:50; 5o, $2.75; loo, $5.00. At these
prices in your own boxes or bask-
ets at my place, one ' quarter , mile
West of Whitechurch. Custom
hatching done at reasonable rates.
Satisfaction Guaranteed. Duncan
Kennedy, Whitechurch, Ont. Phone
42-61I..
EGGS. FOR SETTING—Thorobred
S. C. Black Minorcas large, heavy
laying strain. Will book several
settings at 5c per egg. H. Buchan-
an coo Thompson -Buchanan Hard-
ware, •
FOR SALE—Cleveland Bicycle, good
as new. Frank Field.
FOR SALE—Seven roomed brick
house on Victoria Street, with wri-
ter
ater and lights. C. Weir.
FOR SALE -In order to sell right
now, we are offering that splendid
accordion for $8.00. See it at this
office.
'AOR SALE ---A quantity of Varnish
Stain. Regular $1.35 for $r,00 per
qt. Also oil heater, regular $8,5o
for $6.00. A. J. Ross, Wingham.
FOR SALE—Cleveland Bicycle, 22
inch frame. In excellent condition
as it has had very little use. In -'LOST -Belgium Police Dog, about
Prominent C z e n s;
From (Vaarious Parts
of Ontario En d o r se
Miller's Herb Juice
Wherever introduced, +Aremark-.
able , statements for publication
have followed"
HERB JUICE, the new rem-
edy for stomach, liver, kidney
and bladder troubled, constipa-
tion, biliousness and indigestion
has scored a remarkable success
in every city in_, which,. it.1. has
been introduced. The follow-
ing are some brief statements
from points outside the Border
Cites•
F. D. Curtis,,"Tea and Coffee
King" of Hamilton: "Herb Jui-
ce gave me prompt relief from
gas pains, stomach trouble .and
indigestion. L. feel... ten.- years
younger."
W. A. Hagerman, London: "I
suffered for years with bilious-
ness, sleeplessness, kidney and
liver trouble. There is nothing
on the ',market to equal Herb
JLuce"
W. G. Ward, prominent dec-
orator of Harrow: "Herb Juice
made a new man of me. It is
remarkable how quickly It was
relieved, of constipation, kidney
trouble, backaehe; sown stoanach
and gas pais"
ir. Lockwood, well known
I3rautford manufacturer: "I had
chronic constipation and •atter-;
tried
man
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so
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remedies without satisfactory
results. Herb Juice was, the
medicine that relieved me of my
troubles." '
J. H. Robbins, prominent rail-,.
roadengineer, St.` . Thomas:
"Herb Juice has ' exceptional
merit in the treatment of con-
stipation, stomach, kidney and
liver disorders.__.I heartily en-
dorse it as it gave me most won -
. derful relief."
Burton Fox,- Toronto: "After
two, years of suffering with in-
digestion, gas pressure, consti-
pation and loss of weight, I tri-
ed Herb Juice. All of my etarouu--
bles have entirely dd;sapp 1
and I have gained five pounds
in weight."'
,, Thos.' Levitt, Sales Manager
Reliance Garage, London: " No-
thing I ate agreed with me. I
could not sleep with pains in
my stomach caused by indiges-'
tion and constipation. Two ,bot-
tles of Herb Juice made me feel
like a different person, I am
telling all my friends about
Herb Juice." 1
For sale by all druggists.
Price $r.00:
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FOR SALE=Store at Fordyce, 40
feet long by 20 ft, in good condi-
tion. Would make a good home
for someone. Maple and pine'
floors upstairs and down, . 10 foot
ceiling downstairs. Win. Champ:,
ion, Route 2,, Lucknow.
HORSES FOR 'SALE -Driver, work
single or double, one percheron
mare, rising 7 years old. Also gear
light wagon at Currie'a'. Livery,
Phone 12o.
LOST—Female Collie Dog, white
collar, sharp nose, yellow with bob
tail, answering to the name of Vimy.
Information as to her whereabouts
thankfully re:eived by Russell Arm-
es or Geo. Cunningham, East Wa
wanosh, Route 1, Belgrave.
quire i at Advance,
FOR SALE—Black Minorcas eggs
for hatching. Apply to Mrs. Geo.
Caseinore, Wingham, Ont;, R. R.
No. 2, Phone 602-3,
OR SALE—Large frame house in
good repair, all conveniences, dou-
ble garage. A snap for quick sale.
Write Miss Mary Madigan, 66 La-
keview Ave., 'Toronto.
ten months old, near last of March.
Finder please leave word at Advati-
ce-Times.
PAINTING AND PAPER HANG-
ING—Phone 23-625. J. R'o5,ers.
WANTED TO RENT—House with
modern conveniences, furnace and
three bedrooms, no children. Ap-
ply at 'Advance -Times,_
SPECIALIZING THIS SEASON
FOR RENT -House, frame, 6 rooms, IN EGGS FOR,HATCHING_InZ
Clean in every 'res;fect, lights and
water. Garage and hen house.
Very reasonable. A. W. Lawlor,
Victoria St..•
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FOR SALE -Frazee house, seven
roomed in good repair; with hard
and: scift water, acre of land and
same fruit in Lower, Town: Apply
to Miss E, i:''ttgsley,
sure your profits by buying eggs
from our heavy laying strains of
Barred Rocks, R. L Reds, White
Leghorns and Black Minoreas. Our
flock; of Yoo birds Have given a won-
derful production this winter, lay-
ing as high assixty a day through
February and seventy in March.
Already selling eggs and taking or-
ders. We expect to sell thousands
Dunc Mtunro's Fine Hockey Record.
The Stanley Cup, • eiublematir of
the world's hockey championship,
will remain in Montreal for at least
one year, when the Montreal Mar-
oons, National Hockey. League cham-
pions, defeated the Victoria Cougars,
Western Canada title holders, by, a
score of 2 to 0 iri the fourth game of
the series. 'The Maroons had won
the first two games, but Victoria took
the third, making a fourth necessary.
Through the victory, Dunc Munro oc-
cupies a unique position in the hockey
world, having captained three cham-
pionship teams in the last seven
years. In 1918-19 he was leader of
the University of Toronto team which
won the junior O.H,A. title and then
defeated the Melville, Sask., juniors
for the Canadian junior championship.
In 1921-22-23 he was with Granites,
of Toronto, Allan Cup holders,i,and in
1924 he was captain of the Canadian
Olympic team which won the world's
title at Chamonix. Last year and this
he was captain of the Maroons, who
this year captured the world's pro-
fessional title.
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Consumes 4o Eggs But Loses Wager
James Macaskill, Kentville,
N. S.,
youthwith a large appetite, met his
Waterloo' when h6 attempted to eat
eight dozen Easter eggs on a wager.
He consumed 4o eggs, but it took him
an hour, and he was forced to stop
halfway. His backers urged him to
eat soft boiled eggs, but Janes liked
them fried. Macaskill achieved local
fame during the Winter, when as a
member of a snowplow crew, he ate•
17 plates of beans and four loaves of
bread at one sitting.
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Be Careful in the Spring
Ten years ago a Saskatoon child
went down to the Saskatchewan river
which flows through the middle of
the prairie city. The child played on,
the ice, fell into the water and was
drowned. Last. week a five-year-old
daughter of the same parents, went
down to the sante river to play on the
ice. The little girl also 'fell in. Her
playmate tried to pull her out; but
was not strong enough. The little
girl was drowned. The parents are
prominent Saskatoon people. A river
runs swiftly this time of year in or
near almost every town. , Children
who are allowed to roansnear the ri-
yer by themselves are always liable
to fall in. The "drowning season"
will soon be here' ,is here, in fact, No
parent wants to lose a child:
of eggs, because we have the stock
R SALE—Single Comb White and prices are the lowest. $3.00 for
Lr lzor'n and Barred Rock Chicks
for 'sale. Also large White I'elcin
I ttclt Eggs and Ducklings, '(Amens-
con strain.' Long distance phone
rxtessges paid with eachorder re-
cciv;r1, Mrs. N`N McCatileyv R. I. blED'
FrnsSels, Ont„ Brussels Phone
Work Brussels, Grit,, on Sunday
April 4th., Jane P.obb, behoved wife
Cs ganeral house n3 Wiliia.trt Work and mother of
.ens John of 13rtissels, Robert and ;Hap.
oldaf Toronto.
50 eggs; $5.00 for loo. Inspect
our pens or phoneor write your or-
. ders, but 'order early. Phone 261w,
Wtighan't. F. J. Hill,
JUST ARRIVED!
BRAND NEW CLEVELAND
BICYCLE
Also one 18 in. Cleveland Boys'
size Bicycle (and hand) first tir-
es still on it in first class con-
dition, good as new at a snap.
A full line of accessories in-
cluding Dunlop tires, out of the
hundreds of tires we have sold
this last seven years, only one
tire has been returned to us be-
ing defective. Our present stock
is fresh from the 'moulds, no
leftovers.
Buy the best at home and
Get Service.
Currie s Machine Shop
Whistling Rooster's Siecret Bared
New Rochelle's N. Y, famous
whistling rooster, which has served
as an alarm clock for boatmen living
near the old mill dam on Echo Bay,
died last week and an autopsy reveal-
ed, the cause of its ability to whistle
like a siren instead of crowing. Cur-
ious farmers gathered at the scene of
the death and cutting off the' rooster's
'head, ,found a tiny metal whistle
lodged in the windpipe. Death had
been* caused by a small pea becoming
lodged in the whistle and choking
the bird.
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SHOE STORE WINGHAM, ONT. ■
ada. The English paper evidently con-
siders ihe Dominion as being north of
the afore -mentioned "ft -orgies,"
iit might have surprised the Old Coan-
Wife And Husband
'Both 10 liVith Gas
"For years I had gas on the. stoat-
ach, The first dose of Adierika
helped. I now tleep well and all gas
is gone. It also helped my 1.1118 -
band." (signed) Mrs. B. Brinkle3r.
ONE spoonful Adlerika removes GAS
the stomach. Stops that full, bloated
feeling. Bilisgs Out old, waste mat-
ter you tdver thought was in your
5. Walton 14ifettibbort, Druggist.,
On numerous occasions. we have
noticed the ignorance df Canada'that
Another striking example has, just
comp to light. A Wichita Falls, Tex-
as, newspaper sent a cheque to a
Saskatoon sporting writer. The,, che-
que was addressed: "Saskatoon,' -Sas-
katchewan, Alaska." Wichita Falls
is just over the boundary that divides
Texas from Oklahoina.. Down in•that
section of the States it is doubtfUl if
everyone even knows that such a
country as Canada exists. Recent
conversations with the Texans in
their pativ'e 'state confirms that belief.
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Storm Costs Life of Boy
The tie-up in communication during
the recent storm. probably cost tbe li-
fe of Herbert Kaiser of Linwood,
near Kitchener,. according to informa-
tion gi tem out last week.. The lad
was stricken with appendicitis, and
he family physician, realizing an op-
eration, was imperative, set out to get
a surgeon in person when the latter
could not be reached by wire or tele-
phone. By the time the surgeon ar-
ing the lad's systein, and causing dea-
i i ib-, 18 S i
Fel Groceries & Chinaware fa
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ser. The package contains steel
wool pads with a cake of special
va, TRY ONE
Only 29c Each
atil Heavy clear crystal Berry i
14 BOwl, full finished and Dell i
li. shape, Only a limited quantity i
ii" to sell. Don't wait. =-
=,,,, Good quality Crystal Fruit M
7_, Nappies, fine in finish arid juat II
El the right size,. Will not last at i
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Liquor Seizure Case Opens
In police ,eq,,k.Trt Goderich., last
week, Wm.i!iE,,UtOlong, appearing for
the Carling *,,r,p-erIng Export Co. of
London, and !tie Consolidated Export'
Co., pleaded 4txtkilty to charge laid
against the,' 'tW,cs, firms, The charges
are fiat outedirreof a seizure made at
Goderich last `September -of some two
hundred eases of beer and whiskey in
a bonded warehouse, The selling
agent of the companies who sold the
consignment to a Detroit man, claims
that their responsibility ceases when
shipment was started for Detroit. The
case is proceeding, t
74 the price. 61
a 3 for 25c
large Rolls Toilet Paper of 10-1
a— good quality with big value in 111_
TheTea and Coffee Store a
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"The,Little Frontier Station"
A party of \trades uniot men front
Great Britain is touring the 1i. S.
for the purpose of discovering the "se-
cret of high wages," In this connec-
tion Detroit was viSited. To get
there the party passed through Wind-
sor, which' is described in an English
paper as "the Canadiao frontier sta-
tion." It is too bad the Old Country
Men did not stop at the "frontier
station." They would haVe seen _the
largest auto factory hi the British
Empire. They would have seen oth-
er large industries of which the whole
of Canada Is justly proud. Moreover
they would' have found that high 'Wag.
es prevail there too, Of course they
were not seeking knowledge of Can,
try trades unionists had they been en-
abled to get a littlegfirst-hand know-
ledge of Canada and Canadian work-.
"WAAY DOWN AH -PON
Can't you jug hear these pickania•
ny "daah-lins" singing about their
"cotton fields" and hcsw "all de world
am sad and drear:ah?" Our photo-
grapher heard 'em and he just could:-
n't resist the temptation to snap them
when they weren't looking. Rather
unique study he got --isn't it?
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Theatre
Beauty and the Bad Man'
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Friday and Saturday, April 16 and 17
Mabel Baffin
111 A remakable action story of Gold Rush Days, teemiiig with
NI ▪ refreshing romance.
Comedy "WHISTLING LIONS"
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, April 19, 20, 21
Rex, The Wild Horse
"BLACK CYCLONE"
A wonderful Nature Drama, featuring Re; the Killer and M
Lady, three horses whose actirig will arriazetyou,
SYD CHAPLIN
RLEY'S AUNT"
A SCREA.IVI FROM START TO FINISH,
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