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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1925-12-24, Page 71 n ' IIlI Ili x'�aiti^sday,. . 111 II NO;; fill III�IgfINl�p IN eentber 24th., rggs X4.4 4w.4.a• t MIN MO! IIIA • is liPmaatawai �9ss11 11wmNIOARM MEI I 1, G A1 ! AN.0 Yu1uo4AM'�4!9414d�'^�'IIWUM!4444p4uwynpugM14MM4! A A �14 r, - la • WELL, FOLKS.— Here's starting some muscular Action at the corners of our I Mouth. Said corners are now On the way back to our ears In a very generous smile. Our Teeth are showing. Right down - In the bottom of our palpitate e Heart, a, joyous feeling is Started. Noe it grows. It takes On sound. Now it's past our Tonsils. It's up to the tip of Our tongue. Might as well Let it out with one grand burst Of enthusiasm. Here goes!. Ye Chuckle Editor Wishes You All A RIP ROARIN' CHRISTMAS! , GRASSED/ ,,,,m .p TO 1 May you ligh+f'your first Gift Cigar with a ,confidence that it Won't explode. May your mental equilibrium be Undisturbed by that lavender and Red -striped ,Shirt somebody wished On you as d. Gift. May you chleck your temper should you Get a stiffilelectric shock while Adjusting re tree lights; or Hookingtu Johnny's new train set. May you get a thrill out of reading All the- Gxteeting Cards folks sent You. And— (P. S. Pap—Look out for any j good sta'(mps on the envelopes!) I•II s OMA y� be -.recd arded with happy ss in awakening Pop to go down 1+1t aril a furnace fire so that house be warm for the day. you heart hold no malice toward til nt Sarah for giving you that ntique pin -cushion for Christmas— ven though you know she got it From Aunt Kate last year. May your Christmas turkey be tender So it stays on the table when Pop carves' it. And— May the end of that busy holiday-' Find you enjoying the best of •health! TO LITTLE JOHNNY May you get that new sled that Santa promised to bring you. B,ut— Itemdmber it's only for snowy weather And not to be tried out on the Best parlor rug. May you find a nifty chest of Tools Resting under the tree. But—don't Try out the hammer on Pop's foot or The saw on the library table or the, Chisel on sister's doll. And— May the day pass, without Pop having To massage you with his ham -like Hand or the razor strop! TO LITTLE BETTY May you get that talking Doll and Buggy you wrote Santa for. May you not forget the Second line of the piece you're To recite for SAnta May. you not be tempted to play with Johnny's toys—for. you know it's No fun if Poli referees the battle and Then puts both of you to bed For the rest of the day! And that's that—folks! Again— MERRY—MERRY—CHRISTMAS ! I' rlu HURON COUNTY COUNCIL (Continued from page six) ion that it would be necessary in the near future to install an entirely new lavatory outfit, and so' thought some small improvements could be left ov- er. The executive committee: reported as follows: -^ Re 'motion of Messrs. Geiger and Munnings in favor of a grant to the Beck Memorial Fund, that this be ae- ferre d back to the. January meeting, when they hoped .that a liberal grant would' be made. ' Re mation of Messrs. Saunders and Hanna -in favor of 'a - grant of $50 to the Exeter Junior Plowman's Asso- ciation, that the grant be made. Re,request of Mr. W. Lane for $zoo to employ assistance, that $5o be giv- en. An evening session was held on Thursday night. After the reading of the minutes, the Warden was, on mo- tion, asked to vacate the chair and Mr. Beattie was appointed chairman. Mr. A. H. Neeb then read an ad- dress to the Warden and Mr. Geiger presented him with a beautiful gold - headed cane. . At the Friday morning session the clerk made explanation regarding the working of the Mothers' Allowance Commission, and requested the usual payment. The sum of $14o was grant - ($6o to the chairman Mr, Holman, $35 to the secretary, Mr. A. T; Coop- er, and $15 each to the three -other members of the board). IVIS. Robt. Johnston, reeve of Lucknow, and an ex -warden of Bruce County was present to support the ,application of the continuation school of I4ucknow for the mainten- ance grant, and also spoke congratu- lating Warden Robertson on his con - duet of the county business and the County of Huron on the splendid work being done in conjucntion with the Cgunty • of Bruce, in improving the north boundary road.. • Considerable discussion took place regarding the large expenditure of Lucknow continuation school in school improvements the past year and the consequently large grant ask- ed from the county.. The new schedule of county roads was then by the clerk, and was adop- ted, and the engineer was instructed to prepare a bylaw providing for the same. Bylaw No.,I3 of 1925, adopting this Good Roads system was then passed. Moved by Messrs. Shortreed. and Sullivan that our county clerk be ask- ed -to inform the clerk of the Town- ship of Colborne of motion 64 of the January session requesting that the Warden of each year be elected by acclamation the year following.— Carried. t Moved by Messrs. Beattie and In= glis that we tender Mr. F. J. Mc- Quaid a very hearty vote of thanks. for his diligence and very efficient services as chairman of the county road commission.—Carried unani- niously_ by hearty applause. Mr. McQuaid replied appropriately. Moved 15y Messrs. Middleton and Couites, that this council of the Coun- ty, of Huron place -.ou-record its ap- preciation of the work of the League of Nations in the framing up and • completion •of the Locarno >'eace Treaty, which we consider the great- est of almost world wide advance- ments in Christian civilization. The Locarno 'Peace Treaty was signed on Dec. 1st., 1925 and especially con- cerns Canada as a part of the great British Empire.—Carried ,,' The work of the sessio being end- ed the Warden thanked the council for their splendid 'support during his term as warden and congratulated all upon 'the uniform kindness and court- esy to each other and himself in car- rying on the work of the council dur- ing year. All stood and sang God Save the King and formed the circle of friendship and sang Auld Lang Syne, and then adjourned. ,,ieeunAAnapAe,,,,,,AAmem p,,,nuueAum"",eenuuuuuu,e;goal wuu"n"neeeeeocoo"" ,®euneee au"e""aun,neenwm t-tc�W fiN t:WE. t N1 M`? 11-k iG% NEMER LEFT EN.bt' Mk% C WNi1R.t: t PlrE `rtkE Al TA 'DRIVl Ae OVERHAULING THE RADIO RECEIVER By R. M, Sherrill (radio Engineer) Now than our mid -minter weather is here, radio reception should be at its best, • and static disturbances should be at a minimum. If your re: ceiver persists in making static -like noises, it probably needs a complete cleaning and over -hauling. If this is. done carefully and systematically, the results will be well worth the trouble. In the first place, get rid • of • the loose dust and dirt in the set, Do• this by wiping off all of the accessible surfaces with a cloth. This applies to the front and back of the panel, to the tube sockets, rheostats, transfor- mers, fixed and variable condensers, jacks, inductances, etc. Then use a bellows or a bicycle pump and blow out the remaining dust. Take a pipe cleaner, or as a substitute, a thin strip of cloth twist- ed between two wires, and clean thor- oughly between the plates of the vari- able condensers. This last is impor- tant, as dust on condenser plates is very frequently responsible for noisy reception. Next, go over every soldered con- nection in the set.• Give each joint a steady pull with the, pliers, to see that it is secure, taking none of them for granted. Then go over every bind- ing post and tighten it with the pliers. Clean Tube Contracts Next, go over the tubes and sock- ets. Clean the contacts on each tube with fine sandpaper, or by scraping with a knife. If the sockets used are of the type making contact with the sides of the prongs of the tubes, spe- cial care must be taken in cleaning the sides of those prongs. The con- tact springs in the sockets should ea- ch be bent up a little to make a fir- mer contact with the tubes, Outside of the set proper, the prin- cipal things to watch are the batter- ies and the antenna system. See that I, IP 44�s ,r uH I4xuumw4'4 SNIillir NNl.PANI — iia, We wish to thank our : I any friends for their patronage and extend to them our very lest ,wishes for Merry Christmas and ' Prosper . I s e Year "!4 neAi #N I�IIW mill !,P 201 421 11V type of receiver. Q,—G. E. C. says: "I have built a wave trap to use in connection with my Superdyne receiver. The trap is satisfactory in eliminating interferen- ce, but I cannotAtune with it very well in ,practice, because of my body ca- pacity effect. Can this trouble be avoided in any way?" Ans.—If the circuit will not permit the rotary plates of the condenser to be grounded, the whole trap may be mounted in a shielded case, and the shielding grounded. Q.—M. D. S. says: "I am using a .3 tube crystal reflex set, The set seems to work about the same, howe- vr, whether the crystal is in adjust- ment or not. Is this the usual beha- vior of crystal reflex sets?" Ans.—No. It is probable that your crystal is insensitive. With a good crystal, you should get much louder signals with the contact on a sensitive spot. �N1 r lel 221 Nammanoinswissinuntimucana SLATS' DIARY • By Ross Farquhar Friday—well Jake and his ley has got a new dog. it like a Airdale and a Bludd Houn mixed up to gather but Jake he calls it his Poleece Dog. I went up to see it today and I ast him how cum he to call it a Poleece Dog and he sed Because it aint never round when he wants it. Saterday—Pa and me was trying to figger why ma 'got home from her brige Club so erly this evning, But 1 gess he has got it figgered out now. He sed he found out that all the members was there and as they wass- ent enny buddy they cud tawk about Stephenso;II►f •i�� l a �.�,�. DIAMOND MERCHANTS, JEWELERS & OPTOMETRISTS C. N. R. Watch Inspector Wingham =WWI MN suormaim : 111E1111 111E1111111111a1151111111111'" III1i1111611101112 11 61113111111111211i1E1il4lll11111111111161U3uu(tir 111 ill il.I1 II' fain- looks 5 e the surfaces of alt .ef.the, batteries are why all thew had to do was to play thoroughly clean and dry. If .the ca- bridge so they got threw and cum se for the A battery is old, or seems home erlyer than usshuelly. to be soaked with moisture, it should rest upon a piece of rubber, glass, or Some other insulator. The B and C batteries should be tested for voltage, and should be replaced with new ones if the voltage has dropped more than 15 p. c. below normal.. 'The terminals of the A battery should be cleaned with special care. The wires leading from the A battery to the receiver should be well insu- lated, and their terminals thoroughly cleaned with sandpaper. ''If stranded wire is used,' make sure that none of Sunday—We went to the resterant for dinner today but pa wassent very well pleesed with the menew witch they had to eat. He sed them bis- ltets they had was spoilt and they tas- ted like they was sum thing dead in Cum tothem. Cum find out he was tawk- ing about Feesh Cakes. Munday—well they hal lotsa X- sitement at skool today. Two of the girls got in to a Fite. x of them slung a cream Puff at the other t & .hit her in the face and the other x ,spit back in her face. Well they can the strands are broken. Clamp the call us kids ruff necks if they want to T H E SHOP One door south of Telephone Office "Stror berg -Carlson", "Splitdorf", "Ap.;,.x" 'i nd. Westhghouse Sets at ;. rices to s it every pocket $35.06 up to $580.00. MakoThis ► a adio Xmas We are always glad to demonstrate a set in our store or your home. Come` in and see and hear the new Stromb its the set you hear for blocks. UIC ; a;, SH -_ "A Square Deal and. Prompt Service" The "tight -wad" never cares a cent for Christmas. SC".t E `ill' Cirri ibUR3C , ,A p1 KS - L EnDl'0i l ' Kt404.0 Wppea' 1.eO4iltii*1° -,M O RPwt'O"tv"dlmei, Z WAS "TRYtO,i l«4*� &°n`? 1-1A114.6.S Sd'S t COULD 6.E1 oR.E sED UE, pkw Netw Nat. it9' l !Its MAS q m U I I I�I11®I I Ilgl I ISI I ISI I Ilfllll®III®Ilh+ili�all�ilit�11161111i1�I111� tip 1.111E1111121111.111E111112111 II areamvaasiammalatisamernosicalarotantiaavrteraimicaaaseenaragasaaatismainamaaamasimasiamniaalalaammaxia wires securely on the cleaned termin- als 'of the A battery, and coat heavily with vaseline. The chief source of trouble with the antenna system is likely to be in the ground connection. See that this connection is on a coldwater pipe if possible, and if possible, that it is a soldered joint. If this wire is only clamped on' the .pipe, remove it, and file or sandpaper a clean surface on the pipe: before replacing it. The an- tenna insulators should also be in- spected. If they are very old, or too dirty to be well cleaned, they should be replaced with new ones of glazed porcelain. Radio Questions and Answers (Mr. Sherrill will be gladto help you solve your radio problem s. Write him. in care of this paper.) Q.—L. S. P. wants to kno : "If a 13 battery eliminator will operate satis- foctorily on a reflex. set." but all I got to say is that enny lady that will sling a cream puff at a po- ther lady or enny lady. witch will spit in a nother ladys face neither t of there issent no lady. rA Ip Ire iitsf xultitiuum ,i n w a Ans.—Yes, if the eliminator is pro- perly constructed, it will work on any 1. ttINO d 4B�>Evaults GOVAN c 'tU%?F"x' _.`lbltS Ctl tSfI Pira, WWI Teusday—Ant Entniy says today at dinner that the girls of today dont tell there mothers much enny more. Pa sed welt they issent enny use in telling there mothers much because there mothers all reddy knows kwite a good deal enny how. • Wensday--Pa says that sum men can get by handeling there wiles with Kid gloves but he has got to handle his wife (ma) with Kid glo- ves and 2 $ silk stockens. Thirsday—Mrs. Gillems sister went to Yurope and she got a letter frum her and she sed she had bad luck the 1st trite: she put her close in the lit- tle round cubbard in the side of the boat and the nex morning they' was all gone. And the dore was locked to. ... so DO I , arra! -NO .04 T "?IAV GIM u'vE Fao1 CoA-rEQ UP Ern (eve VII NIB RAI IWEI ttrai zing 1211 Mit in max gm ma 11! yIC A Lien Make the whe.ie World 1.21 rill MIME la lin OM iEt1 61410 ember of your family with' adio St II.7ook! Listen! Authorised Sales and Cervice FADA Radio as it should be. Westh gho ; 'I se Have you hea.zd the new model 55 0601466.44.4114M9 11r01.640.41.10 m® C. a •e cid, Winghai Phone 46. INENI®®Aa Time Payments if Desired. HE NEVER SAW IT THAT WAY 2 cents for postage and 5 cents for (money order." "What—" Certainly In a western city the other day, a man went into a furniture store to buy a combination buffet and china cabinet. He saw just what he want- ed, and asked the price. "$42.00," the dealer said. ' "Good gracious," said the man, "I can get the same thing from the mail order house for $39.99." "That's just about what it cost axe" said the dealer, "but I'll sell it on the same terms as the mail order house just the same." "All right," said the customer, "You can send it along and charge it "Not on your life," the dealer re- plied. "No charge accounts. You can't do business with the mail order houses that way. Pork over the cash." The customer complied. "Now you have to send a letter and a mon- ey order to a mail order house, you know." The customer, inwardly raving'kept his agreement and paid the 7 cents. "Now, $rias for freight and delivery charges." "Well I'll be—" said the customer, but paid it saying: "now, let me have it and I'll put in on my wa- gon." "Hand it to you! Where do you think you are? You're in Calgary and I'm supposed to be in Winnipeg, and you'll have to wait two weeks for it." '`~hereupon the dealer put the money in his cash drawer, and push- ed the buffet, back in its place. "That makes $42.32," said the dealer. "It has cost you 32 cents more and taken you two weeks longer to get it than if you had paid my price in the first place." THE ALL WISE EDITOR A subscriber wrote an editor as fol- lows.' Mister Editor: You think you have an answer far everything, an- swer these trifling questions and o1 lige ate: How long is a piece of string? How much does a piece of ice weigh? Why do they calla a new moon when it is the saute mall" Why do women not have beard.' What makes water wet? Answ quick. --Louie. And the editor replied to each as follows: (r) Twice the distance from the middle of each end. (2) Half as much as the ice man asks for it. (3) Because babies are born every month who never saw it before. (4) Mother Nature knows they couldn't keep their chins still long enough to shave. (5) Two parts' hydrogen aid one ;mart oxygen. --Anoka lieraltl. 1I 1 see Iw1a