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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1926-03-11, Page 7+f' a -o e 5orrie .wives: axe so gma `enerotis' they don't even allow friend u Y husband to cart 'liis own house key. —_p- ..:,. onderful thing.h • Most of .the time a lot of Love is < a wonderful. husbands and wives don't know whether to kiss, kickor each other. ` . 4a kill S IVIARRIED LIFE! --•-o "Aged couple, Meek--Wed-Fuss in Day" As Bill S1-iakespea're would have remarked-' twas ever thus!" • In marriedlife---"two. heads 'eiot stop znor•e dishes tllru one F F. HOW TO KEEP 'EM AT HOME! <1. tired of married battling" and When. a wife says. she s wants, to "go home to her" 'mother," " her husband should ear, smilingly reply --"Well, d , let me help you pack!" Then -watch her charigd her mind. —0 -- When a "clinging :vine" type of wife starts to sob about "the -ricer -inert she might have married"-it's.usually a case of "sour grapes." —0— HOW TO GET HOMESICK! relatives to coine and stay Have the wife invite all: her at, your home -say; for about six months. a _ —o --- An "urs -sung Hero" is a husband- with bravery enough to hold a quarter out of his pay envelope on Saturday nights. 1f the wife likes to.play bridge but doesn't know how- her husband is the fail guy and has to bridge' her, debts. -ate_ Two Can live as cheaply as one -if one don't eat. .-0— WHY IS IT - that the birds who yell loudest about the "cold soup" restaurant, are often -the and bawl Dirt the waitress in a. ox if the wife same parties who' are glad to raid the ice - box ti p doesn't show up in time for dinner, And when she does conte Borne, they give het• -the "sweetest" smile- \ �o —0— u Sigh-chology! Little. does tile. m ,, y odern young that when she sighs "yes" to his proposal --be will soon be sighing hotly aver her quick disposal of his wages. •Its the main wlho pays •and pays, and pays, Before mai'- • iza�,g c hepays her one sweet compliment after another and anoth- after marriage, he pays -just one installment after a er c,n the fur;ritiri•e she buys on credit. ---or -'�. of the house"- The minute 'nu•e a husband: says he's"boss b s, the ambulance attendant rings the front door bell. —o— If a husband wants to know "who's running the place" and.get.s noisy about.itwhen the wife's around --he'd bet- ter start running! , FAMOUS LAST LINES 'From the ;Wife "NO -I said! That settles it!". (And it Did) CHEAPER METALLIC.• T7iORIOM TO AID RADIA By R, M. Sherrill (Radio Engineer` A new metal of imme nate' vaipe and vast possibilities has been' added eternainecll eyed cow, 's resource in strong-willed; d volume 0,. to the world's technical tesou pure meta lio' ductile thor- pushing het up -hill against. her wish- � up to the present time the ziilil c of the form was } r•e breed recently at the es. I must Say it puts your radio ex- power' developed small compared to torp, sit ' p Chemical Iridin tries iii excises coYnpletely in the shade for ef- ership is relatively sk ni. Ontario expositors' of City byDr. H. G. Rens- ficieztcy. My cow exercises bring all. that" handled significant Western 'announce- New . York y ; I of the ,muscles of the body into play, There was a shier and Dr. W. Maiden, 1 time give plenty of ntent„which is taken to indicate 'ex- • r °n erest to and at the sante e i-adjins i5 of particular Interest t scles of the jaws. i pectation of a definite arrangement because ,it is the chance for the muscles 1 i z ar future for power from the radio enthusiast b Anel the whole neighborlsood gets the in the ne .,. constituent of practically all ra 'laughing exercise' will -)lite 'Qttawa, by co-operation with active -b benefit of the ` ?, uebec. The minister alluded ” to lacic df a ' favorable reply from the federal government to a request less de two years' ago that the Hydro The P Commission be allowed to proceed '- In addition •to its use in radio tubes, States has refused to revievi the de with develo ineiht on the St. Law this metal• is"l of extreme importance 1CLsion of a lOttvver court izl wlticeh it 1 Fence, and said: "Before this session to the medial profession as a target held that the American `Telephone closes there will be placed before the material for Y -ray., tubes, being much,held Telugrapis Cornpatiy has the right house a record of the negotiations in more 'efficient than the tungsten now to use "wired wireless" through tlie`'connectioti with that matter, but I in use; it, was pointed out. I• patent of General George 0. Squier: I can assure you tonight that that the goy - "By utilizing the new metal in these Thc' latter at the time of his invention eminent and Commission togther targets," said Dr:: Rentschler, ` "tulles, was chief of the Signal Corps of the taken: the necessary, steps to:ensure producing about 25 p. c. more radia -'United States Army. Ithata power supply will be furnished. and the charas ' court contended that a for :the legitimate, expansion of induc- tions may be made; I The lower dio tube filaments. It can; now e chyou recommend so highly." produced comnlerically' in filamentary nd so form, while heretofore it 'iias'been us-1 Supreme Court Gives Wired `Wire - ed only in combination with tungsten p •, invention to Wired it was said, ` Supreme radio physical drills. Dere is a- letter ,sent to the- studio manager, KGO. "1 .have tried all' of your exercises, but,t1 like my own ht tie work-ottt better,: ; Every morning,. before ''brealc£ast I`wrestle with a, Borrel of rnvesti .ltioft whi p hers wish to institute, that ought to inalte,lt,unanimous. Premier der- guson on Tuesday reminded Mr. Sin- clair• that there is no absolute iheees city of the Nouse closing at -raster. "The government," he Said, 'has no particular desire to get through at Easter. If there is any business' to be done, up to the first of May or any oilier date, ; the government is Prepared to see that it is looked af- ter," Feature of the week, perhaps, from. a .non-partisan viewpoint, was the Thursday evening of •the hydro .pow- er situation. `Ile , minister, who:. represents the government on the Flydro-Electric Commission, express- ed the opinion thatEastern Ontario 1 holds the key'to future. industrial de -- 1 inent -lopinent of the province, although, VERY fortune; has had .: Every foundation, in the fire irigtart0 iM laid with the first • few dollars ,saved. Start to Save now and lay your foundation.. Save seriously.--save'eo iSiStent:lyFor m,oney', in the'13anik is the buffer against rnisforttuke and the barometer of future prosperity.' Court of the United . �IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfIIIII,IIYIIIIIItIIIIltt111!is 1111tItti11111111tIt111111111A11YlIi/fIAYI/IIILIIIIIIt11111111111YI1t11111/IIIN�I/M Tilt FAMILY NEXT DOOR. `414.4,, 11'01. .N1111 ALL 411640 11 ANsairy 4000 timet0 Apt .H D , 491 -ANO 010 *MV CSO 9t�a 3t- A, WALLA.CE, f�.arA teristic radiations fiorn thorium give patent taken out by' an official -of the much deeper penetration in Xray government can be ttsed by the •pub - therapy titan do"those from tungateu' lie as public property, and not only This` deeper penetration is of much bythe government itself, In refusing _. hydro commission, gtrot tance ,in the treatment of can- to review this case the United States toward the Y 111 Beck in torpor G cer.".- �' Supreme Court .has upheld this opin- ing the words of Sir Ada • u m produced by Doc- ion. his last speech in the House, when Metallic thorium. pz he said that be was "still plucking tors Rentschler and Marden, has been Radio Questions and Answers thorns from .his side." manufactured in research ,laboratories (Mr. Sherrill will be glad to Help M M. on -t commerical scale in the.forrti of,you solve your radio problems. Write rods, cold -worked w try; and' no power shortage will be allowed to develop in this province. The minister also :recalled the attit- de of the Drury -Davey government MacBride,member for Brantforcl�, in. his , speech in .the ad - ire, filament rib hien in care. of this paper.) .. bon bars, d in pow-' O dress debate, made a constructive discs, turnings an -II, 5 • H, asks: `!How sit radio compass stations' find elle position ra of suggestion in connection wi dered form, so that it can be made in fuel situation. He proposed that any shapeinwhich it. tlyld possibly ots a ship station?" ' Ontario, Alberta and Nova Scotia be used; This will•greatly add to its adaptability in radio:, w, —a— Cow Beats Radio For tl the 1 Ans.:-Two :of the radio cam.tass i each appoint an expert chemical en stations using loop antenna receivers j the ship station, .turning ;gineer to look.into the whole ProPosi- 'tune in on nota of coking domestic coal. On the their loops until' the station is 'reeeivv- -U Exercises! e loudest. The station then ac authority of a noted ,Cana'dian client Setting ii ed! th ist, the member gave figures to show At last .something has been found curately record the directions' in whieli that by products to value of $ao.6r that radio cannot do. Health train,their loops are pointing. • Lines es broadcast' from KGO can be ex.tracted'from xa ton of Al ing ,exetciS a drawn on a -nap from the respective bona coal, leaving three-quarters of are good enough, as thousands of let- positions of the compass stations, ii f a ton of coke. '1 his coking propos- Leis testify: But Pushing' a cow UP -,the directions indicated. by theirr.'tion was before the House of Com hill'' every morning before breakfast, loops, will intersect at the point . a mons -i yeas ago, when it was pro tire, neighbor it represents the shit, j • daze coking plants, but causing joy in the en the niap which 1 nosed to subs- . is held to be more efficientthan station. The position .of the Point is ` sa action thereafter was taken, Mr. (hood, t a .,then transiuitted to the ship station. cey®u've Trie 4 Th e Reit, Naw' Try The BEST" Demonstrations' arranged .in <lensers are required: your home. Complete lines of batteries, tubes and loudspeak- ' � Q. -L• F. E. asks "Is it Possible to make a crystal set work on a loop els: w 7e back every radio we sell antenna?" • ' ns.: --•The signals picked up by a A ate z< 0 >�tic - toof weak sale 1 CI 1 w for • too ' es loop antenna are i ly One proved to < Q _.G• -A.. jr., asks:"How large NfacB -;de's idea is that plants might be erected at points on Lake Erie, Y INGHAM RANCH, s fE® ■66116 61�% �wi��i������® ��ii • THE HYDRO SHOP. Manager. NVOISENNiii Due to UnIorseen CQrcumsta.ne#en's the Start ot the Meter Reading Contest Is Delayed Until March 15th ingharn Utilities Crawford Moe affm NISH NNE En must the. condensers .be in the filter circuit of a I3 battery' eliminator?"1. axial Lake Ontario, so say to get a van, .irG rage of the .water haul in bringing Ans.:--The larger the .capacity of coal down. " these, condensers the' less the, 'burn Nedoless to say, the �veei: has trot you will get in the receivers. With passed, without y, tterous references good choke coils you may be: able to to the Ontario Ten.perance. Act, and use as low• -as two.2 Ivtfd. condensers. the inaktei is notiz Ordinarily, however, two 8 l+ifd. con- • E a Ilf IS :on 11 fa Phone' t56 Iota szt Buyers o and'Poultry,,, ou , �r��, ? a9 POULTRY 1t1AI ET GOOD Get ®ur•Priees. United Farmers Co-Op.Co., Ltd. The Wii gleam • - Ontario ' n. The minister sort' cream -grading is involved'.' Metn -- flame public opinion." i us in stay, a p .'ll uranin o <11t ded to discussion of the O,TA. hers were virtually t .r c:onstitu- ti .1 ' c caucus in 29x6, say- ing. that ibe opinion of their in Conservative 1 : e lan<. favorable, and. P in that the present prime minister -cuts was now9 ginfluence at tion of details, given.by George II. was the most potent that time in causing the party to Barr,. new dairy' director, was received make prohibition a principle of Con- with interest. On the same afternoon: -' servative"policy. iter. Cooke added: the bill obtained second reading in the "Time, has perhaps brought chart House. Incidentally, the- e was a personal tribute' to Mr,, Barr from T. F. Hill,' East Hastings, during the dis- cussion in committee. He said that v,'ith all: clue deference to other offic- ials in the department, "If Mr. Barr Thad been here If) years ago, there' would have been a different feeling" officially before I ges, 'and perhaps the pendulum may the House .in the iorin of two bills lit Have swung too far, and it is a per troduced by Col. A. Currie; 'of Tor- fectly• reasonable subject for men to onto. They are, of coarse, not goy - consider, but not in a fanatical way," ernnient measures, and it is hard to +tajo'r J:F.B, Belford Con., •E. tell what may became of them, but Northumberland who is a strong an interesting discussion seems like - with one hundred ' per cent. SERVICE. A Stromaberg-Carlson nev'- er, disturbes.your neighbors reception. The Radio Shop W. CRUICKSHANK WiNGHAM, ONTARIO a crystal -set unless the set is very uncle, government control, and the close to the transmitting station.: other would amend. the O.T.A. Stores --- would be established,' in such muni- -ties as the government deemed muni - THE WEEK AT QUEEN'S PARKc,ipa] h.'f.1;--Debate on the of the voters approved, such local op- "oironto iL.Iazc once in four 1 taken o far has • rich taken tion votes Co be winch s 11 el Flt 1 b 1 Id l l ,treble but only where -a' majority ss w u ase wou ttp a great deal of the time o years, end next week. It only upon issue of permits. ,legislature, will FI. Price - Meantiine,there have been further is announced that Hon. W. 1'e accounts allusions to the O.T,A. in the ad - 1 pub lie the eat s Pure t e a ow c `(Eb, A FIKE c40140 - EVERYBODY PR0rA TH 0Fit1C1 tract 'T1H )1MM`i' 9M1141. will ,bring down the pu r d 'et SIICCCh on dress 'debate, and one of these, by. and • make his buds rioted in March zztlt, and Premier Hon. J. R Cooke, may be quoted, Feg r •iison met:et the wishes of �V 13 N view of his Cabinet rank. He said: Sinclair,, Liberal Leader, y mention has been made by that the Public Accounts Committee tes. No n e might meet on Friday,, the lath. Botit this Government in the speech • fi•oin Opposition Leaders have been press the throne as tot has bee ny changes abcolt ing for early. convening of this body tenhplatecl, have had to listen los inu rd and as the government expresses a what we h< des- d' t a d assist any this House from men seeking to in - b agreeing ,"`The O.T.A. ,is a part of the statu- temperance man, representing a round,iatnong cheese iltalcrs of the rroviitce. "dry" riding, ,took similar g Ito -day, and :I hope he continue to and incidentally paid high tribute to It y, ewillo the pro-: the adnninistration of ,certain depart -address' meetingsthroughout mems, such as Mr, McCroa's, Mr.'Vince:'' r far e's efforts f A statue of Sir James Whitney, Goldie's, and to ltr. �Ticl�l I Of the .ad -,mer premier of Ontario,sfor which the to enforce the O.T,A: 1l = he said "The 1 government gave a coirzinission a cott-• ministrationgenera }, �. nment has administered every ple of. years ago to Mr. McCarthy' vet tom - splendid, t co n almost tory all is z lav, on the statute books, ,and given Ottativa sculptor, �Ienrv' • and I am I' leted, and Hon, George , 5. Henry,' spleiulicl seiroicc to Ontario, P myself as one of its 1Minister of Public Works, has intima - proud to number Y that the province i ted that it may be possible to hold. an sttl>porters..,,,.I teal ap es what the premier andunveilingabout Victoria Day, The ministrat and that the else-inheinorial to the late Conservative ministry have .dope, i tors of Ontario will show their appre-;chieftain is to be erected in ,Queen's 1 the time comes.:' Park: :lotion when W1iA't WAS. ' 4V E MATT 9 - The standing committee on agrictil- About three quarters of the town Tlt s heti with ture was the scene, on Tuesday, of a ships o1 Ontario have comp lengthy discussion of Hon. John S. the "Highway Laws-Amendment Acts g y i9- Martin's bill "To Improve the Quality � � ' and are receiving grants Y stated Hon. ;George. S, Her} o#Dairy Products," in which coinpui ingly, afternoon in reply to `a on Friday question by D. R. Ross, North Ox- ford. -1 lac ninnher which have com- plied is 275, and'zog have not. Asked whether the latter are still performing Statute labor, the minister• a'd "The Depa.rment is advised that a considcr�' able number. of townships have abol- ished, statute labor, but have not yet. passed the necessary by-laws to maps le them to obtain the 30 p;c. payable by the government." I `e added that it was the wish 01 the department to ' have all towntships•,7articipate'in this assistance.. re to expe, tae n < - ---- .�- -- - - - -'r SOUNDS.•_THAT WAY--JAYI p41aoEMEET 411$ WIFE ' WEU. s Tt-Eft' M '11iG Nu1SAt G 50M 'T 1t4ES, PAN 'Ti1E'? 1 %\ fRYd 1.1543EN C AEMI.4t1 .11®14 1 plot'i-T Mem-A' 11o41L"STokat.T 11 (4t) eRUT6` VONT SPE.AV. To MEI _s SOX," ,� •,,;"`!°I.t.,.�.-„��"'�=`er z�-.� S"A¢ °you 130AI t p • "•C< Neto l ndustry For, Hanover 'Hanover is to lava ane and t. jwlhlcTh ntay employ at least 25 ,then. -'The company is being ;t a i'ed wills '- 'local and outride capital Inc tate nian- luflucture of radios and electric stili' -pI'ns. - C�lte E+ishtli' Foundry httilditsg' ,is 'being iiitcd tip for the new factor'y