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tivi!! not Italie violated his pledge.
BAPTISTE AT TRE BQNSPIEL
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Dl' noder day a frien of nurse,
He say "riateese” to me;
W'y don' you go upon the rills
For see l3onspiel? says he,
"Dere's plaintee chair for, sit upon,
De place, she'snice and warm
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And so at las' I tink I' go,;;
She can't do me,no harm.
Wall, dal: is de zoos' foolish game
I never yet slid see,
For all de men was yell so loud,
l: tisk, dey go crazee.
Dcy have de stone like big speetoon,
An, shove it wid der han';
But w'y de get SO mooche excite,
I cannot understand,
De man down at de noder en'
Is put his broom down—so,
An' den he yell: "Now talc dat ice"
Dat's foolish ting you know.
itneen t,tt,ua,a, selel,ttue lee eenu.L,,eeee uui, u"i, IIe' cannot -tale: de ice away,
She's frozen down so hard;
Whether or not °. Premier Ferguson
is guilty of breach of faith depends
upon whether an increase in the
strength of beer which may legally be
sold constitutes a strengthening of the
Ontario Temperance Act, Wizen the
plebescite was on he made the state -
merit that if the Act was approved
he ',would strengthen it. It is quest-
ionable whether he should have made
that statement inasmuch as he was
asking the people to express approval
or disapproval of the Act as it stood
—not as it might stand after amend -
dent. The "Pioneer" which is :tlie
organ of the -Dominion Alliance, has
admitted that the statement "won the
day" for there were many people who
were not satisfied with the Act as it
stood who voted for it on the prom-
ise that it would be strengthened. The
Premier made no explanation at the.
time as to what he meant by the ex-
pression, hence the charges of breach
sof' faith. The ardent Prohibitionist
who has nothing to do with the en-
forcement of, the Act cannot regard
the promise except in terms of furth
er repressions and sterner penalties.
Police Magistrate Jones of Toronto,
'an' ardent 'Prohibitionist and an ap-
pointee ,of the Drury Government,
-runs up against the practical workings
of the Act every working day and he
1But still he yell, "Yes tak her out,
I do not wan de gard,"
I
lAn see dem feller sweep de broom;
For w'y I cannot tell;
Dere is no' dirt upon de ice,
And den .some feller yell-
"Yes, hold her up" -say w'at he
meaxs?
Madam's, not dere at all.
And marm'selle in de gallerie,
I do not see her fall,
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All sorts of feller play dat game;
Dere''s some dat's thio 'and. long, •
An' some dat's mabe short and stout;
An' some dat's purty strong. -
But. we'en dey yell de stout man's
"wide,'
An man dat's long 'and tall ,
"He's narrow sure," 'I do not tink-
I stand for dat at all. '
I wonder w'at dat name he mean?
Wall "Bon" in French she's "good'
An' "Spiel" :is Scotch for: de big talk;
Dat's 'va't I understood:
1 s'pose she's sort of half-breed name,
I 'spike de way I` feel—
1 watcli dat game .for two tree night,
I tink she's -mostly "Spiel:"
Success, is one visitor that always
conies "%lien you are busy.
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D..ETHQUAKE AS RECORDED ON SEISMOGRAPH
The most interesting ortion;of the seismograph record of thew'
earthquake felt in Canada and the United States; is where the tremors
(became so violent that the delicate instrument could not 'keep up with
irate at which: the .earth was trembling. The result was as shown in
the picture. The needle started to splutter and jumped a portion of
the record paper. : Toronto Observatory officials believe there were two
,earthquakes. The one which was felt In Eastern Canada and part;;.
of the United States is believed to have been caused by the move-,
Ment of an earth fault known' to exist near the.mouthof the Saguenay
;River; and another somewhere in the North Pacific.
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The warm weather ` fashions.
which are adopted at the smart
Winter resorts are sure to' be smart
through the coming season.
From this indication, we may be
sure that the ensemble suit will be
prominent' for Spring, and that red
and white is a good color combin-
ation,
The ensenibie suit above is of
kasha. The white frock: is banded
with red at the neck and cuffs, and
the white coat is lined with red,
which : shows at its turned -back
lapels. The 'little hat is of white
felt.
An analysis of the opinion of the
radio public as indicated by letters re-
ceived at station WEAF New York,
would indicate that the tastes of list-.
eners are on a much higher .plane
than one year ago. At that time jazz
programs were preferred by about 35
per, cent, of those writing in. Janu-
ary figures show that with over three
times as 'many letters, coming in only 7,30 p. m.—Health talk.
5 per cent, favored the jazz music. •7.40 p, m.—Program by WGY' Or-
The tendency is now toward classic- chestra.
it songs. • -
al and 8,r5 p. m.—Drama, "Just Suppose,"
The Brunswick hour of music none by`A. E. Thomas;. presented by WGY.
featured by a chain of stations offers Players.
listeners an excellent variety of pre- 10.3o p. m.—Schubert compositions
gram. Prizes arealso given to the
listeners who can identify the art-
ists and the songs they sing. All the:
music is of standard variety.'
• Schemes are now nearing eompleta-
ion. whereby station WEAF, owned
by the Bell Telephone Co., will pro-
vide a
rovidea program which will be broad-
cast similtaneously in i8. cities. Stat-
ions as far west as WOC, Davenport
and south to Atlanta, Georgia, will be
included under the new plan. Invest-
igation by the Bell Company indicat-
ed from a'number of their long dis-
tance lines were idle every evening
from 8 o'clock until ix o'clock and by
adopting this plan, a number' of stat-
ions will be able to reduce their oper-
ating expences and better program
will result. -At present station 'WEAF
at New York may be rented by an or-
ganizatioin at the rate of $roo per to
minutes. According to the new plan
all. stations using the service would
contribute . toward the cost of the
program furnished, but when any
revenue was derived from rentals, 'sil
these stations would share proport-
ionately. Th.e. adoption of this sche-.
ine would prove a boon to radio fans
as it will'tend to clear the 'air.
A new station has been opened at
Hollywood, California at one of the put a few props undher the Q. T. A.,
largest moving picture studios in the an hilp the timpirince cause. Anny
States. It is the intention to have
various movie stars appear and all the
latest productions will be kept before
the radio listeners.
1.?arsons,'tetxor, and Fred Rogers, bass
Birt Musing, announcer.
'•9:5$ p.xn :1r1'inf?lon tixkte signals;
weather forecast:
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pan, ---Concert front the 1?itts-
burgh Post Studio.
Friday, 1V/arch "zth.
:x5
pan, ---Dinner Concert by Char-
lie Gaylord's Orchestra; from Fort
Pitt Hotel, Pittsburgh, Pa.
7:15 :p,nl•--`Stockman' reports :1
the primary live stack and wholesale
.produce markets.
7:30 p.m.—Daddy Winkuin,
dio rhyinster.
7.455 pan—Continuation of a series
of talks; on 'Economics,' by the Pitta-
burgh Personal Association.
8:t5 p.m.—Program by the Pitt
Players of t'he University of Pitts-
burgh, from the University of Pitts-
burgh 'Studio.
8:30 On—Concert by ,the Pitts-
burgh Mandolin Orchestra.
9 p.m.—Concert through the, court-
esy of the Rieck-McJiinicin Creamery
company.
9:55 p.m.—Arlington time . signals,
weather forecast.
Saturday, March ntth
6.30 p. m, ---Concert by the West-
inghouse Band.
7.3o p. m, --Richard the Rider, {
7.45 p. m.—Last mil ute helps to Bi
ble school teachers, Carman 'Cover
Johnson.
8 p. m: Richard, the Rider, for the
"grown-ups."
8.30 p, m.—Concert by the West-
inghouse-Band,
est-inghouse-Band, under the direction of
T. J. Vastine; Jessie Santrnyer, so-
prano, and ''Herbert Morgan, baritone.:
9.55 .p. m. Arlington time signal$;
weather forcast.
Station WGY-379.5 Meters
General Electric Company,
Schenectady, N. X.
Thursday, March xzth
6.30 p. m.—Dinner' music by Ten
Eyck Trio;
7.30. p, m.—Reviewof new books
by L. L. Hopkins, assistant librarian,
Electric Company. •
7.45 p. 'm.—Organ prograrn by. Ol-
lie G. Yettru, from Unitarian Chur :h,
Schenectady.. t,
8 p. m. --Lecture, "Childhood Train-
ing," by Dr. A. A. Brill, lecturer of.
New York University.
11,3o p. m.—Organ recital by Ste-
phen E. Boisciair from Proctor's
Harmanus Bieecker Hall, Albany.
• Friday, March 13th
6.3o. •p. m: -International Sunday
school. lesson.
7 p. ni•—Albany Strand Theatre Or-
chestra, Julius Boxhorn, conductor.
h
ra-
by WGY Orchestra and Car; -1: 'Mar-
shall, mezzo-soprano.
Saturday, March I4th
9.30 p. m,—Dance music by Phil
Romano's Orchestra, New Kenmore
Hotel, Albany; popular songs. '
TIM ON. POUR PERCENT
To the Editur of the Advance-Toimes
Deer .Sur,—:
The colder I git the , more ' quare
tings I see iviry day,, so I do, arr, as
me frind, Mose. Hawsenslaughter
wild say, "The more tings ye know,
the more ye always find oudt," an
'tis a fact, so .it is. Fur inshtance,
over in the Shtates annyting shtrong-
er than wan half av wan pttr cint beer
will make' a fellah drunk, but in Can-
ada he kin drink all he kin hottld av
foor be foor pur cint shtuff, an it will
nivir fizz on him. 'Tis the bettlier
cloiniate wee hey, an ' betther an
shtronger min, but it tuk shxnart lads,
loike Mishter Ferguson 'an Mishtcr
Nickle to tinic av it fursht. I belave
this Nickle beer will be a great .suc-
cess, an will shtop bootleggin, an rum
rennin, an proivate shtills 'an cattle
shtalin, an abolish settin bins, . sow,
thissle, ox oye daisy an the heel floy,
Station KDKA--3o9.r Meters
Westinghouse Electric,
Pittsburgh, Pa.
Thursday, March zeth.
6:r5 p.m. --Dinner Concert by Br-
oudy's Orchestra, from the hotel Seh-
enley, Pittsburgh.
7:15 p.m. --'Stockman' market re-
ports of the primary live stock mar-
ket and wholesale produce markets.
7:3o pan.-.Uncl.e Ed.
8 p,inr—Prograin arranged by : the
National 'Stockman and Farmer' stu-
dio; "Common Poultry Diseases,'`
Dr. C. J. Millen, inspector of United
States bureau of animal industry;
feature; "IIro;6ding," a poultry series
[ talk, J, C. Taylor, Pennsylvan&'a Stat''4 diffrunt moinds, wid diffrunt ways av
College. " tinicin, 1 tould him to git out his
I8:30 p.m. ---Glenn McClintock and copy av Burns' poems, an thin tould
Scalzo's String Quartet; Chauncey hint to rade the "Cottar's Saturday
way a• lot av us ould .fellates are wait
in to give it a troll, but I hope the
troll will not be poshtporied as often
as the case av thim•foundhry byes.
Another quare ting inc oulcl frind,
Sandy I3anks' tould me about. Ye
know Sandy is a 'great' fellah to rade,.
an in the winther wid onlya shm'sll
shtock naydin attinshun, he ahpinds
mosht av the day wid"some ould book
in his hand. 'He tould me that some
woise min do be throyin to prove that
timer inusht hen been two ruin nam-
ed • Isaiah, as if they knew annyting
about it, arr as if it made anny differ
if theer wus tree av .shim. .He said
too that dicer muslit hev been two
Shakcspeares, wan who wrote the
plays, an; wan who didn't. Sandy bo -
laves all that koind av shtuff an
troicd to convince me be ray'din,dif-
frunt. pieces that he said showed two
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You'll ,gree with us that giving you radio at
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After that we are always ready, 'willing, and
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very best results, so easy to get wtth''thhe sitnnple,
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Wm Co .Reid,.' Win ham.
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. TEMPERANCE ADVOCATE: ``Every glass of whisky you : taker
shortens your life by a week!"
VILLAGE TOPER: "Impossible."
TEMPERANCE ADVOCATE: "Butit is a scientifically demoa&-
strated faet!"
VILLAGE TOPER: "It can't be, for if it ,.were true, I should
'have been dead over 200 years ago!" :.—The. Passing Shag.
Noigh't" an thin the ;"Address to the
Dail," an, whin 'he had read thim, 1
asked him if .he toght the same man
wrote thim both, arr if he toiight the
same moind could projuce "To Mary
in Heaven," an "To a louse on a la-
dy's Bonnet." . I tould' him a lot av
thim big scholars made me towed.
"Ye moight as well say theer wus two
Saint Pathricks," sez I, "wan •a Meth-
ody an wan a Presbyterian, an thee
rnusht hev been. 'twins" I sez, "be
raysott av the. fact that both; theer
birthdays are bein cillybrated on the
same day be thim churches", sez I.
Av coorse I had him bate, fer San-
dy is a shlow. tinker not bein Trish,
but be the mitt toime Isee him .li's
will loikely hev an answer shtudied
out. Thim Scotch may be shlow, but
they are purty .shure, an gineraily
come barb at ye itt .the ind.
Shure, 'tis foine days intoirely we
hev' been afther 'hevin lately, an
shpripg will soon be here wid foor be
foor beer, an the birrudssingin, an
the frogs croakin, an the wiiitmin
houseclaynin an washin bid clothes,
an could dinners on the ind av a
thin ilc, an inebby a gineral eleckshun
Tis a quare werruld we live in, wid
pleasant tings an unpleasant wans as
badly mixed up all together as tiinpir-
ince an pollyticks.
Yours till nixt wake, ,
Timothy Hay.
WHO IS TlIE ROME '1VIER-
CHANT?
The hones merchant, who • is Ire?
He is'''the chap who gives you credit
when you are financially broke, and
carries youraccount until you are able
to pay.
Ile is the chap who gives you back
yottr motley or snakes exchanges
when 'you are not satisfied with what
you have bought.
He is the chap who meets you at
the door with .a handshake and lets
you out with a' message to the "kids"
and a real "come,: again, goodbye."
He is the: chap whose 'clerks live in
the home . tow and spend their mon-
ey with you and other local people.
He is the chap whohelps support
our churches and charitable organ-
izatlons and talks fol.. the home town
and boosts for it every day in the
year.
He is the chap who, visits you when
you are sick, -sends flowers to your
family when you die, .and ' follows
your body out among the trees and
tombs, as far as human feet may tra-
vel wifti the dead.
He is the home merchant - your
neighbor—your friend -your helper
in time of need.
Don't r you think you ` ought to..
trade with him and be his friend and ,.
his helper in time of .need?
Don't you know that every dollar
you send out of town for.merchan
dise is sent to str4rigers-- to men
who never spend a dollar here? You
don't save 'mtteh, usually nothing,
when you send your money out of
town. And .don't you know that the
growth and prosperity of this town
and community depend very: largely
!upon the success and prosperity of
the home merchant? Out of town
people fudge ottr town by the appear-
ance. of our 'stores and the degree of
enterprise shown by our merchants,
'And our home merchants cannot sue-
- recd unless home folks give them lo»
yal support.
iltcnky—That sky -writer finally met
his. 'Waterloo.,
Dory—How was that?
HumYky—He tried to show his a tuff
over Pittsburgh.