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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1924-03-20, Page 4717 7711i solos, "The Night Hes a Thousand Eyes," "The Sandman," "Pttssy. Wil- low," "The Snow Flake," "Teddy Bear," "The Swing," "A Dutch Lulla- by" (children's sengs); Soprano sol- os"To You," "1-Ionie From Schoel," "S'ong in the Spring." Friday, March 21 6,I5 p. tn.-Organ recital by Lucile iOn W Wi of the Detroit News i Hale of the Cameo Motion Picture Theatre, Pittsburgh, Pa. 7.15 p, in. -"Lessons from Solo- nion's Reign," the Sunday school les- son for March 23, presented by Dr. R. L. Lanning. 7.30 p. m. -Feature. 7.40 p, m. -"National Stockman and Farmer" market reports. 8 p. nn -Radio Boy Scout•ineeting. 8.30 p. na-Concert broadcast from. the Vifilmas Club, Wilkinsburg, Pa. to be given by the KDICA. Little Sym- phony Orchestra, Victor Saudek, con- ductor; Irma Louise Ca.rpenter, so- prano; Mrs, Elme B. Sulzner, con- tralto; Lillian Meyers, accompanist; Elizabeth Cornfield Boli, soprano; R. Strayer, tenor, Program: Orchestra, "Fra Deayalo," Auber; concert waltz; "Coppelia," Delibes; excerpts from "II 'Troyatore," Verdi; a group of popular hits; musical scenes from "Carmen," Bizet; "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2," Liszt; "Spring Song," Mendelssohn; solos by Miss Carpenter, "Joy," Gaul, anents have been absolutely free to the and "Spring, Wild; solos by Mrs. Bstenee ea far, Various methods of Sulzner, "Sprieg Song," iroru. the taxing the receiver for revenue pur- lases, have Item suggested but every r,seheme io far brought forward, has •been opposed by the goverrunents concerned. If it is eventually decided • to levy a tax, it' will be exceedingly email for each individual. It is esti- • mated that there are 2,000,000 receiv- ers in the United States in daily use and if each, owner only paid in $1.00 the $2,000,000 received would easily maintain several high class stations. However this problem will eventually be solved in some satisfactory manner. A census of broadcasting stations in the States showed that 95 schools and universities own and operate their own stations. 46 newspapers are next and some 20 churches bring up the i house Band, T. J. Vastine, conductor, •nen. This clessification makes no al- assisted by Mrs. Jane Stretton •10-wance for the many churches which1Mitchell, soprano; Mrs. Florence use other stations for. sending out Sampson Boggs, contralto. •Program: their services. Note -All time shown is Eastern 01:fers a well designed set of Sicel exercises for the radio list- ide. For their successful use a loud- tieal<er is almost essential. These • Instructions are given, each morning at o'cipele and the commands are giv- • to the accompaniment" of piano There is a considerable scarcity of ore& tubes al, the present time. The aclio Corporation who are, the sole trnarrafeettirere, claim a natural short- age has arisen due to the great sale of 5 -tube receiving. sets. However -there is a suspicion, that the supply is being curtailed so that the dry battery lype ntay be more easily- sold. The great problem which has always t d tlsituation,h con 100 e le radio is Ow the entertainment will be paid for. The cost of erecting a modern broad - •casting statioit. runs well aver $50,- 440 roma it is claimed that another $50- lieo is required •to keep the, station in • eperation each year, The entertain- "Shenewis, Cadman; and Lullaby, Hauscom (with violin obbligato); ten- or solos, "Dream Girl," "Marcheta'' and "0 Sole Mia"; duet for contralto and tenor, "Home to Our Mountains" from "II Trovatore," Verdi. 9.55 P. m. -Arlington time signals. Weather forecast. Saturday, March 22 6.15 p. m. -Dinner concert by the Westinghouse Band, under the direc- tion of T. J. Vastine. 7.15 p. m. -Feature. 7.30 p. m. -Story by Dr. David Lang of the Shady Avenue Presbyterian Church. 7.45 p. m. -L -Feature. • 8.30 p. m. -Concert by the Westing - Standard Time. Station K1)ICA-326 meters • Westinghouse Electric, Pittsburgh, Pa. Wednesday, March 19 •6.15 p. m. ---Concert by the Pitts - 'burgh Athletic Association Orchestra, Gregorio Scalzo, conductor. Band selections: Overture, "The Maid and Her Spindle," Verdi; "Arabian Dwetisement" (in the Seraglio), Ca- zanavoye; "Largo," Handel; selection, "Amorita," Czibulka; •cornet duet, "The Pale Moon," Campana; waltz, "Vienna Bonbons," Strauss; "The Brownie Ballet," Cosby; romance, "Day Dream," Rollinson; "The Scarf Dance," Chaminade; soprano solos, "Vale", Russell; "A 'Dream," Bartlett; contralto solos, "Gia La Notte," • 7.15 p. ITL -Feature. Haydn; "I Know That My Redeemer • 7-30 P. m. -Address by a represen- •Liyeth," Handell; duets for contralto tative of the Allegheny County Medi- and soprano, "Oh, Dry Those Tears," teal Society-, Pittsburgh, Pa. • Del Riego. 7.40 P. m. -"National Stockman and Farmer" market reports. 8 a. m. -Address by Mrs. Maude Guthrie, representing the League of • American Pen Women, Pittsburgh, 8.15 p. -m. -"Mountain Climbing in Sveitzerland," by Charles Latus. 8.30 p. m. -Concert by the choir, of the Verona Methodist. Episcopal Church, George C. Held, director; George Van Why, organist, Program, "Dawn,' Von Flotow; "Corne Where My Love Lies Dreaming," Foster; Station W-GY-38o meters General Electric Company Schenectady, N. Y. Thursday, March 20 6.30 p. m. -Dinner music by Ro- mano's Orchestra, New Kenmore Ho- tel, Albany, N. Y. 7,45 p. m. -Program by Baldock Double Quartet; "A Few Minutes with New Books," William Jacob, librar- ian of the General Electric Company; selection "Unfold Ye Portals," from "Recessional," Nevin; 'A Night » Pic- s"The Redemption," Baldock Double tire," Cut; 'Land of Hope and Glory • Eiger; ,"The Lotus Flower," Schu- mann; "Holy Art Thou," Handel. 9-55 P. ne,-Arlington ,time signals. Weather forecast. Thursday, March ao 6.15 p. en. -Dinner concert by the KDICA. Little Symphony Orchestra, Victor Sauelek, conductor. 7.15 p,,m.-Address by W. W. Mat- thews, headlight inspector of the mo- tor vehicle department, commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 7.30 p. m. -Feature. • 7.40 P. m. -"National Stockman and •Farmer market reports. 8 p. tn.-Farm prograen arranged lay- . the "National Stockman and Farmer". 8.30 p. TIL -Concert by the Manu- script Society of Pittsburgh, Othelio. Ayerman Vogel, president. Soloist: Merle Crawford Pease, Henrietta Me- yer Bodycombe, Myra Siviter, Gert- rude Sykes King, Ruth Bowers Gib- son, violin; assisted by a male quar- tet, consisting of Blanchard Weister, first tenor; Robertson Tilton, second • tenor; Vi/illiara Flasseimari, first bass; Carl Rube, second bass; Dorothy Mulford Collidge, accompanist. Pre- senting a program bf works of Gert- eude Martin Rohrer, Ruth Stephens POrter, Henrietta Meyer Bodycombe, ,.,,Fetema-Keteleteerle,Mayhevy and Mary • :Hildebrand Parsons, inenibers 'of the society. Program: Quartet selections 'Her Garden,' "A Song to Belinda," • "Success," "The Vagabond," soprano Quartet. Sopranos: Mrs. Ida May Paul, Mrs. Ira Brownell; contraltos, Mrs. Theodore Gandy, Mrs. Ewart W. Edwards; tenors; Percy Santer, Ewart W. Edwards; bass; William Paul, William Hambly; Mrs. Frede- rick Baldock, directress. Selection, "In Absence," Baldock Male Quartet; soprano solo, "Just Because,"- Ida May Paul; selection, "Little Mother of Mine," l3aldock Double Quartet; tenor solo, "Mountain Lovers," Ed- ward E. Edwards,' selection, "The Little Quaker," Baldock Ladies' Quar- tet; address, "The Electric Hoist," S. H. Libby; selection, "The Land -Be- yond the Setting Sun," from the can- tata "King Arthur," Baldock Donble Quartet; piano • solo,' •13erceuse," Francis Quinlan; selection, "Goin' Home," Baldock •Male Quartet; so- prano solo, "Se Seran Rose," Mrs. Ira Brownell; selection, "Cradle Song," Baldock Ladies' Quartet; selection, "Good Night Beloved," Baldock Dou- ble Quartet. Friday March 21 6.30 p. m.: --Children's program. 7.35 p, m. -Health talk, N, Ye State Department of Health.' ", 7.45 P. m,-Mtisical program. In- strumental selection, "The Gipsy Car- acan," W-GY Orchestra; soprano solo ":By the Waters of Minnetonka," Al- -lee -Brown, Jeanette Cooley, accom- panist; piano solo, "Praeludium," Harold Tario; address, "The Import- ance of Business Letters," Benson G. tommommummumnium sm ms NENEEnnsnmni: • • • THE H DRO SHOP 6 II 6 Lori m, 1 1 AIR WINGHAM ADVANCE -74 ES H. Durant; inatrumeatal selection, "Bamboula," orehestra; soprano solo. "The .Lilac Tree," Alice` Browe, piano solo, "Poloaise, Otis 46," • Harold Tario• instrumental selection. A Desert Episode," orchestra; soprano solo, "Who'll Buy My Lavender," Alice Brown; instrumental selection, "In Caieo," orchestra; piano solo, "Nocturne, Opus 15, No. r," Harold Tario; instrumental selection, "Pa- rade of the Manikins," orchestra. (Late :Program) e 10.30 p, xre-Musical program; in- strumental selection, "Tango," WGY Orchestra; baritone solo, "I Miss You Most at Gloaming," Arthur Gunn;in- strumental selection, "Valse," • or- chestra; reading, •"Just Bay" (emir- tesy of the "American Boy' Maga- zine), instrumental selection ".A Chi- nese Episode," orchestra; baritone solo, "Misty Moon" Arthur Gunn; in- strumental •selection. "Igorrote's Dance," orchestra; radiologue, C. M. Ripley, publicity department; baritone solo, "A Perfect Kiss," Arthur Gunn; instrumental selection, "To Thee," or- chestra; baritone solo, "Some Day Sweetheart," Arthur Gunn; instru- mental selection "La Serenade," or- chestra. • Saturday, March 22 9.30 p. m. -Dance music by Ro- mano's Orchestra, New Kenmore Ho- tel, Albany, N. Y. rons, Toasters, Heaters, Cleaners, Fans, Portables !tC • Absolutely without any labor •• charges. wocharge only for the actiutml Co8tOf the rtka- terial going into these rt. in' Utiiitjes Com 0 &MUIR 66 IONE Station xYw-536 meters Westinghouse Electric Chicago, Ills Wednesday, March zg 8-8.30 p. m. -Dinner concert broad- cast from Congress Hotel. 8-8.10 p. m.-Joska. DeBabary and his orchestra playing in the Louis XVI room. • 8.10-8.20 p. m. -Clyde Doerr and Lis orchestra playing in the Pom- peiian room 8.20-8.30 p. m.--Joska DeBabary and his orchestra playing in the Louis XVI room. 9-9.55 p. m. -Musical program; Fred J. Grieve, baritone; Anna May Dahl, accompanist; Elizabeth Silber Worth, pianist; program will be an- nounced by radiophone; musical pro- gram courtesy of the Hearst Music Company; artists and program will be announced by radiophone. ro p. m. -"Good Roads Report" furnished by Chicago M-otor Club. 10.05 p. m. ---Program by the Union Trust Company. 10.15 p. m. -Talk by representative of the federal health bureau. 10.20 p. rn.-Talk by Commissioner T. J. Johnson. 7-7.30 p. m. -Spanish Lessons by Prof. A. A. Brashi. K.YW "The World Crier" will broadcast the latest news •of the world every half hour during the day and night. ICYW bulletins are furnished from 5 a. en. to 5 p. m. g by the Chicago Evening "American," International News Service. This service is furnished from 5 p. m. to 5 a. In. by the Universal" News Ser- vice in co-operation with the "Her- ald" and "Examiner." Thursday, March 20 1.30 p. ni.--Children's •bedtime story. 8-8.30 p, m. -Dinner music broad- cast from the Congress Hotel. 8-8.10 p, m.-Joska DeBabary and hiys orchestra playing in. the Louis XVI room. 8,10-8.20 p. in. -Clyde Doerr and his orchestra playing in the Pompeiian room. 8.20-8.30 p. m.--Joska DeBabary and his ordhestra playing in Louis XVI room, • 9-9.20 p. m. -"Twenty Minutes of Good Readiag" furnished by Rev. j. Pernin, S. J., head of department of English, Loyola University, Chi- cago.• • 9.20-10.05 m. -Musical program Salvation Army Staff band; and James Durham, tenor; program will be announced by radiophone. 10.05 p. m. -Program »will be an- nounced by radiophone. Friday, March 2/ 7.50 p. m. -Children's bedtithe story. 8-8.50 p. m. -Dinner concert broad- cast from Congress Hotel. 8 8.xo p. m.-Joska DeBabary •and his orchestra playing in the Louis XVI room. • 8./o -8.2o p. in. -Clyde Doerr and his orchestra playing in the Pom- peiian room. . 8.20-8.30 p. m.-Joska DeBabary and his orchestra playing in the Louis XVI room.• 7-7.30 p. an. ---Spanish lessons by A, A. Bra,sht. • 11-3 a. In.--Midatight revue; artists and ,program will be announced by radiophone; this is a Chicago Eve- ning "Atnerican" Westinghouse 'fea- ture broadcaet from 'the KYW studio in the Hearst building. Saturday, March za 7.30 p. m. -News, financial and final markets furnithed by the Un- ion Trtist Company, Chicago "Journ- al of Commerce," and United States department of agriculture. 7.50 p, m. -Children's bedtime story. 8-8.30 p. In, Dinner concert fur- nished from the Congress Hotel. 8-8,10 p. m.-Joska DeBahary and his orchestra playing in the Louis XVI' room, 8./o -8.2o p. m.-Clycle Doerr and hie orchestra playing in the 'Porn- peiian roorti. 8,20-8.30 p. to. mike. Detlabary and his orchestra playing in •the Louis XVI. room. 0-9.58 p. rta.-41/1usica1 program. Marjorie Trevathan, soprano; Sallie Mcnkes, accompanist; George Os- borne baritone; Clifford Kay, pianist; C. Lathrop, violinist; Mr. Lathrop will play the following selections; "Romanca Andaltiza," "Lat'lus Out Lertte," Indian Lament," Zapateado," talance of the program will be an- nounced by radidphotte. to,o,5 :Vire' talk by Chicago Motor Club. xo,/it 0, tu.-1,Yrtder the Evening .1.nl ,,,,,attne service'IncInu% SteteOtS, articles, and humorous sketches, furnished by the "Youth's Com - SEVEN l'ARS, OF 'TORTURE Headaches and Indigestion Ended By "Frail -a -fives" The Marvellous Fruit Medicine Like thousands and thousandsy) other sufferers, Mr. Albert Varo er of Buckingham, P.Q., tried many remedies and went to doctors 'and specialists ; but nothing did him any goad. , Finally a friend advised hbn to try "Fruit-a-tives'0-now he is well. As he says in a letter... • "For seven years,I suffered terribly from Headaches and Indigestion, I had belching gas, bitter stuff would come up in my mouth, often vomiting, and as terribly constipated. I took Fruit-a-tives and this grand fruit medicine made me well". 50e. a box, 6 for $2,50, trial size 25e. . At dealers or sent »by Fruit-a•tives Limited, Ottawa, Ont, Station WJAZ-448 meters Edgewater Beach Hotel, Chicago, Ill, " Wednesday, March rg It p. m. to 2 a. m. -Program under the personal supervision of E. War- ren K. I -I -owe, musical director. Art - fists; Ingel Bringgold pianist; Fred- erick Rudin, Clarinet; Claude Brown, violinist; popular dance music by the Oriole Orchestra; "Drifting Back t6 Dreamland," "Hoodoo Blues," Oriole Orchestra; "To a Wild Rose," Alle- gro,Inez 13ringgold; Elegie, Souvenir de Moscow, Claude Brown; clarinet solos, Frederick Rudin; "My Dream Moon," "Waiting for the Rainbow," Oriole Orchestra; Berceuse, Etude, Inez Bringgold; "Bird as Prophet, "Mazurka," Claude Brown; "Teach Me to Love," "Nine O'Clock Sal," Oriole Orchestra; clarinet solos, Frederick Rudin, Ballade, G minor, Inez Bring - gold; "Forget Me Not," "Pal Of My Dreams," Oriole Orchestra. Promptly at midnight; central standard time, there will be put on our weekly Bowdoin program. This pro- gram is for Dr. Donald B. MacMillaii the artic explorer, who is now frozen in, in the artic night with» his ship, Bowdoin, within It degrees of the North Pole. Messages from all the relatives, friends and admirers are • 1810111H1111R1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111i11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111R1111 • . Telepl-torte.girls sell. go ds A small » store in a small town can train one or two of its own girls (or men) to take telephone orders on advertised goods, as the big stores do. In one store with over s100 telephone operators, • each takes teiephone orders, Acting as shop- pers for the telephone customer. In this store - as many as 3,000 tele- phone orders will be re- ceived in one day. Some grocers use the ,sa,me method. » May we help you apply it to your business? • Every Boil Telephone is te Long Disianee Station laminamesfor 1 '011,0f I IV ir read, and then a restune of the weelc's up-to-the-minute news, inter, spersed with a few musical selections. 4A11 popular music broadcast froni this station has been released .by the National Association of Broadcasters of which WjAZ is a member, ahUrSdaY, March 20 ix p. m. to 2 a, M. -Program given under the personal supervision of E, Warren E, Howe, musical director; Artists: Bardette Cleveland, pianist and soprano; Blake Wilson, baritone; saxophone sextette, through the cour- tesy of the Gillen School a Instru- mental Music; popular dance music by the Oriole Orchestra; "Mean Blues," "Unfertunate Blue," •Oriole Orchestra; baritone solos, Blake Wil- son; Sonata Scarlatti, Burdette Cleve- land; Sextette numbers, Saxophone Sextette; "In the Land of Sweet Six- teen," "Sobbin Blues," Oriole Orches- tra; baritone scilos, 13 lake Wilson; "Dance of the Gnomes," "Marche Militaire," Burdette Cleveland; Sex- tette, numbers, Saxophone Sextette; "My Lovely Celia," "My Mother Bid; Me Bind. My Hair," Old English, Bur- dette Cleveland; "My Dream Moon," "Dream Daddy," Oriole Orchestra; baritone solos, Blake Wilson; sextette numbers, Saxophone Sextette; "Love's Old Sweet Song," "In the Gloaming" Burdette Cleveland; • "Teach Me to Love," "Pal of My Dreams," Oriole OrChestra. • Friday, March az IT p. m. to 2 a, m.---Proge,ram given under the personal supervision of E. Warren K. Howe, musical director. Artists: Rose Meyers, soprano; Ethel • Munger, pianist; Jane Walther, • pianist; Harry Jackson tenor. Popu- • lar dance music by the Oriole •Or- chestra, "Jog Along," "My Rose Is Only You," "There's Nobody Else But You", "Back in Hackensack, New jersey," "Nine O'Clock Sal", "Hon- olulu Moon," -"Waiting for the Rain- bow", "Teach. Me to Love," "Mean Blues," "My Dream Moon. Saturday, March 00 11 p. m. to 2 a, m. -Program given under the personal supervision of E. Warren K. Howe, musical director, ' Program will be given through the courtesy of the North Shore Conser- vatory of Music, Popular dance music by the Oriole Orchestra. "Sobbin Blues," "The Oe.e I Love Belongs to Somebody Else," "Blue Rose," "You Can Take Me Away frone Dixie," "Sunflower Maid" "Teach Me to Love," "My Dream Moon," "Chimes Blues,',' "Unfortunate Blues" "Sunshiae of Mine," "Polite", "Dreams." • •••••••1101.400•••••••••••••••101 Wedding Rings, Diamond • JRings and Marriage Li- cence Information W. R. Harnitten'so Jeweler A FINANCIAL CRITIC To the Editur ay the Advance -Times, Deer Sur,- Lasht wake I wus either forgit- tin that ye are now runnin a double 'header noospaper, an shtarted me letther the same as befoor, but I thrust ye will excuse rale mishtake It musht be quare fer ye to be sind- in yer paper out to a lot » a -v thirn ould harrud biled Grits, but, av coorse, there are so ma,nny quare tings in the wurruld now that a feIlah kin git used to annyting. Fer inslitance on Se. Pathricks day 1 saw a Scotchman wearin a sham • rock, an whin I shpoke to him about it •he said that St. Pathrick wus a Scot, an whin a little further down the shtrate I met an Englishman "weerin av the vane", he declared the good saint wus an Englishman, born in the north av England an cap- tured in a raid be the Irish, -an sould fer a slave, On Saint Pathrick's day the whole wurruld wants to be Irish, but fer awl the ,resht av the year no wan will admit it, batrin the Irish thirnsilves, an they wud be ashamed to be annyting ilse. Wan ting, if the blissed Saint Pathrick was Scotch it can't make so much differ to me to hey a few drap.a av *that same blood in me, barrin that, the missus awlways does be throwin it up to me, whin she wants me to ate oatmale porridge. rirnitnber tin years ago or %ore me ould nayber, Sandy Banks wus helpin me to tap trees on the sivin- teenth ay March, an he wus afther claimin St. Pathrick fer a Scotchman, s an said that he had to be int over to Ireland to convert the ' haythiri there. I tould him that wussent the rayson the good man whit there at all, at all, but becaws the Scotch wus such a harrud lot that he *knew it wud be losht tome praichin to thiln. Iyirybody. now is waitin fer the budgit spache to larn what ,changes Mrshter Robb is goin to make in the way ay gittin the » money out ay the pockets ay the .payple. 'Tisn't a,isy javeb he has at all, at all, fer if he Puts on an ixtra tax nobody wants it that way, but ivirybody wud loike him to fix tings so the other fellah wud hey to do the payin. If he laves the tariff on implemiets wheer it is the farrumers will be hollerin that they will hey no money lift fer the byes to Aphid oil gasoline, wid ma- sheenery coshtin so much money, an if he shpo.kes ay rejucing the tariff, like Mishter Meighen wance talked av doin, thin awI the implentint manu- facturers Set tip a howl that they are belt ruined, an that they can't cona- pate wid the Yankees an France an Australia an South America unless they make a big profit on what they sell id Canada, AV coorse they don't 'say just thim wurruds, but that is what they Inane in theer hearts, If the finance minishter shtarts mit to economize be distnissin ti few, girrtil ahtenographers in Ottawa, thin he makes a lot av inimies fer the Grit • Governmint;..an if he shtoris shpindin money puttin in culverts an bulldin hin houses, down in Quebec an Nova. Scosha, that is the Ind av the solid Grit vote from thin prawvinces. No inatther what the Grits do it will be awl the bettlter fer us Tories, for they aro bound to shpill the banes in army ease. Avri we he -v to do to kape quiet an lit thitn do it, but Mishter Meighen, shmart bye that he is, will tuebby shpoll ting be tayson av talk - in too tutteh, but, av. tOttr.40,, Mishtor MaeXetizie Xing an Sir Niitry Thorn- ton hev both the samefault. Shure, if, ayther wan av thita had lived for fifty years, art less, wid uiIrish weite he wud know that there is a VARM TO RENT The McNair farm in Wawanosh, Igo acres, thirty acres plowed r011 SALE Two stOley brick residence, Wing- • hatn. All conveniences, 'Wen. Situated • Abut 'osetts uttoto Thlirsday, Marc 20tha 1924 Illilllialall11011111111114101111111114OINAIMOONO11011.11111101111111111110111111111101111011111,111111140101al':: i .1. , a : i MN 0*.k...,,,, , Il- ..., --.......'''''', ,',. i pt4, re- ttwi. -•4Nol'i V41.1,,W‘ E-. , About Time to get the 01' Car Out and Have it Painted' or Refinished ; YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAR MADE TO ;LOOK LIKE NEW • AT THE I.Winghint Auto 'Painting - ROBERTSON'S GARAGE, .1m BY THW,.. R. GARRETT • = , Our Motto is:: "A right good job and satisfaction". This We IW • : 11,1 guarantee, nothing bUt the best materials Used. - •\ 7M111111M111MMAIMMIlliffliMMMEMOMEMBWOMEWBOOMMII0101iliMiMMOSI*1114 WOr S =--a.'.: _ ,,,,, ..-=. time »to shpake, an a toime to kape quiet an »let some wan ilse do the talkin. •If ye don't say annyting ye hey nothin to take back. 'Tis a bad ting » fer the Grits that Mishter Fielding is sick, fer he wus the wan man in Canada to put the shcare into us Tories. wus giy- in^a.dyoice to Mishter Robb it wud be to lave well enough alone, barrin re- jucin the proice av tay an tobacky an a few other nicissaries ay loife, an cuttin down the pay av aitch mimber to $3000 an aich sinator to $z000. Thin he might refuse to appoint army new pa.yple on the civil service, an as the prisint wans dote, arr git married„.. make the others do the wurruk. (This wud be a foine idea, fer it wud lave a lot av positions vacant fer Tories» afther the nixt • elickshun.) Lashtly wud ,atIvoise the a.bolishin av awr passes on the railways, an the makire, ay mimbers av parliarnint iviry- baidy ilse pay theer way loike respict-, able payple. • Yours till nixt wake, Thnothy • FARIVL HELP CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAYS IN CO-OPERATION WITH ONTARIO GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT OF COLONIZATION WILL AGAIN ASSIST FARMERS IN SF:CURING FARM HELP. THERE will be an urgent demand all over Canada this year. . If yo„u need farm help apply early. The Canadian . National Railways Colonization and Development Depart- ment, through its representatives in Great Britain, Scandinavian and other European countries, offers a free service to farmers. Order your farm help as early as possible in order that they will reach Canada in timejor Spring. BLANK APPLICATIONS CAN BE OBTAINED FROM ANY CANAD 1 AN NATIONAL RAILWAYS AGENT OR 'DEPARTMENT OF COLONIZATION AND DEVELOPMENT CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAYS MONTREAL, QUE. _ Market at Home where you get» the highest »prices». MAITLAND » CREAMEg Wingharn, -Ontario Owned add operated by The United Farmers Co -Op Co. Lt Head Office, Toronto, Ontario ammisammensminemmusammammumumunimmainism m LYCEUM THEATRE t 1N! Wednesday and Thursday, March xe and 20. 'SPECIAL "I WILL» REPAY" Starring Flora Le» Breton, Pech-o» De Cordoba and Heltnes, Herbert. The Thrilling Scarlet Pimpernel Romance. The most thrilling drama of the season. Come and see the film of the great Baroness Orezy novel, •, Also: MERMAID COMEDY "THIS WAY O•UT" Prices xsc and 35c. • Friday and Safurday; March azst and aand. MARY ALDEN • "A Woman's Woman" A. question of everyday life answered to Satisfaction. » Shall a wife and mother leave home and family to build her own future. Also Comedy "EASTER DONNETTS" Monday and TetesclaY, IVIarch 24th and 25th, SPtCIAT., "Are You a Failure" With MADGE DELLAMY and LLOYD InIGNES Sky Cloudy, Girl Raging, 13usiness Suu21ly, Rain or bine onl miss this fair weather feature. Three men and a girl, All • loved her. One was a failure. °was a success. The third only • thought he was. •Also LLOttIAIVIILTON ia "P. 0. 'au e Me. 1011 OMOMM