HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1924-10-16, Page 4orld's Series ball gathes oc-
pied , the limelight: in radio cirQies
;Et weelc. Play, by Play returns were
.igiven out by ManY, Of the more Power
rations, For the real dyed -in -the
• wool fans, brief summaries with corn,.
nt 'recce given every evening and
out t an ding featta es of the games
were described in detail. .
A new broadcastiug station has
opeutql 50 switeriand and as one, 6.3o in.-Dianer,.econcert by the
tirsi of its f.eatares, a ses8joa of the Westinghouse band, T. f, Vastine
conductor.
League of Natious, was sent out,
kets.,
8P. ea.---"flome Lighting Effects'
prePared by the Educational Lieht-
ing Committee.
845 p. m, -."Six-, Recent Novels," F
D. Mayer, instructor of the depart,'
me•nt of English, from the University
of Pittsburgh studio.
8.30 m, -t --concert of the Mac -
Dowell quartet, consisting 'of Caro-
line Bracey, soprano; Mts. L.. Wal-
lace Old, contralto; Arthur Ray Da-
vis, tenor; Clair Anderson, basso; Ly-
man Almy Perkins, accompanist and
director; assisted by Pierre de Bac-.
ker, violinist.
9,55 p, time signals.
Weather forecast.
Saturday, October r8th
As
• this station can be hoard •in almostl P' m"-"Winnpre' the 'wanderer
• d I story cap.
7.30 p, in, -Sport review by James
j. Long, ,sport , editor of the Pitts-
burgh. , •
7.4'5 p. m,-Unifortu Sunday School
lesson presented by 0.• 0. Johnson,
every country in Europe, many prom-
, inent men State, that With the broad-
eastnig of tue sessions •regularly, se-
,
cret diplomacy will bp wiped out in
Europe and every country will be ou
,
a par in raatters (II general interest
, , teacher and editor of the Christian
A straw vote has been conoticteul outlook:, .
by one of the leading American pa- 8 p. m. --Feature, • •
pers with a view to arriving at the o
opinioes of the public: at the forth- 0.30 p. m. -Concert by the Westing -
aa e I house band, T, J. Vastine, conductor.
corning presidential elections. -r" 1 9.55 p. m. -Arlington time signals.
vote was taken only through radio ,
chaveels and. invitations t.o send in Weather forecast'
Station WGY-386 Meters
regelar radio broadcasters, Over 50, -
votes were only extended through the
General Electric Company
000 returns were made. •The big ma- •_.
Schenectady,
iotitY were iii favor .,of Coolidge, La
Follette was second and Davis third. Thursday, October r6th• .,
, . . . ,
It was "izni±icant that C°(:' 1 e led 7 p m -Dinner music. .4,
returns were received. ' new books, 'William F. Jacob, librar-
Editorial articles written bY Ca- kan General Electric Company, Se-
nadians in some of our leading daii..1lection, "Forward," WGY orchestra.
ies are quite ofteu aimed against) 8 p. m. -Drama; "The Path of Glo-
Coolidge and n.any stateineuts made ',.),,e WGY players.
are lamentably ign.ora.nt of the man 11.20 p. m. -Organ recital by &e
and his manners, An V.' radio fan who phen E. Boisclair, from Proctor's
has listened to President Coolidge' I-larmanus Bieecker hall, Albany, N.
speaking could readily correct many ry.•
assertions made in 'our Press- judging! Friday, October x7th
his manner, through. his addresses I „
6.30 . m. -Stories for children.
one would admire the. clear straight -1 ,n m.- International Sunday
forward sPeeel, of the man. It is so 4 .„,/ 1' lesson.-
different from the general run of se'''7.75' p . 1. -n. - Health talk.
American speeches one - hears. Most e „,,,, „r‘ ,
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Nation -
politicians commence- their -addresses ,.3„ e. at. ---"The Darktown with a joke and keep a series ,_, c al Convention," by the Georgia Min -
jokes going all the time with the r'er'•-• strel Boys. Selection, "Melody," W
,
GY orchestra. Tenor solo "If I
suit that there is lack of real met
" er- Built a World for You," A. 0. Coggee
lal. When Coolidge speaks the jokes aeli Selections. ,Feoi "L'Arleslenne
are erased. and one gains the impress- ''''._:','„''' -- 'I
'Ion of a genuine business -like address. " Intermezzo eMnuet), orches -
orchestra,
Saturday, October r8th
WNUMI AVANT -TIMES
8.3o p, m. --Dance music from Ken-
more Hotel, Albany, N. V., aild po-
pular'. songs, football results.
Station WAS -4o0 1Vieters
Logiaville, Courier
Louisville, Ky.
Thursday, October 16th
8,3o..zo p. m, -Concert by "Dix
Blnegrass Serenaders," Henry L. Di-
xon. director. Contralto solos: Mrs. M.
E, 1-3urchett ,of Clarksville; Tenn., ac-
companied by Mrs. Harry Long.
Four -minute digest of International
Sunday School lesson, Four -minute
welfare talk. Late important news
bulletins, Official Central Standard
time announced at 9 o'clock,
a Friday, October 17th
8.30-10 p. m. -Concert under the
auspices of Miss Grace Deppe. Four
minute civil service talk by 0. A.
Beckmae. LaiQ important news bulle-
tins. Official Central Standard tinie
announced at 9 o'clock,
Saturday, October 18th
8.30-10 p. m. ---Concert by the Lou-
isville Railway Inspectors' Quartet:
Albert Doerer', •Andrew Anderson,
Samuel Merrifield, George Haley.
Late important news bulletins, Offic-
ial Central Standard time annottnced
at 9 o'clock.
in tile. returus at every station where' . 7,45 p. ea -A few moments with
tra. Baritone solos, "La.zin'
Station KDKA--326 Meters d
1"Vale" Kolin Hager. Talk "Mao
WstinghoUse Electric Woman iz, pari„on. c
C L's Sele -
!tion "Valse Lointame orchestra.
_Pittsburgh, Pa. . .
.Specialty, unpersoriations of the fol -
Thursday, October 16th llowing: George Arliss, in the' "Green
6.3o p. In. -Dinner ,poncert by Vic- Goddess"; E. H. Sothern, as "Shy -
tor Saudek's I-CDKA. Little Sympathy lock"; David Warfield as 'Peter Gr -
orchestra. ., hum,' Edward H. Smith'. Baritone
7.15 p. m. -Uncle Ed visits The ra- solo, "Fair Moort," from "Pinafore,"
dio children. (William Fay, selection, "Fantasie,"
7.30 p. m. -Talk by a representative orchestra. Three minute intermiss-
of the Automobile Club of Pitts- ion. "The Darktown National „Con -
burgh. - ivention" (repeated by request of WG
7.40 P- m. -Stockman reports orthe Y listeners, presented by Georgia
primary livestock and produce mar- Minstrel Boys with the assistance of:
kets. Miss Dotty Do -Little, Tlabama spea-
8 p. na,-Farm program, arranged by ker; Ruth Russo, Idaho; representa-
the "National Stockman and Farmer" tive; Samuel Robertson, Missouri de -
8.30 p. m. -Concert by Victor San- legate; William Jennings, from Mon-
deks KDKA Little Symphony or tana; Albert Ward, a' voice from
chestra, andlirs. Emma Albert Dean Ohio.
soprano; 'Marian Demi McDade, ac- 10.3o p. in. -Program by WGY or-
ccuripaniet. chestra. Selection, "Andromache at
9.55 p. m. ---Arlington time signals. -Hector's Grave," from "The Fall of
Weather -forecast. Troy," WGY orchestra, Piano solo,
ar p, m. -Concert from the Pitts-• "Valse Creole," 011ie Yettru. Selec-
burgh Post studio. tion, "Danse Bohemienne," from "La
Friday, October 17th Jolle Fille de Perth," orchestra.. Talk
6 3o p. m. --Organ redtal by Sam- 'Queer Impressions of Salary Val -
Cameo Theatre, Pittsburgh. from "II -repressions de Carnpagne," or -
7.15 p, m_ -Daddy Winkhum, the chestra. Violin solo, "Minuet," Ed -
Radio Rhymster. ward A. Rice. Selection, "Dause
nel Winters Elletlson playing- at the ties"; selection, `aural Wedding,',"
7.3o p. m. --"Some Questitms I3e- nalienne" from "Le Tribute de Za-
Station WOC--soo Meters
Palmer School of Chiropractic
Davenport, Ia
Thursday, October x6th .
8 p.. in.-:Sandinan's Visit. I3ed-
time stories by Miss Val McLaughlin
• 8.20 p. m. -Educational lecture,
"Home Lighting Effects," by Carl
I3alcomb of Davenport, Ia., represent-
ing the Davenport I,ighting Educa-
tional committee. •
ro p. m. -Orchestra •program.
a
Ralph W. Fuller, baritone soloist.
New popular songs surtg, and played
by Sept and Collins.
Friday, October .17th
8 p. m.-Sandrnan's Visit. Bed-
time stories by Miss Val.McLaug-lifin
8.20 p. na-Educational lecture.
9 p. m. -Musical program by
group of artists from Gallia, Ill, un-
der the direction of Oscar Johnson.
Step and Collins, popular radio art-
ists.
Saturday, October x8th
8 p. m. -Sandman's Visit. Bed-
time stories by Miss Val McLaug-hlin,
ro p. m. -Orchestra progham. The
Palmer School Radio Orchestra. Er-
win Swindell, 'conductor; ., featuring
`Blue Eyed 'Sally," "Lonely
"Pretty Soon," "Jealous," "That Swa-
nee River Song," "Waltz of Yester-
day," Ralph W. Fuller, baritone solo-
ist. e
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7.40 p. m. ---Stockman reports of the ter Schmidt. Selection, "March Tzi-
primary livestock' and prodriCe mar- gane," orchestra- Selection,, "Jota,"
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An interesting visitor in town on
Tuesday was Rev, W. James of
Lion's Head, the present Rural Dean
of Bruce. The reverend gentleman
stands high not only as a pastor and
churchman but as A man among men
he is recognized everywhere he goes
as the right sort, Rural Dean Jaines
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a wild tiat on his way down from the
Peninsula Tuesday inorning, The
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Nelson Hodgkinson, aged 19, re-
siding near Holyrood, died about n
o'clock Wednesay night, Oct. 8th., at
Kincardine Hospital as the result of
injuries received early Wednesday
morning in an automobile accident on
the highway between Kinca.rdiae and
Tiverton, opposite the farm of J. Tay-
lor.
Miss- Mary McDougall, who was al-
so severely injured, died in Kincard-
ine Hospital on Thursday.
The car in which the unfortunate
victims were riding is a touring car
owned by Kenneth McDonald, 4th
concession df Kinloss, and was being
driven by Miss Mary McDougall. In
it were also, Miss Nellie McDougall
and Nelson Hodgkinson. The young
people ha.d been to a concert and
dance at Tiverton and were on their
-way home at the time.
Miss McDougall swung out and
passed a big touring car driven by
Mr. John ,Walden, 1 -le had a party
in his car WEich had also been to the
dance, being Mr. and Mrs. A. C.
Schaefer and daughter, Miss Pauline,
Messrs. William, Brick, Clarence Mul-
lin and Eddie McDonald. Immedi-
ately after passing Mr. Walden's car
the first car in turning back into the
road was seen to collapse and -turn
over twice, Miss Mary McDougall
who was cut about the head and face,
was thrown ldirectly in the path of
the oncoming car.
Walden saw that he was going to
run over the prostrate form, and in
turning to the side to miss her his
car took the ditch, ,slipping off on the
wet grass. For a distance of 'nearly
so yards the car held up when ;it
struck a mound and. turned over -on
its side.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the estate of Beatrice E. Ander-
son, late of the Township of West
Wawanosh, in the County of Huron,
School Tei,acher, deceased.-
Notice s hereby given pursuant to
Section 56, Chapter 121 of R. S. 0.,
1914, that all persons having claims
against the Estate of Beatrice E. An-
derson, who died on or about the twe-
nty-first day of August, A. D., 1924, at
the City of Toronto, are required to
send to the undersigned, the Execu-
toe' of the Estate, on or before the
twenty-third day of October, A. D.,
1924, their names and addresses with
full particulars of their claims in writ-
ing and the nature of the securities
(if any) heldby them. •
And further take notice that after
the said twenty-third day of October,
A. D., 1924, the assets of the said es-
tate will be distributed by the said
Executor among the parties entitled
thereto, having regard only to claims
of which he shall then have notice and
the Estate will not be liable for any
claim not filed at the time of the said
distribution. •
Dated at Wingham this twenty-se-
cond day of September, A. D., 1924.
DUDLEY HOLMES, KC.
Executor.
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Belgrave Pres, Jubilee
The Diamond Jubilee of Knox
Church, Belgrave, was celebrated
with 'special services on Sunday, Oct,
5th. The special preapher of the day
was Rev. Mr. Goodwill of Toronto
and the church was filled at all the
services. Special music was render-
ed by the choir. In the evening the
Methodists withdrew their evening
service to join with their Presbyter-
ian friends. • •
Ahrtost six hundred people paitook
FORDYCE
Thursday Oetober, 1§the 1924,
Another carnmyfladger is "the big 5i,x brewers ap dislitillers purtludini they"
fut lad Whe 01wavs has the mesht to belave in thhiperanee an widdies wid
sey at pollYtickIe inaytms, an las
aa fall 'fairs, Nobody is quoite
so shmart, arr so slitrong fer hayiri
his own way aS this fellah, an -ye
moight inebby tink him a wurruld
bater if •ye didn't know tliat his lit-
tle nointy potted wife -makes him go
out in the woodshed to shmoke.
Yis, the whale wurruld is carnmy-
fladgin an if we cud shtop it tings
wud be betther, an 'tis what I am af-
ther throyin to do, but it is a harrud
jawb an a waker man wud. become
discouraged wid it. An no worldlier,
whin ye see pollyttshuns, cannily-
fladged to look loike shtatesinha 00
• bobbed hair, an wiclay min wearin
wigs, an Winehatn, s Futilities Coin-
'inishun buildin a big addisliun to ihe
pure watlter reservoir whin a lot av
payple belave the 0, T. A. will be de-
faY"risd. a quare wurruld, gittin to be,
In the ould days if ye taught a man
wits a loier an 0 thafe an ye tould bun
so, aVen if wts a foi'g-litia wurrud,
but now, inebby, yer wursht inimy
wilt call ye a gintleman an a, scholar
an a judge av slatrong drinks, not
rilaYnill a wYuoriUtricsi 'ativiliii;;Ixt wake,
Timothy 1 -lay.
of the fowl supper which was served
in the basement of the church 00
Monday evening. Owing to the very
large attendance the church was un-
able to accomodate all and the For-
esters Hall was opened and the pro-
gram was rendered in both places.
Rev. Dr. Perrie acted as chairman at
the church and Rev. Mf. Goodwill
was chairman in the Forester's Hall.
Rev. ,Mr. Ferguson of Winthrop and
former ministers were welcome back.
Rev. H. W. Snell's readings were
very much appreciated. Mrs. Wes.
Joynt of Lucknow sang in her usual
pleasing manner and . the violin se-
lections of Mr. George Fryfogle were
much apprediated. The proceeds from
the supper amounted to S26.4.5o...
Mr. and Mrs Clayton of Listowel,
visited at Mr. G. & E. J. Elaine's for
the week -end.
Mr. and Mrs. R. McPherson and
family of Arthur, visited relatives ar-
ound Fordyce for a few days recently.
The Snell Bros. of Westfield have
commenced ditching on the Gerner
drain,
Mr. C. T. Martin is at present loa.d-
ing a car of Barley at Whitechurch.
Wingham's high school cadet unit
has come first in Military District
No. x, in the Dominion of Canada
Rifle Association's competion series,
having achieved a percentage of 98.17
in the "A" division and 95 per cent, in
the "B" section.
The Winghain cadets are one of the
smartest high school units in the pro-
vince, and ha.ve ', made excdptional
progress inerifle marksmanship in ,the
past two years.
Not having a regul rifle range at
fiist, the boys in the corps practised
firing across a wide ravine on one side
of which they fined tin can tops to
trees as bull's-eyes. In practise, nuclei: -
these conditions, they had only a
bun eye to shoot at, If they missed
it, their shots didn't count.
Other corps in the district made the
following percentages:
Stratford C. 1., 94.33; Industrial
School, Chathana 84.4; Wingliam
High School, "C", 8745; Mount For -
eat H. S., 86.15; Sarnia C. .1, 82.89;
Tillsonburg H. S., "A", 81.7; Chat-
ham C I., 79.22; Clinton C. LI, "A",
75.1; Windsor C. L, 72.6; Strathroy C.
70.72; Goderich C. L, 70.7x; Tilt-
sonburg PI. S., "B" 68,3; De La Salle
Academy, London, '65.2; Clinton C. I.;
"C", 45.3; Clinton C. 1., "B", 41.6.
SCHOOL RtPORT
The following' is the report of , S.
1\TO. II, Fast Wawanoah, for the roont
th of Septernber. Those ha.Ving mis-
Sed one or Tribre exantinations 'are
marked With a * V Class-Roberia
'Yung, Sr. IVL•Hae6el MeBurney, Att-
he kdbeitson, Margaret Deacon*, Wi-
lliam Irwin*, Sr, III -Marie Deacen,
Sr, flobertson, Margaret Ir-
win, Pr, Class, .Ploward
P, Congranq Teacher,
THE BANKRUPTCY ACT
In the estate of Grattan B. Flani-
. .
gan, Authorized Assignor,
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
that Grattan B. Flanigan of the Town
of Wiagliam in the County of Hur-
on, Music Dealer, did on the twenty-
fifth day of September, A. D. 1924,
make an authorized assignment of all
his property for the benefit of his
creditors and that Edmund Weld, Es-
quire' Official Receiver, has appointed
me to be the Custodian of the Es-
tate.
NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN
that the first meeting of creditors in
the above estate will be held at the of-
fice of Richard Vanstone, Barristee,
in the said Town of Wingharn on
Thursday, the 1.6th day of October,
A. D. 1924, at 2.30 o'clock in the af-
ternoon.
To entitle you to vote thereat
proof of your claim must be lodged
with me before the meeting is held.
Proxies to be used at the meeting
Must be lodged with me prior to the
meeting.
AND FURTHER TAKE NOTICE
that if you have any claim against
the debtor for which you are entitled
to rank, proof of such claim must be
fyled,. with me within 30 days from
the date of this notice for; from and
after the expiration of 30 days' time,
I shell distribute /the proceeds of the
debtor's estate among the parties en-
titled thereto, having regard only to
the claims' of which I have then no -
DATED at Whighain this Fourth
day of October A. D. 1924,
JOHN GIB,BONS. Wingham,
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To the' Editur av the Advance-Toimes
Dear Sur, -
Wan day , -Soon afther me bye got
home from the war, me an him wus
out in the barrun lookin over tings
to see if the hoired man wus doin his
vvurruk soight, an whin we came
along to wheer the fat shteers wus,
-wan av thim didn't get up loike th
risht a.v thim did. I_ shlapped him
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While the Witches dance and the Black Cats
prance Let's celebrale Hallowe'en
On that night your decorations niust be startling and grotes-
que, your games lively and unusual. From invitation to midnight
surprise, the Hallowe'en. Party must be different. You can easily
make it so. Let us healp you.
2,einfflithtroi
HALLOWE'EN SPECIALTUES
include appropriate invitations and favors,) decorations for the home
and appointments for the table.
B. ELLIOTT
"Quality and Service"
Ticket Agency for the Canadian National Railways.
Mame..
on the ba.ck Wid me land an tould him liminasiessulanommagniseimpsiansainianawar
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to shtand up, but he'tuk no notish av .
me. "I .bela.ve," sez I,."the craythur is •
silf dad,", sez me bye, "they's nothin •
I3est D. L. & W. Scranton Coal, ri
Coal aalin,sidzeYsio od
sick, the haired man has mebby been N
overfayden him," "Don't ye fool yer-
wrong Wid 'the nnia» he sez, on t
ye see he is chewin his cud? The
oiild birrud is only earnrnyflagin,"
"Well" sez 1, "Ye are mebby robeht
about the.shteer,but 'tis quare talk
ye hev been larnin o:versays, callin a
baste 2 birrud", I sez. "An what d'ye
man be carnmyllagin? Don't let me
catch ye usin anny av thiln new
Frincli shwear wurrttds furninslit yer
mot -her arr :the girruls, moiled. that,"
sez
Whin the bye got troo laffin he
sez, "Don't ye know what ,carnmyflacl--
gin manes, dad? 'Tis purtindin some -
ting is that isn't, a thrick we used to
play on Fritz, to hilp to win the war'
sez he. "We cud fix up an mild
house to look loike a Church an thin
the Germans wud be sur' to waste a
lot ay shells on it, whoile we wild be
safe in our shelter half it mode away,
cammyfladged to look loike a bare
field. We cud cammyfla'ge a bunch
ay. German prisoners going back
from the loins to look loike a reg
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1 Iraurince RadAtilaa
mint av Canadians ma.rclun in, an. of-
, .
ten wid good results. Wanee whin a
we had to makea quick advance to Ifi
the rear(me bye wud nivir admit MI
that the Canadians ivir had to rer al .
trate) we cammyfladged a. let.av bar- SiltussEREREHEE
rels air dynamite to book loike sour
kraut an limburger cheese. We niv-
ir knew what happened, but we had
a good quiet shlape that noight."
Ax coorse I knew the bye WilS yar-
nin but I cammyfladged me face T,Il
purtinded to belave him.
Tis quare how brigs come into a
fellahs moind. I hadn't tought av
what the bye tould inc about how they
used to caminyfladge in war toirne,
till wan day lately. -I wus throyin
to shtucly out Some way to binifit
this ould wurruld befoor 1 lave it.
Av coorse, whin ye call in the doch-
tor, the fursht ting he does is to troy
to dishcover what the thrubble is. be-
foor he pershroibes a rimidy; so I
began to tink what is nvolitly wrong
wid the warruld„an deeoided it is the
payple, an what is wrong wid the pay -
p1' is canunyfla.dge, arr purtindin.
Fur inshtance tlum lads down in
Montreal who are throyin to bate
Misliter Meighen out av his jamb,
purtind they are wurrukin fer the
b6sht intetests av the Tory- parthy,
whin they do be throyin to pull aff
some skames av theer own. Thin
look at poor ould Ireland; ivirybody
purtinds that he has a plan that wild
bring paice an goodwill betwane the
North an South; whin nobody' rayly
knows what' shud be done barrin the
editor. av the "Orange Shatinel, an he
won't tell, We hev all known, fell -
ails who hev nivir been sick a day in
theer loives, hev to use fer doeh-
tors, but if warm av thini happens to
git a little pain.undher his pinny, lie
shotialt loike. shtuck pig, an has iv-
iry dochtor in town wearin a path to
his (lure, But I tink the wurst hippy -
crit ivir knew WuS fellail Who niv-
it willt to Cluirch an; gave a tint, to
anny good cause, but whin he got a
crack on -his skull at a barrtm
had a man droive pell-mell fer the
nearest praicher. I asked him if he
Wudden't hev it doebtor, an he said he
wussen't goin to git betther
way, ari the praiclier wud. come wid-
otit an Y pay. Whin he got betther
we joked biin so much about his
numeness that be sould his farrum an
moved to the Shtates„ Shure, 'tis
-the biSlit place kr 'mitt loike
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